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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,423 CHRISSS: [on phone] Mmm, yo, babes! 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,716 [exhales] 3 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:11,009 Can't stop thinkin' about you, you know? 4 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,928 From the moment mi meet ya 'pon de beach, 5 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,972 mi know ya a special , pretty gyal, 6 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,807 like a likkle coconut drop. 7 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,893 Anyway, baby, can you prepare me a barrel? 8 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:21,980 Foreign chips, yeah, man. You know man love it. 9 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,356 And put in some KD fuh me. 10 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,358 Mi say the girl 'pon the May West box 11 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,068 remind of your sweetness. Jesus! 12 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,112 - There's a... slight resemblance. 13 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,032 CHRISSS: Oh God, mi woulda risk it all 14 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,034 fi a bite 'a one 'a dem, you know, Carla? 15 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,327 And actually, one of dem, uh, bloodclaat ketchup chips. 16 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,662 Yeah, chat 'bout. A one Chris, you know. 17 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:42,208 Ah-ah-ah, and throw in an extra box 'a KD fuh me. 18 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,878 ? Money can't buy me happiness...? 19 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:52,218 - Come on, dawg. - [breathing heavily] 20 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,096 - You can't just put your new materials on my fuckin' 21 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,264 suede couch. 22 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,848 - It's not new. This is old beam. 23 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:01,852 It was in the floors. Anything is built before 1960, 24 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,187 not need the beam. 25 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,482 - This house was built in 1975. 26 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,152 - Oh. - Good morning. 27 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,654 - [floor creaking] - Oh... 28 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:12,781 What was that? 29 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,114 [floor squeaking] 30 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,866 - Is this the fuckin' Telltale Heart? The fuck? 31 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,034 Look at my floor! 32 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:20,121 [floor squeaking] 33 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,122 - Okay. 34 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,831 - [sighs] 35 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:25,627 - Yeah. Alright, put it back. 36 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,629 - Or maybe it's just my new muscles, Everett! 37 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,046 [laughs] 38 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,548 [silence] 39 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,258 - Okay. - Bro, you gotta put this beam 40 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,385 back before my house collapses. 41 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,762 - Shit. 42 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:36,970 Is no problem. 43 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,765 Slight miscalculation from Armond. 44 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,642 - [ominous music] - Yes, hello. 45 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,559 EVERETT: Holy Vinay, where the fuck he come from? 46 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,269 KAVEH: Armond, how many time I'm telling you, 47 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,647 announce yourself when you walk into room? 48 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,315 ARMOND: Sorry, I was, uh, just getting some 2% milk. 49 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:51,653 But I actually overhear your convo about how this place 50 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,281 is from my favourite decade, the 1970s. 51 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,285 Um, actually, we're gonna need some more financials for this, 52 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,912 um, this beam over here. 53 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,290 - I didn't ask you to take the fuckin' spine out my house. 54 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,750 [gurgling sound] 55 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:07,626 - Ahh! 56 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,586 - I need you to put it back for free. 57 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,131 I'm not payin' you. - Don't be stupid. 58 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,299 I need to pay this guy so he can live. 59 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,969 RICKY: Everett, maybe the beam is better 60 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,261 feeling for the floor, Everett. 61 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,304 - Yes, this handsome guy's correct. 62 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:22,142 [mysterious music] 63 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,143 EVERETT: I need you to put this back for free. 64 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,478 I'm not paying you. 65 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,271 ARMOND: Okay, well, actually, if that is the circumstance, 66 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,481 then I'm going to have to resign. 67 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,483 Vertically gifted man, my apologies. 68 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,278 - You'll quit? For what, quit? We have work! 69 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,822 - Yeah, sorry, I apologize. 70 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,324 - That's your problem. - Go fuck yourself! 71 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,368 - Bro, you're not screaming at your employee in my house. 72 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,454 - Okay, yes, I'm gonna fix. - You're the boss. Fix it! 73 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,122 - I say I'm gonna fix it, right? I will fix it myself! 74 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,167 I don't care. - Perfect. 75 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,668 - So, just wait. It's gonna take some-- 76 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,212 Why you leaving, man? Don't leave! 77 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,881 - Whatever, man. Alright, I'm in the van. 78 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,299 KAVEH: [muttering angrily] 79 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,008 Fucking asshole... 80 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,720 - [loud bang] - Fuck, man! 81 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,554 [reggaeton music] 82 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,556 ? Trippin' down low ? 