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mr faye give us around the old fella

server excuse my glove thomas well i'm

devilish glad to see you my lad my

prince of charioteers

sure master megan julia harry

mrs kate and the pastillian bee will

come in hi master thought another fit

the gal was coming to make him a visit

so it might get the slip and whip we

were all off at an hour's warning

hasty and everything or it would not be

sir anthony absolutely but tell us mr

fagg how does young master art sir acne

will stare to see the captain here i do

not serve captain absolute now why sure

at present i'm employed by ensign

beverly you haven't changed for the bet

that i have not changed

no

why didn't you say you had left young

master

no

well i must puzzle you no father honest

thomas briefly then

captain absolute and ensign beverly are

one and the same person the devil there

so it is indeed and the ensign half of

my master being on guard at present the

captain has nothing to do with me so so

what this is some freak i warrant do

tell us mr the meaning of it you

know i've trusted you

you'll be secret thomas as a coach

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the cause of all this is

love love thomas who as you may get read

to you has been a masquerader ever since

the days of jupiter aye i guess there

was a lady in the case but pray why does

your master pass only for ensign now if

you're the shame general indeed there

lies the mystery of the matter thomas

my master is in love with a lady of a

very singular taste

a lady who likes him much better as a

half pay ensign than if she knew he was

sun and heir to sir anthony absolute to

baronet with 3000 a year that is an odd

taste indeed

but as she got the stuff mr is she

rich hey

rich why i believe she owns half the

stocks zuma's thomas she could pay the

national debt

she has a lap dog that eats out of gold

she feeds her parrot on small pearls and

all her thread papers are made of

banknotes may one hear her name

miss lydia languish

languish

language

but

there is an old tough aunt in the way

who by the by has never seen my master

how's that then oh he got acquainted

with miss while on a visiting

gloucestershire well i wish they were

once ironic together in matrimony

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but pray mr what kind of place is

this bath i'd heard a deal of it

here's a good lounge

in the morning we go to the pump rooms

after breakfast we saunter along the

parades or play a game of billiards at

night we dance but

damn the place i'm tired of it their

regular hours stupefy me

not a fiddle nor a card after 11.

however

mr falcon is gentleman i keep it up a

little in private parties i'll introduce

you there thomas you're liking me sure i

know mr duprine you know his master is

to marry madame julia well i forgot

thomas zuke's she's the

captain is that the lady with it no no

that is madame lucy my master's mistress

is made odd he's giving her money

well mr

goodbye thomas indeed mum i transferred

half the town in search of it don't

believe there's a circulating library

and bath i hadn't been at who could not

you get the reward of constancy no

indeed mom nor the fatal connection no

indeed mom hey

did you inquire for the delicate

distress all the memoirs of lady

woodford yes indeed mom

i asked everywhere for it

and i might have brought it back from mr

fredericks

but lady slatten lounger who had just

sent it home had so soiled and dog's

eared it it wasn't fit for christian to

read

yes i always know when lady slatin has

been before me she has a most observing

thumb and i believe cherishes her nails

for the convenience of making marginal

notes

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well child what have you brought me

here mom

this is the gordian knot

and peregrine pickle

here are the tears of sensibility and

humphry clinker

and this is the memoirs of a lady of

quality written by herself very well

give me the salva latterly is it a blue

cover mom my smelling bottle you

simpleton

all the drops

here mom

hold there's someone coming quick see

who it is

surely i heard my cousin julia's voice

oh love mom you as miss millville come

to see you is it possible my dearest

julia how delighted am i how unexpected

was this happening true lydia and our

pleasure is the greatest but what has

been the matter you were denied to me at

first oh

julia i have a thousand things to tell

you the first thing for me we'll just

continue to burst mr anthony here he is

we are arrived within this hour i

suppose he will be here to wait on mrs

malaprop as soon as he is dressed then

before we are interrupted let me impart

to you some of my distress

my letters have informed you of my whole

connection with beverly

but i have lost him julia

my aunt has discovered our intercourse

by a note she intercepted and has

confined me ever since

yet would you believe it

[Laughter]

