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She's got a new horror flick coming out,
and Lisa said she likes her dick with

gout.

It's Watch What Happens Live with
Bronwyn Newport and Madeline Patch now.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Watcher
Number 5. I'm your host, Andy Cohen,

the Bravo Clubhouse from the Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City. Give it up

Bronwyn Newport. Hey, Bronwyn.

And while Lisa accused Bronwyn of
loitering, I'm happy to have my next

stay a while. Her new movie, The
Strangers, Chapter 2, it's theaters

this Friday. Please welcome Madelaine
Pesce.

Hi, Madelaine.

Great to see you.

And, I mean, I can't believe it. He
designed your dress, and he's in our

audience. Christian Siriano.

Hey, folks at home, fire up WWHL .TV
because we have a lot of polls coming

way in just a second. Don't forget to
tweet me your questions at Andy if you

still on that cesspool known as Twitter.

Questions for Bronwyn and Madeline.

Madeline, all night long, Christian,
your fashion show was a murderer's row

superstars. Congratulations.

I mean, Ron would just stand up and do a
twirl because this is fresh off his

wife.

There you go. And we will not forget
that Christian said that you pay all

bills and you buy everything.

Enough so that he's here tonight.

And will he be gifting you that dress
tonight?

No, I'm going to have to pay for this.
Yeah, she stole that out of the

Okay, there you go. And I sent those
shoes, too. There you go. He did send me

the shoes, too. Okay, very good. And you
will work out a deal with Madeline

after the show. Yes, you will.

You can have it for free, babe.

Oh!

Okay, guys.

It is time to...

First up on WWHL .TV, whose side are you
on, Bronwyn's or Lisa's? Madeline.

Bronwyn, obviously.

Okay, right. She's sitting next to you.
Yeah, she has to say that. Okay,

okay.

And the audience is two. Wow, very good.
Okay.

We know how Lisa feels, but do you
agree? Was Bronwyn trying to annihilate

on the camping trip, yes or no? Now, do
you think you at all went too hard on

her when she wasn't around watching it
back?

uncool to talk about them when they're
not there, but she could have come. I

know if I don't show up, they're going
to go for me.

Yeah, so she should be an old pro at
this.

That's totally fair, actually. Yeah, be
there and control the narrative if you

want. And y 'all do not think Bronwyn
was trying to annihilate Lisa.

I am hopeful, but what do you guys
think? Will Bronwyn and Heather's

last? Yes or no? Now, I like seeing you
two together. I like seeing you two make

up. Were you gratifying? after that
happened?

Yes, and I am doing my best to stay in
Heather's good graces. Okay.

Wish me luck. Well, the audience isn't
giving you much luck. They say

not. It's not going to last.

Well, it was short -lived then. Okay.
Stay on WWHL .TV and tell us who is

guiltiest of word salad.

Angie, Brittany, Bronwyn, Heather, Lisa,
Mary, Meredith, or Whitney. I believe

that was what Heather said about you
tonight. Heather said about me, yes.

Who do you think is guiltiest of word
salad? salad.

Lisa Barlow. You do?

Okay. I'm so scared of her fans coming
for me.

It'll be a nice break for me to come for
you.

The audience really agrees with that as
well, and Lisa does have a lot of fans,

so, you know, there you go. Next up,
Bronwyn's dress to the Saturday social.

Costume or couture? I mean, be careful.
Christian's here tonight. Is that a

Christian Siriano dress?

Christian,

defend your dress.

No, literally, that dress is so
expensive and so hard to make. I'm going

her.

How much does that dress retail for, if
I can ask? Like $9 ,800, maybe like $10

,000. Wow.

It is so much work. Are you kidding me?
No doubt. All your dresses are. Okay,

but also, you almost got a cameo. I text
Christian. I said, I'm wearing this

dress. I'm going to a party.

Todd will no longer sew clothes with the
women. He was going to be my date that

night. I was. And then I decided.

Live reaction.

All right.

It's couture, says the audience, and
they know what they're talking about.

Finally on a scale from one to ten. How
would you rate gout dick sucker as an

insult? What do you mean?

Madeline, where are you going here?
That's a ten out of ten insult. Ten out

ten. How do they come up with this? It's
incredible.

It is something that you wouldn't.

