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nice?
It's
is life boring, dull, gray.
But now every day so small.
Have you simply seen it all?
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Brace your breeches for Mademoiselle Miranda Cassandra.
She sees your future.
I see heart disease, stroke, kidney failure.
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They walk over burning broken glass.
Oh, cruel, cruel nature.
Come closer if you can stand it.
Just six foot a stair.
But try not to be sick on my shoes.
I'm stuck.
My contact lens.
Oh, you're only three months wages.
I'm a failure.
I'm broke.
A lifelong career in the scaring people.
Business ends here.
Why can't I have a hit? Not scary enough.
People around here are already frightened of something much scarier.
Scarier? What could possibly be scarier?
Castle Grotesque.
No human has ever set foot there, for none would return alive.
They say there's monsters in there.
Arabella, come inside right now.
Oh, man.
Live,
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Just need another moment here.
Initiate the sequence.
I mean the toms.
No, no, the electros.
You'll overload the system.
And now engage the animator.
Rusted.
The animator.
It's going to explode.
Ooh, it's going to explode.
Sam.
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Welcome to Kazukwa Ski.
Almost Life.
In Castle Grosses School.
An introduction.
You are a monster.
You want to be monstrous.
It's in your nature.
But monstrousness is dangerous.
Monstrousness makes noise.
Monstrousness attracts attention.
Although the castle is a town, no monster has ever set foot there, for none
would return alive and no one.
Townsfolk hate monsters too much.
Monstrousness. And the townsfolk will form an angry mob, storm the castle
and burn it to the ground.
Any monstrousness, be it just the smallest howl, will mean angry mobs,
castle storming and burning to the ground.
You horror monster.
You want to be monstrous? Don't stay hidden, stay quiet, stay safe.
Feel like any more monster rampages? No.
Are you an angry mom? Are you going to burn me some ground?
No. Phew.
That was close.
This way.
Whoa. Is this a castle? Oh, I've never been in a castle.
To be honest, I can't remember having been anywhere.
That's normal when you're working to almost life.
I'll show you around.
Oh, yes.
A tour of the castle.
I love tours almost as much as I love castles.
At least I think I do.
We live in a castle.
We live in a castle.
We? Me and you.
We both live in a castle.
We live in a castle.
We're very big castle.
You're my bestest, best friend ever.
I knew that as soon as you said you weren't going to burn me to the ground.
Which is really weird because I don't even know your name.
Stitch Head.
And if you don't tell me, I'm going to have to call you Stitch Head or
something. Stitch Head.
Come to think of it, I don't even know my own name.
Stitch Head.
No. It'll be very confusing if we're both called Stitch Head.
My name is Stitch Head.
I knew you'd like it.
Pleased to meet you, Stitch Head.
My name is.
Oh. Gordon Graham Gavin Gary Gaza.
Gonzo Garfield.
Galahad Gwyneth.
Master Dungeon with onsweak.
The train.
This is where you sleep.
We're going to be eaten.
I don't want to be eaten.
I'm only
23 minutes old.
This is Creature.
Creature. Oh, Creature.
Creature. These are the monsters.
Oi. So, not an angry mob?
No, not an angry mom.
Righto. Bedtime, everyone.
The sun will be up soon.
Story.
And so, by staying quiet and out of sight, the monsters were safe.
And the angry mob never came to burn their castle to the ground.
And that's how they almost lived happily ever after.
Sleep tight,
Stitch Head.
Yes. Where do I come from? Are there mummy monsters and daddy monsters? And
are they?
You don't believe that, do you? I guess you're old enough to know.
48 minutes.
Well, what's the first thing you remember? So long ago? A laboratory A mad
laboratory. Oh, the maddest mad laboratory I've ever seen, I think.
And who was in it? You.
Apart from me.
A mad professor.
The mad professor.
He made you.
He awoke you to almost life.
You and all the other monsters here.
All of them? Even you? I? I was the Professor's very first creation.
Wow. The very first.
Hey, I bet the professor totally loves you.
Well, actually the professor, he's very busy with all his patents pending
and so on.
I'm not even sure he knows who I am, but.
But that's sad.
I feel sad.
It doesn't feel nice.
