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Good morning, patrol!
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Good morning, Skipper!
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Welcome to day one, activity A,
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and A is for archery!
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- Yes! - OK.
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We'll all get a chance to shoot at the target
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but, before we do,
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I just need to run through some do's and do nots.
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There you go, Frank, pass that down.
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Alexander, you take the bow.
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Pass it down, get used to the feel of it.
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It may surprise some of you to know that most accidents happen
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after the arrows have hit the target.
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Boys run down the range and can easily trip up,
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so safety rule number one is no...
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I...
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That's gone through, that. Clean through.
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I'm panicking. Right.
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Who can drive?
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We might need one of you to drive.
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No, that's a silly idea.
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Don't look at me, kids. Make a path!
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You don't want to see this in your dreams.
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Someone call Carol, please!
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You've got to go to the New Forest next week. That's out.
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Oh, it's cold, innit?
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That's better.
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Michael.
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Michael...
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Mike!
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Morning, handsome.
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Listen...
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I can't hear anything.
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Exactly.
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The builders haven't arrived yet.
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That pigeon isn't in here.
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We're all alone.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Are you sure we're alone?
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Mike, there are no ghosts in here.
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It's freaking me out that you can see them...
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Mike, Mike, Mike... We are alone.
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Get out!
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- There's one in here now, isn't there? - Yeah, just...
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Are we ever alone?
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Castle Man, he go de-da-ka, de-da-ka!
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You go.
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Interesting.
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Funny hat dude, he...
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What's all this commotion?
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Unacceptable!
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Emergency meeting!
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Now, it's clear that this new enemy, these builders,
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are deep in our territory.
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It's an occupation.
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We shall fight on the beaches.
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- We shall fight..... - On the landing?
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Yes, all right. Don't be glib.
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But how do we fight?
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We have no rocks, no sticks, no bears.
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Bears?
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Oh, yes, very good, Thomas. We'll just sigh at them.
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You don't understand, do you?
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Almost certainly not.
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She does not comprehend the profundity of my feelings for her.
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Thomas in big love with Kim Wilde.
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Kim Wi...? Alison?
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He's got the hots for Alison!
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Oh, it's far more complicated than that, damn your eyes!
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I am attempting to compose a poem
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of such intricate beauty to reflect the way I feel.
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I cannot be expected to plot with you halfwits
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and work on my art!
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You can't just appear like that, not when we're in bed.
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- Were you and Mike making a baby? - Er, what? No! No.
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I mean, I was hoping we'd get in a bit of practice, but...
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- Practice? - You know, getting jiggy with it.
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- How's-your-father? - He's dead, I think.
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You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
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I thought babies were made when you pressed ears together.
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Oh, no! Who told you that?
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My sister. How do you make a baby?
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Well... OK. So, when a man and a woman
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love each other very, very much...
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..Or not, actually sometimes that can be more fun.
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- Alison! - You'll have to ask one of the others. I've got to go.
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Hi, Terry. You all right, mate?
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There you are. Jolly good. Now, look here.
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I mean, I thought the Blitz was bad,
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but your builders make the Luftwaffe look like a youth group.
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No offence, Pat. We know your lot were capable of killing.
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Please, not now!
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- Oh. Sorry. I'll... - No, not you, Terry.
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I was just talking to...Mike.
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Not now, Mike!
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What?
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Right.
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Yes, Terry. How are you? How's it going?
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Yeah, good, good. We've finally managed
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to make the roof watertight in the, erm...
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..The back bit.
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The east wing!
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East wing. Thank you...Terry.
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But we have found something else.
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The drainage from the east wing is cracked.
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I don't know when it was put in.
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1894.
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1894. Erm, probably, between...
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Not now, what?
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Not now!
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What's he like, Terry?
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Right. Well, it needs a lot of work
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to make sure it doesn't breach.
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I can do you a quote on top of the old one,
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which has gone up a bit, I'm afraid.
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- We don't have any more money. - Great, great!
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We'll probably just put our heads together
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and run some numbers up the flagpole
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and just see if any of that makes any sense.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Yeah, by all means.
