All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S5E16

We're rolling.

It's true that we chose to do this.

Putting our lives out on display,
showing our weakest moments, sharing our

darkest secrets, leaving ourselves open
to criticism, open to judgment.

And those opinions can hurt.

But what happens when the friends you
turn to for support...

Have turned on you too.

You made a comment about Lisa's parents.

She's talking about my parenting.

That's a low blow.

You record your friends. You are vile.
You leave a trail of life. And you

realize that your closest friends.

I've been called two -faced, terrifying,
a trophy wife, a gold digger. This is

bullshit. People are talking about your
business.

Can cut you the deepest.

To our last night in Puerto Vallarta.

We've all said horrible, hurtful things
about each other. None of us are without

fault.

You started this whole thing. You need
some campaign criticism from anyone.

What did you say?

There's nothing okay about any of this.

Do you think that there's any road back
at this point?

I don't know. I really don't know.

Good morning.

Good morning. How are you?

I'm pretty good. I slept in pretty late
today. I guess you did too.

Yeah, I know. I woke up like, I don't
know, four in the morning with a

cornea. With a scratched cornea?

Oh my God, Meredith.

Yeah. Is that what this is?

Yeah. Sort of pirate hat? My little
cover.

How are you feeling?

I don't think you've ever yelled and
screamed at me before.

I don't feel that I am heard unless I
lose my temper and start screaming.

Why are you yelling at me?

Because I don't know who's starting more
rumors about me.

We're doing an audio test. I'm not
interested in it. I'm going to bed. I've

enough. Who said that?

We are friends. You don't have to yell
at me. I should not have yelled at you.

And derail my whole nighttime activity.

I agree.

Well, I accept your apology.

Thank you.

Lisa put together such an amazing trip,
and I really wanted to have, like, a

theme lunch to thank her, but I know
that Lisa hates themes.

But I knew there would be one theme that
Lisa would love.

Hey!

Where are you guys?

Oh, my gosh!

I'm like the last...

In the 10

years that I've known Lisa...

I don't think I've ever seen her
speechless until now.

Hi, baby gorgeous.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys look so cute. I love that.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I love that.

Honestly,

these girls have never looked better.

Hi, baby gorgeous. I think you should be
a brunette.

And even though Whitney's wearing three
-year -old Tom Ford pants, she still

looks good.

I love this. I love it.

Oh, my gosh. This is so beautiful. I
love it.

Hi there. How are you?

I do.

I have a reservation for eight Lisas.

Eight Lisas.

Oh, my gosh. We're all my Lisas. Here we
are.

You look so cute.

Cheers to Lisa.

Cheers, Lisa.

Cheers. Thank you for bringing us to
Puerto Vallarta.

All right, ladies, what can I offer you?
What do you think is the best?

I offer you the lobster. It's the
specialty of this place. Yes. Do you

that? I love that. I love that. I love
that. I love that. And then can we start

with two tuna tartars? I love that. I
love that. I love that. I love that.

And then beetroot salad. Do you love
that?

Yes, ma 'am.

Thank you everyone for being good sports
and participating as part of Lisa's

tribute band and coming to the Lisa
Barlow tribute lunch.

To thank you for this fantastic trip and
for Puerto Vallarta and all the fun

that you bring to our lives.

We're all going to do our best
impersonation of you. Oh my gosh, I love

Oh, sorry.

You caught me catching my 200th selfie
of the day.

I have my Tom Ford and my Bottega. Very
exclusive. I got it off the runway. I

know you didn't go, but I did.

Oh, Mary, I heard you got a new Range
Rover. I love that. I could have had a

Range Rover, but I got a G -Wagon
instead.

And I just love my $60 ,000 rings. I
have, like, 20 of them.

Oh, my gosh, that's so funny.

Oh, my gosh, your tag is showing.

Oh, I know.

Because I have to return it after the
trip.

Okay, that's not me.

I would rather die than be Lisa for a
day, but I'm going to lean into it, and

I'm just going to be the fakest,
phoniest, cattiest, materialistic bitch

be.

Okay, I was, like, all about Whitney
until I saw the tags hanging out. What

you implying?

That maybe you're a little bit more fake
than you come off.

I'm fake.

I'm fake.

