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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:13,130 Hey, Butthead, this bus ride is giving me wood. 2 00:00:13,950 --> 00:00:15,470 Yeah. Yeah. 3 00:00:16,670 --> 00:00:19,250 That's like the only reason to even go to school. 4 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:22,470 Yeah. Wood, good. 5 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:23,710 All bad. 6 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:28,110 Hey, Beavis, let's like not go. 7 00:00:28,850 --> 00:00:29,850 Yeah, yeah, cool. 8 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:35,530 Uh, hey, we're like getting off. 9 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,390 Yeah, we need to get off. 10 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,230 Man, we ain't in school yet. 11 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,410 Uh, it's like an emergency. 12 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:45,750 An emergency? Well, now that's different. Here you go. 13 00:00:51,570 --> 00:00:54,970 Hey, Beavis, we're like not in school. 14 00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:57,590 Yeah, cool. 15 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:04,129 Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. 16 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:09,930 There are no angels left in America anymore. 17 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:13,530 This is what happens when, like, old people try to rap. 18 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:18,010 Hey, didn't this guy, like, already do this song before? 19 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:20,230 Uh, oh, yeah. 20 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:22,970 But he has long hair now. 21 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:27,870 You mean, like, every time you grow your hair long, you have to, like, go do all 22 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:28,870 your songs over again? 23 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,810 Uh, no, 24 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:32,790 that's not what I said. 25 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:35,270 And you may ask yourself. 26 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,610 And you may think yourself. 27 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:43,890 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. 28 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:50,070 And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife. And you 29 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:52,050 may ask her, where's the bathroom at? 30 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:58,150 I can barely touch my own self. 31 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,650 He can't touch himself. 32 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,120 That's not really very funny. 33 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:09,740 That's like, um... That couldn't happen to me, could it? 34 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:13,360 Uh... Hey, hey, hey, wait. 35 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,240 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 36 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,820 That wasn't a chick, was it? 37 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:22,100 I think it was, but it... I think it... I got a boob. 38 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,180 Hey, change it, but it doesn't make me dizzy. 39 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,220 Come on, Beaver. It'll give you a good buzz. 40 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,340 Yeah, but it's like... 41 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:34,990 Getting sick to my stomach. Come on. 42 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:45,730 Is this Led Zeppelin? 43 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:51,630 I think this is like one of those things where like they say it's Led Zeppelin, 44 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:54,290 but it only has like one of the original dudes in it. 45 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:56,230 Oh, yeah, yeah. 46 00:02:56,730 --> 00:03:00,030 Yeah, it's like, they always do that. You can always tell who the original 47 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,070 is because he's fat. 48 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:02,930 He's got, like, white hair. 49 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,550 Whoa, that dude has hips like a woman. 50 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:17,170 That sucks when guys, like, just put out the same 51 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:18,630 stuff over and over again. 52 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,670 I said put out. 53 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:34,900 But really, that sucks when guys just repeat themselves and do the same stuff 54 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:35,900 over and over. 55 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,020 He said eat themselves. 56 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,680 Eat themselves. 57 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 Oh, yeah. 58 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:50,620 I think this is where they show how they made the video. 59 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,760 I thought this was a video. 60 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,140 Uh, no, Beavis. 61 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:58,620 This is, like, the making of the video. 62 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,840 Really? 63 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,820 Then you just, like, show the video, because, like, this thing sucks. 64 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:06,180 Okay, 65 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,380 thank you for calling Muller Real Estate. 66 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:15,560 Bye. Uh, is this, like, a mall or something? 67 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,180 Uh, yes, this is Muller Real Estate. 68 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:21,500 Are you boys the temp? Of course. Of course you are. What am I saying? 69 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,620 Uh, I don't know. 70 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,240 Beavis? 71 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,000 Yeah, um, no. 72 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,740 You two must be the starving artist type. 73 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,080 Um, yeah. 74 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,680 Where's the food court at? 75 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:37,160 Anyway, Beavis is it? 76 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,880 Let's make you the typist here, and your friend can do reception. 77 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,860 Sit down, make yourselves at home. 78 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,260 Hey, butthead. 79 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,510 Copy machine. 80 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:46,970 Do that thing. 81 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:50,870 Check it out. 82 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,610 Would you like a copy of my butt? 83 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,850 I'm enlarging my butt. 84 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,200 Mr. 85 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,720 Muller put you up to this, didn't he? Oh, my. 86 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,660 The stories I could tell you. 87 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,260 Okay, Beavis, why don't we get you started on some letters? 88 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,400 And you, sir, let's park you in front of the phones. 