All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S5E11

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City.

I've been thinking a lot, and I want to
get put on the spot.

You're going to learn Hebrew and do a
whole Torah portion?

Of course.

Well done.

Hey. I told you, I don't care if you're
back, Whitney. I care that you went to

her with stuff I said to you in
confidence, and I said you just changed

relationship. You don't like that I'm
not just doing whatever you want me to

I don't give a shit. Yes, you do.

So what are you guys going to do this
week? What are your plans?

I don't know, to be honest.

Something's going on with Robert Jr.

I'm concerned.

Thank you for the invite. I love that
everyone here has been included, which

know did not happen for the Palm Desert
trip.

I am still open to getting to know you.
I would be absolutely open to clean

slate and moving forward.

Yay!

You're hateful. You're miserable.

You are a happy woman. Leave me alone.

Meredith, if you're not going to listen
to me, get out of my house.

My hand. Look at you. Hi.

Let me throw this down.

These are amazing.

These are good. I sewed them this
morning.

They're not totally profesh. It goes
perfect with our visors.

Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.

We're camp counselors, but we're also
Girl Scouts.

We're like the leader.

The leader. We're the camp leaders.

Whitney and I are kind of like the
sporty, outdoorsy girls of the group, if

can believe it.

And based on what happened at Mary's
brunch, I think a little gathering

the campfire is exactly what this group
needs.

Cheers. Is that an air horn?

Just in case.

For anyone who missed, cheers to Girl's
Camp.

I mean, things have been tense. When the
finger starts wagging and the bangs

start creeping, stop! You're in trouble.

So there's no one better at Camp Kumbaya
than me and Whitney.

I thought we could do some, like,
roasting of the marshmallows.

Yes. Will you start making the invite?

Yes. Okay. In the wilderness of life,
everyone could use some skills.

Join us for our version of Girls Camp.
We'll be having a potluck. Please bring

side dish or dessert to share.

Attire is Girl Scout chic.

Can you say bring your heels and your
feels?

Make it little. No heels, but all the
feels.

Walk me through, like, what you were
initially thinking.

A couple of relay races.

Team building activities.

After everything that went down at
Mary's house.

With bananas.

I don't even know how Meredith and I can
be in a room together.

I want

Meredith there, obviously, because I
love her, but

also because I think she missed out on a
lot of this stuff. I don't think she

did crafts or camping.

Do you think that's her problem? Is that
why she's so kind of, like, miserable?

She didn't get to do, like, the girl
bonding. I am not falling into that

bear trap.

Because you know I love Meredith, but I
don't like her right now.

Can I invite Bronwyn? Sure. But I don't
know Bronwyn enough to love or hate her.

I don't want to say I was proud of you,
but I was like, Heather, that was a

beautiful moment of seeing you, being
willing to just accept the apology.

That's big of you. Sorries don't come
from you very easily. This is where I'm

with Bronwyn.

Nothing's changed from the way I felt
about her and the read I got on her. But

don't want to police her friendships. I
don't want to.

be in a bad space and I definitely don't
want her getting in between the

friendships that I do love and care
about. But just like between you and me,

just think she's sneaky.

I want to be friends with people who the
second I get up from the table, I'm not

wondering what they're saying about me.

And I don't get that confidence in
Bronwyn. You know, when someone shows

they are, believe them. Well, listen, I
think that you two have just gotten off

to the wrong freaking start.

Hi. Welcome to Relevant Galleries. I'm
Justin.

Meredith. Would you care for some
champagne?

Sure, why not?

Okay. Thank you.

I thought that Mary and I had a solid
friendship, but friends don't do what

did. They don't come and just start
yelling at you and picking on you. They

don't do that. They pull you aside one
-on -one and say, hey, this is what's

going on. It's all pretty spectacular, I
have to say.

I would have expected Mary to reach out
to me, but when she didn't, I figured

I'd just be the bigger person. That's
why I invited her to the gallery today.

There's no reason to have some childish
standoff because I haven't done anything

to Mary except support her for the last
four years when no one else would.

Thank you so much. Enjoy.

Bob.

Robert.

I'm trying to navigate my life right now
because I feel like Robert Jr.

is my priority, and I feel like I need
to focus on him.

Robert, are you in there?

Bob! Robert and I are very close, and I
can feel him. And right now his energy

is very absent.

So I'm thinking about what he's doing,
where is he at, why is it 1 in the

afternoon, why is he still sleeping?

I'm leaving. I'm going to meet Meredith,
okay?

I feel like I've been choosing to just
ignore him and hope that it will go

I need to talk to him, and I need him to
just tell me the truth, like the honest

truth of where he's at. Tell me the
gospel.

Oh, I'm talking to the door.

I'm calling.

Are you looking for anything particular?

Well, I have someone meeting me here,
hopefully.

Okay. Soon. She's only about 40 minutes
late so far. We'll see.

Under the best of circumstances, being
an hour late is terribly impolite.

Given these circumstances, it's a very
strong message you're sending me.

