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Now, there are some feuds that transcend

Now, there are some feuds that transcend normal conflict and become an art form.

normal conflict and become an art form.

normal conflict and become an art form. And the master of this is Donald Trump.

And the master of this is Donald Trump.

And the master of this is Donald Trump. He knows the art of altercation, like

He knows the art of altercation, like

He knows the art of altercation, like the back of his totally normal hand.

the back of his totally normal hand.

the back of his totally normal hand. Trump's faced many worthy opponents,

Trump's faced many worthy opponents,

Trump's faced many worthy opponents, Hillary Clinton, laws, even his own

Hillary Clinton, laws, even his own

Hillary Clinton, laws, even his own neck, where he has a prolapsed pelvic

neck, where he has a prolapsed pelvic

neck, where he has a prolapsed pelvic floor.

floor.

floor. But one of his most personal feuds is

But one of his most personal feuds is

But one of his most personal feuds is with his own hometown, New York City.

with his own hometown, New York City.

with his own hometown, New York City. >> New York has a problem. This is now a

>> New York has a problem. This is now a

>> New York has a problem. This is now a city in decline. Filthy, dirty. The job

city in decline. Filthy, dirty. The job

city in decline. Filthy, dirty. The job they do is horrible. It has become a

they do is horrible. It has become a

they do is horrible. It has become a crimeinfested place. Mothers can't walk

crimeinfested place. Mothers can't walk

crimeinfested place. Mothers can't walk their children to the park without fear

their children to the park without fear

their children to the park without fear of being shot.

of being shot.

of being shot. >> It's a disturbing picture. Moms being

>> It's a disturbing picture. Moms being

>> It's a disturbing picture. Moms being stuck inside with their children all

stuck inside with their children all

stuck inside with their children all day.

day.

day. But Trump didn't always think New York

But Trump didn't always think New York

But Trump didn't always think New York was a New York, too. Back in the day, he

was a New York, too. Back in the day, he

was a New York, too. Back in the day, he thought it was an LA 10. I have a

thought it was an LA 10. I have a

thought it was an LA 10. I have a special interest in New York. New York

special interest in New York. New York

special interest in New York. New York City is a hot city. It's a great city.

City is a hot city. It's a great city.

City is a hot city. It's a great city. It's the greatest city in the world.

It's the greatest city in the world.

It's the greatest city in the world. There's a greater energy in New York.

There's a greater energy in New York.

There's a greater energy in New York. There's a greater verve or a greater

There's a greater verve or a greater

There's a greater verve or a greater drive. New York City is the hottest city

drive. New York City is the hottest city

drive. New York City is the hottest city in the world right now. You know, I

in the world right now. You know, I

in the world right now. You know, I happen to be the biggest developer in

happen to be the biggest developer in

happen to be the biggest developer in the hottest city, so that's a very cool

the hottest city, so that's a very cool

the hottest city, so that's a very cool thing.

thing.

thing. >> That's right. Not that long ago, Trump

>> That's right. Not that long ago, Trump

>> That's right. Not that long ago, Trump wanted to bang New York right in the

wanted to bang New York right in the

wanted to bang New York right in the Holland Tunnel.

Holland Tunnel.

Holland Tunnel. Sure, it wasn't a perfect relationship.

Sure, it wasn't a perfect relationship.

Sure, it wasn't a perfect relationship. There was the time in the 80s when Trump

There was the time in the 80s when Trump

There was the time in the 80s when Trump tried to evict his rent controlled

tried to evict his rent controlled

tried to evict his rent controlled tenants. Then there was the time he

tenants. Then there was the time he

tenants. Then there was the time he wrote a letter to the mayor complaining

wrote a letter to the mayor complaining

wrote a letter to the mayor complaining that hot dog vendors were, I you

that hot dog vendors were, I you

that hot dog vendors were, I you not, splattering ketchup and mustard on

not, splattering ketchup and mustard on

not, splattering ketchup and mustard on the sidewalk.

the sidewalk.

the sidewalk. To be fair, it was a travesty. Sidewalks

To be fair, it was a travesty. Sidewalks

To be fair, it was a travesty. Sidewalks are a sacred space where New Yorkers go

are a sacred space where New Yorkers go

are a sacred space where New Yorkers go to the bathroom.

to the bathroom.

to the bathroom. And things between Trump and New York

And things between Trump and New York

And things between Trump and New York almost came to a head in 2011 when Trump

almost came to a head in 2011 when Trump

almost came to a head in 2011 when Trump committed what can only be considered a

committed what can only be considered a

committed what can only be considered a New York City war crime. Trump and Palin

New York City war crime. Trump and Palin

New York City war crime. Trump and Palin shared a pizza for dinner, but using

shared a pizza for dinner, but using

shared a pizza for dinner, but using forks, not their hands.

forks, not their hands.

forks, not their hands. >> Eating pizza with a fork. A fork? No

>> Eating pizza with a fork. A fork? No

>> Eating pizza with a fork. A fork? No real New Yorker does that.

real New Yorker does that.

real New Yorker does that. >> Trump, what the is wrong with you?

