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Please don't grant me any more wishes,
Jeannie. It'll only make Dr. Bellows
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think I'm crazy. No, it won't, Master.
Not if you are dressed like Socrates,
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wisest man of all time.
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What a dumbass.
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Yes.
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Major Nelson, are you nuts?
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Quick, Jeannie, back in your bottle.
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Yes, Master.
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Major Nelson.
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This shell's gonna suck now. She's stuck
in the bottle. Yeah, that's the truck.
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It happened to me once.
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You're a dumbass, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah.
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Swap.
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Can't get a house while I'm gone.
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Clean up your room.
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Take out the garbage.
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Oh, check it out.
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I can't believe he's talking to Snoop
that way. Yeah.
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If that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting
the smack down. Yeah, really.
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Those are cool pajamas.
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Yeah.
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Snoop rules.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Doggy Dog is in the mother tail.
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Oh, check it out. He's got a phone on
the toilet.
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Yeah.
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We've got to get one of those.
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Dog.
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It's a doggy dog world.
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It's a doggy dog world.
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Yeah.
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It's your world.
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Well, let me just touch your boob. Of
course he did.
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It's a doggy dog world.
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I'm a G.
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I'm a straight G. Yeah, you're a G for
gonad.
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Shut up, what?
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You might get smoked if you keep at it.
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Hey, watch your back, homie.
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Hey, bud, you know I'm from Compton?
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Damn it, Beavis, shut up.
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You're not from Compton.
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No way, bud, I'm serious.
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I was kicking it on the street.
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It was a hard time.
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I used to drink gin and juice.
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It was cool. Beavis, you're a white
wussy from right here. No way, bud, you
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don't know. You weren't around then. You
know, me and Snoop, we used to go to
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the Compton Swap Meet together.
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Beavis.
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You used to go to the flea market with
your mom.
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Don't worry about it. See, I wear this
shirt.
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These are my colors.
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Beavis. Yep.
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I'm a straight G. Shut up.
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Yep. Me.
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I used to go to the Compton Swap Meet
with Snoop, you know.
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I used to kick it with Greg.
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Beavis. Shut up.
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You've never been to Compton. You're
never going to go to Compton. You're
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to be here for the rest of your life.
You're stupid.
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You don't have any money. You're never
going to score.
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What is
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it? Food?
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Let's roll.
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Uh, money?
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Cool.
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Maybe it's like that genie chick.
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Maybe it's like, give me wishes and call
me master and stuff.
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Who cut the cheese?
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I wish I knew who farted.
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Wait a minute.
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This bottle just gave me my wish,
butthead.
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I know who cut the cheese.
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It must have been one of us.
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And it wasn't me, so it must have been
you. Yeah.
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No way, butt knocker.
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Besides, there isn't any chick in that
bottle.
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There's nothing but a dead mouth in
there.
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You dumbass.
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It must have, like, farted before it
died.
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Don't wait, butt -head.
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And don't call me butt -knocker.
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Give me my genie bottle back.
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If that's a real genie bottle, let's see
it give you another wish.
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I gotta think of something to wish for.
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Let's see.
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Wait a minute.
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Wishing sucks.
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I wish for something cool or something.
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Uh,
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nothing cool happened, Beavis. Yeah,
that's pretty cool.
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No, it's not, buttwad.
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Oh, yeah.
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You better get rid of that damn bottled
fever.
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That mouth stinks.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, people. I have just been
informed that your remaining classes are
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postponed until we locate the source of
the even more vile than usual order in
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this room.
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Everybody report to the cafeteria now.
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Cool. See?
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I told you this mouse would give me a
cool wish.
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I wish I had nachos.
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And I wish I could score.
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I wish I was scoring right now with 20
chips all at the same time.
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I wish you'd get rid of that smelly
bottle.
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Nothing's happening. This sucks.
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Yeah, really.
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It sucks and it stinks.
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Get rid of that bottle, Beavis, before I
smack you.
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Let's leave it in the cafeteria.
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Cool.
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Yeah, yeah, chicks!
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Yeah, yeah, here are some chicks, yeah!
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Uh, not so fast, Beavis.
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Hey, those aren't chicks.
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This is that beer commercial where those
four dudes come in and it's like
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ladies' night, and they're dressed up
like chicks.
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No way, really?
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Yeah.
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It's really dumb.
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No way about it. Um, really?
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Yeah.
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Boy, they have some pretty nice boobs
for a dude.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Whoa, check it out. She's got a boner
switchblade.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Cool.
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I'll save you, baby. I'll save you.
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As long as you do it with me.
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It's like one of those movies where
they're kicking ass in a restaurant, and
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guy comes out and says, your crab
style's very good, but it's not much for
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flying crane style.
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Yeah, except this is a beer commercial.
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I like when girls fight. They're like,
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yeah, she called me a bitch and I said,
you're a slut. Yeah, well, we'll go
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outside and we'll see who the slut is,
bitch.
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Settle down, diva.
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Yeah,
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you slut.
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Yeah, yeah, bitch.
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I should have done this
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at the beginning of the video.
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I was
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in the cafeteria, and I found this
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bottle with a dead mouse in it, so I
took it to the bottling plant, and they
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gave me 20 bucks not to tell anyone,
because it would be bad for business and
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stuff. Cool.
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Uh, That sounds kind of like the mouse
we found.
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Um, yeah.
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Oh,
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I smell another mouse.
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Hey, you.
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No creature is stirring.
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Not even a mouse.
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I just cut the cheese.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now that means you gotta, like, give us
a wish.
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Let's see.
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I got one.
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I wish you hadn't farted.
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Uh,
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what the hell is that?
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Yeah, what the hell was that?
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What?
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Yeah, what did he say?
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Hey, but I think I understood something
he said.
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I think he said river.
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Good ear, Beavis.
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Well, like, this song must be about,
like, this river.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, is that a
buffalo?
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Uh, I think it's a wolf.
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A buffalo could kick a wolf's ass,
butthead.
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Wolves eat buffalo.
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That's what they do for a living.
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I'm not gonna argue with you, butthead.
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Morrissey could probably kick a
buffalo's ass.
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Shut up, buddy.
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Buffalo roll.
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Well, I just heard another word.
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I think he said two.
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He said two, buddy.
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That's not a word. That's a number.
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Well, somebody heard it.
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Maybe there's like two buffalo.
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Yeah.
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Or maybe two wolves.
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Shut up, buddy.
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Yeah.
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Check it out, Beavis.
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There's a chick in a river.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. See? See? So that's why
I said river. See?
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See? The river.
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Because there's a chick on the river.
See?
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Yeah. I was right. Yeah.
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Uh, okay, Beavis.
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