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What are you doing? We can't just agree to more work like that.
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We're burning through money quicker than actually burning money.
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Mike, it's fine. This is all part of being project manager.
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It's a negotiation.
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You get them on side, do a bit of wheeling, dealing.
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You gotta be mates, if you want mate's rates.
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He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
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Listen, Tel, let's chat numbers later,
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and in the meantime, how about a nice cup of old Rosie Lee?
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Oh, yeah. No milk, four sugars.
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OK... Watch out!
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For the sugar, Terry! Come on, that's too many.
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- Isn't it, Mike? - Yeah.
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- Just checking that was a ghost thing, right? - Yep.
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There are ghosts in here, which is why you went weird?
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Just one there and one there.
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- Yes, we're here, we're here. - Here we are.
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- Yep. - OK.
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Pat, are you not well?
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
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It's just that tomorrow's my death day
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so, you know, I always get a bit emotional...
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How are babies made?
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Alison, my Alison.
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You are like a...
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- ..Like a... - Yeah. Sorry,
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I appreciate it's such short notice and that,
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but we've just got so much rubbish to clear up.
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I mean, loads of it. Seriously.
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Builders are awful, aren't they?
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I had a terrible time
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when I was extending the Bramptons back in '86.
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It's a modest Oxfordshire pile.
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11 bedrooms, tennis courts, wet room, blah-blah-blah-blah.
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Sounds frightfully expensive.
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Oh, no, I didn't pay for it, no. I ran it through MPs' expenses.
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The great British taxpayer covered it.
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Wonderful idiots! Now, where was I?
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Oh, yes, builders.
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Well, I mean, they're all thieves, aren't they?
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Tinkers to a man.
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All the noise, the football chat, the potty banter.
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Wait a minute, that's it!
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What's what?
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All we have to do is watch these builders closely
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until they commit some sort of misdemeanour, report it to Alison...
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And she'll send them away with a flea in their ear.
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- Yes! - Let's get organised.
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I have flea in ear.
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But you're dead.
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So is flea.
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I also have worms.
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There's two in here.
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A proper pair of oiks.
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This'll be like shooting fish in a barrel,
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which I did for real once.
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Party Conference, Bournemouth. Great fun.
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I might sneak off a bit earlier today, Wixy.
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This is going to be easy.
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Shouldn't be a problem. Where are you off to?
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I need to get back to that community project thing.
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Oh, yeah, the kids' playground at the hospital.
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Well, I mean, there's being nice, that's one thing,
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but that's just weird nice.
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All right. There's plenty more where they came from. Come along.
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Pat!
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You all right?
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Tomorrow's my death day.
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Happy...death day.
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I'm really sorry, Pat. I've actually never asked you,
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how did you die, exactly?
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Sorry, no. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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I just wanted to lighten the mood, and it hasn't worked. Sorry.
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- That must be really hard for you. - Yeah, it is, yeah.
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But on the plus side, I get to see my family, so...
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What? What?
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Yeah. Every year, they come to pay their respects.
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They'll be here tomorrow, over there.
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Yeah, it used to be a tree,
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but it blew down in the great storm of 1987.
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I mean, people say it was a storm,
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but it was a hurricane, Alison.
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Well, that'll be nice, to see your family.
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And I thought, wouldn't it be great to pass on a message to them?
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Oh, no, Pat. I don't think that's such a great idea.
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Oh, it is. I could let Carol know that I was OK.
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The whole family come! Daley, he's my son, and his girlfriend,
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they'll be there, and...and Carol's husband Morris.
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She remarried?
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It's fine.
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I'm very happy for them.
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Morris was actually my best mate,
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so it was really lovely when he married Carol.
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He was always such a support to her,
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even before I died.
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He was always round.
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He had his own set of keys.
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I remember, one Sunday, I came back from camp
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and I found all his clothes in the hallway.
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Everything, his socks, his knickers,
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they were all strewn up the stairs.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah.
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- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
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Carol!
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Anyone dead in here?
