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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:23,680 People are stupid for throwing this stuff out. 2 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,320 Yeah. 3 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:27,500 What a bunch of dumbasses. 4 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:31,420 Cool. 5 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,100 What is it? 6 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,980 Whatever it is, it stinks, Beavis. 7 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,960 It does? 8 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,240 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,740 What should we do with it? 10 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,600 Uh, we could, like, take a leak on it. 11 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:51,880 That would be cool. 12 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,440 Damn it. 13 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,660 I just took a leak on some dog turds. 14 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,200 Damn it. 15 00:00:58,650 --> 00:00:59,990 See, we could keep it like a pet. 16 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:03,230 Beavis, you ass munch, it's dead. 17 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:05,209 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 18 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:10,490 Uh, I know. Let's sell the fur. Then we can buy something cool. 19 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:12,870 Yeah, that'd be cool. 20 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:15,850 Uh, 21 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:18,470 this sucks. 22 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:20,610 Yeah, really. 23 00:01:27,009 --> 00:01:28,630 All right, who's the lead singer here? 24 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:32,070 Yeah, come on. Let's get this crap right now before we shoot the video. 25 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:34,830 Keep an eye on that dude. He's got his hands in his pants. 26 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:37,310 Yeah, yeah. Where's that guy going? What's he doing back there? 27 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:42,530 Is that Elton John? 28 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:44,510 Yeah, yeah, it is. That's him. 29 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:45,789 That's him, all right. 30 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:48,390 Yep, and that's his dad and, like, his whole family, too. 31 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,070 Oh, yeah. 32 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:52,150 Check it out. I can read sign language. 33 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:55,510 Will Beavis ever score? 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,100 And the answer is, no. 35 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:05,940 Shut up, butthead. You're never going to score. 36 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,860 Shut up, butthead. Those eight balls aren't accurate. 37 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,120 She didn't shake it enough either. 38 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,060 Yeah, right. 39 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,880 Damn it. If I see one of these pictures of water in a video again, I'm going to 40 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,880 smack somebody. 41 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,580 Yeah, it's like they put that in every damn video. You really should smack 42 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:25,580 somebody, butthead. 43 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,910 Uh, okay. 44 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:29,150 Ah, cut it out, butthead. 45 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:31,650 I didn't put the water in the damn video. 46 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:38,610 Well, you probably would have if you had, like, gone to video college or 47 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:41,750 something. But now, thanks to me, you never will. 48 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:43,930 Thanks, butthead. 49 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:45,690 Uh, 50 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:49,310 you want to buy some fur? 51 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:51,730 What do you think? 52 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:54,070 Uh, I think you do. 53 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:55,859 Yeah, yeah. 54 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:59,320 And don't try to gyp us, and don't waste our time unless you're serious. 55 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:00,680 This is real fur. 56 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,520 I'll give it to you for some nachos. 57 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,620 Check it out. Chicks go nuts for this crap. 58 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,040 You might score. 59 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,520 Yeah, yeah. 60 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,700 We'll take nachos, you know, some rocket pops. 61 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,140 Look, here's some nachos. Now get that damn thing out of here. 62 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,400 Cool. 63 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,440 This animal is like good luck. 64 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:22,140 Yeah. 65 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:23,900 Maybe they'll buy it at the mall. 66 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,960 Hey, buddy, if we were, like, dead and an animal found us, do you think he'd 67 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,940 to, like, sell our fur? Don't be stupid, Beavis. He'd probably just sniff our 68 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:35,940 butts. 69 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,940 Really? Yeah. 70 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,380 Can I help you? 71 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,900 Uh, we got, like, some fur. 72 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,980 Yeah. We'll sell it to you for, like, $20. 73 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,200 Yeah. And it's worth at least half that. 74 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,180 Sorry, boys, but we don't sell real fur anymore. 75 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:01,100 Tell you what, I'll give you a buck and I'll dispose of this poor thing 76 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:04,160 properly. Uh, that's a pretty good deal. 77 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,700 No way, he's worth more than that. 78 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,200 Just look at him. 79 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:11,100 Uh, what if he gave us, like, five dollars? 80 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,800 Yeah, okay. 81 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:16,620 Uh, we'll take five dollars. 82 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,160 And that's, like, uh, our final offer or something. 83 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,680 Five dollars, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and take your smelly little 84 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,680 creature with you. 85 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,140 Uh, okay. 86 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:29,880 Come on, Beaver. 87 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:31,660 Oh, yeah? 88 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:32,740 Well, you suck. 89 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,400 And your fucking store sucks. 90 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,640 You don't know what good fur is. 91 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:39,260 I'm going to tell everybody that you don't sell real fur here. 92 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,640 They don't sell real fur here. They don't sell real fur here. You suck. 93 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,980 I don't understand. How come nobody wants our fur? 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,200 It's like that saying, don't look a dead horse in the mouth. 95 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,740 I don't think this is a horse, butthead. 96 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,520 What are you doing, Beavis? 97 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:06,580 Now I have a fur hat, like Davy Crockett. 98 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,360 Cool. 99 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,020 I bet you could, like, pick up chicks with that hat. 100 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,200 Less like they didn't like animals or something. 