Original subtitles

[phone ringing]

I'm sorry all operators are tied up

at the moment

If you'll hold the line,

the first available operator will assist you

Yes

Oh

They're going to be here in 1O minutes

Don't worry

Don't you have to go on duty

I am on duty

[background noises]

Where's Stephanie

Oh what

I don't know

Somebody better take over her board

I don't work until 7:00

Clock says 5:00 still

I'm sorry,

all operators are tied up at the moment

If you'll hold the line,

the first available operator will assist you

I'm here

I'm the nightwatchman

I hear it

Oh don't stop

Oh hurry

I fucking love this

Where's Stephanie

[phone ringing]

[beeping]

sorry all operators are tied up at

[beeping]

Operator assistance

May I help you

Hello baby

You know what I like

Hey this is the big cock speaking

Hey how would you like me to eat your pussy

At 7:00 am'

[grunting]

I'm coming

[bell ringing]

[moody synth music]

Bill

What's going on

I thought I heard a moan, but there's no one here

Ah

Wait a minute

Oh good

No problem

My computer reports are all here

They're damn important

Thanks Bill

I'm glad I could be of service, Mr Fishbait

See you

What's that strange smell

Why is my chair damp

What's all this talk about MaBell

buying up the companY

and replacing us with computers

I'll tell you this guys

In the 1O years that I've been with this company,

I've seen a lot of things happen

that no computer could figure out

That's for sure

I've been here for six and a half years

I'd like to see a computer try to understand

some of the things that people want

I swear sometimes I feel like

a translator for the United Nations

That's all part of the job

I just hope I can keep mine

I'm sure if the company realize

what a service we provide,

they wouldn't want to replace us

Maybe I could speak to some of the linemen

They might be able to help us out

Well Cindy you just better be careful

Every time one of those pole climbers

gets a good look at you,

they seem to want to install

a new service in you

Uaughter]

