All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S5E13

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Um, then, becoming a bat mitzvah is
really a spiritual journey.

I just felt like this world wasn't for
me.

I'm so upset with Angie for calling me a
slut.

She, like, says, oh, you're sleeping
with some guy.

And that's probably because that's what
she's doing with her child.

You try to make things much worse
between me, Heather, and Lisa, and

Angie, we're not doing this.

I never said I want to take down
Heather. You make up things and you lie.

Do you think my hair looks cheap? It
looks a little pornish.

Security, security!

Please escort her. My husband out. Wow.

Please leave. What a fucking class. Hold
on.

Well, cheers to Puerto Vallarta. Out
wide.

Woo!

Ew.

I kind of like lavender and clay.

I like the other one better. You like
the other one better?

You like the first one or this one
better? That one.

That smells like the fourth season.

So does that mean you like it?

No.

Here, let's try a wood sprayer.

So what do you do with these?

They're going in the bath bombs and all
the bath products.

I'm still totally stuck on your bat
mitzvah.

We can talk about bath bombs anytime you
want.

What the hell happened?

What set me off was when Brooke, you
came up to me and said, Mom, you should

probably see what's going on with
Brittany. She's crying.

And one minute later, she comes walking
in and I can see she had been crying.

She was visibly very shaken up. And I
said, what's going on? She says she

slut shaming me.

And I said, who is she?

And she said, Angie.

That site was all about not having hate.

And slut shaming is hate.

Angie's behavior has been despicable.

She can sit and cry that she was thrown
out of a religious event in which she

shamed another woman.

But I don't know why Angie is so
consumed with Brittany's sex life. I

weird. Leave her alone.

And she continually hits below the belt.
It's mean girl behavior.

It triggered the hell out of me.

And I'm not down for it. I'm not down.

Do you want a yogurt, Sean?

You know what? I'm good right now.

Okay.

That was a fun night.

I'm glad I went out of my way. How do
you feel about it at this point?

I'm pissed.

Yeah. You know, I feel like you and I
went there with great intentions. Of

course. Like, I went in, I congratulated
her. I went there with an open mind,

open heart. I mean, she invited us to
her bat mitzvah, which you don't invite

just anyone to that, right? Unless you
just have no friends. I don't know. I

mean, Heather's plastic surgeon was
there. Maybe that's why she invited us.

I haven't stopped crying since Meredith
kicked me out of her event.

It was cruel. It was demeaning.

It's obvious she's harboring old
feelings. And for her to hold on to this

deeply that she brought it to her
spiritual event in front of her mother

children, it's really embarrassing.

How the hell am I supposed to go to
Puerto Vallarta with her?

Don't let this woman.

Put you in a position like you were last
night. Oh, no, no. She's never getting

the opportunity with me again.

Honestly, what sent me was when Sean was
like, Meredith, listen to both sides.

Hey, Meredith, you should hear both
sides of it. Yeah. Pardon?

You've been asked to leave. You can
leave. Yeah.

Why? I don't care about both sides. I
don't. Because they spew lies. They

me over and over again about the
comments about you, about her comments

hearing aids.

She's coming to celebrate me when she
makes fun of my impairment.

Borrow Meredith's hearing aids, turn
them up, and hear me one more time. We

fun of impairments now. Wow.

Really? My disability?

That's what she's coming to? It's not a
disability. It's your superpower.

It's an enhancement.

Angie.

Angie, I'm here.

I'm just going to let myself in.

Angie.

Peek -a -boo.

Oh, my God.

I just let myself in. I hope you didn't
mind.

I wasn't ready for you. I'm getting
ready for you.

Make yourself at home, working in the
kitchen.

That's so sweet.

How does that look?

I probably won't eat anything. I don't
have an appetite, but it's beautiful.

You know what you're going to have to
help me do, though?

Open the champagne. I do not know how to
open champagne. I am so bad at it. I

can try.

