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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:21,540 Check it out, Beaver. A wedding. 2 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,760 Whoa! 3 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,120 For what? 4 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:29,160 So we gotta go, dumbass. 5 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,400 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,460 Let's go against the wall over there. 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:38,100 No butt munch. We gotta go to the wedding. And every wedding there's like 8 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:42,480 bride chick. And then right after it's over, everyone gets to make out with 9 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,100 Really? 10 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:46,900 Yeah. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Plus I heard that like chicks put out on their wedding night. 12 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,300 It's like a law or something. 13 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,320 We're there, dude. 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,120 This is gonna be cool. 15 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:09,400 What's going on here? 16 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:14,020 Hit that button on the remote that says diff. 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,460 I think that makes all that stuff go away. 18 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,080 It's not working, butthead. 19 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,840 I think the TV's broken again. 20 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:29,100 No, Beavis. 21 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,960 Look, they've got those deaf words on the bottom of the screen. 22 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,238 Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,500 Maybe we're deaf then. 24 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,900 Beavis, you dumbass. We can't be deaf. We can hear the music. 25 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,160 Maybe we're blind. 26 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:45,000 Beavis, just shut up. We need to figure out what's wrong with the TV. 27 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,520 Hey, 28 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,640 I think this is Prince. 29 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:50,979 Oh, really? 30 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:53,820 Then maybe this is just like a big close -up of his butt. 31 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,500 Yeah. 32 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,560 Just a big picture of his butt. 33 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:03,090 Yeah, but this is a close -up of his butt. 34 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:04,410 Where's the crack? 35 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:08,270 Maybe this is just like a close -up of the crack. 36 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:10,070 Oh, yeah, yeah. 37 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,930 It's an extreme close -up of the crack of his ass. 38 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:20,950 Come on, change it, butt -head. I've seen enough butt crack for one day. 39 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:23,070 No way, Beavis. 40 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,660 Let's wait and see if something comes out of it. 41 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:30,000 No, I... Oh, I... Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,340 He sure does like to show his butt. 43 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,880 Yeah. Remember when he had those pants where you could, like, see his butt 44 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,880 cheeks through them? 45 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,280 Oh, yeah, yeah. 46 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:43,960 Those pants were cool. 47 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,480 I mean, I like those pants. 48 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,940 If they were on a chick, you know. 49 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,500 Yeah. 50 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,780 It seems like, though, you know, since... 51 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:54,030 This video is all just a butt crack. 52 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:56,630 And they really, like, don't need any words. 53 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:05,350 This music sucks. 54 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:07,390 Yeah. 55 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,950 I wonder when that bride chick's gonna get here. 56 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:13,510 Whoa. 57 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,290 Come to Butthead. 58 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,790 Yeah, me too. 59 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,310 It's working, butthead. It's working. 60 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:24,910 She's coming right to us. 61 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:26,810 Settle down, Beavis. 62 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:32,090 I heard she's all dressed in white because, like, she's never done it 63 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:34,530 Oh, yeah. 64 00:03:36,290 --> 00:03:38,650 So, like, shouldn't we be wearing white, too? 65 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:42,190 Hey, baby. 66 00:03:44,690 --> 00:03:45,770 Hey, baby. 67 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:47,890 Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going? 68 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:49,730 The fuck? 69 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:54,180 Oh, look at her train. 70 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:55,680 Yeah. 71 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,900 Check out the caboose. 72 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:08,240 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Sarah and Howard in holy 73 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,760 matrimony. Howard? 74 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,380 Who's Howard? 75 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,160 Probably one of those dorks up there. 76 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:18,519 Howard! 77 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,160 Oh, God. 78 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,820 Must be friends of the bride. 79 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:32,060 So I must emphasize, of course, that when we see Sarah and Howard up here, 80 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,520 not looking at two individuals joining together. 81 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,300 That sucks. What's going on? 82 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,720 Yeah, really. 83 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:40,860 Come on. Hurry up. 84 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,940 Let's turn to the vow, shall we? 85 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:48,820 Howard. Do you take this woman to have and to hold? Yeah, yeah. 86 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 I do. I do. 87 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,020 Yeah, yeah, me too. 88 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,360 Yeah, to hold. 89 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:55,420 I want to hold her butt. 90 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:00,980 And, Sarah, do you take this man to have and to hold from this day forward? No 91 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:01,980 way. 92 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,860 Take me. I do. Yeah, yeah, over here. Over here. 93 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,400 Okay, okay. 94 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:11,780 All right, well, if anyone here knows of any reason why these two should not be 95 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:14,620 joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace. 96 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,460 I know a reason. 97 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,080 Because he's a dork. 98 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:27,000 Hey, baby, why don't you join together with me instead? 99 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,860 All right, let's save it for the reception, gang, okay? 100 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,580 I now pronounce you man and wife. 101 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,080 You may kiss the bride. 102 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:38,580 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 103 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,320 Hushers. 