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I don't know.

Let's get out of here.

a whole ten minutes into the movie this time. That's a new record.

Yeah, it's my one and only superpower.

All right.

Let's get you upstairs, you old man.

Sexy time.

I'm tired.

I'll see you about that.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. I'll show you how you put a seatbelt on. Aw.

Do you want me to shave my head? No, you can't shave.

Why not?

Because I have short hair, you have the rest of the hair.

You're the girl, I'm the guy.

You do not look like a boy.

I do. Maybe like, you know, like a really effeminate Peter Pan, but like,

boy.

Do you want to see Master Glass or 2000 next week? Nobody wants to see Master

Glass. No. Yes, they do.

What did it bring?

I think you know what's in it for you.

Coming in hot.

Oh.

Baby. Yeah.

Get married.

No. Why?

Oh. Don't you remember how expensive that was?

Well, then let's just go to Vegas.

Are you serious?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Forevermore.

I'm going to...

Karina! Hey, hey, what happened? What happened? Karina!

You're okay.

You're okay.

Karina, tell me what happened.

Hey, it's okay, Karina.

It's okay.

I am.

Okay?

It's my job.

Okay.

Love you, too.

Trouble at home?

It's all good.

What's going on here?

I'm not sure.

Some couple called in a couple suicides. What do you mean you don't know?

I'm sorry. This is a federal matter now.

Who are you?

Call this number. It'll explain the situation.

Wait a second. You didn't call the number.

We've also contacted your superior and explained the matter.

Yeah. So there's that.

Know your years.

Have any like this ever happened?

Hello?

Yep, I'm coming.

Sorry for the early morning wake -up call.

Is this a good time to tell it?

Karina.

Hey.

Karina, hey.

There's somebody here that wants to talk to you.

Karina, we got to talk about last night, all right? There's somebody here who's

going to ask you a couple questions.

All right?

Okay.

This is Detective Anthony Barkham.

Your husband, John, was kind enough to let me in.

He asked a lot of questions regarding last night's incident.

Uh, that is if you're feeling up to it.

Karina with it?

Okay, uh, Karina, John told me that you were the only witness for last night's

incident. Can you explain what you feel?

Um, pain.

Pain.

I'm sure it was painful, but... There were two of them. There was one laying

the ground, dead.

And, um...

And the other one looking at me.

I'm sorry.

That's fine.

If I need anything, I'll be in touch.

Hey, can I ask you something?

Uh, sure. What about?

If you could give me any information, like names, motives.

Uh, sorry.

Look, my wife, she's freaked out.

I gotta tell her something.

I'm sorry, I can't.

To be honest, to be honest, I don't know what happened last night, okay?

But I promise you, as soon as I find out anything, I'll let them know.

I'm sorry to bother you, sir.

Are you Mr. John Maxey?

Yeah, I'm John Maxey. Is Mrs. Maxey home?

Uh, you don't know. She's not, so... Um... Uh, excuse me.

What the shit?

The wife got me out on the couch.

I will, but right after I'm done with this case.

Look, something's really not right that's going on here.

Isn't this the reason we became cops?

You're one of the good ones, Anthony.

Anyway, I found a similar case from a few years back.

This poor guy claims he saw a man turn into a lizard person.

So now what?

Yeah, the crazy bastard moved to Nevada, has been living just outside Area 51

ever since.

He's got a website, Tom the Conspiracy Terrorist.

Sending you a link now.

All right. Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

Smash and blast with it. I thought you loved that.

What's that?

Roll play sex?

Excuse me.

Can you guys tell me more about your tours?

Hi, I'm Isabel. This is my boyfriend, Desmond.

Isabel?

Oh, hey guys.

Desmond, what can I do for you?

Um, it says you guys are conspiracy theorists.

Whoa, whoa, wait.

Have you guys actually traveled to all these places?

Most of them.

We're hardcore enthusiasts trying to find out the answers to what the

doesn't want us to know about.

Wait, do you mean like ghosts and things like that?

You mean spirits? Yes, yes, of course.

So you guys like actually seen anything?

We've been to some pretty terrifying places, but personally I haven't seen

anything. Well, where are you going next?