Together we can figure this out.

Just protect my house.

Okay.

It's not.

Okay, well, let's just drink water.

I think you need to, like, untwist this.
Angie, I don't know what I'm doing.

It's okay.

Oh, no.

I don't know what I'm doing. Oh,

my gosh, you did it. Oh, okay, it's
okay, it's okay.

I do know how to pour it.

Well, that's important.

That's important.

How do you know how to pour it?

I don't think you know how to pour it.
Give me the other glass. I had a

pretty... Here, that's for you.

I had like a rough day.

Did you really?

Yeah.

What's going on?

I feel like you know when your kids
start acting weird.

You know when they're not looking you in
the eye, when they're avoiding you,

when they're in their own little space.

And I'm like, okay, sit down and tell me
what you're doing.

And boy, did he.

Oh, boy.

Boy, oh, boy.

He opened up to me, and he told me
things that I didn't know.

He just told me blank.

He just said, Mom, I did drugs.

Oh. He was like, yeah, Mom,

I tried this, I tried that. And I was
like, you tried what? He's like, heroin.

Oh, Mary. He's like, Mom, I was doing
Xanax and acid.

And then I just started trying other
stuff, and then I tried other stuff.

And then he said at some point I felt
like it almost became addiction.

Yeah, it is. I said, like, not almost.
And he's like, yeah.

Yeah, it's addiction, Mom.

When he says, you know, Mom, at one
point, I didn't want to live.

And you were the reason why I stayed
alive.

At one point, he's like, Mom, I felt
like a stain.

How?

I said, I asked God for you.

I asked for you to be here.

I prayed to have you.

How are you staying?

Oh, that's heartbreaking.

I said, do you understand? It took me
four years to have you.

I wanted to be pregnant so bad.

I know you did. And then to come here
and get this far in life, and you told

you feel like a stain.

I said, what did I do?

What did I miss? Was I not paying
attention at some point that he went

To the point he didn't even want to
live?

And where did I not secure him?

That he knows his worth.

And he knows how much he means to me.
And I just...

What happened?

I mean, if I don't blame myself, whose
fault is it?

I feel I'm responsible.

And I always said, I'm going to be that
mom that knows who my kid is.

Because my mom didn't. My mom didn't
know me. My mom didn't know my sisters

my siblings.

She was all about herself.

You did all the right things, Mary, but
that could happen to anyone.

Yeah, but it happened to me, Angie.

Mary, you can never put that on
yourself, though, because addiction is

It's a disease. And I had to tell myself
that with my mother. It helps with

forgiveness and also understanding where
they're coming from. How did this

happen? It's not the parenting. You did
everything right along the way.

It's hard.

It's really hard.

Just as a parent, you can feel like
you've failed.

And there's nothing that nobody can do.
And I don't have help.

I don't have a mom. I don't have a
grandma. I don't have nobody I can call

say to help me.

My son is going through this. Help me.
What can I do?

But it's my responsibility to make sure
if he comes to me and he says he wants

help, it's my responsibility to make
sure he gets it. And whatever I have to

to do it, I'm going to do it.

So, Mexico.

I want to make sure that Robert's good.
I want to make sure my family's good

before I come. I don't know how I'm
going to do it, but it will be done.

And Angie, I'm confiding in you, okay?

Yeah. This stays here.

Pinky promise.

He's lucky to have you.

I literally don't know how to open it.
Oh!

Oh my gosh, it's a little thing. I'm an
idiot.

That's crazy.

What are they, art? Huh?

I mean, I need swimsuits, right?

That's a little too risky.

This could be fun.

Here you are, packing again.

Need to find a pink bra and pink
underwear.

Well, that's not like a baby food cover.

Oh, it could go perfectly with that pink
bikini.

Yeah, that's cute.

Good idea, babe.

That's what I'm here for.

I'm really excited for this

trip. I think I'm pretty good with
everybody. I have no bones to pick.