101 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,780 Hey, baby, check out his fur. 102 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,680 Ew! 103 00:05:23,229 --> 00:05:24,870 Yeah, it's a dead animal. 104 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:26,670 Not anymore, though. 105 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:28,030 Now he's a hat. 106 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:31,910 So, like, uh, how about it? 107 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:33,710 Yuck, it's so disgusting. 108 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:35,230 No way. 109 00:05:35,290 --> 00:05:36,290 He's good luck. 110 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:41,230 Well, if you really like something, you have to set it free. And if it comes 111 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:45,630 back to you, it's yours. And if it doesn't, then, like, it never was yours. 112 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,650 Yeah, that's why we have to go now. 113 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:48,990 Uh, oh, yeah. 114 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:52,730 So, uh, I guess we'll see you when you come back to us. 115 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,040 Wow. 116 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,840 You're pretty smooth, butthead. 117 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,780 Well, you heard her, dude. Set it free. 118 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,140 Um, you can go if you want. 119 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:11,260 Uh, I guess it's like we go away, and then, like, if we come back and it's 120 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:12,900 here, then it's ours. 121 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,120 Oh, yeah. 122 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:19,300 I'm back. 123 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:20,940 It's really mine. 124 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,100 I mean, ours. 125 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:26,300 Plant Man knows that plants will grow. 126 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,440 Plant Man knows that plants will grow. 127 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:33,220 Plant Man knows that plants will grow. Is this Robert Plant? 128 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:35,740 Plant Man? 129 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,720 What's that? 130 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:41,000 Oh, check it out. That's the thing I always play on the drum. 131 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,500 I can play that. Yeah. 132 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,200 That's probably the only thing this guy can play. 133 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:52,880 He brings his friends over and goes, hey, check this out. 134 00:06:56,180 --> 00:07:02,860 He's probably like one of those rich kids, like his parents bought him a 135 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,460 and he couldn't play that either. 136 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:10,120 Well, maybe if I get a really cool suit, then that'll help. 137 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:19,110 Dammit, this Nickelodeon crap has gone too far. 138 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:23,890 Hey, buddy! 139 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:26,530 Hey, 140 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:28,270 I just thought of something. 141 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:33,330 Who do you think would win in a fight between Plant Man and Spoon Man? 142 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:37,630 I think Spoon Man would win, because he's like a bum. 143 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:41,510 And he could, like, beat his head with spoons. 144 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:45,190 I just thought of something else. 145 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:47,710 How come you keep doing that, Beavis? 146 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:48,950 Doing what? 147 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:50,950 That thing where you go, hey. 148 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,230 I don't know. 149 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,430 That kind of feels good. Hey, how's it going? 150 00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:59,110 Hey. Hey. 151 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,710 This does feel pretty good. 152 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:02,749 Yeah, yeah. 153 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,750 Hey. 154 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,190 Hey. 155 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:07,290 Hey. 156 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,070 Hey. Hey. 157 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:19,530 Those chicks haven't come back yet, right? 158 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,570 Uh, not yet. 159 00:08:23,610 --> 00:08:26,910 So, um, I guess that means, like, they were never ours to begin with? 160 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:30,230 Dammit, Beavis. If there's one thing I know, it's chicks. 161 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:32,730 They'll be back. 162 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:35,210 They're just, like, playing hard to get or something. 163 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:36,450 Oh, yeah. 164 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,630 Hard to get. 165 00:08:40,549 --> 00:08:41,549 Go get it, Lucky! 166 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,090 You dumbass. 167 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:45,950 It's dead. It can't fetch. 168 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:47,930 Yeah, it can. 169 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,960 Check it out. 170 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,260 Go get it, boy. 171 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,120 Yeah. See? 172 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,540 Have fun. 173 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,160 Oh, 174 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:06,740 check it 175 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:17,100 out. 176 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,650 Yeah. Well, 177 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:29,530 what are they doing to that guy? 178 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:33,230 Maybe they're welding his butt cheeks shut. 179 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:35,890 Why would they do that? 180 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:40,370 I don't know. I think it would be cool to have a butt without a crack. 181 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:45,230 It's like, instead of having two butt cheeks, you just have one. 182 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:47,790 That would rule. 183 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,260 So, like, um, how would you take a dump? 184 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,240 Uh, it's like, you wouldn't have to take a dump anymore. 185 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,160 Because, like, you know, you'd only have one butt. 186 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,480 Really? 187 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:03,800 But, um, I don't know, I'd kind of miss it. 188 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:13,060 This butt munch sounds like Dave Mustaine. 189 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,420 Yeah, really. 190 00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:22,150 Yeah. What a butt munch. 191 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,170 Oh, look, he just flipped somebody off. 192 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,430 He did? 193 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,650 Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool. 194 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:28,090 Uh, 195 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:30,130 not unless we know who he flipped off. 196 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:31,490 Oh, yeah. 197 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,470 Maybe he flipped off that dude. 198 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:34,790 Yeah, what is that? 199 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,830 Uh, I think it's like a gong. 200 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:43,710 Yeah, it's like you hit him and then they have him go... Yeah. 201 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:47,790 Why don't they do that? 202 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,820 That might help the thong out a little bit. 13332