83 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,348 ? Trippin' down low ? 84 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,018 ? I like trippin' down low ? 85 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,728 [bass thumping in background] 86 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,772 [static noise buzzing] 87 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,983 EVERETT: [sighs] Mornin', Carla. 88 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,276 - Uh, Everett. A word? 89 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,862 - Please, no more words. I can't. 90 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:16,905 - Good luck with that! 91 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,614 [quietly] Turn around! 92 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,034 - Everett! [laughs] - Oh, shit. Hey, Dad. 93 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,661 - Wassup? - I was about to nip out. 94 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,329 I got two jobs today, so yeah. 95 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,748 - Carla say it just de one. 96 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,415 - Yeah, the one. It's a big one, though, 97 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,709 so it's like it's two phases. 98 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,543 So, like, basically, like, I gotta, uh... 99 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:34,338 - Son... take it easy, man. Have a seat. 100 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,631 - [sighs] What is-- 101 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,218 - There's more to life than just work, work, work. 102 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,595 - Coming from you. What is this about? 103 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,140 - You know, since I retired, I'm livin'. 104 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,894 More than that... I'm lovin'. 105 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,396 [chuckles] 106 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,897 - What does that mean? 107 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,774 - I'm getting' engaged! 108 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,818 Headin' out to the Mediterranean cruise, tonight. 109 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,361 - What the fuck? Yo, easy now, big spenda! 110 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,613 - You gotta be generous with your love, son. 111 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,491 - Holy, gimme dat money, den. 112 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,287 Yeah, you're right. 113 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,372 So, what? You came here for my approval, or what? 114 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,791 - Approval? 115 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,833 You kiddin' me? 116 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,461 I'm here to get my speakers upgraded. 117 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,421 [static noise buzzing] 118 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,047 - How much did you make from this buyout? 119 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,758 - Cool yourself now, bredrin. 120 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,385 [chuckles] Shamee sayin' it won't take too long, 121 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,929 so hold onto de keys after that. 122 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,264 - Shamez. Alright, I got you. 123 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,098 - And make sure you start it up, you know? 124 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,266 Don't have it sitting like that. 125 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,601 - No worries. Yeah, I got you. 126 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,394 - And don't let Eric drive it. 127 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,354 - Oh, don't worry, he's not even gonna touch the keys. 128 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,939 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, Dad. 129 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,817 - [laughs] Alright. 130 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,902 - Oh, yeah, good luck, man. Thanks for stoppin' by. 131 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,946 - You gotta be generous wit your love, son. 132 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,949 Generous wit me gyal. 133 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,908 Generous with your lover, Carla! 134 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,619 [laughs] 135 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,124 CHRISSS: [echoey voice] You know me love mi KD. 136 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,418 - What? 137 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,502 - What? What... 138 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,211 - What? - What? 139 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,505 - What? - What what? 140 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,132 - Didn't you have a word for me? 141 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,842 - Oh, right! [clears throat] 142 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,179 Okay, so you know how we're broke as shit? 143 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,347 [soca music in background] 144 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,807 Did you know that? 145 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,809 - Yeah, we paid six months' rent to two different landlords. 146 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,937 - Right. Sooo... - Your laptop's dead. 147 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,150 - Okay, fuck it. Fuck the computer. Okay. 148 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,528 I think we should apply for a grant. 149 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,905 - [music gets louder] - [static noise buzzing] 150 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,866 - Wait, wait, who's Grant? 151 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,160 - Immi-Grant. 152 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,327 - What about immigrants? 153 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,870 - [sighs] Shamez! 154 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,040 Please! I can't hear myself think! 155 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,501 - Why you need to hear yourself think for? 156 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,959 I don't even hear my own thoughts! 157 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,004 - [in Jamaican accent] Because ya not have none! 158 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,005 EVERETT: That was crazy. 159 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,841 - Sorry. I, um... 160 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,802 may have taken a little Jamaica home with me. 161 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,637 - Yeah, that's the end of that. - Got it. Right. 162 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:50,517 Okay, so "Immi-Grant" is a grant site. 163 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:54,395 They give up to 30K for small businesses 164 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,690 who prioritize hiring Black, male immigrants 165 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,733 who want to break in to the workforce. 