And with airport security everywhere,
everyone seems to be on their best

behavior. You would never know that
Angie and Brittany

can't stand each other.

Meredith and Angie aren't even speaking.

Whitney and Lisa basically hate each
other. Thanks, TSA.

We're off for a great trip.

This is weird.

Bronwyn called me to ask me if she could
bring something.

Can I bring something for the girls?
Like, should I get a little gift for

everybody? Are you doing something? You
know what? I got a gift for everyone, so

I want you to just show up. Okay.

I mean, I think Bronwyn only listens to
Todd.

Why would I think she would listen to
me?

How are you feeling? Are you feeling
better?

I feel okay. Not great. I don't feel
100%. What happened?

So I went to the dog park and the dog
was in there unattended. He was in his

car. Oh. And his dog bit me. Oh, my God.

This dog bit me from behind on my calf.
And as I leaned forward, he caught my

arm and bit me multiple times down my
arm. I've been in a spleen. I've had

stitches.

Right in time to get stitches and go to
Mexico.

I just spilled my drink.

Oh, my God, you're spilling it
everywhere.

I'm in heels. What was I thinking?

In the airplane bathroom, it was
disgusting.

There was, like, pee all over the floor.
That was me. I didn't want to sit on

it, and there was this turbulence.

You guys, this...

This trip is going to be amazing. I
promise. I made PowerPoints for

Oh, my God. I want every dinner to be
perfect. I want every activity to be

perfect. Ain't no party like a Barlow
party.

Everything from what flowers are in the
villa to what food is there on arrival

is covered in this PowerPoint.

The no top is no match for a Lisa Barlow
trip.

This is beautiful.

This is going to be amazing.

Come on, my chicas.

Let's go.

Hola.

Hello, ladies.

Welcome to Be Dance Nova Yarta. Would
you all like some champagne?

I'll take.

Thank you.

We are so excited to have you here for
an amazing vacation.

My name is Lizzie, and this is Rudy.

He'll be taking care of everything that
y 'all need. You have two villas.

Should we go take a look? Let's go take
a look. Viva Lisa.

Come on in. Welcome home.

Okay, this is gorgeous.

Oh, this is beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Oh, my God, the pool.

Should we go take a look at the room?

Yes. Okay.

There's four bedrooms in each villa. The
villas are identical, and they're right

next door to each other. Check out the
bathroom.

This is gorgeous.

Okay, so since we have two villas, I
decided I'm going to split us up.

So in this villa, we have Meredith,
Heather, me, Brittany.

And then in the other villa, we have
Bronwyn, Angie, Whitney, and soon -to

-married. The dynamics within our friend
group aren't exactly great right now. I

knew that I was good with everybody but
Whitney.

Whitney was not good with Meredith.

and Angie was not good with Meredith, so
I knew Whitney and Angie were good

together, so I can put them in the same
villa.

Mary is also good with Whitney and
Angie, so she was safe for villa one.

Bronwyn does not get along with
Brittany, nor does Whitney, Angie, or

knew Brittany could not be in their
villa. I knew I was good with Meredith,

Heather was good with Brittany, and I
was also good with Brittany, so that

seemed safe.

You can run and pick your room next
door.

Back off, Meredith, go!

really, I'm just so curious about this
rooming situation.

Lisa is my closest friend in this group,
so I know when Lisa's sending me a

message, I am being put in my place, and
I need to claw and beg and plead my

case back into Lisa's good graces.

Um, she might have to plead herself back
into my good graces after this snub.

You can run and pick your room next
door. There's two villas.

I

need

a finger closet in this Lisa Barlow.

Come in.

Hi. Hi. I love your room.