>> Trump, what the is wrong with you?

>> Trump, what the is wrong with you? This was the one time you should have

This was the one time you should have

This was the one time you should have been getting handsy.

been getting handsy.

been getting handsy. But the but the true turning point was

But the but the true turning point was

But the but the true turning point was when Trump decided to run for president

when Trump decided to run for president

when Trump decided to run for president and he was confident that New York City

and he was confident that New York City

and he was confident that New York City would back their hometown hero.

would back their hometown hero.

would back their hometown hero. >> Don't forget

>> Don't forget

>> Don't forget Hillary.

Hillary.

Hillary. She's not a New Yorker. I'm a real New

She's not a New Yorker. I'm a real New

She's not a New Yorker. I'm a real New Yorker. Folks, you will never get more

Yorker. Folks, you will never get more

Yorker. Folks, you will never get more of a New Yorker if you want a president

of a New Yorker if you want a president

of a New Yorker if you want a president than you're getting with me.

than you're getting with me.

than you're getting with me. >> Technically, this was true. Trump lived

>> Technically, this was true. Trump lived

>> Technically, this was true. Trump lived in Manhattan. He's always sleepd

in Manhattan. He's always sleepd

in Manhattan. He's always sleepd deprived and he's in dire need of

deprived and he's in dire need of

deprived and he's in dire need of therapy. It doesn't get any more New

therapy. It doesn't get any more New

therapy. It doesn't get any more New York than that. So surely New York would

York than that. So surely New York would

York than that. So surely New York would back one of their own.

back one of their own.

back one of their own. >> Hillary Clinton received nearly 79%

>> Hillary Clinton received nearly 79%

>> Hillary Clinton received nearly 79% of the vote here. Donald Trump 18%.

of the vote here. Donald Trump 18%.

of the vote here. Donald Trump 18%. >> 18% in your home city. Only New York's

>> 18% in your home city. Only New York's

>> 18% in your home city. Only New York's worst enemies poll that low. Uh the

worst enemies poll that low. Uh the

worst enemies poll that low. Uh the Boston Red Sox or King Kong or any New

Boston Red Sox or King Kong or any New

Boston Red Sox or King Kong or any New York City apartment on any TV show.

York City apartment on any TV show.

York City apartment on any TV show. Monica Geller, get the out of here with

Monica Geller, get the out of here with

Monica Geller, get the out of here with your huge open floor plan. Okay. You

your huge open floor plan. Okay. You

your huge open floor plan. Okay. You shower in the kitchen like a real New

shower in the kitchen like a real New

shower in the kitchen like a real New Yorker. So, New York rejected Trump at

Yorker. So, New York rejected Trump at

Yorker. So, New York rejected Trump at the ballot box and like any great

the ballot box and like any great

the ballot box and like any great leader, he said, "Nuh-uh, you're not

leader, he said, "Nuh-uh, you're not

leader, he said, "Nuh-uh, you're not dumping me. I'm dumping you."

dumping me. I'm dumping you."

dumping me. I'm dumping you." >> Lifelong New Yorker, President Trump

>> Lifelong New Yorker, President Trump

>> Lifelong New Yorker, President Trump essentially broke up with his home state

essentially broke up with his home state

essentially broke up with his home state on Twitter. He's setting up his

on Twitter. He's setting up his

on Twitter. He's setting up his permanent residence in Florida where he

permanent residence in Florida where he

permanent residence in Florida where he owns multiple properties.

owns multiple properties.

owns multiple properties. >> He's leaving New York. So, I say good

>> He's leaving New York. So, I say good

>> He's leaving New York. So, I say good riddance. good riddance to Mr. Trump.

riddance. good riddance to Mr. Trump.

riddance. good riddance to Mr. Trump. >> Oh, poor Trump. Even his fellow perverts

>> Oh, poor Trump. Even his fellow perverts

>> Oh, poor Trump. Even his fellow perverts turned on him.