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Don't worry, it's only a matter of time.
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Builders are born to hustle.
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- It's in their DNA. - Oh, hang on a minute. Ah, there we are!
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- That's perfect. - Here he comes!
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Our work here is done.
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- Oi, Mike! - Yeah?
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What?
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- You dropped your wallet, mate. - You've got to be joking.
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- Damnation! - Tough nuts to crack, this lot.
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Reminds me of Monty in the desert in '42.
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- Oh, yeah? - Totally hemmed in.
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- Interesting. - But he persisted.
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Oh, this is happening now.
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- Where are you off to? - I'm going to the pub.
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Mike, it's barely midday.
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Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, a guy just wants to...
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You're doing a Glastonbury, aren't you?
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OK. So, I admit I have some issues.
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Mike, you left the festival to go for a poo.
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Not just the campsite, the entire festival.
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So I need poo space. It's hard enough when people are close by,
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let alone when there might be ghosts in there with me.
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You've got this covered, though, yeah?
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- Project manager? - Yeah!
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- Get us that deal! - Sure.
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They're not watching you!
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- I am! - Oh, my God! Stop sneaking up on me!
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Hello, Terry. Can I get you a tea?
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No, you're all right.
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Oh, Alison...
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My Alison...
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You are like...
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You are like a...
262
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Garrison?
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African?
264
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- I say tarragon. - Hexagon?
265
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- Algorithm? - Or hessian?
266
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Or marathon.
267
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Please, will you hush?
268
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I cannot hear myself think!
269
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You know nothing of poetry!
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Off he goes.
271
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Talisman?
272
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- That's brilliant. - I said that.
273
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- No, you didn't. - I said that five minutes ago.
274
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- No, you didn't. - I didn't hear you say that.
275
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I didn't hear it.
276
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- Well, I did. - I thought of it myself, anyway.
277
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You want to know how babies are made, Kitty?
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Well, the bees, you see,
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like men, visit the flowers.
280
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Some bees like just one type of flower,
281
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though it turns out not your flower,
282
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cos your flower just isn't good enough,
283
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so there you are, on display,
284
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waiting for the big, strong bee
285
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with his big pollen sacs underneath him,
286
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and he goes to a different flower,
287
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and sometimes, Kitty, the bee only likes other bees,
288
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,530
and you think, well, why have you chosen that bee
289
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and not my flower?
290
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But they don't care, you see?
291
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They just buzz around and ignore you!
292
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That's fascinating...
293
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:23,290
Er, look...
294
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- What's going on here? - Monkey.
295
00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,380
- Oh, no, no, I mean... - That's good fun.
296
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Oh, good Lord.
297
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,770
What's all that racket?
298
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,170
Ah, now, Fanny, I insist, you really do not want to see.
299
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,140
This really isn't something you should be looking at...
300
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,170
How on earth are they both doing that?
301
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,730
- Absolutely... - Do you know what, Fanny? I-I-I think you should go
302
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:45,370
and report this to Alison straight away.
303
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,690
Yes... Yes!
304
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,580
- It's shocking behaviour. Shocking. - You're absolutely right.
305
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,980
Alison! Alison!
306
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,690
Right, then, drainage issue.
307
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,490
Yeah. Yeah, well, that's a tricky one.
308
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I have never been so outraged in all my life!
309
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,650
Those builders have been watching some grotesquery
310
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on their magic lanterns.
311
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,650
It's disgusting!
312
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,530
Two monkeys doing unspeakable things!
313
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Oh, the video!
314
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,130
Well, it's more like an ultrasound,
315
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,890
but it does have a screen on it, yeah.
316
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:21,290
Sorry, Terry, I was actually just thinking about that, um,
317
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,850
- that YouTube video, in the safari park... - That's the one.
318
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- with the monkeys. - Yes.
319
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,450
- Have you seen it? - Yeah, yeah, I have, yeah.
320
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,970
- It's pretty funny, yeah. - It is funny, actually.
321
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,530
A real Button wouldn't stand for this sort of behaviour!
