All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S5E12

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to be a butler.

I don't think people do that at your
age.

I'm talking, okay? I will, thank you.

Welcome to girls camp.

Go, Brittany, let's go.

Come on, Mary, go.

You walking out of my house?

You asked me to leave. I didn't ask you
to leave, Meredith.

You said that Heather is trying so hard
to be friends with Lisa that she's not a

good friend to you and Angie. You should
shut the f*** up because this had

nothing to do with you.

Say shut the f*** up one more time to me
and you will never f***ing see me

again.

I just felt like a stain.

Do you understand what happened to me?

Okay.

Got that one.

Hello. How's it going? Hi. Good. How are
you? We got out and packed the tour.

Are you ready?

This is it. This is it. Okay. Okay.

What do we do? What do I do?

In preparation for my bat mitzvah, I
have been working really hard on

the Hebrew and the blessings and the
Torah portion.

I'm proud of you. I'm very impressed.

We are going to make an ark by wrapping
this in a tallit.

So we'll be covered during the service
and we'll uncover it when we're ready to

have you read from it.

This is very special for me. You know,
most people do this when they're very

young. And this is something I decided
to do as an adult to affirm my faith, to

affirm my spirituality and my heritage.

So I'm really excited to do this, but
I'm absolutely terrified because I'm

scared I'm going to screw it up.

I'm ready to do it.

I hope.

That's going to be beautiful.

Okay.

Here we go. Here we go.

Okay. Can we do some family photos?

Where do you want us?

Seth, you need a yarmulke, honey. Yeah.

Okay. Fabulous.

Can you wear the black one? That one
ruins the vibe. And then I got to go.

Mine? No.

Dad's the star of the show. I'm a pink
guy. I need my three children, please.

Meredith's amazing.

She's special.

She's special.

She really is.

I feel so fortunate because my family's
here today to celebrate.

My mother's here.

My sister's here.

Okay, Reed, come here.

My oldest son Reed came in. He lives in
New York. He's a very private person.

But he knew how important today was to
me, so he made the effort to come in to

celebrate with our family.

And I could not be any more elated.

where I was skiing, isn't it? Did you
ski right here? Yes. I mean, I don't

if it was right here on the mountain.
That's beautiful.

Hi! We're here for Bat Mitzvah.

Growing up in Denver, we had a pretty
big Jewish community and I went to a lot

of Bat Mitzvahs when it was like the
time of my life. You know, we got to get

dressed up and it was our first time out
in the world. I would come home with

the little booklets and practice reading
the prayers.

But the Jewish community in Salt Lake
City is tiny, and I have not been to a

bat mitzvah since I was 13.

So I can't wait to watch it with an
adult perspective. Thank you so much.

take a napkin, too.

She is an espresso martini girl. Yes,
thank you, Georgia. Thank you for

reminding me of that. I have so much
faith in Meredith's religious ceremony

I'm willing to order and drink an
espresso martini for the first time

Springs.

I'm so sick.

The first time I even sipped alcohol was
at a bat mitzvah.

They had an open bar like this, and they
were making fuzzy navels, which is like

peach schnapps, orange juice, and like
Sprite. I mean, I knew it was bad, but

tasted delicious, and I was like... Hi.
How are you?

This is Barclay. You got the diamond
medal. Yes, yes. Hi, hi, hi.

Hi, friend.

How are you?

It's so good to see you. Hi. Hello,

hello, hello.

Oh my gosh, I love that you guys are so
blingy. It's so good to see you. Hi,

Rosen.

Hello.

Yeah, say hi.

To our adjusted ceremony of us together,
friends. I'm back on the espresso

martini. You are fast. Where did that
go?

This is my second.

Oh, I heard that's what you do at
Buttmasters. You drink, eat, drink, and

merry.

Hello. You look so good. I am.

I mean, I didn't know what to do.

She did say diamonds was kind of...
Diamonds and caviar. And you went with

caviar.

I have been so frustrated since camp
day. I was really enjoying getting to

Bronwyn until she spun my words to make
it seem like I said all these awful

things about Heather. Hi. Hello.

