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Yo! 13 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,252 [laughing] 14 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,753 - Oh, rise and shine, beautiful! 15 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,171 - Dawg, you're sittin' here dashin' chips? 16 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,672 You're supposed to be makin' chips, bro. 17 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,215 What's goin' on with the StayRover shit? 18 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,217 - Holy, why's this guy blazin' me for? 19 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:55,054 Yo, the basement's bless 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,723 and we already secured our first guest. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,308 - Excuse me? 22 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,393 Uh, the water's not working downstairs. 23 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,063 - Don't worry, the upstairs bathroom be free for you 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,898 just now in about two seconds, ma'am. 25 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,024 - Thank you. 26 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,525 - Yo, Eric! 27 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,235 Hurry up and jump out the washroom! 28 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,154 ERIC: Dawg, why you yellin' like that so early? 29 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,572 - [door slams] - Yo, easy on the frame! 30 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,324 GUEST: Fuck you and don't yell at me! 31 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,743 ? Money can't buy me happiness... ? 32 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,078 TYCO: [TV] Who is this guy? 33 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,621 Bro, who is this you think he is? 34 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,873 ERIC: Yo, Evs, you can give me a ride to Zenithon? 35 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:26,585 CLOUDY: [laughing] 36 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,878 Yo, Ev! 37 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,547 The man's like a laundromat worker or somethin', broski. 38 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:31,590 [cackling] 39 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,759 - I can't even look at you right now, it's crazy. 40 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,928 - Cut it out, bro. I told you $19 an hour 41 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,179 was not gonna cut it, bro. 42 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,056 - How much are you really gettin' paid over there? 43 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,057 - $35 an hour. - Holy! 44 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,308 RICKY: You said 35? CLOUDY: 35, eh? 45 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,685 - RICKY: Wow! - Holy shit. 46 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,603 - Holy, can I have a dollar, Bill Gates? 47 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,647 - Yeah, let's see if he doesn't get fired in two days. 48 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,399 Are they hiring? - Yeah, honestly, I could text- 49 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,733 - Psych, nigga. I'm not a fuckin' sellout. 50 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:51,819 - Whatever, man. You gonna give me a ride or not? 51 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,445 Alright. Yo, your zipper's half down, though. 52 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,698 It's a little cold outside. 53 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,533 - No, it's half up. That's how I rock it. 54 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,910 - Ah, just zip it up. - Bro, that's how I rock my shit. 55 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,370 - Ah, just gimme a quick zip, real quick. 56 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,746 - For what, bro? - Just zip it up. 57 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:03,872 - Bro, you worry about Zenithon, bro. 58 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,624 Don't worry about Shazam shit. - Your zipper's down. 59 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,751 I'm just saying zip it up. Lemme see you zip it up. 60 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,753 - It's good as is, bro. It's how I rock it. 61 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,338 - You sure it's not just broken? - Broken? What? 62 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,929 Okay, bro, this is money. These aren't cheap. 63 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,176 - Now your zipper's all the way down, gang. 64 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,386 - Oh, shit. 65 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,971 Alright, let's get the fuck outta here. 66 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,265 Yo, fix that water, replace my fuckin' chips, man. 67 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,316 - Those aren't my chips. - Exactly. 68 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,146 CARLA: [on phone] My Chrisss... 69 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,605 Everett totally hacked our immigrant idea, 70 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:32,652 and when you're here, securing a job's gonna be easy. 71 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,445 I mean, you might have to interview, 72 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,822 but everyone at Shazam is a fucking idiot, 73 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,158 so, I mean, don't even get me started on my boss. 74 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,492 Like, the other day, he said- 75 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,244 - EVERETT: Sea breezy! - Hey! 76 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,954 - Holy Bag-ladesh! What are you, the bag lady? 77 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,623 - Oh, uh, don't- sorry, I'll clean that up ASAP. 78 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:47,666 Sorry. 79 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,792 - Holy shit, Carla, get it together. 80 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,836 - I won't give up until we're together. 81 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:54,590 In the meantime, I'm sending more barrels. 82 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:58,344 Love and kisses from your baby, Carla. 83 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,347 EVERETT: Yo, Carla! 84 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,514 You check in on that adoption stuff for Michael? 85 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,642 - Trust me, I have been refreshing my email all night. 86 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,686 - You tryin' to stick me for overtime hours? 87 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,856 - I'm tryin' to make sure we're not under fucking investigation. 88 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,983 I don't know why you're so chill, 89 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,736 like a PI wasn't just here. 90 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,612 - Yeah, but what is there really to investigate, though? 91 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,155 Like, really, if you look into it. 92 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,948 - Defrauding the government $30,000 93 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:23,870 and submitting false information on an undocumented immigrant. 94 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,704 - [sighs] Okay, but he's about to be documented, though. 95 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,290 - Is he? - Yeah. In due time. 96 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,875 - [sighs] - [phone pings] 97 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,210 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 98 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,587 "Dear Mr. Saunders, yadda-yadda..." 99 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,839 They're sending a case worker to your house on Friday 100 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,259 for an interview. 101 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,386 Wow, the system is fucked. 102 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,553 EVERETT: Okay, so we're blessed, then! 103 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,639 Grant man comes by now, we tell him, "Fuck off. 104 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,808 "The guy's my son." We're legit. 105 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,435 - Okay. 106 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,520 - What should I expect from the case worker visit? 107 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,232 - Probably just, you know, make it a warm, 108 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,691 loving environment. 109 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,069 - Yo, Eric! Jump out the washroom! 110 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,236 - No screamin' and shit. 111 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,737 Yo, easy on the frame! 112 00:03:58,738 --> 00:03:59,738 - Yeah, no. 113 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,824 Uh, like a wholesome... family. 