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is that true

absolutely and I am not D yes you are

and I am not a vulgar little man yes you

are you are vulgar you look vulgar and

you're dull I have a pronouncement to

make my rigor is on the increase did you

have that whisk in s as I told you no

she whom you once loved refused to cover

up the key she

refused give me the key to the cupboard

that should never be locked I will do

nothing of the sort give it to me I tell

you I will not then you put me in the

Hideous position of having to reveal

myself as a man has always known what it

was you you have had the audacity to go

to that cupboard unknown to me every

night since I've come here I have

covered my face with the exception of

that part which is used for drinking

with shame

you every night you had a whiskey and

soda without telling me about it well

you had your cigar and only because

you're cold when I give you one now

Helen uh be so good as to fetch him a

small whiskey and soda she will do

nothing of the sort

silence

Helen it's all right I'll put your bags

on the

car how dare you whisper to my late

fiance and where are you

going I'm I'm going to talk to Helen are

you going to talk to Helen or are you

going to make that small whiskey and

serer I ordered for you a large one how

dare you you cat

could cry with

shame which is precisely what you are

going to do lovey don't call me lovey

you hateful creature oh but you are Mar

dear during the last 5 hours I have been

thinking very deeply and I have come to

two conclusions about myself I have come

to one without thinking the first is I

realize you love me very much the second

is your right to from the moment you

came into the room I thought i'

