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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:25,840 I have two cheeseburgers, two large fries and a chocolate shake. 2 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,900 Two cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a chocolate shake. 3 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,660 Uh, just a minute. 4 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,000 Dammit, leave us, put that away. 5 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,740 You're not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking. 6 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:45,220 Oh, oh yeah. 7 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:47,420 Uh, 8 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:51,140 so like, uh, may I take your order? 9 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,700 Uh, 10 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,060 I 11 00:00:55,060 --> 00:01:01,980 think that's... This is that place where you get, like, lemonade. 12 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,840 Oh, yeah, yeah. 13 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:07,960 And then, like, they have a bunch of horn dogs working there. 14 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:09,700 They have horn dogs? 15 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:15,080 Yeah. You know, that's where they, like, dip their wiener in the fryer. Oh, 16 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:19,460 yeah. Like, every time I go to that damn place, like, I want to get a milkshake, 17 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,800 and they say, I'm sorry, the shake machine's broken. 18 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,780 And I think, damn it, it's always broken. 19 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,080 Yeah. 20 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:35,740 Friar. Friar. 21 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:36,940 Friar. 22 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:44,760 That's not fair. That dude doesn't have to wear a hairnet. Yeah. 23 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,300 Maybe we should get a job at this place. 24 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:51,540 Yeah, really. It's like, you don't have to, like, pay attention to the 25 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,300 customers. They can just sit around and goof off. 26 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,480 We could put the hairnets on our nab. 27 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,560 Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,700 I mean, yeah. 29 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,960 That's what I do anyway, but, you know, I also have to put one on my hair. You 30 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,480 put a hairnet on your nab? 31 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,420 Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, they're free. 32 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,400 Hey, old miner! 33 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:14,380 I'm gonna be drinking red wine and chickies! 34 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,280 Stupid. 35 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:37,160 Uh, what seems to be the problem there, Beavis? 36 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,340 My thingy itches. 37 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:44,060 It's like the wrong color or something. Check it out. 38 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,200 Uh, no thanks, Beavis. Ow! 39 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:56,440 I'll have a double cheeseburger, large order of fries, small root beer, and an 40 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,440 apple pie. 41 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:00,600 Uh, what? Double cheeseburger. 42 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:05,070 Large order of fries, small root beer, and an apple pie. 43 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:10,330 Uh, could you, like, get left stuff? Just get it. 44 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:13,790 Hey, Beavis. 45 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:18,050 This guy wants, like, some burgers and some, like, food or something. 46 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:19,310 Oh. 47 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:23,070 Uh, so, like, make it. 48 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:24,490 Yeah. 49 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:53,820 Uh, it's like a dollar or something. 50 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,880 Uh, I mean, two dollars. 51 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:05,660 Cool. 52 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:18,930 Here you go, sir. 53 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:21,769 Enjoy your meal. 54 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,910 Come again. 55 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:36,750 At a local burger world, an outbreak of tainted meat 56 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:41,130 has hospitalized 15 and once again raised the question about how meat 57 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,130 handled. 58 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:43,610 Ask the expert. 59 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:50,830 We have never encountered a strain of bacteria like this in recorded science. 60 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,490 I'm afraid we're up against a fierce new parasite. 61 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:59,290 Authorities say that until further notice, Burger World will remain closed. 62 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:01,230 This sucks. 63 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:03,870 Yeah. We lost our job. 64 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:06,250 No. My wiener's still in here. 65 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:10,530 Shut up. What can I do? 66 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,710 Uh, I know. 67 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:15,260 Like... Think of something else. 68 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,680 Yeah. 69 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,140 Um, okay. 70 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,640 Okay, 71 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:29,080 class, you have ten minutes to answer questions three through twelve. Okay? 72 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,680 And go. 73 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:43,990 Just hold it. 74 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,390 Hold it right there. 75 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:51,230 Face it, Beavis. 76 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:53,610 You have a problem with your penis. 77 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,650 Yeah. What should I do? The fuck? 78 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:01,670 Uh, maybe you should, like, wash it or something. 79 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:03,730 Yeah. 80 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:10,330 I can, like, um... I'll, like, um... Yeah, I'll, um... With water? 81 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:11,890 No way! It'll get wet! 82 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:14,410 Life is hard, Beaver. 83 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,210 Yeah, it's hot. 84 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:24,950 Whoa, what is that thing? 85 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,890 It's the butt worm from below. 86 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,030 flipping us off. 87 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:50,870 Uh, I think that's just, like, something on his finger. 88 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:55,410 I'm thinking of having my finger made longer so, like, when I flip people off, 89 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:57,950 it'd just be, like, really big, like everybody could see it. 90 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:00,450 Uh, well, 91 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:05,370 if I was gonna bother with something like that, I'd just make my wiener 92 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:06,730 Oh, yeah. 93 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:10,470 Then you could flip people off with your wiener. That would rule. 94 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:12,930 Hey, 95 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:15,639 check it out. 96 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,520 That's like one of those things they have in the stores, you know? 97 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:21,000 Where you, like, sit there and you stare at them for a real long time, and you, 98 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,460 like, cross your eyes, and you get all bug -eyed, and you, like, look at the 99 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:27,540 dots, and then, like, it gives you a headache, and then your eyes hurt, and 100 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:28,540 get all dizzy. 101 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,560 Those things are cool. Yeah. 102 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,800 Aren't you supposed to, like, see something? 103 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,940 Yeah, yeah. Like, I saw, like, um, a bunch of dots and stuff, and it was 104 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,760 cool. Check this out, Beavis. 105 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,100 Stare at the back side of my hand for a really long time. 106 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,159 Ah, man. 107 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,160 Okay. 108 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:46,620 Cool. 109 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,560 Whoa, I think I see something. 110 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,280 Ah! 111 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,420 Come out. 112 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:01,120 Hey, butthead. 113 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:02,980 My wader feels great. 114 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,880 It's like the right color again. 115 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:05,939 Check it out. 116 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:08,120 Beavis, you bung munch. I don't want to see it. 117 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,680 Yeah, and we got our jobs back. Yeah, but like, now we have to follow all 118 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:13,940 Stupid rule. 119 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:19,580 Uh, no tithe. 120 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,280 I'll aim. 121 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,340 I think that's a P. 122 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,960 Uh. 123 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:00,750 Viva. Cut it out, Viva. 124 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:04,010 Damn it, Viva. 125 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:05,490 Cut it out. 126 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:12,490 That'd be cool if, like, I could, like, nail myself. 127 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:18,230 Like, put a stamp on my butt and say, like, take me to somewhere cool. 128 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:27,910 Beaver, shut up. 129 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:34,310 Beaver, can you hear me? 130 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:35,770 Shut up. 131 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:38,930 Shut up, Beaver. 132 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:43,970 Beaver, if you don't stop that right now, I'm going to smack you upside the 133 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:44,970 head. 134 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:48,510 I'm going to give you three seconds, Beaver. 135 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:51,710 What the hell's the matter with you, Beaver? 136 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:56,850 Viva! Can you hear me? 137 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,270 Shut up! 138 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:05,330 Remember that time you turned that jack -in -the -box into a crap -in -the 139 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,330 -box? 140 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,110 That was cool. 141 00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:10,950 Uh, 142 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:12,770 Viva? 143 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:15,230 Viva? 144 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,370 Viva! 145 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:20,450 What's your problem, Viva? I said stop it! 146 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,360 Thank you. 9709