Well, we're getting a small group together to camp out at Area 51 at the

the month. You guys should totally come with us. And bring your friends. That

sounds epic.

Awesome. Just sign up right here, and we'll give you a call in a couple weeks

when we have everything set up.

Awesome. Sounds good.

All right. All right.

Yay.

Camping. That's a blast too. Come on.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Yeah. Come on. It'll be fun.

I've been trying to be cool the last couple months. I know you're coping with

lot since that night, but this is a little much.

Aw. Are you scared we'll actually find something?

I mean, the jail cell?

Oh, my God, John.

You know me better than that. I mean, do I?

Because over the last couple months, like, I know you've just been coping

so much that, like, you've just been researching just nonstop on the Internet

all these conspiracy theories and, like, all this stuff. Listen, I swear I'm

fine.

Let's just do this one last thing, and then it's over, okay? I promise.

All right.

I love you. I love you.

Hey, it's me, Brother B.

And I've come with a very special message for you today.

And it's about aliens and how they are among us and how the government is

covering them up. And based on the substantial evidence that... Everybody

Hello,

Korea. In there.

As long as you say we're in. I don't care.

enough of that stuff this weekend?

What the hell?

Hey, you know, we got a front door, right?

I'm dying, man. I'm gonna call a friend.

Are you, uh, going somewhere?

Yeah, I'm actually taking a wife up to Area 51.

That's your idea of a romantic getaway?

Yeah. I mean, no, but since that night, she's just been researching government

conspiracies and... What's your thing?

Think about what?

Government conspiracies, ghosts, aliens.

Nah,

that's not my thing.

Yeah, so...

I got to get going.

Not to hold you up, but if you don't mind, I'd like to hang back for a couple

minutes just to see if I find anything.

Knock yourself out, man.

All right.

Oh, yeah, and if you find my wedding ring back there, can you let me know?

I'll keep it.

Should we report him?

What? No.

It's just creepy, though.

I don't think he meant anything by it. I mean, if anything, you know,

realistically, I think he's the only one that actually gives a shit, so... Okay.

Change of subject. Let's listen to some creepy stories.

Ah, no can do.

I'm driving, so we'll listen to whatever King John wants to listen to. Whoa,

King John? Am I supposed to call you that now? Uh -huh, yep. That's King

master of the bedroom to you.

All right. Well, I guess there's some truth to that.

Forever?

Forever and more.

What are you still doing here?

Oh, Chief, I was just finishing up.

Something on your mind?

Uh, no, no, I'm all fine.

When are you going to learn to trust me, Anthony?

You're still working the maxi case.

Look, Chief.

I know you have a hard time letting things go, but I'm going to look the

way on this one.

Look, on Monday, I want you to forget about it.

Blood test results are in.

Monday.

Are you sure those aren't the lab results?

Did you take multiple samples?

No. No, it's fine. It's okay.

Look, I gotta... I can't have my wife catching me right now working this late.

Okay?

Alright, I'll talk to you Monday.

Alright.

Honey, I'm home.

Baby Jessica Honey

Baby

Detective Anthony Barker.

Oh, Tom?

I'll get on right now, okay?

Hello, my friend.

I think it's easy.

Not so good, man.

What's with the long face?

I messed up, man. Tonight, I was supposed to be with Jessica for our

anniversary.

Oh, man, did you forget your own anniversary?

I know, man, yeah.

Hey, I told you to take it easy, my friend.

Hell, your partner and your boss told you the same thing.

I know, look, but I'm going to fix everything. I'm going to get everything

right. I'm going to get Jessica fall back in love with me.

But as soon as I finish the case.

Oh, speaking of which.

I was reading up on the living people living underground.

Actually, I was wondering if you could tell me more about the man in black.

The man in black?

Yeah, I think I've met them.

On the case you're working on?

Yeah.

Tom, I'm telling you, something's really not right that's going on. It's really

sketchy. I don't know, it's like Miss Maxie, right?

She said she saw two bodies that night. And?

It happened.

Yeah, and by the time I showed up, there was only one body.

No one else tampered with the evidence.

I'm telling you, Matt, it's a government conspiracy.

That's not all.

I found some bloody headphones in the backyard, right?

Please tell me you ran into Prince.

It was the husband. I swear the husband did it.