Here comes the most beautiful supervisor

in the phone business

Really Loni if you'd have been around

old Alexander Graham Bell

in his tinkering days,

I'm sure messages would still move

by Pony Express

David you say just about the nicest things

a person could say,

and it happens to be the truth

You do look great today

Oh girls -- and David,

our token toward equal opportunity

Thank you

I've got to talk to you about a subject

that's become unavoidable

Is that about

losing our jobs to the computers

Well you're half right Cindy

I came to tell you that they're seriously

considering switching over,

but I think I have an idea

to keep that from happening

Good

I'd hate to be out of a job

Just when I found one

that I don't screw up so badly

Cindy someone that looks like you

isn't going to have trouble

finding a willing employer

I'm worrying about me

Now hold on gang,

we're jumping overboard

I'm just telling you that the company

is giving serious consideration

to the computer idea

I personally don't feel any machine

could replace human assistance

It's great that you feel that way,

Loni but what do we do to convince the bigwigs

Well that's why I wanted to meet with you

this morning before the shift starts

I have an idea

We're willing ears

Let's hear it

We prove to the company that we give

the kind of service

that no hunk of hardware could ever give

The job is satisfying the customer,

and if we do it better than the machines,

the company will have to keep us

How do we prove that to the big shots

Well from now on when you answer

an operator assistance call

and you think

you can help them out yourself,

do your best to help

Then when you're finished,

suggest to them that the way of showing

their appreciation would be a call

or a letter to the company or to Fishbait

If we really go out of the way to help,

positive responses should start

coming in real soon

What do you say

Let's do it

I still want my paycheck

Whatever it takes I'll do it

Oh I'm so excited

Well let's get to work folks

Let's show them

Let's do it

Sir I'm connecting you right now to the --

Operator assistance may I help you

Yes ma'am that number is --

I'm afraid not sir

I do my best

Thank you

Operator assistance may I help you

I'm sorry didn't see your listing for that

Yes ma'am --

No ma'am I don't have that information

Okay one minute

Operator assistance may I help you

Yes ma'am we have that number

Can you hold for just one minute

Thank you

Operator assistance can I help you

Operator assistance can I help you

You want the area code for Kansas

That would be 913

Operator assistance may I help you

Oh yes you sure can

I'm building an addition onto my house here

and I'm having a little trouble

with my framing instructions

I was hoping you'd give me

a number of a construction company

Oh I'll help you sir

Service is our business and we aim to please

Oh good

Well look,

I'll tell you what I've done so far okay

It says hereto use 1O 2x12s

and then run an L brace into the corners

Then you run a tong along the groove

of the floor with a three-quarter inch CPD okay

But I have a question

Do I put braces up all along the sides

or do I just knock these braces off'

Well I think you should remove your braces

It might make it a lot easier for me

to understand you

I know I felt great

when I took my braces off

Oh good

That sounds simple

I'll try it you hold on just a minute

[jaunty music]

Whoa

Operator assistance may I help you

Yes

I bet you got a nice hot pussy

just waiting for me

Sir your number is now being traced

You bet I got a hot pussy

What's your name honey

Dick Big dick

Well I'm sure that name fits you fine

Bet you got that big dick

just waiting for me right now

You bet you bitch

I'm going to fuck you real good

When I'm done with you,

you won't be able to walk for two weeks

Your cunt's going to be so hot and wet,

you won't be able to take it

Oh Dick you get me so hot

My pussy's on fire just thinking about

that big dick of yours inside of me

you should see how swollen my lips are

Juice is running down my thighs

After I fuck you in the cunt,

I'm going to fuck you in the face

Then I'm going to fuck you in the ears,

then I'm going to fuck you between the tits,

then I'm going fuck your armpits

Then I'm going to eat you

like you've never eaten before,

then I'm going to suck your ass

Then I take my great big hose

and ram it in your sweet little asshole

I'm going to fuck you in the ass bitch

Oh I can just imagine how it's going to feel

with that big cock pumping

into any of my holes

Oh so good

I want to lick you all over

and I want to fuck you all over

Dick's getting bigger in my hand bitch

You feel it

Yes

Oh I want to get in there

I'm going to swell up your cunt lips

Oh yes

I want to make your pubic hair stand on end

I want to make your clit tingle

Ring the chimes of your cervix

I'm going to batter your womb

Oh yes I want to pound into you

Oh don't stop

Holy mother fuck

Oh I love it

Oh this is what it's all about

Oh yeah

Alexander Graham Bell where are you

Ride me

Loni take a note

I have a problem with dampness in my chair

I'll check the humidifier for you

Good thinking

Now about this change over

The board is going to make the decision

in the next two weeks

You think your operators can show

their true value by then

I have a great group

I think they'll be showing results

before you know it

Don't you have any influence with the board

Wouldn't you talk to them

They'd listen to you

I need a substantial reason

to go to bat for you Loni

They have highly paid consultants

who claim that the change

to computers is inevitable

That computers service the public better

What reason could I give in your defense

Well I don't know of a better reason

than humans give more personal attention

Yes

Perhaps if you were to give me

some of that personal attention,

maybe I could help

Well we all like you but of course,

there's the company's no fraternization policy

Screw the no fraternization policy

We both know that policies

were made to be broken

Maybe if we were to work a little closer,

I'd vote for the operators

Mr Fishbait

It's your move honey

Just remember I have the key vote

Well couldn't hurt

Your cock is so big

Oh yes Don't stop

Oh yeah

What a ram

Oh this is worth every cent on the dime

Oh yeah

You feel it all the way to your tonsils,

all the way towards your tongue,

all the way to your kidneys

I'm close to coming

You're getting close to coming right

Are you close to coming

This is what I meant

by a little more cooperation

You're really cooperating

This is so exciting

I never dreamed you'd be like this

You're going to get my vote, that's for sure

Oh yeah

Let's go on over to the sofa

Oh fuck me baby

Fuck me

Oh yeah

I'm done

I can feel like it's bigger

When I cum I'm going to blow you apart

I'm going to squirt hot juice all over

That's nice

Oh yes

That's it

It feels so good

Are you ready to cum

Are you ready to cum

Oh

I'm going to cum

Cum in me

I'm coming

Oh baby I'm coming on your face

Oh baby it feels so good

Even on my face

Oh yes

Thank you sir

Please feel free to call the phone company

anytime for assistance

It's been a pleasure serving you

If you enjoyed our service,

please let Mr Fishbait, our general manager,

know that you're a satisfied customer

[rock music]