114 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,034 GUEST: Fuck you and don't yell at me! 115 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,870 - You mind pullin' up a "How to adopt a child" tutorial? 116 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,131 Just drop me a link. 117 00:04:08,132 --> 00:04:11,041 Alright, we lost Eric, so I need y'all niggas 118 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,376 to hold your weight, alright? 119 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,712 Hassan, I'ma need you to supervise while I float around 120 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,922 and schmooze Trish for the Grand Marlow job, alright? 121 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,093 - I'm at the end of my fast but I can supervise what I can, 122 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,778 but I'm cooked right now. 123 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:26,265 - There's no way you're tellin' me it's still Ramadan. 124 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,517 - It is, though. - Fuck. 125 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,227 Alright, fuck, the rest of you, lock in. 126 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,395 Carla, what we doin'? 127 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,816 - Uh, Trisha's office is having their floors polished 128 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,401 so you guys are in there to take shit out, 129 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,445 and then back tomorrow to put shit back in. 130 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,280 - Trisha's the one who decides what jobs we get, 131 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,906 if any, so let's take ourselves serious today. 132 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,825 - [door opens] - Everett! Ev! I'm here, bud! 133 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,868 I'm here. 134 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,786 - Oh, shit, Doug, I forgot you're down two legs. 135 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,330 - Yeah! I told him he needed to rest, but you know my Dougie. 136 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,458 [giggles] 137 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,835 [loud smooching] 138 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,129 [Doug purring] 139 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,379 - Alright, Doug. Alright, Doug. 140 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,506 Alright, Doug. 141 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,300 - Oh, baby. Yeah... 142 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,302 - Oh, shit, pumpernickel! 143 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,173 DEB: Mm-hm! Your favourite! 144 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,806 DOUG: Pick me up at 6, babe? 145 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,183 - Ahh... 146 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,934 Tyson's gonna have the car, baby. 147 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:11,935 [laughter] 148 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,812 - So, uh, don't be mad. Don't be mad. 149 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,397 DOUG: I'm not mad. DEB: It's okay. 150 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,648 No, it's alright. It's okay, baby. 151 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,984 - I was just hopin' to see you. - I know, I know. 152 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,569 EVERETT: Alright, Doug. Alright, Doug. 153 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,321 - You make sure you help him piss. 154 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,989 You understood? - I'll do it, yeah. 155 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,075 DEB: Okay. Bye! 156 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,410 [door opens] 157 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,208 - Pretty hot piece of ass, eh? 158 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,001 - Wait... that's your girl? 159 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,170 - Hell, yeah. 160 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,630 - [laughs] I think that's his old lady! 161 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,298 DOUG: Fuck's that supposed to mean, boys? 162 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,409 Deb's a goddamn smoke show, okay? 163 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,844 I'm not talkin' about the kind that happens 164 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,638 when you blow some shit up, eh, Ricky? 165 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,473 DOUG: [echoey voice] I can keep a secret... 166 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,683 - No, yeah, no, she- no- 167 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,934 - No, she's beautiful! 168 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,644 - Yeah, right, yeah. No, she's a good- 169 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,354 [all agreeing] 170 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,647 - She's gorgeous! - Mashallah , man. 171 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,399 - I wish I could pull off leather pants. 172 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,650 - Mucho bonita . 173 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:00,818 RICKY: Yeah, mucho bonita , yeah! 174 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,152 HASSAN: Mashallah, Mashallah. 175 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,195 DOUG: Very beautiful. 176 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,405 Fuckin' thought so, boys. 177 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,864 - Alright, let's roll out. 178 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,534 Doug... literally. 179 00:06:07,998 --> 00:06:09,952 You gotta pee? 180 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:10,994 - Uh... 181 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:14,416 ERIC: Hey, is this, uh, Zlad's crew? 182 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,709 Um... 183 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:17,710 - Sit 'er down, brother! You're in the right place. 184 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:18,962 - Yeah? Okay. 185 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,306 Zenithon finally catch the Shazam boy, eh? 186 00:06:25,307 --> 00:06:27,052 - Trini-T, scunt. What's up, man? 187 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,971 - [sighs] Not anymore. 188 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,516 I sell de company to Zenithon, so now... 189 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:33,901 I Trini-Z. 190 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,353 - Holy... 191 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,313 NAVEED: [muttering] 192 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,565 - Naveed? 193 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,733 - Oh my goodness! 194 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,735 Eric, brother, is this really you? 195 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,194 - What are you doing here? 196 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,572 - Well, brother, 197 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,656 I give up on my driving school dream 198 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,908 and now I do moving job here. - Oh, okay. 199 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:53,955 - It's fine, but this Zlad guy is a real prick. 200 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,873 - What the diddly dick is up, shitheads? 201 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,875 I just dispatched 30 units around the GTA 202 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,585 and you guys are stuck with me! 203 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,545 We got a lot of jobs on the agenda today, 204 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,963 so I hope you fuckers are ready. 205 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,382 Gary? Three things you love about Zenithon, go. 206 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,717 - Zenithon fucks. 207 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,094 - That's one thing, shithead. I asked for three. Dave, go! 208 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,475 - On time, organized... 209 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,973 - Naveed? - [sighs] We are the movers 210 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,100 who move- 211 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,517 [loud crash] 212 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,727 ZLAD: Classic [indistinct]! Fuckin' mess! 213 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,437 NAVEED: So sorry, shit! 214 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,439 - Those are Zenithon work orders! 215 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,066 My dad would be losing his shit! 216 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,777 NAVEED: What about I try dry the coffee like this? 217 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,653 - But you're soaking it into the lacquer that we just 218 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,697 put on those MDF tables last week! 219 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,532 No, no, get out, get out, get out! 220 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,950 - Sorry, boss, I- - You're fired! 