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He played in the NHL, and she name
-dropped Steve Carell.

It's Watch What Happens Live with Lisa
Barlow and Sean Avery now.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Watch What
Happens Live. I'm your host, Andy Cohen,

live in the Bravo Clubhouse in the
waning hours of September.

Please welcome Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City, Lisa Barlow.

Tonight, Lisa's go -to legal response
slash specialty cocktail was, quote, a

fanciful tale.

Not to be outdone, my next guest is out
with an angsty, sensual tale complete

with fast -paced drama both on and off
the ice. The novel is called Summer

Skate. It's out now by NHL's great and
my pal, Sean Avery. Hey, Sean.

I mean, Sean, it's a fictional story of
a hockey player who has an affair with a

married woman in the Hampton.

Is this about you?

No, no, no.

You have not had an affair with a
married woman in the Hampton? My dad

don't drink and drive and don't sleep
with a married woman.

All right. Hey, folks at home, do me a
favor. Pick up your phone and get on

.TV because we have a lot of polls
coming your way in just a second. Don't

forget to tweet me your questions for
Lisa and Sean at Andy. Or if you're on

thread, send them to at Bravo Andy all
night long.

Before we go any further, we need to
talk about a moment that's gone viral.

Eagle -eyed viewers noticed that last
week you're confessional. You appear to

have only one smoky eye.

Can you tell us what happened?

I love my glam team. I would never throw
anyone under the bus. Sounds like

you're about to.

It wasn't one of my best looks. It's
kind of K -pop -ish.

Oh, so that was meant to be.

Not intentional.

We had a redo.

Sean, did it land for you? It's just an
incredible oversight.

Yes, it actually is, if you think about
it. Yeah, I mean, it is, if you think

about it. Are you still working with
that glam team? I love her, yes.

Everyone has bad days.

Yes. You know, you threw out the term
gout dick suckers. It just came rolling

off your... Sean, you're one of the
great trash talkers in the NHL. And you

heard gout dick sucker?

I mean, it gave me chills. Right. What
an incredible delivery.

You know, you leaned into it, and then I
could see your feet get heavy, and you

doubled down on it. Yes. It just came
from, I don't even know what it means.

Yes. It's incredible. That was just
swimming around your brain, Lisa? I

just came to me. By the way, look at
that Kerastase Thermatique hair.

Can I touch it?

Wow. It's like glass. It's incredible.

Okay, I want to go to, guess what, you
guys? It is time to...

First up, Lisa's smoky eye, hot or not?

Sean, did it land? Was it actually hot?
Yeah. You thought it was hot? Yes. Yes.

The audience disagrees, unfortunately.

Okay, but I think Lisa may not totally
agree either.

We witnessed a three -on -one scuffle at
lunch tonight, so tell us whose side

are you on, Lisa's or Bronwyn and Angie
and Whitney's?

Sean, I mean, you're sitting next to
her. It's going to be hard to choose the

other ladies.

No, I have no problem. I always lose the
poll. I have no problem. taking a hard

position on this. There's three of them.
You don't gang up like that.

Okay. He doesn't like a gang up. You
don't like a gang up. No. The audience

like a gang up. Our next poll is, does
Lisa have a very different life from the

rest of the world? Oh, yeah. You have a
very different life. I only do big

things, baby.

Did you say baby?

Yeah, I only do big things. I only do
big things. I don't know if I said baby.

should have added baby on there. What a
line.

How is your... life so different from
the other way i mean there's so many

reasons i have been doing big things
before the show okay with big deal

i'm not gonna name drop anymore but yeah
yeah it's a big deal i live i'm gonna

like double down on this okay two feet
on the ground i'm standing on business

okay the audience is saying no up next
poster boards win you over as solid

evidence yes or no now this is one

I don't know.

I guess they were all dismissed. That
was your point? The whole point was that

all the lawsuits are dismissed but one,
and they dug and dug and dug.

Right. They went back a few years.
Right. Sometimes you've got to simplify

Right. Okay. Did she land the plane for
you, Sean? Yeah, absolutely. Yes, the

audience isn't there again.

Lisa split the women into teams tonight.
So who would you rather have? Hang out

with Team Lisa, Heather, Mary, and
Meredith, or Team D, Bronwyn, Angie,

Brittany, and Whitney.

Whose team are you hanging out with?

Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Oh, the audience is on TV.

And finally, the Salt Lake City

taglines. Went live today, so who has
the best one? Now, this is, I'm very

pleased with this crop of taglines. I
loved all the taglines. I did, too. I

loved all of my options, too. Good,
good. I mean, it was hard to choose just

one. I know, you had some good options.