It's wonderful

Oh yes

Oh it's beautiul

Oh

[phone ringing]

Damn

[phone ringing]

Yes

Yes this is Mr Big Richard

I just wanted to tell you that your operators

are doing a great job

Oh really

They've got a lot of enthusiasm

Thank you very much

I'll let them know immediately

Loni that call should please you

Not like you just did

What did they want

It was an extremely satisfied man

Think he said his name was Richard

He complimented the phone company

on being so helpful and having

such enthusiastic employees

Things could be looking up

for the endangered operators

Damn it Loni

I've got this readout study that the company

has spent two years on

They claim that the computers used

in the large cities can also be

just as effective

in smaller communities as well

They say that it's much more sophisticated,

completely cost effective

What's more they spent tons of money

coming to that conclusion

I'm afraid it doesn't look good

for the operators

I think we're going to have

to go to the change over

You know we don't plan on just giving up

There's that smell again

Ocean Valley Central

to all field repair trucks

Effective immediately gentlemen,

all repair calls are to be handled

on a priority basis

New installations are to be put

on the backburner until all other problems

have been solved

Shall I repeat or do you acknowledge

How about it guys' Tom Jim

Coming through loud and clear

Is that you Cheryl

You sure sound good baby

Hey will I see you on my break

Jim this is business not social

My asshole brother doesn't care

He lets me do what I want,

because I get things done right

and he never catches any shit

with the stockholders

That's no way to talk about Mr Fishbait

He's your brother and he's also your boss

You know he's no fun

He won't let us pole climbers

get near you beautiful ladies

Got to go Jim

Ocean Valley Central out

It's beautiful

We just may be onto something here

he's a wizard isn't he

Well just keep it a secret between the two of us

and leave everything to me okay

Okay

Operator assistance can I help you

Yes I'm building an extension

onto my house here

and I had a little trouble

with my electrical wiring

I was wondering if you can connect me

with an electrician

Well sir maybe I could help you

My old boyfriend used to say

I could really light up a room

Okay

All right

Well let me tell you what's going on here

See I have all the major voltage lines

that are clustered

and bound with crimp clips okay

They're secured into stripped, twisted ends

The amps are good the colors are coded,

and the lines are laid,

but I have a problem okay

I got these three wires

and they ain't got nowhere to go

Two of them are black,

so I figure that they're grounded

so they ain't going nowhere,

but one of them hasn't got color

I don't know if I should connect it

to the yellow box or the red box

Yes,

I follow you so far

Well the problem is you see,

I'm missing that page

I was wondering which color

do I connect it to

Well I'm not totally sure,

but I've always preferred yellow

It's so bright and cheery, don't you think

Red is such an angry color and all,

but yellow is sunshiny days

and pretty flowers

Red is so bold and firm,

and so much hotter than yellow,

but ye

ow's warm and everything

Yes I think we should go with yellow

It's so confusing isn't it

Yes

Look all right I'll try it

What can I lose

Hold on

[screams]

Operator assistance may I help you

Hello operator yes

I don't know exactly how to say this to you

I'm sorry

I'll stop laughing

My name is Al

My wife Linda and I are having problems

of a sexual nature

I think that I must be doing something wrong,

because I seem to be hurting my wife

Well what does Linda have to say'