221 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,328 Get the fuck out! What the fuck?! 222 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,246 - My God! - Fine, I don't need this shit! 223 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,957 - Who the fuck wears a blazer to a moving job, anyways, 224 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:39,958 you prick? 225 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,211 [sighs] 226 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,463 [door slams] 227 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,298 Let's welcome Eric. He's new here! 228 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,550 He left his brother's shitty company to join us here 229 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,344 at Zenithon and it's up to all of us 230 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,180 to make sure he gets wind... 231 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,105 of what we do here at Zenithon. 232 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:56,141 - Thanks, Zlad. I'm, uh, excited to be here. 233 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,268 ZLAD: Fuckin' right you are. Just like this guy. 234 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,478 He makes 35 an hour. 235 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,771 - [loud fart] - Ahh! 236 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:01,981 [laughter and screaming] 237 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,566 - You got shit on! - [laughter] 238 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,110 - Yo, did you poo yourself? 239 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,028 GARY: I did a little bit. ZLAD: Oh my God! 240 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,280 - Alright, make sure that everything is in the hallway 241 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,824 past the elevators, okay? 242 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,369 Not in front of it, or behind it. 243 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,246 Past it. Alright? 244 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,456 Okay? The buffers are gonna need access to the elevators. 245 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,125 I don't want any shit in the way. 246 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:21,959 - Mm-hm, mm-hm. - Got it. 247 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,377 - I was talking to the movers, Ti. 248 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,753 - Me, too. 249 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,548 So, everything in the hallway past the elevators. 250 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,925 - We understand de first lady already. 251 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,218 - EVERETT: [quietly] Marcus! - Thank you! 252 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,345 - Why don't you go to the front desk 253 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,471 and check for some packages? 254 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,582 - Uh, you could take the stairs, or... 255 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,517 TRISHA: Tiana? 256 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,568 You, please. 257 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,145 - Oh, shit! Of course. 258 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,776 [laughs] On it right now. 259 00:08:42,777 --> 00:08:46,233 - I think these guys are gonna need the service elevator, 260 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,152 so if you could just take the stairs. 261 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:48,944 - Sorry? - The stairs. 262 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,395 - Oh, right. Okay, uh- 263 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,322 - Not the fire escape, Tiana. - Right! 264 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,576 You're smart! - Yup! 265 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,493 - Okay, yes, let's do it. 266 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,412 - I love her. - TIANA: Yeah? 267 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,497 - She's good. - She's doin' a good job. 268 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,498 EVERETT: Tiana's workin' out, huh? 269 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,167 - I swear to God, sometimes I feel like 270 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,398 she's trying to get fired on purpose. 271 00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:07,755 - Speakin' of firin' and hirin' and shit, 272 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,506 we gotta talk about the Grand Marlow. 273 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,258 - Enough. I'm giving that job to Zenithon. 274 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,926 End of story. - Why the story gotta end? 275 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,511 This guy's a fuckin' prick, Zlad. 276 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,973 - Because Hassan puked on my car, right? 277 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,015 - [vomiting] 278 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,350 - Hassan! - My bad. 279 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,269 - And then Ricky, he blew up an entire elevator shaft. 280 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,646 [sparks crackling] 281 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,732 - Who did dat? 282 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,733 - Yeah. And the owner of Zenithon 283 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,610 doesn't forge fucking signatures. 284 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,362 - Okay, you did the same thing to me. 285 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,696 First off. - Yeah... 286 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,198 - Second off, Ricky didn't blow up no elevator. 287 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,575 You can't just be sayin' that. - Yes the fuck he did. 288 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,910 - And then three, yeah, fuckin' accidents happen 289 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,578 on the work floor. That's why there's insurance. 290 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,871 - You're not supposed to abuse insurance. 291 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,247 - Okay, we're not fuckin' abusin' insurance. 292 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,040 Who's abusin' insurance? 293 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,541 - You're asking me to abuse insurance. 294 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,918 - I'm not asking you to abuse insurance. 295 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,461 - Okay, well, Zlad's team gets the job done 296 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,797 and in full uniforms that don't show off their asses. 297 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,715 - When's the last time you seen my guys' asses? 298 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:52,926 - Okay, come here. 299 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,269 - Aw, shit. 300 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,638 - Ass... Ass... Ass... 301 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,014 - Okay, there's three diverse asses. 302 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,015 Yo, guys! 303 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,144 Pull the fuckin' pants up! 304 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,009 [inaudible conversation] 305 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,271 EVERETT: That was that time. 306 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,564 Before that? 307 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,733 - Okay, you guys have been decent at best, okay? 308 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,402 Grand Marlow is next-level shit. 309 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,987 - Okay, come on, don't do that. 310 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,280 Don't make a decision until we're done with this job. 311 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,407 - Decision's made, bro. 312 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,574 EVERETT: Man, fuck that shit. 313 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,368 I don't know why you make us sound like 314 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,494 the worst moving company. 315 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,204 You should see what these other guys are doin'. 316 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,623 - I dunno, I've seen some pretty reckless shit come from you. 317 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,083 - You gotta see what these guys do. 318 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,668 You'll fuckin' throw up on the spot. 319 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,253 - I've seen what I need to see. 320 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,965 [dramatic music] 321 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,677 - [sighs] - Dat's fucked up. 322 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,845 - Oh? - Mm-mm! 323 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,680 - Um, but I- you know what? - Mm-mm. 324 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,807 - I actually have a new one coming in the mail, 325 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,059 so that's- that's the matter of the fact. 326 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,811 - Yeah, I'm sure, yeah. - And that's all that matters. 