166 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,027 And I'm sure you're thinking, "This would be great!" 167 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:05,698 [laughs] Um, "I wish that this was open to all new Canadians. 168 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,243 "This would be perfect for Ricky but... shoot." 169 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,119 - Not Black and shit. - Not Black. 170 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,956 Luckily, though, I happen to know a pretty special someone. 171 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,249 - Fuckin' Michael! 172 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,291 - What? - Michael! 173 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,710 - No! - Yes! 174 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,254 - He's undocumented, remember? 175 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,838 - Yeah, no, but he's gonna get married. 176 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,840 The other day he said his wedding's around the corner. 177 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,008 - [chuckles] - He's gonna propose! 178 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,385 - But if we need options... 179 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,844 - No, don't complicate it. Keep it simple. 180 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,804 That's a fuckin'-- yeah, that's a good idea. 181 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,681 Wow! Wow... 182 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,225 ? 183 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,476 PAT: Fellas, welcome. 184 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,896 I am Pat, like "pat on the back for a job well"... 185 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,859 [Michael talking on phone in background] 186 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,029 - Oh, "done"? - Don't interrupt. 187 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,114 - Oh, shit. 188 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,741 - I have two rules. Play by them or there's the... 189 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,410 [Michael talking on phone in background] 190 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,745 - "Door"...? - Don't interrupt. 191 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,414 DOUG: [quietly] This bitch is brutal. 192 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,249 - What was that? - [ominous music] 193 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,585 - Oh, like... this is beautiful. 194 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,254 Like, the layout and the job and everything. 195 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,589 I'm really stoked to be here. 196 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,922 PAT: Don't interrupt. 197 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,593 A vegan research group is moving in first thing tomorrow, 198 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,137 so I'll need every cubicle up and running by EOD. 199 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,430 [Michael yelling angrily] 200 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,555 - Is there a problem here? 201 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,432 EVERETT: No, no, no, we run a tight operation, 202 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,768 so EOD is no problem for us. 203 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:15,977 Don't worry about that. 204 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,187 - Wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that. 205 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,564 The stairs are narrow, so one panel up at a time. 206 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,483 I don't care if you think you're Mr. Macho, 207 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,234 I'm not payin' your medical bills! 208 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,446 - [quietly] Definitely needs to get piped out. 209 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,863 - Wanna speak up, buddy? - [ominous music] 210 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,948 - Oh, uh... - [Michael talking in background] 211 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,952 - I was just saying he needs to pipe... pipe down back there! 212 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:33,828 - Stop, Doug. 213 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,538 - [phone beeping] - Eric? Phone? 214 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,665 - Brother. - Michael's on a business call. 215 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,334 - Bitch! Don't tell me to fuck off! 216 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,544 Don't-- don't tell me to fuck off! 217 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,046 - That's what you call business? 218 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,174 - Nah, that's what you call "gettin' the business." 219 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,341 [phone beeping] 220 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,511 - Type shit. - Type shit. 221 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,845 - [sighs] 222 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,598 - I'm sorry for losing my temper. I will not do dat again. 223 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,641 PAT: And these are the cubicle parts 224 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,184 and everything that you'll carry up. 225 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,978 Now, I know you're probably wondering, where is the... 226 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,691 - Where is the elevator? - Ding! It's busted. 227 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,941 DOUG: Oh, what the fuck? 228 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,193 HASSAN: I'm not doin' the stairs. 229 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,111 - Dude, we're fucked. - What was that, buddy? 230 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,071 - I said we're fucked. - Doug, language, please. 231 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,989 - What, there's more flights than an airport here. 232 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,659 - We're good, we're fine. Thank you, Pat. 233 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,494 PAT: Well, I think that about covers everything. 234 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,496 I will be in my office on the third floor 235 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,664 if ya need anything! 236 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:18,957 EVERETT: Thanks, Pat. 237 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,251 Alright, nigga, let's get this shit upstairs. 238 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,753 'Aight, Ricky, fuckin' Marcus, you guys are gonna be upstairs 239 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,506 receiving and building. Cool? 240 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,175 - So, just to be clear, I'm going to be receiving 241 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,843 and Marcus gonna help me, right? 242 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,512 - Yeah, that's right, Ricky. That's right, Ricky. 243 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,805 And Fuckin' Eric-- Enough with the phone, bro. 244 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,057 I'm not gonna keep sayin' it. Focus! 