I do big things, obviously, Wednesdays,
right? Yeah, I know. Well, no, hers is I

Go the Distance. Oh, wow. Yours was from
last season.

You guys are going with Mary, and I'm
going to really.

applaud that because that was a mary
tagline from last season that we didn't

that i asked them to bring back for mary
because it was too good um it's i just

uh i i just want to eat drink and be
mary i mean what's a better tagline

you for voting everybody

Okay, at Lisa's chaotic lunch tonight,
the poor waitress tried in vain to take

everyone's order through shrieks and
storm outs, but tonight's bartender

feeds his guests before all hell breaks
loose. Pick up his new cookbook, Dinner

Party Animal, recipes to make every day
a celebration. Now today, say hi to Jake

Cohen. Hey, Jake. Hi.

I got to tell you, Jake, I stole a bite
of that amazing cake. What kind of cake

is that? It's a chocolate cake. If you
turn the book around, you'll see me

posing. Oh, there it is. Oh, look at
him.

There are even a couple of housewife
cameos in the book. Oh, good.

Jill Zarin and Aaron Leach. Very good.

Okay, tonight, Heather Gay wondered if
Lisa was either under financial

living a lie, or under attack.

despite the fact that Lisa repeatedly
told Heather, I'm fine, while bursting

into tears last week. So let's let Baby
Gorgeous speak for herself.

I love that. With... Defend your
character while free!

Okay, Lisa, we are only three episodes
in, but I want you to defend your

so far this season.

Defend not attending Angie's Class A
getaway.

I mean, I would much rather be at South
by Southwest doing Blake Lively's

premiere, Ben Affleck's premiere, seeing
Anna Kendrick, not getting dirty,

wearing beautiful outfits, and having
great drinks and eats.

Okay. Defend really knowing Ben Affleck
and Blake Lively. I don't know them. I

went to their premieres. My company does
a lot of premieres. Okay.

Defend calling Bronwyn a gout dick
sucker.

I mean, she's a gout dick sucker.

Sean, what is a gout dick?

Did she marry a builder?

No, just a really... Okay, what is a
gout dick?

I mean, you can Google it. Okay. There's
pictures, so you have to be prepared.

There are pictures. Oh, wow.

There's visuals. Okay. Yeah. Well, with
this, which, you know, I mean, listen, I

know my way around a dick, but I don't
want to be a gout dick.

Thank God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Maybe that's a good Housewives
tagline for me. I know my way around a

dick, but I've never seen a gout dick.

I don't know.

Defend printing out posters of not only
your court records, but photos of you

and John at a jazz game and on a yacht.
Now, where did the photos?

I do big things. Was that for color? No,
I do big things. Oh, okay. I think they

just needed to see it. Oh, okay. Good.

Okay. We're on yachts often. Yes, I see
that. And that comes up again when you

all go on the below deck yacht.

Defend name dropping all of the
celebrity clients you're working with.

Well, that's easy. I'm so proud of the
people I work with and the work that

do. I mean, we have Sean in a film
coming out soon. I'm so honored to be

any talent that works super hard. Thank
you very much, Lisa Barlow. She defended

everything.

Sean has spent a good chunk of his life
on the ice, but now he's about to skate

circles around America's favorite
snowflakes. Sean, you're caught up on

Lake City.

It's time to get into it. Besides Lisa,
who is your favorite Salt Lake City wife

so far this season?

You know, Heather has a nice sort of – I
like Heather. Yeah. I like Heather.

What did you make of Bronwyn bringing up
Lisa's lawsuits on the camping trip?

You know, Bronwyn, she's got a little
bit of the –

Devil inside.

She has the devil inside.

Okay.

What was your reaction to Whitney
immediately opening up about her failed

business? You know, listen, I think part
of being on television and on this type

of show, you have to be vulnerable. You
have to be able to live and just like we

all have tough days. After seeing the
camping trip, would you let Angie plan

your next event?

No, but was there a tie -in with Camper
World?

No,

I don't think so. I don't know that that
was an integration.

Will, what was your reaction to Bronwyn
owning up to lying about the $4 million

necklace?

Well, I mean,

she got caught.

You can't get anything by TikTok
anymore.

There you go.

All right. Coming up, we have more with
Lisa and Sean. You should stop and buy

later this week.

Don't go anywhere.