327 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,563 - I wonder what happens if I ask the community 328 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,772 how they feel about this. 329 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,774 - Okay, well, you're in my office and you're making me 330 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,152 fuckin' nervous, and I was supposed to put it in that box 331 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,529 and I put it in this bin, and here we are. 332 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,322 - That's not a good excuse to me. 333 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,616 - So why are you- how dare you? - Let's ask the audience. 334 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,326 - You know what? How about you step it up, 335 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,579 I'll marinate on Grand Marlow. Get the fuck off my back. 336 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,580 - Fine. 337 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,664 - Okay. Thank you. - Alright, bet. 338 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,624 - Get the fuck out of my office, please. 339 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,792 - Alright, bet. 340 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,461 ZLAD: Guys, if anything is left out of place, 341 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,504 I'm gonna beat your dicks into the ground, okay? 342 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,381 You hear me? 343 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,716 - Heard. - Heard. 344 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,092 - Hear this! - [loud fart] 345 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,427 ZLAD: No. ERIC: No what? 346 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,013 - No! 347 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:21,180 -Bueno [?]? 348 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,389 - No like never! 349 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,640 - Just this morning- - No! 350 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,809 Fuck this morning, man! Fuck this morning! 351 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,144 - No, 'cause, like, he farted- 352 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,188 - No, he didn't! I don't give a fuck! 353 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,629 That's not what we do! 354 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:33,192 - Okay. - We're on the job site! 355 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,652 Get the fuck outta here! Get to work, all of you! 356 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,987 - Alright, yeah. 357 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,949 - We don't get paid to stand around! Come on! 358 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:44,036 - Hassan, you seeing in there? Maybe we take a break, fast. 359 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,621 - It's too late for breakfast, man. 360 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,164 - No, no, no, no, no, man. Break... 361 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,832 I say maybe we take a speedy break. 362 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,293 A break-fast. 363 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,748 - No, bro. No breaks. 364 00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:53,504 Get this shit done sooner rather than later 365 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,381 so I can go home and touch my bed. 366 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,298 - [loud crash] - Yo! 367 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,133 EVERETT: Hassan! Lemme talk to you, bro. 368 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,760 - Yo, you see how I'm handlin' these guys? 369 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,844 - Look, you wanna supervise, 370 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,471 you gotta be all over these guys, man. 371 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,139 - I'm on these niggas, man. I'm super locked. 372 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,392 - No, bro, you're not locked. - I'm locked, I'm locked. 373 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,267 Quick scope. 374 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,061 - Alright, yo, look, with Eric bein' gone, 375 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,896 there's a lot of extra cash rollin' around. 376 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,941 You sort these niggas out and I'll sort you out, nigga. 377 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,859 - Okay, yeah. - Supervise this shit. 378 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,236 MARCUS: Ah-ah! EVERETT: Keep it locked. 379 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,821 EVERETT: Supervisor! MARCUS: Ah-ah! 380 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,948 EVERETT: Supervisor. Okay? Hold it down. 381 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,701 - I got you. - Finish my shit in here. 382 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,369 ERIC: That's on me, bro. I'm sorry. 383 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,788 - You know, first days on the job are always tough, 384 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,040 but tomorrow will be better. 385 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,375 - Yeah. - Just me and you 386 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,711 pickin' up cheques all day, so we can be boys! 387 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,921 [laughs] 388 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,338 Yeah, bring it in, bro. 389 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,257 - Appreciate you, bro. - Ahh, psych! Gotchu! 390 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,217 [laughs] 391 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,136 You fuckin' dingus. 392 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,722 You wanna hear a diss track, Shazam diss track, I made? 393 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,599 Stopped by the stu' on the way home from the office last night, 394 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,767 recorded this shit. Listen. 395 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,144 [plays song] 396 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,896 ZLAD: ? Yeah, I didn't really wanna have to do it to 'em ? 397 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,565 ? But Shazam, man, you pissed me off 398 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,649 with that latest move... ? 399 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,775 [Latin music playing] 400 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,277 - Don't hit me with the ball! 401 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,154 [loud crash] 402 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,406 - Throw! 403 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,199 RICKY: Allez ! 404 00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:06,076 [glass cracks] 405 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,411 HASSAN: What the fuck? Yo! 406 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,413 RICKY: Hassan? 407 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,998 You have to try this one, man! 408 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,916 - Bro, my job is literally to make sure 409 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,960 none of this has happened. Do not swing that club! 410 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,420 And you... do not shoot the ball. 411 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,881 - Why? [laughs] Boss is basically my fatha. 412 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,009 I can do what I want. Please! 413 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,843 - What? Fam, I don't know who your dad is, 414 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,345 but I know it's not the boss. 415 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,346 I'm your supervisor, so listen to me. 416 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:30,143 - Hassan, Everett is basically becoming my brother, man. 417 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:32,311 His father is marrying my mother, so... 418 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,605 - You think that gives you, like, special treatment or some shit? 419 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,441 - Family rules, very different, okay? 420 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,610 Wake up. 421 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:39,985 HASSAN: Put the ball down. 422 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,112 - Hassan, I think it's going to slip from my hands, Hassan. 423 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,656 - Ricky, please. - My hand is feeling shaky. 424 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,782 HASSAN: Hey! Come on. 425 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,033 - Hassan, what you want me to do? 426 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,409 - Alright, man. One shot, one shot. 427 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,413 Get it out the way and get back to work, please. 