322
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,970
Well, could you not watch it, please, Terry,
323
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:36,290
because, um, it's not acceptable behaviour.
324
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,140
- Not in this house. - Not in this house.
325
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,100
- Filthy. Dirty. - Filth...
326
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,700
Right, well, why don't we have this chat tomorrow, yeah?
327
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,020
Oh, sorry, Terry, I... Yeah.
328
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,250
It's OK, Alison, I've changed my mind.
329
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,890
- I don't want you to talk to my wife. - Right. Good.
330
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,210
- I want you to kill her. - You what?!
331
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,930
Well, don't you see? With any luck, she'll become a ghost, like me.
332
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,890
And we can be together for ever and ever.
333
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,890
Great, great, yeah.
334
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,890
So, shall I push her in the lake or, ooh, take her up to the roof
335
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,890
and just throw her off?
336
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,370
Either's fine, just don't mark her face.
337
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,380
Of course I'm not going to kill your wife, Pat!
338
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,890
It's a terrible idea!
339
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,340
I'm so sorry.
340
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,700
What have I become?
341
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,530
I'm a monster!
342
00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,220
I'm a monster man!
343
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:39,940
Do you mock me, sir? This is my sighing place.
344
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,980
Pat not feel good today.
345
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,970
It's death day tomorrow.
346
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Family come.
347
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,570
No, fine! I wasn't trying to work, or anything.
348
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,620
Let's make an evening of it.
349
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,580
Bring wine!
350
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,890
And figs!
351
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,020
I actually don't know if I want them to come any more.
352
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,530
I hate to be the one to tell you this, Patrick,
353
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,700
but eventually no-one will come.
354
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,260
That's just the way of it.
355
00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:08,140
What Thomas try to say is...
356
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:09,740
..you die...
357
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:15,260
..time pass, everything change.
358
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:19,290
Family not come any more.
359
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:21,420
Is pain,
360
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,660
but you heal.
361
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,020
Yeah.
362
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,460
You remember them here.
363
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:34,180
And maybe, one day,
364
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,090
you find new family.
365
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:42,050
- Who fancies a pint, then? - I'm gasping. You're buying, though.
366
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,220
Wait up, guys!
367
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,180
- He stinks. - He does a bit.
368
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:54,050
Only real issue is core strength.
369
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,420
That's known as a Norwegian picnic
370
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,290
you won't make many babies that way,
371
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:02,020
but it sure is a lot of fun. A lot of fun!
372
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:06,650
A Himalayan campsite is an altogether more complicated position,
373
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,010
involving four people and a rope swing.
374
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:11,980
Now, the key to that is good ballast...
375
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,980
Morning! Little treat for my favourite builders!
376
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,020
- Bacon roll? - Oh, yeah, lovely, thank you.
377
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,050
- Cheers! - Have a lovely day.
378
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,460
- Cheers! Thank you. - Have a lovely day.
379
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,330
- What's with the bag? - Gym.
380
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:28,970
The pub figured me out pretty quickly, so...
381
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,570
Why don't you have a spa break while you're at it?
382
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,730
Mike, we can't afford to be joining gyms.
383
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,850
It's a trial day. It's free.
384
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,810
How are you getting on with your wheeling and dealing?
385
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,140
- Good, actually. - Well, I've got to go.
386
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,810
I've actually really got to go.
387
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,570
- Morning. - Morning!
388
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,380
Morning, Terry!
389
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:46,970
- How are you? - Yeah, fine.
390
00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:49,730
Just wondering if we could have a chat about the drainage issue
391
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,530
and see if we can come to some sort of arrangement.
392
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,610
Yeah, yeah, we'll find time for that.
393
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,010
Look, we're going to finish off that internal lattice work today
394
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,090
so I need you to take those curtains down.
395
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:58,980
Can do, Terry.
396
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,770
And I've got some bacon rolls going, if you fancy one.
397
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:02,850
No, I'm a vegan.
398
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:04,220
Of course you are.
399
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,460
Oh, god!
400
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,260
Morning!