Welcome back to What's Up on the Drive.
I'm Andy Cohen, live in the Bubble

Clubhouse with Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City, Lisa Barlow.

And the author of Summer Skate, it's
Sean Avery.

Guess what? Everyone in the audience is
getting a copy of Summer Skate by Sean

Avery.

Over at the bar, you're going to want to
get his cookbook, Dinner Party Animal.

It's out now. Hey, Jake Cohen.

Great to see you.

Um, drinking game reminder, if you are
21 or over, anytime you hear this word,

drink beer like you're a stout dick,
sucker.

Lisa, one thing that had the internet in
a tizzy last week was when you and

Heather were getting eyed by the woman
at the table next to you during your sit

-down. Oh, well, it...

Did you realize?

No, not at all. Okay. It was so quiet?

So quiet. Why was it so quiet?

Probably because we were loud. Oh,
right.

Sean, Kelly B texted, as a former New
York Ranger, what was your reaction to

Luann De La Seps getting pissed at Kelly
B for not bringing her to games to meet

guys? And would you say it's a great
place for single gals to meet guys,

games? Absolutely.

Yes. Yeah, and you know what? Luann
should be pissed.

I feel like, yeah. Do we think there are
gay guys playing in the NHL?

100%. Really?

Yeah. Wow.

You once said that those locker rooms
are like the gayest place you've ever

been. Very gay.

Wow.

All right. Any gout dick?

No. Not yet. Okay.

Let's go to the fans. It's Hannah from
Queens in our studio audience with a

question for Lisa. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Andy.
Hi, Lisa. Hi, Sean.

My question's for Lisa. Okay.

I'm wondering, why is Bronwyn coming at
you so hard right out of the gate?

You know, the season just started, and
why is she doing this? I think it's

retaliation for calling her out on the
jewelry.

But she lied to, like, Andy's face, my
face, everybody else's face. She went on

file files and was like, it's a dick
-measuring competition that Todd can buy

a $4 million necklace.

And I didn't even show receipts.

I let you read them, but I didn't share
them with anybody else, but I think it's

total retaliatory.

Okay. Let's take a virtual.

She's going to make me look bad. I also
think she's trying to get ahead of

something. Mm -hmm. Oh.

Well, keep watching this season.

Let's take a virtual fan question. We
have Rachel and Kenzie from Cleveland

a question for Sean Avery. His book,
Summer Skate, is out now.

Hi, Andy. Hi, baby gorgeous.

Hi, Sean. Our question is for you.

How did your cameo in Happy Gilmore 2
come together? And what was the best

about being on set with Adam Sandler?

So I actually didn't get to work with
Sandler, but I'll tell you what's

incredible about the Sandman.

The next morning after I had worked, I
woke up and I had a text message from

Adam Sandler saying, hey, sorry I didn't
get to spend the day on set.

Thanks for coming out, the Sandman.

That tells you all you need to know
about Adam's family.

Apparently. Like the greatest guy ever.

Yes. Yeah. All right. Thank you, fans.

Lisa, this is a good question. Monica S.
wants to know, watching the camping

trip back, do you now feel like Meredith
stuck up for you? I do.

You do? I do.

Meredith's a great friend to me. What
was the most shocking thing you saw from

that trip?

Being compared to Jen Shah? I mean, when
they got out of the camper and I saw

the mud and... But, like, you know,
being compared to Jen Shah wasn't nice.

defamatory.

It's a lie.

Not even close.

There's a big difference between civil
and criminal allegations, and I don't

have criminal allegations.

Yeah, I mean, Jen Shah's in jail with
Elizabeth Holmes. I know. Yeah. And a

others, like... Yeah, and Ms.

Maxwell. Yes, and Ms. Maxwell.

Right. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a big difference.

It wasn't nice.

Okay. It was defamatory.

Okay. So far this season, Lisa has had
no problem dropping celebrity names like

Ben Affleck and Blake Lively, but she
occasionally struggled to pronounce

Like an A -lister, she called Ramsey
Yousef. Well, I'm about to be the name

dropper for a game of...

I'm going to throw out some iconic
people. Sean's going to guess if Lisa

has met each one, then Lisa will reveal.

Okay, Sean, has Lisa met Demi Moore?

Yes.

I have. Oh, wow.

She came to my lounge when I owned
silver.

Okay, there you go.

What's silver?

I used to have a restaurant on Main
before Premier called Silver.

Okay. And I did a lot with, like, Kevin
Huvane, CAA. Yes. Oh, my God. Kevin got

name drops on watching of his live.