Um, what do you think about, uh, the
little...

teams and villas wasn't an interesting
little separation right how did bronwyn

get kicked off the cool girls club i
mean i didn't like what bronwyn did at

party there was a lot of questionable
things that she was doing and saying so

can see why they don't want her over
there hi am i interrupting please come

hi how are you filming just want to know
what you guys were wearing tonight

apparently i brought brought a lot of
cover -ups you just brought cover -up If

look like you, I just wear cover -ups in
a swimsuit, too.

Let me get over here.

How did you get kicked out of, well, I
think it's the Mean Girls Club.

I don't know what I've done to Lisa. She
knows I was physically attacked by a

dog and physically feel awful.

And of all people, Lisa knows what I'm
going through with Gwen and how heavy

that weighs on me.

There's a part of me that wants to
advocate for whatever's best for Gwen,

don't know what is best for Gwen. I was
adopted as a baby, and Lisa tried for

years to find my birth parent, and Lisa
had the Hollywood ending of doors

would open, doves would fly out. It was
the exact opposite.

She said once the baby was born, she
never thought about it again.

It was traumatizing. Okay. If you could
go back and choose, would you do it all

over again?

No. You wouldn't?

Okay. My concern is where I go from here
with Gwen.

I've known Lisa almost 10 years, and
since she's introduced me to you guys, I

think our friendship has been hit or
miss.

I don't know what's going on, but I
don't feel super close to Lisa, and I

like every time I tell her I don't feel
super close to her, she reminds me that

we are close and everything is fine, and
then I see everybody in a group

setting, and it's not.

That's not the case.

Bronwyn was so quick to throw Angie and
I under the bus at camp day just to stay

in good graces with Lisa and Heather.

But look where that got you now,
Bronwyn. You're stuck in the villa with

your tail between your legs.

And you better be crawling back to Angie
and I because we're your only real

friends.

Though I feel really...

weird about this room. Like, that's not
what I would expect my good friend to do

is put me over here while she and
Brittany and Heather and Meredith get

friend tattoos together. Like, I don't
know what's happening over there.

So, we'll see.

Hi. Knock, knock.

Maybe we can call down and get some
extra garment wraps.

Do you need them? I feel like you
overpassed.

Yeah, well, everything's on hangers. Per
usual. I only unpack like a suitcase

and a half and I'm out of room.

Oh my gosh, it feels good just to sit
back. I know. How happy are you to be

here? I'm so happy.

This is so nice. I love how let's go.
It's like my favorite state in Mexico.

Probably because...

It's where Vita's made.

How are you feeling about everyone here?

Oh my gosh, it was so weird. Bronwyn
called me and was like, hey, do you want

to bring something for everyone? And I'm
like, no, don't. I have gifts for

everyone. So it felt a little weird.

Like, I'm like, why are you giving
everyone a gift? You felt like she was

of stubbing on your toes.

Well, I just felt it was weird because
it's my trip and I felt like, why are

bringing gifts? I have stuff for
everybody.

Like, I told you not to bring a gift.
You don't have to bring a gift.

Do you feel like it was kind of just
like a screw you? Or do you think she

sort of already had ordered it and
thought I'll just do it anyway? I'm

do what I want and it doesn't matter
that it's Lisa's trip.

Right.

I am starting to feel beyond annoyed.

Like, I feel like if I don't say, act,
do whatever Bronwyn wants, she's upset.

She doesn't take anything that I'm
saying, feeling, or doing into

She just does whatever she wants.

And I'm kind of over it.

How do you feel with Angie?

I made sure she was in another villa
just so it wasn't uncomfortable. I

appreciate that. I mean, it's just, you
know, she says so many mean things to so

many people, whether it's slut -shaming,
whether it's shaming someone's

business, someone's disability, and I
don't vibe with it.

She better be on her best behavior.

Like, best behavior.

Well, I don't know if that's going to
happen.

Mm -hmm.

Good. How are you?

You know where we're having dinner
tonight?

Yes, ma 'am. Okay.

Would you mind just taking that bag and
just placing it on one of the chairs at

the table? Certainly.

I really appreciate it. Pleasure.