I think that you're very fake.

I think you're really bad at diving into
connection, feelings, and, like,

understanding people.

I think that you are in friendships that
serve you, and when they no longer

serve you, you move on.

That is not even close to who I am. You
tend to make things about yourself. Your

gut is off. It's leaking. Take a
probiotic. It is a mess.

Don't be me because you'll never be me.
I don't want to be Lisa Barlow. I don't

want to be a mean, nasty, horrible
person. No, you're a mean, nasty,

f***ing liar.

You will never sell as many companies as
I have. You will never be as ethical as

I am. Shut up and listen to me. Get that
f***ing wig off your head. Oh, my God.

You've lied about me. You've lied about
my marriage. You have lied about

everything I f***ing care about.

You've done the same thing to me. You
plant things about my marriage and my

business. Go prove it. Go get your
proof, and then I'm going to sue the

of you and take your f***ing new house.

You're a f***ing shitty person, Whitney.
I try all the time to, like, forgive,

forget, to move on, but you make it
impossible.

Lisa, I... I haven't even known you that
long, and you've been, like, the most

loyal person, like, to me.

Whitney, that makes no sense.

Oh, my God.

Brittany, I don't know why you're
chiming in on anything than the fact

recorded to the whole group. Oh, my God.
And once everybody got, like, little

tipsy, they forgot about it. Are you
serious? But I didn't. Do you all do the

exact same thing as me, and especially
you? I don't.

Recording what? Mary was recording out
the window. Did no one? Why didn't no

rip Mary's head off?

Girl, shut up.

You got caught.

Because what'd you got?

Okay, well, then I'll point it out when
everybody does the exact same thing that

I did. No one secretly records each
other, Brittany. That's a reach.

You all have been torturing me, calling
me vile and vicious and cruel. You know

what? Those were my feelings. Yeah, I
know. Well, you know what?

Meredith, I will never, ever recover
from that. Do you understand?

I'm also entitled to my feelings. No,
you are. And I might not recover from

things you've done to me.

I have a social filter. I would never
let those words come out of my mouth to

someone. No, you just accused someone of
mental health and eating disorders

behind their back. No, I didn't. Don't
talk to me.

I am not interested in you anymore.

That's really extra low.

Well, clearly I don't have any friends
here.

No, you have friends here Brittany
Brittany Brittany Brittany Brittany

Brittany Brittany Brittany Brittany
Brittany Brittany

Brittany

Brittany Brittany Brittany I'm trying to
figure out why Angie's over there

like I don't like that

Leave that girl alone.

Brittany, where are you? Why are you
chasing the girl that does not like me?

She just accused me of recording too.

Don't run after people that don't like
me. Don't do that.

We got to go horse riding, yeah? I'm
going to go learn how to make ceviche.

Okay, we'll bring them home. I'll bring
them back.

I have an appointment for ceviche making
that we need to get to immediately.

I'm so hungry.

Well, then you need to come to ceviche
making. I was supposed to go horseback

riding. You can switch up the itinerary.
You're coming with me, okay? I am not.

I did not want to go horseback riding. I
hope you guys don't mind. I'm going to

go horseback riding.

Okay, that's fine.

Thank you all so much for coming to talk
to me.

Hola.

Hola. Which one's the feistiest?

No, none of them.

I think we're ready to go.

Hola. Hola.

Como esta? My name is Israel. I'm the
chef of the restaurant.

I'm going to show you how to make the
real Peruvian ceviche.

Okay, we're excited.

We have all the ingredients in front of
you. Red onion, a beautiful and sweet,

sweet potato.

Look, we've got the ingredients for a
Greek salad.

Where's the feta cheese? Don't encourage
her. The most important part of the

ceviche. It's the fish. We have today a
beautiful sea bass.

Beautiful sea bass. I already marinated
by 15 minutes. Okay. With only lime

juice, right? And lime juice will just
cook it?

Well, yes.

Why am I microwaving hot dogs when I can
serve my kids ceviche?

Oh, he's really freaking out a lot.

All right.

Oh, gosh.

What's he doing?

What's going on here?

This horse doesn't seem to want to go.

Meredith, you don't get on a horse, and
you can't hear.

