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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:07,790 Please don't grant me any more wishes, Jeannie. It'll only make Dr. Bellows 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:12,730 think I'm crazy. No, it won't, Master. Not if you are dressed like Socrates, 3 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,570 wisest man of all time. 4 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:19,950 What a dumbass. 5 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:21,190 Yes. 6 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:23,450 Major Nelson, are you nuts? 7 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:25,850 Quick, Jeannie, back in your bottle. 8 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:27,070 Yes, Master. 9 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:30,610 Major Nelson. 10 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:36,060 This shell's gonna suck now. She's stuck in the bottle. Yeah, that's the truck. 11 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:37,360 It happened to me once. 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,280 You're a dumbass, Beavis. 13 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,420 Oh, yeah. 14 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:46,060 Swap. 15 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:49,720 Can't get a house while I'm gone. 16 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:50,980 Clean up your room. 17 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,280 Take out the garbage. 18 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:53,730 Oh, check it out. 19 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:56,430 I can't believe he's talking to Snoop that way. Yeah. 20 00:00:56,810 --> 00:01:00,470 If that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smack down. Yeah, really. 21 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:02,430 Those are cool pajamas. 22 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:03,830 Yeah. 23 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,290 Snoop rules. 24 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:07,630 Yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,910 Doggy Dog is in the mother tail. 26 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:13,850 Oh, check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet. 27 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:15,070 Yeah. 28 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:16,690 We've got to get one of those. 29 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:20,990 Dog. 30 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,960 It's a doggy dog world. 31 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,800 It's a doggy dog world. 32 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Yeah. 33 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,980 It's your world. 34 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,440 Well, let me just touch your boob. Of course he did. 35 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,540 It's a doggy dog world. 36 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:50,120 I'm a G. 37 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:55,140 I'm a straight G. Yeah, you're a G for gonad. 38 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:56,420 Shut up, what? 39 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,280 You might get smoked if you keep at it. 40 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,180 Hey, watch your back, homie. 41 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:07,520 Hey, bud, you know I'm from Compton? 42 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,300 Damn it, Beavis, shut up. 43 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,000 You're not from Compton. 44 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,220 No way, bud, I'm serious. 45 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,220 I was kicking it on the street. 46 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:17,780 It was a hard time. 47 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,580 I used to drink gin and juice. 48 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,660 It was cool. Beavis, you're a white wussy from right here. No way, bud, you 49 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:28,400 don't know. You weren't around then. You know, me and Snoop, we used to go to 50 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,520 the Compton Swap Meet together. 51 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:30,740 Beavis. 52 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:34,060 You used to go to the flea market with your mom. 53 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,480 Don't worry about it. See, I wear this shirt. 54 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,680 These are my colors. 55 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:39,060 Beavis. Yep. 56 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,000 I'm a straight G. Shut up. 57 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,680 Yep. Me. 58 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:46,300 I used to go to the Compton Swap Meet with Snoop, you know. 59 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,460 I used to kick it with Greg. 60 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,280 Beavis. Shut up. 61 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,660 You've never been to Compton. You're never going to go to Compton. You're 62 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:56,520 to be here for the rest of your life. You're stupid. 63 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,120 You don't have any money. You're never going to score. 64 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:08,460 What is 65 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:09,460 it? Food? 66 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,800 Let's roll. 67 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,660 Uh, money? 68 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,640 Cool. 69 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,240 Maybe it's like that genie chick. 70 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,380 Maybe it's like, give me wishes and call me master and stuff. 71 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,800 Who cut the cheese? 72 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,080 I wish I knew who farted. 73 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,760 Wait a minute. 74 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,980 This bottle just gave me my wish, butthead. 75 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,520 I know who cut the cheese. 76 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,000 It must have been one of us. 77 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,880 And it wasn't me, so it must have been you. Yeah. 78 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,320 No way, butt knocker. 79 00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:53,860 Besides, there isn't any chick in that bottle. 80 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,400 There's nothing but a dead mouth in there. 81 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:58,940 You dumbass. 82 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,880 It must have, like, farted before it died. 83 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 Don't wait, butt -head. 84 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,700 And don't call me butt -knocker. 85 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,940 Give me my genie bottle back. 86 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,120 If that's a real genie bottle, let's see it give you another wish. 87 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,400 I gotta think of something to wish for. 88 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,279 Let's see. 89 00:04:24,239 --> 00:04:25,240 Wait a minute. 90 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:28,460 Wishing sucks. 91 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,240 I wish for something cool or something. 92 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,900 Uh, 93 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,940 nothing cool happened, Beavis. Yeah, that's pretty cool. 94 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,260 No, it's not, buttwad. 95 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,480 Oh, yeah. 96 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,840 You better get rid of that damn bottled fever. 97 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,020 That mouth stinks. 