Life is all about intentions, and right
now, I do not trust Bronwyn's

intentions. I've noticed you've been
getting more daring with your nails.

Yes.

Trying to follow your nails. Look how
gorgeous.

Mine are nice and simple.

Let me see.

Do you do that? I don't do that.

It's a little bridge and tunnel, you
know?

Maybe she's bridge and tunnel.

I don't even know what that means.

I'll call right when we walk in.

Cheers. Hi, guys. Hi, little cutie. I'm
going to smooth by you real quick.

I got alcohol. Hi. Oh, my gosh. Hi.

For the last to arrive.

Hi, everyone.

Things have been a little tense with
Meredith and me, so I was a little

surprised to get an invite.

But I'm looking at this as a path
forward and being religious myself.

This is a really great way for us to
connect, and I'm really looking forward

it. Nice to meet you.

How are you?

Good to see you.

Hi,

hi, hi, everyone.

Hi, how are you? Good to see you.

I am not in a good place with Whitney or
Angie. I didn't appreciate being called

a liar for telling the truth, and I
really do not appreciate being told to

the fuck up.

So until Angie wants to come to me with
the words, I'm sorry, we don't have a

ton to say to each other right now.

So have you seen anyone since camping?
Yeah. No. Other than, I haven't seen

Mary. Oh, God. Is Mary coming tonight?

Is Mary coming tonight?

So what's the latest with you and
Meredith?

No comment.

Where does that leave you with her bat
mitzvah?

Will you still go?

I'll think about it, but, like, I'm more
concerned in what I'm doing and what

I'm dealing with, and right now my
family needs me, and that's what's

to me. Sorry.

Is everything okay?

Sorry.

Since I've found out about Robert and
that he's really in need of help, I feel

like a state of shock.

And I didn't see this coming.

I just, in my worst nightmare, I would
not, never thought that

this would be in my home.

And I feel like there's something in me.
I can fix it. I know I can fix it. And

I always, first thing is go to God.

And I ask God to help me.

And lead me.

and guide me to what I should do.

I don't know what's going on, and I
don't want to pry, but I'm here when

ready.

Yeah, I will.

Well, here we are.

What's been really fun for me is I've
been on the outs with almost everyone,

at some point, everyone has talked shit
about everybody else to me because I

didn't like them then.

Bronwyn's a dumping ground. I'm the
oracle now. She's a dumping ground.

There's just weird vibes.

Mafia vibes.

I'm still upset with Angie for calling
me a slut.

Like, says, oh, you're sleeping with
three guys. You're sleeping with three

guys. You're sleeping with five guys.

You're doing three guys and you drink
and you're claiming to be some total

woman? Wow.

I really think that if she's accusing me
of that, then that's probably because

that's what she's doing with child.

I'm just going to say it was extra
offensive to be accusing me of that when

that's like so sensitive to my religion
and my beliefs, you know?

But does Angie know how Mormon you are?
Because she brought you the wine, and

now she's saying you're sleeping with
people. Maybe she doesn't know that

in England. She knows. She knows. She's
just doing it to get attention, I feel

like. Well, I've noticed that in a group
setting, Angie does like to pick

someone and big up them.

She has a scroll at base, though. Here's
a few things that I'd like an apology

for. She takes the chair in Milwaukee.

You call me every f***ing day.

She told me to shut the f*** up 7 ,000
times a year.

Everybody shut the f*** up. And you
should shut the f*** up too because this

nothing to do with you. So we'll see
who's the target tonight. But you know

she's going to be doing the most with
someone because that's her vibe. She's

to have the attention somehow.

What else is going on?

Get in here. Get in here. Cover up.

Although Sean is here and I don't know
that he knows he's married to Dr. Jekyll

and Mr. Hyde.

Coming up. This is a lie. This is a lie.

Wait a minute. Do you know what's hard?

and let me speak. What are you doing?
Don't talk to me like that.

Hi.

Hi,

Justin. Good to see you. Good to see
you, too.

Todd.