245 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,892 - Dawg, he's been on his phone all morning! 246 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,226 - He's on a fuckin' business call! 247 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,728 ? De woman of my dreams! ? 248 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,979 - What business does he have? 249 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,564 - He needs to make sure his immigration situation 250 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,191 stays intact so we don't lose a mover 251 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,569 and I can stop fuckin' payin' his ass in Ethereum. 252 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,820 - How many times am I going to tell you I'm sorry? 253 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,572 - You know, I can supervise that. - Yes, please. 254 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,157 Make sure he's not fuckin' talkin' too crazy. 255 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,451 Everybody else, get a hand on somethin'. Eric? 256 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,579 - Fuck. Crazy. 257 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,664 CLOUDY: So, we got two guests. TYCO: Huh? 258 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,249 CLOUDY: One bedroom, one bathroom. 259 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,209 I'm thinkin' 100 bones a night. 260 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,335 - You're still coppin' this kush from Cheeks or... 261 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,714 - Ya broski, I'm tryin' to focus right now on the play. 262 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:08,757 - Say it, bro. 263 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,382 - How many clicks to the city, fam? 264 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,760 - 'Bout an hour, max. 265 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,761 - Okay, lemme see dat. 266 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,763 We're talkin' about one hour. 267 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,392 - Truth sayin', it's probably about two hours, max max, 268 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,227 if traffic is, like, super dees. 269 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,353 - I'ma say 30. 270 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,979 - Honestly, that's 15 more times. 271 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,314 - 15? 272 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:29,568 Are we doin' a smokin' ting or a non-smokin' ting? 273 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,446 - [strained voice] You tell me, nigga! 274 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,530 [both laugh] 275 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,573 - Yo! - Yeah, bro! 276 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,033 - Non-smokin' ting. 277 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,076 - What?! 278 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,744 - Broski, mans are tryin' to make bigger plays. 279 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,788 You gotta think about the demographic 280 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,122 we're tryin' to reach. 281 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,333 - Ah! Yeah, yeah. - Broski, we're da landlords! 282 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,500 - Ahh! - [both laugh] 283 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,795 - We're da land-cros. - We're da land-cros! 284 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,295 We're da land-cros! - Yo, we're da land-cros! 285 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,298 Yo, yo, yo, yo, write dat, write dat, land-cro! 286 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,966 I'm still gonna tump my spliff 287 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,804 whenever in this fuckin' piece 'a shit. 288 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,056 - What you tryin' to do with the loot we make from this? 289 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,723 - I'll probably try to go to Ibitha. 290 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,808 - Where is that? - Ibitha? 291 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,559 - Where is that be? - Ibitha? 292 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,103 - Ibitha? - Ibitha. 293 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,896 - Ibitha? Yo, I was talkin' to a ting. 294 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,398 Her name was Ibitha. - She from Ibitha? 295 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,651 - Broski, I'm not even too sure, to be honest wit you. 296 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,901 - Holy. 297 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,152 - Don't even know where dat is geographically. 298 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,488 - Same. But I'm tryin' to go! I'm tryin' to go! 299 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,615 - Yeah! - I'm tryin' to go! 300 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,949 I'm 'bout it! I'm 'bout it! 301 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,327 - How much even is that? - I'm 'bout it! 302 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,663 [knock at door] 303 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,957 [ominous music] 304 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,875 - [knock at door] - Yo, who is that? 305 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,919 Yo, is that the feds? 306 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,838 You tell me that's the feds, if that's the feds 307 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,589 I'll jump out de back real quick. 308 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,800 - Lemme see, one sec. 309 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,303 Yo! Tyc, don't worry, it's not the feds, B! 310 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,179 Yo, yo, yo! Furniture reach! 311 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,515 Kavity! 312 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,974 - [floor squeaking] - [knock on door] 313 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,810 KAVEH: End of day! You know end of day? 314 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,144 - Yo, lock your beak! 315 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,856 - I have a shipment for a Mr. Everett Saunders. 316 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,191 - Ho- ly , fam! 317 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,651 [laughs] 318 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,654 Yo, the brown on brown on brown, eh? 319 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,823 - The man's in all brown? 320 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,991 CLOUDY: Family, the man's in all brown like a tree! 321 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,159 - Aahhh! 