Hi. Why are you FaceTiming me? I'm kind
of irritated, you guys.

Why?

After how rude Mary was to me last week,
I texted her and got no response.

I'm like, I'm worried. Her behavior is
very unusual. It's not in character.

So I'm just like thinking maybe
something bigger is going on. I'll

meet me at the gallery.

It's going to be like an hour late, it
looks like. Still not here.

This makes me think that what you're
saying is even more true about something

going on and being so out of character.

There's only so much I can accept.

I'm going to focus on the photography.
I'll talk to you later.

Hello,

Meredith.

Hi, Mary. How are you? I'm okay. How are
you?

I'm good. Is everything okay?

In terms of life, you?

Oh, yeah. A little, you know, bothered,
but I'm good. I was concerned after I

left the other day.

You seemed a little out of character. I
did or you did?

Um...

I thought you did, and I probably did as
well.

And why would you think that I did?

When I invited you to my house, and I've
seen you in many a people's homes, and

I've never seen you walk out anyone's
home, ever, since I've known you. I no

longer feel welcome in your home. Oh,
really?

Okay. I'm not going to say tomorrow I
don't feel welcome.

Okay. You know, I don't think you would
either.

I don't think I would do that to you.
For me, that's not friendship.

That's not a healthy friendship.

Well, I don't think that it is a healthy
friendship because you apparently have

been harboring some hostility towards me
for quite some time. Well, we clearly

have to.

Angie was coming after me, and you've
told me repeatedly that, you know, you

would always stand up for me, and
instead...

You jumped on the bandwagon, and I was
like, why am I here?

I don't jump on bandwagon. What you did,
I feel like you severed our friendship.

You're not always a victim. No, I'm not.

You portray that. It's always somebody
doing something to you, as if I don't

ever take up for you. I came here. I
still extended the olive branch of

you here in hopes that we could resolve
it. Yeah, well, you started off. And you

showed it up an hour late.

You know what, Meredith? Have a good
day, okay? Yeah, you used me for three

years. I got the memo. Thank you. Don't
find a life.

Find a life that's better than you got.

I'm carrying a big cross right now with
Robert.

I feel like the fact that Meredith has
no idea what I'm going through speaks

volumes of where our friendship is.

And if people are going to say they're
my friend and they'll be in my life,

be a friend and be in my life. But if
you're not,

bye.

I'm good.

I don't need you.

Hold my hand.

Are you too full for me? No?

I

love

your little dance moves.

Oh, hi.

Angie and I were really close. Like, I
feel like we had a real friendship where

she called me a lot. We could talk
through things. I would take all of

calls, no matter what time, no matter
where I was. Can I give you a hug?

Do you like fake snakes?

Are you told to take snakes?

I'll take fake snakes.

But I want to repair things with Angie
because I miss my friend. Like, we've

never been in this place before, and I
hope we can change it.

This is so sweet. Isn't that funny?
Angie. I mean, you're a little too old

stuffies. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said I'm
too old for stuffies? Are you? Are you

not? Do you guys want to go to the snake
exhibit?

I love snakes. You do? They're so cute.
They terrify me. Are you scared of

snakes? No.

I was a little surprised to get this
invitation from Lisa.

Thanks for hooking us up. This is
awesome.

But I know I've been a great friend to
Lisa. I mean, I've been her confidant.

I've been her hundred phone calls a day.

I've been there for her.

Okay, this is so cool.

I'm sure she's missing me. Oh, wow.

I also have a snake.

I'll wear this snake.

Okay, they are terrifying.

To match kind of what you have brought
to the aquarium, we have our red -tailed

boa here.

His name is Kronk.

Would you guys like to touch him?

Yes. I'm terrified.

I'll touch him. So you can touch him
like that.

A lot of people think snakes are slimy,
but they're actually not.

Red -tailed boas will sit around and
wait for their prey, and then when they

it, they will wrap around it and
constrict it, and then they will swallow

whole. Sounds like a good friend.

Here.

Oh, okay.

Thank you guys so much. Thank you.

Their little faces are so cute.

Do you guys want to go walk around a
little so Lisa and I can chat?

Yeah. Okay.

Have fun, Henry.

Henry, keep an eye on her for me, okay?

Will do.

I feel like we got, like, off track,
like, big time.

It's been a loss for me, I'm not going
to lie.

I feel like it's a loss for me, too. I
feel like... After my Bezos party,

everything went really left.

Like, you and Whitney being friends does
not impact me and you. But I don't want

you to choose sides. We're here because
you don't trust me. I created distance

because I was so hurt.

I don't know what I did. Where I try
and, like, talk things through with you,

always go directly to you. Like, even
with Heather saying, like, Angie is

basically saying you're a bad mom.

I'm like, I'm going to talk to Angie
about it. I'm not talking to you about

I felt like you were being a bad friend.
I never said you're a bad mom. You're a

great mom.

I feel like it's been really sensitive
with you and me because we are real

friends. I don't like when anyone says
anything badly about you.