Operator I'm going to put you

on the speakerphone all right

I'm here on the speakerphone operator

I really really really love my husband

and I want to do anything to make him happy

I love to suck his cock,

but we've been trying to deepthroat

Every time I try, I gag and I have to stop

I want to do anything in the world

to make him happy operator

Do you think you could help us

Well I can't say that I was the first

to ever deepthroat,

but I must admit that it's something

that I always do for my men

Not that I sleep around a lot, you understand,

but I've never met a man yet

who didn't enjoy putting his cock

all the way down his woman's throat

Oh yes

I'm excited just thinking about your cock

Operator what is your name

Cheryl

Okay

Now here's what I want you to do Al

Just relax

We're ready

Linda and I will do all the work

Okay first thing's first Linda,

and that is to become very comfortable

with Al's cock

What I mean is get to know

every inch of it and every contour

Slowly fondle it and use your tongue

to lick and suck it

Are you sucking Al's cock Linda

Oh yes

It tastes so sweet

Be sure to lick it all the way from the head,

all the way down the shaft

and put one of his balls in your mouth

A little more

Hum your favorite song

He'll love the vibration

Now we want to make Al

as comfortable as possible,

and you must be real comfortable with his cock

When you deepthroat Al,

your lips will be touching his balls,

so get them real hot

You'll be feeling every sensation

How you doing Al

This is by far the most incredibly

pleasurable torture

that any man could endure

The further you go down on my cock,

the better it feels

It's like a virgin territory

that hasn't been sucked yet

Harry Reems eat your heart out

Oh I'm so hot for Al's cock

It's never felt this hard before

It's hard as a rock

It sounds like we're doing great so far Linda

Now keep licking and sucking,

because I want you to make sure

that he's good and hard

before we go on to the next step

Okay

Now I want you to stay relaxed

by taking longer strokes

with Al in your mouth

Do it so that his cock

is touching the back of your throat,

but don't force it

Just allow your saliva to get it really wet,

and this will help you get it down your throat

when you're ready

Come on Linda

I'm ready to try it now

It feels so good

I can understand your enthusiasm Linda,

but don't rush it

Just keep going at the pace

that we're going at

Pace What pace

I'm going crazy here

Come on

If you're feeling relaxed,

I think it's about time to do

what you set out to do

First relax your throat and breathe easily

Now start licking the head of Al's cock

Now start licking the head of Al's cock,

gently fuck your throat

Don't rush it

Let your throat get used to it

Start working more of it down,

but remember to breathe now

and let your saliva coat the shaft

so that it slides down more easily

Oh that's good

As deep you 9°-

That feels --

You're doing it

Hallelujah you're doing it

Okay

Watch this baby

I thought it would just be like a novelty,

but it really feels good

Just take it in deeper

Deeper

Oh

It feels like you could put

my balls in your mouth

and I could tell you to cockle once

Little bit in

It sounds like you're doing a great job

Linda Lovelace ain't got nothing on you honey

Now deepthroat his stiff cock until his balls

can't take it anymore

He shoots his hot cum

all the way down your throat

I feel like I'm in heaven already

Al Linda are you still with me

Oh it was fabulous

Thank you operator I mean Cheryl

Thank you

Yes thank you

It was what I've always been wanting to do

Well I'm glad I could be of assistance to you

Be sure to let the phone company know now

They've been thinking

of replacing us with computers,

and I've never heard of a computer

who could give you that assistance

Marie you don't seem very enthused

Aren't you feeling well

I don't know

I'm really worried about my job

Ever since my rat of a father

packed up and split,

I've had to care for my mom

She has been ill a lot

I really need the money

Dad was such a bastard

We're all worried about the problems

of losing our job with cause,

but that's why we have to give

an extra effort to all our callers

You can't stay down

Yes you're right

I have been letting the depressing news

get the better of me

I can't seem to snap out of it

I'm really uptight about my mom

Do you have any aspirin

Sure there's some in the infirmary

Come on I'll get you some

The guy comes out into his front lawn

and there's that penguin standing there

Policeman comes by and he says,

"Sir you better take that Penguin to the Zoo,"

right

Right

[chuckles] Yes

The next day the policeman

comes by the same house

and he sees the man walking the penguin

down the side block and he says,

"Sir I thought I told you

to take that penguin to the Zoo"