Angie was yelling and screaming on her
way out of the bat mitzvah about the

that she brought. I brought you a gift,
by the way. Thanks for coming empty

-handed to my party.

Let's see what her thoughtful gift is.

It looks like we have shampoo and
conditioner from her own salon.

Can you read the ingredients?

Yeah, there's sulfate in this one.

So that was not thoughtful.

She knows that I cannot use that
shampoo. I have keratin in my hair, and

needs a sulfate -free shampoo.

So she can have it back.

It's our first night here. We're going
to start with poolside cocktails.

And I have a beautiful dinner planned
for all the girls. And I'm so excited to

see everything in my PowerPoint come to
life.

Do you have air conditioning? Oh, my
God.

You're in the air, girl.

Okay, we're here.

Help, my bubble clog's getting stuck.

This is our little drink stop.

I love it.

Oh, look! This is so pretty.

Hi, you were expecting me. I was already
waiting for you, ladies. I love it. Oh,

my gosh, these look so good.

But we have here some margarita on the
rocks, right? And it's made with tequila

vida.

Tequila vida!

No. Should we cheers to something?

Let's do a toast.

I do actually have an announcement.

Oh, no. An announcement.

Brittany needs to stop with the
announcement.

For her, anything can qualify as an
announcement. I have an announcement.

Guys, I want to make a toast.

Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.
Every five seconds, it's like, ding,

ding. I have an announcement to make.

I'm going to the bathroom.

this is serious so you guys all know
like that i've been struggling with my

daughters not talking to me and stuff
but olivia we've made such progress

she actually came over the other night
hung out with her friend we talked for

hours and she spent the night huge
that's amazing yeah it was great i mean

huge progress okay and meanwhile you get
to make a wish this is a really big

deal I have two beautiful daughters from
my first marriage.

And they're not speaking to me currently
because of things that happened in my

second marriage.

But we're finally making progress and no
one says anything?

Dude, ouch.

Let's go sit down.

Muchas gracias.

Oh, is this fresca?

Yes. Well, it's like fresca.

I think he did Grand Marnier, and it
kind of tastes like it.

I think it's so beautiful here.

I love this. Do you guys like your
sweet? I love it. Yeah, it's great. I'll

the contrarian then.

Contrarian? Contrarian. That's the word
of the day.

I was surprised about how, like, the
room assignments landed. I'm going to be

honest about that. Yeah.

Wait, what about him?

You and I are the longest friends. And
then, yeah, you put me in a villa with

two people who aren't speaking to me.
Are you guys not speaking to Bronwyn? I

mean, we talked today because we're all
in there together. So we got to figure

it out. Right. I mean, I feel like you
guys are right next door.

And I didn't think that would be a
problem. But it's a little weird that

didn't care at all, especially what.

Where I am physically right now. But I
mean, I think you're in a beautiful

villa. This is like an amazing trip.
It's totally beautiful. Everything about

is perfect.

I'm just going to always be honest with
you, Lisa. I was surprised.

You and Brittany are like newly friends.
Maybe she likes me better now.

No, I love all of you. But it's not an
insult, Bronwyn. I want you to be in a

suite. I said to Whitney, I'm like,
Angie goes on one end, Bronwyn goes on

other end. They can choose.

Brittany doesn't even.

Like, I'd rather have Brittany than you.
And that is the ultimate diss to

Bronwyn. And Brittany doesn't even get
it.

I think usually we pick our own rooms.
We're not assigned here. The thing is,

when I felt a certain way about it
differently.

OK, I'm going to listen to me now.

I'm listening.

You're getting a little bit of a bass in
your voice when you're speaking to me

and you're telling us what rooms to be
in and I shouldn't be uncomfortable and

poor Brittany was so uncomfortable.
You're not trying to understand me and

you're not, I don't need the help.

I'm not, I'm speaking to Lisa. I'm not
even looking at you, Brittany.