If your hearing is going, certain
activities you don't do. It's just like,

that's just life.

This was one way to get rid of him, you
guys. Oh, my God.

I feel like we got the horses that
represent our personalities.

These

are

a little dance.

For our last night in Mexico, I
organized the most epic dinner. Here we

At the Vedanta World Bond Luxury Theme
Park.

Okay, let's all get off our phones and
focus on our friendship. Okay. That

be wonderful.

Are we ready?

You guys, look. It's so beautiful. It's
so pretty.

Look at the Ferris wheel.

Absolutely fabulous.

Oh, my gosh. I want to get on the
flowers.

So pretty.

Oh, wow.

Beautiful.

Yeah, this is beautiful.

I love it. Isn't it so cute?

Thank you so much. I think we do a
little, a little, a little Mexico toast.

Okay, so it's Amor.

So love, health, wealth, and time in
which to spend them all. To our last

in Puerto Vallarta. To our last night in
Puerto Vallarta.

Successful girl trip.

Cheers.

Is this your salad?

You can share. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Oh, my
goodness.

Oh, your avocado pizza looks so good.

Mary, do you want a piece of pepperoni?

No? You're being very quiet with me.

I know.

What's going on?

What do you think is going on? Tell me
what I did.

No running out of the door like when
Brittany went out there and stayed with

her.

So you don't care what I feel with her?
I do care. And I've told her she's not.

And you ran after her?

I spent months trying to gain your
confidence. I didn't ask you to.

That was a choice you made.

And you made a choice to be my friend.

And you said God brought us together.
And I believe that. And you believe

I did believe it.

But I can be wrong.

I'm a human. You're wrong about what?

I'm wrong about you.

You said God brought us together, and I
believe that, and you believe that. I

can be wrong. You're wrong about what?

I'm wrong about you.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I am.

Yeah. Mary.

I am.

Mary. Really? I feel like I'm big on
loyalty.

Look at me.

Mary, I'm so sorry.

Give me your hand. No. No, I'm not. I'm
not playing with you. I love you.

You've given me all these, like, you've
changed my life.

You've changed my life.

than everybody else.

I've gotten to know you in a different
way and I don't like that you're

me out like this.

Will you hurt me?

But I didn't mean to hurt you. I told
you everything.

I know and that's why you're hurting me
right now.

It's just that like

Because both of my parents abandoned me.

My dad admitted it.

And he didn't like me.

And my mom, who was my best friend, she
cut me off.

Now I just, I'm an adult with
abandonment issues.

And I don't like when people betray me.
I don't do well with it. I'd rather walk

away.

Because I remember that feeling from six
years old when my dad left.

And he told my mommy he didn't like me
because I spoke my mind.

I'm not abandoning you. This is so sad
for me because I lost my mom too, Mary,

and I have abandonment issues too.

When you have abandonment issues, I feel
like you lead with that for the rest

of your life. It's scarring.

And then when you go through life, when
people abandon you, it just brings that

same feeling of when my dad walking out
the door and he never came back.

And I think I will never forget it.

He never came back.

And then he didn't even care.

He just went and lived his life.

So I braced myself just in case.

I'm so sorry that I made you feel that
way.

And I do love you.

And I want to be your friend forever.

I realized that Angie does have my back,
and I did find a friend in Angie, and

Angie brought me sisterhood.

Sometimes you can't be family with your
real family, but when you find someone

like Angie, it feels family.

And I love her.

I'm blessed to have a friend with Angie,
I am.

Every time I hang up the phone, I'm
like, I want to say I love her, but I

say it because I'm not saying it yet.

I don't want to say it first.

Okay, that's hilarious.

That's hilarious.

So Mary, too.

I do love you. I mean it.

Mary, I love what you shared.

I thought it was beautiful.

And I love this friendship.

And I know she's your friend.

Thank you.

This was great.

Who else wants to clear the air?

Look, I do have an issue and a concern.
And I need some resolution here.

So you accused Lisa of planting a story
with a blog

about your jewelry company sourcing off
of Alibaba.

You said that you had proof. And the
person who supposedly gave you this

contacted me and told me a very
different story.

Years ago, I met the podcaster that
Whitney has been talking to. And over

years, we've seen each other a handful
of times.