You wouldn't think of it, right? I mean,
I had not thought of it. I have to give

her credit. It was creative.

Yes. I'm true, but it's creative. Okay.
No, good for her. I did like you saying

that you do like dick. I suck dick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a late night

Raise your hand in here if you don't.
Long -suffering Todd is backstage.

Yes, he is. Poor Todd.

You know, by the way, most...

House husbands, they want to be in that
front row. Much respect for Todd for

staying out of the fray tonight. Well, I
mean, can you blame him? No!

All right. Thank you very much for
voting.

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What are those? Sesame noodles with
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It's garlic soy noodles. They're Hong
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It's really yummy. That's my favorite
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incredible. And the book is amazing.

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Tonight, Bronwyn gave Lisa a better
grilling than the steak she made while

camping, so I'm curious to know what
other searing takes she has for the Salt

Lake ladies.

It's time for Put a Lid on It. Bronwyn,
your pals are in a pressure cooker, but

you're used to that. For each friend
that pops up, tell me one thing they

to put a lid on doing, starting with the
queen of announcements, Brittany.

I mean, no more announcements. Okay,
next up, Heather Gay.

She's going to take it down. Put a lid
on the Bronwyn hate, for sure. Okay.

Next up is Mary M.

Cosby.

Sounds like a butt kiss. It is. Mary can
do whatever she wants. Okay.

Smart lady.

How about Whitney Rhodes?

Put a lid on it, Whitney.

I mean, Whitney's just too hot for me.
Whitney needs to wear more clothes.

I feel bad about myself. How about
Meredith Mark?

illegal jargon. Meredith, get into the
mud with all of us. We're all messy.

on, it's time.

Okay, next up, Angie K.

Angie is ruthless.

I don't fight with Angie unless I have
to. She's going to put a lid on those

insults. Okay, last up is Lisa Barlow.

Put a lid on everything, honey. Okay,
thank you very much.

Heather accused Bronwyn of word salad,
but tonight I hope Madelaine doesn't

mince her words when it comes to her
Salt Lake City opinions.

It is time to find out, how do you SLC
it?

Okay, so rate Angie's RV trip on a scale
of 1 to 10. Would you want her planning

your next girls trip? Absolutely not.
I'm going to give it a 3 because I saw a

little effort being put in, but I'm not
pushing an RV anywhere anytime soon.

Okay, understood.

What do you make of Lisa's absence from
the season premiere camping trip?

And did she have important business with
Ben and Blake to attend to?

It feels intentional that she didn't
come. And I don't believe there's

with Ben Affleck and Blake.

Okay. What was your reaction to Bronwyn
owning up to lying about the $4 million

necklace and her reasoning for doing so
in the first place?

I am all for people coming forward after
lying. I think that that's wonderful.

I loved what you said about that. I
thought it was really great. I thought

totally owned it.

We rarely hear someone saying, you know
what, I was trying to look cool. I mean,

it's like I'm much props for that. I do
want to look cool. There you go.

Do you think Brittany and Jared are
endgame? No.

Okay.

What was your reaction to Bronwyn
bringing up Lisa's legal troubles?

I kind of agree with what you guys were
saying earlier. I feel like you

shouldn't say that stuff when people
aren't around. But at the same time,

I get it. You guys have beef. Do what
you got to do. Okay. So far this season,

who has the best fashion?

Obviously, Bronwyn.

All right.

Thank you very much, Madeline.

We're going to be best friends.

Madeline's role in The Strangers makes
her an expert on movements that induce

sheer terror.

And with the amount of times Bronwyn has
heard ting, ting, ting, I have an

announcement. I'm sure she can say the
same thing. It's time for a round of

Clubhouse of Horrors.

Ladies, shine these flashlights on your
faces as I spook you with some chilling

questions. Everybody looks so good with
you. Bronwyn. What's the scariest outfit

you've seen a fellow housewife wear on
your show?

Scariest outfit I've seen might be the
business special bikini on Britney.

Okay.

Madeline, which housewife would you
never want to hear knocking at your door

the middle of the night in honor of the
strangers? Honestly.

Heather, because I feel like she'd walk
away talking about everything I said.

Okay, Bronwyn, what was the most
frightening insult read out during last

season's text message game at the finale
dinner that didn't make it to air?

