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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,770 --> 00:00:18,990 That's gonna be cool. 2 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:20,590 Yeah. 3 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:23,490 The creatures of rock rule. 4 00:00:32,189 --> 00:00:33,790 Whoa. Yeah. 5 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:36,290 Those chicks want me. 6 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,130 Wait, buddy. She was talking to me. 7 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,370 You wish. 8 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,450 Hey, baby. 9 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:46,970 Yeah. 10 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,510 How's it hanging, dude -ness? 11 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,060 You said hanging. 12 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:03,500 Wear your seats, guys. 13 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,160 Maybe we can rage together. 14 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,620 Let me see your ticket. 15 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:14,880 Like, 16 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,040 I don't think we have any. 17 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:21,340 Too bad. 18 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,840 You better get some fat. 19 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,040 Show's starting. 20 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,260 See you inside. 21 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,700 Oh, fuck. 22 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,360 Damn it. 23 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,720 Damn it. 24 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,600 Hey, hey, quit looking at me like that. You want to fight? 25 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:45,060 You always, like, talk tough in front of the TV set, but, like, if that dude was 26 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:48,420 really here, he'd be a total wuss. 27 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:49,830 No, I wouldn't. 28 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:53,870 I'd take him on. No, you wouldn't. You'd be like going, yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:55,610 Yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:57,770 --> 00:02:00,990 Is that that Christian Slater dude? 31 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:04,550 Yeah. It's like, Christians? 32 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:06,050 Later, dude. 33 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:11,330 We're trying to be funny. It never works. 34 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,020 This part of the song sucks. 35 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,659 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 36 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:26,480 It's like, that other part is pretty cool, but it's like, then they go into 37 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,720 these different parts and, like, most of them suck. 38 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,080 If they could just stick to that one part that's cool, you know, not play the 39 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:37,860 stuff that, like, sucks, and then, you know, then, like, you know, we'd all be, 40 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,300 like, you know, we'd all be a little better, yeah. 41 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,960 Look at him. 42 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:49,650 He's saying his dad doesn't have time for him. 43 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,690 Aww. 44 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,490 Aww, he ain't got time for me. 45 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:57,390 He's practically crying. 46 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:59,650 Aww, that's too bad. 47 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:04,070 Oh. Yeah. 48 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,690 It doesn't look like it might be good. Yeah. 49 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:07,770 Yeah. Yeah. 50 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:09,350 Ooh. Yeah. 51 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,030 Now, we're getting somewhere. 52 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:21,590 It's like, you can say what you want about Maiden, but when it comes to 53 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,150 videos, they don't screw around. 54 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:27,990 Yeah, yeah. Like, even if Maiden did unplug, I bet they'd still have 55 00:03:28,850 --> 00:03:34,830 Yeah, they'd be like, we're not going to unplug the explosion machine, dude. 56 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:36,570 That's what got us here. 57 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:44,250 Hell is from here to eternity? 58 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:49,540 Wait a minute. I can't. true but like if hell was really like from here to 59 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:54,860 eternity and i mean like hell was like everywhere so like like like everywhere 60 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,640 is hell so like you say somebody go to hell go to hell and you're just like 61 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:03,160 really saying stay right there you know you know what i'm saying yeah like it's 62 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:10,100 like hell is from here go to hell beaver okay no problem i'll stay right 63 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:17,070 here no i mean just shut up it's like Every time you try to figure 64 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:19,450 something out, it's like, stupid. 65 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:24,690 Who needs tickets? 66 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:27,250 I got your seats right here. 67 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,670 Tickets, who needs them tickets? 68 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,910 You got any expert tickets? 69 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:38,470 Yeah, baby, primo seats. I'm talking four here, six rows back. 70 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:40,850 Are they near those chicks? 71 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,250 Listen up, big chief. 72 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,360 They're near all the chicks. 73 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,080 Cool. 74 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,260 Can we have them? Come again? 75 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:55,080 Did you say have? Man, this is creatures of rock. 76 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:59,200 Cross bucket, man. That lady singer gets naked on the stage. 77 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,220 These seats are close enough to cop yourself a feel, man. 78 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:04,580 Cool. 79 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:08,200 Damn right. A hundred a pop. What do you say? 80 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:11,900 Uh, we don't have any money. 81 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:17,640 No money? Where do you dirtbags come off wasting my time? I probably just lost a 82 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,220 sale talking, you losers. 