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Democratic socialist Zoran Mamani set to

Democratic socialist Zoran Mamani set to lead New York City on the 1st of

lead New York City on the 1st of

lead New York City on the 1st of January. An actual communist jihadist. A

January. An actual communist jihadist. A

January. An actual communist jihadist. A literal Karl Marx quoting Americanhating

literal Karl Marx quoting Americanhating

literal Karl Marx quoting Americanhating jihadist.

jihadist.

jihadist. >> Attention New Yorkers. The next stop on

>> Attention New Yorkers. The next stop on

>> Attention New Yorkers. The next stop on this train will be communist

this train will be communist

this train will be communist Afghanistan. What can New Yorkers expect

Afghanistan. What can New Yorkers expect

Afghanistan. What can New Yorkers expect from Mayor Khaled Shake Mao Hammed?

from Mayor Khaled Shake Mao Hammed?

from Mayor Khaled Shake Mao Hammed? Well, I've been watching Fox News for

Well, I've been watching Fox News for

Well, I've been watching Fox News for 1,848

1,848

1,848 hours straight and I'm ready to foxplain

hours straight and I'm ready to foxplain

hours straight and I'm ready to foxplain Zorhan Miami.

New York City has had some incredible

New York City has had some incredible mayors in the past, like Rudy Giuliani.

mayors in the past, like Rudy Giuliani.

mayors in the past, like Rudy Giuliani. And that's it. End of list. But this new

And that's it. End of list. But this new

And that's it. End of list. But this new mayor, Zultar Mommy Daddy, is every

mayor, Zultar Mommy Daddy, is every

mayor, Zultar Mommy Daddy, is every enemy of America rolled into one.

enemy of America rolled into one.

enemy of America rolled into one. >> He is a socialist.

>> He is a socialist.

>> He is a socialist. >> I refuse to call him socialist. He's

>> I refuse to call him socialist. He's

>> I refuse to call him socialist. He's really a communist.

really a communist.

really a communist. >> He's not only a communist, he's a

>> He's not only a communist, he's a

>> He's not only a communist, he's a jihadist.

jihadist.

jihadist. >> I've categorized him as a terrorist.

>> I've categorized him as a terrorist.

>> I've categorized him as a terrorist. >> Shamani is every bad word that ends in

>> Shamani is every bad word that ends in

>> Shamani is every bad word that ends in is. socialist, communist, jihadist,

is. socialist, communist, jihadist,

is. socialist, communist, jihadist, terrorist, sierist, and worst of all,

terrorist, sierist, and worst of all,

terrorist, sierist, and worst of all, he's a lyricist.

he's a lyricist.

he's a lyricist. >> Go ahead, make a rap for your naughty.

>> Go ahead, make a rap for your naughty.

>> Go ahead, make a rap for your naughty. >> That was awful. He's certainly not as

>> That was awful. He's certainly not as

>> That was awful. He's certainly not as good as any of the rappers I enjoy, like

good as any of the rappers I enjoy, like

good as any of the rappers I enjoy, like Mmore. And that's it. End of list. And

Mmore. And that's it. End of list. And

Mmore. And that's it. End of list. And look, I don't want to bring up 9/11, but

look, I don't want to bring up 9/11, but

look, I don't want to bring up 9/11, but the Democrats have given me no choice.

the Democrats have given me no choice.

the Democrats have given me no choice. >> Fewer than 25 years removed from 9/11.

>> Fewer than 25 years removed from 9/11.

>> Fewer than 25 years removed from 9/11. If you would have told me 24 years after

If you would have told me 24 years after

If you would have told me 24 years after 9/11 that somebody that was that

9/11 that somebody that was that

9/11 that somebody that was that radicalized would win this dramatically,

radicalized would win this dramatically,

radicalized would win this dramatically, I uh I wouldn't have believed it.

I uh I wouldn't have believed it.

I uh I wouldn't have believed it. >> 24 years after 9/11, 23 years after the

>> 24 years after 9/11, 23 years after the

>> 24 years after 9/11, 23 years after the first anniversary of 9/11, 17 years

first anniversary of 9/11, 17 years

first anniversary of 9/11, 17 years after the theatrical release of You

after the theatrical release of You

after the theatrical release of You Don't Mess with the Zohan, you're

Don't Mess with the Zohan, you're

Don't Mess with the Zohan, you're messing with the Zoran. And look, I

messing with the Zoran. And look, I

messing with the Zoran. And look, I don't mean to trivialize that horrible

don't mean to trivialize that horrible

don't mean to trivialize that horrible day, but bringing up one of America's

day, but bringing up one of America's

day, but bringing up one of America's greatest tragedies to score cheap

greatest tragedies to score cheap

greatest tragedies to score cheap political points is our duty as

political points is our duty as

political points is our duty as Americans. But even more than anger,

Americans. But even more than anger,

Americans. But even more than anger, this election makes me sad.

this election makes me sad.

this election makes me sad. >> You can't imagine how disappointed I am.

