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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,220 ERIC: Shamez, wah gwan? 2 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,762 - Wha's de scene, bai? 3 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:16,306 I just workin' on this personal project here. 4 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:18,837 - Holy shit, there's a lot of speakers, bro. 5 00:00:18,838 --> 00:00:20,227 - Ya seein' this? - Mm-hm! 6 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,229 - This is 3,000 watts in it. 7 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,148 You wanna hear de bass? - Yeah, yeah, kinda. 8 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,524 - Tell me ya wanna hear de bass! 9 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,359 - Run de bloodclaat! - Ha! Hey! 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,153 [bass thumping] 11 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,531 SHAMEZ: Oooooh... 12 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,075 Eric, hear dis fuckin' thing, now, bai? 13 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,785 Boom! Boom! 14 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:37,828 ERIC: Yo! Yo! 15 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:38,996 - That don't usually happen! 16 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,249 - Yo, the fire, man! Put it out! 17 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,751 Quick! Yo, hurry up! 18 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,336 Your van's gonna... 19 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,046 Yeah, you're jokin' now, you're jokin'. 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,255 Put 'em out. 21 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,576 - It under control! 22 00:00:49,577 --> 00:00:51,175 Whew! 23 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,316 - What the fuck? 24 00:00:52,317 --> 00:00:53,302 - [high-pitched ringing] - Wha'? 25 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,678 - What the fuck? - I scare ya? 26 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:55,679 - Yeah! 27 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,097 - We nearly burned down dis whole buildin'! 28 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,558 - You! - Nah, we. 29 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,475 -You ! 30 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,185 - Both of we was enjoyin' it, ent? 31 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,394 I realize you real soft ways. 32 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,855 A soft man. Woman don't like soft man. 33 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,274 If you find that loud, you should see what your fatha 34 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,484 playin' in he car. 35 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,069 - Brother, your ear is literally bleeding. 36 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,070 - [high-pitched ringing] - Wha'? 37 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,196 - Your ear is bleeding. 38 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,906 - Ah, de girls dem leadin', yeah! 39 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,240 - No, no, your ear- bleeding. 40 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,200 Blood. 41 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,410 - Oh! 42 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,579 Yeah, bai, it really bleedin'! 43 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,247 - Yeah! - [laughs] 44 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,540 - Oh... - Now, this happen. 45 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,086 But a bass is not just a loud noise. 46 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,253 It's a statement, y'understand? - Mm-hm. 47 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,505 - [grunts with effort] 48 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,091 Now, when ya fatha rollin' through, right, 49 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,093 everybody know he comin'! You know why? 50 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,762 - Mm? - [booming music] 51 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,097 - Woo! [laughing] 52 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,058 - Serious! Serious! - On fire! On fire! 53 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:44,145 - [car alarm blaring] - Fuck! 54 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,313 EVERETT: Yo, yo, yo, enough's enough, bro! 55 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,398 Enough's enough! 56 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,899 SHAMEZ: Damn, wha gwan wit you? 57 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,942 - Bro, I need quiet! 58 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,654 - So I must stop my work to facilitate your work? 59 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,447 So, who gonna pay de bills to me? 60 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,824 - Okay, we have a 10-minute meeting. 61 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,075 Can we hold off until then? 62 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,118 - [high-pitched ringing] - Wha'?! 63 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,078 - Please! Hold off, 10 minutes! 64 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,539 - [kisses his teeth] - Please. 65 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,666 - I's a fair man. 66 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,749 Ya ask me nice. 67 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,670 Ya see, if ya work wit me, I gon' work wit ya. 68 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:10,504 - Alright, yo, Eric, you're late. Let's go. 69 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,588 - [high-pitched ringing] - Huh?! 70 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:14,133 ? Money can't buy me happiness... ? 71 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,801 EVERETT: Alright, easy shit. Uh... 72 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,678 Today we're at a school that's being demolished 73 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,555 this summer, so we're in there to get lockers, 74 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,849 chairs, and desks out, and then back here 75 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:25,186 to be stripped down for scrap metal, alright? 76 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,020 Ah, fuck, steel toes. Carla! 77 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,355 - How are you guys still here? 78 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,983 The DVP is closed, which is gonna add an hour. 79 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,610 They're not even gonna let you on site without steel toes. 80 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,112 - Yo, Ricky, those are steel toe? 81 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,322 - Yeah, they're steel toe, boss. 82 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,781 - Yeah, my boots are steelies. I'm good. 83 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,783 HASSAN: Ah, Doug, you need new boots, bro. 84 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:40,784 DOUG: Like piss! 85 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,786 Girl took 'em to the cobbler's last week. 86 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,497 They're pretty much brand new. Got 'em resoled. 87 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,125 - Wait, your girl has a cobbler? - And a fat ass. 88 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,418 - Yo, what the fuck's a cobbler? 89 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,128 - It's like Rumpelstiltskin but for boots. 90 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,479 - Alright, I got 12s and 5s. Figure it out. 91 00:02:53,702 --> 00:02:55,841 Fuck are those? 92 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,551 - A man from the mosque stained my sneakers, man. 93 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,511 - Bro, but why are you in flip-flops at work? 94 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,138 - These are the only ones that were left. 95 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,639 I had to jam these from the bathroom. 96 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,599 - Fuck, alright, squeeze into these. 97 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,726 It's not gonna be too much of a long day. 98 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,644 HASSAN: What the hell? You think I'm a doll? 99 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,021 The man's tryin' to Cinderella me, man. 100 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,106 - Alright, yo, fuck, Eric, just stop by the thrift 101 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,650 on the way to the site, [muffled]. 