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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:12,150 He bought it. What was that? 2 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:15,250 Uh, maybe your bike's getting ripped off again. 3 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,210 Hi, girls. 4 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:21,910 Whoa. It's Todd. 5 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:23,650 Yeah. 6 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:26,150 Like, uh, hi. 7 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:30,450 You candy asses are sitting in my spot. 8 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:31,770 Move. 9 00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:35,250 Uh, can we, like, sit over here on the floor? 10 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,370 Whatever. 11 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:39,570 Block my view and you're dead. 12 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,680 Cool. Yeah. 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,520 Whoa, it's Crowbar! 14 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,880 Oh, yeah. 15 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,520 They're always taking a dump. 16 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,320 Whoa. 17 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,720 He thought he gave his heart and soul to some shit. 18 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,560 That must have been like at least 50 pounds of meat. 19 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:14,220 Yeah. 20 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,700 This music is low and fat. 21 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,680 Isn't that the kind of music you have on a workout tape? If you're skinny and 22 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,680 you want to get fat? 23 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,440 Yeah. 24 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:31,840 Just like you put this on and then just like pig out. 25 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:37,660 And then every now and then you go, I gave my heart and soul to you. 26 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,370 Yeah. 27 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:43,150 And then you just sit there and get fat. 28 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:52,190 I think this is like a love song. 29 00:01:53,810 --> 00:01:54,810 Yeah. 30 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:56,890 It's a love song, Tony White. 31 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:03,350 Did you see that guy? 32 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,710 Yeah, he really did. Must be his first concert. 33 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,639 His mom's waiting outside in the same class. 34 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:16,040 She said, okay, now what time is the concert going to be over? 35 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,940 That's what I want. 36 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,020 Can't nobody know where I am, okay? 37 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,360 So if anybody comes by looking for me, just play dumb. 38 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:30,660 Got it? 39 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:36,040 Uh... Um, this is all we got, sir. 40 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,780 Me and Butthead were gonna, like, eat it for dinner, but, um, you know, you can 41 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:41,638 have it. 42 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,140 You call this food? 43 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,300 Um, uh, what should I call it, sir? 44 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:50,800 Crap? Yeah, this is crap, Beavis. 45 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,640 Shut up, bunghole! This is your favorite food! 46 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:56,000 It used to be butt wipe. 47 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,960 Get the door, you turds! And remember, play dumb! 48 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:07,460 Where's Todd at? 49 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:11,360 Uh, we don't know. Like, we're dumb. 50 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:16,900 Yeah, but we're like in his gang and stuff, so you can talk to us. 51 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:21,420 That's cool. We got a message for Todd, so listen up. 52 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:51,990 Who was it? Uh, they said they, like, had a message for you, but then they 53 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,050 kicked our asses. 54 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:57,010 Yeah, we told them we were dumb. 55 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:04,950 Yeah, they probably didn't believe us. Uh, can we be in your gang now? 56 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,790 Shut up and fix the antenna. 57 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:11,970 Yeah, shut up, Beavis, and fix the antenna. 58 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:22,740 Yeah. Yeah. 59 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,180 Bikinis rule. 60 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,960 Damn it. Sit your ass down. 61 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,020 Yeah, Beaver. At least try to be cool. 62 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Doughweed. 63 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,760 Shut up, ass munch. 64 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:39,900 I'm here with Tasha Lipton, four -time bikini tetherball medalist and truly one 65 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:43,440 of the classiest individuals in the entire world of bikini athletics. 66 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:44,940 Thanks, Brad. 67 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,620 Now get your hand off my ass. 68 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,140 Um, are we, like, ready to be in your gang yet, sir? 69 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:57,010 Listen, if you were really loyal, you'd have kicked those guys' asses. To be in 70 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,190 my gang, you gotta be more than just dumb. 71 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,030 Go get that. 72 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,730 Tell them I'm not here. 73 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:08,330 And bring some of those marshmallow things on the way back, or I'll stomp a 74 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,330 hole in your ass. 75 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,730 Whoa. 76 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,750 Todd's even cooler than we thought. 77 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:21,020 Boys, I'm looking for a fella who goes by the name of Todd. 78 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,740 Um, uh, he's not in here. 79 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,640 That's not what we heard. 