104 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Hushers. 105 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:46,240 Hey, we were here for a bunghole. Hey, let go of me. Hey, cut it out. 106 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,140 Damn it. Hey, cut it out. 107 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:52,780 Hey, 108 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:53,940 what's this? 109 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:55,960 Yeah. 110 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,140 No, 111 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,140 don't stub your toe. 112 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,120 That scares me, my head. 113 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:08,070 The thought of, like, you're hanging your feet off the end of a car, you 114 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:08,549 like that? 115 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,670 And then it's like, you accidentally... Ah, there it is again! 116 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:11,890 No! 117 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:13,650 Settle down, dumbass. 118 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:14,969 That's dangerous. 119 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:17,930 You're, like, letting your feet hang down. It's like, you can accidentally 120 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:18,930 the asphalt and then... Ow! 121 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:20,610 Well, what, Viva? 122 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:24,550 I don't know. It's like, I want their feet to look nice, you know. 123 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:26,970 Really? 124 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:29,270 I like it when chicks have, you know, like, nice feet. 125 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,150 Keep your feet up! Come on! 126 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:36,649 Hands on them. 127 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:37,650 Okay, 128 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:38,770 Viva. 129 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,810 I think you ought to just shut up. 130 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:42,730 Feet, feet, ow! 131 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,070 Damn it. 132 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:52,150 They keep showing, like, naked feet and hands and stuff. It's like they need to 133 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,150 show the rest. 134 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:54,889 Come on. 135 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,190 You have to wait, Viva. 136 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:59,870 They like to, you know, show a little bit at a time. 137 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:01,670 Okay, okay. I can wait. 138 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,730 Have a little world up in his hands. 139 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:06,140 Ah! I know you're going to stub your toe. 140 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,020 Damn it. I want to see a bull now. 141 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,240 Damn it, Cleaver. 142 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,360 Shut up. 143 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,880 I love the whole world off the pad. 144 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,200 Give it to me. 145 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:31,040 Yeah. You know one cool thing about the chick band? 146 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:32,940 What? 147 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,720 Like, you know. 148 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,320 They have chicks in them? 149 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,300 Oh, check it out, buddy. 150 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,460 There's junk flying out of their nostrils. 151 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,000 I think those are magic sprinkles. 152 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,380 That's pretty cool. 153 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,080 Well, 154 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:58,959 looky there. 155 00:07:58,960 --> 00:07:59,960 Someone's getting married. 156 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:04,620 Hell, I remember when I got a weekend furlough from the service just to make 157 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,740 honest woman out of you. Remember that? 158 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,240 Yes, dear. 159 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,080 Being married must suck. 160 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:12,020 Oh, yeah. 161 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:18,760 Hey, Beavis, I just thought of something. If you get, like, married, 162 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:22,560 always be hanging out with the same person. Oh, yeah. Saying all the same 163 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,140 for, like, years and years. 164 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,300 Oh, yeah. 165 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,920 That would suck. 166 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,280 Take my hand, honey bunch. 167 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,620 Pull my finger, butt munch. 168 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:39,460 Oh, yeah. 169 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,780 Okay, kids. 170 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,240 Arnold is proud to present... This is like some show, right? 171 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,280 Of course it is, butt munch. 172 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,740 It's on TV. 173 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,640 Oh, yeah. 174 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,400 No, but I don't think this is a video. 175 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:00,790 They don't play many videos anymore. 176 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:05,910 It's all, like, shows and, like, people snowboarding and stuff. 177 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:09,370 I think that's a happy day. Yeah. 178 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:11,950 Crappy day. 179 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:18,330 Pretty funny, but it's a happy day. You call it a crappy day. 180 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:21,330 One, 181 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:24,450 two, three, four. A smeedle. A slong. 182 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:25,710 Yeah. 183 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:33,410 We're going to do it. Give us any chance, we'll take it. Give us any 184 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:34,650 we'll break it. 185 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:39,150 We're going to make it. We're not going to fake it. All we need is just a little 186 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,129 pay, Ken. 187 00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:41,130 Yeah. 188 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:47,390 I like the show better when that other dude on the restaurant, that dude from 189 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,390 Karate Kid. 190 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:49,530 Oh, yeah. 191 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:54,050 Daniel, if I come from inside you, I'll leave right. 192 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:55,430 Yeah. 193 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,850 That dude could kick. 194 00:09:58,110 --> 00:09:59,110 Fonzie's ass. 195 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:00,630 Fonzie doesn't even know karate. 196 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:08,470 These dudes were always, like, calling each other nerds and stuff. Yeah, I 197 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:09,470 wonder why. 198 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:15,190 I think it was, like, back in the old days before they invented words like mad 199 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,150 and butt munch and dumbass. 200 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:18,249 Yeah, yeah. 201 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,690 Things are a lot better now. 202 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:21,450 Yeah. 203 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:23,050 Butt munch. 204 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:27,710 You know what else they're always saying? 205 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:31,190 They're always saying, like, sit on it. Sit on what? 206 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:41,350 Have a pretty cool show. 13340