322 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,370 Yo, swing a fuckin' picture! I need to see dat, bro! 323 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,539 - It's the same old uniform it's always been. 324 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,957 - Sayin' you're a freshie, ah lie? 325 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,625 - I'll just get you to sign here and I'll be on my way. 326 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,835 - Yo, you need to pree dis! 327 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,172 - Yo, text me a pic, right now! 328 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,882 - Yeah, yo, gimme one sec! One sec! 329 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,257 Yo, broski, say cheese. 330 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,967 - Yo, swing a pic, bro! 331 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,677 - Okay, when we're done with the photos, 332 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,179 can I just get you to sign here? 333 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,557 - Yeah, oh-- Yo, Tycs, you got dat? 334 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,227 - Baaahhh! [screaming and stomping] 335 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,062 - You see what I'm talkin' about, though?! 336 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:31,815 - Yo, ask the man what baby he snatch his shorts off of! 337 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,276 [both cackling] 338 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,528 CLOUDY: Broski, if you come to the door right now, 339 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,864 you're gonna see him! 340 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,240 TYCO: Aaahh! Look at his shorts! [cackling] 341 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,160 - Yo, yo, my G, yo, listen, broski, 342 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,789 I'll sign dis as soon as all dis... 343 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,290 goes to the side door. 344 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,542 Our guy's ready for you. Y'know wha' I mean? 345 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,878 - It's not really my job. 346 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,004 - 'Kay... 347 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,174 But it's man's job to get this scribble, no? 348 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,094 - [sighs] - Yeah. 349 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,054 Go drop dat. - I have a bad back. 350 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,514 I don't wanna make the extra trip if I don't have to. 351 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,600 - Side door, my guy! 352 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,601 Side! 353 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,977 - [sighs] 354 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,021 - Broski, when you get back, I'll sign de ting for you. 355 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,439 Don't worry. Y'know wha' I mean? 356 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,191 - [Tyco laughing] - I'll even do a likkle survey. 357 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,444 Y'know, get employee of de month ting, all dat jazz. 358 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,904 [Tyco yelling excitedly] 359 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,407 aby, I no flirt. I no flirt. 360 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,866 I only tell her dat her dress fit nice, you know? 361 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,077 ERIC: [whistling] Yo! 362 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,787 Yo, are you craz-- yo, cut the phone off, man! 363 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,455 - Because she look cute in dat dress. 364 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,083 ERIC: Are you fuckin' crazy? 365 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,919 Yo, hang the phone up. Cut the phone. 366 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,796 Yo, cut the phone out. 367 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,839 [Michael continues talking] 368 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,298 Doug, you seen Hassan? 369 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,384 - Uh, I'm pretty sure he said he was praying, 370 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,553 but that was like an hour ago. 371 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,637 - Fuckin' guy is praying until the job is over, man. 372 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,055 I know these ones. 373 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,100 - No, dude, I had a couple buddies that converted to Islam 374 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,019 and, like, they pray a bunch. 375 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,979 - I'm callin' him, bro. Fuck that, bro. 376 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,480 You guys wanna cheap out on work, 377 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,772 got me doin' all the work. 378 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,443 - Yo, Eric, with the fuckin' phone, man! 379 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,652 ERIC: Dawg, seriously, bro. 380 00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,863 You crazy? 381 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,488 You just throw my shit in the garbage? 382 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,367 - Dawg, we're this close to some real fuckin' money motion, bro. 383 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,326 Grand Marlow type shit. Profitable jobs. 384 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,454 But I need you to be serious. - I'm serious! 385 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,372 - You on your fuckin' phone is not being serious! 386 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,332 - This fuckin' guy's been on his phone all morning. 387 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,667 - Where'd he go? Oh, fuck. 388 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,919 Alright, yo, leave it, leave it. Don't worry about that shit. 389 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,421 - Yeah, just leave it. [kisses teeth] 390 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,132 Lucky this bag is clean, man. 391 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,632 Fuck, bro. 392 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,802 Yeah, make a real call now. 393 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,471 KAVEH: No, no, man! What are you doing? 394 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,722 Not here! - What? 395 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,766 I was told the side door. I triple-checked. 396 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,393 - Triple-check what I'm saying, man! 397 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,685 Front door! 398 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,189 - Yo! That better not be my front door you're talking about, eh? 399 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,898 DELIVERY MAN: See, that's what he said! 400 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,941 - Fuck what he say, man! This guy is uneducated! 401 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,568 - Your roommate told me the side door. 402 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,612 KAVEH: Roommate? 403 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,905 Roommate?! I don't have roommate! 404 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,240 I am professional, man! I am working! 405 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,451 - Are you serious? - Do I look joking? 