she has fallen absolutely in love with a

tall irish baronette she met one night

since we have been here at lady

mcshuffle's route you jess lydia upon my

word

she really carries on a kind of

correspondence with him under a famed

name though till she chooses to be named

to him but it is a delia or a celia i

assure you well then surely she is now

more indulgent to her knees quite the

country

since she has discovered her own frailty

she has become more suspicious of mine

then i must inform you of another plague

that odious acres is to be in bath today

so that i protest i shall be teased out

of all spirits come come lydia hope the

best surroundings will use his interest

with mrs malaprop but you have not heard

the worst

unfortunately i had quarreled with my

poor beverly just before my aunt made

the discovery and i have not seen him

since to make it up what was his offense

nothing at all

but

i don't know how it was as often as we

had been together we had never had a

quarrel

and somehow i was afraid he would never

give me an opportunity

so

last thursday i wrote a letter to myself

to inform myself that beverly was at

that time paying his addresses to

another woman i signed it your friend

unknown showed it to beverly charged him

with his falsehood put myself in a vile

passion and vowed i'd never see him more

and you let him depart soon have not

seen him since because the next day my

aunt made the discovery i intended only

to have teased him three days and a half

and now i've lost him forever oh if he's

as sincere and deserving as you have

represented him to me he will never give

you up so

yep consider lydia

you tell me he is but an enzyme

you have thirty thousand pounds but you

know i lose most of my fortune if i

marry without my arts consent till of

age and that is what i have determined

to do ever since i knew the penalty

nor could i ever love the man who would

wish to wait a day for the alternative

this is caprice what

does julia attacks me with caprice

i thought her lover falkland had a nerd

her to it

i do not love even his faults

well julia you are your own mistress

don't want the protection of sir anthony

yet have you for this long year been the

slave to the caprice the whim the

jealousy of this ungrateful falkland who

will ever delay assuming the right of

her husband while you suffer him to be

equally imperious as a lover hey you are

wrong entirely

we were contracted before my father's

death

that

and some consequent embarrassments have

delayed what i know to be my faulkland's

most ardent wish he's too generous to

trifle on such a point

and for his character will you wrong him

there too no lydia he is too proud too

noble to be jealous

unused to the fabries of love he is

negligent of the little duties expected

from a lover and

not feeling why he should be loved to

the degree he wishes he still suspects

that he is not loved enough

this temper i must own has cost me many

unhappy hours but

i have learned to think myself his

debtor for those imperfections which

arise from the after of his attachment

but tell me candidly julia

had he never saved your life do you

think you should be attached to him as

you are believe me the rude blast that

overset your boat was a prosperous gale

of love to him gratitude may have

strengthened my attachment to mr

falkland but i loved him before he had

preserved me yet surely that alone were

an obligation sufficient

obligation

why a water spaniel would have done as

much

well i should never think of giving my

heart to a man because he could swim

come lydia you are too inconsiderate

today i do but jest oh mom hear a

serenity just returned home with your

aunt lucy do you watch yes i must go sir

anthony does not know i'm here and if we

meet he'll detain me to show me the town

i'll take another opportunity of paying

my respects to mrs malaprop when she

shall treat me as long as she chooses

with her select words so ingeniously

misapplied without being mispronounced

oh not mom they're both coming up the

stairs well i'll not detain you cause

but yeah my dear julia i'm sure you are

in haste to send a forklift there

through my room you'll find another

staircase yeah here my daddy's quick

throw roger random into the closet

closet for the innocent adultery into

the whole duty of man trust for dave's

worth under the sofa sofa grandmother's

behind the poles

put the man of feeling into your pocket

so

now is the chapel in sight and the four

dice of sermons open on the table oh

burn it mom the hairdresser is torn away

as far as proper pride mind open

sobriety sing me lord chesterfield's

letters

now forum

who wants to disgrace her family and

lavish yourself on a fellow not worth a

shilling madam i thought you once you

don't miss i don't know what business

you have to think at all thought doesn't

become a young woman

but the point that we would request of

you is that you will promise to forget

this failure to

illiterate him i say quite from your

memory ah madam our memories are

independent of our wills it is not easy

to forget i say it is miss there's

nothing on earth so easiest to forget if

a person chooses to set about it i'm

sure i have as much forgot your portrait

wrong cause if he had never existed

and i thought it my duty so to do what

crime madam have i committed to be

treated thus oh now don't attempt to

extirpate yourself from the matter you

know i have proof controvertible of it

but tell me

will you promise to do as you obeyed

will you take a husband of your friend's

choosing

madam i must tell you plainly that had i

no preference for anyone else the choice

you have made would be my aversion what

business have you missed with preference

and diversion they don't become a young

woman

and you ought to know that as both

always wear off to safest in matrimony

to begin with a little aversion

i'm sure i hated your portrayal uncle

before marriage as if he'd been a

blackamoor and yet miss you're sensible

what a wife i made

and when it pleased heaven to release me

from him it is unknown what tears i

share

suppose we were to offer you another

choice would you promise us to give up

this beverly

could i belie my thoughts so far as to

give that promise my actions would

certainly as far below my words oh take

yourself to your room your fit company

for nothing but your own ill humors

willingly mom i cannot change for the

worst

oh

there's a little intricate hussy for you

this is not to be a wonder dead man all

this is the natural consequence of

teaching girls to read

had i a thousand daughters madam by

heaven i would rather have them talk the

black heart as their alphabet oh name

sir anthony

you're an absolute misanthropy

hither mrs malaprop i observed your

niece's maid coming from a circulating

library

she had a book in each hand they were

half-bound volumes with marble covers

from that moment i guessed how full of

duty i should find our mistress

indeed a circulating library on a town

is a it has an evergreen tree of

diabolical knowledge it blossoms through

the earth

and depend upon it mrs malaprop that

they who are so fond of handling the

leaves

were long at last for the fruit

oh fi-fi sir antony you surely speak

laconically

in moderation now mrs what

would you have a woman know

observe me sir anthony

i would by no means wish a daughter of

mine to be a progeny of learning i don't

think so much learning becomes a young

woman for instance i would never let her

meddle with greek

or hebrew

or algebra or such inflammatory branches

of learning

neither would it be necessary for her to

handle any of your astronomical

mathematical diabolical instruments

but sir anthony

i would send her at nine years old to a

boarding school in order to learn a

little ingenuity

and artifice

then sir she should have a supercilious

knowledge in accounts and as she grew up

i would have her instructed in geometry

that she might know something of the

contagious countries but above all sir

anthony she should be mistress of

orthodoxy that she might not misspell

and mispronounce words so shamefully as

girls usually do and likewise that she

might reprehend

the true

meaning

of what she is seeing

this anthony is what i would have a

woman know

and i don't think there's a

superstitious article in him oh well

well mrs melaprov i will dispute the

point no further with you though i must

confess that you are a very moderate and

polite arguer for almost every third

word you say is on my side of the

question

but to the more important point of

debate you have no objection you say to

my

proposal

oh none i assure you

i'm under no positive engagement to mr a

curse and as lydia seems so obstinate

against him practical some may have

better success

i'll write for the boy directly

he knows not a syllable of all this yet

though i have had for some time the

proposal in my head he's a president

with his regiment we've never seen your

son sir anthony i don't know objection

on his part

welcome objectively dares

oh no no no mr matter of fact jack knows

that the least demure puts me into a

frenzy daughter claire

now my process was always very simple

in his younger days it was jack do this

if he demurred i knocked him down

if he grumbled at that i always sent him

out of the room

i and the prophets were my conscience

nothing is so conciliating to young

people as severity

well sir anthony i'll give mr acres his

discharge and i'll prepare lydia to

receive your son's invocations

and i hope you'll represent her to the

captain as an object not all together

illegible

well i don't depend upon it mrs malaprop

i'll handle the subject prudently

yes well i i must leave you

and let me beg of you mrs malaprop to

enforce this matter wrongly with a girl

take my advice keep a tight hand if she

rejects this proposal

clapper under lock and key

and if you're only to let the servants

forget to bring a dinner for three or

four days

you can't conceive how she'd come about

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well at any rate i should be glad to get