98 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,960 Oh, yeah. 99 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:07,440 All right, people. I have just been informed that your remaining classes are 100 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:14,340 postponed until we locate the source of the even more vile than usual order in 101 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:15,199 this room. 102 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,900 Everybody report to the cafeteria now. 103 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,150 Cool. See? 104 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,350 I told you this mouse would give me a cool wish. 105 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:34,430 I wish I had nachos. 106 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,950 And I wish I could score. 107 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:42,710 I wish I was scoring right now with 20 chips all at the same time. 108 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:50,050 I wish you'd get rid of that smelly bottle. 109 00:05:52,299 --> 00:05:54,400 Nothing's happening. This sucks. 110 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,040 Yeah, really. 111 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,680 It sucks and it stinks. 112 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,420 Get rid of that bottle, Beavis, before I smack you. 113 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,280 Let's leave it in the cafeteria. 114 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,060 Cool. 115 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:23,670 Yeah, yeah, chicks! 116 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,390 Yeah, yeah, here are some chicks, yeah! 117 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:29,130 Uh, not so fast, Beavis. 118 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,190 Hey, those aren't chicks. 119 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:34,910 This is that beer commercial where those four dudes come in and it's like 120 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:37,190 ladies' night, and they're dressed up like chicks. 121 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:39,230 No way, really? 122 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:40,390 Yeah. 123 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:42,010 It's really dumb. 124 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:43,970 No way about it. Um, really? 125 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:45,310 Yeah. 126 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:49,190 Boy, they have some pretty nice boobs for a dude. 127 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:51,930 Yeah, I guess so. 128 00:06:56,050 --> 00:07:01,430 Whoa, check it out. She's got a boner switchblade. 129 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:02,650 Oh, yeah, yeah. 130 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:04,670 Cool. 131 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:07,710 I'll save you, baby. I'll save you. 132 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:09,130 As long as you do it with me. 133 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:13,070 It's like one of those movies where they're kicking ass in a restaurant, and 134 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:16,750 guy comes out and says, your crab style's very good, but it's not much for 135 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:17,770 flying crane style. 136 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,160 Yeah, except this is a beer commercial. 137 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:31,100 I like when girls fight. They're like, 138 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,260 yeah, she called me a bitch and I said, you're a slut. Yeah, well, we'll go 139 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,100 outside and we'll see who the slut is, bitch. 140 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,340 Settle down, diva. 141 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,620 Yeah, 142 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,980 you slut. 143 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,470 Yeah, yeah, bitch. 144 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:58,030 I should have done this 145 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,210 at the beginning of the video. 146 00:07:59,590 --> 00:08:01,830 I was 147 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:08,590 in the cafeteria, and I found this 148 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,810 bottle with a dead mouse in it, so I took it to the bottling plant, and they 149 00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:15,550 gave me 20 bucks not to tell anyone, because it would be bad for business and 150 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:16,910 stuff. Cool. 151 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:20,370 Uh, That sounds kind of like the mouse we found. 152 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:24,350 Um, yeah. 153 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:27,030 Oh, 154 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,590 I smell another mouse. 155 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:30,090 Hey, you. 156 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:34,530 No creature is stirring. 157 00:08:34,809 --> 00:08:35,929 Not even a mouse. 158 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:39,990 I just cut the cheese. 159 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:41,990 Oh, yeah. 160 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:45,090 Now that means you gotta, like, give us a wish. 161 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,350 Let's see. 162 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,069 I got one. 163 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,470 I wish you hadn't farted. 164 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:54,850 Uh, 165 00:08:55,170 --> 00:09:01,830 what the hell is that? 166 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:03,790 Yeah, what the hell was that? 167 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:09,770 What? 168 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,030 Yeah, what did he say? 169 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:16,650 Hey, but I think I understood something he said. 170 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,350 I think he said river. 171 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,110 Good ear, Beavis. 172 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,910 Well, like, this song must be about, like, this river. 173 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,390 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, is that a buffalo? 174 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:32,750 Uh, I think it's a wolf. 175 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:36,050 A buffalo could kick a wolf's ass, butthead. 176 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:37,550 Damn it, Beavis. 177 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,690 Wolves eat buffalo. 178 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,630 That's what they do for a living. 179 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:44,930 I'm not gonna argue with you, butthead. 180 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,770 Morrissey could probably kick a buffalo's ass. 181 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:49,260 Shut up, buddy. 182 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,600 Buffalo roll. 183 00:09:55,460 --> 00:10:02,140 Well, I just heard another word. 184 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,380 I think he said two. 185 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,360 He said two, buddy. 186 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,560 That's not a word. That's a number. 187 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,720 Well, somebody heard it. 188 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,060 Maybe there's like two buffalo. 189 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,620 Yeah. 190 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,500 Or maybe two wolves. 191 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,559 Shut up, buddy. 192 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,560 Yeah. 193 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:22,440 Check it out, Beavis. 194 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,980 There's a chick in a river. 195 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,400 Oh, yeah, yeah. See? See? So that's why I said river. See? 196 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,800 See? The river. 197 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,300 Because there's a chick on the river. See? 198 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,480 Yeah. I was right. Yeah. 199 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,880 Uh, okay, Beavis. 12816

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