Okay.
Good night, Professor.
What if the knees were connected to the ears? Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Approach this.
A bit of an angle.
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
It's not a problem.
It's Sam
Bong. What's that? Sidhead.
It's coming from the great door.
There's someone there.
Someone outside.
Oh, that's nice.
No it's not.
No one ever comes, ever.
Not in any of our almost lives.
It's here.
What? I'm angry.
Just everyone stay calm.
No noise, remember? Oh, right.
My bad.
And good morning to you.
Follow that big finder at your service with my traveling carnival of
unnatural wonders of which you have undoubtedly heard.
Never has a sight more terrifying been seen by a human eye.
No visitors? Oh, now I know people could be cruel.
There's even folks down in Carcass Munchkin says there's a monster in this
here castle.
But as I always say, one person's monster is another's poor misunderstood
creature. Cursed by cruel fate to look just a teeny weeny bit.
Oh,
a fuck Person's hideous disfigurement is another man's business opportunity.
And so I was wondering whether we could have a chat about careers in the
entertainment industry.
It hurts.
It's coming.
It's never gonna work.
Please hurry up, my cry.
Quiet.
Towards the wall.
Oh, there you are, my dear.
Other way, other way.
Lovely day.
Fred, no.
Don't let what happens
Coming. I say, wouldn't mind giving me a bit of a hand, would you?
Sorry, visitors please Excuse me, It's me, not you.
Speak it your way.
So
no visitors.
But my dear boy, your hideous.
They love you.
Love who? I told you so.
I'm fine.
Oh,
and was I an angry mob? Did they want to burn down the castle? Are we all
gonna die? No, no, they love me, I mean.
Just go back to bed.
There's something I need to check.
It's
you. Did it oh, wait till the professor finds out.
He's gonna really love you.
Now, if you shall be my greatest creation.
He's busy.
So what? You saved the castle.
He won't pay attention.
I've got a plan.
Don't worry.
I've put all my brain power into it.
I call it
Transform. A simple speller.
Professor. It's Bitten Electro Creation.
He loves you.
Initiate the secret.
And now engage the enemy.
Just talk to him,
Professor. Oh, my goodness.
You. There was a man at the gate.
And. And he wanted me to join the circus.
And he said people would love me.
He said people would love me.
But I said no.
And I made him go away because you need me here, right? But I had no idea.
I never imagined.
You shall be my greatest creation ever.
And I really mean it this time.
Oh, you are a beauty, aren't you,
Lieutenant? The monster.
That's what usually happens.
Someone has to stop him before he destroys the whole culture.
I'd better show you how then.
Me.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Welcome to Almost Life.
Registered trademark.
Patents pending.
You may be feeling.
You make me feeling.
Oh. Disorientation.
Restless leg.
Camera Dizziness.
Ow. Headaches.
Monster wash.
The controls are pretty obvious.
They
make sure they see the film.
And don't forget to rewind.
You are a monster.
You want to be monsters?
Makes noise.
Monsters.
I'm here.
This way.
I want to come with you.
Come on board, my boy.
Take my hand.
Up, baby, up.
So predictable.
Oh, they're drunk.
Well done.
I'm giving her all she's got.
You have to let go.
No. It.
Fistfight time.
The sun is coming up.
Misty Kid is there.
We don't know what to do.
And so, by staying quiet and out of sight, the monsters were safe.
But then Stitch Head left for the town.
So now it's only a matter of time before the angry mob comes to burn their
castle to the ground.
And then they won't almost live happily ever after ever again.
Sorry. So are we just meant to huddle here, clutching each other in pure
terror? Um, yeah.
Good plan.
Don't let anybody see him.
We'll have none of that.
But they came from the castle.
And they've got someone with them.
Nothing good can come from the castle.
It's full of monsters.
Oh, give me those.
Maybe they're friendly.
Oh, that's what they want you to think.
They want you to lower your guard for just one minute and then, boom.
They'll be in your brain.
All for your own protection.
But they think it's Bernares.
You see.
Show business, my boy.
Don't worry.
They'll love you.
Good sir, do not care to see something horrific? Something to steal your
sanity and your bladder control? Fair lady, how does profit share actually
work? We'll never make it back.