Nice to meet you. Pleasure. Nice to meet
you.

And then I get to hug you again.

It's so nice to meet you. I love your
daughter so much. Can I give you a hug?

You are stunning.

This is Auntie.

You might have heard a lot about Auntie
and Whitney, too. I don't know. It's so

nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

This is so exciting. I love that
Meredith decided to do this.

Do you believe it? No, I was like, I
know it's appropriate for right now. You

know, we just found out my husband's
adopted that he's Jewish too.

His dad is Russian and German Jew.

And his mom? His mom is a blonde haired
girl from like Arizona.

She's not Jewish.

You're about to become a woman.

Oh, my God. Oh, Meredith.

I do not usually make a grand entrance.
I really don't. But this is a very

special day, and I wanted to do
something that would definitely be

So, it's a sleigh.

I love this bitch.

This is quite the bat mitzvah, Todd. I
have never been to a 12 -year -old party

like this. Ever before.

Not once. I made it over the ice. I was
a little worried.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome. You look absolutely stunning.

Look at you. Wow.

That is quite the entrance. Hi.

You look beautiful.

You look gorgeous.

Mazel tov. Mazel tov. Is that what you
say? Thank you. Yes. Okay.

Congratulations. What an entrance.

Congratulations. Thank you. I've never
been to a box office myself. Thank you.

Well, welcome.

Given all of the issues I've had with
Angie recently, it's surprising to me

she wanted to come, but I'm happy that
she did. Today is about inclusivity and

positivity and togetherness, and maybe
this is a sign of something positive to

come. I hope.

Hi, I'm Solo. Hi, sit in here with us.
I'm going to join my friends.

Hi, gorgeous.

Hi, beautiful. Can I join you? Please
do.

Second Rojo. Hi, Cliff. Good to see you.

Looking so handsome.

Hi, gorgeous. How are you? Miss you. Hi.

It is an honor to welcome all of you
here today to celebrate the becoming a

mitzvah of Meredith.

When someone becomes a bar or bat
mitzvah, they get to take on new

responsibilities in the community and
new opportunities.

And one of them is being able to wear a
tallit or a prayer shawl.

Meredith, do you want to come up?

And mom, do you want to come up? And
we're going to have you give this to

daughter.

Hi, honey.

Can I give you my talis for my bar
mitzvah?

To wear yours? Yes.

I don't think that's the prayer.

It's definitely not.

And we're going to put on the clip so
that it doesn't fall off of your

shoulders. Sharing Seth's talis that he
wore at his bar mitzvah so many years

ago is...

an incredible connection.

It's like we're sharing this experience
and connecting on our faith in a way

that we never have before.

And then Meredith, can you say the
blessing?

Amen.

Amen.

Before we read the Torah, we put our
fringes of your tallit inside the Torah,

right up here.

To read from the Torah, which is the
highest honor in the Jewish faith, is so

meaningful to me.

It's just a very intense moment, like
knowing that you're reading from this

scroll with so much history and so much
meaning behind it, and I'm honored to

have the opportunity to read from it.

You know, being Jewish by heritage, I
love the Jewish faith. I'm lucky that

that's a part of me. And I think it's
really important to remember your

and where you came from. And now I feel
even closer to Meredith and I couldn't

be more proud of her.

We are going to have a chance to put
away the Torah.

Seth, you're going to come up and lift
the Torah.

Meredith, you can be seated for one
moment before we need you back.

With everything going on with Robert
Jr., I did not know if I was going to be

here today.

But religion is important to me, and so
is Meredith.

And even though things haven't been good
between Meredith and I, I still think

it's important that I show up and I am
here for her today.

Lord, why is there black all over the
door?

Hey.

Oh, my God. Where am I supposed to go?

And we're going to put it on the table
and cover it again.

And you all may be seated.

Whoa. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, heaven.

That's literally peeking through the
window.

It is traditional for the bat mitzvah to
share a few words of Torah to tell us a

little bit about what this day means to
them.

the bat mitzvah to share a few words of
Torah to tell us a little bit about what

this day means to them.