406 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,079 - Can you just shove the boxes downstairs? 407 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,080 My back can't handle moving them again. 408 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,334 - I'm gonna take the box and I'm gonna shove it in your ass! 409 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,004 Fuck your back! Move this shit back to front! 410 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,130 ZLAD: [voicemail] You've reached Zlad Johnson. 411 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,508 Leave me a message and I'll get right back to ya! 412 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,760 ERIC: Zlad, just callin' about that job offer. 413 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,930 Listen, uh, if it's still on the table, um, 414 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,348 I'm game, so gimme a call back. 415 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,268 Yeah, uh, by the way, it's Eric from Sha-scam. 416 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,478 Yep. 417 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:18,357 [ominous music] 418 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,277 - Marcus? Marcus? You see what's happening here? 419 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,323 - [sighs] Ah-ah! 420 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,325 RICARDO: Everett say you build! MARCUS: You trapped us in here! 421 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,203 CLOUDY: Yo, broski, what are you doin'? 422 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,414 TYCO: Yo, what the hell? Off de porch, bro! 423 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,832 - Yo, Tycs, chill, chill! - Yeah, my fault, my fault. 424 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,500 - Broski, move that to the side, B! 425 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,878 KAVEH: I said not till the end of the day! 426 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,129 Why you not listen? 427 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,755 - End of the day is when? It's now! 428 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,091 - 5:00 PM! It's not 5:00 PM! 429 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,508 - Check the watch. - What's it say? 430 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,553 - I never set the time. Just a fashion ting. 431 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,845 - You can't even read a watch! 432 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,096 - Who can't read? Who can't read? 433 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,098 - Fuck you! - Family! Listen! 434 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,850 Move that to the side of the building 435 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,059 or we're gonna have a problem! 436 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,271 - Yo, jump off de whip wit your cheeks, bro. 437 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,731 You're gonna leave a cheek gap! 438 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,274 - Yeah! - Yo! 439 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,110 CLOUDY: You're gonna get a one-star review, eh? 440 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,029 - Yeah. Yeah! - A one-star review! 441 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,572 - In your likkle tight shorts, bro. 442 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,742 [talking over each other] 443 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,076 - Man's dressing like he's Curious George. 444 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,953 [both screaming with laughter] 445 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,748 MARCUS: Ricky, I need you to focus. 446 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,373 - Uh, I'm sorry for rushing, but I think 447 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,083 I'm gonna shit my slushies, man. 448 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,710 [stomach rumbling] 449 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,254 - Hey, shit in your slushie pant? - Yeah. 450 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,548 - Ricky, Ricky, I need you to detach the corner. 451 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,840 - Marcus, it's coming, man. 452 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,302 - If the boss sees this, I'm going to shit in my pant! 453 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,845 - Help me, please! I'm shitting my pants! 454 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:29,888 MARCUS: Ricky! Ricky! 455 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,682 Ah-- Ricky! Ah-ah! Ricky! Ricky! 456 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,558 Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! 457 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,726 - Sorry, Marcus! 458 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,353 - [loud farting] - Ah... ah-hah... 459 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,231 - [loud bangs] - [Ricky groaning] 460 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,901 I'm sorry, Marcus! I'll help you with that after, okay? 461 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,318 I need to shit! 462 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,820 - [no accent] What the actual fuckin' fuck ? 463 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,282 [walls crash down] 464 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,659 - Marcus? 465 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,620 - [laughs nervously] 466 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,914 - You just lose your accent? 467 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,581 - Ah-hah? 468 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,792 - I thought I just heard you-- 469 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,167 - [in Nigerian accent] No, boss. Mm-mm. 470 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,252 - I thought I just heard-- - Doug, boss. 471 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,629 Doug, Doug. - Doug's downstairs. 472 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,923 And what about these panels? Why the panels still down? 473 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,549 - [drill whirring] - Sorry, boss. 474 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,717 I did not notice, so... 475 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,969 - Come on, get it together, bro. 476 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,597 Where's Michael? Where's your nephew? 477 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,975 And what about his relationship? You think it's in a good place? 478 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,895 - [scoffs] Ha! - Fuck. 479 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,856 - [laughs nervously] - Alright. 480 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,400 EVERETT: Call Michael. 