The blood was mine.

Dude, that's some M. Night Shyamalan twisted shit. I think I'm gonna lose my

mind. I'll see what my guys say about the MIT, but I would lay low, man.

You're weighing over your head.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Hey, they told us to meet him at that alien -themed restaurant off the 15,

right?

You know what? Let me check.

Yeah, that's the one.

Well, I think this is it.

Oh, wow. Yep.

And there's the welcoming committee.

I haven't even said anything yet.

Hey!

How are you? You made it!

How are you? Good!

Hi! Hey!

Oh, a hug, okay.

You remember my boyfriend, Desmond?

Glad y 'all could make it.

This is his cousin, Logan. He's visiting from Florida.

What are you doing up this way?

You know, anything to get away from the parents.

Hi, are you still in college?

Working on my PhD.

Logan's going to be a doctor of microbiology.

Very impressive.

Thank you.

Well, I'm hungry.

Me too.

Let's go.

Haven't you ever seen Kloppen's face before?

I'm telling you, you've got to look at the flag.

But I thought the moon had some gravity.

Does it not?

Yeah, wouldn't that mean there'd be a little atmosphere, a .k .a. wind?

Okay, but what about all the shadows?

What shadows?

All of the shadows are coming from different directions.

Technically, only the sun is giving the light.

Baby,

what do you think?

Don't ask me. I just build bikes.

Come on, what do you say? The moon landing.

Is it fake or real?

Why would it be fake?

Because the U .S. government wanted to win the great space race with Russia.

Okay. I mean, I think that's a dumb reason to fake a moon landing.

Yeah, you're not going to get anything out of me.

That's not true.

You get something out of me every night, right?

I'm going to hit the head.

Which way is the restroom?

Round back on your left.

Sorry about that.

Don't be.

You shouldn't have to hold back your love for a second.

I think it's important to always show affection for the one you care for.

So what do you ladies think about the Roswell crash?

Oh, my God, John. What happened?

There's some crazy guy back there, all right? Where?

What? What do you mean?

Somebody, some old dude just yelling at me. What? Let's go kick his ass. Logan.

Logan. Logan.

Logan. Come on. Let's just get out of here. Come on.

All right? Are you sure you're okay? Yeah. I'm fine, all right? You just

me.

Just, let's get in the car. Come on.

You ever think about time travel?

Yeah.

Yeah. Like, for instance, you got any more steaks over there? Yeah.

Like, if you could go back in time and kill Hitler, but you knew because of the

butterfly effect and everything that if you did, you'd actually be born a woman

instead of a man.

And, I don't know, like, your sister has some sort of terrible disease.

I mean, yeah, no, I think about that all the time.

It's looking good, boys. Keep it up. Thanks, Logan.

A little help?

No, you guys got this stuff figured out more than I do. Spread love in your

hands.

Hey,

Desmond. Yeah.

So, uh, what's the deal with your cousin?

Oh, he's in a fraternity.

He got kicked out of school.

He's on academic suspension until they review his case.

whole hazing thing you know how it goes like the like the butt stuff uh yeah

like the butt stuff you know the kind of stuff you read about yeah yeah so

they're all on academic probation pending review so uh so how's business

like with the the tours and stuff it's good well you didn't bring anyone so

not my job so you know

Yeah, no, we're doing all right. We're doing all right. We've gone to a lot of

really cool places. I think you're going to love Area 51.

I mean, as long as Sabrina likes it, you know.

Come on, get into the spirit.

I'm with it, I'm with it. You know, like, time travel, right?

Paradoxes. Quantum leap.

Alien.

That's it.

Make you a believer, yeah. Something.

Let's see. Well, the tent looks like shit, so it's probably perfect for

So, uh, what made you want to come to Area 51 with us?

I'm sorry, what's that now?

I'm sorry, it's just that you and your husband don't seem like our usual

clients.

Yeah, well, we're all kind of new to this stuff.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I mean, I actually don't really talk about it, but some weird things

happened to me a few months ago.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't even know how to describe it.

There was this man, and he...

Shot himself.

Oh, my God, that's awful.

Why?

That's the thing.

I don't know.

But his face was like... Well, did you call the police?

Yeah.

