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Oi! I've got me finger stuck in me bum!

Oi! I should never have listened to that little Dutch boy the other day!

And now I got me fingers stuck in me bum.

Hey, mistress.

I got me fingers stuck in me bum.

Leave it.

Leave it. Yeah, but... I'm... I'm...

I'm... I hate this stupid game.

Choking. You're choking?

Um, chicken. You're choking your chicken?

You're choking your chicken.

Yeah.

Um, is that Colonel Sanders?

Uh, no, dumbass.

Colonel Sanders has, like, a white jacket and, like, a bucket of chicken.

This guy fries butt nuggets.

What's a butt nugget?

Here, I'll show you.

They got these long -haired guys, and then they got this guy, like, in a dork

outfit. Uh, I think these guys are just, like, joking or something.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

They're just, like, fooling around and stuff, huh?

Yeah.

This isn't, like, a real video.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's good. Because if this was serious, it would suck.

Hey, buddy, I am getting kind of hungry.

Any more of those, uh, what are they, butt nuggets?

Uh, okay.

Here you go.

Regular or cool ranch?

Butt nuggets.

I'm joking.

Oh, yeah?

What do you want me to do about it?

Me and Butt -head were watching the show.

This guy had his finger in his butt.

He was saying... What's the emergency, sir?

Is there an emergency, sir?

Uh, yeah.

Butt -head's choking.

On chicken.

Listen carefully.

Have you performed the Heimlich?

Um, is this like one of those 976 numbers?

Um, what are you wearing?

I repeat.

Have you Heimlich'd the victim?

Have I licked his rectum?

No way!

But, uh, one time me and Butthead were playing truth or dare, and, uh... Sir,

please!

If you want to save your friend's life, you need to perform the Heimlich

maneuver.

Um, he's not really my friend.

Sir, don't you know what the Heimlich maneuver is?

Every restaurant in this city has a sign posted describing the procedure.

Um, oh yeah.

Thank you, drive -thru.

Whoa.

That dog must have been sick.

Oh, yeah.

Butthead choking his chicken.

Heimlich. Himlich.

Himlich manure.

Manure.

Hey, freeze, Jay Walker!

I sense you to this.

Nachos.

Nachos.

Nachos. How about these competitors vote for the same?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Nachos. Nachos.

Hi,

Beavis. Uh, where's Butthead?

Oh, yeah.

I better go.

Hey, can I have some nachos?

Okay. Give me a dollar.

Um, do we have any signs around here?

Oh, check it out, buddy. It's Ozzy. Uh, yeah.

Uh.

Uh.

Why is he whining?

Yeah, yeah. What's going on here?

Uh. Um.

Boy.

Very good.

Yeah. Ozzy shouldn't have done this.

Yeah, really.

Uh.

Maybe this is meatloaf.

You know who I think this is, butthead?

I think this is the indigo girl.

Oh, yeah.

Well,

check it out. He's making one of those monster

faces. Yeah.

Monster face and wolf music do not go together.

Like, you may have scared somebody with that face 20 years ago, but now you just

look like some old fart.

Oh, yeah.

You're being kind of hard on Ozzy, but... I'm being what, Ozzy?

Hard on Ozzy.

Hey, butthead, I got a sign. It says we got to wash your hands before returning.

Hey,

what are you doing on the floor, ass munch?

I almost tripped.

It's not very cool when you do it, Beaver.

Oh, sorry, man.

Shut up.

Is that girl, like, in the band?

I don't know. It's like she's hanging out with the boys, but it's like, you

know, she's there just because she's gonna, like, sing or... Whoa, look at

butt! Yeah.

Oh, my gosh!

That was... Quite a butt.

Yeah, yeah.

I pump them. Right there.

Hey, buddy, we should get one of those big tubs. And, like, we could, like, tap

them cheeks over, you know? You know, like, they could be in bikinis.

Whoa, look, they're beating up a white guy.

I think he just tripped.

Yeah.

Ego trip.

Ego trip.