He said "Well I did Today it's the movies"

Flaugh$]

Loni I don't want to bore you

and you'll probably hate me, but I'll tell you

I've always been jealous of you

and the other girls

There's no reason to be jealous

We all like you

Is there a personality problem

anywhere with any of us

No it's nothing like that

It's just that you're all

so experienced with men

So sure of yourselves

Loni I know this will sound really stupid,

but I've never been with a guy before

Intimately

There's nothing wrong with that

We all do what we want sexually

Nobody forces us

You just want to save yourself

for the right guy correct

No that's not it at all

I don't want to be with any guys

None of them

I don't trust men,

and lwould never want to make love with one

Since I first got the job here,

I really respected and admired you,

and now I'm afraid I've fallen in love with you

That's why when you touched me

I reacted that way,

because I wanted to so much,

but I figured you would never want

to make love with me

Have you ever made love with anyone before

No

I tried with a girlfriend in school,

but I thought what we would do

would be really wrong

I know you always speak negatively

about your father

Is he the reason you hate men

I guess so I don't know

Well not all men are like him

You'll find that out if you let yourself

As for me why don't you

just let me continue with the massage

Trust me I do

Good

Does that feel good

Oh yes

Right there

Oh my you make me so --

You're going to make me cum

[dreamy synth music]

Thank you so much

It's my pleasure

I feel so good

Hey Cheryl

You're looking fine as ever

[chuckles]

You never fail to compliment me do you

Am I really that attractive to you

I should say so

I see a lot of ladies in my line of work

and you're one of the fringe benefits,

so to speak

Anyway they like to have their phones fixed,

if you know what I mean

Flaugh$]

Yes I think I know what you mean

If that's the case,

and there are all those lustful ladies

out there then why are you so eager

to get together with me

Well you know when something

is too easy to get it loses its appeal

When something is hard to get,

it just makes the desire grow,

if you know what I mean

That's very nicely put Jim

I'll accept it as a compliment,

but is that all that goes

Well if you liked that compliment,

you'll like that lustful look

that's been in my eyes all this time

How would you like to accept

a little rendezvous

with this pole climber's pole

and see what else can grow

Well I don't exactly have a lot of time,

but what do you suggest

Well come with me I'll show you

This one was behind the plant in the corner

That's good I like that

I landed that one right in the ashtray

It was incredible

Amazing

You know the stain

in the ceiling in my new office

No wonder you --

flaugh$]

That's how it happened

Uaughter]

Oh that was a good one

This one was very very interesting

It's underneath my desk

How'd you get that like that

Isn't that incredible

I don't know Jim

This is something else

Last time I was in one of these was when

some kid in high school pushed me in

Listen sweetheart I guarantee

you'll have a good time if you drop that spirit

I don't know Jim

I've been with this company 1O years

and I've never been involved with anybody here

I know all the younger girls

mess around like little bunnies in heat

Even your brother chases me

every once in a while

with his tongue hanging out

I don't know

I just didn't want this to be so easy

I want it to be special

Isn't there any other way that we can do it'

Come on Cheryl

You're hanging me up now

I want you

I wouldn't do that I'm not that prudish

I want you to work for my affections

[chuckles]

