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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:07,690 Yeah, Tom, we're kind of between a rock and a hard place. 2 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:10,370 Wiley's a no -show. His wife got him locked up tonight. 3 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:14,010 Well, damn it. You know it ain't no good without a four. 4 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:17,110 What about those boys you got working in the yard? 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,510 You gotta think the two of them together can handle a seat at the table. 6 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,190 And let them inside the house? 7 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:23,690 Do they even have any money? 8 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:27,350 Well, I guess they got what I owe them for the yard work. 9 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:31,310 Hell, by the end of the night, figure I could have the job done for nothing. 10 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,140 Old people. 11 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:41,660 I got the VCR. 12 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:44,220 What? 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,440 You know, old people. You know, that guy in that commercial, you know, that old 14 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,420 dude, you know? He goes, I got the VCR. 15 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:54,100 I don't know what you're talking about, Viva. 16 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,200 Nutsack. Shut up with it. 17 00:00:58,340 --> 00:00:59,340 Don't call me that. 18 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:05,420 Daddy doesn't understand me. 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,560 Yeah, really. 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,780 Woman. Yeah, really. 21 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:16,840 It must really suck to have a dad who's, like, still around after you're born. 22 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,020 Yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,360 Yeah, I wonder what that's like. 24 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,300 This guy's dad seems pretty cool, though. Yeah. 25 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:27,880 It's too bad he's got a wolf for a son. 26 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:29,140 Yeah, really. 27 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:35,900 It's like this guy's dad tried to do something nice for him and take him on a 28 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:39,860 picnic, and he just, like, runs away and acts like a little wussy. 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,640 If they took me out on a picnic, I'd, like, scarf down all the food, and then 30 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,720 go, like, run around and, like, put ants in people's pants and all that stuff. 31 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:49,980 Yeah. 32 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:59,300 It's a psychobilly freakout! Yeah, yeah, it's a psychobilly freakout! 33 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:03,350 This dude is weird. 34 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:06,170 Yeah. He's like our kind of people. 35 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:13,030 I think I used to see this guy down at Maxi Mart, like, playing video games all 36 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:16,370 day and, like, drinking flushies. Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard he got a million 37 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,070 points on Centipede once. Yeah. 38 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:19,910 He's cool. 39 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,070 Oh, yeah, yeah. 40 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:25,030 It's a psychobilly freakout. Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:26,310 That's what it is, bud. 42 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:27,810 Yeah. Psychobilly freakout. 43 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:29,450 Everybody, put on your pants. 44 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,040 Hey, buddy, what kind of music is this? 45 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,660 I think 46 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:52,460 it's 47 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:54,240 like some kind of country music. 48 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:55,780 But it's like... 49 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:00,020 Country music after you've been, like, playing centipede for, like, 24 hours? 50 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,179 Oh, yeah, yeah. 51 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:06,140 This would make good music to play, like, while you're playing centipede. 52 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:07,340 like, you know, centipede going around. 53 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,500 Yeah, 54 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:12,260 yeah. 55 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:15,140 I bet you could score a lot of points. 56 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,160 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe you could score. 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,660 Now, this here is five card. 58 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:25,900 Jacks are better. 59 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,940 Quarter minimum, three dollar max. 60 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,180 Three raises will test the gonies. 61 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,960 Uh... Cool. 62 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,260 You fellas on board? 63 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,560 Uh... I guess. 64 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:42,860 Good enough, then. Let's get busy, boys. 65 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:45,900 Whoa. 66 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,780 Yeah. Cool. 67 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,640 Give me that one. 68 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:51,620 Oh, wait, butt licker. Get your own. 69 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,960 Come on, give me some. 70 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,120 Well, what do you say there, Boz? You're the man. 71 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,440 I'll bet a buck. 72 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,860 Dusty? I mean... Boys? 73 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,640 Boys? Uh, what? 74 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,560 Y 'all in? 75 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,420 Um, what does that mean? 76 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:15,420 Well, you can fold and give me your cards or throw in a blue chip and stay 77 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,119 the game. 78 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,240 Uh, okay. 79 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:19,760 Cards? Three. 80 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:21,399 I'll take two. 81 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,320 Boys? Come on, boys. 82 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,060 Uh, huh? 83 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:27,460 How many cards you need? 84 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,140 You can take up to three. 85 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,680 Yeah, yeah, three, three, three. 86 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,480 Discards, please. 87 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,900 Uh, what? 88 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:40,580 If you want three cards, you gotta give me three of those. No way! 89 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,620 Yeah. 90 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:46,140 You already got the whole deck to look at, butthole. 91 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:06,500 Come on now, Dusty, while we're young. 