Like, I feel like I've defended you and
drawn so much. And then I'm like, where

is someone like, I don't need someone to
fight my battles, but you could have my

back a little more.

Lisa, I have had your back. No, but I
feel like you're like listening to

on a lot of things. I'm not.

And like you. I promise you that.

I feel like I've tried so hard to prove
to you that I'm a good friend. No,

Angie, you don't have to prove that to
me. I needed you to just say, I hear

I hear that you're hurt and I'm sorry.

That's all I needed from you because I'm
like, listen, how many times is Whitney

going to lie about me? She's made up
stuff about my marriage, my business,

accused me of doing things I didn't do.
I was just looking for you to say, I've

got you. I can't believe she did that to
you. It doesn't mean change your

relationship with her. It means hear me.

That that's so hurtful to me.

I'm going to apologize right now that I
didn't do that.

I know you would be there for me if I
needed you. You have had my back.

And I think you do at times feel like
you need to defend yourself. And so

explaining, but you're not like really
seeing where I'm coming from. What do

need me to see?

I do love you.

But I also need to be treated
differently by you because I am super.

sensitive when it comes to friendships.

I want to share something with you.

I think growing up there were times
where my mom was having her struggles

like I probably didn't always feel safe
and when something is chaotic I just get

really quiet and I just try and stay
calm and when you get elevated instead

like saying what I think or what I feel
I shut down.

I think as a kid that I tried to stay
calm when my mom was struggling.

And I find myself doing that with Lisa,
but I'm not acknowledging my own

feelings and emotions and how she's
making me feel.

I want you and I to be resolved.

It's just gotten, we've let this go too
far.

And I'm sorry.

I don't want anyone else to come between
us. Me either. We've really never had a

conversation like this before.

Like, I don't know. I'm finally feeling
like Lisa sees me. She's calmed down.

She's willing to listen. And I'm hoping
that we can move forward with a new

relationship. And you know what else I
just realized? What?

Why? The Greek word for fish. Oh, my
God.

It's saddy. I mean, saddy.

I love you, Lisa. I'm sorry. I love you.
I love you.

Coming up. Did I say Lisa? We over?

Borrow Meredith's hearing aids, turn
them up, and hear me one more time. I

need Meredith's hearing aids. I got two
right here. Let's go, Ann.

I like these more clear.

No pants.

Because I am not trying to freeze.

It's been a couple of days, but I
haven't talked to Robert Jr.

He's never home, or he's home and he's
locked up in his room. This is busy.

He's just kind of not like he used to
be. Like, my Robert comes to my room

day and sits in my chair and talks to
me, and we have, like, a daily debrief

about just anything. And those days are
just...

Coming and going, and there's no Robert.

I'm like, okay, this is an option for
sure.

This is not too low -going.

I look at him, I see my baby, and I just
want my

baby back.

How does it go?

I don't know.

You look like a golfer. You've got to
make it more scouty.

Oh, yeah. I look like I'm in Scotland.

Our inspiration for this camp day is
Beverly Hills.

It's about, like, girl empowerment. It's
about expanding expectations, not

feeling sorry for yourself, not being a
victim.

Perfect. Owning your authentic identity.

Someone snuck into the marshmallows.

It's a long drive.

If I could have one of those themes from
the movie translate to our girls' camp

amongst us as friends, it will be a
successful day.

Do you think they're going to love this?

I think they're going to love -hate it.

This is my first time camping ever.

This is the closest I'm ever going to
get to camping.

I didn't go to sleep away camp. I
didn't. I did it one year and I didn't

being away from my parents. You loved
it. I did.

It's a big thing culturally to make your
friends for like life and who you're

going to do business with. I love how
Lisa's going to sleep away camp at eight

years old deciding that she's doing
this.

So what's the latest with you and
Meredith?

So yesterday I met up with her and she
had the audacity to try to like comfort

me.

as if I did something to her.

She goes, oh, clearly you don't care
about me. You're an hour late. And I

to say so bad, sweetheart, if you stop
renting in Park City and start renting

Salt Lake, maybe I can get to where I'm
going.

But it took me an hour from my house to
get to where she meant.

After she stormed out of your house?
After she stormed out of my house. God

knows I don't care what she thinks. I
don't care what she's feeling. I don't

care. And it's like, I'm sorry, but she
acted like she was all worked up, but

she didn't forget to stop and take her
parting gift.

I think it's time to go.

I had to go. I had to go.

I thought she was going to take your
Armani statue on the way out, too. Oh,

God. I mean, she was just like...
Where's she going to put it, Angie? At

Airbnb?

The last time I saw Mary was at her
house. You left. She kicked her out.

Normally, I wouldn't have even reached
out. But I thought with my Shabbat

and the bat mitzvah coming up, I should
reach out. I should be a big person.

Like, I don't want her to not be a part
of something that's important in my

life. She showed up an hour late.

She says I severed our friendship.

How? At her house. How?