Recently, he called me and he told me
Whitney had reached out to him

saying that she thought Lisa had planted
the Alibaba rumor and was enlisting

him to try to get proof.

He told me that he has never given her
proof.

And that Whitney has twisted his words
around to say that he gave her proof

he in fact did not.

He said it's Lisa and it was followed by
a phone call that explained it.

Yeah, that's not proof.

I don't feed blogs. I don't talk to
blogs. I give double -tapping marks. I

a lot of proof of it.

Prove it and show it right now. It's no
secret you fed Reality Von Teese, but I

think that... What did I feed Reality
Von Teese? You better be real clear

now. You would say, hey, this
situation... I didn't say that. You're

can bring up my phone right now and show
you. I actually did it. No, no, no.

That's not true. That is not true.

Who told you this?

I reached out to Monica.

Who told you this?

I reached out to Monica.

Oh.

I reached out to Monica. She just said
it.

After everything we have gone through to
distance ourselves from her and her

memory, there's no way you did this.

What level of desperation and paranoia
led you to think that that was a good

move, that that would somehow strengthen
your case to go to the one person that

has the least credibility among any of
us?

I reached out to her out of desperation
because I was so sick of being called a

liar. She said that she had proof that
Lisa fed information to a

press outlet.

He told me how you would work with
reality volunteers.

That's a lie. You make up.

Oh, my gosh. The snake has proof. Let's
run and best friend turn.

I feel like I have to prove myself.

Corner you.

These two.

Don't point your finger at me.

Turn your finger back at you. Get your
finger out of my thing.

First of all, you guys are not the
friendliest people, okay? You're not the

friendliest and you're not either. When
you guys get mad at people and you gang

up on them, then you make people do
things in despair.

I've been there.

Look at us. We are obsessed with trying
to, like, find the receipts, trying to

find the proof, trying to, like, poke
holes in each other's stories, expose

other, find out who planted a story
about it.

It's not okay to have you having a
horrible fight with them over a vlogger

exploiting all of you, a stranger on the
internet. Yeah, a stranger.

A stranger, and he's turning you against
each other?

Every day, we have to put on our armor
to face the things that the world is

going to say about us, to be accountable
for the things we do, for the people we

are. We are judged by the things we do
and we are judged privately and we are

judged publicly, but we understand it.

So we should support each other.

We should like understand that it hurts
when we're called bad mothers.

It hurts when someone attacks our
business.

It hurts when someone says that we are
ugly.

These are the types of things that we
have to fight in the world. We shouldn't

have to fight it here at this table.

We made fun of Monica for having a burn
book.

And we all have our own burn books.

But our burn books aren't like a curated
copy of Mean Girls. They're in our

phones.

And none of us, none of us are without
fault.

We've all said horrible, hurtful things
about each other when we should have

been honoring and celebrating and
keeping this space sacred and private.

All I heard this whole night is like, I
want to prove you as a bad friend. I

want to prove you as a bad friend. I
want to prove you as a bad friend.

We thought we got rid of the problem
last year.

But we didn't.

And I think tonight we're going to solve
it.

I think we should take our phones, go
through our text messages, find the

thing we've said about someone at this
table, and we're going to hand the thing

that you said to the person that you
said it about.

And they're going to read it out loud to
the group.

We burn it and move on.

Do you have it? Check, please.

Check, check.

This is going to be interesting to see
how the other person feels about them

accept it and hear it and listen to it.

It'll show a lot of who you are.

Who wants to start?

I'll go first.

And I wrote this about you, Heather.

Oh, no.

Just about you, Heather.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Heather from day one, I never felt
accepted by her included as part of this

group.

She changed once she became successful.

I think it went to her head.

She started getting aggressive and
referring back to all the things she

accomplished and threw it in our faces.

And instead of being grateful for her
blessings, it changed her to become

competitive and super mean.

all while she enjoyed the feeling of
fame.

She has forgotten the people who helped
her get to where she is and who are

truly happy and proud of her, like I
have been and always will be.

I understand why you said those things.

I think it's obviously unfair because

I've lost a lot of things as I've become
more and more successful.

But I feel like I'm aware of the things
I've lost and the person I've become,

but I like her better and she's more
authentically me.