428 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,050 [Ricky laughing] 429 00:13:53,051 --> 00:13:54,625 - Uh, let's go, guys! Break time's over! 430 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,584 Stop fuckin' around! 431 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,671 [glass shatters] 432 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,215 [Hassan groaning] 433 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,050 EVERETT: Hassan, what the fuck? Yo! 434 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,301 Dawg, you call this locked?! 435 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,137 Okay, yo, come on, let's go. Let's go. 436 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,972 EVERETT: Watch your blood on my cushion, eh? 437 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,891 Yo, Hassan, I'ma drop you off at the ER 438 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,810 and I gotta get back to this job, bro. 439 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,520 - No, I can't go to the hospital. I can't. 440 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,730 - Dawg, what do you mean? You're bleeding in my backseat. 441 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,065 - Bro, I don't have my health card. 442 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,733 I haven't had it for, like, 15 years. 443 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,994 - What do you mean? 444 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,945 - Bro, you know that Service Ontario line is mad long. 445 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,488 I can't do dat shit. - [exasperated sigh] 446 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,240 Alright, look, fuck, I'ma drop you off at mine. 447 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,033 I got some leftover ibuprofen, some ginger ale, 448 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,160 and I gotta fuckin' leave you on your own, dawg, sorry. 449 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,995 - Never thought I'd be this down bad on Ramadan. 450 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,831 - Yeah, maybe the fast life's not for you. 451 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:34,748 - [honking] - Yo, drive ya bumbaclaat car! 452 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,043 [Hassan screaming] 453 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,714 ZLAD: ? Zenithon is the best ? 454 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,259 ? Fuck Shazam ? (Fuck Shazam) 455 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,310 ? Shazam... ? 456 00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:52,349 - Alright, you gotta supervise yourself, so just stay warm. 457 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,185 Fuckin' cold medicine to help with the pain if you want. 458 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,062 And then, yeah, we got old pizza in the fridge 459 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,188 whenever you're allowed to eat, 460 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,399 and then just watch out for the, uh... Ah, fuck! 461 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,775 Okay, yeah, I gotta go. You good? 462 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,653 - I just need a little snooze-az. 463 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,738 Five minutes. 464 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,241 [snoring] 465 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,328 [groaning] 466 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,248 [exhales] 467 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,417 Holy, I almost missed iftar ? 468 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,960 What time is it? 469 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,554 [groans] 470 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,642 Hmm... 471 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:41,440 - [floor creaking] - [yells] 472 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,984 [loud crash] 473 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,394 [car approaching outside] 474 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:53,077 CLOUDY: Yo, Crouton, lowe my plumbing, bro! 475 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,286 What are you doin'? 476 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,331 KAVEH: Your plumb is fuck! 477 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:58,123 - [groans] 478 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,836 [birds chirping outside] 479 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,380 [groans] 480 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,175 [sighs] 481 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:18,018 KAVEH: I'm plumbing, man. What's the problem? 482 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,354 - Bro, I hired a plumber! You don't plumb! 483 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,691 - I plumb for five years in my country! 484 00:16:22,692 --> 00:16:26,110 - Man, that's some bullshit, man. 485 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,987 CLOUDY: That's what I'm telling you right now, bro! 486 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,321 You're messing up my operation, bro! 487 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,614 KAVEH: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I need silence! 488 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,366 - Bro, you're messing with my money right now! 489 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,325 Bro, are you serious? 490 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,910 - You want it on? I'll show you! 491 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,953 I will turn it. Look! 492 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,870 [water spraying] 493 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,580 - Whoa! - It is on! 494 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,332 [water spraying] 495 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,383 - Oh...! 496 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,672 Yo, listen! Hey! 497 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:46,839 Yo! 498 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,925 I need help! 499 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,801 - You said you were an engineer! 500 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,469 - I been engineer for 20 years! 501 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,262 HASSAN: Help! 502 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,681 [banging on door] 503 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,765 - You're takin' my money, 504 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,350 you're putting it into your belly! 505 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,476 - Please! 506 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,603 Help! 507 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,856 [crying hysterically] 508 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,524 Yo! 509 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,363 - Yo. - Yo. 510 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,119 - How's, uh... shit? 511 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,662 - It's alright. 512 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,914 I got blazed for farting, but... 513 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,333 besides that, it's alright. 514 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,384 You? 515 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,837 - Shit's good. Shit's fuckin' perfect. 516 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,505 - Hmm. - Type shit, yeah. 517 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,091 - Ricky told me you guys are kinda fallin' apart, 518 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,384 with Doug out, and just like... 519 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,678 - No, no, no, no. Fallin' apart? No. 520 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,181 No, honestly, everyone started workin' two times harder 521 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,312 and shit, so I didn't even realize we were down any guys. 522 00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:42,394 - Oh. 523 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,480 - Excuse me! 524 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,147 - Oh, the plumber's outside workin' on the water. 525 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,357 It'll be back in a sec. 526 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,108 - There's a man on my floor! - A man? 527 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,569 - Yo. - [screams] 528 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,781 - A man has extra pants? 529 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,449 ERIC: Where are your socks? 530 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,786 - Bro, I almost died in doo-doo water. 531 00:17:57,787 --> 00:18:01,580 EVERETT: Yo, Carla, I'ma leave Hassan here with you and Doug. 532 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,375 It's his last day of Ramadan, so just take it easy on him. 533 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,426 - Got it. 534 00:18:05,427 --> 00:18:06,460 Light day. 535 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,419 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 536 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,380 - Light day. [sighs] 537 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,092 So, did Trisha notice the... glass? 