her from under my intuition

she has somehow discovered my partiality

for seleucius oh trigger

sure lucy can't have betrayed me no no

the girl is such a simpleton i should

have made her confess it lucy lucy had

she been one of your artificial ones i

should never have trusted her did you

call mark yes girl

did you see lucius while he was out

no mom not a glimpse of him now mind

lucy you never mentioned oh gemini

sooner cut my tongue out oh don't let

your simplicity be imposed upon no mom

now come to me presently i'll give you

another letter for seleucius but mind

lucy if ever you betray what you are

entrusted with

unless it be other people's secrets to

me

you forfeit my malevolence forever and

your being a simpleton should be no

excuse for your locality

so my dear simplicity let me give you a

little respite

let me see to what account i have turned

my simplicity lately

for a betting miss lydia languish in the

design of running away with an end sign

in money sundry times 12 pound 12 gowns

5 hats raffles caps etc etc numberless

from the said end sign within this last

month

six skinnies and a half about quarters

pay

item from mrs malaprop for betraying the

young people to her

when i found matters were likely to be

discovered

two guineas and a black patcher soy

item from mr acres for carrying divers

letters

which i never delivered

two guineas and a pair of buckles

item from celusiuso trigger

three crowns two gold pocket pieces in a

silver snack box

well done simplicity

is mr falcon return

hey he's a bobster changing his dress

can you tell whether he has been

informed of my father's and ms

melville's arriving

i fancy not sir he's seen no one since

he came in but his gentleman who was

with him at bristol uh i think so i hear

mr falkland coming down now sir go tell

him i'm here

now for my whimsical friend as he does

not know that his mistress is here i'll

tease him a little before i tell him

falkland

you're welcome to bath again you're

punctual in your return yes i had

nothing to detain me

when i finished the business i went on

well what you since i left you how's

that matters between you and lydia oh

faith much as they were i've not seen

her since our quarrel but i expect to be

recalled every hour why don't you

persuade her to go off of you at once

what and lose two-thirds of her fortune

no no you forget that my friend

i could have brought her to that long

ago

then you try for too long if you are

sure of her propose to the aunt in your

own character softly softly for though i

am convinced my little lydia would elope

with me as enzyme beverly yet am i by no

means certain she would take me with the

impediment of her aunt's consent a

regular humdrum wedding and the

reversion of a good fortune on my side

no no

i must prepare her gradually for the

discovery and make myself necessary to

her before i risk it

well but falkland you'll dine with us

today at the hotel oh indeed i cannot

i'm not in spirits to be of such a party

by heavens i shall forswear your company

you are the most teasing captus

incorrigible lover do love like a man i

own i am unfit for company i'm not i a

lover i am a romantic one too yet do i

carry everywhere with me such a

confounded ferrago of doubts hopes fears

wishes and all the flimsy furniture of a

country mrs brain ah jack your heart and

soul are not like mine fixed immutably

on one only object

or you throw for a large stake but

losing you could stake and throw again

but i have set my sum of happiness on

this cast

and not to succeed were to be stripped

but the heavens say what grounds for

apprehension can your whimsical brain

summon up a present what grounds for

apprehension did you say

heavens are there not a thousand

i fear for her spirits her health her

life

my absence may threat her her anxiety

for my return her fears for me may

oppress her gentle temper

and for her health

does not every hour bring me some cause

to be alarmed

if it rains some shower may even then

have chilled her delicate frame

if the wind became some rude blast may

have affected her

the heat of noon the dews of evening may

endanger the life of her for whom only i

value my

falcon if you were convinced that julia

were well and in spirits you would be

entirely content i should be happy

beyond measure then to cure your anxiety

at once miss melville is in perfect

health and is at this moment in buff

can you be serious i thought you knew

sir anthony better than to be surprised

at the sudden whim of this kind

my dear friend

hello to pain

my hat my dirt jack now nothing on earth

can give me a moment's uneasiness sir mr

akers just arrived is below steve

falkland

this acres lives within a mile off sir

anthony he will tell you how your

mistress has been ever since you left

her what is he much acquainted in the

family oh very intimate i insist on your

not going show the gentleman up

besides his character will divert you

well i should like to ask him a few

questions he is likewise a rival of mine

that is of my other selves for he does

not know that his friend captain

absolute ever saw the lady in question

and it is ridiculous enough to hear him

complain to me of one enzyme beverly a

concealed skulking rival

my good

noble captain and honest jack how dust

thou

just around face as you see

sir your humble servant

warm work on the roads jack oh

sweeps and wheels i've traveled like a

comet with a tail of dust all the way as

long as the man ah bob you are indeed an

eccentric planet but we know your

attraction here though give me leave to

introduce mr falkland mr falcon mr akers

hey what jack this is mr fox i'm bob

miss melville's mr falkland hard son she

and your father can be but just arrived

before me i suppose you've seen them

well mr falcon you are indeed a happy

man

i have not seen this melville yet sir i

hope she enjoyed full health and spirits

in devonshire oh never knew her better

in my life sir never better odds blushes

and bloom she's been as healthy as the

german star

indeed

i didn't hear that she'd been a little

indispersed

false ulcer only said the vex you quite

the reverse i assure you there jack

there you see she has the advantage of

me i had almost fritted myself ill now

you are angry with your mistress for not

having been sick no no you misunderstand

yet surely a little trifling in

disposition is not an unnatural

consequence of absence from those we

love now confess isn't there something

unkind in this violent robust unfeeling

health oh it was very unkind of her to

be well in your absence to be sure good

apartments

but you were saying that miss melville

has been so exceedingly well

what should be merry and gay i suppose

always in spirits merry odds cricket

she's been the bell and spirit of the

company wherever she's been so lively

and entertaining so full of wit and

humor

boom by my soul

there is an innate liberty and woman

that nothing can overcome that

and i away what's the matter with a

gentleman though he's only expressing

his great satisfaction that julia is so

well and happy that's all falcon

oh i'm rejoiced to hear it yes

yes

which has a happy disposition but she

has indeed she is so accomplished so

sweet a voice so expert in her artsy

chord such a mistress of flat and sharp

squality rumbling and quiveringly that

was this time month ah it's venoms and

crotchets how she did cheer her but mrs

piano's gonzer

there again look what see you to this

you see she has been on my phone song

it's not a thought of me

pray mr

what's his damn do you remember what

songs miss melville sung sun

oh stay now there were some pretty

melancholy pearling streamers

now i recollect one of them huh my

heart's my own my will is free and so

shall be my behold no mortal man shall

wed with me till first he's made my

choice let parents roll crying ages laws

and children still obey

and days that end those saving claws

against ironic swag

to make herself the pipe and ballad

monger of a circle to soothe her liked

heart with catches and glees

sir

and she has been dancing too i doubt not

what's the gentleman say about dancing

he says the lady we speak of dances as

well as she seems i truly does she there

wasn't our last race ball the hell and

the devil there

there i told you i told you

thrives in my absence

dancing

but our own feelings have been in

opposition to mine

i've been anxious

silent pensive sedentary my days

have been hours of care my nights

for heaven's sake falcon

well uh well i'll contain myself

perhaps

as you say for

forms

what mr akers you were praising miss

melville's matter of dancing

a minuet hey

their insurer for that i was going to

speak i was a country dancing ah

defend this absolute

why don't you defend this

country dances

jigs

and reels

am i to blame now

a minuet i could have forgiven i should

not have minded that i say i shouldn't

have regarded

a minuet

what country dancing

would there be but one

impregnate the very atmosphere

the air becomes electrical for love and

each amorous spirit dot through every

link of the chain

i must leave you now i own i'm somewhat

florid

and that confounded looby has perceived

it

stay faltened and thank mr akers for his

good use

damn his news

the gentleman weren't angry at my praise

mistress was he oh a little jealous i

believe bob

you don't say so

tell

that's a good joke

there's nothing strange in that bob let

me tell you that sprightly grace and

insinuating heir of yours will do some

mischief among the ladies here are you

joke

mischief

but you know i am not my own property

my lydia has forced all me

she could never avoid me in the country

because i used to dress so badly large

frogs and timbres i shan't take mata so

here now ancient madam has no voice in

it which will make my old clothes know

who's master i shall straightway cashier

the hunting front and render my leather

britches incapable my hair has been in

training sometime oh

no the side girls are a little rested my

own part takes to very kindly you're

polish i don't know absolutely i propose

so

and if i can find out this ends in

beverly ah triggers and flints i'll make

him know the difference how it

spook like a man but prebot

i observe you've got an odd method of a

new way of swearing oh you take notice

of it

there's genteel isn't it

i didn't invent it myself though but a

commander in our militia great scholar i

assure you says there's no meaning in

the common olds nothing but their

antiquity makes them respectable because

he says the ancients would never stick

to an oath or two but would say by jove

or by pakistan boy mars according to the

sentiment so that the swear with

propriety says my little major the oath

should be an echo to the sense and this

be called the oath referential or

sentimental swearing

just gentle isn't it very gently

sir there is a gentleman below desire to

see you shall i show him in are you mate

well i must be gone

stay who is it bag

your father sir

you puppy why didn't you show him up

directly you're out of business mr

anthony i expect a message from mrs

malaprop at my lodges i've sent also to

my dear friend solutious ultra

bad you jack we must meet at night where

you shall give me a dozen bumpers to

little idiot that i will with all my

heart now for a parental lecture

i hope he knows nothing of the business

that has brought me here

i wish to guard the gout and held him

fast in devonshire with all my soul

sir

i'm delighted to see you here and

looking so well your sudden arrival at

bath made me apprehensive for your

health

very apprehensive right now

are you uh

you're recruiting here

yes sir i am on duty i'm glad to see you

jack though i did not expect it for i

was going to write to you on a little

matter of

business

i've been considering that i

i grew so old and

in firm

i shall probably

not trouble you alone pardon me i never

saw you look more strong and hearty and

i pray frequently that you may continue

so

and i hope your prayers may be hard with

all my heart

yes yes

then jack i've been considering that i'm

so strong and hearty that i may continue

to play you for some time yet

magic i've i'm sensible that the income

from your commission and what i have

hitherto allowed you is but a small

pittance for the lad of your spirit sir

you are very good

and is my wish while yet i live

to see me boy make some figure in the

world i am resolved therefore to fix you

at once in a noble

independence

so your kindness overpowers me such

generosity makes the gratitude of reason

more lively than the sensations even of

filial affection you shall be master of

a large estate within a few months let

my future life sir show my gratitude i

cannot express the sense i have of your

munifices

yes sir i presume you will not wish me

to quit the army man

yo that shall be as your wife chooses my

wife sir why i settled that between you

settle that between me a white

independence i was talking of is

why we have a marriage

the fortune is settled with a wife

but i suppose that makes no difference

sir sir you amaze me oh the devil's the

matter and i just are you all gratitude

and beauty i was so you spoke to me of

independence and a fortune but not a

word of a wife what difference does that

mean

if you want the estate you must have it

as it stands with a livestock honey

praiser who is the lady

what's that to you sir

no now come jack give me your promise to

love and to marry her directly so this

is not very reasonable to summon my

afflictions for a lady i know nothing of

i'm sure it's more unreasonable in you

to object to a lady you know nothing off

then sir i must tell you plainly that my

inclinations are fixed on another my

heart is engaged to an angel i then pray

let your heart send an excuse

tell her it is very sorry

but business

prevents it waiting on her you must

excuse me sir if i tell you once and for

all that in this matter i cannot obey

you

jack

i've heard you for some time with

patience i've been cool quite cool but

take care

you know i am compliance itself when i

am not thwarted no one more easily lead

when i have my own way i must repeat it

sir in this i cannot obey you

damn me

if i will i call you chat

give me a promise

buy a nod

and i'll tell you what jack i mean

you

dog

if you don't i'll what promise to link

myself to some massive ugliness

the lady should be as ugly as i

she choose she should be as crooked as

the crescent her one eye shall roll

like the bulls in cox's museum

she's like the skin of a mummy and the

beard of a jew

she should be all this sir yet i'll make

you ogle her all day and sit up all

night to write sonnets to her beauty

this is reason and moderation do not

have your smearing puppy in heavier

grinning jackets pizza i never wasn't a

worse humor from earth in my life he's

pulsar i know you're laughing in your

sleeve i know you'll grin when i'm gone

sir i hope i know my duty better oh

no

none of your violence

it won't do with me so i promise you

indeed i never was cooler in my life

physical founded life

i know you're in a person in your heart

i i know you are you you hypocritical

young dog you but he won't do this upon

my words so you will fly out

why can't you be cool like me

what the devil good compassion do

passion is of no service you impudent

insolent overbearing dog you

you sneer again

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the patience of a saint may be overcome

at last now mark

i give you

six hours and a half to consider of this

if you then agree without any conditions

to do everything on earth that i choose

why

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what a tender method of giving his

in these matters

i dare not trust him with the truth

i wonder what old wealthy hag he has in

mind to bestow on me

hmm

yet he himself married for love

and was in his youth a bold intriguer

assuredly sir our father is wrath to a

degree he comes downstairs eight or ten

steps at a time muttering and growling

and thumping the balances all the way

but my credits are we're on your place

and found my father such a very bad

company i should certainly drop his

equation she shot him pertinent sir

stand out of my way

so

sir anthony trims my master

he's afraid to reply to his father then

vince is spleen on poor

when one is vexed by one person to

revenge oneself on another who happens

to come in the way is the vilest

injustice mr mr your master

calls you

solutious is generally more punctual

when he expects to hear from his dear

dalia as he calls her

i wonder he's not here yet

i have a scruple of conscience from this

deceit

but i should not be so well paid if my

hero knew that delia was near 50 and her

own mistress ah

my little ambassadors

upon my conscience i've been looking for

you i've been on the south parade this

half hour oh gemini and i've been

waiting for your worship here on the

north faith maybe that was the reason we

did not meet her

well

my little girl

have you got nothing for me yes but i

have

i've got a letter for you in my pocket

oh fate i knew you weren't come

empty-handed well let me see what the

dear creature says

there it is

sir

there is often a sudden insensitive

impulse in love

that has a greater

induction

than years of domestic combination

such was the commotion i felt at the

first superfluous view

of celusius or trigger

oh it's very pretty upon my word

female punctuation

forbids me to say more yet let me add

that it will give me joy infallible to

find solutions worthy the last criterion

of my affections

oh

upon my conscience lucy your lady is a

great mistress a language faith she's

quite the queen of the dictionary for

the devil a word dear refuse coming at

her called though i might think it was

quite out of here by sir lady of her

experience experience what it said

true but she reads so

and she must be very

deep red to write this way though

she is rather an arbitrary writer too

for here are a great many poor words

pressed into the service of this note

that would get their habeas corpus from

any court in christendom so lucius if

you could only hear how she talks of you

tell her i'll make her the best husband

in the world

and laid your trigger into the bargain

but first we must get the old gentle

woman's consent and do everything fairly

solutious i thought you weren't rich

enough to be so nice

upon my word young girl you hit it

i'm so poor i can't afford to do a dirty

action if i didn't want money i'd steal

your mistress and have fortune with a

great deal of pleasure

however

my prettiness is there

here

is

a little something

to buy you a ribbon

meet me this evening and i'll give you

an answer to this in the meantime your

baggage give me a kiss to put you in

mind

not so lucius i've never seen such a

german

my lady won't like it if you're so

impotent faith she will lucy

that's same huh what's the name of it

modesty is equality more praised by the

women than liked so if your mistress

asks you if seducius ever gave you a

kiss tell her fifty my gear what would

you have me lie to her save your baggage

i'll make it a truth presently

someone coming faith

i'll quiet your conscience

so selma

i humbly beg your pardon oh

lord mr

how you flurry one so

don't come lucy

there's no one by so a little less

simplicity with a grain or two more

sincerity if you please now you play

false with us madam

i saw you give the baronet a letter

my master shall know this and if he

doesn't call him out

i will

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you gentlemen's gentlemen are so hasty

that letter was from mrs malaprop's

simpleton

she is taken with seleucius's address

what taste some people have

why and i suppose i have walked past her

window

a hundred times

what says our young lady any message to

my master oh sad news mr a worse

rival than acres so anthony absolutist

proposed his son

what

captain absolutely even so i overheard

it

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my father wants to force me to marry the