401
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,850
Hey, guys. Hey, Wixy!
402
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,570
Look at that! This could be our chance!
403
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,940
But we'll need help. Fetch Mary.
404
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,980
Don't push me, you cack-faced turnips.
405
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,090
Come quickly!
406
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,940
'Tis the Devil's work!
407
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,650
He is amongst us.
408
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,250
- Quick! - The Devil?
409
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,500
What are you talking about?
410
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,700
Right, quick as you like!
411
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,210
- Right, here we go. - Come on, be quick.
412
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,610
All right. Don't pressure me, don't pressure me.
413
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:12,570
Go on! You know what to do, push.
414
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,900
Push! Come on.
415
00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:17,090
What? What is it?
416
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:20,180
Oh, I just thoughts I saw a swan.
417
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,380
What?
418
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,370
When we used to see a swan in our village,
419
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,460
that was the Devil at play.
420
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,660
Well, nowadays that just means that there's a swan.
421
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:29,940
Oh, right.
422
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,330
Look, there's loads of swans.
423
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,700
Then the Devil is busy.
424
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,210
Come on, man! Come on.
425
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,970
Push it! Yes! You've got it.
426
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,660
- It's in! - Well done, Jul... Oh, here we go, here we go.
427
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,940
Oh, good Lord, he's actually going to take it.
428
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,610
- He's taking the box. He's taking the box! - Take it, take it!
429
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:50,810
- Yes! - Yes!
430
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,530
That one be Lucifer's lackey, for sure.
431
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,420
No, wait, I also saw a goose!
432
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:17,690
- Hello there. - Just a couple of chaps in the library.
433
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,530
Er, ev-e-everything all right with you?
434
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,850
No! No, I've lost my engagement ring.
435
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,370
Oh, no!
436
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:28,810
Oh, dear. Listen, we don't want to be a couple of telltale-tits,
437
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,610
but... Julian, er, saw...
438
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,890
Yes, I saw one of the builders
439
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,770
heading out of the east wing just moments ago
440
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:37,450
- looking tres, tres shifty. - Which one?
441
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,330
The handsome one.
442
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:42,050
Erm, the...chap with the arms. Very strong.
443
00:21:42,730 --> 00:21:44,090
- Probably. - What?
444
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,220
Thanks.
445
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:53,170
I am actually pretty gobsmacked
446
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,020
that you think it might've been one of us.
447
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,660
Please, I just need you to open your bags so I can check.
448
00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:01,900
Come on! Empty your pockets, riffraff!
449
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,180
All right.
450
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,020
There you go.
451
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,890
- Oh, dear. - Sticky fingers!
452
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,700
Is this it?
453
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:21,180
I'm so sorry. I didn't even know it was in there.
454
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,050
I didn't take it, honest.
455
00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,530
- Likely story. - Chinny reckon.
456
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,660
It could have been knocked off the workbench!
457
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,620
You are so right.
458
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,940
Yep. And I'm-I'm so sorry.
459
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,730
It's a bit late for that, Alison.
460
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:39,290
Today is going to be our last day.
461
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,210
- Get in it! - No, please don't go.
462
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:42,460
Look, it's not my fault.
463
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,850
I've been under a lot of stress lately and...
464
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:48,090
Would it help if I told you that this house is haunted
465
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,660
and I am being plagued by ghosts who are making my life a misery?
466
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,180
Not really, no.
467
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,980
A carriage! Someone's coming!
468
00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:06,810
Carol!
469
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,140
OK. You win. What do you want me to say to them?
470
00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:23,020
I've had a think, Alison,
471
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,900
and I've decided it's best you don't say anything.
472
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,930
I don't want them to worry about me.
473
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,660
Let them get on with their lives, and I'll get on with my...
474
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:32,900
..death.
475
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:12,010
See you, then, mate. Sorry it didn't work out.
476
00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:13,530
What? You're leaving?
477
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:17,850
Yeah, it all got a bit... you know?
478
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,420
So, Pat, I did talk to them,
479
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,220
but I didn't tell them about you.
480
00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:28,530
I asked about them.