And Meredith, I'd like for you to do
that now.

Shalom.

Shalom.

I did not have a bat mitzvah growing up.

For most of my life, that didn't bother
me.

I'm having a minute.

You know what?

I know it's coming up.

Last moment. I'm sorry.

Sorry, everyone.

Okay.

For most of my life, that didn't bother
me. I knew my heritage as Jewish, and

that was enough.

As we have all watched significant
growth in anti -Semitism in the U .S.

around the world, I decided that I
wanted a chance to publicly affirm my

in being Jewish and to have an
opportunity to gather with my family and

friends. My hope and prayer is that we
come together in community across our

differences, Jewish, Mormon, Christian,
Muslim, gay, straight.

In doing so, the world will truly become
a better place.

May God bless you and protect you.

May God deal kindly and graciously with
you.

May God bestow divine favor upon you and
grant you peace.

You're never too old and it's never too
late to achieve your aspirations and

dreams.

I'm so proud of you.

A spiritual journey.

You guys stand.

I absolutely feel a stronger connection
to my Jewish heritage now.

We're going to do a symbolic passing.

Just having the support I've had from my
kids, my husband, it's incredible.

Sh'ma Yisrael, Adonai Eloheinu, Adonai
Eho.

It's really fantastic.

We're all going to say congratulations
in Hebrew. We say mazal tov.

Mazal tov!

Let's go and eat.

Yay!

Are you getting anything? Yeah, I'll get
something. And you look smaller.

What's the most caloric drink you've
got?

What do you like? Caloric.

I love that one. Mary wants to fatten me
up.

Kind of.

If you love capers, you're going to love
caviar.

It's a luxury taco.

Did you see the fondue?

Oh. Fondue?

Hello. Hi, beautiful.

You are beautiful.

You look like Meredith.

You think?

Yes.

Nice to meet you.

Reed here, this stud.

Like, wow.

He is a stud, right?

Hi. I'm so glad you guys are here. Hi.
Good to see you. Hi.

Thank you.

This is Dr. Strada. This is my plastic
surgeon.

Oh, nice to meet you. I love a plastic
surgeon.

Nice to meet you. This is the guy that's
like, you know, resurfaces everything.

I was going to say, I mean, I just, I
feel like I may have got you wrong. When

can tell she's, like, upset. Yeah. I
feel like she's upset.

And so if she has, you know, her thing
with me, I don't want that to get in

between you and I. I did not like when
we weren't talking. And I didn't either.

But, like, there was a void in my life.
There was a void in mine, too. And it

wasn't the rack.

Good, good, good.

Merry Christmas.

How are you, babe? I'm good, Harry. You
did amazing.

I'm proud of you.

You know, we have to talk. I mean, I
guess I have to get it out now.

I've never had a friend that walked out
of my house. Never.

My friends don't treat me like that. Not
my real ones.

I know this is your night, and I don't
want to fight with you.

I really don't.

I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings by
leaving.

And I'm sorry I hurt your feelings to
make you leave.

So, like, you wasn't welcome.

I think the fact that she came and
they're even talking is, like, honestly

-blowing. Meredith doesn't have any of
those red flashes on the back of her

or her chest, so she's not too upset.

I feel like we should learn something.

Yeah. And move forward.

Because I do love you.

You and I have been through the worst.

Literally. I hear you. I know.

I know. I love you so much.

Meredith is one of my closest friends.

And I got you back.

I got you. And looking back at our
fight, it seems silly. And I'm glad to

let it go. Because I'm dealing with
something that's way too precious and

more important.

And I can't be bothered with stuff that
don't matter.

What are you drinking?

Vasatoda. Cheers, babe.

I don't think I like this.

What do you have?

All sorts of things.

I've never had this.

You've never had this before?

No.

Are you serious?

I've never even heard of it. Have you
ever had to reflect before?

No, never have. Wait, what? I thought
this was, like, such a common thing.

Never have. Really?

Yeah. Do you have a minute to talk? Uh,
talk, yes.

Are you everything else? No.

What's everything else?

Like, it's about meds, so I want to be
respectful.