very girl i'm plotting to run away

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he must not know of my association with

her yet a while he has to summary a

method of proceeding in these matters

however

i'll read my recantation instantly

my conversion is something sudden indeed

but

i can assure him it is very sincere

now for a penitential face

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his impudence almost put me out of tempo

his mother

this is my return

for getting him at 12 years old into a

marching regiment and allowing him 50

pounds a year besides his pay

ever since

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all right

is anybody's son for me

i'll never see him again

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get out of my way sir you see a penitent

before you i see an impudent scoundrel

before me a sincere penitent i am come

sir to acknowledge my errors and to

submit entirely to your will

i have been reflecting and revolving and

considering on your past goodness and

kindness and condescension towards me

well

sir i have likewise been weighing and

balancing what you were pleased to

mention concerning duty and obedience

and authority well

puppy well sir

the result of my reflections is a

resolution to sacrifice all of my own

inclinations to your satisfaction

why now you talk sense

absolute sense

i never heard anything more sensible in

my life confound you you shall be jack

again i am happy in the appellation

jack my dear jackal

i will now inform you who the lady

rarely is

nothing but your passion and your

violence your silly fellow prevented me

from telling you at first

get out of it

what thank you

of miss

lydia

languish

language for the languages of

worcestershire

said no

did you never meet mrs malaprop and a

niece miss didier languish who came into

our county just before you ordered back

to your original alloprop languish

i don't remember everything i heard the

names before you

stay i think i reckon

it's anguish she squints don't you

little redhead girl

no no i must have god can't be the same

person then

archer

jaguar

what think you are blooming

love breathing

seventeen

well as to that sir i'm quite

indifferent if i can please you in this

effort is all i desire but

such eyes

such eyes

so innocently wild so bashfully

irresolute

not a glance but speaks and kindle some

thoughts of love

and then jack her cheeks oh jack her

cheeks

so deeply blushing at the insinuations

of her telltale eyes

and her lips lips

smiling at their own discretion

and if not smiling then more

sweetly bounty

more

lovely and sullenness

and jerk

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the knees or the arms

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when i was your age such a description