It doesn't count if you.
You predict things that are obvious.
Would you not care to blight your lovely eyes forever with one brief glimpse
of a thing most horrid and foul? All my savings went into that balloon.
All our savings.
They'll make it cheaper just for you.
Sixpence. Get off me, Tuppets.
All right, a penny.
That's my final offer.
The boy shouldoy.
Why? Why? Because it's from the castle.
The castle? The head.
Castle. Castle and Rottescue?
The very same.
I can't sleep.
I'm scared.
Do the vital.
It is on.
You've got your eyes shut.
Where's Stitch Head?
This is all my fault.
I did the dingle dangle and that's why Stitch had left.
So I must go down to the town and rescue him.
But that sounds more the angry knob.
Aren't you scared? No.
Well, yes.
But Stitch Head is my bestest, best friend ever.
And rescuing is what best friends do.
Right, show time.
But I look ready to go.
Where's the show? They'll scream and that's the idea the artist holds a
mirror up to beauty Someone's going to get impatient out here the public
doesn't even stop to glance have you got a monster again or not? But show
them something frightful the reaction seems quite delightful they'll be
queuing for an unful and they'll scream
make em scream, make em scream Nothing quite delivers like the good old
fashioned shivers make em scream, make em scream if you want them all to
love you make em scream, make em scream, make em scream, make em choke, make
em gag and successes in the bag there's nothing quite as gorgeous as an
audience that's nauseous if you want them all to love you make em scream
Wake Duh.
Primitive responses from ye.
Damn it.
Their unconscious outmates sicken the disgusting version out of Bella
Justin. Click on their Taboo Central Fake the evening news credible Use a
million views and make a scream make him scream, make him scream Give them
tear, give them hotter Give them, make them, make them spook if you can't to
make a puke if you want them all to love you
Make a scream,
make them scream.
Is that all part of the show? Oh, don't be ridiculous.
We're just warming up.
But what am I meant to do wrong? Do a handstand Bathe your arms.
Throw the back of the front.
Oh. Wave your legs.
And then do another handstand.
Let your eyes reflect the sheer futility of mortal existence.
Nothing. Just be yourself.
Get in here.
Prepare for the worst.
The ghastly.
The grotesque.
The ghoul of Grotesque.
Ladies. We've got a winner.
Get more poros.
But what will you do if a human sees you? Run away.
Dig a hole? Cut into a ball? Yes.
No. I have a plan.
Not to be noticed in the first place.
I will flip cat like from one shadow to the next.
Invisible. Silent.
Unsee. He's my hero.
You ready for the equipment? Ready.
Wait. Pushback.
Camouflage.
Any last words?
I will return with stitchead or I will not return at all.
Sorry, what? I will return with stitch head or I will not return at all.
No, sorry, not quite catching that.
I will return with.
Just open the gate, Steve.
So brave.
Very brave.
Very, very brave.
It's toast.
Yeah, it doesn't stand a chance.
Is it okay if we shut the gate now before an angry mom comes?
Please? Arabella, you are not seeing that.
Oh, yeah.
The ghoul of Grotesque.
A shilling ticket, please.
Enjoy the show.
Next, please.
Excuse me.
Ticket cube.
I'm a Bella.
Next, please.
Ticket. The gold.
Please,
please, please.
Arabella.
Next.
Excuse me.
Next. You can't frighten me.
Nothing frightens me.
No, sir.
Of course not, sir.
High five.
Don't forget to leave a Romeo.
Oh, you beast.
Next. Next.
That's it.
Last one.
Stitchead. Coming out.
Blood. They love you.
Just like I said.
We've got a hit.
Are you a star? Want to work out sometime? No.
It's working out with me.
Arabella. No going out.
The monster's frightful.
I'll tell you frightful.
Sam.
It's okay.
Quiet.
Occupied. Go away.
Are you ready for monsters?
I let myself in.
That's not weird, is it? Lolly.
I licked it.
That is weird.
Shh. Keep quiet or we're both completely dead.
Unless you're dead already, I suppose.
Cause ghoul of grotesque makes you sound like a ghost.
But you don't look like a ghost at all.
What's your real name?