I totally heard everything you said, and
in my mind, they're all beautiful

rooms. And as far as I'm concerned, they
might as well be connected. They're

right next door to each other. So if
it's such a small deal, and I'm

misunderstanding, then why don't you
just say, Bronwyn, it's a small deal

misunderstanding, instead of being like,
actually, I gave you a beautiful room.

Because that's how I feel. Because
that's how I feel.

But you're not understanding how I feel.
You're only seeing what you're doing. I

am your friend and I showed you I'm your
friend. It's weird that anyone has a

problem with any of the room. I don't
have a problem with the room. I have a

problem with what's happening between
you and I.

I'd rather that as friends you could
hear out what I'm saying and say, Damn,

so sorry you felt that way. Let's fix
it. Versus telling me to be...

Being grateful that Lisa Barlow took me
on a trip, that's not the way to handle

that. I don't think anything I could do
would make you feel grateful compared to

the other trips you go on. And I go on
luxury trips, too, which is when I do a

trip. When I do a trip, I like to make
sure every single detail is to

perfection. Let's be real clear about
who was ungrateful about whose trip

Lisa. It was you who bitched and moaned
about the trip that I took you on.

It's like a 65 -minute flight.

None of you accoutrements. For a whole
hour and a half.

We're going to be basic.

Oh, because I didn't want to fly home
coach. I don't fly coach. I'm sorry. I

flew here commercial.

Did I not? You were first class.

And no, I did not spring for a plane.
Instead, I put the money towards a plane

for me and my husband to go to London
this summer.

The lack of gratitude, like, oh my gosh,
I put so much time into this. You're

missing the point. I'm not saying to you
that I wanted a different room. I'm

saying I wanted you.

I wanted to be with you. I want Lisa to
be my friend.

You're right next door to me. You're
with me. She's in an impossible

You are with me.

and taking a... You are with me.

And it's not like we're together. We're
all in separate rooms.

I don't care about a room. I wanted to
be comfortable with the only person here

who I think really knows me and has my
back and has been my friend for a long

time. And I do have your back. And
instead of hearing me out, you've called

snobby. You said I'm being ungracious.

This has been a long time coming. Like,
Lisa has some pretty harsh opinions

about me to say...

We've always been friends. She doesn't
know why there's a problem. She defends

me. She has my back.

No, that has never been the case.

And I am at my breaking point with it,
honestly.

What could she do to make it right?
Well, can I do better?

I mean, what do you need her to say or
do?

I'm not training.

I mean, what can I do? I don't want them
in a trip.

How about just saying, I'm sorry I made
you feel that way. I don't say things

the way somebody else wants me to say
them. I say things the way I want to say

them and the way I feel.

So you're never sorry?

If I was offered... Don't shake your
head. I'm telling you, we can't go back

time. We can't go back in time. Ladies,
sorry to interrupt.

Your table is ready. Yes, let's go get
the salmon. I love this paloma.

Delicious.

I'm trying to tell you how I feel, and
you keep, A, talking over me, and B,

making it out like I'm being ungrateful,
and then kicking me in the face by

saying I'm snobby. And I just, I'm not
up for it, Lisa. I'm really not. Okay.

You're not up for a lot of things. It
seems to be a consummate thing. I guess

I'm not up for it. And I was trying to,

I mean, it's like making it out of
nothing.

Hi, can we have a table for Lisa Barlow?
Yes. Thank you.

You know, my intention was just to come
here and have a great time with you.

I can have a great time, but I can also
tell you how I can feel, and you can be

a mature enough person to hear it
without trying to tell me I'm wrong and

moron. I didn't tell you you're wrong.
Not one time did I say you're wrong.

You did. You implied that I am wrong and
that I am being ridiculous and I'm

being snobby. That is telling me I'm
wrong.

I think it's ridiculous. like you're
ungrateful.

You're insinuating that I switched rooms
with you, and I don't want to.