481 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,653 [toilet flushes] 482 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:33,326 [Muzak playing in background] 483 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,541 - Tough guy. 484 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,504 [door creaking] 485 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:57,975 [lighter flicks] 486 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,187 [Muzak continues] 487 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,277 [fire alarm blaring] 488 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,573 PAT: God, if I had a dime for every bathroom smoking party 489 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,824 I broke up-- - Hey, Pat? 490 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,575 EVERETT: No, no, no, Doug. Doug... 491 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,911 - At my last moving company, there was this guy 492 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,788 that was smokin' heroin in one of the back 493 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:19,872 of the movers' trucks-- - Shh! 494 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,206 Not in front of the client, Doug. 495 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,251 - No, it was right there in front of the client. 496 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,626 - Alright, Ricky's-- sorry-- 497 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,670 - You know, I'm having second thoughts about callin' you guys. 498 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,590 - We're gonna tear it up once we get back-- 499 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,674 MARCUS: Don't! Don't! [breathing heavily] 500 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,926 Don't... worry... I'm... 501 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,635 here! 502 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,265 I had to finish the rest of the cubicles by myself. 503 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,183 - EVERETT: Yo, yo, yo. - Myself! 504 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,602 Myself ! - You're good, you're good. 505 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,980 - Wow, if I had a penny for every time a worker put us first, 506 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,982 I would have one penny. 507 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,442 EVERETT: Exactly, that's the Shazam way. 508 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,402 Even in a fire, it's all about customer satisfaction. 509 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,236 - I think maybe you're just being selfish. 510 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,614 Why are you doin' like...? Please! 511 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,449 - Yeah, you know he's still on the phone, right? 512 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,241 - If dat's what you want to do, divorce me! 513 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,452 Send me back to Nigeria! 514 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,286 EVERETT: Okay, Pat, I gotta go back to HQ, 515 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,997 but you're in good hands with these guys. 516 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,081 Hassan, supervise this, 'aight? 517 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,707 - Yeah, I'ma sleeper-vise. Supervise. 518 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,708 - There it is, there it is. 519 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419 Michael, man, come on. Come on, let's go. 520 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,129 MICHAEL: She wants to send me to Nigeria! 521 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,798 - Don't talk like that. No, no, no, no, no. 522 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,715 You're stayin' in Canada. You're not goin' to Nigeria. 523 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,884 I'll talk to her. I'll talk to her. Come on. 524 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,345 Yo, hello? [Michael sobbing] 525 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,097 EVERETT: So, Michael, man. Talk to me, man. 526 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,598 What's goin' on with you and the lady? 527 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,100 All this screamin' and shit at work? 528 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,142 What's up wit dat? 529 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,436 - [sighs] - [sentimental music] 530 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,229 - I thought I was hearin' wedding bells. 531 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,148 "I'm goin' to marry my lolo, papers, dis, dat." 532 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,982 What 'bout dat? 533 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,318 - Boss, we are... we are takin' a break. 534 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,821 - A break? 535 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,531 Fuck the break! 536 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,907 A break is childish! You're a grown man! 537 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,284 - Suzanne thinks I work too much. 538 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,869 - You work too much? [laughs] 539 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,329 You're barely part time. 540 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,456 Look, man, maybe she has a point, though, right? 541 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,127 There's more to life than just work, work, work. 542 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,086 Money, money, money. 543 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,546 For the right woman, Sally and shit... 544 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,508 - Suzanne, Suzanne. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 545 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,884 Sometimes I think she only wants a ring. 546 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,803 - A lifetime commitment is the least you could do. 547 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,680 You know, you gotta be generous with your love. 548 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,349 MR. SAUNDERS: [echoey voice] Generous with your love... 549 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,058 - Look, as your boss, I'ma let you know, 550 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,268 you gotta step it up. 551 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,646 You gotta man up and go for the things that you want. 552 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,523 MICHAEL: Fuck de break, boss. No more break again. 553 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,733 - Yes, yeah! - No more break. 554 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,566 Fuck de break. 555 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,026 - Fuck de break. Fuck the brakes! 556 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,487 - [cars honking] - [tires squealing] 557 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,113 - My fault, my fault! I shoulda braked. 558 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,657 I shoulda braked. I shoulda braked. 559 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,659 Look, man, stop wastin' time, 'cause it could be over 560 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,161 just like that. You saw that shit? 561 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,954 Could have been dead. 562 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,666 You need-- I need this. You need this. You need this. 563 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,708 You need this! 564 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,793 - Yes, boss, I will-- I will fix the problem, 565 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,172 and I will ask her to marry me. - Yes. Yes! 566 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,089 - Suzanne, will you marry me? - Yeah. Yes! 567 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,132 - That's good? 568 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,384 - That's what we're talkin' about, man! 569 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,428 Yeah, permanent residence, my lolo! 570 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:41,221 Boss, you know sometimes, sometimes-- ah! 571 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,600 I think God put you in my life for a reason. 