Hey, Kevin. Kevin watches every night.

That's me, Kevin. Okay,

is Lisa Matt Matt Damon?

No. No. No.

I haven't met Matt. Okay.

Has Lisa met a Kardashian, Sean?

100%. I just messaged a little with
Khloe on Instagram, but I've never met

in person. That counts.

She lives by my friend at the Madison
Club, and I'm dying to meet her and go

there because my friend knows her.

Okay. Sean, do you think Lisa has met an
astronaut?

No. I don't know. No.

Well, have you met Gayle King or Katy
Perry?

Oh, no, I haven't. Oh, okay.

I would have known an astronaut. Has
Lisa met a secret life of Mormon wife,

lady? Oh, for sure, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm friends with
Demi.

Okay. Has Lisa met J -Lo, who's on this
show, in two weeks? Yeah, 100%. I have

met J -Lo because my neighbor, David
Loeffler, used to do all of her tours.

And it's just a fact.

Yeah. And so I get to go to her concert
and meet her, yes. Okay. I love J -Lo.

Yes. Sean, has Lisa met a member of a
boy band?

Yeah, I see you had a little bit of New
Kids probably in your part back in the

day. Yeah, it's oh my gosh, right on.
New Kids on the Block.

What, you've met the New Kids? I went to
their concert and I sang every song.

Well, okay, but you went to their,
that's not, but did you meet them?

Yeah. Well, wait, you were in the
audience singing their song? No, I got

them too. But that doesn't mean you met
them. I got to meet them too. You did?

Yes, they came right up to me where they
were singing. We were singing together

for a second.

No, Donnie Wahlberg. I did love Donnie.
Yeah, no, I don't doubt it. I mean, you

know, I went to a Cher show.

But I didn't care.

Yeah, we sang a bar together. All right,
okay.

Has Lisa met a ghost, Sean?

A who?

A ghost.

A ghost? Yeah.

In Utah? I need an answer. Yeah.

No, not yet. I think I have one in my
house. Oh, you do? Okay. Yeah, I really

do. There you go. That I believe more
than the new kids. All right. We're

to leave it there. We'll be right back
with my mom for the day.

Coming up,

coming up, coming up.

Welcome back to What's On Apple Drive.
I'm Andy

Cohen with Lisa, Sean, and Jake at the
bar. Sean, is that your second piece of

cake? Hot gay chef.

Sean, John D. wants to know, when you
were playing hockey, what were your

thoughts on having sex before or after a
big game?

Yeah.

Sean, Raquel, I wants to know which city
had the best fans from the teams you

played on between Detroit, L .A.,
Dallas, and New York. New York has the

fans. Who has the worst fans?

Philadelphia. Okay.

Lisa, Emily Murphy on Twitter said,
please ask Lisa why she invited the

over for clarity. Then immediately told
Bronwyn it was none of her effing

business.

Well, I just felt like they weren't
listening.

I felt like I was giving them clarity,
and then they're like, what? What? And

I'm like, I don't know how many other
ways to describe.

Like, there's a judge stamp that says
dismiss. By the way, she had an amazing

dress on, and Bronwyn's dress was...

What is with the dress?

Sean has issues with Bronwyn's clothes.

Too much.

Too much. Tone it down. How does she
even buy that stuff in Salt Lake?

There's stores in Salt Lake. She goes
beyond Salt Lake. Yeah, we have to ship

stuff in. They ship stuff in. It is time
for my muscle of the day. It goes to

Taylor Swift for becoming the first and
only female artist in history to have

sold over 100 million certified albums.

I cannot imagine how Taylor must be
reacting to this news, but I can try.

Do I have money?

Yes! Do I love my business? Yes!

Am I proud of what I accomplished? Yes!

I do it again. That's how Taylor feels.

Tonight, Shako goes to the news that
Nicole Kidman has reportedly filed for

divorce from her husband, Keith Urban,
after 19 years of marriage.

I think this was all of us when we first
heard the news.

Yes.

It's going to be okay.

I'm fine. No, I'm totally fine.

We love you, Nicole Kidman. You can wear
heels again.

I want to thank Lisa Barlow, Sean Avery,
and Jake Cohen for being here on the

Word of the Night with Bronwyn. We've
done it seven times.

You've been playing our drinking game,
No Driving.

Tomorrow night, Mariah Carey is here at
10 o 'clock.

Watch our after show on Facebook Live
now.

Get Sean's book, everybody.

Get Jake's cookbook, too.

Thanks, baby gorgeous.