By leaving. I've never left anyone
else's house. But she hurt your

even said to her after you left,
Meredith is hurt.

Then she tells me to stop playing a
victim.

and where'd you guys leave it she
stormed out do you feel like your

is one -sided with her or has been for a
long time it's very one -sided she's

very self -absorbed she's a lot like
lisa just say a prayer for her she

want she does not want to mess with me
because i'm not playing a game today

when i got the text From Heather and
Whitney together?

Did that surprise you guys or no?

First of all, I was surprised I was even
invited by Whitney. But anyway, go on.

I'm surprised I was invited by Heather.
Okay, there we go.

No, I know they're cousins, the whole
work.

But she has not spoken kindly of
Heather.

I was uncomfortable coming today because
I don't know where I stand with all the

ladies. But I don't even know where they
all stand with each other.

Yeah, it's a lot. It's, you know, like
the meme where the guy has all the stuff

on the wall with all the red string.
Like, that's how I feel about this group

friends and who talks and who doesn't.
Seems like she's the two -faced one.

Well, maybe both of us are a little bit,
but I'm not the one posing a party.

I've really started with these women on
this foot of like, I will call it as I

see it and I will tell you how I feel.
And I don't deal with a lot of hypocrisy

and bullshit behind people's back.

But I'm now hearing a lot of hypocrisy
and bullshit behind people's backs.

I know which food I brought, and that is
the only food I will be eating in case

the rest of it is poisoned.

I was like, who are these cute campers?

Hi!

Oh my gosh, I brought ice cream, too,
and it's like special ice cream. Okay,

bring it over here.

Welcome, campers! Oh my gosh, you look
so cute!

We have a table for you to set stuff
down on. I love it.

Hello, Phyllis Neffler, how may I help
you? Thank you for understanding my

reference. Look at you!

I am not sold on Bronwyn, but I
definitely want to create a space where

get to know her better. Hey, Girl
Scouts!

And Girl Scouts don't break their
promises.

I don't know if this is the Girl Scout
sign, but it feels right.

Does anyone know how to light a fire?
Just curious.

Um, I mean, I could try.

Okay, Heather, Meredith wants to learn
how to light a fire.

Well, for starters, I have this.

Okay,

Meredith, that is not going to work.
Why?

You have to build a teepee so that their
air can get in.

Ah. And then under here where it's
protected from the wind, you're going to

all of your tinder and like your
kindling. Oh, better, better.

Okay. Did you not have a bonfire not one
time? No Chicago Girl Scouts? I mean,

okay. Who lights the candles for
Shabbat?

I mean, I think there should be a merit
badge for lighting a fire in Burberry.

Okay, Meredith just lit her first fire.

Whoa, she's hot.

Wait, you guys, Mary's here.

Look how cute.

I guess an hour late is the norm these
days.

Wait, you guys, Mary's here.

Look how cute.

I guess an hour late is the norm these
days.

Hi, ladies.

Hi, welcome to camp. Hi, babe.

How are you?

We're so happy to have you.

Thank you. Oh, my goodness. I missed.

I didn't catch the whole theme.

You're wearing the same glasses.

Our potluck station's over here.

Welcome to girls' camp.

We have a lot of fun activities for you
today. First, we have a few little items

at your station to go over.

Everyone has a whistle. This is very
important for Girl Scout safety. If you

in a predicament that you need help
getting out of, blow your whistle. Too

drama! I need the whistle at all times
for the rest of my life.

Everyone has been...

gifted a crown.

If you need to go potty, it is over
there. We dug a hole. Oh my gosh.

I will not be eating and I will not be
pottying. I'm done drinking for the

night. A hole in the ground is our only
toilet.

Brittany, I saw you on Instagram with
Jared. He is now in all of your stories.

He's trying to wow Brittany with Donnie.
In Vegas, right? He literally brought

him back up, and he's like, here's
Donnie. And Donnie is so cute. If you

dating Donnie, I'd be happy. Oh, my
gosh. But she's not dating Donnie. She's

just getting as close as she can.

Oh, my gosh. I am not a fan.

Is Donnie available? No, Brittany, we're
teasing.

So Vegas was good? You saw the show?

Vegas was awesome.

He said that he really, really loves me,
and he could see this going somewhere,

and it just wasn't really solid.

Or Jared. I'm getting confused.

Donnie's married.

I feel like Jared and I are just doing
better than ever.

Oh, my gosh. I can't. Lori, heaven help
me.

I've got to move on.

I mean, but he's darling, and it's the
hamster wheel.

We just can't seem to stay broken up.

Honestly, I don't care what he's doing
when we're broken up. Because, you know,

I was dating ten guys.

Ten? I was juggling ten guys. I was
seriously dating three. I can date BYU

style, which means that you just kiss at
the end of the date. Thank you very

much. I was dating BYU style. Then all
he's doing is soaking and docking. I

didn't even know that was a thing. It
doesn't count.

Jason Dixon. Start here.

Fourth of July, you take your bun, you
separate it, and you go over and they

place the dog in the bun.