would have made me fly like a rocket

there aren't indeed when i ran away with

your mother i would not have touched

anything old or ugly to gain an empire

not to please your father

but he was not the indulgent father that

i am no i dare say not so become jack

you're not sorry to find your mistress

sister beautiful are you sir i repeat it

if i confuse you in this event is all i

desire not that i think a woman the

worst would being handsome but if you

please to recollect sir you before

mentioned something about a hump or two

one eye and a few more graces of that

kind now without being very nice i own i

should rather choose a wife of mine to

have the usual number of limbs and a

limited quantity of back and though one

eye may be very agreeable yet as the

prejudices always run in favor of two i

would not wish to affect a singularity

in that article

what a phlegmatic sort it is

you were soldier walking block i have a

great mind to marry the girl myself oh

if you should think of addressing this

language yourself i suppose you would

have me marry the aunt or if you should

change your mind and take the old lady

it is the same to me i'll marry the

niece

come come jack i i'm sure your

indifference on such a subject is all a

lie a couple confetti you've been lying

haven't you i'm sorry sir that the

respect and duty which i bear you should

be so mistaken don't hang your

respecting duty

you shall visit a lady directly

i had not hope to see you again so soon

could i julia be contented with my first

welcome

oh

when your kindness can make me thus

happy let me not think that i discovered

something of coldness in your first

salutation oh it was with your fancy

jeweler i was rejoiced to see you

to see you in such health

sure i have no cause for coldness

no then i see you have taken something

ill

you must not conceal from me what it is

well then shall i own to you that my joy

at hearing of your health and arrival

here by your neighbor acres was somewhat

damped by his dwelling much on the high

spirits you had enjoyed in devonshire

on your singing

your mirth

dancing

and i know not what

must i never cease to tax my fortune

with this teasing my newt caprice

can the idol reports of a silly boar

wearing your breast against my tried

affection oh they have not wait with me

julia no i'm happy that you've been sir

only say that you did not sing with mer

say that your thoughts are falkland and

the dance i never can be happy in your

absence

believe me falkland

i mean not to upgrade you when i say

that i have often dressed sorrow in

smiles lest my friend should guess whose

unkindness would cause my tears

search your heart

perhaps what you've mistaken for love is

but the warmer fusion of a to thankful

heart

what quality must i love you for no

quality to regard me for any quality of

mind or understanding were only to

esteem me the unfull person

i often wish myself to form to be

convinced that i have no obligation

there to any part of your affection

julia i despise person in a man yet if

you loved me as i wished though i were

an atheist you think none so fair i see

you are determined to be unkind the

contract which my poor father bound us

in gives you more than a lover's

privilege again julia you raise ideas

that feed and justify my doubts

i would not have been more free no

i'm proud of my restraint

yet

yet perhaps your high regard for this

solemn compact has fettered your

inclinations

which else have made a worthier choice

then try me now

let us be free strangers as to what is

past my heart will not feel more liberty

so hasty julia

so anxious to be free if your love for

me you were fixed and argent you would

not loose your hold even though i wished

you tortured me to the heart hear me all

my doubts and fears arise from this

women are not used to weigh and separate

the motives of their affections the cold

dictates of prudence gratitude or filial

duty may sometimes be mistaken for the

pleadings of the heart

i know not whether your insinuations

would tend but as they seem pressing to

insult me i will spare you the regret of

having done so

i have given you no cause for this tears

no stay julia stay but for a moment

the door is fastened

julia my soul

but for one moment you're being sir

anthony some captain would itself be a

sufficient accommodation

but from the

ingenuity of your appearance i am

convinced that you deserve the character

here given of you

permit me to say madam that as i have

not yet had the pleasure of seeing miss

languish my principal inducement in this

affair so far is the honour of being a

lied to mrs malaprop of whose

intellectual accomplishments elegant

manners and unaffected learning no

tongue is silent

you do me infinite honor

well i think captain you'll be seated

few gentlemen nowadays know how to value

the ineffectual qualities in a woman few

think our little knowledge becomes a

gentle woman men have no sense now but

for the worthless flower of beauty it is

but too true indeed madam

yet i fear our ladies should share the

blame

they think our admiration of beauty so

great that knowledge in them would be

superfluous

thus like garden trees they seldom show

their fruit till time has robbed them of

the more spacious blossom few like mrs

malaprop

and the orange tree are rich in both the

pons

oh oh sir you overpower me with good

breeding

you are the very pineapple of politeness

you are not ignorant captain

that this giddy girl has somehow

contrived to fix her affections on a

beggarly strolling eavesdropping enzyme

who none of us has met and nobody knows

anything of oh i have heard of that

silly affair before but i'm not at all

prejudiced against her on that account

oh you're very good and very considerate

captain

i'm sure i've done everything in my

power since i exploded the affair long

ago i laid my positive conjunctions on

her never to think on the fellow again i

have since made sir anthony's

preposition before her but i'm sorry to

say she seems resolved to decline every

particle that i'm joining her it must be

very distressing and deep oh it gives me

the hydrostatics to such a degree

i thought she had persisted from

corresponding with him but behold this

very morning i interceded another letter

from the fella ah here it is the little

treacherous lucy there

perhaps you may know the writing yes i

think i have seen the hand before me

read it captain

my soul's idol my adored lydia

is very tender indeed tender i am

profane two of my conscience

i am excessively alarmed at the

intelligence you send me the more so as

my new rival that's you sir

has universally the character of being

an accomplished gentleman and a man of

honor well that's handsome enough oh the

fellow has some design in writing so

that he had indeed i'll answer for him

but go on so you'll see presently

as for the old weather beaten she dragon

who guards you

who can he mean by that

lisa

me

it means me there what you think now

going a little further impudent scout

it shall go hard but i will elude her

vigilance as i am told of the same

ridiculous vanity

which makes her dress up her coarse

features and decker dollchat with hard

words which she don't understand

a an attack upon my language what'd you

think of that a dispersion upon my parts

of speech was ever such a fruit sure if

i represent anything in this world it is

the use of oracular tongue and a nice

derangement of epitopes

he deserves to be hanged and courted let

me see same ridiculous vanity you need

not read it again sir i beg your pardon

does also lay her open to the grossest

deceptions from flattery and pretended

admiration what an ambulant cox com

so that i have a scheme to see you

shortly with the old harridan's consent

and even to make her a go-between in our

interviews was ever such assurance did

you ever hear anything like it early

lewd my vigilance with oh

we'll see if he can he's very likely to

enter those doors we'll try who can plot

this so we will have so we will

this isn't

seeing as the girl seems so infatuated

with this fella

suppose you were to wink at her

corresponding with him for a little

while

let her even plot an enlightenment with

him

then do you can either escape while i

justin the nick will have the fellow

laid by the evils and fairly contrived

to carry her off in his step

i'm delighted with this game

was anything better perpetrated

mrs malaprob could i not see the young

lady for a few minutes i should like to

try her temper a little well i don't

know

i doubt if she's prepared for a visit to

this kind there is a decorum you know

lord she won't mind me only tell her

beverly oh beverly what

i was going to propose that you should

say to her by way of chest

it was beverly who was below she came

down fast enough then

she's a trick she'd well deserve besides

you know the fellow tells her he'll get

my consent to see her

let him if he can i see again lydia come

down here

you make me a go-between in their visits

lydia come down i see

i don't wonder what you're laughing his

impedance is truly ridiculous but it is

very ridiculous

the little house he won't hear well i'll

go and tell her who it is

i'll tell her that

captain absolutely

and i'll make her behave as becomes a

young woman as you please mouth to the

present captain

your servants

what a scene am i allowed to go through

surely nothing will be more dreadful

than to be

obliged listen to the loops and

addresses of a stranger to one's heart

i have heard of girls persecuted as i am

who have appealed a behalf of their

favored lover to the generosity of his

wife

suppose i were to try it

one would think now that i could throw

off all disguise at once and seize my

prize with security but such is lydia's

caprice that to under sieve were

probably to lose her

there stands the hated rifle an officer

too

but oh how i like my beverly

i wonder he don't begin

truly he seems a very negligent ruler

i'll speak first

captain absolute

man oh heavens beverly

hush my life be not surprised i'm so

astonished and so terrified and so

overjoyed for heaven's sakes how can you

hear briefly i have deceived your aunt

i was informed that my new rival was to

visit here this evening and contriving

to have him kept away have passed myself

on her for captain absolutely oh

charming and she really takes you the

young absolutely oh she's convinced of

it

but we trifle with our precious moment

such another opportunity may not occur

then let me now conjure my kind my

condescending angel to fix a time when i

may rescue her from undeserved

persecution and with a licensed warmth

plead for my reward

will you then beverly consent to forfeit

that portion of my poultry wealth that

burden on the wings of love oh

come to me rich only thus

in loveliness

bring no portion to me but thy loved

will be generous in you lydia for well

you know it is the only dower your poor

beverly can repay

how persuasive are his words

how charming will poverty be with him

ah my soul what a life will we then live

observing all worldly toys to center

every thought and action there

proud of calamity we will enjoy the

wreck of wealth while the surrounding

gloom of adversity shall make the flame

of our pure love show doubly bright

by heavens i would fling all goods of

fortune from me with a prodigal hand to

enjoy the scene

where i might clasp my lydia to my bosom

and say the world affords no smile to me

but here now could i fly with him to the

antipodes

but my persecution has not yet come to a

crisis

so pensively is then your warmth abated

no

nor ever can while i have life

think not the idle threats of my

ridiculous aunt can have any weight with

me

let her choice be kept in absolute but

beverly is mine

thus then

let me enforce my suit i can contain no

longer

why thou vixen i have overheard you

captain absolute and know not how to

apologize for a shocking rudeness

i have hopes madam the time will bring

the young lady oh there's nothing to be

oprah

she's as headstrong as an allegory on

the banks of the nile oh hey madam what

do you charge me with now why thou

unlushing rebel didn't you tell this

gentleman to his face that you loved

another better didn't you say that you

never could be his no madam i did not oh

go to heavens

such assurance

lydia lydia you ought to know that lion

don't become a young woman didn't you

boast that beverly that stroller beverly

possessed your heart it is true mom and

none but oh hold on

a piece of wood name adam don't stop the

young lady speech he's very welcome to

talk to us it does not hurt me in the

least aren't true you're very cool

captain very amiably patient come along

miss

let us see you again soon captain

remember what we fixed i shall indeed

man

indeed david do you think i become it so

you're quite another creature believe me

mastered by the mass

and with any luck as you'll see the

devil monkey rooney and all the print

shops in bath dress does make a

difference david why and he would've

gone now to claude hall i'm certainly

old lady wouldn't know me master butler

wouldn't believe his own eyes i know you

aren't dolly tester you're on his

favorite

blush like my whisker

oons i'll hold a gallon there aren't a

dog in the house but we'll bark and i'll

question whether this wagoy of her tail

hi david there's nothing like polishing

so always says if you're on his boots

but the boy never eats me but david as

mr della grass being here i must rub up

my balancing and chasing and boring i'll

call again sir do and see if there are

any letters for me

at the post office i will

by the mass i can't help looking at your

head if i haven't been by at the cooking

i wish i may die if i should have known

the dish again myself

sink

slide

coupe oh it's jigs and tapers these

outlandish even almonds and cotton

youngs quite beyond me i shall never

prosper at them that sure

mine are true born english legs they

don't understand their cursed french

lingo

pause this and pause that and pause the

other that me my feet don't want to be

called pause but is certain i have most

anti-gallican

trigger to wait on you sir show him in

mr acres

i'm delighted to impress you my dear sir

lucius

i kiss oh

your hands

well my dear friend

and

what brings you so suddenly to bath

fight i have followed cupid's

jack-o-lantern and find myself in a

quagmire at last

in short i have been very ill you

solutious i don't choose to mention

names but look on me as a very ill used

gentleman i pray what's the case i ask

no need mark me seleucius i fall as deep

as need be in love with a young lady her

friends take my part i follow her to

bath said word of my arrival and receive

answer that the lady used to be

otherwise disposed of this solutious i

call being ill-used very ill upon my

conscience for free can you define the

cause why there's the matter she has

another lover one beverly who i am told

is now in bath ah slanders and lies he

must be at the bottom of it a rival in

the case

is there and do you think he supplanted

you unfairly unfairly to be sure he has

he never could have done it fairly to be

sure you know what must be done not i

upon my life

we wear no swords here but you

understand me what fight him i can be

sure what can i mean but he's giving me

no provocation

i think he's giving you the greatest

provocation in the world

could a man commit a more heinous sin

against another than to fall in love

with the same woman by my soul it's the

most unpardonable breach of friendship

breach of friendship hi but i have no

acquaintance with this man i never saw

him in my life

that's no argument at all he has the

less rights then to take such a liberty

that's true

i grow full of anger solutions i fire a

pace odds hilts and blades i find a man

may have a deal of valor in him and not

know it

but couldn't i contrive to have a little

right on my side what

signifies rights when your honor is

concerned do you think achilles

alexander the great ever inquired where

the rightly know by my soul they drew

their broad swords and let the lazy sons

of peace settle the justice of us your

words are a grenadier's march to my

heart

i believe courage must be catchy i

certainly do feel a kind of valor rising

as it were a kind of courage as i might

say

odds flint's pans and triggers i'll

challenge him directly oh

my little friend

i had blunderbuss hall here i could show

you a range of ancestry in the old old

trigger line every one of whom killed

his man oh celesius i have had ancestors

too every man of them colonel or captain

in the militia the thunder of your words

has soured the milk of human kindness in

my breast i could do such things come

come there must be no passion at all in

the case these things should always be

done

i must be a passion solution i must be

in the right no no

let me be in a rage if you love me come

here's pen and paper

i put the ink with red

it died i say indict

bullets and blades all right a good bold

hand however oh oh compose yourself come

now shall i begin with an oath do

solutions let me begin the damn do the

thing decently and like a christian

begin now

sir that's too civil by half

to prevent the confusion that might

arise well from our both addressing the

same lady hi there's the reason same

lady well i shall expect the honor of

your company as soon as i'm not asking

into dinner it may be easy well in honor

of your company

to settle our pretensions well

i know well no let me see yeah yeah

kings need fields we'll do

so that's done

i'll fold it up presently

my own crest

and dagger shall be the seal

now

i'll leave you to fix your time yourself

take my advice you'll decide it this

evening if you can and then let the

worst come of it it'll be off your mind

tomorrow very true now i would

see nothing more of you unless it'd be

my letter until this evening

i will do myself the honor to carry your

message

but to tell you a secret

i believe i shall have such another

affair on my own hands

there is a gay captain here who put a

jest on me lately at the expense of my

country and i only want to fall in with

that gentleman to call him out why am i

valor i should like to see you fight

first i should like to see you kill him

if it was only to get a little lesson

but i should be very proud of

instructing you

well for the present but remember when

you meet your antagonist do everything

in a mild and agreeable manner let your

courage be as keen but at the same time

as polished

as

swayed

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is all expressing but just too short