So, Donald Trump left New York for the

So, Donald Trump left New York for the safety of his survivalist bunker/golf

safety of his survivalist bunker/golf

safety of his survivalist bunker/golf resort, but he left behind his dearest

resort, but he left behind his dearest

resort, but he left behind his dearest loved ones, by which I mean his

loved ones, by which I mean his

loved ones, by which I mean his buildings. And New Yorkers promptly took

buildings. And New Yorkers promptly took

buildings. And New Yorkers promptly took the revenge, defacing anything left with

the revenge, defacing anything left with

the revenge, defacing anything left with his name on it. The Trump Soho in

his name on it. The Trump Soho in

his name on it. The Trump Soho in Manhattan is cutting ties with the

Manhattan is cutting ties with the

Manhattan is cutting ties with the president's organization and dropping

president's organization and dropping

president's organization and dropping the Trump name altogether.

the Trump name altogether.

the Trump name altogether. >> Residents at three New York City luxury

>> Residents at three New York City luxury

>> Residents at three New York City luxury apartment buildings are getting rid of

apartment buildings are getting rid of

apartment buildings are getting rid of their Trump signs and branding. There

their Trump signs and branding. There

their Trump signs and branding. There you have it. His name, his gold name

you have it. His name, his gold name

you have it. His name, his gold name comes down.

comes down.

comes down. That's right. New York was redacting

That's right. New York was redacting

That's right. New York was redacting Trump's name from things before it was

Trump's name from things before it was

Trump's name from things before it was cool.

And and you know how hard it is to take

And and you know how hard it is to take a name off a building in New York? My

a name off a building in New York? My

a name off a building in New York? My kid still goes to Woody Allen

kid still goes to Woody Allen

kid still goes to Woody Allen Elementary.

Elementary.

Elementary. Very awkward cheering for them at soccer

Very awkward cheering for them at soccer

Very awkward cheering for them at soccer games. But last year, New York delivered

games. But last year, New York delivered

games. But last year, New York delivered its most devastating blow in the courts.

its most devastating blow in the courts.

its most devastating blow in the courts. >> A New York jury found President Donald

>> A New York jury found President Donald

>> A New York jury found President Donald Trump guilty on all 34 counts. This

Trump guilty on all 34 counts. This

Trump guilty on all 34 counts. This makes him the first president to be

makes him the first president to be

makes him the first president to be convicted of a crime.

convicted of a crime.

convicted of a crime. >> 34 felony counts. Sorry, Donald. Looks

>> 34 felony counts. Sorry, Donald. Looks

>> 34 felony counts. Sorry, Donald. Looks like New York ended your political

like New York ended your political

like New York ended your political career. Pack it up and go home.

career. Pack it up and go home.

career. Pack it up and go home. >> President-elect taking the oath of

>> President-elect taking the oath of

>> President-elect taking the oath of office and moving back into the White

office and moving back into the White

office and moving back into the White House.

House.

House. >> No, not that home.

>> No, not that home.

>> No, not that home. >> And since his re-election, Donald J.

>> And since his re-election, Donald J.

>> And since his re-election, Donald J. Trump's anger has only gotten more

Trump's anger has only gotten more

Trump's anger has only gotten more unhinged. He's cut federal funding for

unhinged. He's cut federal funding for

unhinged. He's cut federal funding for the city's infrastructure. He's deployed

the city's infrastructure. He's deployed

the city's infrastructure. He's deployed ice into the streets of New York. But

ice into the streets of New York. But

ice into the streets of New York. But New York's dealing with it the way only

New York's dealing with it the way only

New York's dealing with it the way only New York can.

New York can.

New York can. >> New York has a new folk hero, the polka

>> New York has a new folk hero, the polka

>> New York has a new folk hero, the polka dot dress lady. During that ice raid on

dot dress lady. During that ice raid on

dot dress lady. During that ice raid on Canal Street, Polka Dot dress lady

Canal Street, Polka Dot dress lady

Canal Street, Polka Dot dress lady calmly stared down armed officers and

calmly stared down armed officers and

calmly stared down armed officers and flipped them off.

>> That's right. That's right. And is there

>> That's right. That's right. And is there anything more New York than a

anything more New York than a

anything more New York than a well-dressed woman flipping the bird

well-dressed woman flipping the bird

well-dressed woman flipping the bird without even once letting her tote bag

without even once letting her tote bag

without even once letting her tote bag touch the mustardcoed sidewalk?

So, what will the next altercation in

So, what will the next altercation in this feud be? Will New York force Donald

this feud be? Will New York force Donald

this feud be? Will New York force Donald Trump to watch a Jets game? Will Will

Trump to watch a Jets game? Will Will

Trump to watch a Jets game? Will Will Trump release Giuliani into the subway

Trump release Giuliani into the subway

Trump release Giuliani into the subway system?

system?

system? Will this battle rage on? Or will we

Will this battle rage on? Or will we

Will this battle rage on? Or will we finally be able to stick a faulk in it?

finally be able to stick a faulk in it?

finally be able to stick a faulk in it? Only time will tell. I'm Desi Leic. Now

Only time will tell. I'm Desi Leic. Now

Only time will tell. I'm Desi Leic. Now get out of here. We're fighting.