102 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:13,609 - [high-pitched ringing] - Hmm? 103 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,694 - Stop by the thrift on the way to the site 104 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,655 and grab any boots if they don't have steel toes. 105 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,572 - With what car? - Ah, fuck. 106 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,700 Yeah, just take Dad's, here. - Huh? 107 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,868 - Just take Dad's. - No, bro. No, no, no. 108 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,519 That guy does not let me drive his car, bro, no . 109 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,164 - What, are you scared of your dad? 110 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,582 - Yeah! - [phone ringing] 111 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,918 - Hey, take this, man. - I can come with you. 112 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,462 - Ah, yeah. Roll with Eric. If nothing, just take these. 113 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,293 - You guys need to go! The client is freaking out! 114 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,510 ? 115 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,011 KAVEH: [echoey voice] All of this life, 116 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:45,392 my vehicle, my family, my heart, my mind... 117 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,226 - [loud bang] - [Kaveh screams] 118 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,478 - Morning, Kaveh. - Armond, what the fuck?! 119 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,063 How many times I tell you, 120 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,731 announce when you walk in de room? 121 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,692 You're gonna gimme a heart attack, man! 122 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:58,195 - Okay. Well, first of all, top of the morning. 123 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,238 I'm glad to be back. 124 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,919 I brought you Country Bits. 125 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,119 - Fuck your bits. 126 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,536 Where is the OSB? 127 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,097 - Have to go check it here. 128 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,837 This is what you ask-ed for. 129 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,463 - This is not OSB! 130 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,257 This is particle board, man! 131 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,550 It has to hold weight! 132 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,385 You know weight? 133 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,803 - Kaveh, you have to trusting Armond. 134 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,430 I use this before. 135 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,265 Okay? You just have to- 136 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,143 - You use this before? - Yes. 137 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,977 - Okay. Stand on it. 138 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,230 - Armond will stand on this once it's becoming the floor. 139 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,608 Come on, let's get back to work. 140 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:41,614 ? 141 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:46,660 ? 142 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,789 - Lil' Fizz, you got these in a 13? 143 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,125 - Yo, Unc, like, it's a thrift store. 144 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,208 Like, we got what we got. 145 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,502 ERIC: I'm fried. 146 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,879 - Yo, yo, Unc! You need socks to try on those shoes. 147 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,422 - Yo, my yout'. Who you talkin' to? 148 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,799 - You guys are both uncs. - Go feel my skin care routine. 149 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,260 What's wrong with this guy? - Bro, we're not even that old. 150 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,928 We're YNs. - Yeah! 151 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:08,179 - Just make sure you get your seniors' discount, 'aight? 152 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:10,768 - He's bein' disrespectful, bro. - [phone buzzing] 153 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,562 - Oh, shit. 154 00:05:12,973 --> 00:05:14,980 Hello? 155 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,648 EVERETT: [on phone] Yo, where you guys at? 156 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,025 - We're at the thrift. 157 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,444 -Bro, there's no way you guys are still jokin' around there! 158 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,987 Pick up any boot and hurry up, bro! 159 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,188 We're late as is! 160 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,115 - Bro, how am I jokin'? What the hell? 161 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,325 I'm at de thrif gettin' boots. 162 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,785 - Yo, you think Everett will allow deez? 163 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,119 EVERETT: Bro, get over here, now. 164 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,204 [phone beeping] 165 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,997 - This guy just hang up on me, bro? 166 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,123 [clapping in background] 167 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,984 ZLAD: Look at what we have here. 168 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,461 [ominous music] 169 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,379 If it isn't the hand-me-down demons. 170 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,297 - Bro, what? It's just a quick boot stop. What? 171 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,007 - At the thrift store, bro? 172 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,133 - Bro, you're here too. 173 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,302 - It's where I come to drop off all my old shit. 174 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,262 If you brokies wanna make some big boy money, 175 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,889 I can get you in some Zenithon uniforms, 176 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,183 if you wanna start respecting yourself at some point. 177 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,518 HASSAN: How you gonna diss us 178 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,186 and then poach us at the same time? 179 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,270 ERIC: Like, what? 180 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,356 ZLAD: ? This business runs on motion ? 181 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,859 ? Not emotion! ? 182 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,654 I gotta get in the stu'. Holy shit, that was good. 183 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,155 - Why are you singin' to us? 184 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,365 - Leave us alone. 185 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,700 ERIC: We don't need no hand-outs. 186 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,619 Shazam has serious motion. 187 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,662 When Everett lines, uh, the Grand Marlow? 188 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,373 - Yeah! - Bro, we're up. 189 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,874 That's a big bag. Me and my twin, raises. 190 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:16,875 - The Grand Marlow? 191 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,043 ERIC: Yeah, the Grand fuckin' Marlow. 192 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,878 - You can bet your fuckin' life you're not getting 193 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,214 the Grand Marlow. Anyways, you got my number. 194 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,674 You can have those boots for free. 195 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,718 I'll talk to the store owner. Charity work. 196 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,513 [ominous music] 197 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,514 ERIC: I mean, low-key, Everett does have us, 198 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,890 you know, kinda down bad, cro. 199 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,061 - You're... actually considering it? 200 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,520 What's wrong wit you? 201 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,646 - Yeah, we should go. 202 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,356 - [truck beeping] - EVERETT: Yeah, yeah, yeah, 203 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,234 back, back, back, back, back. 204 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,944 Yeah, juice it, juice it. 205 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,487 Come on, cuz! 206 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,071 The fuck took these lockers out? 207 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,202 Alright, yo, hang tight! I'ma go fuck with the client! 