Soaking is penetration without motion.

But you cannot move.

Because if you move whilst in the middle
of a soak, it becomes sex, which

becomes outlawed.

Explain why putting a penis in a vagina
and not moving is not sex.

Well, I can't explain that. Only the
good Lord can.

If you were to tell that to your
religious leaders, they would say, was

thrusting? Was there pumping?

Was there orgasm? And you could say, no,
no, no.

And they'd say, go with God, my child.
You are still pure. I'm bored. Okay,

well, you're not going to be bored now,
Ms. Mary Cosby, because we're about to

play what I believe is one of your
favorite games of all time. It's called

Potato Stack Race. Okay.

My great -great -grandfather and
Whitney's great -great -great

William Robinson, brought potatoes in
burlap saps from England solely for the

purpose of teaching his grandchildren
how to potato sack race. And you can

the Mormon pioneers for that.

I'm not going to give away any tips
because I'm a computer.

Potato sacks and polygamy, those are our
two great claims to fame.

We've been divided into two teams. I've
got Lisa, Angie, Brittany on my team.

Mary, Mary.

on Whitney's team. You hop along like
this, but hopping.

And then you high -five your teammate,
and then they hop back.

because she's the fastest. I picked Mary
because she's the most loyal and

committed. And she truly was committed
to going slow and costing us our wins.

Some of us work out more than others.

Great job on the race, everybody. Now
it's time to reward ourselves with some

food. So go grab a plate, help yourself
to all the side dishes, and come sit

around the campfire and we'll eat. Okay.

Ice cream. Where is the ice cream box?

I don't want to sit by whoever's eating
the beans. That's all I know. We've got

meat and ribs and baked beans, pasta
salad, ice cream and crumble cookie.

There's so much food to eat. I just want
to make sure everyone tried my little

Greek flag number.

And if you'll notice, there was a little
olive branch on it. That's rosemary.

Hopefully today we can all just enjoy
each other's company.

Right, Mary?

Whitney and I were talking about what
our biggest memories were about Girls

Camp, and I'm totally curious what you
guys have.

My favorite memory, it just came back to
me. It was like the second day before

the testimony.

You go up in the wilderness by yourself.
I don't even know how they let us do

that. I never do that.

You're 12?

You come up, yeah, you go up there with
a little staff. I feel closest to God in

nature, for sure.

So are you still a practicing Mormon, or
was that just your childhood?

Me? No, I'm practicing.

So, like, does your bishop know that you
drink? I'm always curious. Yeah, he

does. It's not against our religion to
drink. Obviously, we take communion, we

drink wine on Sundays. But I'm not going
to lie, I was super taken back the

other day when you got up and stepped at
me for bringing a bottle of wine. But

you're drinking now. I thought it was
odd, and I felt like you did it just for

show. But I wasn't meaning to shame you.
I just, in the moment, I just

thought... Oh, that's odd. Why would she
do that? Well, I thought it was odd

that you pointed it out at a public
event and then later thanked me with a

and told me how beautiful the wine was.

So it's like mixed messages. I'm not
sure, like, do I offer you wine when you

come to my house? Two -faced.

The whole thing, it's a two -faced.

I don't think it was meant to be, like,
shaming or critical. I think she was

just trying to say how she felt and that
it didn't feel good.

It's two -faced. I don't feel like
that's two -faced.

So why don't we just refer back to
manners and etiquette? Just like, I feel

Meredith, you walking out of my house
was very rude.

So why don't we just refer back to
manners and etiquette? Just like...

I feel like, Meredith, you walking out
of my house was very rude.

Very rude, very offensive.

Oh, and you asking people to leave? And
I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking

to you. Shut up.

Oh, my God.

That's not manners.

I do know manners, and I do know
etiquette. You walking out of my house?

asked me to leave, and I did not feel
welcomed, and I was upset, and I will

leave. I didn't ask you to leave,
Meredith.

I was talking to both of you. I wasn't
just talking to you. Angie was

You were screaming. And I was telling
both of you, be quiet. If you can't be

quiet, you can leave.

Angie, stop. Leave me alone.

You're miserable.

You're miserable. You're not going to
listen to me.

Angie! I don't deny it.

You're not going to listen to me. Get
out of my house.

I'm talking, okay?

I will. Thank you.

So you don't find that rude?

No.

You two have a history.

I mean, that really was wrong. You not
only walked out, you took the whole

parting gift. I mean, I'm surprised you
didn't grab a Yadro on your way out.

Not a Yadro.

I'm more than happy to return the
notebook if you don't want me to have

grabbed my stuff and it was there. It
was not a thought out. If you don't want

to address it, you think that you're
right for doing what you did, then we'll

just leave it like that.

Well, yeah, Meredith is a grudge holder
for sure.

She's playing the Lisa game is what's
happening.

Don't lie.

Heather, why don't you ask Bronwyn what
she says about you? You lie so badly.

What did I say about Heather?

I was a little surprised you guys were
doing the event together today.

