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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,979 --> 00:00:20,860 Oi! I've got me finger stuck in me bum! 2 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,460 Oi! I should never have listened to that little Dutch boy the other day! 3 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:33,680 And now I got me fingers stuck in me bum. 4 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,140 Hey, mistress. 5 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,540 I got me fingers stuck in me bum. 6 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,880 Leave it. 7 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:52,860 Leave it. Yeah, but... I'm... I'm... 8 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:57,820 I'm... I hate this stupid game. 9 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,770 Choking. You're choking? 10 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:05,230 Um, chicken. You're choking your chicken? 11 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:08,690 You're choking your chicken. 12 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,010 Yeah. 13 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:19,030 Um, is that Colonel Sanders? 14 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:22,650 Uh, no, dumbass. 15 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:27,870 Colonel Sanders has, like, a white jacket and, like, a bucket of chicken. 16 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:35,850 This guy fries butt nuggets. 17 00:01:37,790 --> 00:01:39,150 What's a butt nugget? 18 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:42,790 Here, I'll show you. 19 00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:01,310 They got these long -haired guys, and then they got this guy, like, in a dork 20 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:05,950 outfit. Uh, I think these guys are just, like, joking or something. 21 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:07,510 Oh, really? 22 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:08,690 Oh, yeah. 23 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:10,630 They're just, like, fooling around and stuff, huh? 24 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:12,010 Yeah. 25 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,070 This isn't, like, a real video. 26 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:19,070 Oh, yeah. Well, that's good. Because if this was serious, it would suck. 27 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,880 Hey, buddy, I am getting kind of hungry. 28 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,380 Any more of those, uh, what are they, butt nuggets? 29 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,180 Uh, okay. 30 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,640 Here you go. 31 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,600 Regular or cool ranch? 32 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,680 Butt nuggets. 33 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I'm joking. 34 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:51,659 Oh, yeah? 35 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:53,120 What do you want me to do about it? 36 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,140 Me and Butt -head were watching the show. 37 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,000 This guy had his finger in his butt. 38 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,780 He was saying... What's the emergency, sir? 39 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,560 Is there an emergency, sir? 40 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,860 Uh, yeah. 41 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,080 Butt -head's choking. 42 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,320 On chicken. 43 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,000 Listen carefully. 44 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,920 Have you performed the Heimlich? 45 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:51,280 Um, is this like one of those 976 numbers? 46 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,200 Um, what are you wearing? 47 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,440 I repeat. 48 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,250 Have you Heimlich'd the victim? 49 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:57,590 Have I licked his rectum? 50 00:03:58,350 --> 00:03:59,350 No way! 51 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:03,870 But, uh, one time me and Butthead were playing truth or dare, and, uh... Sir, 52 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:04,809 please! 53 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:08,290 If you want to save your friend's life, you need to perform the Heimlich 54 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,290 maneuver. 55 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:11,330 Um, he's not really my friend. 56 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:14,610 Sir, don't you know what the Heimlich maneuver is? 57 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:18,529 Every restaurant in this city has a sign posted describing the procedure. 58 00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:20,230 Um, oh yeah. 59 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:21,769 Thank you, drive -thru. 60 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:31,930 Whoa. 61 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:33,710 That dog must have been sick. 62 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,530 Oh, yeah. 63 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:40,970 Butthead choking his chicken. 64 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,480 Heimlich. Himlich. 65 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,180 Himlich manure. 66 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 Manure. 67 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,840 Hey, freeze, Jay Walker! 68 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,420 I sense you to this. 69 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:25,620 Nachos. 70 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,280 Nachos. 71 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:32,100 Nachos. How about these competitors vote for the same? 72 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,070 Oh, yeah, yeah. 73 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:48,550 Nachos. Nachos. 74 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:56,850 Hi, 75 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,350 Beavis. Uh, where's Butthead? 76 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:07,890 Oh, yeah. 77 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:09,470 I better go. 78 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,130 Hey, can I have some nachos? 79 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,880 Okay. Give me a dollar. 80 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,820 Um, do we have any signs around here? 81 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,080 Oh, check it out, buddy. It's Ozzy. Uh, yeah. 82 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:51,900 Uh. 83 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Uh. 84 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,240 Why is he whining? 85 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,060 Yeah, yeah. What's going on here? 86 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,760 Uh. Um. 87 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:02,260 Boy. 88 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,640 Very good. 89 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:06,280 Yeah. Ozzy shouldn't have done this. 90 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,580 Yeah, really. 91 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,520 Uh. 92 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,520 Maybe this is meatloaf. 93 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:17,920 You know who I think this is, butthead? 94 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,160 I think this is the indigo girl. 95 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:22,220 Oh, yeah. 96 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,600 Well, 97 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:41,600 check it out. He's making one of those monster 98 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,720 faces. Yeah. 99 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:47,230 Monster face and wolf music do not go together. 100 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:52,930 Like, you may have scared somebody with that face 20 years ago, but now you just 101 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,410 look like some old fart. 102 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:56,070 Oh, yeah. 103 00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:04,690 You're being kind of hard on Ozzy, but... I'm being what, Ozzy? 104 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:06,670 Hard on Ozzy. 105 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:27,500 Hey, butthead, I got a sign. It says we got to wash your hands before returning. 106 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,120 Hey, 107 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,780 what are you doing on the floor, ass munch? 108 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,080 I almost tripped. 109 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:30,270 It's not very cool when you do it, Beaver. 110 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:31,730 Oh, sorry, man. 111 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:38,430 Shut up. 112 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,530 Is that girl, like, in the band? 113 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:50,890 I don't know. It's like she's hanging out with the boys, but it's like, you 114 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,990 know, she's there just because she's gonna, like, sing or... Whoa, look at 115 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:54,990 butt! Yeah. 116 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,170 Oh, my gosh! 117 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,280 That was... Quite a butt. 118 00:09:58,780 --> 00:09:59,759 Yeah, yeah. 119 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,520 I pump them. Right there. 120 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:09,420 Hey, buddy, we should get one of those big tubs. And, like, we could, like, tap 121 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:12,280 them cheeks over, you know? You know, like, they could be in bikinis. 122 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,400 Whoa, look, they're beating up a white guy. 123 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:17,820 I think he just tripped. 124 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:20,860 Yeah. 125 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 Ego trip. 126 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,320 Ego trip. 7923

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