208 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:54,371 Who the fuck lined this shit up? 209 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,292 [tense, eerie music] 210 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,792 I thought... 211 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:05,592 ? 212 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,051 The fuck, man? 213 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,636 Cynthia? 214 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,172 Good morning, Cynthia. Sorry we're late. 215 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,808 CYNTHIA: You quoted me for an 8:00 AM move. 216 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,352 Not true? 217 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,062 - That is true. Yes, that's true. 218 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,273 - And now it is 10:00 AM. Not true? 219 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,941 - Oh, no, it's only 9:17. 220 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,569 - No, no, no, no, no, no. You already cut another hour. 221 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,780 At 10 o'clock now. 222 00:07:27,397 --> 00:07:29,823 - Oh, yeah, it is 10. 223 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,909 You're right, look, just shave two hours off our quote 224 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,494 and then we'll just get right to it. 225 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,579 But, hey, I did notice on the way in 226 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,414 a lot of these lockers are already pulled out. 227 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,582 That was our job, right? 228 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,459 - And you say you come here 8 o'clock a'mornin'? 229 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,543 - Yes, mommy. 230 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,920 - Ah- no! Don't do dat. - Okay. 231 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,089 - When mi look 'round and see say yuh never reach, 232 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,675 me give 'way da job! 233 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,676 Dem take away ya food. - Who? 234 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:52,763 - I gave it to a company that understands punc-tu-ality. 235 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,765 - Who? Where are they? - Everett, come here. 236 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,433 Lemme tell ya somethin'. Come here. 237 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,518 Come here. 238 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,354 You see da man who remains hungry? 239 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,438 - Mm-hm. 240 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,940 - Him never h'affi beg fi a plate. 241 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,149 LENNOX: Tell him again, Cynthia! 242 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,652 Bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip- bop! 243 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,112 - [laughter] - Lennox! 244 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,113 LENNOX: C! 245 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,364 Wah gwan, sweetie? 246 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,157 - Not much, man. Mi glad to see ya. 247 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,702 - Long time, no? - Glad to see ya, man. 248 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,246 EVERETT: Holy hugs. 249 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:19,456 - Glad, glad, glad to see ya. - Glad to see ya, too, trust me. 250 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,457 Long time, no? 251 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,002 - You know, I must say... 252 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:26,505 I am very pleased wit de Omerta guys. 253 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,383 This was not your mess to clean. 254 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,343 [ominous music] 255 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,678 But see it dere? You do de job. 256 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,431 At least somebody here understands 257 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,517 the meaning of urgency. 258 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,810 LENNOX: Well, you know, Cynthia, if you call, 259 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,354 it's always urgent. 260 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,689 - Ya see why mi love ya, though? 261 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,190 - And I'm always in the area. 262 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,652 - [phone buzzing] - Oh, sorry, Len. Hol' on. 263 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,697 - Take time, sweetie. [laughs] 264 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,492 - So, you guys go way back or somethin'? 265 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:59,163 [ominous music] 266 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:08,172 ? 267 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,340 What...? 268 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,842 ? 269 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:12,893 Pssh. 270 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,513 MICHAEL: [crying] 271 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,504 She told me it would be forever! 272 00:09:18,505 --> 00:09:20,392 - And it's okay, man. Look, a guy like you, 273 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,103 handsome, young, beautiful, there is a fish in de- 274 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,563 in de lake, everywhere, man. 275 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,774 With one swim away like that, you catch it- 276 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,400 DOUG: Fuck all that fish shit, dude. 277 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,902 You need to get yourself a turtle. 278 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,738 Somethin' you can grow old with, somethin' that goes slow. 279 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,908 - You don't understand! This is more than a relationship. 280 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,285 This is my papers. This is deportation! 281 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,079 - Oh, fuck. - Immigration! 282 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,082 [sobbing] 283 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:45,376 - Yo, respect to your guys for dealin' with those lockers. 284 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,212 Appreciate that, for real. - Yeah. 285 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:51,298 My guys aren't the type of guys you thank. 286 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,094 You feel me? My guys are real guys. 287 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,472 - Sorry? 288 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,684 - Like, you guys have movers... 289 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,270 but do you guys have guys ? 290 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,022 You know, like real guys? 291 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:10,484 - Yeah, they're all guys. They're... 292 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,902 All my guys are outside. 293 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,489 - [laughs] Holy, his guys are outside. 294 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,532 - What? - I just came from outside. 295 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,492 I didn't see no real guys out dere. 296 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,327 My guys are outside for real. 297 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,588 Tryin' to show you. 298 00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:24,081 - No, they're all, like, literally outside. 299 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,958 Like, waitin' in the front. - No, I get it. 300 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,252 Obviously, like, you guys have guys. 301 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,505 Like, there's guys out front. 302 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:32,005 I'm tryin' to show you the difference. 303 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:36,344 Like... my right-hand guy, is a guy . 304 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,428 Feel me? 305 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,681 [ominous music conntinues] 306 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,014 You're not gettin' it? 307 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,766 - You're sayin' "guy" but you don't mean "guy." 308 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,934 What's guy? Who's guy? 309 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,602 - No, I mean guy. - Oh. 310 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,398 - No, no, I mean guy. Guyzerini. 