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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:18,670 Give me a bite of that, butthead. Come on. 2 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:21,410 No way. 3 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:23,490 This burrito rules. 4 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:25,910 Come on, give me a bite. 5 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,070 No way. 6 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:30,670 Get your own. 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,479 Butthole. I'm going to take it. 8 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:35,700 Yeah? And I'll kick your ass. 9 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,280 I warned you, Beavis. I'm going to kick your ass. 10 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:43,340 No way. 11 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,540 Put it down. 12 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,500 Fuck your ass, butthole. 13 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,120 Put it down, butthole. 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,680 Whoa. 15 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:02,010 Hey, buddy, look what I found. 16 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,610 Uh, what is it? 17 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:10,430 Um, I don't know, but it's mine. Come on, Beaver. You're supposed to, like, 18 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:11,630 share and stuff. 19 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:15,010 Whoa, cool. 20 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:19,470 Uh, what is it? 21 00:01:19,670 --> 00:01:21,250 Um, something. 22 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:23,990 Uh, yeah. 23 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:26,490 Cool. 24 00:01:39,479 --> 00:01:42,800 Happiness. You said penis. 25 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,320 That's what I tell you. I know. 26 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,460 Why do you think they call it happiness? 27 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:54,460 Oh, yeah, yeah, because, like, you know, it's like your wiener. When your wiener 28 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:55,600 is happy, you're happy. 29 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:56,860 Yeah. 30 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:11,710 You know, I wasn't feeling very good when the song started, but I feel pretty 31 00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:12,589 good now. 32 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,790 Feeling pretty happy. 33 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:15,490 Shiny. 34 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:19,570 Shut up, Beavis. You're a miserable piece of crap. 35 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,010 Shut up, butthead. 36 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,930 I'm happier than you. 37 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:24,170 No way, Beavis. 38 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:29,690 You're miserable because, like, nobody likes you, chicks don't like you, you're 39 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:30,690 not good at anything. 40 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:33,610 Yeah, but I'm... 41 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:34,910 I'm hung like a horse. 42 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,970 Yeah, feeling pretty good. 43 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:45,890 Shiny, happy people. 44 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:51,210 Shiny, happy people. 45 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,420 What the hell is this thing? 46 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,660 Say, 47 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,320 is that an S523X? 48 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:18,980 What? 49 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:24,020 Uh, yep. Well, that sure is a nice camera. 50 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:25,980 Uh, thanks. 51 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,600 Hey, Beavis, it's like a camera. 52 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,140 Yeah, I know. 53 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:34,870 I heard him, butthead. 54 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:38,170 Uh, what should we do with it? 55 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:40,070 Let's break it. 56 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,590 No way. 57 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,610 Let's, like, take some pictures first, then break it. 58 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:48,910 Yeah, okay. 59 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,390 Check this out. 60 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,570 Yeah. 61 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,410 Hey, butthead, check this out. 62 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:03,290 Peek -a -boo! 63 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:04,970 Yeah. 64 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:07,710 Say cheese. 65 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:09,690 Yeah. Okay. 66 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:12,530 Cool. 67 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:15,470 Better get one of the captain. 68 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:20,370 Smile. 69 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:22,570 Let me do it. 70 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:26,430 I'm going to have to get you to stand up straight. 71 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,170 Move over to the left a little. 72 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,230 All right, Beavis. 73 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:36,910 Now let's break it. Yeah. 74 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:38,190 Cool. 75 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,090 Cool. 76 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:47,430 Whoa. Check it out, Beavis. 77 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:49,590 Instructions or something. 78 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:57,400 Uh, it says, uh, this bag, bag, 79 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:03,720 uh, belongs to, uh, reward. 80 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,820 Venus, pick up those pieces. There's a reward. 81 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,880 Really? Cool. 82 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,880 This is it, dude. 83 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,840 Yeah, this is gonna be cool. 84 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,620 Uh... 85 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,320 Oh, my God, my God. 86 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,160 My God, my babies. 87 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,060 Oh, I've missed you so. 88 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,860 Good Lord, you've been violated. 89 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:38,700 Uh, sir, you know, like, uh, the reward? 90 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,320 Yeah, yeah, the reward. 91 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,120 Now. Oh, yes, yes. 92 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,600 Please, come and sit down. 93 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,740 Thank you so much for returning my precious pieces. 