I can understand why me having more
boundaries and having more confidence

look like me being mean, but I don't
feel mean in my heart. I feel grateful,

I don't ever want my newfound confidence
to come across as mean.

That's not my intention.

Well, I know Heather has changed, and I
know she's different.

I told her how I really felt, and I feel
like she received it.

And I feel like this is the Heather that
I know, that I used to know. This is

her tonight.

And I love that. I love this for us.

Clean slate.

Okay. Love you. Love you.

Who wants to go next?

I'll go next.

I wrote something about Mary.

I would like to invite Bronwyn over for
tea instead of Mary tomorrow.

Mm -hmm.

That's the meanest thing you had in your
phone? The only thing I've had in my

phone about Mary. You went out on a
limb.

That's great.

She'd rather have tea with Bronwyn than
me?

I agree.

That's the meanest thing you've ever
said about anyone here?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'll follow that because I wrote
about you, Brittany.

That's how I feel.

Brittany is emotional manipulative.

She parentifies her children, trauma
bonds in relationships,

and is doing it to us.

It's below her intelligence level, her
age and maturity level, and it makes me

feel nervous, furious, and embarrassed
for her.

It's harsh. That is extremely harsh.

I'm telling you I'm sorry, and I would
like to get to know a different side of

you if you're telling me there is one
there. That's really me saying I would

like to try with you. Okay.

You're going to take it or you don't.

I'll go next.

I sent this text to Heather.

Wrote a little ditty about Bronwyn.

Oh, my God.

It was in a moment of the moment. You
don't need to preface it. It's okay.

take it. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Bronwyn seems nice.

I like her business plan, marrying a guy
who has one foot in the grave.

Oh, she's very kind.

And one on a banana peel.

But I like mine better.

I'd rather be self -made.

She's nice, but she doesn't listen.

because her ears are stitched down to
her face so tight she can't hear

She wears a hot dog outfit to remind us
she sucked her way to the top.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

You don't need to be sorry. It's how you
feel.

It's how I felt in the moment.

I can take the feedback. I was hurt, and
I said it in a moment of emotion.

Okay. And I think you're beautiful.

It's okay. And I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'll go next.

Mine's about Whitney.

Oh.

My hair already hurt.

I'm sorry.

Whitney is a low -life, thirsty piece of
s**t.

She sold her soul for fame and
recognition.

She's a snake, and I should have never
trusted her.

I've been so stupid and loyal to
carrying her stupid Wild Rose products,

though we never sold a f**king one.

She doesn't need us.

We trust you guys.

No, you don't.

Do you?

I didn't mean it.

I did it like we all do. And I said it
out of hurt and rage and frustration.

And I'm sorry.

But I love you.

And I always want to be good with you.
And if anyone understands me, you do.

I want to be a good friend to you.

Starting now?

Always.

So we're good.

We're done.

It's burned.

We're good.

I promise you. Do you promise?

I think we have a different thing.

All right, I'll go next.

I chose Lisa.

I wrote this text to Angie after I heard
this rumor from a friend of mine.

And I just feel like I chose this
because I feel like this is the thing

I feel the worst about and I want to
clear the air about it. So

I was at a party

with Justin and a woman approached us
saying that if we ever wanted to bring

a third, she is our girl. In fact, Lisa
and John can vouch for her because she

has made out with.

Lisa, while jerking off John, what the
f*** is that?

I don't believe it. What the f*** is
that?

I chose that because I feel like the
worst part of things that I've done to

have been about your marriage.

And I don't believe this.

Because it's not true.

I don't believe it to be true. My
husband has like the most amazing

You have denigrated my character
multiple times. You have lied about me

repeatedly. I'm trying to clear the air
with you on this. I want to burn it.

I mean, I don't even know how I feel
right now because there have been so

lies. The fact that you would even put
that out there.

What do you mean? I mean, it's just
like, look what was said about Sean last

year.

The roses stood up for you.

There's nothing to stand up for.

You took it too far. You involved my
husband.

No, this was the point, to get it all
out here, to gather us all, and to just

put it out there and burn it. It's the
worst thing that I've said, and I want

burn it. Lisa. Honestly, it's like too
much. If someone said that about Sean

you... I don't believe there's any
infidelity in your marriage, so please

point at me. I could have gone down a
different path.