311 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,940 You know? A guy-zer. 312 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,151 A guy that does what a guy does. 313 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,653 A guys' guy! 314 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,987 - A guys' guy? - Yeah! 315 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,655 Guy Lafleur. 316 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,366 Guy Fieri. No? It's not makin' sense to you? 317 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,826 Maybe I'm not even speakin' English! 318 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,953 I dunno. Maybe I'm speakin' Guyanese. 319 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:06,498 You know, everything we use to live is made in Guy-wan. 320 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,958 You understand what I'm sayin'? 321 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,209 I'm losin' it, bro! 322 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:12,296 - I'm losin' it. I'm losin' it, bro. What is... 323 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,673 What do you mean? 324 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,257 - Just know... 325 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,927 how my guys removed the lockers for you, 326 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,056 my guys will remove you for me, easy. 327 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,223 - If this is about the Grand Marlow, we can- 328 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,684 - It's about whatever you want it to be about, broski. 329 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,686 Trust me! 330 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,813 You guys keep pushin' into my routes, 331 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,565 I may have to reroute dat permanently. 332 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,859 You understand me? 333 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,488 I got guys who move... 334 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,573 and I got guys who do the moving. 335 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,658 And we don't like the way you guys are movin', 336 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,495 and we're wit da movements. You understand what I'm sayin'? 337 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,164 There's guys and lows in life, brother. Get with it. 338 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,166 You're tryin' to tell me the guy's not blue? 339 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,709 I'm really out here. You understand? 340 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,670 You know the motto, kid. 341 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,838 - I'm sorry? - I'm a real guy. 342 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,840 And you can tell your pops, too, brother. 343 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,051 - Wait, my dad? 344 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,596 What does my dad have to do with it? 345 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,182 - Sorry, Len. - It's okay. 346 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,891 We were just catchin' up. - Mm-hm. 347 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,103 So let's talk about this invoice. 348 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,895 EVERETT: We're about to get started, if that's- 349 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,854 - Go back a' work. 350 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,523 Mi nuh know why ya stand up here 351 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,901 like ya not have nothin' fi do. At 12 o'clock now! 352 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,282 - Okay, but- alright. 353 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,620 - Invoice, invoice... It's gonna be right here. 354 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:26,578 - This is deportation! This my- my- my visa! 355 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,705 My visa! [sobbing] 356 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,416 - Mikey, Mikey... 357 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,795 Maybe this is God saving you from a lifetime of problems 358 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,379 and- and freezing cold. 359 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,132 - [sobbing] 360 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,049 - Maybe you should go back home to Nigeria. 361 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,969 - I- I should- who? I should go back to Nigeria?! 362 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,971 Uncle Marcus, when is my own turn, 363 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,556 I should go back to Nigeria? 364 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,183 When last- when last did you come to Nigeria, Uncle Marcus?! 365 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,271 You want me to go back home and be driving danfo? 366 00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:52,479 When last did you come? 367 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,772 - Control yourself. 368 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,274 - Fuck you, nigga! Fuck you! 369 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,401 - Ah-ah! 370 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,111 - Okay... 371 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,531 MARCUS: Mikey, I am warning you, control yourself. 372 00:13:01,732 --> 00:13:04,241 Control yourself. 373 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,953 ERIC: What happened? 374 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,413 - [no accent] Get the fuck off me with that Nigerian shit, huh? 375 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,167 - Alright, Doug, Ricky, Michael, Marcus. 376 00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,168 - [Nigerian accent] Boss! What do you need? 377 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,335 - Why is Michael cryin'? 378 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,212 - His- his, uh, girlfriend break up with him. 379 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,005 - What?! 380 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,049 - Boss, I'm an illegal alien, boss. 381 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,301 Boss, they are going to deport me back to Nigeria! 382 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,135 - Fuck. 383 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,928 - I should be on de next flight, boss. 384 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,389 No refund, straight deportation. 385 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,266 - Alright, alright. - I don't want to go back, boss! 386 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,934 - Fuck all that alien talk for now. 387 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,103 Let's deport these lockers and figure this out later, yeah? 388 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,938 - Guy's leakin'! Why you sweatin'? 389 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,859 - Why you wearing cowboy boots? 390 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,651 - You said get any boots. 391 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,652 - Yeah, I said boots, not fuckin' [Southern accent] boots! 392 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,653 You got fuckin' boots ! 393 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,489 - Boots , boots, what are- it's boots! 394 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,699 - I asked for work boots, you get cowboy boots ! 395 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,285 -Boots are boots! 396 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,828 - This is a fuckin' joke, man. Yo, keep an eye on your nephew. 397 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,455 You guys, let's get on these lockers, man. 398 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,040 Let's get these out. - They're nice boots. 399 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,458 EVERETT: Let's get these lockers packed up, bro. 400 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,794 Come on, bro! I didn't say any fuckin' any boot, bro! 401 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,655 You're wearin' cowboy boots ! 402 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,714 [phone ringing] 403 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,258 CARLA: "Wah gwan"... 404 00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:06,261 [answering machine beeps] 405 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,138 ZLAD: Pick up the fucking phone, Everett, you slimeball prick . 406 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,349 I know about the Grand Marlow. 407 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,810 And it's not like your fucking secretary's doing anything . 