572 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,517 God is good. 573 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,353 - Yeah, you're absolutely right, man. 574 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:49,064 I did almost murder us back there just now, but... 575 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,482 we're all good, man. We're here. 576 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,108 - Yeah. 577 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,443 - Where you live again? 578 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,906 - Have a good trip! - Alright. You're done. 579 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,573 - Stay safe. 580 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,950 - [straining] Oh my God... - Stay true. 581 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,161 - I can't fuckin' do this anymore. 582 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,829 - [door opens] - EVERETT: Sea breezy! 583 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,581 Let's pull the trigger on Michael's grant application. 584 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,249 Hey, I bought a modular air fryer; 585 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,251 it's been fuckin' three weeks. 586 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,295 Can you guys step on it? 587 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,671 CARLA: Oh, wait-- Michael's good for it? 588 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,423 - Yeah, he's all good. I talked to him. 589 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,049 He's getting' married. It's all good. It's official. 590 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,051 We're fuckin' rippin'. 591 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,260 - Okay... - Yes! Woo! 592 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,178 - Well, if there's any doubt, any doubt at all... 593 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,097 - Yeah, yeah, no doubt. - [door slams] 594 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,849 - Got another sweetie who's gonna be 595 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,309 a permanent resident soon. 596 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:33,775 - [drilling in basement] - [floor squeaking] 597 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,403 - Hey, Kaveh! 598 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,114 Man's dropped the last box! 599 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,406 - Yeah, okay! 600 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,116 Bring it! I'm ready! 601 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,827 - Not even! You move dat! 602 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,912 KAVEH: You bring it, man! You fuckin'-- I'm working! 603 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,122 - What's goin' on with this guy? 604 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,790 - Yeah! What you guys dealin' with? 605 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,626 - What's the deal with all these boxes, bro? 606 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,377 What the fuck is this? Why you laughin'? 607 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,380 - Welcome home, cuz! Whaddya sayin'? 608 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,047 - Why you laughin'? - Ricky, you're blessed? 609 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,299 - Yeah. - Don't worry about dis. 610 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,466 Yo, don't worry about de boxes. 611 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,218 Eh, don't watch dat too tough. 612 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,302 They'll be downstairs just now, see? 613 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,762 - Why dey upstairs just now? 614 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,598 - Dey be downstairs just now, broski. 615 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,768 - Everett, you ordering something or... 616 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,478 - No, but I guess this is a fuckin' post office, huh? 617 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,356 - The floor looking like really... lower, a little bit? 618 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,483 - [door slams] - [floor creaking] 619 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,026 - You see that, right? - It's creakin'. 620 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,486 - Yeah, yeah. - What's all this? 621 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,238 - [loud crash] - [Kaveh screams] 622 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,283 [ominous music] 623 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:26,160 [Kaveh coughing] 624 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,912 - Is this the beam from the basement? 625 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:28,997 - Yes. 626 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:31,916 - Slight miscalculation. 627 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,461 [can rolling and clanging] 628 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:38,631 ? 629 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,843 ? 630 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,762 CHRISSS: [voice] Yo, dawg! 631 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,888 Look what me Canadian girl sent fuh me! 632 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,140 Backside, yout'! 633 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,560 Bumbaclaat! What's dat? 634 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,312 Look 'pon de fruit ting. 635 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,188 Oh, de Krispies, dem 'a rice! 636 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,814 Look 'pon de chips! 637 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,651 'Pon de KD, yout'! 638 00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:59,319 Yes! 639 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,280 A likkle cleaner. Me can clean de toilet. 640 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,365 Bumbaclaat. Buncha Pringle dem. 641 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,368 You know, we no mingle dem. 642 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,162 Boy, buncha May West. 643 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,788 Yes! 644 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,664 Fluff. 645 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,875 You know me love me gyal den. Fluff. 646 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,460 Bloodclaat! 647 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,879 Bumbaclaat! What's dat? 648 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,089 Yooo! 649 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:23,689 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48317

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