538 00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:14,385 - Did she notice an entire glass wall smashed? 539 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,436 Yeah! 540 00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,428 - Was she pissed? 541 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,721 - Ah, she's always fuckin' pissed. 542 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,140 - Oh, yeah. True. 543 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,724 EVERETT: Take it easy, my boys. 544 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,059 - Well, have a good day! 545 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,437 [video game sounds] 546 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,896 [loud banging] 547 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,691 - Let's get the fuck to work. 548 00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:33,612 - You know, Everett father 549 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,280 getting married to my mother, right? 550 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,949 So I'm gonna be boss's brother, 551 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,160 so that mean, Michael, 552 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,411 I'm gonna be... 553 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,287 - You are my co-worker that is not working. 554 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,748 - No, man, I'm gonna be your uncle, man! 555 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,500 You have to call me Uncle Ricky! 556 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,627 - Mikey? 557 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:48,961 Boss' brother is right. 558 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,296 I am your uncle and I'm tellin' you, respect your Uncle Ricky. 559 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,756 - He's not even de boss' brother yet. 560 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,092 - Ah-ah! But I am your uncle and I'm tellin' you, 561 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,135 you have to respect him. 562 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,344 - You hardly my uncle! - Ah! 563 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,138 - You left Nigeria when I was a baby! 564 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,097 - Ah! 565 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,598 - When last did you come to Nigeria? 566 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,599 - Ah-ah! 567 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,019 - Ricky... you know his accent is fake? 568 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,603 - [dramatic music] - Ah! 569 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,480 [Marcus stammering] 570 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,526 - Boss is the only family I need. 571 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,027 - I'm going to tell your mother! 572 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,408 - [mutters angrily] 573 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,740 - [laughs nervously] 574 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,283 CARLA: Holy shit. 575 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,784 These barrels are fuckin' stacked. 576 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,579 - So, like, where's all this stuff going? 577 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,780 - Very good cause. 578 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,040 - Oh, like, a charity? 579 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,416 - Yeah. You could say that. 580 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,169 - What's it called? - What? 581 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,462 - Like, the charity. What's it called? 582 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,421 - Chrisss. 583 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,797 DOUG: Who's Chrisss? CARLA: Who's askin'? 584 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,883 DOUG: Oh, I'm askin'. CARLA: What's it to you? 585 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,134 DOUG: Nothin'. What's the big deal? 586 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,345 Who is he? 587 00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:40,054 - It's for my boyfriend, okay? [clears throat] 588 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:44,016 Um, we met in Jamaica and fell pretty hard. 589 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,351 HASSAN: What the hell? 590 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,311 And now we're sendin' him barrels? 591 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,452 With food in it? 592 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,815 Carla, you're getting boopsed. 593 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,858 - No! Uh- 594 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,526 - Finessed. 595 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,486 Rinsed. 596 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,987 - No, I'm not! [laughs nervously] 597 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,366 Chrisss loves North American snacks. 598 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,825 DOUG: Why do you say it like it has three S's? 599 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,993 CARLA: Because it does ! 600 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,662 DOUG: Pfft, this guy's fucked. 601 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,040 - You're fucked! 602 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,166 Your girlfriend's pushin' 60! 603 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,668 DOUG: Yeah, no shit, Carla! 604 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,878 She's a cougar! She's supposed to be old. 605 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,088 - Well, you... 606 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:17,049 can shut the fuck up about what I do with my boyfriend, okay? 607 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,384 Just... keep packing. 608 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,552 I gotta buy 40 boxes of Gushers, so... 609 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,388 these better be packed and shelved 610 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,681 by the time I'm back. 611 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,058 - Well, how are we even supposed to get it up- 612 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,679 CARLA: Use the forklift! 613 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,145 - Uh, listen, I gotta go... 614 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,188 pray real quick, so... 615 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,272 - What do you mean? 616 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,400 - I gotta go- I gotta go do my thing, so... 617 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,776 - What, you're leavin' me with all this? 618 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,405 - You got it, you got it! You good. You're able. 619 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,950 - I'll take a steamy shit with three S's for Chrisss 620 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,868 in these barrels. 621 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,490 - [Tiana humming] - Yo, Trish. 622 00:20:47,491 --> 00:20:49,206 I brought you a coffee. 623 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,874 TIANA: Ooh! Where's my fancy coffee? 624 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,376 - Yeah, where's Tiana's coffee? 625 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,547 - Only had 10 bucks on me. - That's sad. 626 00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:56,505 - Look, man, I feel bad about that glass breaking, 627 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:59,675 but I swear, this guy barely fuckin' touched it. 628 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,428 - Honestly, it's whatever. - Really? 629 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,596 - I mean, it's happened, like, two times since we moved in, 630 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,182 so you're in the clear, but I'm still counting it as a fuck-up. 631 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,600 Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 632 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,394 I still- I still need that. - Uh... oh. 633 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,146 - Oh, you're keepin' that poster? 634 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,731 - Uh, it's got coffee on it. Uh... 635 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,899 - Hold on, you're not about to get a new one 636 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,943 like you said yesterday? If you wanna throw it out, 637 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,820 if that's what you're doin', you might as well- 638 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,821 - No, I'm keeping it. 639 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,781 - Only if you were already gonna keep it and... 640 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,657 - Okay. - Type shit. 641 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:24,908 Especially with the stains and shit. 642 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,827 So, what I'm hearin' is the glass break was inevitable, 643 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,787 and you're still feelin' good about the Grand Marlow? 