Based off of what?

Your word?

Yeah. Yeah.

What does Whitney say about me, Bronwyn?
She thinks you won't have her back

because you'd rather be friends with
Lisa.

I will tell you exactly what I said. I
said you trying to stay good with Lisa

when Angie and I had problems with her
at the time.

That was costing a little bit of strain
on our relationship.

I mean, that's her feelings. I don't
think that's really deeply offensive.

I think she's always felt like that.

It's frustrating and hurtful because I,
of everyone in the group, gave Bronwyn a

chance. But if you're going to throw us
under the bus, we're going to back it up

and run you over.

That's like when you said, can anyone
ever really be friends with Lisa? You

that on that walk. That's not true. You
two told me stuff about Lisa, and I

said, I don't know that version of Lisa.
Let's just spit it all out. You two

told me that Lisa had to be both over,
and it was going to happen to me. It

wasn't a vibe, and I didn't think. You
guys wanted to talk. Let me speak.

Did me over?

I said me over?

Did I say Lisa me over?

Barrett is hearing aids. Turn them up
and hear me one more time. I don't need

Barrett's hearing aids. I got two right
here. Let's go, Ange. That's kind of

offensive. Wow.

That was nasty.

We make fun of impairments now.

Wow. This is what was said. They said
that you have repeatedly come for people

would see. And I said, I don't think I
will see.

Lisa, unfortunately, is the type of
person that hurts other people to make

herself feel better.

That has been my experience from day
one, Whitney. She can go from loving you

wanting to take you out. I hear both of
you, and I'm sad that that's what's

happened. I just can't say right now
I've ever seen that.

You won't see that. I said we don't see
that. You're lying right now. I am not.

You are lying right now. That is a lie,
Whitney.

Don't lie.

But it's true.

It's not true. It is true.

Mary, Mary, you're not around me enough.
Don't make judgment calls. I don't

judge you. You're just a game.

I'm a game? You don't know me. And you
do mess with people. Mary, you don't

me. You talk behind people's back all
the time.

You're the fakest person I think I've
ever seen in my life. Mary, you're the

fakest person. Everything that comes out
of your mouth is a lie.

Oh, I have a Milan specialist.

I'm in a bathing suit going to a five
-star restaurant?

Weird. I prepared for this trip. Like,
my shopper in Milan sent all these

beautiful things to me. I do. Do you
need to call us? Danny. Her name is

Her name is Danny.

Oh, my God. You're upset that I have the
same Sandy just you, and I got mine

from Sandy, and I didn't have to get it
off the rack. You wore my outfit.

Tiffany Blue.

I think the Fendi jumpsuit is some bitch
-eating crackers.

Mary just doesn't really like Lisa right
now, and so she's like, I wore it

first, I wore it best, I wore it on TV,
and you wore it to walk around my house.

Which, honestly, top tier shade, Mary.
I'm here for it.

She's so funny. Okay, you copy me. No,
Mary, I was at this show. You copycat

her. Don't be original. Girl, bye.

You're a hot mess.

Okay, Mary. Get your hot mess together.

You weren't at the show. I was front row
by Kim Kardashian and Sarah Jones.

Jessica Parker, you weren't even there.
I don't know if anyone could be crazy.

Okay, Mary.

I think Meredith's crazy.

She slept with half of New York. Oh, my
God, Mary. She's the biggest whore.

Mary, okay, Mary. You love it. They
always go back to this.

You're a hot mess.

Get your hot mess together, and you get
yours together, too.

Mary, formulate your opinions with your
own brain. Don't, like, use other people

to create your opinions.

And go jump in that lake over there.
That's what you do.

It just doesn't mean anything to me.
Keep talking. Keep talking. No, you keep

talking. You keep talking. No, you keep
talking. Keep talking, Mary. You can't

shut me up. Keep talking, Mary, so
everyone can see what a dingbat.

Keep talking. Keep talking. No, you keep
talking. You keep talking. No, you keep

talking. Keep talking, Mary. You can't
shut me up. Keep talking, Mary, so

everyone can see what a dingbat.

I don't have time for this. I don't have
time for people starting fights with me

and making me really angry when I'm
already, you know, on the edge.

I feel like I have a lot going on right
now with my child.

And right now, I'm going to tell you
right now, Lisa Barlow does not matter.

I think we need to chill for a second.

Everyone take a deep breath. Go to the
wilderness with your journal for about

eight hours.

Everyone take a minute, please.

And then speak.

Clearly and one at a time. I find making
fun or light of any disability, whether

it's my hearing, be wrong.

And I find it highly offensive.

Period.

I wasn't talking about your hearing. You
said Meredith's hearing aid. That's me.

Borrow Meredith's hearing aid, turn them
up and hear me one more time.

She needs hearing aid.

Everybody wants to be all over me all
the time for what I said and taking

accountability. Yes, they are. There is
a ton of discussion about whether or not

I am truthful, whether or not I'm two
-faced.