92 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,840 All right, already, keep your britches on. 93 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:14,080 Tom, I'll see your three. Bob, I'll see your three. And I'll raise you three of 94 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,719 my own. 95 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,720 Good enough, then. 96 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:21,540 Boys, that'll be a niner to y 'all. Uh, we got like one white one. 97 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,660 Afraid that ain't gonna get you there, boy. 98 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,500 You wanna stay in, you're gonna have to go light. 99 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,100 Uh, okay. 100 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,860 Y 'all know what that means? 101 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,500 Uh, uh, no. 102 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,440 Means you lose, you hop on that payment plan to the winner. 103 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:42,800 I don't know, Tom. 104 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,840 Are these boys good for it? 105 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:49,580 Well, I tell you what, I'll throw in for you. But if y 'all go down, you're 106 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:51,480 gonna be on me some elbow grease. 107 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,360 Uh, okay. 108 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,800 Nine for the boys, and here's my six. 109 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:02,480 Three more from you, Boz, and we're gonna find us a happy man. 110 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,520 Hey, where's our new card? 111 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:09,560 Look, I've told you every time. You get new cards once per hand. 112 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,160 Now, what do you have, Boz? Two pair. 113 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,620 Jacks and fours. 114 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,170 Beach me. 115 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:19,550 Well, I'd like to thank y 'all for kindly coming over, and y 'all are 116 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:20,550 back anytime. 117 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:24,690 I got me a two -pair, but this here's the cowboys and their sweeties. 118 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:27,670 Yes. 119 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:29,350 Two pairs? 120 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:30,630 Is that all? 121 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:38,030 Uh, we got four pairs of boobs and one butt. Yes. 122 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:40,030 Boobs are cool. 123 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,560 Boy. Tom, the boy's got a flood. 124 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,099 Say, what? 125 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,960 Yeah, Dusty's right. Take a look. 126 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,200 What in the hell? 127 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,200 Damn it. You win, boys. Yes! 128 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,040 Yes! 129 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:58,680 Whoa, 130 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:02,580 check it out. What is it? The turd burglar. 131 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,720 Hey, you mean the hamburglar, dude. 132 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,420 No, he's a turd burglar. Oh, yeah. 133 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,220 Look at this dumbass, how come he's the only one wearing makeup? 134 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:19,980 It's like him and the band all got together and stuff, and I said, okay 135 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,080 we're all gonna wear some scary makeup tomorrow, it's gonna be really cool, 136 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:26,920 we're gonna kick some ass. But then this dumbass was the only one stupid enough 137 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:27,920 to do it. 138 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:32,520 The other dudes were probably like, you put makeup on? You dumbass, we were just 139 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,520 joking. 140 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,720 Boy, 141 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:40,700 this is horrible. 142 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,880 Don't say that. I kind of feel sorry for these guys. 143 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,120 Yeah. 144 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:55,420 If I had a mic like that, I'd stick a mic 145 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:59,700 into every end, so I'd have like four mics, and then I'd be four times as 146 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:05,280 No, you wouldn't. You can only thing into one end at a time, Beaver. How do I 147 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,500 fun that around really fast? 148 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,100 Beavis, it doesn't matter how fast you spin it around, you'd still only be 149 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,560 singing into one mic at a time. 150 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:14,820 No, no, but I mean, I'm talking about, I'd like to roll it around really fast. 151 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,680 I mean, like, yes, really fast. 152 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,540 Like that. 153 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,900 Uh, yeah, I guess that might work. 154 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,160 Cool. 155 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,460 Rock smashes scissors. 156 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,440 That was pretty cool that Anderson let us keep these chips instead of, like, 157 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:41,159 giving them back for a bunch of quarters. 158 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,960 Yeah. These blue ones are worth a lot more. 159 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,820 Paper smashes scissors. 160 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,780 Winning is cool. 161 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,600 No, it isn't. 162 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:56,940 Fuck. 163 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,160 Uh, what is this? 164 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,020 Uh, yeah, yeah, poison. 165 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,460 Oh, nah, this is poison. 166 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,260 This is so horrible. 167 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,300 I can't even begin to talk about how much this sucks. 168 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,900 Yeah, yeah, really. Look at these butt knockers. Yeah. 169 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,620 Ooh, let me tell you what I want. 170 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:35,990 Remember back when they used to, like, play videos by these guys all the time? 171 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,150 Yeah, that really sucks. 172 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:38,330 Yeah. 173 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,070 It's a good thing they're gone. 174 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,410 Yeah, really. 175 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:46,870 Wait a minute. That dude right there? I think he's that dude that drives the 176 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:48,250 snack truck now. Oh, yeah. 177 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:52,970 That's right. He's got, like, a mustache now, and he's just got long hair in the 178 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:54,310 back. Yeah, yeah, that's him. 179 00:09:56,990 --> 00:10:02,980 I bet these guys, like... Practice their little woofy dance moves. 180 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Poison. 181 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:22,960 You're a little too good at that, Viva. 182 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:26,980 Bobby. 183 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,400 Cece. And Brett. 184 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,740 And don't forget, Ricky. 12732

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