But, I don't know, they just, they weren't, like, real police.

Weren't real.

Well, to be, okay, to be honest, Isabel, I think this whole thing is a

government cover -up. I mean, the cops came, and I just don't think they were

real cops.

And then these two men dressed in black they came into, it was just, it was so

weird.

Well, did John see any of this?

Yeah, John thinks I'm losing my mind.

Don't say that.

I've seen the way he looks at you, and it's nothing but love.

Can you do me a solid?

Sure. Can you just not tell John about any of this?

My lips are sealed.

I want my clients to enjoy their time with us, and there's no need for

unnecessary drama.

Okay.

Speaking of which, would you mind if I grabbed a selfie for the website?

I should say.

What is that?

What do you mean?

Look, there's something in the background.

Oh, no, that's just a plane or something.

No, look.

It's a UFO, huh?

No, I'm sure.

Well,

shit.

I told you to close up the food before we left, man. It's not my tour, man.

The fire should get rid of them. Let me see if I can get this started.

And voila, we're camping.

Babe, can you get me another beer?

One beer coming up.

Let me see if I can get this started.

This really takes me back.

Are you in Boy Scouts or something?

I was actually, uh... John was in the Marines.

Oh. So, what was your job?

Communications. Well, thank you for your service.

Yeah. I mean, it wasn't really for me, but I did learn a lot. I'll bet.

Uh, well, I want to know. What do you guys do?

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Let me guess. Let me guess.

Something to do with motorcycles.

And personal trainer.

That's close.

Well, I'm a graphic designer.

Oh, an artist.

So, you use, like, Photoshop and things like that? Yeah. I love it.

So, what about you?

Well, I mean, besides hosting these tours, I like to paint and make jewelry,

it's not something, you know, I would call a career.

Did you make that bracelet?

I love it.

Oh, oh, I got it!

Everyone, look at what I've created.

Bow down to the great and powerful Desmond!

All right, I want some marshmallows. I've been craving them since the drive

here. I want one!

Same. So, tell me what you know about Area 51.

Oh, yeah, well, so what we read was that Area 51 was created by our government

to build and test stealth aircraft and keep it secret from the Russians.

So you're saying they just built stealth aircraft to spy on the Russians?

Yeah, that too.

Apparently the base was declassified a few years ago. I believe it was

officially declared an aircraft testing facility.

That's lame. I want to hear about conspiracy theories. I want to hear,

the scary stuff.

They just told you.

John, you will not ruin this for me.

You guys are so cute. All right, let me think.

That's fine. Can you think of anything?

Desmond, I'm talking to you.

Tell them some theories about Area 51 and get off your phone. We're out here

enjoy the experience.

Oh, oh, right.

There are a lot of, really, a lot of theories about Area 51, the most popular

which is that aliens crash -landed here and their bodies were recovered and

brought back to the base.

That's more like it. Yeah.

There's also a theory that there was a deal struck up between the aliens and

humans. What deal?

they would give us all of their secrets and enhance our technology in exchange

for us harboring them on our planet.

Really?

Yeah. Some people even think that's why we have smartphones now and advances in

our medical technology. Really, any technological advances in the past few

years, thanks to them. Yeah, well, that makes sense to me.

You're just eating this up, aren't you? Oh, come on. I mean, I just think it

would make sense to come up with these theories.

I mean, don't get me wrong.

I just don't believe it. You're not very spiritual either, are you, John?

Well, I mean, I just believe in what I can see.

So you believe that when we die, we just die?

No afterlife?

I mean, I guess.

That's a scary thought.

Come on, John. You've got to believe in something.

Ghosts? Gods?

Galactic beings?

Tell them.

No. Come on, please.

Get the fuck out of here.

All right, well, I mean, if I had to believe in... Something, you know, I

Yeah.

All right, I guess mermaids, all right?

Mermaids, really? Are you serious right now?

Logan, don't laugh. I mean, mermaids could exist.

All right, I need another beer. No, babe, we're just playing around with

Jessica?

Jessica!

Jessica!

Son of a bitch.

What have you done with him?

We're watching you, Mr. Barnacle.

Hey, baby.

Hi.

Thank you.

For what?

For putting up with me.