Handle it when I said what you said,
Angie. This is such bullshit on the

of what just happened. Can everybody
shut the fuck up except Lisa and Mary?

you should shut the fuck up too because
this had nothing to do with you.

This is some bullshit.

Absolute bullshit.

That's enough.

Angie can talk, and everyone else can
shut the fuck up. No, I'm not talking,

Meredith. Bronwyn said on the heels of
that conversation. Angie, I have shut

fuck up. Don't keep yelling at me. I
already shut my fucking mouth.

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to
Meredith.

I'm not listening, so keep talking.

Say, shut the fuck up one more time to
me, and you will never fucking see me

again. Bronwyn, I've been nothing but
nice to you. Say it, Ann. Do it. Bye,

Bronwyn.

Well, that was fun.

She would have never left my house.

This never happened at Girls Camp
growing up. This is terrible. I wanted

bring everybody together, and now I feel
like everyone's driven further apart.

This is too far.

Did it work for you, Ms. Marks? Oh, yes.

Hi. Hello. Am I early? Oh, my gosh. You
look gorgeous. You look gorgeous.

Shabbat shalom.

Shabbat shalom.

After a day at camping, I now know why
they call it roughing it.

It was a very rough day, and I'm excited
to have my smaller group of friends

over for Shabbat to have a lovely,
peaceful dinner for one.

Hi. Hi. Oh, thank you so much for having
us.

Yes, it was a great time.

How are you?

Hi,

how are you?

It's Brittany. Nice to meet you. It's
nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you

guys. Thanks for having us over. Thank
you. What a beautiful place.

Oh, my gosh. We dressed up for Shabbat.
I Googled it, and I read all about

Shabbat. How cute.

Thank you. Hi.

Welcome,

Meredith. Hey.

This is Todd. Todd, this is Bridget.

Almost nothing about him.

But it is very lovely to meet you. My
butthole is so clutched.

Who's here?

Oh, this is Bronwyn and her husband,
Alan.

Hi. This isn't awkward or anything.

Super awkward.

Jews drink and are encouraged to have
wine to celebrate life.

And Mormons are shunned if they do that.

Yeah, that's a flaw in the business
model.

Wait, so did you go on a mission and
then go to BYU?

I graduated from BYU and then went on a
mission. Do you know what soaking is,

Brooke? Yeah.

I've heard that's a myth, though. It's
not a myth. Oh, really?

Jump humping is a myth. What the hell is
jump humping? Yeah, there's a new one.

Jump humping is when you're docking or
soaking and someone jumps on the bed so

that there's motion without you exerting
any energy. Oh, that's what I thought

soaking was.

Soaking's just soaking. Shaking. Like a
dog in a gun. Just not moving.

Yeah.

Like a hot dog in a bun. Just sitting
there. That sounds terrible.

When you add a third party to jump to
create motion without you physically

moving your body parts yourself, that is
called jump pumping. And that is

something that I've never really heard
or seen or participated in.

But I've hot dogged and I've...

Let's go meet Bronwyn and her husband.
We have diamond -shaped coffee ice

Hi. You look gorgeous.

Hi, I'm Heather.

Oh, nice to meet you.

First rip. I like a strong handshake.
This is Todd, not Alan.

What's your husband's name? Alan. I
would say Alan. You should always have a

prenup. You guys just growing out over
here? Yeah, I'm learning. I really like

this guy.

Oh my gosh, this is so pretty. I love
this color on you.

John Barlow, we were manifesting you
coming.

You look so great. Hi.

Let's all sit down, please.

I'm going to sit here.

Heather's at the kids' table.

Welcome,

everyone.

Thank you guys for coming.

Shabbat shalom.

Shabbat shalom.

I'm so happy to have everyone in my
home.

joining us for what I feel is a very
special Shabbat dinner.

First, we're going to do the blessing on
the candle.

As my bat mitzvah is getting closer, I'm
really embracing some of these

traditions. Ready?

Do

you

know I'm not?

the most religious person, but I do
think that the traditions are the best

of religion, and I really enjoy sharing
this with my friends. This is a very

special Shabbat because I'm being bat
mitzvahed next week, and I hope you guys

will join us.

I'd love to.

That's amazing.

Mazel tov.

Thank you.

My family is part Jewish. Oh, I didn't
know that.

all my aunts and uncles jewish heritage
john too by the way barlow he found out

he did his dna we found his birth mother
through ancestry .com and then we hired

a genealogist to find his dad because we
knew who his mom was when she says we

she means her yeah no it wasn't it
wasn't a wee thing he knew he was taking

dna test but he thought it was to find
out like you know like roots and things

like that because he didn't really know
that And then within, like, the day that

we got it back, I was like, okay, this
is who you're connected to.

I started making phone calls, and John
was traumatized. So this is like a part

-time job for you. John, my child. Like,
you're just everywhere.

It was your kismet. I mean, that
ancestry is interesting.

When Bronwyn and I started dating, I
asked the NSA to do a background check

Bronwyn.