recognized the smell of cooking sheriff

and let me point this out to you that

were it not for my constant Fidelity to

you during the last 15 years I might be

standing here tonight described by the

world as the Napoleon of lovers on the

other hand it's possible you might not

true but I have no regrets and

furthermore I still propose to remain

faithful to the happy memories I have of

you before I found you out thank you

very much my epar will be he turned a

woman who in her youth was one of the

most unpleasant of God's creatures into

in her middle age a perfect pet

indeed may I ask what I will be doing

whilst you are attempting to do that

nothing you won't known until it's too

late will you please tell me what all

this means it means Mariah that I've not

finally as it were given you up talk

stupidities if you must but don't

breathe over me I hate it try as I will

I I still care for you don't waste any

more of your time oh nonsense one word

from me you know you'd fall violently

into my arms if you don't leave me I

shall but not in the sense you mean it

do you realize Mor you are still a very

beautiful woman I do and mind your own

business oh but it is my business

because in a month from today you will

not only be beautiful but you will also

be one of the sweetest women in the

world please don't think me impertinent

but assuming it is

necessary how do you proposed to do that

the facts are in this letter which it is

my intention to place upon the table in

the hall before I leave for

London give it to me at once certainly

not just as you like anyway I don't

suppose I should ever read it oh you

will read it again and again and I have

no hesitation in saying that if the

instructions in this letter are carried

out it'll make you the woman I thought

you were three weeks ago it may even

mean that it will bring us such

happiness but rather than be separated

from each other again we will'll be the

first married couple to swim the channel

exactly ha Beast your interest is

awakened that is all to the good go away

I'm going to cry oh you needn't yet

that's part of the instructions in the

letter you bully oh the reverse one of

the most tender-hearted fellows in the

world may I ask what's the matter with

you there wasn't any

soda look at it give me the

key why did you give it me without a

protest I have my reasons you've drunk

it all if you have George you'll pay for

it and you'll pay for it very dearly I

fear nothing that's the kind of fellow I

am very

well you're not leaving me with this

horrid little creature are you for the

moment I am I'm going to see if my

suspicions are correct boastful Brute

Mrs Whistler I don't wish to speak to

you but I have to I'm telling sorry but

I don't wish to speak to you would you

kindly sit down I feel less frightened

of you when you're sitting say what you

have to say and say it quickly very well

in the cause of both our futures are you

prepared to call a truce for the space

of 5 minutes only of our dislike of each

other the reason love

5 minutes a few hours from now rich and

myself will have left this house forever

thank heaven that's not true moreover if

he does leave tomorrow morning you may

lose him entirely he may never want to

see you again I hope you

w

ah very

well come

back what were you going to say will you

stop pretending

yes do you like him or

not yes do you want him to catch the

6:00 train tomorrow morning no do you

love him don't shout do you love him yes

you Beast then why did you say so I

suppose a woman's entitled to some

modesty not when you're on the verge of

losing your loved one you look

ridiculous enough without looking

sentimental having discovered all this

will you tell me what it means I don't

want to leave at 5:00 tomorrow morning

why not in the past 3 hours I have

discovered that I too am in love with

yourself if it comes to

that what's that for to remind us that

there is a truce going

on continue I have discovered that I am

on the verge of losing one of the

world's most Exquisite creatures forgive

me I close my eyes I see her Divine face

her little hands her unusual figure oh

shut up o

I beg your pardon granted and as you

don't understand romance I'll be brief I

love her what are you going to do about

it we must first cause a sensation how I

shall simply fling myself to the floor

in the attitude worthy of a sick man and

you will call violently for Richard do

you think you can convince him well it's

easy if one could a doctor I mean he's

not very bright but how will you do it I

shall rely on simple groans well it

might work I

suppose well if we're get to do it

hadn't we better begin very well now the

Misan is important how about here oh

that's too comfortable you see at the

floor

oh hey whose side are you on my own I

want this to work whoever heard of

anyone collapsing onto a cushion well I

should have thought it was the minimum

requirement however let it

pass are you ready for me to scream yes

no

wait at the right moment I shall pretend

to feel a little bit better and ask

Richard to help me up to my bed that'll

be your opportunity Mariah to bring

conviction to our plan by showing some

practical solicitude for my

welfare what are you talking about well

for instance I mean I've forgotten my

hot water bottle you could offer to lend

me yours s if I did it smell a rat

immediately well perhaps if there's a

little bers in the house some brought to

me on a tray might not be convincing I

suppose you wouldn't like a band from

London and to be absolutely certain of

success you may find yourself having to

wait on me a good deal I knew from the

beginning You' get the better of this

Mrs whistl will you please call Richard

and kindly remember that I have

undertaken the intelligent

part ready

yes Richard Richard darling what's the

matter it's George he's been rude to you

no I'm wondering if he'll ever be rude

to anyone again George darling what have

this

happened kiss me

Hardy he must be the

fous George darling we were sitting here

talking when when suddenly he clutched

his heart screamed with pain and and

fell violently to the floor Richard help

him I'm so wor all right Helen dear do

whatever I can oh where am I I don't

know

mother you're overdoing it so you oh

where's my good friend Richard here I am

old boy oh Richard help me help me to my

room I feel I haven't long oh don't say

that El oh forgive me

Mariah forgive me

Helen is he terribly ill do you think

he's terribly nice little man I feel so

upset I shall go to him no good unless

I'm I'm very much mistaken he is at this

moment persuading Richard to um help him

take his clothes off for us I wish I

hadn't been so horri to him oh he's

forgiven you I'm sure nice little man I

misjudged him terribly why doesn't

Richard come back and tell me I gather

you still like him yes I do there

something about George you can't help

liking try as you will not to oh why

doesn't Richard come back patience Helen

dear but I may be able to do something

for him Helen quickly how is he Splendid

Splendid how can a man be suddenly

Splendid who collapsed on this floor a

moment ago as he did too healthy I

expect what do you mean house is normal

no temperature but shouldn't one of us

go and fetch a doctor oh yes that's a

good idea I'll going tell George to do

it oh you horrid unsympathetic mouth no

not at all oh and I made a marvelous

suggestion to him I pointed out that in

the event of this being a long illness

how much nice your room would be than

the one he was in did he agree I he

didn't say but he in your bed I'm glad

oh and I nearly forgot in the midst of

some rather curious noises which I took

to be singing but which he explained to

me with groans he asked me to send you

to him at once why didn't you tell me

that before well I was so upset to see

poor El George looking so well I would

never have believed that there could be

anyone in this world so cruel and

unsympathetic As You Are

now's our chance will you explain to me

what all this means George doesn't want

to leave you tonight he's only

pretending to be ill twice he had to put

his head out the pillow to prevent

himself from

laughing another hour nothing will be

able to get away from here Mariah told

me the other day that she and her

husband were once snowed up here for 3

weeks let us pray that this time it will

be for a month

is it fair to take the car and leave

them without a chance in the world of

getting away from here Fair it's the

kindest thing that's ever been done to

them such hell as a month alone here

together will make them the nicest

people in the world it's a cruel thing

to do what you you don't want to leave

George I don't very much do you love him

I think I do then For Heaven's Sake do

this for them and then I believe I shall

be able to show you the two people we

thought we liked it may kill them both

it will cure them

both than Heavens I shall be here when

she reads

that are you ready yes I hate doing it

but I know you're right and H I am

poor darling

George poor sweet

Mariah

Richard Richard