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People are stupid for throwing this
stuff out.
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Yeah.
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What a bunch of dumbasses.
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Cool.
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What is it?
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Whatever it is, it stinks, Beavis.
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It does?
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Oh, yeah.
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What should we do with it?
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Uh, we could, like, take a leak on it.
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That would be cool.
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Damn it.
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I just took a leak on some dog turds.
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Damn it.
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See, we could keep it like a pet.
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Beavis, you ass munch, it's dead.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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Uh, I know. Let's sell the fur. Then we
can buy something cool.
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Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Uh,
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this sucks.
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Yeah, really.
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All right, who's the lead singer here?
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Yeah, come on. Let's get this crap right
now before we shoot the video.
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Keep an eye on that dude. He's got his
hands in his pants.
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Yeah, yeah. Where's that guy going?
What's he doing back there?
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Is that Elton John?
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Yeah, yeah, it is. That's him.
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That's him, all right.
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Yep, and that's his dad and, like, his
whole family, too.
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Oh, yeah.
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Check it out. I can read sign language.
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Will Beavis ever score?
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And the answer is, no.
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Shut up, butthead. You're never going to
score.
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Shut up, butthead. Those eight balls
aren't accurate.
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She didn't shake it enough either.
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Yeah, right.
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Damn it. If I see one of these pictures
of water in a video again, I'm going to
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smack somebody.
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Yeah, it's like they put that in every
damn video. You really should smack
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somebody, butthead.
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Uh, okay.
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Ah, cut it out, butthead.
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I didn't put the water in the damn
video.
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Well, you probably would have if you
had, like, gone to video college or
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something. But now, thanks to me, you
never will.
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Thanks, butthead.
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Uh,
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you want to buy some fur?
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What do you think?
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Uh, I think you do.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And don't try to gyp us, and don't waste
our time unless you're serious.
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This is real fur.
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I'll give it to you for some nachos.
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Check it out. Chicks go nuts for this
crap.
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You might score.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We'll take nachos, you know, some rocket
pops.
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Look, here's some nachos. Now get that
damn thing out of here.
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Cool.
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This animal is like good luck.
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Yeah.
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Maybe they'll buy it at the mall.
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Hey, buddy, if we were, like, dead and
an animal found us, do you think he'd
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to, like, sell our fur? Don't be stupid,
Beavis. He'd probably just sniff our
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butts.
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Really? Yeah.
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Can I help you?
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Uh, we got, like, some fur.
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Yeah. We'll sell it to you for, like,
$20.
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Yeah. And it's worth at least half that.
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Sorry, boys, but we don't sell real fur
anymore.
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Tell you what, I'll give you a buck and
I'll dispose of this poor thing
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properly. Uh, that's a pretty good deal.
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No way, he's worth more than that.
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Just look at him.
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Uh, what if he gave us, like, five
dollars?
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Yeah, okay.
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Uh, we'll take five dollars.
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And that's, like, uh, our final offer or
something.
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Five dollars, I'm going to have to ask
you to leave and take your smelly little
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creature with you.
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Uh, okay.
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Come on, Beaver.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you suck.
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And your fucking store sucks.
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You don't know what good fur is.
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I'm going to tell everybody that you
don't sell real fur here.
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They don't sell real fur here. They
don't sell real fur here. You suck.
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I don't understand. How come nobody
wants our fur?
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It's like that saying, don't look a dead
horse in the mouth.
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I don't think this is a horse, butthead.
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What are you doing, Beavis?
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Now I have a fur hat, like Davy
Crockett.
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Cool.
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I bet you could, like, pick up chicks
with that hat.
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Less like they didn't like animals or
something.
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Hey, baby, check out his fur.
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Ew!
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Yeah, it's a dead animal.
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Not anymore, though.
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Now he's a hat.
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So, like, uh, how about it?
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Yuck, it's so disgusting.
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No way.
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He's good luck.
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Well, if you really like something, you
have to set it free. And if it comes
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back to you, it's yours. And if it
doesn't, then, like, it never was yours.
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Yeah, that's why we have to go now.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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So, uh, I guess we'll see you when you
come back to us.
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Wow.
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You're pretty smooth, butthead.
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Well, you heard her, dude. Set it free.
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Um, you can go if you want.
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Uh, I guess it's like we go away, and
then, like, if we come back and it's
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here, then it's ours.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm back.
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It's really mine.
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I mean, ours.
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Plant Man knows that plants will grow.
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Plant Man knows that plants will grow.
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Plant Man knows that plants will grow.
Is this Robert Plant?
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Plant Man?
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What's that?
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Oh, check it out. That's the thing I
always play on the drum.
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I can play that. Yeah.
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That's probably the only thing this guy
can play.
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He brings his friends over and goes,
hey, check this out.
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He's probably like one of those rich
kids, like his parents bought him a
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and he couldn't play that either.
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Well, maybe if I get a really cool suit,
then that'll help.
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Dammit, this Nickelodeon crap has gone
too far.
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Hey, buddy!
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Hey,
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I just thought of something.
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Who do you think would win in a fight
between Plant Man and Spoon Man?
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I think Spoon Man would win, because
he's like a bum.
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And he could, like, beat his head with
spoons.
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I just thought of something else.
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How come you keep doing that, Beavis?
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Doing what?
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That thing where you go, hey.
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I don't know.
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That kind of feels good. Hey, how's it
going?
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Hey. Hey.
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This does feel pretty good.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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Those chicks haven't come back yet,
right?
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Uh, not yet.
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So, um, I guess that means, like, they
were never ours to begin with?
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Dammit, Beavis. If there's one thing I
know, it's chicks.
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They'll be back.
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They're just, like, playing hard to get
or something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hard to get.
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Go get it, Lucky!
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You dumbass.
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It's dead. It can't fetch.
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Yeah, it can.
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Check it out.
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Go get it, boy.
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Yeah. See?
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Have fun.
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Oh,
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check it
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out.
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Yeah. Well,
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what are they doing to that guy?
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Maybe they're welding his butt cheeks
shut.
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Why would they do that?
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I don't know. I think it would be cool
to have a butt without a crack.
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It's like, instead of having two butt
cheeks, you just have one.
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That would rule.
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So, like, um, how would you take a dump?
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Uh, it's like, you wouldn't have to take
a dump anymore.
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Because, like, you know, you'd only have
one butt.
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Really?
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But, um, I don't know, I'd kind of miss
it.
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This butt munch sounds like Dave
Mustaine.
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Yeah, really.
190
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Yeah. What a butt munch.
191
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Oh, look, he just flipped somebody off.
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He did?
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Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
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Uh,
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not unless we know who he flipped off.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe he flipped off that dude.
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Yeah, what is that?
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Uh, I think it's like a gong.
200
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Yeah, it's like you hit him and then
they have him go... Yeah.
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Why don't they do that?
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That might help the thong out a little
bit.
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