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That gargantuan -

Well, that about wraps it up for World Wrestling Universe.

Stay tuned for Senior Citizen Golf next.

What'd you do that for?

Nothing's on for two hours, dude.

Uh,

you know what this means, Beavis?

It means we have to, like, do something.

Uh... Uh... What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, smash!

Yeah! Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, kick him, kick him! Ooh, yeah, hey!

Yeah, smash, smash!

Yeah! Yeah, hit him!

Oh, you pissed him off now! Kick his ass!

Yeah, yeah, hit him! Slap him in the ass!

Stomp the crap out of him.

Hit him, hit him, yeah.

Yeah, okay, yeah, hit him in the head. Ah. Kick him.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah.

He's a real American.

Yeah, yeah.

He fight for what is right.

Yeah. Fight, fight.

He's like a good role model.

Because you just, like, did whatever it took to get big, like you took those

steroid pills.

Oh, yeah, yeah, those things you, like, you shove them up your butt when you

have hemorrhoids.

No, Beavis, those are depositories. These are these pills that make you,

all big and strong, but then they, like, make your nads shrink.

Whoa, hey, hey, what's the point?

Yeah, really.

It's like, you know, I may be only, like, above average strength, but it's

at least I haven't messed around with my nads.

Yeah, really.

What?

Huh?

Homework sucks.

Hey, Butt -Head.

How long till something good's on TV?

Uh, two hours, dude.

Hey, Butt -Head. How long till something good's... Viva, shut up or I'll kick

your ass.

Hey, buddy.

How long... Ow!

This sucks.

What should we do?

Uh, maybe we should, like, think of something.

Yeah, yeah. Cool.

Thinking sucks.

I know. Let's stand up.

Yeah.

Good idea.

That looks pretty cool.

Now what?

Uh, let's stand again.

Uh, how?

Hey,

Butthead.

I think I might throw up.

Cool.

That might, like, take some time.

I can't do it.

Me neither.

There's, like, an hour and a lot of minutes before something's on TV.

Time sucks.

Now remember the rules, Beaver.

I throw it at you, then you throw it at me.

Um, I don't get it. How do you win?

Ow!

That was cool.

What do we do now?

Uh, we could do homework.

Hey, guys.

What are you doing?

Hey, Butthead.

Stuart can, like, kill some time.

Yeah.

Say something, Stuart.

Really? You want to talk to me?

Wow, that's cool.

Let's go to the mall. I know this great new place.

Yeah.

We can go to my house. I have this awesome new video game.

the only spring -loaded hip reducer invented by supermodel Suzanne Summers.

Viva, we're about to see the promised land.

Cool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Uh -huh. Boob and butt! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

If this dude here can get these kind of chicks, we might actually be able to

score someday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Viva, we need to start a band today.

Yeah, really.

Well, look at her. I mean, like, right now.

While we're sitting here on her butt, chicks are probably doing it with dudes

and bands.

Yeah, yeah. I'm tired of, like, sitting around and talking about it. Let's do

it. Yeah.

Just as soon as this video's over.

Like, in our band, we're gonna, like, sound just like this and have the chicks

and everything.

But we'll have cooler cars. Yeah, yeah.

And then, like, the cars we do have, it's like, they'll blow up. You know,

skulls and stuff.

Yeah.

That'll be cool.

Whoa.

Ooh, baby.

I guess I'd need to take a shower, too.

Why, are you stinky?

Now here's an exercise you can do while watching TV.

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah.

Hey, butt head.

What did people do before they invented TV?

Don't be stupid, Beavis.

There's always been TV.

There's just more channels now.

Oh, yeah.

Progress is cool.

Yeah.

He's smiling at you.

Shut up, buddy.

Look at his face.

Look at that crack in his chin. I think it's a butt crack.

Well, I guess that would make sense. Like there's just a bunch of diarrhea

coming out of his mouth.

Yeah.

It's like when God was passing out butt cracks, this guy got in line twice.

Yeah, and then God gave him one too, you know, the second time.

Stop it, no!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Cut it out! Stop it! Please, shut up!

Get your channel button right now, come on! No way.

Come on, now, cut it out, button! Give me that! No, button, stop!

No, you're making me sick! No!

No!

Shut up right now!

I'll get your butt -fucking face in! You dumbass.

What? What? Leave it.

Something's wrong.

It's like, it doesn't look like this guy would have that kind of voice.

Yeah, yeah, it's like, it doesn't look like that kind of voice would, like,

out of that guy, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, it looks like it might come out of his butt.

Um, hey, actually, um, I was thinking, like, it looks like this kind of voice,

like, would come out of Godzilla.

Or maybe, like, he'd come out of Godzilla's butt.

Yeah.

If it did come out of Godzilla's butt, that would be a good video.

Yeah. Well, damn, but it's a dead horse.

Yeah. Remember that time we found that dead horse?

Oh, yeah.

He, like, ran and jumped right on his stomach.

And, like, all that gum shot out of his butt. Yeah.

That was cool.

Oh, yeah.

That was bad.

You imagine if Godzilla was dead?

He might have all the stuff that would fly out of his butt.

Yeah.