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sir i do no such thing

near as a lucious old trigger in the

kingdom to make me fight when i weren't

so minded that's what the old ladies say

when she hears of it oh david if you had

urged solutions ah spots and flames he

would have roused your valor naughty

indeed i ain't such bloodthirsty

comrades i never know any good of

him but my honor david my honor i must

be very careful of my honor my boy the

master i would be very careful of it and

i think in return my honor couldn't do

less than to be very careful of me oddly

statement

no gentleman will ever risk the loss of

his honor i say then it'd be but civil

in honor never to risk the loss of the

gentleman

lookie master this honor seems to me a

marvelous false friend

only truly a very courtier-like servant

but the case i was a gentleman

which thank god no one can see me well

my honor makes me quarrel with another

gentleman of my acquaintance so we fight

pleasant enough that oh i kill him

the more is my luck now pray who gets

the profit of it why my honor i'll put

the case that he kills me

boy the mass i go to the worms of my

honor whips over to my enemy no david in

that case odds crowns and laurels your

honor follows you to the

grave that's just the place i can make a

shift to do with aldi don't stay with

you are a coward they don't become my

ballot listen to you what shall i

disgrace my ancestors think of that

david

think what it would be to disgrace my

ancestors under fever the surest way of

not disgracing them is to keep as long

as he can out of their company

look at me now master the golden have

been such as but now it's a lead in your

brains

i should think might as well be let

alone

david

you don't think there is such very very

very great danger eh

i'll just like people often fight

without any missed you've done

boy the man so we think he's ten of one

against him

i was here to meet with some lion headed

fellaini warren with his damn

double-barreled swords and cutting

thrust pistols

i suppose there aren't so merciless of

based in the world as your loaded pistol

zones i won't be afraid our fire and

fury you shout make me afraid

here is the challenge and i have sent

for my dear friend jack absolutely carry

it for me aye in the name of mischief

let me be the messenger jesus i may say

a designing a malicious looking letter

i warrant smells a gun powder like a

soldier's pouch owns a wooden swearing

man go off

aren't you pulled through you're in the

battle of a grasshopper well i'll say no

more it will be sad news to be sure and

claud all but i have done he won't do

david i am determined to fight so get

along you can't while i'm in the mind

captain absolutely sir oh uh show him up

well evan sim we'd be all alive this

time tomorrow

what's that don't you provoke me davey

good morning

get along you cowardly doubtedly

what's the matter

a vile sheep-hearted blockhead if i

hadn't the banner of saint george and

the dragon to boot but

what did you want with me bob oh one

there

to enzyme beverly well

what's this

a challenge

you need white

you won't fight him

the gap but i will jack so lucious has

brought me to it he has left me full of

rage and i'll fight this evening that so

much good person may be wasted but what

have i got to do with this part oh well

as i think you know something of this

fellow i want you to find him out for me

and give him this mortal defiance ah

well give it to me and trust me he gets

it thank you my dear friend my dear jack

but it has given you a great deal of

trouble not in the least i beg you won't

mention it no trouble in the world i

assure you you are very kind what it is

to have a friend

you couldn't be my second could you jack

why no bob not in this affair it would

not be quite so proper

well i must get my friend solutions but

i shall have your good wishes however

jack oh whenever he meets you believe me

sorry absolutely

i'll come instantly

well my little hero

success attend you but stay stay jack

if beverly should ask you what kind of a

man your friend i says

do tell him i am a devil of a fellow

will you jack sure i will i'll see

you're a determined dog i do do

and if that frightened him began perhaps

he may come so tell him i generally kill

a man a week will you jack i will i will

answer you're known in the country as

fighting bomb

sir anthony and captain absolutely below

mom no lydia i insist on your behaviors

becomes a young woman show me your good

breathing at least though you have

forgot your duty

i have told you my respiration i shall

literally give him their encouragement

but i won't even speak to or look at him

here we are madame

and object speak

huh

right

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check

you have infinite trouble sir anthony

and the affair i'm ashamed at the cause

lydia lydia rise i beseech you pay your

respects well i hope this language is

reflected upon the worth of this fellow

in the regard due to iran's choice and

my alliance

now jack speak to her

she said she won't even look at me

whilst you're here i told you she

wouldn't let me encrypt you sir to leave

us together i wonder i haven't heard my

aunt exclaim yet sure she can't have

looked at him

perhaps her regimentals are alike and

she is something blind and i won't start

a foot yet i am sorry to say sir anthony

my affluence over my niece is very small

lydia turn around i blush for you

perhaps this language will inform us

what cause for dislike she can have to

my son

why don't you begin jack

speak your puppies speak it's impossible

sir anthony that she should have any she

will not say she has answer hazie why

don't you answer well i hope that a

hasty and childish predilection will be

no bar to jack's happiness

speech

pizza i'm so confounded and so confused

the tremor of my passion entirely takes

away my presence of might would you take

away your voice does it go up speak

directly

shall we leave them together sir anthony

unlock your jaws salam

will not miss language lend an ear to

the mouth accents of true love

what else the fella

why did you speak out directly and i'll

stand there cloaking like a like a frog

in a quincy okay so the excess of my awe

and my modesty quite choked me

it is modest

not here jack if you don't speak out

directly and deeply to i shall be in

such a rage

this is a male problem why doesn't the

lady favor us with something more than a

more than a side front

be not surprised by lydia suppress or

surprise a present is this possible my

beverly how can this be my beverly

beverly

beverly this is my son jack absolutely

shame hussy for shame that fellow run so

in your end you have him always in your

eyes big captain absolute pardon

directly i can see no captain absolute

but my loved beverly oh the girl's mad

her brain's been turned but reading my

conscience i believe so what do you mean

beverly huzzy you saw captain absolutely

before today there he is your husband

that shall be with all my soul mom when

i refuse my beverly

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she's as mad as betlam

oh

has this fella been playing as a rogue's

trick

come here sir

who the devil are you

faith sir i'm not quite clear myself but

i shall endeavor to recollect are you my

son or not speak for your mother if you

went for me yes who are you sir anthony

most assuredly i am your wife's son and

that i sincerely believe myself to be

yours also i hope my duty has always

shrunk

this is malaprop i am your most

respectful admirer and shall be glad to

add affectionate nephew

i need not tell my lydia that she sees

her faithful beverly

who knowing the singular generosity of

her temper assumed that name and a

station which he now hopes to enjoy in a

more elevated character

so

there will be no enlightenment after all

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jack now aren't the most impudent fellow

upon myself i think i never saw a piece

of more consummate assurance you flatter

me so your compliment is my modesty

i'm glad you're not the dull insensible

valiant i took you for i'm glad you made

a fool of your father i am your dog

this is your penitence your duty your

obedience

i thought it was damn sudden

would you you never heard their names

before no not you

the languishes of worcestershire

you dissembling villain

she squints doji little red-haired girl

you hypocritical young rascal

i wonder you're not ashamed to hold up

your head it is with difficulty so much

difficulty i am confused very much

confused as you must perceive

lots of me a new light breaks in upon me

captain

did you write the letters then

what

am i to thank you for the elegant

compilation of an old weather beaten she

dragon

oh mercy

was it you that reflected from my parts

of speech

yes sir my modesty will be overpowered

at last if you don't assist me i shall

certainly not be able to stand it

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we must forget

and forgive them

for myself things have taken so clever a

turn all of a sudden

i could find it in my heart to be so

good humored

and so

gallant aim mrs melvin

if you desire it

we will not

anticipate the past

so

my

young people

henceforth our retrospection shall be

all to the future come come mrs

matterford we must leave them together

they're long to fly into each other's

eyes

jack isn't the cheek because i said

in the eye

and the lips and the neck jackal the

neck

mrs malaprop will not disturb their

tenderness

this is the time of life

for happiness

joy

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yes

i'm in such spirits i don't know what i

couldn't do

i could do with a little fooling myself

so brave lydia

sir

again i thought as much that damned

monosyllable has froze me

what lydia now that we are as happy and

our friends consent as in our mutual

vows friends consent indeed oh

come come

we must lay aside some of our romance

little wealth and comfort may be endured

after all and for your fortune the

lawyers shall make such settlements

i hate lawyers then we will not wait for

their lingering forms but instantly

procure a license and license

i hate lice oh come my love be not so

unkind thus let me intrigue sure

what signifies kneeling when you know i

must have you name adam there shall be

no constraint upon your inclinations i

promise you if i have lost your heart

then i resigned the respect

let me tell you the interest you had

there was acquired by a mean unmanly

imposition and deserves the punishment

of fraud

what

you have been treating me like a child

humoring my romance and laughing i

suppose that your success you wrong me

lydia you wronged me only here so

while i fondly imagined we were

deceiving my relations and flattered

myself i should outwit and sense them

all behold my hopes are to be crushed at

once by my aunt's consent and

approbation and i am myself the only

dupe at last

here sir here is the picture

beverly's picture

which i have worn night and day in spite

of threats and entreaties

there sir

to be assured i throw the original from

my heart as easily name we will not

differ as to that here here is miss

lydia languish what a difference i there

is the heavenly ascending smile that

first gave soul and spirit to my hopes

those are the lips which seal the vow as

yet scarce dry in cupid's calendar their

madam in beauty that copy is not equal

to you but in my mind it's merit over

the original in being still the same is

such that i cannot find in my heart to

part with it

it is your own doing sir

i suppose you are perfectly satisfied oh

most certainly to be sure this is much

better than being in love

there's some spirit in this what

signifies breaking some score of solemn

promises all that's of no consequence

you know to be sure some people will say

that miss didn't know her own mind but

never mind that or

they may be ill-natured enough to hint

that the gentleman grew tired of the

lady and for sukkah but don't let that

fret you

there's no bearing his insolence

come we used to interrupt your billing

and queen away this

is treachery and deceit you

face ingrates

this is the oddest billing and queen

i've ever heard

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what is it what's the what what's the

matter ask the ladies oh mercy for my

partner i'm quite analyzed lydia what is

the reason of this i was the gentleman

mom as soon as i shall be in such a fury

jack

you're not come out to be anyone else

are you no there's no more trick is

there you aren't like cerberus three

gentlemen at once i say the lady can

account for this much better than i can

madam

you once commanded me never to see

beverly again

there is the man i now obey you for from

this moment i renounce him forever

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was only to obtain

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till we have lost our treasure but dying

