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I have two cheeseburgers, two large fries and a chocolate shake.

Two cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a chocolate shake.

Uh, just a minute.

Dammit, leave us, put that away.

You're not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking.

Oh, oh yeah.

Uh,

so like, uh, may I take your order?

Uh,

I

think that's... This is that place where you get, like, lemonade.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And then, like, they have a bunch of horn dogs working there.

They have horn dogs?

Yeah. You know, that's where they, like, dip their wiener in the fryer. Oh,

yeah. Like, every time I go to that damn place, like, I want to get a milkshake,

and they say, I'm sorry, the shake machine's broken.

And I think, damn it, it's always broken.

Yeah.

Friar. Friar.

Friar.

That's not fair. That dude doesn't have to wear a hairnet. Yeah.

Maybe we should get a job at this place.

Yeah, really. It's like, you don't have to, like, pay attention to the

customers. They can just sit around and goof off.

We could put the hairnets on our nab.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, yeah.

That's what I do anyway, but, you know, I also have to put one on my hair. You

put a hairnet on your nab?

Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, they're free.

Hey, old miner!

I'm gonna be drinking red wine and chickies!

Stupid.

Uh, what seems to be the problem there, Beavis?

My thingy itches.

It's like the wrong color or something. Check it out.

Uh, no thanks, Beavis. Ow!

I'll have a double cheeseburger, large order of fries, small root beer, and an

apple pie.

Uh, what? Double cheeseburger.

Large order of fries, small root beer, and an apple pie.

Uh, could you, like, get left stuff? Just get it.

Hey, Beavis.

This guy wants, like, some burgers and some, like, food or something.

Oh.

Uh, so, like, make it.

Yeah.

Uh, it's like a dollar or something.

Uh, I mean, two dollars.

Cool.

Here you go, sir.

Enjoy your meal.

Come again.

At a local burger world, an outbreak of tainted meat

has hospitalized 15 and once again raised the question about how meat

handled.

Ask the expert.

We have never encountered a strain of bacteria like this in recorded science.

I'm afraid we're up against a fierce new parasite.

Authorities say that until further notice, Burger World will remain closed.

This sucks.

Yeah. We lost our job.

No. My wiener's still in here.

Shut up. What can I do?

Uh, I know.

Like... Think of something else.

Yeah.

Um, okay.

Okay,

class, you have ten minutes to answer questions three through twelve. Okay?

And go.

Just hold it.

Hold it right there.

Face it, Beavis.

You have a problem with your penis.

Yeah. What should I do? The fuck?

Uh, maybe you should, like, wash it or something.

Yeah.

I can, like, um... I'll, like, um... Yeah, I'll, um... With water?

No way! It'll get wet!

Life is hard, Beaver.

Yeah, it's hot.

Whoa, what is that thing?

It's the butt worm from below.

flipping us off.

Uh, I think that's just, like, something on his finger.

I'm thinking of having my finger made longer so, like, when I flip people off,

it'd just be, like, really big, like everybody could see it.

Uh, well,

if I was gonna bother with something like that, I'd just make my wiener

Oh, yeah.

Then you could flip people off with your wiener. That would rule.

Hey,

check it out.

That's like one of those things they have in the stores, you know?

Where you, like, sit there and you stare at them for a real long time, and you,

like, cross your eyes, and you get all bug -eyed, and you, like, look at the

dots, and then, like, it gives you a headache, and then your eyes hurt, and

get all dizzy.

Those things are cool. Yeah.

Aren't you supposed to, like, see something?

Yeah, yeah. Like, I saw, like, um, a bunch of dots and stuff, and it was

cool. Check this out, Beavis.

Stare at the back side of my hand for a really long time.

Ah, man.

Okay.

Cool.

Whoa, I think I see something.

Ah!

Come out.

Hey, butthead.

My wader feels great.

It's like the right color again.

Check it out.

Beavis, you bung munch. I don't want to see it.

Yeah, and we got our jobs back. Yeah, but like, now we have to follow all

Stupid rule.

Uh, no tithe.

I'll aim.

I think that's a P.

Uh.

Viva. Cut it out, Viva.

Damn it, Viva.

Cut it out.

That'd be cool if, like, I could, like, nail myself.

Like, put a stamp on my butt and say, like, take me to somewhere cool.

Beaver, shut up.

Beaver, can you hear me?

Shut up.

Shut up, Beaver.

Beaver, if you don't stop that right now, I'm going to smack you upside the

head.

I'm going to give you three seconds, Beaver.

What the hell's the matter with you, Beaver?

Viva! Can you hear me?

Shut up!

Remember that time you turned that jack -in -the -box into a crap -in -the

-box?

That was cool.

Uh,

Viva?

Viva?

Viva!

What's your problem, Viva? I said stop it!

Thank you.