I think I know of a way

where you can get what you want

and I can keep my job

You got a plan huh

Yes

Ocean Valley Central to truck two

Do you read me Tom

Got you

Fire away

We have an emergency repair call

from Miss Wanda Driftwood

of 2503 Oceanview Road

Sounds important

You did such a good job with me this morning,

I thought this call could use your touch

I told her it might take an hour,

so see if you can get over there sooner

That's a big Roger Nancy

I'll get right on it

Be there in less than 3O minutes

Let's get back to work

Operator assistance may I help you

Operator assistance may I help you

Is anybody there

Yes I need help

I'm not going to make it

Please

Take a deep breath

and then tell me why you're not going to make it

I can't

It's not something we could discuss easily

I'm so close to the edge

I need to talk to a shrink

We at the phone company are always trying

to help our customers

By the sound of your voice,

you sound like a sweet girl

Why don't you tell me

a little bit about yourself

Maybe I can help

Why don't you start with your name

Mine's David

David

I still don't know

My name's Carla

Well that's a good start

Tell me what's bothering you Carla

I can't seem to reach orgasm

Is that all

Just relax and we'll talk about it

You sure sound like a healthy young woman

Why don't you tell me about yourself

Well I'm five foot two

I have blonde hair

Blue eyes

Not a bad body

You sure sound in fine shape

I wonder why you can't achieve an orgasm

Maybe you're not getting enough

correct stimulation,

or maybe you don't relax enough to enjoy

Have you ever tried rubbing yourself

to find your most sensitive areas

You mean masturbate

No I was always told that girls

that played with themselves

were up to no good

Good girls just don't do things like that

Carla that's baloney

Listen what I want you to do right now

is get cozy get naked,

and let me take care of everything

Now do exactly what I say

Take a deep breath,

exhale slowly,

and rub your hands from your face

all the way down to your breasts

Don't be afraid to stop whenever it feels good

Now gently explore your stomach

with one hand while rubbing

your breast with the other

Cup both your breasts

Squeeze them softly

Use your index fingers

to stimulate your nipples Carla

When you touch your pussy, rub your clitoris

Now be as gentle as you like

If you feel like you want to do it

harder and harder go for it

Get your fingers real wet

Explore that part of your body

Can you feel your perineum

That's the tissue that separates

your vagina from your anus

When I was in school, we used to call that the taint

You know why

Because it 'taint cunt and 'taint ass

Oh yes

Carla you can use the receiver

to rub your clitoris

Imagine it's a big hard cock

rubbing up against you

Yes come on

You're doing great

I can hear your juices saturating the phone

Put your fingers inside

Feel your muscles contracting

You feel it

That means you're close

Real close to orgasm

Damn you're getting me hot just listening to you

Oh you're really cooking now

Come on

Is that you whistling Carla

Carla Carla'

Carla Carla'

David I was spot-checking calls

when I caught your last one

I must say you certainly know what you're doing

Where did you learn so much about women

I don't know

I was just doing my job

Well you seem to have taken care

of her problem quite satisfactorily,

and as your supervisor,

I feel it's my duty to take care of yours

[moody music]

Oh that feels fantastic

Oh your mouth is so good

So wet and warm

Oh Loni

The best supervisor anyone could have

Oh you look so beautiful when you do that

Oh

Loni you're wanted

in Mr Fishbait's office please

I better get up there

Listen you get back to work

and I'll let you know what's up okay

Okay

Just a minute

Come in

Yes Mr Fishbait

You wanted to see me about something

Yes Loni

Loni we've been getting a lot of calls

from customers lately,

and all they want to do

is say thank you for our services

In fact we've never gotten

so many compliments

It's almost as if they've gotten wind

of your plan

Good

Wind of those computer plans really stinks,

so I'm glad customers are finally

showing some appreciation

Yes it's most interesting

Well Loni ljust wanted to let you know

Thank you

Please do keep me informed

I Will

Thank you

Ms Driftwood

Call me Wanda

I'm hereto repair the phone

You certainly don't waste much time do you

No ma'am

We try to service our customers quickly

Not too quickly I hope

Come on in

My husband's been gone for two weeks

He'll be gone for another week

I'm in trouble

The damn thing won't work

What's the problem

My bell won't ring

I also dropped this

What about the phone here

What about the phone

I saw you watching me

Did you like what you saw

Want to see more

If the phone doesn't work,

how did you call for assistance

I got lucky but it won't fill out my pussy

What about you

You like the way I look

Lady you just look good enough to eat

[chuckles]