644 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,456 - I considered it, and then I remembered 645 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,292 that this isn't fucking charity. You cannot have it, period. 646 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,420 - Holy, bro! 647 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,922 You might as well throw out that BLM poster for real. 648 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,090 [sad piano music] 649 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,258 - What is this? What? 650 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,719 - I mean, clearly my BL doesn't M to you, so... 651 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,974 [sad piano music] 652 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,559 ? 653 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,227 - Get the fuck out of my office. 654 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,271 I don't know who keeps letting you in here. 655 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,481 - See, that's what I'm talkin' about, man. 656 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,274 - Thanks for the coffee. You forgot a straw! 657 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,275 EVERETT: Check your butt. 658 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,444 - Mmm... [chewing] 659 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,030 [ominous music] 660 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,615 - You good, dude? It's been a minute. 661 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,700 - [coughing] [mouth full] Yo! 662 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:10,497 Uh, I'm just doin', like, a really big prayer right now. 663 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,707 - Oh, shit. My bad. - Yeah, yeah. 664 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,211 - Yo, isn't, like, eating while you fast haram ? 665 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,536 [ominous music] 666 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,339 - Yeah, no, no. - Yeah, or no? 667 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,675 - No, yeah. - No, or yeah? 668 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:27,304 - No, like, on the lows, on- high-key, I'm high- 669 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,057 uh, hyperglycemic, 670 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,308 so I have low blood sugar. 671 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,018 - Oh, so you can eat while you're fasting? 672 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,019 - Yeah, yeah. 673 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,813 It's like a medical condition that I have, 674 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,649 so God was just like, "Hold dat." 675 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,151 - Oh, well, yum to Allah, I guess. 676 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,653 Finished with the donation bins, 677 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,488 so forklift's ready to go whenever you are. 678 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,408 - I gotchu on that. 679 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,325 [ominous music] 680 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,796 DOUG: [echoey voice] I can keep a secret! 681 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,524 - Heh-heh. [muttering inaudibly] 682 00:22:54,525 --> 00:22:58,711 ERIC: Yo, how many more cheque pickups we got today? 683 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,629 - We still gotta pick up a quarter mill in 'Sauga, 684 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,840 but honestly I might just say fuck it and go over 685 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,050 to that massage joint on the corner of Yonge and Eg. 686 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,593 They have this secret door at the bottom. 687 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,679 Do you like BDSM? - I'm not into all that, bro. 688 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,514 - Dude, are you serious? You gotta try it, man. 689 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,558 - I'm alright. - Don't knock it till you try it. 690 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,518 - Yeah, but I'm alright. - You gotta try it one time. 691 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,228 - Ah, but you know what? I'm alright. 692 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,022 - Hey, man. I'm gonna wheel outta here. 693 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,064 My son's here to grab me. 694 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,733 - [sentimental music] - Oh, yeah. That's nice, man. 695 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,526 - Kid loves to give me a hard time 696 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:23,861 but I can't really blame him. 697 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,904 I'd be upset too if someone was drillin' my mom out. 698 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,364 - [car honking] - TYSON: Let's go, Doug! 699 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:28,450 - That's a kid? 700 00:23:28,451 --> 00:23:31,243 - We're all kids on the playground of life, bud. 701 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,787 - [yawns] 702 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,458 This sugar crash has been a hell on me. 703 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,710 - [phone buzzes] - Yo. Yo! 704 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:42,046 - Yo, the road. - "Grand Marlow confirmed... 705 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,548 - Yo, the road! - "for 250-person property..." 706 00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,967 Yes! Dude! Trish wants me, for sure! 707 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,427 - What? - This confirms it! 708 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,095 - It's confirmed! - What? 709 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,765 - Brother, I would fuckin' dump my girl in a heartbeat 710 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:55,059 if she would just call me Zladdy one time 711 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,560 or give me a real signal! 712 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,895 She's such a bitch sometimes, though. 713 00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,105 - Yeah, bro, you're goin' too far now. 714 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,191 - Ahh...! 715 00:24:01,192 --> 00:24:03,692 - Yeah, I dunno, I kinda like Trisha 716 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,694 so all this is kinda making me uncomfortable, bro. 717 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,280 - I mean, I like her, too, but when she's not yappin' 718 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,156 her fuckin' mouth off. 719 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:10,616 "Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah!" 720 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,576 It's like, "Shut the fuck up, man!" 721 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,619 [forklift whirring] 722 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,245 - Yo, yo, yo, what the fuck, Hassan?! 723 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,246 Yo! - Hassan! 724 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,290 - Yo! - Wake up! 725 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,375 EVERETT: Yo! 726 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:20,584 RICKY: Wake up! EVERETT: Hassan! 727 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:21,919 Yo, Hassan! [clapping] 728 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,296 - Throw your shoe! Take your shoe, throw your shoe! 729 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,923 EVERETT: Yo, what the fuck? 730 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:26,757 Hassan, wake up! 731 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,177 [Everett and Ricky yelling] 732 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,762 [loud crash] 733 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:34,098 [yelling and crashing] 734 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,149 - Huh? 735 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:36,266 RICKY: Hassan! 736 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,434 EVERETT: Dawg, what the fuck?! 737 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,435 RICKY: Oh, my- Holy shit! 738 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,479 EVERETT: Yo, what the fuck is all this shit? 739 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,022 RICKY: Why so much macaroni and cheese, man? 740 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:42,981 - What happened, yo? 741 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,108 EVERETT: Nigga, you're the supervisor. 742 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:46,443 CARLA: Hassan! What the fuck? My barrels! 743 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:47,945 EVERETT: What are you doin' with barrels? 744 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,947 - [breathing heavily] - These are your barrels? 745 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,358 CARLA: Fuck it. They're for my boyfriend. 