83 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,140 That's hot. 84 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,840 I gotta take a whiz. 85 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,280 Yeah, me too. 86 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:31,920 This is hot. 87 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,280 Yeah, maybe we should hold it. No way, Viva. 88 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:37,340 I gotta go really bad. 89 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:42,280 Besides, I heard if you hold it in, it, like, does damage to your nads. 90 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,430 Oh, yeah. I want my naps to be in good shape when we feel sick. 91 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:49,570 Oh, rock and roll! 92 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:53,870 Whoa. 93 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:59,350 That was cool. 94 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,770 Yeah. 95 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:02,210 That guy is cool. 96 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:16,600 I'm concerned about my nap. 97 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,880 I think we're getting closer. 98 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,480 Like, we're probably going to be next pretty soon. 99 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,800 Damn it. We're missing the whole thing. 100 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:30,380 Yeah, I know. 101 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,400 We've got to tackle those chicks some more. 102 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,500 Let's go behind the dumpster or something. 103 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,840 Yeah, that's cool. Let's go behind the dumpster. 104 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:46,650 Hey! What? What the hell are you doing back there? 105 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:50,450 Huh? You know, just, uh, throwing something away. 106 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:55,330 What the hell do you think we provide the damn bathroom for? 107 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:58,910 I'm going to wipe every one of these puddles up with you little turds. 108 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:04,230 That dude was a pest. 109 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,770 Is that Richard Marks? Uh, no. 110 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:17,690 This is that Keith dude from the family. 111 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,110 You mean Bonaduce? 112 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:21,850 No, dumbass. This is his big brother. 113 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:24,750 Keith. Whoa. 114 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,310 Keith Bonaduce. 115 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:28,930 Bonaduce. Keith Bonaduce. 116 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,090 Yeah. 117 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:38,630 Hey, buddy. Did you see when Bonaduce fought Donny Osmond? 118 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:41,810 Uh, that was on pay -per -view, Beavis. 119 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:44,360 We don't get that. 120 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,720 Yeah, but I saw, like, highlights from it later. 121 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,080 Cool. 122 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:53,240 Did you see when Bonaduce found Geraldo? Oh, yeah. Was that when he, like, threw 123 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,820 a chair at him and broke his nose? 124 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,300 Yeah. 125 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:01,500 That would be cool, like, if Mrs. Partridge kicked Geraldo's ass. 126 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:04,840 Yeah, yeah. And then the winner gets to face Bonaduce in the finals. 127 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:09,040 That would be cool if, like, the whole Partridge family kicked Geraldo's ass. 128 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:11,820 Oh, yeah. 129 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,740 And then, like, Tracy could kick him in the neck. 130 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,500 Yeah. 131 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,860 She could stick her tambourine up his butt. 132 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:23,540 Or, like, Chris could stick a drumstick up his butt. 133 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:29,900 And then her daughter would be saying, that's no fair, there's two Chris's. 134 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,580 Yeah. 135 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,860 Are you ready to rumble? 136 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:37,919 Yeah. 137 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,670 Are you sure someone's in there? 138 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:47,690 Yeah. 139 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:50,150 I wonder what's taking so long. 140 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,510 Rock and roll, man! 141 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,930 Get out, Affleck! No way, I'm gonna kick your ass! 142 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,050 No way, butt -mutt! No way, I'm first! 143 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:03,570 No way, Peter, I'm first! 144 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:11,690 Open the door, Beavis. I'm going to kick your ass. 145 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:23,110 Come on, buddy, get me out of here. 146 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:25,890 It's stuck, buddy, it's stuck. 147 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,290 Whoa, take this out. 148 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:50,910 It'd be cool to do a video like this, but instead of changing spaces, it'd be 149 00:09:50,910 --> 00:09:52,370 like changing thingies. 150 00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:57,250 Thingies and thingies and more thingies, one after another. 151 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:58,690 Yeah. 152 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:00,810 Thingy vision. 153 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:06,190 And then, like, for variety, just, you know, like, throwing a butt every now 154 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,190 then. 155 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:08,690 Oh, check it out, Mr. T. 156 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:10,750 Uh, 157 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:12,250 look at Steve Perry. 158 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:15,130 No, no, that's Freddy Krueger. It works. 159 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:18,710 That's that chick. 160 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:22,950 Not Captain Picard. 161 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,550 You said hard. 162 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,910 Well, look, it's Patrick Swayze. 163 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:41,110 That's your mom. Look. 164 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:51,670 That's over. 11177

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