>> You can't imagine how disappointed I am.

>> You can't imagine how disappointed I am. It's a very, very sad night.

It's a very, very sad night.

It's a very, very sad night. >> I have friends of mine in New York. My

>> I have friends of mine in New York. My

>> I have friends of mine in New York. My phone is blowing up. They are officially

phone is blowing up. They are officially

phone is blowing up. They are officially depressed and scared.

depressed and scared.

depressed and scared. >> Sean Hannity's friends are going through

>> Sean Hannity's friends are going through

>> Sean Hannity's friends are going through it. They are depressed. They are scared.

it. They are depressed. They are scared.

it. They are depressed. They are scared. They are behind on child support. Oh, I

They are behind on child support. Oh, I

They are behind on child support. Oh, I just got a text from one of Han's

just got a text from one of Han's

just got a text from one of Han's friends, too. That's a penis.

friends, too. That's a penis.

friends, too. That's a penis. Republicans are the party of strong

Republicans are the party of strong

Republicans are the party of strong alpha males, and someone is making them

alpha males, and someone is making them

alpha males, and someone is making them cry like little babies with wet little

cry like little babies with wet little

cry like little babies with wet little diapos. And look, we all know that right

diapos. And look, we all know that right

diapos. And look, we all know that right now New York is a conservative utopia

now New York is a conservative utopia

now New York is a conservative utopia that Republicans have never ever

that Republicans have never ever

that Republicans have never ever complained about. Not once, not one

complained about. Not once, not one

complained about. Not once, not one time. But now all that is over.

time. But now all that is over.

time. But now all that is over. >> I am so glad I don't live there now.

>> I am so glad I don't live there now.

>> I am so glad I don't live there now. That city is going to go straight down

That city is going to go straight down

That city is going to go straight down the tubes.

the tubes.

the tubes. >> His win still sets the stage for a large

>> His win still sets the stage for a large

>> His win still sets the stage for a large mass exodus out of New York. We lost New

mass exodus out of New York. We lost New

mass exodus out of New York. We lost New York. It will be completely Muslim in

York. It will be completely Muslim in

York. It will be completely Muslim in three or four years.

three or four years.

three or four years. >> You can tell people what how many loaves

>> You can tell people what how many loaves

>> You can tell people what how many loaves of bread we can have in New York City.

of bread we can have in New York City.

of bread we can have in New York City. It is ludicrous.

It is ludicrous.

It is ludicrous. >> Tell New Yorkers how many loaves of

>> Tell New Yorkers how many loaves of

>> Tell New Yorkers how many loaves of bread they can have at the Times Square

bread they can have at the Times Square

bread they can have at the Times Square Olive Garden. The bread is unlimited and

Olive Garden. The bread is unlimited and

Olive Garden. The bread is unlimited and in stick form. Hey, hey, listen up. A

in stick form. Hey, hey, listen up. A

in stick form. Hey, hey, listen up. A million people will leave New York.

million people will leave New York.

million people will leave New York. Apartments will be vacant. Landlords

Apartments will be vacant. Landlords

Apartments will be vacant. Landlords will have to lower the rents, making

will have to lower the rents, making

will have to lower the rents, making housing more affordable, which is bad.

housing more affordable, which is bad.

housing more affordable, which is bad. Hey, Zultar Puff Daddy. How about

Hey, Zultar Puff Daddy. How about

Hey, Zultar Puff Daddy. How about instead of focusing on ridiculous

instead of focusing on ridiculous

instead of focusing on ridiculous giveaways like free buses, you focus on

giveaways like free buses, you focus on

giveaways like free buses, you focus on achievable policy goals like acquiring

achievable policy goals like acquiring

achievable policy goals like acquiring Greenland? So, listen up Zoom call mom

Greenland? So, listen up Zoom call mom

Greenland? So, listen up Zoom call mom Donnie. If you think you're going to

Donnie. If you think you're going to

Donnie. If you think you're going to impose Sharia communism in New York,

impose Sharia communism in New York,

impose Sharia communism in New York, then I got a message for you from Sean

then I got a message for you from Sean

then I got a message for you from Sean Hannity's scared depressed friend.

Hannity's scared depressed friend.

Hannity's scared depressed friend. That's another penis.