481
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:30,010
I figured you might like to know
482
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,250
that your son Daley is an accountant.
483
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,260
He's very happy.
484
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:37,250
Carol's busy with the bowls club and Morris is very sweet too,
485
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,460
but unbelievably small.
486
00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:42,810
Thank you.
487
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,380
Oh, and they called him Pat.
488
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,330
Your grandson.
489
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:10,570
He's got my legs!
490
00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:25,660
Guys, I've got a grandson and his name's Pat.
491
00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:28,180
Oh, I'm so proud I could burst.
492
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:35,900
Guys, this is it!
493
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:41,050
I feel great. I think I'm moving on!
494
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,050
I can see the light. Can you see the light?
495
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,330
You were all my family in a way, and I loved you all,
496
00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,330
apart from Julian, who I didn't really trust,
497
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:51,290
and, Lady Button, you need to chill out, just relax, OK?
498
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,290
And, Captain, the war's over, man. It's over...
499
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,650
- And... - That's it, then, Wixy.
500
00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:58,460
- Yeah. - We'll come back for the rest.
501
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,140
Ah, this is awkward.
502
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,020
No...
503
00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:08,810
Bye, Wixy. Bye, Kevin.
504
00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:10,860
Bye, lunchbox.
505
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,740
A baby. That's nice.
506
00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:20,740
Still not quite sure how they're made.
507
00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:31,620
Really?
508
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,940
- Do they love each other? - I hope so.
509
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,220
Terry just said they were leaving. What's going on?
510
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:41,730
The charm offensive became...offensive.
511
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,330
So, no deal on the drainage?
512
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,050
Well, it's held out this long.
513
00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,050
It's not as if...
514
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,500
Oh, no.
515
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,020
Alison...
516
00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,010
Please stop doing that!
517
00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:57,930
I was blocked,
518
00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,500
but that has passed.
519
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:03,530
I have composed a poem to express my feelings.
520
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,690
Sure. "Alison, we'll respect your boundaries.
521
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,970
It's bedtime so we'll probably stay out of your room."
522
00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:12,260
I'm dreaming that you're in love with me.
523
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,090
Like I'm in love with you...
524
00:27:16,450 --> 00:27:18,980
But dreaming's all I do.
525
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,530
If only they'd come true.
526
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:24,290
I should be so lucky.
527
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:29,500
Lucky, lucky, lucky...
528
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:32,970
I should be so lucky...
529
00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:34,500
In love?
530
00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:38,130
What magic is this? Our minds are entwined.
531
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,660
How do you know my verse?
532
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:43,290
Oh, I hate to tell you this, but that is Kylie Minogue.
533
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:44,930
What is a Kylie Min-ohg?
534
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:47,850
She's an Australian singer,
535
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:49,570
and that's one of her songs.
536
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,420
I think you might have heard it on the radio.
537
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,810
It's catchy, isn't it?
538
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:55,900
What have I done?
539
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:59,050
Please send correspondence to Miss Minogue,
540
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,410
apologising in the sincerest possible terms
541
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:04,090
for stealing her beautiful words.
542
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,900
The shame is almost too much to bear!
543
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:08,570
What have I done?
544
00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:12,420
What's so funny?
545
00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,500
No, it doesn't matter.
546
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,730
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't help you with the drains.
547
00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:17,420
Never mind those ghosts,
548
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:19,660
- I think this house is going to finish us off! - No.
549
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,170
We'll figure it out. Or rob a bank.
550
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:23,270
And you know what?
551
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:27,330
I won't let them get to me, either.
552
00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:28,770
Ooh, the full monty!
553
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:29,930
Yeah!
554
00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:30,980
Here I am. Huh?
555
00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:34,940
Come on! I'm not afraid of you!
556
00:28:35,490 --> 00:28:36,490
Get a good look!
557
00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:38,650
I don't care. Watch it!
558
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,930
Yeah, not scaring me. I'm not...
559
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,220
..scared!
560
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:45,700
What was that?
561
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,290
It's probably nothing.
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