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely.

What's going on? Well, I'll always start
with a compliment. Love your outfit.

Love your purse. Thank you.

Love all your sparkles. Is step two an
apology?

Do I owe an apology?

Yeah, I would think so.

Well, I was thinking the same.

You think I owe you an apology?

Do I owe an apology?

Yeah, I would think so.

Well, I was thinking the same.

You think I owe you an apology? Well,
you know what? Things got heated, and it

definitely ended on a bad note.

I felt like you twisted something that I
said.

Okay. And, you know, I think I can be—
Did I twist the 7 ,000 times you told me

to shut the fuck up? No, I said it. But
you and I both know telling me to shut

the fuck up.

Okay.

So does it make you feel good if I said,
I am sorry I told you to stop?

I'm not going to do it. Bronwyn, don't
walk away.

You know what? That's just cheap. Like,
stay here and listen and work it out.

Did I say you're cheap?

It's the easy way out to walk.

Look, if you're going to ask for an
apology and someone gives it to you,

You think you're funny with your...

I don't think I'm funny. I think I'm
being honest. It's not.

You're mean.

You do things to hurt people's feelings
in social settings.

No, I don't. Yes, you do.

Angie, I think and Bronwyn aren't
like... Are they really getting into it?

language was out of control over the
top. Do you think... Do you think... I

I'm not going to ride your...

I scream at your face?

When it's me and somebody else, it's my
responsibility to work out. But when

it's you and someone else, my ass better
ride your dick like it's my job.

I scream at your face?

I scream at your face?

How many times did I say it?

Oh,

wow. Did you scream at my face that many
times? Yeah.

There comes your better half.

Your much better half. Take a time for
another drink. Calm. Time to take a

break. Would you like another glass of
wine? You don't need to bring somebody

who calls me a liar a drink. I know,
baby. Okay.

Todd is being nice. You can't dare to
look me in the face and apologize to me.

said I'm sorry. I told you to shut up.

You have spoken about it. I'm sorry. I
told you to shut the fuck up. If you

another book, apologize to Todd. Go for
it. I haven't heard a single one out of

you that was worthwhile.

Todd, you're the best.

Are you okay?

Do you need a drink? No, I'm fine. Okay.

Do you want me to chill with you for a
sec?

No, I'm fine.

You weren't giving me a chance.

I know, I know, but it's like, but all
she hears is you telling her that it's

fine, you know? That's not what I was
saying.

Excuse me. Okay, I'll take it. No, I'll
give you a minute.

You're being very nice. I appreciate you
being respectful of other women. I was

trying to be respectful, and that is not
what I was trying to do.

I'm going to leave.

Can I have an espresso, Martina? You
may. Thank you.

No, I told her ten times. If there
wasn't an apology, I wasn't interested.

Why did you stay?

Why didn't you walk away?

There's no winning.

If I tell the truth, I'm a liar. If I
tell a lie, I'm guessing and people like

it. There's no... None of them can own
it. They do themselves.

Thank you.

Sorry you had to overhear our therapy
session.

You guys do not get paid enough for
that.

Everything good or what?

She's just trying to make me look bad
for everything. Get on over here, Mary.

That's supposed to be a happy event.

What happened?

What about her?

Do you do exorcisms?

No, girl.

Uh, Mayor, your voice was not
intelligible. That's what I was

We need to talk about what Bronwyn was
saying at camp day.

Listen, I don't think that there's
anything to discuss. I know that Bronwyn

spinning her yarn about you guys peeking
and how you're not my friends, but,

like, it's not the big deal.

We're still good.

I really have no unresolved concerns
with Whitney after camp day.

Sure, she said all of these things to
Bronwyn, but it's nothing that she

said directly to my face before.

So there's really no need for damage
control.

What is happening?

When I have a problem with Whitney, I
will tell her to her face.

I never said I want to take down
Heather.

Bronwyn is telling me that I'm going to
be... Whitney, Whitney, you know it's

hard...

What are you telling? Don't talk to me
like that. Don't talk to me like that.