Lisa. Lisa, do you understand the
assignment of the game?

Because I could have chose to say
something about your looks. I could have

to say something about something
different. Oh, you mean about my looks.

would be way better than talking about
my husband.

What do you want to say about my looks?
What do you want to say about my looks?

Say what you want to say about my looks.

Sorry. Stop apologizing. You don't mean
it. You're dirty as... And I'm so sick

of it. I'm not dirty.

You are so dirty. You go lower and lower
and lower every time. We told her to do

this. We told her to do this. You told
her to do this, but she took it to

another level. This is what I'm sorry
about.

I get the exercise, but this is not
something that you throw away and burn.

is how you burn a relationship to the
ground.

To put my family and my marriage in the
mud like this, there's no lower than

this. This is disgusting.

One too many times. That is one too
many. Three strikes, you're f***ing out.

The two are out. You like literally do
the dress.

I'm not starting fresh. I'm done. I'm
done.

You are so f***ed up on a level I can't
even explain.

Shut the f*** up and listen to me. I'm
not listening to you.

I'm not listening to you. Nobody
believes Elisa. No one believes her. I

care if no one believes her. It's okay.
It's not.

It's not. I heard that Sean does circle
jerks. How does that feel? Like, she

basically said the same thing.

No, f***ed up. It was bad.

No, I'm saying that's what she just said
to me. Why would you say that?

Don't touch me.

Ronda, circle jerks. How does that feel?
Like, she basically said the same

thing. What the f*** was that?

No, I'm saying that's what she just said
to me. Why would you f***ing say that?

Don't touch me.

Why did you say that? Because it's the
same thing.

Angie, Angie, this is fine. It's only
okay when it happens to you. It's not

when it happens to me.

I don't know why you brought her in it.

Lisa, take a deep breath. No, I'm not
going to take a deep breath. It never

matters when it happens to me. She's
horrible.

That's just me.

I don't know why she's got to say your
name.

the most disgusting thing about the
nicest person on earth. And I don't

it. No, and then it only matters. We'll
be all upset when it's somebody else.

It's always okay when it happens to me,
but nobody else. There's nothing okay

about any of this.

Nobody said sexual things about anybody
else's marriage but mine.

Lisa, you're not hearing what I'm
saying. No, I'm not. I don't want to

anymore. This is bullshit.

Lisa is repulsive. I'm sorry. I like
John as much as the next person, but

no better than any husband at this
table. And for her to say, how dare you

about my marriage and then turn it
around on Angie's marriage. I can't even

breathe.

Everybody's true colors at this table
are coming out. The people who want to

have friendships, the people who can own
their own and the people who are

surface narcissists.

I literally get this mic off me.

I'm out. I'm done. Meredith, you can't
leave. Oh, I am finished.

I don't give a... Why can't we all sit
here and take it and they can't?

You

guys,

this is the last way I wanted to end our
trip.

I'm so sorry.

I know that Heather didn't intend for
what happened tonight to happen, but I'm

grateful that she had the courage to
make us do this because it was really

healing. Because I don't know how you
could sit through that table without

absolutely surrendering to the truth.

Let's get our stuff and, like, go home.

You know, friendships are hard. They're
not easy.

They take a lot of work.

But if tonight was indicative of
anything, it's that these friendships

fighting for.

And it's not over for any of us.

And in fact, in many ways, it's just the
beginning.

Next week, a three -part Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City reunion. I'm a little

worried for my ears.

Is there a safe word? Bezos.

Opa.

Bezos.

Bezos. Opa.

I kind of thought you were going to wear
the necklace to the reunion.

I thought about it. I'm friends with the
jeweler, and she said that nothing was

purchased. You also said on Twitter that
Lisa's G -Wagon was repossessed.

You asserting Ronald had a miscarriage.
Watch your tone. Watch your tone.

Okay. Okay.

I am talking. I don't care. I am not
going to let you spread lies about me.

How is Robert Jr. doing?

You guys were saying maybe Lisa's had
affairs.

Your friend sent me photos of someone
you were dating.

You're the side chick in Ohio.

I'm getting angry. The whole reason I
came here was not for this.

I am finished.