How long do these service calls usually take

Ten minutes maybe

Oh well an hour and a half even

Come on

Let's see you service a customer

I am hot and I need to cool down

Can you repair that

You got it lady

Call me Wanda

Let's see what you can do

Well sexy lady,

I'm going to ring your bell

Oh yes

You keep that up,

it's going to be a four bell alarm

Did they teach you

all that from phone repair school

They teach you everything

in phone repair school

Yes

Just like that

Never enough

Isn't good enough for you huh

Can you do that with your cock

My Cock

Long lines

Long pole

Good good good

Do you promise

Yes

[chuckles]

Do more

How many times would the phone ring

before you pick it up'

Five at least

Well we got a long way to go then

[Muzak]

Who's holding down the fort'

David and Cindy are

Cindy is so excited, she's hardly taken a break

Nancy there's something

I've got to tell you but I can't

There's a time but trust us,

Cheryl may have saved the day for all of us

Any news

Everything seems to be going according to plan

Now we hope

I'm praying Jim comes through for us

Rest assured he will

If I know him like I know his brother

[moody music]

Yes

Is this operator assistance

Yes this is operator assistance

May I help you again

Yes I'm doing this extension onto my house

Hey wait a minute

Don't I know you

I don't believe so sir,

but can I be of some assistance

That depends on how you look at it

Everything I tried to build today

has been destroyed,

except for my gas fireplace

Still I want to build one of those gas jobs

so I don't got to clean it up

and it's easy to light

You seem to know what you're talking about sir

Are you sure you need my help

Well you see I ran the valve,

the pipe up through,

and I connected the valve and the knob

The problem is the gas is already on

and I don't know which way to turn the valve

Think you can help me out'

Oh a fireplace

That sounds so nice and romantic

Why don't you just light it

You think so

No I'm going to call the gas company

All right

No a fireplace was designed to be romantic

Just light it and enjoy

Yes I think you're right

Hold on

[moody music]

[eXplosion]

Please hold for one minute

Motherfucker

I do recognize that voice!

I'm going to go down there and get her

Tease

Excuse me ma'am

I was wondering if you could help me,

I want to find a supervisor

Yes I'm a supervisor

Can I help you

- You're a supervisor - Yes

Good

I'm going to make this short and sweet

There's this girl that works here

She's a little dizzy

She tried to help me,

things just haven't worked out

She was so nice and sweet on her phone

that I just had to come down here

to meet her in person

Do you think you can help me

Well I don't know

This is rather an unusual procedure

You say she really helped you

Oh you can't imagine

The girl you're describing sounds like Cindy

A very helpful girl

Why don't you see if I can pull her off

the switchboard for a few minutes'

Just wait down the hall in the infirmary

I'll see you right there

Thank you

[quirky synth music]

All right

I never thought I'd be doing this to keep my job

Did you come through for us

What do you think I am, some kind of a chump

Of course I came through for us

Listen that asshole brother of mine

should be getting the word any minute now

Look Cheryl

I don't want you to think of this

as some part of the deal okay

Just think of it as a new beginning

Now I'm not going to fuck you,

and I'm not going to make love to you

I'm going to do both at the same time

His name is Jeff

He says the help you gave him

merited his personal thanks

I'm very proud of you Cindy

He said he was building an addition

Are you sure he was friendly

Well he seemed very nice

Loni you're wanted in Mr Fishbait's office please

Well he's in the Infirmary

I'd better run

- Okay - Yes

Thank you very much

Yes Would you hold please

Loni I would not have believed

the response of our customers

They seem appreciative of our operators

I'm getting hundreds of calls

I suppose now I'll have to go to the board

and try to convince them that our operators

are better than their computers

I just hope they'll listen

That just may not be necessary

[moody music]

You're Jeff

VVeH,yes

You wanted to see me'

you're beautiful

What happened to you

Is that from the fireplace

Oh no ljust had a small accident

Oh you poor thing

Sit down let me clean you up

Okay

I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble

No trouble

Oh

I think am in love

People don't fall in love

at first sight do they

I think they do

[moody guitar music]