Wait, what?

Mm -hmm.

It's unnecessary.

It's all over the Provo newspaper.
Anybody can read it. I got kicked out

very public reasons.

The room is silent.

Full background check.

That is not the thing of fairy tales
that a girl dreams to hear about or to

announced to her friends.

I mean, maybe a cursory Google search.

Sure. Well, I hope the BYU expulsion
came up. It did. Oh, it all came up.

What did you guys do today? What did you
do today?

Climbed into my pillow after my camping
failure yesterday.

We really wrecked it.

It was pretty intense.

It ended like so badly. Like I did it.

There was some real cutting that was
said yesterday. Here's how I see it.

got real feisty with me because I was
saying something she didn't want the two

of you to hear me say.

I totally understand, but I feel like
it's normal and natural for friends to

talk a little behind each other's backs.

But why throw them under the bus now? I
think there's a place where you vent to

a friend, right? And look, at some
point, everybody talks about everybody.

you're in a good place with them, it's
funny and cheeky and sassy. And when

you're not in a good place, it's
offensive and hurtful, right? Sure.

Look, I mean, I'm not mistake -free.

Oh, yeah, I can be a real snarky.

I'm not mistake -free.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I can be a real snarky.

For sure.

Don't say that.

Don't say that.

But, like, at some point you guys will
realize whether people like what I say

not, it's not ever been untrue.

I mean, did you guys all end, like,
feeling happy about camping? Because I

didn't. I laughed.

I will never camp again. I was very
offended.

That was crazy.

Mary crossed the line yesterday.

I don't like the way she's been treating
you either, Meredith. With everything

with Mary, I'm really upset.

I don't know where things will land.

And, you know, I don't know what to say.
I stood behind her. I supported

her. But now I'm seeing a side that I
didn't really know.

That's sad to me.

Like, I'm worried. Her behavior is very
unusual. It's not in character.

You know, it makes me wonder, like, is
there, like, some bigger problem going

here?

I do think that Meredith does bring up a
good point, that maybe we need to give

Mary a little bit of grace. Maybe she
does have something wrong.

What's up?

Nothing, what?

How are you?

I don't know.

I don't know how I am.

I want to know how are you.

Robert was like the perfect child.

He was very good in school. He got
straight A's.

All the way up until he graduated.

When he set his mind to do something, he
did it. He was like our prize.

Very smart, very advanced.

That's the Robert I know.

And that's the Robert I'm trying to
reach.

What are we doing?

You got to be real. You got to talk to
me.

I'll take you to Annex.

But why?

I don't know. I didn't sleep last night.

So were you just going to sleep through
the day, just sleep your whole day away?

No, I just took half to, like, just
chill me out.

And then I take Adderall to balance out
the Xanax.

So, Buzz, do you see this as a problem?

Are you unhappy?

No, it is.

Sometimes I feel like, I don't know,
just life is like just chicken on

But, I don't know, when I get high, it's
like I'm seasoning too.

When did you start?

I just turned 16.

At first I was like, I'm going to just
stick to natural stuff.

And then I went to a party and someone
gave me Xanax.

And then I was like, oh, I like this
thing.

And I started buying it.

Then I, like, started doing Xanax with
acid.

And then Molly with Xanax. Because I
really like Xanax, so I mixed it with

everything.

Xanax and cocaine.

Oh, my God.

You know the regular 30 milligram oxys?

Mm -hmm.

I noticed, like...

This was like a turning point for me. It
was like I was taking 10 at once and I

couldn't even feel it.

I couldn't feel it at all.

My God.

I won't judge you.

I can help you. I can try to help you,
but you have to help yourself.

Because I'm not going to support it.

I'm not. You know I'm not.

Yeah.

Do you accept that you're having a
problem?

Just tell me that.

I just feel very disappointed with
myself.

I feel like I let him down somewhere.

I'm very aware, and I do know that
Robert did smoke weed. I do know he

edibles.

But yet, I just trusted him in my mind,
thinking that's where he would stop.

And I was clearly wrong.

I mean, clearly wrong.

I missed the mark.

You're blessed.

You wake up every morning. Every day is
a new day, a blessed day.

To waste to get high?

When God wakes you up every single day.

You know how many people didn't wake up
today?

He won't die.

I wanted to die at the time.

You know? You know how that would kill
me?

I just felt like a stain.

I felt like a stain.

I did.

I was like, this world wasn't for me.

If something never happened to you, do
you understand?

Do you understand what happened to me?

I don't think I'll ever think.

You're the only reason I didn't kill
myself.

I have to know I love you more than
anything, more than anything in this

I think I love you more than Dad.

Like, don't ever tell Dad I said that.

Oh.

But you're my friend.

You're my son.

You're my gift.

God gave you to me.

You're the only thing that ever made me
happy.

Before I had you, I was never happy.

You came, and you were so real.

You were everything I hoped for in a
person.

I just really started being happy.

Please, recognize it, own it, and change
it.

Because you can.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you so much.

I love you too.