Did you give me a gift?

I have never once insinuated you
switched rooms. You have to. You

called me out. You said, yes, you did.
Why does she have a Brooks Marks bag?

Why do I have a Brooks Marks bag?

I also love that, like, you make
everything a merch moment. How fun.

Here, let's see. Look at this.

I brought you a nice journal.

So you think I came to your bar mitzvah
with all this for you, and it was

passive -aggressive?

I heard that you wanted everything back
that you brought me, so I brought it

back. Is that what I said?

Is that not what you said?

Is that what I said, Meredith? That's
what I was told you said.

That's what I said.

Is it what you said or is it not?

Who said that?

Did you say it or didn't you?

I swear I've heard this argument before.

I said if you want to go backwards, we
can do that. You said if you want to go

backwards, we can go backwards. Yeah,
but I don't want to. You said it. But I

don't want to is what I just said.

At least they're consistent.

You know, I was very emotional and very
hurt and very heated. I said I brought a

gift. I would have given it back to you.

Grinny. Pardon?

I was part of it, too.

And stay out of it. In fact, I'm the
reason that you got kicked out in the

place, because apparently you have a
history of slut -shaming. Am I right?

Where are you stepping into this?
Because I would have done the exact same

thing. You know, take the shampoo
because your hair's getting fried, and

looks like... Oh, my God.

Wow.

That was a whole new low, Angie.

That was an accident. I handed you the
bath.

No, you threw the bag over the table. I
did not realize the bag was upside down,

you drama queen.

Always looking for a problem. I didn't
toss a bag full of shampoo.

Keep your mouth shut. That is so rude.

Stay out of a conversation I'm trying to
have. It has to do with me because you

slut shamed me.

I slut shamed you? That's not what
happened.

That's not what happened.

You said I was effing 15 people at the
same time. I didn't say you were effing

15. Okay, I'm sorry. No, she said three.

At my house, I had flowers on the table
from someone else that I was dating. You

said, oh yeah, that's someone else that
she's effing. Heather, what's going on?

I did not remember you saying anything.

Can I read it out loud? I just think
about you all the time. Which guy is it

from? It's from guy number one. Aaron.
Aaron.

Yeah, he's dating a woman. I know.

Where do you think I get this?

So you wait till another religious event
and said that I was slutty. I did not

call you a slut. You called me a slut.
You started that. You started it. You

started it. You absolutely started it.
We all heard it at Mary's. I wouldn't

drink in front of my church group.

Like to walk into a church group where
you know. You're doing three guys and

drink and you're claiming to be from
three guys?

Wow. You went over and you told her that
I was slutty. But why did she say you

were slutty?

Stop always sticking up for everyone
else. No, I'm not sticking up for

else. You do.

You've got your friends who you want to
take up for. No, I'm not taking up. I

want to speak in fact.

Amen. Fact.

I said you're not sticking up for me
right now either.

Angie, I have had your back more than
anybody at this table. I know, but right

now you're not, and that's fine.

Why can't we talk in fact?

It was about a bottle of f***ing wine.
Who gives a f*** about the wine? And

you said you're doing like three guys.
Those are not the same way, Angie.

It's not. And if you said that to me,
I'd be like, it's not real.

It's enough. It's below the belt. Over
and over and over.

You said bloody piss.

Buenas noches.

Allow me to introduce my name. I'm
Carlos. I will be your waiter tonight.

I have bloody hair. Buenas noches.

Would you like to order some drinks?

You seriously said I have porn star
tits?

What would you like to order?

Oh,

Brittany.

Would you like to order some drinks? You
started it, and then I get kicked out.

Can we order and then move on?

Yes.

For favor.

I would like a Cabernet, please.

Thank you. I'll just have a Pinot Noir,
Pinot Noir.

Yes, ma 'am.

Brittany, I would love to get through
this conversation with Meredith.