You interrupt too.

You interrupt too. You already know.

Bronwyn is taking my words and spinning
them. This is a lie.

This is a lie.

Making up things is a lie. You make up
things and you lie.

This friendship turned. Who knew I'd be
friends with you two?

I know. We'll bring Bronwyn over here.

So now that we are newly friends.

I want this to last a hot minute. How
about that? Sure. At least.

Friendship goes.

Bronwyn.

Hi, happy bar mitzvah. What's going on?
And did I say anything bad about

Heather? We did all talk, but I'd like
to question this.

Okay, so... Bronwyn thinks I'm a bad
person that says me being the broader

daughter when I was trying to be kind.

I do think you say things just to be
dramatic. I have been so nice to you.

No, you basically call me a slut.

I don't even hear that word since 1980.

Wait,

what?

Ordinarily, I would be happy to see
Angie getting in trouble after she's

me, but I'm tired of Brittany's little
shtick of running her mouth and then

being like, poor me, I'm such a victim.

Someone called me a slut.

Someone bought me wine. Like, I can't
deal with it anymore.

You're going to call Angie a slut
outside?

I really think that if she's accusing me
of that, then that's probably because

that's what she's doing with Sean's
child. Okay.

Then call Angie a slut inside.

You think I'm a slut, Brittany? No, I
didn't. Why would you say that?

You said you were going to say it to her
face. I just said, if you're accusing

me of sleeping with multiple guys, I
said maybe that's how you dated.

wanted to be friends for a hot minute. I
gave her a solid five.

That's over.

I don't look like I have a high body
count and I don't dress like I have a

body count.

And I don't wear my hair like I have a
high body count.

Do you think my hair looks cheap?

It looks a little pornish. Do you really
mean it? You think my hair looks cheap?

That looks like high body count hair.

This does not. That does not. That does
not.

That's high body count hair.

That's a high body count dress.

Those are high body count heels.

If you're going to call me slutty.

I think I look like a mother in her
Versace with her nipple hanging out. I'm

serious shock right now. Do I look
bloody?

Do I look bloody?

You know what, Angie? Screw you.

No, screw you. No, screw you. Take your
little bumpa and walk away.

You just shamed her hair.

Wait, the best way to do that, honey, is
like this.

Okay, no, honey. One more, one more, one
more. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

I seriously cannot even believe what
just happened. What happened? You guys,

leaving. I'm seriously leaving the
party.

Erin, she just said I have, like, slutty
vibes.

She just said my hair is slutty, my
dress is slutty, my tits are slutty.

And she did? Yes.

It's a bumpa, and yours is a little bit,
too.

It's a what? I was never slutty. Ever,
ever, ever. Not even in high school was

slutty, Brittany. I have never been so
offended in my entire life.

Is she really?

Look, I just want to make it clear. I
didn't call Brittany a slut. I called

hair slutty. That's not slut shaming.
That's hair shaming. And in my business,

there's a difference.

I mean, I think I was offering up good
advice, truly.

You don't want to leave her like that.

Where's my phone?

Are you okay? I just got called.

I'm slutty vibe. What the hell?

That's not nice. I don't think that
that's true. You look beautiful.

Are you having an okay time? Yeah, I'm
doing great. She's like crying.

Oh,

she just came back. Hi.

Did Ant come find you? I'm leaving.
Okay. Wait, why are you leaving?

Because I just got called slutty hair.

She just said my hair is slutty. Come
here. Come here. She did. I have slutty

90s hair.

Come here. What just happened? Brooke
just told me you were crying. Are you

okay?

Yeah, I mean, that was just so low.

I've never been, like, slushy like that.
Like, I'm a good girl.

Angie! She knows. She knows you want to
apologize.

Angie! She does.

She does. She feels bad. I'm going to
leave.

Brittany, I told her you came at her
twice. I love your hair.

She does. It's a little... Okay, oh, my
God.

You said that I was probably slutty. You
did. No, I did not. If somebody came

over to me like that... Don't. It's
super offensive to, like, an old school

green girl to say she's a slut.