408 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,520 She just sits there all day ! 409 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,313 - [phone beeps] - [phone ringing] 410 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,983 - Listen, you fuck! - Carla? 411 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,027 - Uh, sorry. [laughs] What's up with you? 412 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,196 - Have you ever heard of an Omerta Logistics? 413 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:28,367 - Omerta... no. Who are they? 414 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,160 - Fuck, I dunno, but I think I just got 415 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,328 totally grilled by their CEO. 416 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,163 I think it's about that Grand Marlow shit. 417 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,873 Also, I think Michael totally got dumped. 418 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,917 - What? We can't lose our Immi-Grant grant! 419 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,378 EVERETT: I know, man, fuck. We'll figure somethin' out . 420 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,964 - I... may have another option, actually. 421 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,382 - [loud crash] - CARLA: His name is Chrisss . 422 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,842 - Sorry, we'll talk, we'll talk, we'll talk. 423 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,094 MARCUS: [no accent] These ain't no mother-fuckin' steel toes! 424 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,263 - Hello? 425 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:50,013 - [no accent] Fuckin' workin' my ass off, man! 426 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,304 - [Nigerian pronunciation] Marcus! 427 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:54,018 - [laughs nervously] 428 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,352 - What's good? 429 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,812 - Ah... 430 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,022 [Nigerian accent] Uh, I'm good oh! 431 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,223 I'm very good oh! 432 00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:00,441 - Where'd your accent go just now? 433 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,236 - Accent? Wah? Why? What are you talking about? 434 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,280 What accent? Ah! - Is your foot good? 435 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,490 - Ah! Yes! 436 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,866 EVERETT: Alright, perfect. We don't have insurance. 437 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,534 - Boss, don't look at the foot, look here! 438 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,411 EVERETT: What happened? It just fell on your foot? 439 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,330 - No, no, no, no, no! This is fine, boss! [laughs] 440 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,873 This is fine, boss! - Okay, you sure? 441 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,875 You don't need to sit down for a bit? 442 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,043 - I am good! Good as good. 443 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,794 - Okay, just walk it off, then. - Yes, yes, yes! 444 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,963 - You sure that lump isn't- the lump was there before? 445 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,965 - Boss, boss, boss! Don't look at my foot, boss! 446 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,717 - The lump was there before? - Look at me! 447 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,593 [in pain] Ahh! 448 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,677 Ahh... 449 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,597 - Where's everybody at? 450 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:31,680 Let's rip! 451 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,391 [upbeat music] 452 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,145 ? 453 00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:38,979 EVERETT: Nice, nice, nice. Yeah, right to the door. 454 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,230 Right to the door. 455 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:49,615 ? 456 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,117 - Let's move on desks. 457 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,242 ? 458 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,120 [clapping] 459 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:57,290 ? 460 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:04,922 ? 461 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,215 [truck beeping] 462 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,841 - Yo, easy, Hassan! Easy, easy! 463 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,259 DOUG: I can't feel my foot! 464 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:14,766 ? 465 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,308 - Supervisor, what do we do here? 466 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,935 - I dunno, man. My feet are killin' me. 467 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,019 You supervise this shit, man. 468 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,146 - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up! 469 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,148 DOUG: Watch it, watch it! Watch your fingers. 470 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,775 - Hold on, push to the side. 471 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,277 DOUG: Watch your feet, watch your hands, watch your toes. 472 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,197 [talking over each other] 473 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,864 RICKY: Grab the bottom, grab the bottom! 474 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,200 [all yelling] 475 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,119 HASSAN: Yo, my boots are too small for this! 476 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,954 [all yelling] 477 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,205 ERIC: Wait, wait, wait, wait! 478 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,623 - I gotta take my boots off! 479 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,666 DOUG: Aah, fuck! 480 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,043 Dougie's got it! I got it, I got it, I got it! 481 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,629 [panicked breathing] 482 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,890 [dramatic music] 483 00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:47,881 [loud crack] 484 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:52,136 [screaming in pain] 485 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,390 [all screaming] 486 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,850 [bird calling] 487 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,309 - Boss, is this the star bit? 488 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,145 - Yes, Armond. Just please, hurry, man! 489 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,188 It's heavy, man! 490 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,190 - I don't think that's the right... 491 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,401 - Armond! Hurry the fuck up! 492 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,029 - Yeah, give me one second. - It's burn, man. It's burn. 493 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,572 Please! Please, Armond! 494 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,282 - Armond needs the Philippines. That's why... 495 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,753 KAVEH: I'm sweating! My ass is sweating! 496 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,373 - I think one more screw, Kaveh. 497 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,167 - How about screw you, man? 498 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,211 - [crash] - Aah! 499 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,504 - [chuckling] - [groaning] 500 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,673 - That was actually quite comical. 501 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,258 - [Doug screaming] - Elevate the leg! Elevate! 502 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,094 It could be amputated! Okay, watch it, watch it. 503 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,638 Mind the circulation, mind the circulation! 504 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,766 Twist it back. It's already in the wrong direction. 505 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,225 - Look- - [bones cracking] 506 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,685 - [screaming] - Don't do that, don't do that! 507 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,496 - Sorry, sorry! - Holy shit! 508 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,481 EVERETT: Leave it! You're making it worse! 509 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,442 - [Doug screaming] - Sorry, sorry. Just relax. 