I've put you through so much this year, and I promise when we get back, I'm

going to cook you that pumpkin pie, and I'm going to have so much sex with you.

I love pumpkin pie.

I should be thanking you.

Why?

For marrying me.

Forever.

Forevermore.

You guys coming?

Where? We're checking out Area 51. Come on.

Come on, let's get kissed.

All right, is this even legal?

Yes, it's legal. We're just going to the gate.

Okay, but what if we drive past it? We're not going to drive past it. What

Babe, stop worrying, okay? We're going to be fine.

The radio's busted.

All right, how far is this place?

I don't know, maybe like another mile or so.

What the hell?

Oh my god, baby, just stop complaining!

It's not even that far of a drive! No, just look, alright? I think that car's

following us.

Yeah?

It's not slowing down.

Well, it looks like it.

Look at you.

Oh my god, look at you.

What? You've been jumpy ever since we got out here.

What now?

Aw, you're scared that aliens are gonna get us.

Alright, we're in the middle of nowhere, alright? And if anything happens to us,

I just... I don't know what I'd do, but it's a legitimate concern.

Alright, we're here.

Alright, have fun.

Oh, you're going down with me.

Come on, baby.

Alright, guys, so...

This is the east side gate of Area 51.

We're staying up at Mt. Teekaboo, which is actually the closest. Here we are at

Area 51 with my friends.

Say hi, everyone.

Hey. Hello.

Closest peak from which you can see the Area 51 site. Pretty cool.

Here's a dog. Can you take a photo of us?

Yeah, sure can.

Just don't cross that line or those camel dudes will get you.

Not duly noted.

Watch the line. Look happy.

Hey Karina, can you grab us a little bus?

Desmond, get off your phone. How do you even have service out here?

Hurry up.

Let's go to Area 51.

Yeah, sure you are.

Are those the camo dudes?

Looks like it.

Come on, man.

Don't go over there. Grab a photo of me crossing the line.

Rebel. Come back.

They're going to see you. They're not going to do a damn thing.

Damn it, Logan, they're coming.

Shit. All right, guys, we should go.

What are they going to do, kick me out?

Come on. Go, go.

See this truck?

Yeah. Baby, they're catching up.

They want us to pull over.

All right,

stop. Just stop.

All right.

They're pulling them over.

What? They're pulling them over. I don't think that's good.

Stay here.

Oh, my God.

Baby, it's fine. Baby, it's fine. No, no, no, no, no. It's baby.

Oh,

my gosh. He's such a freaking idiot.

It's fine. It's fine. Baby, it's fine.

You're not supposed to be out here. What are you guys doing here?

We're just out camping, man. We're just looking for aliens.

Looking for aliens.

That's it.

I need you to get the hell out of here. You hear me?

Absolutely. That's fine.

Go home.

We're good, Smith.

Get the hell out of here.

Thank you.

Shut the fuck up.

It's fine. We're all fine, okay?

All right.

Let's just get back to the campsite.

It's okay, all right?

Oh, yeah. You're cool. Just crack open another beer.

Relax. I didn't even do shit like I said they wouldn't.

You're so reckless, Logan. Batman.

Fine. We're all good now.

Don't tone it down a notch, would you? It's my business.

It's not a game. All right, man, fine.

Whatever. Jeez, relaxing out of a beer.

Yeah, you got another one of those, John?

Yeah, no problem, man.

So, how did you and Isabel meet?

Um, let me see.

Come on, you can't remember?

It was a long time ago.

I don't know. I remember it was in high school.

Yeah, well, Desmond and I met in high school, and his best friend Kyle

introduced us.

That's right.

Kyle Novak.

What an annoying asshole.

Why were we friends with him anyway?

Don't look at me. He was your best friend.

I was just friends with him by default because of Victoria.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot they dated.

How long ago?

That's so cute.

Our high school sweetheart.

Yeah, well, what about you two?

How'd you guys meet?

Ours was slightly less romantic.

I don't know what she's talking about. It was full of romance and passion.

No, John got wasted at a bar and then he hit on me.

Yeah, well, when you say it like that.

It's true.

All right, well, I was on leave, right?

It was my buddy's birthday, and we were at a bar, sipping whiskey as one does,

and I saw her. She was standing across the room, and she was the most beautiful

woman I'd ever seen.