You call everyone a slut and a whore,
and I'm not sure why you're here.

You invited me here, and now you're
saying... You're calling her a slut?

Fine, she said I was slutty. Take your
husband and go.

Don't look at her earphones.

But you know what? You do need to...
Okay, Meredith, no, no, no. We're not

playing this game. Oh, we are. You
invited me. Security, security!

Please escort her and her husband out.

You can go.

You are not... You're not welcome here.
Meredith.

Wow. Walk out.

Quite frankly, I've had it with Angie's
behavior.

I don't like the way she speaks about
everybody.

She's very nasty and mean, and I'm over
it. You disrespected her as a woman, and

you've done it to everybody, and I'm
tired of it. Please leave.

We're not playing this game. Oh, we are.

You can go. You are not welcome here.
You disrespected her as a woman. You

know the whole story.

She disrespected me.

You don't need to escort me, guys. I
weigh 100 pounds.

I will walk out. Bye.

Wow, this is a very beautiful religious
event, Meredith. Thank you.

I don't like people who slut shame.

This is not what I wanted. But she left
me with no choice.

Angie has been repeatedly shaming women.

Including me.

Run away, Meredith.

I don't speak to people who treat me
like one. They only want to scratch

legs outside their marriage with you.

Not me. Yeah.

I've had enough.

I don't like women degrading other
women.

I brought you a gift, by the way. Thanks
for coming empty -handed to my party

and then talking about me.

Don't call me slutty ever again,
Brittany. I did not call you slutty.

did. You called me slutty. This is
Brittany's coat, not mine.

She needs to be escorted out. She's
disgusting.

Vile human beings.

Hey, Ang, hold on.

What happened?

I haven't even talked to her. What
happened? I have no idea.

It was about hair.

I feel bad for Angie, but, like, I don't
see how she doesn't see her part in it.

That tacky bitch showed up hand -in
-hand at my anniversary party. Don't say

things you're going to regret.

Some of the things that Angie says is
hurtful, and I think she just remembers

the reaction. She doesn't remember what
she did to provoke the reaction.

I'm so sick of her, like, throwing out
jabs. I'm sleeping with people. She

criticizes his mother. She criticizes
his women.

I'm so sick of this. I am sick of it.
I'm sorry. You know, let me pull a

Meredith on you right now. Every time
you see her, she's got an excuse for why

she's... I'm crying.

Tell her to come out here and resolve
this. Mayor, mom hasn't talked to you at

all. Come talk to her.

Let's take a selfie. Okay, let's take a
selfie. I don't have sweaty hair, so I'm

out of it.

Where's Lisa?

I am done.

I'm sorry.

I'm embarrassed that she invited me here
and then asked me to leave.

I love you.

Hey,

love you.

Do you know that? I know. Okay.

I'm so sorry. I'm going to go.

Husband, let's go.

Where's my phone?

I don't know.

What a bitch.

I mean, the level of, like, accusations
is unbelievable.

It's crazy.

It's crazy.

Well, cheers to Puerto Vallarta.

That way.

Okay,

this is so out of hand, and everyone is
in some kind of fight.

Meredith hates Angie.

Bronwyn hates Angie.

Angie hates Brittany, and I hate
Whitney.

But the thing is, not so long ago, we
were all kind of okay.

Which is why, before Angie threw a
napkin, before she said Brittany had

body count hair, and before Meredith
pulled up on a sleigh, I planned

the perfect girls trip.

What are you looking at? Puerto
Vallarta.

You know, after we went to Palm Springs,
I was like, I throw a great trip.

And no one's seen the kind of trips I
do.

But I mean, don't you think this sounds
like fun?

But obviously, you can't plan for
everything.

Well, cheers to Puerto Vallarta.

Can't wait.

See you, Maza.

Oh, gosh.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Ain't no party like a Barlow party.

Hear out what I'm saying versus telling
me to be grateful that Lisa Barlow took

me on a trip.

Stop always sticking up for everyone.
No, I'm not sticking up for everyone.

do. Why can't we talk in fact?

Why do we have to?