80 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,300 Uh, sir? 81 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:30,240 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kick your ass. 82 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,760 Yeah, and I'm gonna kick you in the nads. 83 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,260 Hey, 84 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,240 cut it out, pothole. I'll kick your ass. 85 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,640 I'm gonna kick you in the nads. 86 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,920 Todd's gonna be pissed we didn't get him those marshmallow crackers. 87 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,340 Um, what's wrong with this dude's hair? 88 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,260 Look who's talking, Beavis. 89 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:00,460 What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with my hair. 90 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,760 My hair's cool. 91 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,560 Besides, that's not his hair, Beavis. 92 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,180 He's like wearing some kind of Davy Crockett hat or something. 93 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,120 No, wait, but that's his hair. 94 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:13,000 No, it's not, Beavis. It's like a squirrel or something. 95 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:15,590 Oh, yeah. 96 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:19,970 Whoa, 97 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:23,110 check it out, buddy. They got Crocodile Dundee in the band. 98 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,150 It's pronounced Dundee, Beaver. 99 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:28,130 Oh, yeah. 100 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,250 I didn't know he played. 101 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:31,170 Yeah. 102 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:34,090 He jams with midnight oil sometimes. 103 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:36,070 Oh, really? 104 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,630 He sounds better with these guys. 105 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:40,190 I'm glad to see you hooked up with a good band. 106 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,720 This dude's, like, getting on my nerves. 107 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,480 It's like, quit wiggling around and get me some gas. 108 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,720 Yeah, really. 109 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,420 And check the oil, dammit. 110 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:58,860 Yeah. 111 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:01,880 And wash my windows, butt -knocker. 112 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:03,420 Don't call him that, butthead. 113 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,640 Why not, butt -knocker? 114 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,860 Dammit, butthead, don't call me that. I told you that before. 115 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,640 Don't call him that either. 116 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,020 Oh, look, he's still got his jacket. 117 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,800 Settle down, Brian. 118 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,940 Yeah, that was pretty cool. 119 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,640 Hey, buddy, I might get a guitar. 120 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,140 Yeah. 121 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,180 Then in the morning, you could, like, just say, uh, I'm practicing. 122 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:27,820 I'm watching. 123 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,080 Yeah? 124 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,080 Well, don't drop the soap. 125 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,540 Uh, 126 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,400 soap? 127 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,700 Okay, follow me, girls. 128 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,400 So is Todd pissed? 129 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,340 Yeah. 130 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,600 And he wants us to stop telling people we know him because it, like, 131 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,600 him or something. 132 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:54,380 Oh, yeah. 133 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,700 He's cool. 134 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:58,740 And he wants us to bring him some food if we ever get out. 135 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,300 Home sweet home, punks. 136 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:08,060 Hey, it's those wussies from Todd's gang. 137 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,560 Uh, we're like dumb. 138 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:15,980 Yeah, and now I'm gonna kick your ass. 139 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,600 Whoa. That's the most naked I've ever seen a chick on TV. 140 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,720 Yeah. Yeah. 141 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:49,460 Except for that body spray commercial they play about 60 times a day. 142 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:50,680 Oh, yeah. 143 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,580 Those black boxes suck. 144 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:02,160 Whoa, is that the Women in Prison movie? Uh, yeah. 145 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,260 I think so. 146 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:11,020 All right, yeah, I'm up for this. Nothing like getting some nachos and 147 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:13,400 back and watching a good old women in prison movie. 148 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,640 Yeah. 149 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:20,300 Maybe this isn't a women in prison movie. 150 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,080 It's like they're singing and stuff. 151 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:31,280 Maybe this is like, you know, drama chicks in prison. 152 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:45,840 Cop Rock sucks. 153 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,820 Yeah, that show would have been better, but, like, you know, more fights and 154 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,140 brutality and stuff like that. 155 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,760 Yeah. It was just like, you know, cops, but without the rock. 156 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,420 You know, they're just like cops. 157 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,900 They're just cops. Yeah. 158 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,520 Could be a show about people copping a field. 159 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,700 Yeah. 160 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,499 I'd do that. 161 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,500 Yeah. 10790

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