And I knew right then, you know, that she was the one for me. I mean, it was

like, it was as if time had stood still.

You're so crazy.

I mean it. I know. I love you.

I love you forever.

Oh my god.

You guys are adorable.

So, uh, Logan.

What's your story?

You gonna settle down anytime soon?

No.

Aw, come on. There's gotta be a man, a woman.

You're funny, bro.

I'm not like that.

Besides, I've got something good going on.

Who wants to tell ghost stories?

I want Desmond to tell us more about the aliens.

What do you want to know? I've got hundreds of stories.

Okay, so you were talking about the great white? The tall white. Yeah.

Okay, so apparently there's a theory that there are five different alien

currently living among us, one of which...

is a tall wife. They're a tall humanoid species that has a Nordic resemblance.

So, okay, so what are the other kinds?

Mermaids?

No, actually, but there are reptilians.

Dude, come on, man. Like, you've heard of the lizard people that live

underground?

Yeah, I've heard some stories.

I've read some stories that say the reptilians control our government and

secret underground cities.

Okay, so what's that story about the Denver airport?

I read that there's a secret doomsday bunker under the Denver airport.

Is that true?

Yes, I believe it is actually. All right, see, that's cool. All right, I'm

to look that up when I get home. You should.

Okay, so what are the other kinds of aliens? Oh my gosh, it doesn't matter.

It's not real.

Explain to me again why it's so hard for you to believe that aliens currently

live among us.

Because. Entertain the idea just for a minute.

Why wouldn't aliens currently be living among us or watching us or even be

hidden in that secret bunker at Area 51?

All right.

Let's just think about it, all right? Let's think about it in reverse.

So you're going to tell me that, you know, we can fly to other planets,

with all this technology, and we're just going to land and just, like, say hey?

No, all right?

We're going to send satellites first. We're going to research.

We're going to learn.

We've got to make sure it's safe first.

And only then are we going to land and meet anyone.

It just wouldn't make sense.

Yeah, well, what if that's exactly what's happening now? What if they're

watching us?

Then we'd send satellites.

Maybe they have.

All right, then somebody with a telescope would have seen something.

I mean, maybe they see things all the time.

Yeah, people probably do see things and report it, but the media just makes them

out to be crazy. Yeah, I mean, if I told you I saw an alien, you would have me

committed.

Fuck.

If they were out there, I think it would be obvious.

Well, looks like we put these two out.

I'm going to turn in.

Y 'all have a good night.

Night. Night.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed too.

Alright.

You gonna put the fire out?

Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Mom.

You doing okay?

Yeah.

You weren't out there very long.

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to look at the stars.

You had to take a shit, didn't you?

Yeah.

I knew it.

Damn it.

Now I gotta pee.

What the hell is going on?

Were you two just... Oh, my God. This is not real.

Look, man, it's not real. You shut up!

Look, man, you... Justin, you did this to us! What did I do? Your fault!

How did I do this? How is this my fault? You've been treating me like this these

past few weeks. Never paid any attention to me. You're always on that fucking

phone. Oh, so you screw my cousin?

This is your just... Hey!

Chill out, dude.

Alright, chill out.

Desmond!

Desmond, it's not safe!

Should we go after him?

Alright.

Isabelle, Logan! Alright, we're going after him. Screw that, man. I'm not

over there now.

Just stay close to me, okay?

We're coming!

All right, all right. Everybody just chill out. I'm just going to go check it

out. Just like two seconds. No, no, no, no. I'm going to come.

Me too.

No, no, no, no. Listen, stay here just two seconds. I'm going to be right back.

No, no. I'm not letting you go out there. Listen, listen.

Listen.

Okay?

What is going to happen to you?

I just want you to just two seconds. Be right back.

Earth, Desmond. Okay.

I couldn't find Desmond. Look out!

What

the

hell is that?

John, get back in here!

We're getting out of here. I'm sorry.

Where'd she go?

I couldn't stop her!

All right, calm down, all right?

We just need to figure this out. Are they going to come after us? I don't

What are we going to do now?

Okay, we live three hours from here, so I think we should just head back and

just figure... No, no, no, no. I'm calling the police right now. I mean, if

aircraft really is from Area 51, there's going to be some government faction at

our door in no time.