I do want to understand, because I don't
understand, like, with everything that

went on over the last couple of weeks
before my bat mitzvah, I was confused

you even really wanted to be there. I
have to be honest.

I wanted to be on a path forward with
you.

I felt the only way to do that was to
continue on a positive trajectory,

your family, support this milestone in
your life that I thought was very

important. It was my first mission.

I was grateful for the opportunity to be
a part of it. I was blindsided. I had

no idea that you were going to kick me
out, security guards. And when you

started yelling at me in front of your
children, Heather's daughter, your

mother, your sister.

I did everything right. I showed up. You
didn't do everything right because you

slut -shamed her.

Everybody was fighting.

Everybody was fighting. She called me a
slut.

I did not call you a slut. I did not
call her a slut. I'm going to tell you

this. Honestly, it was her who started
the slutty conversation.

Did I?

Let me give you the timeline.

Brittany called Angie a slut first
outside to me at the bat mitzvah.

Then I told Angie that Brittany had said
it to me, and Angie ran to Brittany and

said it to her, and Meredith only heard
that very small part of it.

Did you start it, Brittany?

And I'll just make it this simple.
Brittany said it first. Brittany said it

meanest. I like Brittany the least.
She's the most in trouble.

Honestly, it went too far. Angie was
wrong to say you look like a porn star

whatever. Let's not insult porn stars
right now.

Really?

And you know what? Fix it with her. You
don't want to slut shame anyone. Say

you're sorry. She wasn't slut shaming at
all. She was calling her a hypocrite.

Because it's hypocritical to, you know,
not accept a bottle of wine when you

drink wine.

It's hypocritical to, you know, pretend
your body count is equal to the men

you've married when you have a
boyfriend.

Look, we are not sleeping together.

My boyfriend and I are not sleeping
together.

Those thigh -height lingerie, and you're
like, yeah, look at this in the

bathroom. Jared bought me this.

He didn't buy you that. You were running
around the bathroom telling me Jared

picked it out. Jared, you didn't even
have underwear on when you said that to

me. What did you pick it out for? Just
tell me how you look in this. It was

amazing. It was an amazing outfit.

Okay, look, no one else can appreciate
this because this won't show, but look

how freaking sexy this is.

Yes,

one.

I'm just telling you, nobody's bought me
crotchless panties. That's not f***ing

me. Never once. Nope. Uh -uh. No one's
ever bought me crotchless panties. No.

No. This is a sex -forward world.
Everyone can do whatever they want. Sex

-forward? Yes, it is. It's like there
should be no shame in anything you want

do behind closed doors. The end. I agree
with that. The end.

It's nobody's business.

I want to say something to you.

I got very triggered when Brittany came
to me and said you were slut -shaming

her.

Perhaps I don't have the whole story.
Perhaps I do. I don't really know.

I was hoping for a different outcome.

I really was.

I am sorry that it ended the way that it
did. I am too.

Thank you for saying that. And I was
devastated and I was hurt.

I have always respected you as a mother.

Family is everything to me. I love
seeing you in that light.

I was just devastated at the way that it
ended.

And I don't want to fight with you,
Meredith.

I don't want to fight with you either.
Thank you. I'm just going to enjoy this

moment. Yay.

This whole situation with Angie has been
very hurtful for me. I didn't start or

spread any of these rumors about Sean's
sexuality, but they have chosen not to

believe that.

So that's what's been festering here.
But hopefully now we can move forward. I

love you both very much.

And that was really hard.

And so I'm glad that you were able to
make resolve. Me too. I'm so happy.

Yeah. I'm going to just stay in this
moment for a minute. That's all. I think

that's a good idea. Yeah. I think we
should stick here.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

I've gone through with Todd and the
infidelity that we have had in our

situation.

Lisa, we agreed to stay out of each
other's stuff. What are you going to do?

Maybe I'll take a little plate from your
book and lunge at you.

I'm going home.

Lying bed.

What happened to the dessert?