510 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,154 RICKY: Relax. DOUG: What do you mean, relax?! 511 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,909 [ominous music] 512 00:17:56,034 --> 00:18:01,247 ? 513 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,418 ? 514 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:12,257 ? 515 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,385 [soca music blasts on] 516 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,719 MAN: Jesus fucking Christ! 517 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,720 [music stops] 518 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,139 - Wah goin' on? 519 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,474 Wah you need? Ya frightened, eh? 520 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,059 MAN: That was a little bit terrifying. 521 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,436 EVERETT: Yo, dawg, the thing is when we get to the hospital, 522 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,979 we got no work insurance, so- 523 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,815 - Deb's got me covered. I told you, boys. 524 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:28,941 She's got all that. 525 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,402 Besides the pain, I'm just chillin'. 526 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,403 - Perfect. 527 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,447 - You are... Shazzum, right? 528 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,657 - Yeah, I's di man. - Ah, okay, perfect. 529 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,076 I'm going to ask you a few questions, if that's alright. 530 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,244 - Wha'? - [high-pitched ringing] 531 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,287 - I have a few questions for you. I'm Grant. 532 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,122 - [high-pitched ringing] - Wha'? 533 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,039 - Grant. - Rent?! 534 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,250 - [in slow motion] Graaant! 535 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,961 [ominous music] 536 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:52,464 - [breathing frantically] 537 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:56,093 ? 538 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,261 - Yeah, Carla? 539 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,345 CARLA: [phone] Listen. 540 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,180 There's a detective-looking guy at the warehouse 541 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,683 asking questions! 542 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:03,642 - Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? 543 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,602 I thought you said they never check that shit! 544 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,645 - I don't know! 545 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,440 But this is definitely about the application! 546 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,316 - Wait, how do you know? Did he say anything? 547 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,028 What'd he say? Carla? 548 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,571 Carla, I can't hear nothin'. - Everett? 549 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,531 - It's fine, Ricky. Carla, I can't hear you. 550 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,491 CARLA: This is definitely gonna blow up like the- 551 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,035 - Hey, hey, hey, nothin's gonna blow up! 552 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,245 Nothin's gonna blow up, alright? You just relax. Hold it down. 553 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,581 We'll be home soon. Lay low till the end of the day. 554 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,166 We get back, we'll sort this out. 555 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,292 Just hide for now, alright? 556 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,460 - Everett? - Ricky, don't worry. 557 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,420 - Don't worry! - She knows about the explosion! 558 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,880 - Don't worry! Leave it alone! 559 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,715 No one's talking about exploding the van but you. 560 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,633 - [quietly] Shut up! - I'm tellin' you to shut up! 561 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,968 C llate ! - You c llate ! 562 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,138 Fucking c llate. Just shh. 563 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:42,598 No one knows about you blowing up the van. 564 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,810 [ominous music] 565 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,239 - Yo, what's good, bro? 566 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,659 - Huh. Let's park like cops. 567 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,411 ERIC: No, we don't need to. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! 568 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,413 ERIC: Easy, bro! ZLAD: Relax! 569 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,956 - Why you bein'- - I got it! 570 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,125 Bro, I said I got it! I'm not even touching! 571 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,044 - Come on! It's a classic car! - Oh my God. 572 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,420 ERIC: Alright. 573 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,341 - Pants, shirt, jacket, gloves. 574 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,677 - Bro... what? - [loud thud] 575 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,429 - Yo! [laughs] 576 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,639 - What the fuck? Fuckin' boots in there! 577 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,225 - Yo! [cackles] 578 00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:29,186 - [sighs] - Welcome to Zenithon, dipsit. 579 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,940 - When do I start? - See ya ma ana , 9:30. 580 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:32,981 Headquarters. 581 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:33,982 [tires squealing] 582 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,613 - Yo! - [metal scraping] 583 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,571 ERIC: My dad's car! 584 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:42,366 RICKY: Everett, [speaking Spanish]. 585 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,357 Maybe, and this is a suggestion... 586 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,537 While he's sleeping... 587 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,581 - [quietly] I take this one... Quick, fast... 588 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,125 Just take it- - [quietly] No, no, no! 589 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,167 - [quietly] It's fast! 590 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,544 - [quietly] What the fuck you talkin' about?! 591 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,212 Ricky, what are you doing? We can't! 592 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,964 [sentimental music] 593 00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,384 - Oh, hey! - Hey, boys! Ricky! 594 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,678 Oh, God bless your heart! - God bless you, man! 595 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,763 You happy? - Yeah, I'm really happy. 596 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,890 - Happy to be alive? - I love livin', man. 597 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,226 - You feelin' good? - Yeah, I'm doin' alright. 598 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,561 WOMAN: Where is he? Where's my Dougie? 599 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,271 - Oh, shit, yo, Doug, your mom's here. 600 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,314 - Dougie! - DOUG: Debbie! 601 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,567 - Baby! Oh, what happened? 602 00:21:15,568 --> 00:21:16,692 Oh, Dougie, baby! 603 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,193 DOUG: He came! DEB: Are you okay? 604 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,194 What happened? 605 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,447 [loud smooching] 606 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,532 TYSON: I mean, it's pretty obvious. 607 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,659 He broke both his ankles like the reet he is. 608 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,869 - Tyson! - What? 609 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,996 It takes a frickin' douche-hole to get his fuckin' legs 610 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,581 broken by a locker. 611 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,709 - Baby boy! - Just hit a locker. 