When we get back, I'm going to call Anthony, okay?

All right?

He's going to know what to do.

Where are we? What are we doing?

Okay, this is the back of our house. All right, we're going to pop the beep.

You good?

Yeah.

Freeze.

Put your hands in the air and turn around and face us. All of you.

Don't say a word. Turn around.

Come on now, all right?

Did you find it?

No.

It's not here.

Go ahead, bring them in.

All right, listen up.

One of you assholes took something from the wreckage.

And we need it back. We need some shit.

Shut up.

This is illegal.

We need to do a damn thing.

I have a right to it.

Just give me a reason. Bring it on.

I'm going to sue you and you. You're both going down.

We need some shit.

What the hell? You pissed me off. I told you to calm down.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Come on, this is not what we talked about.

It's okay.

It's okay.

We're looking for one of these.

Came off the ship and crashed.

I think you know where one is.

Oh, so you do know.

No,

no, no.

So you're going to be reasonable now.

Do you have it?

It's in my back pocket. It's in my back pocket. All right, wait. Just let me get

it. Okay.

It's in my back pocket. Give it up.

Now. Okay.

Okay.

Drop it drop it.

I said drop it

Kick it to me.

Let's lose the holster as well.

I'm Detective Anthony Barker. Well, good for you. I don't give two shits.

Is this what you're signing up for, huh? To kill innocent people?

I'm just doing my job and following orders.

None of your business.

So shut up.

What are you, a mindless monkey?

I said shut up!

I'm sorry, I was never a good listener.

Okay? How about we let you get what you're looking for.

You go about your business and we act like this never happened and forget

it.

That ain't gonna happen.

Well, that's too bad.

The flash grenade must have blew his eardrums out.

Oh, my God.

John. Look, he can't hear you, okay? We need to go.

Look, get the thing they're after and I'll help John. Okay.

John, hold on, okay?

I got you, bud.

Maria? Maria?

And I knew right then that she was the one for me. I mean, it was like, it was

as if time had stood still.

Forevermore.

What happened? Karina, you're okay.

You're okay.

Karina, tell me what happened.

Oh, wow. And there's the welcoming committee.

I haven't even said anything yet.

My boyfriend, Desmond.

Glad you all could make it. And this is his cousin, Logan. He's visiting from

Florida. Oh, what are you doing up this way?

You know, anything to get away from the parents.

You still in college?

Working on my PhD.

Logan's going to be a doctor of microbiology.

Very impressive.

Thank you.

Well, I'm hungry.

Me too.

Yeah, let's go.

Back up.

Back up. Do it.

Back. Back.

Bones down.

Bones down. Back.

Back. Back. Back up. Back up.

There's just some crazy guy back there. Okay.

He was just yelling at me. I don't know what was up.

Don't go kicking his ass. Logan. Logan.

Logan. Logan.

Come on. Let's just get out of here. Come on.

Dude.

Okay,

so I didn't change completely.

Okay. Earplugs.

Okay, blood on the earplugs. Time travel.

Okay, time travel.

I didn't change.

Go to the earplugs. Okay, earplugs. Blood.

Wait, no, no. No, John and Karina.

Are they changing?

Possible change?

No, no, no.

Okay, let me think, let me think. What?

Oh, what?

You gotta get this, Anthony.

Okay.

We've been exposed.

Desmond, it's not safe!

Should we go after him?

I... I... Oh, my God.

All right.

It's about Logan, all right? We're going after him.

Screw that, man. I'm not going over there now.

Just stay close to me, okay?

We're coming!

Hello?

Can anyone hear me?

Hold on!

All right, listen up.

One of you assholes took something from the records.

We didn't do shit, man.

I'll shoot you.

This is illegal, all right? We didn't do a damn thing.

I have rights.

I'll do it.

Just give me a reason. He will.

Yeah, bring it on, asshole. I dare you, all right? I'm going to sue you. You're

going down, you piece of shit.

Drop it Drop it I Said

drop it How about we let you get what you're looking for

you go about your business that we act like this never happened and forget

it That's

too bad

fix it.

Is it done?

It is.

Only took five tries.