Didn't make it to air.

I mean, Angie's did make it to air. Was
that not frightening enough? Yes, it was

bad. Was she going to die on a banana
peel?

Yes.

Madeline, which Riverdale storyline sent
a chill up your spine when you read how

outlandish it was going to be?

Jingle Jangle?

Honestly, when they sent me back into
the closet on season seven. Yes. We've

been through enough.

Yes. Yes.

Bronwyn, who is one housewife for Bravo
Liberty you're a bit frightened to cross

paths with at BravoCon this year?

Any of the girls from Atlanta.

My shade can't keep up. No. All right.
Thank you both very much.

Coming up next, we have more with
Bronwyn.

Madeline, here's to stopping by this
week. Don't go anywhere.

Don't go anywhere.

Then you would have moved me.

That was The Strangers, Chapter 2, out
in theaters nationwide this Friday,

starring my guest, Marilyn Hatch.

Welcome back to What's Your Number 5.
I'm Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo

Clubhouse. Also here with Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City, Bronwyn

Over at the bar, it is Top Chef All
-Stars winner, Melissa King.

Pick up a copy of...

Cook like a king out now. This is a
great cookbook. Drinking game reminder,

you are 21 or over, anytime you hear
this word, in honor of Angie calling her

dog a lesbian, drink it so you can't
walk straight.

Programming note, next month, your
favorite divas are taking over the

Check out our schedule. Tune in to our A
-list Ladies of October with Mariah,

Julia, J -Lo, and Bette Midler. It's
going to be a great...

October. Bronwyn, Alyssa P. wants to
know if there was anything you said in

argument with Lisa at the end of
tonight's episode that you regret.

I don't think I insulted her personally.
I think I just said facts.

But I do, I mean, obviously it was
aggressive. You know, I didn't take a

back, literally or, you know, verbally.

Right.

It's been a long time I've thought about
it.

I don't wish her well. I don't wish her
well. I wish her well. I don't wish her

any ill, but I just want her to have a
little taste of her own medicine.

Okay. Is that awful?

Okay, let's take questions for our fans
in studio.

It is one of Andy Cohen Live's most
regular callers. I can't believe you're

in the flesh.

Susanna from Idaho, I know so much about
you, Susanna.

I mean, how's the bank branch?

The branch is good. Good, okay. They're
doing fine with it.

How's your husband? He's a little older,
I know. He's 72. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12

years older than I am. He's doing well.

Okay,

what's your question for Broadway? My
question, I'm sorry I had to write it

because I was so nervous.

Let me proceed it by, I do adore you.

Oh, thank you. This means it's a shady
question.

I am shady.

Okay, bring it on. Did you and Todd have
a conversation regarding the

anniversary necklace after the scene
last year? And since you didn't end

buying it. What did you get for your
anniversary?

Yeah, so Todd and I did have a
conversation. Todd was just not a big

ostentatious that necklace looked.
That's not Todd's style.

And I actually did get a very similar
necklace, just not from the PR person

worked for that jeweler. Yeah. Okay,
thanks, Susanna. I'll see you on the

okay? Have a great trip in New York.

Here's Amanda from Brooklyn with a
virtual question for Madelaine.

Hi, Bronwyn. Hi, Andy.

Andy, can you bring BravoCon back to New
York, please? I'd love it in Vegas.

It's so fun.

But us New Yorkers miss you here.

There's tons of flights united from
Newark.

What's your question?

My question for Madeline is, what was
the best piece of advice that the late

Luke Perry ever gave you about acting or
Hollywood in general?

It's a great question.

Luke taught me so much. He was really
like a champion in my career, and he

my hand through the process because he
went through similar fame on 90210.

He gave me two really strong pieces of
advice. One is don't read anything about

yourself ever.

I don't listen to that. It's really
hard. The second was the first thing you

do on a set is introduce yourself to
every single crew member and remember

of their names.

Good advice.

Very good. Thank you, Ben.

Bronwyn, we got a lot of questions
wanting to know about rumors of identity

fraud and grand theft auto.

We deal with this on the show. It comes
up on the show. Yeah, big time. It does.

In a few weeks. It comes up in a few
weeks, yeah.