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is

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i wonder where this captain absolutely

hides himself

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on my conscience these officers are

always in one's way in love affairs

i wonder too what it is the ladies could

see in them to be so fond of them

unless it'd be a touch of the old

serpentine that makes the little

creatures be caught like vipers

with a bitter red cloth

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faith is this the captain

the faith is

to what fine purpose i have been

plotting didn't she talk

gypsy i didn't think her romance could

have made her so damned absurd

instead i never wasn't the worst humor

in my life hey

i'm in the luck of it i never could have

found him in a sweeter temper for my

purposes i could cut my own throat or

anybody else's with the greatest

pleasure in the world to be sure i am

just calm in the nick

now to intimate conversation with him

and so

with regard to that matter captain i

must believe to differ an opinion with

you

indeed sir you must be a very subtle

disputed because i happened just then to

be giving no opinion at all

that's no answer but let me tell you a

man may think and on truth as well as

speak one very true but if the man never

utters his thoughts one would think they

might stand a good chance of escaping

compromise then you differ in opinion

with me which amounts to the same thing

hockey solutions

had i not known you before to be a

gentleman upon my soul i should not have

discovered it at this interview for what

you can drive at unless you need to

quarrel with me i cannot conceive i only

thank you sir for the quickness of your

apprehension

you've named the very thing i would be

at well sir i shall certainly not hold

your inclinations but i should be glad

if you were pleased to explain the

motive

be easy the quarrel is a very pretty

quarrel as it stands we should only

spoil it by trying to explain it but you

remember they must be very short

but you could not have forgotten the

front

passed you on me within this week

no more

name your time and place

since you are so bent on it the sooner

the better let it be here this evening

by the spring gardens we shall scarcely

be interrupted

faith

that same interruption in affairs of

this nature shows very great ill

breeding

i don't know what's the reason but in

england if affairs of this kind get wind

people make such a power a gentleman can

never fight in peace and quietness

however

captain if it's the same to you i should

regard this particular kindness if you

let us meet in king's mead fields

as i have a little business there at six

o'clock and i will dispatch both matters

at once it is the same to me exactly

a little after six then we will discuss

this matter more

seriously the pleasure sir

we shall have very pretty small sword

light

though

it won't do for a long shot

so

the matter settled

my mind stays

well met oh folk

all the demons of spite and

disappointment have conspired against me

and i thought the prospect of being

knocked on the head by and by i should

scarce have spirit to tell you the cause

what can you mean

as lydia changed her mind

i should have thought her duty and

inclination now pointed to the same

object i just as the eyes do of a person

who squints

what's the resource oh to wind up the

hole

some good-natured irishman here has just

begged leave to have the pleasure of

cotton my throat and i mean to indulge

him that's all pretty be serious this

fact upon my soul seleucious a trigger

you know in my sight for some a front

which i'm sure i never intended does

oblige me to meet him this evening at

six o'clock you must go with me may

there must be some mistakes

but i am myself a good deal ruffled by a

difference i've had with julia oh it

says my vile tormenting temper has made

me treat her so cruelly that i shall not

be myself to well reconciled by heaven's

fault and you don't deserve her

oh jack this is from julia yeah boy

i tried to open it i figured maybe to

take a last leave or or bit me return

her letters or

oh how i suffer for my fault yeah let me

see

ah

final sentence indeed

oh it is all over with you faith no jack

don't keep me in

suspense then

as i am convinced that my dear falklands

own reflections have already upgraded

him for his last unkindness to me i will

not add a word on the subject i wish to

speak with you as soon as possible

yours ever and truly

julia their stubbornness and resentment

for you

why man you don't seem one wit the

happier of this

oh yes i am

but

confound your butts you never hear a

thing that would make another man bless

himself you immediately damn it with a

butt no jack as you are my friend own

honestly

don't you think there's something

forward something indelicate in this

haste to forgive women should never sue

for reconciliation that should always

come from us

i have no patience to listen to you that

are incorrigible let me see you before

six remember my lodgings

a poor industrious devil like me who

have drudged and toiled and plotted to

gain my own ends and am finally

disappointed by other people's folly may

in pity be allowed to swear and grumble

a little

but a capture skeptic in love a slave to

whim and fretfulness who has no

difficulties but of his own creating is

a subject more fit for ridicule than

compassion

i feel his reproaches but i would not

exchange this exquisite nicety for the

gross content with which he tramples on

the forms of love

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he's engaging me in this jewel has fixed