89 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,000 Hi, we're here from the temp agency. 90 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,950 I, um, may I help you? 91 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:39,130 Yes, we're here from the temp agency. 92 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,510 Um, please have a seat. 93 00:05:41,850 --> 00:05:43,290 Your order will be ready in a minute. 94 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,210 Would you like a copy of my butt? 95 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,610 Uh, 96 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:55,290 hello? 97 00:05:56,530 --> 00:06:01,610 Uh, never heard of him, dude. 98 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:06,790 Yeah? This is Butthead. Who the hell is this? 99 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:11,350 Hello? Hey, baby. 100 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:16,810 Uh, he's, like, out having his butt cleaned. 101 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:22,390 Uh, 102 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:29,330 Beavis, right? 103 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:32,370 Great to have you on board today. 104 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:37,520 Stan. You probably recognize the name from all the letters you've been typing 105 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,440 for me. Not really, Sam. 106 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,920 Stan. I'm Stan. 107 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,960 Okay, listen. Hey, great job on all these letters. 108 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:50,800 But I guess what I need now is for you to just make some real minor corrections 109 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,740 here. Okay, so I've pretty much just made the corrections in red here, and 110 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:58,100 not a super rush. As soon as you get a chance, that would be great. 111 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,420 Okay, 112 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:00,860 Sam. 113 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,600 I'm like... Real Billy and stuff. 114 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:06,780 Cool, man. Like I say, Beavis, no rush on this. Whenever. 115 00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:27,890 Butt -town? 116 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,510 Yeah, yeah, everybody loves butt -town. 117 00:07:31,390 --> 00:07:32,490 Butt -town. 118 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,410 This is cool. 119 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,510 Butt -town. 120 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,330 Yeah. 121 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:48,430 If you live in butt -town, you've got to get down. 122 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,130 Butt -town, yeah. 123 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,370 Butt -town's rule. 124 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:02,710 I don't know, but I'm going to find a map and go there. 125 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:04,870 Can I come too? 126 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:07,090 Uh, no, Beaver. 127 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:09,750 Dumbass. 128 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:19,210 This song has the best lyrics I've ever heard. 129 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:20,649 Yeah, yeah. 130 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,190 How did this guy come up with this stuff? 131 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:23,990 Fuck town. 132 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:26,790 If you live in fuck town, you gotta get down. 133 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,590 Yeah. 134 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:31,890 This dude should hook up with Thurmex a lot. 135 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:34,929 They could, like, sit around and talk about butts and stuff. 136 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,250 Yeah, yeah. 137 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:38,630 Yeah, I'd like to see that. 138 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,760 I told you last time you called, I never heard of that guy. 139 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,440 Get off the phone before I kick your ass. 140 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,140 Whoa, this thing's pretty hot. 141 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:08,460 You broke it, dumbass. 142 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,620 And I was right in the middle of a conversation or something. 143 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,520 You broke it, bunghole. 144 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,180 You talk too much. 145 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:17,700 Uh, ma 'am? 146 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,100 This butt munch broke your office? 147 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,120 No way. He did it. He did it. 148 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,100 Well, listen, boys, it's nothing to get bent out of shape about. 149 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,720 We'll have someone come in tomorrow and take a look at it. 150 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,700 Now, why don't you two punch out and we'll see you tomorrow? 151 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,600 Uh, okay. 152 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:35,920 Yeah, okay. 153 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:43,740 You see that arrow? 154 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,060 You know that, like, that symbolizes the wiener? 155 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,380 What wiener? Where? 156 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:54,240 It stands for wieners everywhere. 157 00:09:55,580 --> 00:10:02,380 But people are still having sex and 158 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,920 nothing seems to stop them. 159 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,700 Uh, people are still having sex? 160 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What people? Where? 161 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,880 What name? 162 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,220 Settle down, Beavis. 163 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:17,540 Well, people are still having sex, and I was like, I'm not having sex. Well, you 164 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,740 could keep your mouth shut and maybe he'd tell you. 165 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:21,980 Oh, okay. 166 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,240 Yeah, 167 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,940 yeah, I understand, but where, where, where? 168 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,720 Damn it, come on, where? 169 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:37,380 Who, who, where, where? Just listen this time, shut up. 170 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:50,230 Okay. Damn it, there he goes again. Come on, where? 171 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,450 Ooh, ooh, where, where? 172 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,090 Leela, shut up. 173 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,870 Whoa, that thing's getting it on with a donut. 174 00:10:58,430 --> 00:10:59,430 Yeah. 175 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,670 Um, hey, a donut sounds pretty good. I think I'm going to go get a donut. 176 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:04,910 You got any? 177 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,250 Yeah. 178 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:08,970 Bring me back a couple. 11987