746 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,285 - Oh my God, Carla, you're getting scammed! 747 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,538 - No, I'm not! 748 00:24:56,539 --> 00:24:58,539 - A white girl with barrels full of snacks and shit? 749 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,332 Shipping it to a man in Jamaica? 750 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,792 It's the oldest scam in the book! 751 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,335 Oh, great, it's fuckin' Zeric. 752 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,295 - Yeah, yeah. What you sayin', man? 753 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,547 What's up, big guy? 754 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,966 - Yeah, whatever. - What the fuck? What happened? 755 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,467 EVERETT: Carla's gettin' scammed and shit. 756 00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,636 - I said I'm not! 757 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,805 - I'm tellin' you, you never heard of the barrel scam? 758 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,015 - ERIC: Everyone knows. - She's gettin' barrelled. 759 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,683 - Damn, Breeze, I didn't... Sorry. 760 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,767 - Fuck you want, Zeric? 761 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,270 - Oh, what do I want? 762 00:25:20,271 --> 00:25:23,522 [sighs] I want in on the Grand Marlow. 763 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,190 - Yeah, newsflash, there's no fuckin' Grand Marlow. 764 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,275 Your boy Zlad got it. 765 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,609 - There is no Grand Marlow. 766 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,071 - Yeah, Hassan, he- he break the glass. 767 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,447 - I heard all about it. 768 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:32,824 I also heard this. 769 00:25:33,661 --> 00:25:36,160 - What the fuck is that? 770 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,953 ZLAD: [video] Oh, fuck yeah, I'd fuck Trish. 771 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,708 But at the same time, she's just such a fuckin' bitch! 772 00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:43,834 "Move this here, fuckin' grab this box." 773 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,586 Like, shut the fuck up and shake that ass. 774 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,046 - Ooh! Oh! - ZLAD: How 'bout that ? 775 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,672 Honestly, I see why her husband left, man . 776 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,591 - What the fuck? How the fuck did you get this? 777 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,217 - Popped the SD card out the dash. 778 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,385 Trish was my first call. 779 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,803 - Oh, he's cooked! - He's fuckin' cooked. 780 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,055 -Yeah, fuck Trisha, man. 781 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,848 Why you always fuckin' talkin' about Trisha? 782 00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,559 She wants me to fold her like a fuckin' moving blanket! 783 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,820 - What did she say? 784 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,251 - Said the Grand Marlow's ours, gang. 785 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:09,485 - Are you guys' ears poppin'? - Huh? 786 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:10,694 - I think we just fuckin' elevated. 787 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,781 - Yeah! - [all laughing] 788 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,158 - I told you! - Come on! [laughing] 789 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:18,243 - Oh shit, what the fuck? - Yeah, yeah. 790 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,496 Oh, shit, uh, Naveed's gonna need a job, though. 791 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:21,706 - Hmm? - Yeah. 792 00:26:21,732 --> 00:26:24,708 I told him we'll sort him. 793 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,418 - Ah, that's some tomorrow shit, man. Fuck it. 794 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,469 Yo, Hassan. 795 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,587 ERIC: Hassan! EVERETT: Hassan! [clapping] 796 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:29,672 Back to life! Let's go! 797 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,048 Let's go eat, man. We gotta celebrate. 798 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,716 - Yeah, I'll... catch you guys later. 799 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,517 HASSAN: Why'd you wake me up? 800 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,138 [door opens] 801 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:40,057 MAN: Bloodclaat! Look 'pon dis [indistinct]! 802 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,976 Them rich! 803 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,186 Sweet bits! 804 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,106 Yo, Empress! 805 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,564 - Chrisss?! 806 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:50,215 CHRISSS: How you doin'? Wah yah seh, my girl! 807 00:26:50,216 --> 00:26:51,235 - What are- 808 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:53,279 - Ah, mi KD dis? 809 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,282 - How did you- - [laughs] Lord has mercy! 810 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,742 Mi love you, yuh know, gyal! 811 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,077 Pussyclaat, all dis! 812 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:02,330 Gushas?! 813 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,081 Fruit Gushas?! 814 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:07,961 I don't even nyam fruit, but when mi have gushas, mi do. 815 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,962 Jesus Christ! 816 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,339 Old Dutch? 817 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,589 Yeah! 818 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,799 Yeah, mon. 819 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,468 Mi last wifey no send mi no premium snack like dis, 820 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:17,636 yuh know, my gyal! 821 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,263 - Are you scamming me? 822 00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:21,182 - Scammin'? 823 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,727 After mi buy my own flight and my own place fuh stay? 824 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,770 You tell me say yuh have a job fuh me, 825 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:28,356 so mi come fuh do de job! 826 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,649 Uh! And- and fuh see my baby! 827 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:34,153 My likkle sweet bits. Are my food dis?! 828 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,531 - Yeah. - Christ, you have Cheerios. 829 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,365 Yo, yuh know mi lactose! 830 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,950 Still nyam it, yuh kno, dawg! 831 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:41,941 Jesus Christ! Wah we have here? 832 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:44,706 Fruit Roll-Up! 833 00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,290 Yo, mi love roll-up fruit, ya know! 834 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,500 Hold on, hold dis. 835 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,169 [sentimental music] 836 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,587 ZLAD: Wanna hear a diss track, Shazam diss track, I made? 837 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:55,383 ZLAD: ? Zenithon is the best ? 838 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,469 ? Fuck Shazam (Fuck Shazam) ? 839 00:27:58,470 --> 00:27:59,678 ? Shazam... ? 840 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,638 ? Fuck Shazam ? 841 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:05,018 ? And fuck Everett ? ? (Fuck Everett) ? 842 00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,436 ? Everett, the only bitch you got is Ricky ? 843 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:10,522 ? Hassan just thinks your job is a joke, he's so tricky ? 844 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,149 ? I heard jobs are gettin' slow, 845 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:13,609 it's time you built your r sum ? 846 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:16,863 ? Zenithon is hirin', baby boy, I'll give you better pay ? 847 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,322 ? Fuck your legacy ? 848 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,866 ? Shazam, man, that word, it just don't resonate ? 849 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,119 ? (Shazam deez nuts) ? 850 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,955 ? (Shazam deez nuts) ? 851 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,480 ? (Shazam deez nuts) ? 852 00:28:28,508 --> 00:28:33,058 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61750

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