612 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,376 - Doug, I didn't know you had a brother. 613 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,627 - Yeah, right! 614 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,337 If this bag of bones was my brother, 615 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,381 I'd off myself the day I was born. 616 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,759 - Alright, have a NutriGrain and zip it! 617 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,969 - Mom! 618 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,094 Thank you... 619 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,221 DOUG: Tyson's actually my stepson. 620 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,272 - Um... 621 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,141 - But aren't you older than your dad, or-? 622 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,602 - That is not my dad! 623 00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:53,270 He's just a leech who takes advantage of older women! 624 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:54,563 - It's not even like that. 625 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,066 - I'm only here 'cause I need a ride to ball hockey, 626 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,192 which, guess what? I'm late for! 627 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,902 - Well, I got somethin' to say to you! 628 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,112 You're supposed to make sure that my Dougie gets home 629 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,163 in one piece! 630 00:22:03,164 --> 00:22:04,281 - Yeah, I got you. 631 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,449 - In a fuckin' box. 632 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,327 - Oh, no! - I don't care. 633 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,537 DEB: Tyson Bartholemew Johnson! 634 00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:11,705 I've had it up to here with your fuckin' attitude! 635 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,582 TYSON: Just gimme the car and I'm outta here. 636 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,000 - Baby, I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 637 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,669 - I'm sorry. - Oh, gimme a little sugar. 638 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,129 - I'm gonna drop him off. - BOTH: Mmm... 639 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,342 [loud smooching] 640 00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:23,467 - I'm gonna drop him off. 641 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,135 - Okay. - Mm-hm? Okay? 642 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,221 And then I'm gonna come right back, okay? 643 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,139 - Mmm... - Mmm! 644 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,308 [both moaning] 645 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,227 - Stop it. Stop it. 646 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,896 I don't like that. 647 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,398 - Okay, baby, I'll be right back. 648 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,774 Watch it, big guy! 649 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,818 - I'm watchin'. - I'm onto you! 650 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,820 Bye, baby, I love you. - I love you too, baby. 651 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,822 - I love you, baby! I love you more, baby! 652 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,365 - Oh, I love you everything. All of it. 653 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,991 - I love you. Bye, baby, okay. 654 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,002 - I love you with all my body. - I love you, too. Bye, baby. 655 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,873 - Fuckin' piece of shit. 656 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,278 - That's your girl? 657 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,816 - Every last bit of her. 658 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,382 - Yo, God bless your cougar, bro. 659 00:23:01,383 --> 00:23:03,590 That shit was... that shit was inspiring. 660 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:04,883 - I'm tellin' you, man. 661 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,593 Cougars are the best thing in this world 662 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:07,678 besides air and water. 663 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,139 - I mean, it looks pretty tough to have an adult son 664 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,432 and shit, but she seems worth it. 665 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,309 - Yeah, he's alright, you know... 666 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,853 - [sentimental music] - Family's what you make it. 667 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,521 It's what you need it to be, y'know? 668 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,523 It makes me a better man. 669 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,191 - Hmm. - A stronger man. 670 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,276 - Yeah. - Yeah. 671 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,485 - [quietly] A richer man... 672 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,779 - Richer, huh...? 673 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,157 Damn. 674 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,283 That's inspiring, Doug, for real. 675 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,743 - No worries, boys. - You have no idea. 676 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,369 - Thanks for being here for me, eh? 677 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,413 - Of course, man. I got you. - You too, Ricky. 678 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,456 - Bye, Dougie. - See you guys. 679 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,707 - Next week? - See you guys. 680 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,908 - Alright, buddy. 681 00:23:37,909 --> 00:23:42,171 - Hey, did you guys actually blow up a van? 682 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,591 [ominous music] 683 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,885 'Cause I can keep a secret... 684 00:23:47,170 --> 00:23:49,178 EVERETT: No. 685 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,180 - [thud] - ARMOND: See? 686 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,515 [thud] 687 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,183 No matter what you do, 688 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:56,310 Armond has the short cuts. 689 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:59,063 You didn't listen to me. All I need is your trust. 690 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:02,691 - I guess it is okay. - Um, one last thing, actually. 691 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:03,985 Um... 692 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,570 Do you think you can maybe drop me home? 693 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,073 Because, um, one of my wife's favourite activities 694 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,908 is to actually take my car. 695 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,285 And she has a car. 696 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,786 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 697 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,537 I'm gonna get my toolbox now, then. 698 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,247 - Okay. - Okay. 699 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,458 You just need to trust me. 700 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,460 - Don't kiss me, man! 701 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:24,506 [sentimental music] 702 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:29,678 [wood creaking] 703 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:32,771 [thud] 704 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,101 Okay... 705 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,603 [loud crash] 706 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,856 KAVEH: I fucking knew it, Armond! 707 00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,441 ERIC: Boss, if I just park close, 708 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,151 he won't even see it. 709 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:52,241 ? 710 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,200 Ah... 711 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,495 ? 712 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:04,837 [truck beeping] 713 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,505 HASSAN: Ooh, ahh! My foot is cramping! 714 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:07,673 - What's happening? What's happening! 715 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,258 - Ahh, my foot's crampin'! 