94 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:53,410 Without them, I was thrust into a creative void. The eyes of the master, 95 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:57,030 blinded. Are you familiar with my work? 96 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,490 Uh, no. 97 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:01,190 Yeah, worth of money. 98 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:04,930 Money. You canker sore. 99 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,150 Is that all you care about? 100 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:08,590 Get out! 101 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,310 Cool. Yeah, yeah. 102 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,430 Look at that guy back there. 103 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,500 Why would you shoot his nads? I can see that. 104 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,460 If you hadn't been looking at that guy's nads, you might have seen the chick's 105 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,360 butt that was upside down at the bottom. 106 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,120 Or the butt. 107 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,720 It was right next to her leg. 108 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,140 Really? 109 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,380 Damn it, I always do that. 110 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:39,920 He has a boner. 111 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,030 Well, this sucks. 112 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,370 Yeah, this sucks. 113 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:53,850 Look at that. That guy with the pin in his cheek, you know, the guy with the 114 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:57,950 boner. It's like he's bored and he's in the video. Yeah. 115 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,870 Check it out. He's got a face painted on his stomach. 116 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:09,510 If I was him, though, I'd paint a butt on my stomach, and then my belly button 117 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:10,750 would be the butthole. 118 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:16,070 Yeah, but you could just, like, you know, show your real butt. 119 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:18,570 And that would be faster and, like, more realistic. 120 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:21,910 Dumbass. 121 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:25,950 No, no, no. I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I paint the butt on my 122 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:29,610 stomach. Beavis, you're going to have about four buttholes if you don't shut 123 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,250 Not my fault if you don't understand, butthead. 124 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:33,110 Dumbass. 125 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:54,640 No, dude, you're thinking of that song that goes... Oh, really? 126 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:57,160 Oh, look at the cockroach! He ran it back! 127 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,660 Yeah. 128 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:00,540 That's cool. 129 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:06,040 Cockroaches, like, hang around people who are all filthy. 130 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,040 Yeah, these guys are filthy. 131 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,980 Hey, buddy, what's your favorite bug? 132 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,860 I don't know. I guess whatever bug I happen to be squashing is my favorite. 133 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:25,620 Yeah. 134 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:30,620 You know, Butthead, sometimes when you squash a bug, like this tobacco stuff 135 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:31,620 comes out of them. 136 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:39,740 Yeah. I tried chewing some of that stuff once, but it didn't do anything for me. 137 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,700 I like it when you squash a cockroach and that white stuff comes out of them. 138 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,180 And it looks like a junior man. Oh, yeah, yeah. 139 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,080 But it doesn't taste like a junior man. 140 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,680 Astounding. 141 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,400 I've never seen anything like it. 142 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:12,960 The soulful expressions are so deeply relevant. 143 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,950 I'm sorry. I'm overcome. 144 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:18,910 Are you okay, Chastity? Can we please sit down? 145 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:25,170 I can only aspire to maybe someday communicate in this fashion. 146 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:27,270 I don't know. I'm so confused. 147 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:31,470 I mean, where does the genesis of brilliant statements such as these come 148 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:36,550 Whoa. 149 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,490 Beavis, you've got to get a whiff of this. 150 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,700 No way, butthole! 151 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,520 Cut it out! 152 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,380 That was cool. 153 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,620 Well, guess I'm gonna take a leak. 154 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,040 No way, Beaver. 155 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,860 I get to take a leak when the video's fucked. 156 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,280 No way, butthead. 157 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,340 I got it first. 158 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,340 Yeah, but I have to take a dump. 159 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,620 That's more important. 160 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,400 No way, butthead. 161 00:10:11,469 --> 00:10:13,410 I'm going to take a dump, too. I was just, like, you know, embarrassed. 162 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:16,430 Well, you snooze, you lose. 163 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:26,190 Hey, buddy. 164 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:31,730 Guess I'll go take a leak. 165 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,970 Stay on that damn couch. 166 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,130 Hey, buddy. 167 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,490 Are you almost done in there? 168 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,690 Just a few more minutes. 169 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:50,070 If I'm going to take a leak. 170 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,170 What are you doing, Beavis? 171 00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:00,210 Never come into the bathroom while I'm taking a dump. 172 00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:01,970 What are you talking about? You're not taking a dump. 173 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:03,230 What are you doing? 174 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,990 I just haven't started yet. Get out of here, Beavis. You're just hanging out in 175 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:08,270 here. Damn it, Beavis. 176 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,140 Go back and watch the damn video. 177 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,900 I'm like, face down. 11385