And, yeah, I've hired an attorney in the
past. It's not what the women.

say that it is. It's a sealed, dismissed
case from 10 plus years ago that I

can't super talk about because it's been
sealed by the court. You do talk about

it on the show. I do talk about it on
the show as far as I can. So you'll see

when you see it and you'll still like
me. Okay.

Madeline, Ricky H wants to know the
strangest fan interaction you've had in

career. Oh my goodness.

Okay, I... This is crazy.

I don't know if this person was actually
a fan. But I landed in Paris and there

were some fans that take photos of me.
And I think sometimes when you take

photos of fans, other people will see
that you're taking photos of fans and

up and talk to you. So he asked me for a
photo. And after he was done, he asked

me if he could have my dirty sock from
being on the plane. He was like, can I

have your sock?

And I was like half asleep. And I was
like, sure.

And I gave him my sock.

So maybe it was the strangest for him as
well that I actually said yes. But that

man has my sock. Wow.

Just the one sock?

Yes. Just one. I didn't want to be
hopping around trying to take both off

middle of an airport.

That is a fetish that I've not yet heard
of.

Just one song. Why did I share that? One
song will do it.

Tonight, Heather shared her inability to
spit, but it was Bronwyn who was forced

to swallow Lisa calling her a gout dick.

Now let's see what other put -downs we
are. We're hard to watch go down. It's

time for... Breakdown!

I'm going to run through some of the
most random insults we've seen a

blurt out for each one. We will use our
whiteboards to rate one through ten,

with ten being the best. Here we go.

Adriana DeMora. Okay. No arguing. The
one. No bony knees, because they need

Wrinkled knees.

Okay. Wrinkled knees. What do you give
it?

Out of ten?

Yeah, out of ten.

Ten's the most savage?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Oh, I don't have a whiteboard.

Oh, we can share. That's okay.

Okay, ready? Okay, yeah. Okay, I'll shut
mine out. You give it a seven. You give

it a six. I give it a four. I didn't
like it.

Okay, here's Mary M. Cosby.

Bring your voice down, little girl.

Okay, it's kind of iconic. I give it a
seven.

Oh, wow. You give it a nine.

You give it a three.

Okay. Everyone says little girl all the
time. Next up is Margaret Joseph.

Really? So is your lip liner. It looks
like a monkey's ass.

Now,

this I'm partial to. I give it an eight.

You give it an eight and a nine. Okay,
very good.

Here is Dorinda Medley. This is going to
be good. Why don't you stop getting

vaginal rejuvenation and put an easy
pass on that vagina with your hollow

tunnel?

Okay, I'm going to give it an eight.

One hundred and...

Let's go to Kim G.

Okay,

you're faking square tits.

You know, I am partial to that scene. I
give it an eight, two, and a seven.

Okay, very good.

Last up, Lisa Barlow.

Okay, that was a rough one. I am going
to give it a nine because it was iconic.

Seven and seven.

Okay, very good. And it looks like
Dorinda wins.

After the break, we have more with these
two.

And on my mock -up today, we will be
right back.

Come on up, come on up, come on up.

I am Andy here with Bronwyn and
Madeline, who stars in maintenance.

October 8th. Say hi to Melissa at the
bar.

It is time for my mazel.

of the day goes to billionaire
philanthropist Mackenzie Scott, Jeff

-wife, who gave $70 million to UNCF to
financially strengthen this country's

HBCUs. Her charitable giving is
incredible, but can she also say this?

Honey, I'm so sorry. I have worked with
the homeless. I have worked with the

toothless.

Tonight, Shackle goes to President
Trump's teleprompter at the U .N.

Assembly today, which malfunctioned
seconds after he took the stage. Watch.

The teleprompter is not working.

Whoever's operating the teleprompter is
in big trouble.

You know, it made me wonder, who was
running Trump's teleprompter today?

Welcome back, Jimmy. We missed you so
much.

I want to thank Bronwyn Newport,
Madeline Beth, Melissa King for being

word of the night was gout. We said it
three times when we were playing our

drinking game, Don't Drive.

Tomorrow night, Sienna Taylor and Tony
Goldblum are here at 10 o 'clock. Watch

our after show on Facebook Live right
now.

Good night, everybody.

Thanks, Bronwyn. Thanks, Madeline.