Or do they just call you something? Like Stittead? How did you know? So
obvious. Arabella, are you okay? Don't be scared.
Aren't you scared? Of course not.
Being scared is stupid.
Then why are you here? I have questions.
Your name.
We did that.
How old are you? Who created you? Why have you come from the castle? And
don't you miss the other monsters? How do you know about.
I Mean what other monsters? And how do you know about them? If they exist,
which they don't.
Rise inside, my boy.
We're going to make it bigger, better, Scarier.
Than what? What's
no piggy without paying.
That's a shilling.
Now keep the change.
Yeah, right.
That's it.
Wait. You haven't screamed.
Ah. Freak.
Jaslene. Private.
So, our next show.
A spectacular to set the world alight.
And what will you do? Just be myself.
What? The same thing as the last show.
I thought they loved me.
They did.
Loved. Loved.
Past tense.
Just because they loved you yesterday, doesn't mean that they'll love you
again tomorrow.
Just like that.
Love has to be earned.
How? You have to give them more.
Are you ready for monsters? For a freakish romance Are you ready for
monsters? But you might pull your pants.
Are you ready for monsters?
Prepare to be terrified by the ghoul of grotesque.
But you can call him Sticks Head.
See your brain blows up when you see me close up.
Duck your kids inside.
This is for the grownups.
I'm so killer.
I'm so creepy.
Turn you paler than Texie don't you know? They call me Stitch cuz I scare
myself to piss.
When I say Stitch, you say Head.
Stitch. Stitch.
When I say Stitch, you say Head.
Stitch. Stitch In a bunny's locks instead Stitch.
Stitches are hanging wild braids Stitch Always check the ninja bed it's
stitching more sizzly.
A towel cover, sneak a peel but not for too long.
I'm too hungry for monsters.
Table for one? Get ready to three.
Are you ready for monsters? Stitch Head T shirts, posters, signed postcards,
mugs, luxboxes and commemorative Stitch Head tea towels are available here.
All at a very reasonable price.
Marvelous. Five point.
Marvelous. Carry on like this and one day all this will be yours.
What? Astor, you're not selling me again.
Three for the price of two of yonder pajamas that you pee Brain.
Stay. Change.
And now my boy.
Look at that.
Ta da.
Juicy. Yours.
Oh, yours.
Well, technically it's higher purchase.
But
nothing is too good for my Stitch Head.
That's what I say.
But stay away from the windows.
No pictures unless they're paying, right? Right.
And remember, no visitors.
Course not.
Enjoy.
What do I always say? We get back next week.
No. Keep your eyes peeled.
In or out.
Without my Sato.
No, no, no, no.
Profit share means who pays for the merge? Do you think I get 10,000 stitch
head pajama sets for free? I have OEDs.
You even know what OEDs are? So, did you like the show they loved me.
Right. You think
you're hurt?
Wants a stitch head bottle opener.
Who needs a stitch head bottle opener? I know, but they're buying them just
because they have my face on.
If that's not love, what is? I don't know.
Something like rescue.
Ha. Thank goodness you're alone.
Humans. What was that? Like I said, an overhead.
That's worth a tenner at least.
Boy. Quick, hide.
What about your friend in here? Seriously, what's wrong with it? Is somebody
there? No.
Laser, it's just me.
Do I need to be more frightening? Watch out.
Humans everywhere.
What was that? Nothing.
Pleased to meet you, human.
No. No one in here.
Oops. Break it down, boys.
What was that noise? Oh, just working on my monstrousness.
Any good? Yes.
No. Very good.
Good night.
No visitors.
I wouldn't dream of it.
Hey, nice carpet.
The human touched me.
So, what's the plan? You want fame, fortune, girlfriends? Then guard that
caravan.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
What are you doing? Quick now.
Push her out the door.
What? No.
The monsters.
Sam.
Yeah.
Oh.
Stay dignified.
We could be poor, but happy.
We love the caravan.
Watch out.
Careful, she's dangerous.
Any minute she'll form an angry mob.
It isn't true.
I got it wrong.
Humans don't form angry mobs.
Humans love me.
But I've come to rescue you.
I know, and thank you,
but I don't want to be rescued.