Can I take this off

Do you want me to

Oh yes

Oh

Oh I waited so long for this

Oh I never knew you were so nasty

I like it

I never knew you were so tight

Oh I'm going to cum

[moody music]

I have an announcement to make

I'm sure my idea would have

panned gold eventually,

but Cheryl here has saved the day

with immediate action

We all owe her a big round of applause

All right Cheryl

What's going on out there

I don't know

It sounds like a party

Let's go see what it is

Our jobs are saved Cheryl

How on earth did you manage that

Well guys,

let's just say that Fishbait's brother Jim,

is not as dumb as he seems

He works in the field

because he's a woman chaser,

but I checked his files

and I found out that he's virtually a genius,

an electronics wizard

Cheryl may have just put an end to his days

as a womanizer as well

I hope so

Excuse me troops

I have an announcement to make

I just got a call from Barton

this afternoon in the LA office

It seems that that two-year computer study

was all fouled up

When they re-ran the program

through the computers,

they discovered it was much too costly

I just wanted to let you know that you all have your jobs

and they're safe

Hot damn

All right

[applause]

What's going on here what did I miss

Just about the best news of the year

Maybe the decade

Definitely the week

At least for today

What gives

We've done it we saved our jobs

We've proven there's no replacing

the telephone girls

All right

And me

Come on Jeff

That's right

Well guys it's been a long clay

Who has the late shift tonight anyway

Cindy does

Why don't the rest of us go to the Crazy Horse

and celebrate

Say around 7:30

Sounds good

Sounds great with me

7:30 it is

See you all later

Bye

Hey Loni

Marie told me what you did for her today

I never know you were versatile

I could use some of that attention myself

What Marie and I did is just one thing

What you and I could do

would be something totally different

Mr Fishbait won't be in his office

for the rest of the night

We could go there

Okay

Well I guess I'll go on home

and get ready for the party

Wait Wait Mr Fishbait

There's something I've got to say to you

before I lose my nerve

That's why I waited here to talk to you alone

Yes

You've been wanting me to go out with you

for a long time and I've turned you down

Are you still interested

Of course I am but why the sudden change

I guess you could say

I'm learning about myself

I took a big step today

Now I'd like to take a bigger step

I'd like you to make love to me,

but I've got to tell you that

I've never made love with a man before

You want me to be the first

If you would

That's fantastic

I'll be very gentle

Oh just relax

Everything's fine

I locked the door

Nobody would bother us here

[moody music]

Hope I don't hurt you

I'll try to get two fingers in

Show it to me

There it is

Show me your clit

All right

Oh yes

Does that feel good

Oh baby yes so good

Oh yes

That's good

Ooh

Is that the way you do it

Oh yes

Yes you learn quickly

Use your hands

Yes

[moody music]

Oh yes

Goodness you're wonderful

I should have tried this with you a long time ago

Oh yes

Oh no go ahead

Let go

Oh that feels good

Oh

Oh that feels wonderful

Fuck that feels so good

Oh

Oh

you're driving me crazy

I'm not going to be able to walk out of here

[chuckles]

That was fantastic

You're beautiful

Hair and all

Uaughter]

I want to try everything

I'll try everything with you

Why don't you fuck me in the ass

Please

Turn over

[phone ringing]

Oh my

I'm on the night shift

Oh yes

Jeff I've got to go

Wait for me

[phone ringing]

Hello

Hello Hello

Hello

This is IBM

I'm calling up about a computer installation

that we have scheduled for tomorrow morning

Sorry

Wrong number

[rock music]

The young like it hot

Why don't you give me a call

I'll give you my love

And I will give you it all

So if you need assistance,

If you need assistance,

Just give me a call

Call if you want some action,

You need hot satisfaction

Those machines can't do what I do

To quench that fire in you

So if you need assistance,

If you need assistance,

Just give me a call

Because the young like it hot

[rock music]