an idea in my head which i'll instantly

pursue

i'll use it as the touchstone of julia's

sincerity

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what means this

why this caution falkland

i'll ask julia

i am come to take a long farewell

evans what do you mean

you see before you were wretch who has

forfeited his life

me start not

the infirmity of my tempers what this

misery on me

i left you fretful and passionate

an untoward accident drew me into a

quarrel

the event is i must fly this kingdom

instantly we will fly together

when safe from pursuit my father's will

may be fulfilled and i receive a legal

claim to be the partner of your sorrows

and tenderest comforter would you not

wish some hours to weigh the advantages

you forgo

or

what little compensation poor forkling

can make you

beside his solitary love i ask not a

moment no falkland i have loved you for

yourself

and i now more than ever prize the

solemn engagement which puts the seal of

duty to an act of love

let us not linger perhaps this dude will

be better i should not venture out again

till dark

yet am i grieved to think what

numberless distress will press heavy on

your gentle disposition perhaps your

fortune may be forfeited by this unhappy

act

i know not whether it is so but sure

that alone can never make us unhappy

the little i have will be sufficient to

support us hi

but in

such an abject state of life

my wounded pride perhaps may increase

the natural fretfulness of my temper

till i become a rude morose companion

beyond your patience to endure perhaps

the recollection of a deed my conscience

cannot justify me haunts me in such

gloomy and unsocial fits that i shall

hate the tenderness to relieve me break

from your arms and quarrel with your

tenderness

if your thoughts should assume so

unhappy

julia

i have proved you to the quick

and

with this useless device

i throw away all my doubts

shall i plead to be forgiven this last

unworthy effect of my restless

unsatisfied disposition

has

has no such disaster happened as you

related

i'm ashamed when it was all pretended

yet in pity julia do not kill me for

resenting a fault which never can be

repeated

that you are

free from a crime which i before fear to

name heaven knows how sincerely i

rejoice but

but your cruel doubt should have urged

you to an imposition that has rung my

heart because me now applying more keen

than i can express i haven't you hear me

my father loved you falkland

in his presence i pledge my hand

joyfully pledged it

where before i had given my heart

when soon after i lost that parent it

seemed to me that providence had in

falkland show me whether to transfer my

grateful duty as well as my affection i

will not upgrade you by repeating how

you have tripled with my sincerity

with this conviction i never will be

yours

while i had hopes that my persevering

attention and unreproaching kindness

might in time reform your temper i

should have been happy to have gained a

dearer influence over you but i will not

furnish you with a licensed power to

keep alive and incorrigible fault at the

expense of one who never would contend

with you

one word

as my faith has once been given to you

i never will barter it with another

dearest blessing i can ask of heaven to

send you will be to charm you from this

unhappy temper which alone has prevented

the performance of our solemn engagement

all i ask of you

is that you will yourself reflect upon

this infirmity

and when you number up the many true

delights it has deprived you of

let it not be your least regret that it

lost you the love of one who would have

followed you in beckery

through the world

she's gone

forever

there was an awful resolution in her

voice that riveted me to my place

though he has used me so this fellow

runs strangely in my head

i believe one lecture from my grave

cousin will make never call him oh julia

i am come to you with such an appetite

for consolation

love a child what's the matter with you

you've been crying

i'll be handed that fault and does not

be tormenting you

you must take the cause of my uneasiness

something has flurried me a little

nothing you can guess no julia whatever

vexations you may have i can assure you

mine surpassed them you know who beverly

proves to be

i will now own to you lydia that mr

falkland had before and for me of the

whole affair

had young absolute been the person you

took him for i should not have accepted

your confidence without a serious

endeavor to counteract your caprice so

i see i have been deceived by everyone

but i don't care i'll never have him

lydia

why is it not provoking i projected one

of the most sentimental enlightenments

so becoming a disguise so amiable a

ladder of ropes conscious moon

four horses scotch parson was such a

surprise to mrs malaprop in such

paragraph in newspapers

i shall die with disappointment i don't

wonder

now sad reverse

what am i to expect but to go simply not

to the altar or perhaps be cried three

times in a country church and have some

unmannerly fat clerk ask the consent of

every butcher in the parish to join john

absolute and lydia language spinster

oh

that i should live to hear myself called

spinster melancholy indeed how

mortifying

to remember the dear delicious shifts i

used to be put to to gain half a minutes

conversation with this fellow

how often have i stole forth in the

coldest night in january and found him

in the garden stuck like a dripping

statue

there would he kneel to me in the snow

and sneeze and cough so pathetically

he's shivering with cold and eye with

apprehension

oh julia that was something like being

in love shoo soo here's fine work is

fine suicide parasite and simulation

going on in the fields and so antony not

to be found to prevent the antistrophy

for heaven's sake madam what's the

meaning of why murders the matter

killings the matter slaughters the

matter but he can tell you the

perpendicular

brief why then mom that's to murder i

cannot take it upon me to say and as to

slaughter or manslaughter well that

shall be as the jury finds but who sir

who are engaged in this faith

i should be very sorry anything was to

happen to

a very pretty behaved gentleman we have

lived much together and always on terms

but who is this who my master who mom i

speak of my master

my master oh heavens captain absolutely

ah to be sure you're frightened now but

who is with him sir why mum asked the

rest this gentleman can inform you

better than i do speak friend

okay milady

by the mass there's mischief going on

folks don't use the meat for amusement

with firearms

fire locks

for your engines

for your screens fire office and the

devil knows where the crackers besides

this maladio say has an angry favor but

who is there beside captain absolute

friend my poor master

and the favor for mentioning him first

my master course is

or was

squire acres

then

we should only participate in this i'll

do mrs han save a few lives they are

desperately giving believe me above all

is it bloodthirsty philistines are

losing his own trigger

and they dragged poor little seleucius

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how provoking

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absolutely

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no one may be deceived

at a little distance

only that i see you don't know me i

could have sworn that was my son jack

smoosh it is hey jerk what are you

afraid of

i'm sure i'm right

the jack

the jerk absolutely

on me sir you have the advantage of me

my name is sanderson says anderson at

your service i beg your pardon mr

sanderson i took you for my son jack

zoom jetty

your humble servant mr sanderson

a jack

what trixie you have tonight oh a

joke i came here on purpose to look for

you sir you did well i'm glad you're so

lucky

what are your muffin lobster for uh

that is cool somehow isn't it rather

chilly sir but i shall be late i have a

particular engagement say i thought you

were looking for me

where is you're going going sir all

right where are you going where am i

going yeah going

oh i i was going to do

lydia sir to make up matters if i could

and i was looking for user to do to

ah jack

you youngsters when once you're wounded

here

yeah what you got there nothing so

nothing or something damned

trinkets i drink it's a bauble for lydia

let's see your taste

oh trinkets

above all for lydia

shoes

you're gonna cut my throat higher

i thought it would divert you sir i

didn't mean to tell you till afterwards

you didn't yeah what is

truly diverting trinket yes so i'll

explain to you you know

lydia is romantic devilish romantic and

damned absurd of course now i intend if

she refuses to forgive me to unsheath

this sword and swear i'll fall upon its

point and expire at her

why didn't you stop him why didn't you

stop it

i please you sir anthony there's all

kinds of murder to be seen in the fields

all sorts of slaughter this fighting

going on sir bloody sword and gun

fighting

who are you gonna fight dance everybody

that i know of sir anthony everybody's

going to fight my poor master solutions

old trigger

your son the captain

i see this trick style do you know the

piece things made fails come along 40

yards is a good distance

odds levels and times on sight is a good

distance

is that for muskets or small field

pieces

upon my soul mr eagles you must leave

these things to me stay now i'll show

you

there now

there is a very pretty distance at a

pretty gentleman's distance you might as

well fight in the century box i tell you

celestia's the farther he has off the

cooler i shall take my i'm

i suppose you're named best of all if he

was out of sight oh solutions but i

should take 40 or 8 and 30 yards i check

nonsense

three or four feet between the mouths of

your pistols he's as good as it might

bullet snow by my valor there's no merit

in killing him so near

no my dear seleucius let me bring him

down at a long shot a long shot solution

if you love me the gentleman's friend

and i must settle that

but tell me now

mr acres

if there should be uh an accident

is there any little wind or permission

they could execute for you i'm not

obliged to use ellosius but i don't

understand well now

you may think

there is no being shot at without a

little risk and if an unlucky bullish

should carry a quietus with it i say

it'll be no time then to be bothering

you about family matters quieters well

if that should be the case for instance

would you choose to be

pickled and sent home

or would it be the same to you to lie

here in the abbey i'm told there's very

snug lying in the apple pickle snug line

in the abbey odds tremor solutions don't

talk so

i suppose mr nick is you whenever

engaged in an affair of this kind before

oscillosis never before that's a pity

there's nothing like being used with him

pray now how would you receive the

gentleman's shot the odds file solutions

i'll practice that

there

there aside front i

no you're quite out but if you stand so

when i aim at you so solutions you sure

it's not god never fear you don't

know it may come off of its own way

stuff will be easy

now

if i hit you in the body my bullet has a

double chance

but if it misses a vital part on your

right side it'll be very hard if you

don't succeed on the

there left yourself so yeah show him the

broad sides of your full fronts a ball

to me past clean through your body and

never do any harm at all please throw me

a ball don't clean through me hi maybe

and it's what's the gentlest attitude

into the boundary looking celosis i'd

just asleep be shot in an awkward

pasture as a dentist so by my valor i

will stand edgeways

i hope they don't mean to disappoint us

ah no

faith i think i see them coming wait

what coming

who are those yonder getting over the

style

hope there are two of them indeed well

let them calm my cells yes

we won't we won't run

run no i say we won't run by my valor

this is the matter with you

well then my dear friend my dear soloist

only i don't feel quite so bold somehow

as i did i consider your honor hi true

my honor uh do solutions edge in a word

or two every now and then about my honor

here's that coming solutions if i want

with you i should almost think of who's

afraid

if my balance should leave me balor will

come and go and pre-keep it fast will

you have it yes i doubt it is going my

valor is certainly going it is sneaking

off i feel it oozing out as it were at

the palms of my hand your honor your

honor here they are

oh mercy

now that i was safe at claude hall

gentlemen you're most obedient

what captain absolute

i suppose you will come here just like

myself to do a kind office first with

your friend and then to proceed to

business on your own account what jack

my dear jack my dear friend hockey bob

bevel is at hand

well this story because i don't blame

you for saluting the gentleman civilly

so

mr beverly if you'll choose your weapons

captain absolution i will measure the

ground my weapon sir i'd like to lose

i'm not going to fight mr falkland these

are my particular friends what

sir

came you're not here to fight mr acres

not i upon my words

well now that's mighty provoking but

i hope for mr forkland

that since the three of us have come

here on purpose for the game you won't

be so contagrous to spoil the parity by

sitting out

great vulcan

fight to oblige solutions mr acres is so

bent on them oh no no no no mr falkland

i'll bear my disappointment like a

christian

look easily there's no occasion at all

for me to fight and if it is the same to

you i honestly let it alone observe me

mystery cause i will not be trifled with

you have certainly challenged somebody

and you came here to fight him now if

that gentleman is willing to represent

him i can't see for my soul why it isn't

just the same thing well i know

solutions i tell you tis one beverly i

challenged a fellow you see that dare

not show his face and if he were here

i'd make him give up his pretensions

directly there is no such person as

beverly in the case

the person who assumed that name is

before you

and as his pretensions are the same in

both characters he is ready to support

them in whatever way you may please

this is lucky now you have an

opportunity

quarrel with my dear friend jack

absolute not if he were 50 beverly's

zone solutions he would not have me be

so unnatural

upon my conscience mystery because your

valor has oozed away with a vengeance

not in the least odds backs and the

betters i'll be your second with all my

heart and if you should get a creatures

you may command me entirely i'll get you

snug lying in the abbey here or pickle

you and send you over to blunderbuss

hall or anything of the kind with the

greatest pleasure

you're a little better than a coward

mind gentleman

he calls me a coward

coward was the word by my valor well sir

look he's loose this isn't my mind the

word coward coward may be said in a joke

but if you had called me a pal true nah

it's bullets and plates well sir

i should've thought you were a very ill

bread man

yeah benedict's my daughters they

solutious you can't have a better second

than my friend acres he is a most

determined dog known in the country as

fighting bob he generally kills a man a

week don't you bob aye at home ah come

captain

because you and i must begin

come out my little counselor and ask

this gentleman whether he will resign

the lady without forcing you to proceed

against him very well sir

since you won't let this be an amicable

suit here's my reply

find his hands over to there goodbye put

up

jack

put up

i should be in such a frenzy

how came you in a duel sir that

gentleman can tell you better than i was

he that called me out and you know sir i

serve his majesty and how does you draw

the king's sword against one of his

subjects that gentleman sir called me

out without explaining his reasons

sir

how came you'd call my son out without

explaining your reasons your son sir

insulted me in a manner which my honor

could not brook

jack

how does you insult this gentleman in a

manner which is honor could not book oh

come on it's a new honor before ladies

i'm captain absolute come here

how could you intimidate us so

here's lydia i've been terrified to

death for you

what for fear that i should be killed or

escaped

no delusions to the past lydia is

convinced speak child with your leave

mom i must put in a word here i believe

i can interpret the young lady's silence

now mark what is it you mean sir oh come

come dahlia

we must be serious now this is no time

for trifling it is true sir

and your proof is me offered this

gentleman my hand and solicit the return

of his affections

oh my little angel say you so

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solutious i perceive there must be some

mistake with regard to the affront which

you affirm i gave you i can only say it

could not have been intended and i ask

your pardon

but for this lady while honored with her

approbation i will support my claim

against any man whatever well said jack

my boy and i'll stand by you mind

i'll give up all my claim

i'm like no pretensions to anything in

the world

if i can't get a wife without fighting

for it by my valor i'll leave a bachelor

a captain give me your hand and the

front handsomely acknowledged becomes an

obligation

and as for the lady well if she chooses

to deny our handwriting here oh he will

deserve my mystery

seleucias perhaps there's some mistake

perhaps i can illuminate

pray old gentle woman don't interfere

while you have no business miss languish

are you my daily or not indeed solutions

i am not

ungrateful as you are

i own the self-impeachment

pardon my blushes i am

am extremely sensible of your

condescension and whether you or lucy

have put this trick upon me i am equally

beholden to you

and to show i am not ungrateful captain

absolute since you have taken that lady

from me i give you my dahlia into the

bargain

i'm much obliged solutions but

here's our friend fighting bob

unprovided for a little valor here will

you make your fortune

else wrinkles

but give me your aunt solutious

forget and forgive

oh julia

how can i sue for what i so little

deserve

oh

you're no more faulty on your unkind

treatment of me than i am now and

wanting inclination to resent it

as my heart honestly bids me place my

weakness to the account of love

i should be ungenerous not to admit the

same plea for yours

now i shall be blessed indeed come come

mrs balaprop don't be cast down

you're in your bloom yet

oh sir anthony

men are all barbarians

i wish you joy

mr falkland to say

ladies come now they show you why i'm

neither vexed nor angry uh

tables and pipes i'm out of the fields

in half and out of the new rooms and i

insist on your old meet me there yeah i

like your spirit and at night we single

lads

will drink a health to the young couples

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and a husband

to mrs malopro

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you

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