But what about all the monsters? Don't you think it's time they learned to
look after themselves? And what about me? You love castles, remember?
Goodbye.
Could you take me back to the circus, please?
No following.
Goodbye, bestest best friend.
Love you.
I love your work so much.
Come with me.
There's something you need to see on my face.
Arabella. Who is she? Dying in? Thou const us on the streets.
You know what I told you? If he sees you, he'll eat you.
Right. I'm off to get an autograph.
How did you.
Obviously count.
And I peek.
It's completely not allowed.
Are they any good? Well, Ermentrude's only got six legs and Shelly's more
orange than brown.
But yes, they're good.
Very good.
And who's that, then? Well, that's just a creature came to rescue you.
He thinks he's my bestest best friend ever.
And is he? He doesn't understand.
People love me, baby.
Looks like it to me.
Gotti, the talent.
Always the same.
However good the trailer is, it's never enough.
Fine. Trash the trailer.
Go it on your own.
Have your solo Career? You think you'd do it better without me? Well, just
you went and saved.
I made you, I took you in.
I treated you like my own child.
And this is how you take me?
He could come to me unbended knee.
I wouldn't take him back in a thousand years.
You've come back.
And you'll play the next show.
The most mind blowing, stomach churning, trouser messing show on Alice.
Yes, I'm going to be real.
I'll make you famous like you never believe before an audience of thousands.
A show that redefines the limits of the monstrous, the bizarre and the
grotesque. Tonight, rubbers dug in.
Tomorrow, the capitals of the world, playing for the great and the good, for
kings and queens, for adoring millions.
They are going to love you.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show that will braze your brain, gut
your stomach and bast your bladder.
Are you ready to confront your deepest fears? Ready to plunge into the black
abyss of horror that is the unknown.
Are you ready for monsters? Then behold a dramatic reconstruction in
painstaking historic detail.
The capture of the gore of grotesque.
You
behold above the castle grim, and there behind its windows dim their larks
and howls in primitive sin.
The gruesome ghoul of Gr.
See his mouth besmirched with blood.
The remains, no doubt, of children good who simply had not understood.
In Gratiscu.
Do not set foot.
It's not a friendly neighborhood.
But lo, here comes a hero.
Brave, full, but free finder.
Here to save this wretched beast from the living grave.
At peace.
The Castle Grottusque.
Never. Never.
But Fullbert, hero, unafraid, knows this savage must be saved.
Put on display, put on the stage, not rot in castle Grotesque.
Oh, he's so dreamy.
He takes his lasso, throws it long, snares the ghoul, but forces strong hold
back the beast.
It. It's all gone wrong.
Anna, chain hands.
Now. The beast resists, the beast fights back.
And one by one, his stitches stack.
Help you say? No.
No, I will not go.
No, no.
Don't you think we should know? He's fine.
Oh, God.
Hold on, lad.
They're loving it.
Jump, baby.
After a brief interval in which you are welcome to purchase our attractively
priced refreshments in the foyer, you shall witness how I fall back.
Rick, Finder sew stitch head back together, but fast.
Prepare for churned stomachs, exploded minds and wiggled seats as stitch
head stitches are torn apart.
No.
Creature.
New time.
Arabella, you know that thing? Yes.
He is a creature of Gottescue.
And he stitches breasts as his friend.
And he's come to rescue him and take him back to Guttescue, where he and all
the other monsters are safe.
Other monsters? Yes.
They've all been awoken to all almost liked by the mad professor.
But they all live peacefully in the castle and there's nothing you can do
about it.
Forget about all that.
We've just landed the jackpot.
What about Arabella? She's a human.
What does she need to be afraid of? The castle's that way.
But you don't want to go back to the castle.
The monsters have to look after themselves.
I think I changed my mind.
You did.
On violence.
This does feel better.
You are afraid.
Deeply afraid.
I am.
But the time has come to throw off your fear.
Too long have you been intimidated.
Too long have you trembled in terror.
Too long have you lived in the shadow of monstrosity.
But now the abominations of Grottusque have gone too far.
They have crossed the line.
They have kidnapped a little girl,
Arabella.
But there is still a chance that she still lives up there in castle.