716 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,385 [loud crash] 717 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,428 ERIC: What the fuck, yo?! 718 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,569 What the fuck?! 719 00:25:13,570 --> 00:25:14,638 HASSAN: Why's this guy yellin'? 720 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:16,140 - What do you mean, why? The car! 721 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,641 - It's the boots. - What? 722 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:20,686 - It's the boots! - My fuckin's dad's whip, bro! 723 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,354 - It's the boots! - Fuck, bro! 724 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:23,648 My dad's whip! 725 00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:25,482 HASSAN: My bad! 726 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,110 EVERETT: Oh, fuck. 727 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,111 - So... how did it go? 728 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,779 - Pretty sure that Omerta guy took, like, 729 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,990 half our scrap metal, but we got it done. 730 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:35,075 Oh, yeah, we gotta take Doug off the schedule, too. 731 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,744 - If we keep giving these guys days off, 732 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,579 you're gonna start asking me to come to site! 733 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,414 And I have no upper body strength. 734 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,790 EVERETT: Well, he has no ankles. 735 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:44,084 Both of his ankles shattered under the weight of a locker. 736 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,335 It was fucked. - Oh, shit. 737 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,005 - But he's in good hands. He has a cougar and shit, so... 738 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,466 CARLA: And Michael is getting deported, right? 739 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:51,842 - Oh, yeah. I actually thought of somethin' 740 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,969 to get this grant investigator off our back. 741 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,180 - I'm listening... 742 00:25:55,181 --> 00:25:57,639 - Okay, so if we really, really, really want this guy 743 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,642 to stay in Canada, there are other ways. 744 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,323 - I'm not marrying Michael. 745 00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:03,479 - No, not you. Me. 746 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,606 - Wait... 747 00:26:04,607 --> 00:26:06,482 - No, no, I mean, like, I'ma adopt him. 748 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,317 I'ma adopt him! 749 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:09,401 Think about it. 750 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,528 - Uh, okay, okay, so you're gonna be a dad 751 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,697 and your son is a 27-year-old Nigerian? 752 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,491 - Yeah, 27, 25, 22, 16. 753 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,701 He's 16. 754 00:26:16,945 --> 00:26:18,994 - Okay... 755 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:20,622 MICHAEL: Carla... 756 00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:23,207 If you can take me off de schedule, please. 757 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,043 Boss, thank you. 758 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,504 For everything. 759 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,463 I really appreciate you. 760 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,881 If you don't see me here tomorrow, 761 00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:33,385 they have sent me back to Nigeria. 762 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,391 - What if I told you you're not goin' anywhere... 763 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:41,642 Son? 764 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,271 [sentimental music] 765 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,943 - What? - I'm gonna adopt you. 766 00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:54,029 Because family is anything you need it to be. 767 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,823 DOUG: [echoey voice] What you need it to be... 768 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,574 - Boss, you are going to be my fatha? 769 00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:58,867 I'm going to be your son? 770 00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:00,488 EVERETT: Yes, sir, my son. 771 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,164 Welcome home, Michael. 772 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,832 Welcome home. 773 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,293 ? 774 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,045 - God oh... 775 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:11,422 - What's goin' on? 776 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,591 - Uh... you're an uncle now! 777 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,510 - I'm about to have a son. - For real? 778 00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:17,886 - Yep. - What the hell! When? 779 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,221 Congrats, B. - In a couple months. 780 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:20,974 He's right there. 781 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,226 - Uncle Eric! - What the fuck? 782 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,143 - Yeah, I'm adoptin' him, 783 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,769 so he doesn't have to leave Canada. 784 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,855 Anyways, what's up with you? 785 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:30,986 - Oh, yeah. Carla, can you just take me off the schedule? 786 00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:32,860 - For what? When? What? What? 787 00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,946 - Oh, yeah. I quit. 788 00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:39,241 So, there's that. 789 00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,493 - Thanks for the fuckin' heads up! What do you mean? 790 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:42,578 - Gettin' outta here. 791 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,288 - Uncle Eric? - Don't call me that. 792 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:46,415 And Hassan crashed the car. 793 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,959 [keys clinking] 794 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,503 - What do you mean? - He backed the truck- 795 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,756 - The truck?! - The truck into Dad's- 796 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:57,509 - [kicks the desk] 797 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:58,969 What do you mean you crashed Dad's car? 798 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,095 - Kickin' shit. You're scarin' me. 799 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,306 - Backed up into my dad's car? Dad's car? 800 00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:04,683 - That was all you, 'cause you tossed me the keys and said, 801 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,310 "Go take the car." - Bro, I was here, 802 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:09,063 you were in the driver's seat. I had nothin' to do with that. 803 00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:11,148 I didn't even have the keys. How is it my fault? 804 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,233 - 'Cause you threw me the keys. - 'Cause you caught them. 805 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:15,402 - This is exactly why I quit. It's too much- 806 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:16,320 - Oh, no, you're fired. - Hmm? 807 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:17,488 - Perfect. Perfect timing. 808 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:18,822 Be here when Dad comes back askin' 809 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:20,032 "Where the fuck my car is?" 810 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,035 - Oh, no. You have the keys. 811 00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:25,996 - Actually, when you goin' home? I'm gonna need a ride. 812 00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:27,414 - Yo, take your damn cowboy boots 813 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,166 and fuckin' jump on a horse. 814 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:30,918 [horse neighs] 815 00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:56,403 ? 816 00:28:56,528 --> 00:29:00,240 ? 817 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:11,875 ? 818 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,844 LENNOX: And I'm always in the area... 819 00:29:13,845 --> 00:29:18,395 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58479

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