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I think birth control is a very
important issue in a woman's life.
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I've looked into all the options and...
One week only! The Stinch Brothers
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Traveling Carnival!
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Ride! Game!
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That's stupid.
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Fun for all!
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If you're dead.
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And the testiest freaks you'll ever see
in this lifetime!
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Whoa. Maybe they got one of those dudes
with two butts.
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Yeah.
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That would be cool.
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We're there, dude.
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Whoa,
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these chicks are pretty tough.
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Yeah, I didn't know girls were cool.
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I don't know what it is.
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Something's wrong with our eyes.
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These guys
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are pretty cool.
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Even though they're 60.
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Yeah.
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That one guy is 69.
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He looks like Vanilli.
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Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Yeah.
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Just keep playing.
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Yeah. Everything's cool.
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Is that fucked?
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Yeah. We should have waited longer.
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And everybody knows it's wrong.
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But we can tell them no. Or we can let
it go. But I will be hanging on.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Cool.
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Oh.
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Airbag. Fuck.
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Yeah.
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Step
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right
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up and see the gorilla boy.
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Once an ordinary everyday teenager in
honor of...
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Come right in here, folks. Come on. See
the half -and -half woman man.
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Born with two perfect and functioning
sets of gender organs.
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Folks, he's never lonely on Saturday
night.
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Check this out.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Which way is the dude with two butts?
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Hey, get lost.
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Cool.
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She tucks her legs behind her head and
walks on her hands. She twists and turns
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like a human pretzel.
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Fellas, a public promenade is no place
to describe what else she does.
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But let me put it this way.
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The little lady bends north, south,
east, west, and all points in between.
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Born without a solid bone in her body,
she's the rubber band lady.
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Wow. That looks cool.
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I'm there, dude.
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Whoa.
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Cop of feel.
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Yeah.
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Dude, I'm pitching a tent.
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Thank you very much, folks. Step to the
left. Plenty of other attractions still
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open. Move it, folks. Thank you. Get
out.
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We can't leave, dude.
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Yeah, we gotta meet the chick.
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We'll be back with more.
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Come on in, boys.
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Now, why don't you boys tell me what
brings you back here?
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We want to know how you do that stuff.
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I'm double -jointed, hon.
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Double -jointed?
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Come on, boys.
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I ain't got all night. How do you want
it?
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Want what?
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Come on, Sonny. Nobody's that stupid.
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Tell me what's your pleasure and we'll
negotiate.
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What do you like, boys? What do you
like?
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Uh, I like to blow up lizards.
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Yeah, I like to burn stuff.
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This room's bothering you, Tiffany.
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Whoa. It's that gorilla dude. Yeah.
Their indecisiveness is cutting into my
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day. Look, this is your lucky day,
fellas.
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Capisce? You've seen the act. The lady
does things with a body that you'll
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dream about when you're 95 and can't
hold your water.
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But she's short on patience and don't
like being joked around.
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So you got a special trick in mind.
Let's hear it now.
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That would be cool.
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Could you pick your butt with your nose?
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Hey,
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where's Tito?
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Isn't that Jermaine, dude?
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They're in a rubber.
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Yeah. This should have been the Super
Bowl halftime show.
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Yeah, that would have been cool.
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Yeah, they could have had everybody get
inside a big rubber.
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Hey, Beavis, guess where his hand's
been?
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Yeah.
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Where's Tito?
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Tito!
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Tito is cool.
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Yeah.
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Tito rules.
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He used to be in the Village People.
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Yeah.
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This is torture.
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Change it. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You're a man?
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No way.
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He's not even a boy.
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He's Boy George.
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This video needs some, like, car
accidents.
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Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire.
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Said it would be cool.
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Hey, Beavis, is this supposed to be like
in the future?
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Yeah. The future sucks.
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Change it.
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I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't
change the future.
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Experience an unforgettable lesson in
Mother Nature's cruel sense of humor. I
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know you've seen Siamese twins. I know
you've seen geeks bite heads off
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chickens. But not since the collapse of
South Korea's Hmong dynasty in the year
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467 B .C. has the world seen the rare
and terrifying combination of chicken
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-head -biting Siamese twin geeks.
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This costume sucks.
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Yeah.
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Ow, watch it, dude. You're pulling my
stitches.
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The ketchup, dude.
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This reminds me of the love boat.
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Yeah.
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Remember that time Christy McNichol was
on?
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Yeah. Her and Isaac did the wild thing.
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And then Captain Stuby got her.
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This video is confusing.
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Yeah.
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It's all, like, complicated.
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This video is over my head.
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Yeah.
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It's under my butt.
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I don't like videos that suck.
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Yeah. Me too.
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