Grotesque people of whatever this place is called.
The time has come.
The time to form an angry mob.
Off you go, then.
You are me.
You are evil.
And you are very inconvenient.
Back in the sack, boys.
Isn't he sweet? Off.
Oh, don't be such moaning minis.
The castle is full of monsters.
And you know what monsters mean.
Oh, Money, you morons.
Monsters mean money.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
These woods are very dark.
This creature.
And he has got Stitch Head.
He has rescued Stitch Head.
Open the gate.
We made it.
You did it.
You did it.
And you didn't die.
Whoa.
I'm sorry.
I should never have left the castle.
Why did you go, Stitch Head? I just wanted to be loved.
But we love you.
We always loved you.
With a Buddha jopping? Exactly.
You're my bestest best friend, remember?
So cute.
I don't want to interrupt if you're having a moment here, but
run away.
Run away? Really? Run away.
We are monsters.
And if I learn anything down in that town, it's that people are afraid of
monsters. Don't you mean that the other way around? No.
If humans were afraid of me, how are they going to react to Alice?
Well, I find that rather insensitive.
This is no time for hurt feelings.
This is time to let out your monstrousness.
What monstrousness? You are monsters.
You want to be monstrous.
It's in your nature.
Just be whoever you'd be if you weren't Afraid? Go.
But Stitching.
We are afraid.
Sam.
Oh, I love me when I'm angry.
We got you now.
It.
Let's finish this
system.
It's monster time.
Sa.
Can we just go back to the old show? Never.
You losers.
Sack. Of course.
You're never gonna catch monsters like that.
I don't need monsters.
Just like I don't need you.
All I need is the monster maker.
Huh? Oh, don't be such a baby.
Ah. Wait.
Or I use a ro.
Wait a minute.
I thought you'd been kidnapped by this lot.
By the monsters.
We can explain.
Can we?
You will be my greatest creation ever.
What on earth are you doing? You can't walk into a.
Oh. Professor Fullbert.
Freak Finder.
Your greatest fan and your new employer.
Not so fast.
Free Play Finder.
You people that you've got talents to come with me.
Never.
The professor never left you.
Oh, you never would have left the castle, would you? No.
He's g.
Away. Go Harder.
Hold up.
Think what you're giving up, Stitch Head.
A new month day each week to do with as we please.
Harder. With stitches.
Your stitches.
Audiences will love us.
That's not love.
Then what is?
Carnival.
Oh. So you see, I wasn't kidnapped by the monsters.
I was kidnapped by the freak.
Yeah. How bad.
I feel very awkward.
So what are you going to do now? Run away? Hide.
Blame somebody else? No.
You are going to say sorry.
No. Oh, right.
Sorry about the whole angry mope thing.
That's fine.
Don't mention it.
Everyone makes mistakes.
And shake hands
like you mean it.
So where did that freak Finder get to then?
I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing
for so long I'm out of love what am I without you? I carry too late.
I know.
I was so lovely I was love I'm so lost without you I know you were right
believing so
what am I without I?
Fair enough.
You will always be my bestest best friend.
Stitchet. Stitch Head.
Stitch Head.
Yes. Yes.
I called you Stitch Head.
And you called me Tiny.
Jeff.
Mary. Shirley.
Arnie. Woodlouse.
Woodlouse. Big Bat.
Skater Dog.
Frank. Rhino.
Dino. Octa.
Chicken. Oh, and Steve.
Hello.
And this is Creature.
You made us.
I? I did.
And I made Stitch Head.
Look at the state of him.
This won't do at all.
Pass me needle and thread.
I'll need the number five.
And hurry up.
We haven't got all day.
You were my very first creation.
Did you hear that, Stitchet? He said you.
I know.
And you are my bestest best friend ever.
Are you ready for monster? Monsters? Are you ready for monsters?
Are you ready for monsters?
Are you ready for monsters? We can show you the move we can show you the
move Are you ready for monsters? You
I guess you're selling cocoa
who's bigger than a range ro we ain't got right now Imma tell you right now
if you got a tough rash or you got a mustache Everyone's a monster
Are you ready? Ready for monsters? We can show you the Are you ready for
monsters?
Sam
Sa.
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