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I I hope his cigar chokes him Danny you

take him too seriously do i if you've

been offered Duke no one would know him

the Beast would he do that's annoyed you

Sara from the moment we sat down to

dinner his only conversation was women

over 40 ready I was born on the same day

as a stepmother and that damn woman

can't keep her mouth shut about anything

oh I just like him I ridiculous you are

Ricky oh you know the boys unpleasant if

he had been a Duke we hadn't been little

snobs not one of us would have even dare

to take him on Arnie hideous child how

Ida tested him I'm sorry because I liked

him so much why he always done in India

I told you I liked him Sarah you

wouldn't marry him how far is it from

here in a taxi to George's Hanover

Square ten minutes why if US was

marrying tonight I don't take to run

it's in in your mouth Am I

it's an attractive complaint but now

believe he hasn't a penny in the world

my father was a far seeing man he

bottled some pickles

give her some brandy no no I think I

don't want it this is terrible terrible

maybe if I tell you he hasn't won any in

the world if he married you it would

only be your money I can't see that that

makes him very terrible a lot of women

have lived with him for his keeps I love

the moment I think I'm gonna I was true

what you see in the brute everything

he's not bad-looking he has a charming

voice he's witty and I adore him if you

marry him in a year you would find his

none of those things I should nineteen

years ago I was asked in a church if I

would take a man to be my wedded husband

when I answered yes I looked at him and

believed he looked and was everything

that he wasn't he then drove me home for

the purpose of proving to me that he was

everything that he was you need

be the least bit alarmed the reason the

Duke of Bristol comes here so often is

he's fond of my cook he approves of my

champagne my cigars are in perfect

condition and my coffee is the only

coffee worth drinking but to me

personally is entirely indifferent I

don't exist

thank God that's cruel of you the

reverse is kind of met a girl of

twenty-two what all from them one of the

richest women in England you're at the

mercy of any man like him even if you

love someone terribly would you never

marry again I did say that dude why the

bid I should need to know a great deal

more about the next one that I did about

the last I don't see how that can ever

be done hey can I see her death take him

away alone for one month on approval but

darling so pleasing at the end of the

month he found he didn't like him what

would you do then give him his railway

fare and sending him again I wish you

would do it darling a girl Martha's

precedent for other women if you did I

am thinking very serious kept doing it

you don't mean that at your table

tonight

there was a man Richard Richard my Adnan

all my life and who ever since I have

known him has four causes of shyness or

lack means not being able to quite tell

me that he loves me I've always believed

he adores you and he's one of the nicest

men in the world

on the surface he appears everything

that is desirable but meritum he may be

none of those things that is what I am

thinking seriously of finding out you're

going to take him away on approval you

see I'm a of course

well here we are curiously enough I am

able to control my excitement Lin singer

something hidden I'm sorry Richard but I

can't see I congratulate you that is a

great accomplishment

I suggest my dear I revered old friend

Mariah dances is the Charleston

I am neither your dear or your of yard

or your old friend and I suggest you try

and say something intelligent naughty

naughty

that's the third time that you've spoken

harshly to me tonight do that I hate it

you know I feel rather in the mood to

engage a hundred lovely women all with

lovely voices seated about on lovely

divans

to sing to me in a whisper you have a

little more bread you would be in an

asylum Richard has either enjoyed your

joke enormous Lee or else has eaten

something indigestible Oh Oh Richard

tell them that story you tell your

dinner what story

oh you know about the man who said he

couldn't sing I didn't remember

I don't be absurd of course you can I

tell you I did know cool stories

certainly not it well it has one word in

it which I don't care to use before

ladies leave out the word well then the

story has no point oh come on I'll tell

you there was an elephant do nothing of

the sort

exactly I thought there what I'm saying

to you just now what does any woman know

about any man is what is much more of a

point ears what does any man know about

any woman hadn't made the remark of a

complete Himba Co Babs he will tell us

the answer he knows everything about her

and you you dosti old lady you thought I

was going to say there's nothing about a

got you you lose the word old again Tony

I shall throw something at you oh very

well but I pray that when I reach the

age of nearly 41 I shall be ashamed my

stepmother who will be 41 in August

isn't feast feast aha

I got at that time George you're a

Bandar funny you should say that you

know a woman I was dining with last

nights at exactly the same thing perhaps

I am

Helena my binder I don't think so but

you haven't said Mariah

terribly if you're a gentleman you all

at once go and tell her that you're

sorry a gentleman is a man of courage

without imagination now where Mariah a

lady by nature

instead of by birth I would go and

apologize 2/3 at once I shall go and

tell her that I am sorry for you Helen

will you forgive me you know there's

something terribly attractive about an

English gentleman

I do wish I'd been born one instead of a

Duke why aren't you uh oh it's out of

the question if I were the middle

classes and the Americans visiting

England would have nothing to talk about

have you no ambition in life no desire

to do anything for anyone

do oh no my dear the most that can be

expected of any Duke is to think then

has marriage no attraction for you it

has always had considerable attraction

for me no less than the husbands of

three women I have known have threatened

me with it I was meaning some unmarried

girl who was fond of you and might make

you very happy now it is curious you

should say that my trustees and myself

meet in Committee on that subject

tomorrow morning at 11:00 they want you

to marry yes then sister are you going

to I'm giving them my answer tomorrow at

11:00 what's your answer going to be I

don't know

dine with me tomorrow evening and tell

me what you decided to do oh oh that's

adorable ugly

that's child it really it it well very

sympathetic Helen I suppose it's because

I like mmm George I hope it amuses you

to have made a woman cry I didn't say

anything that could possibly make a

crime didn't you understand away a cute

Earl being 41 was a room which isn't

cried because I said she was 41 she's

crying because she is 41 bandar she

terribly upset Rita I hope I never see

anyone as upset as she is again I can do

nothing with her she even asked me to

tell her that story to take her mind off

her unhappiness

da-da-dah it and increased her misery I

gathered the stories elder than I am by

the way the legate's are in the garden

now and there with her well they say

they don't want to Tom says he's content

to see George in the Tetra or the sketch

why do people dislike me so much most

times on a damnably just likeable fellow

that's why I believe that's what it is

you know I'm sure it is I didn't think

think why didn't you come and sit

outside I was going to talk to the naked

would you don't mind I think it would be

wise if we stayed in here anywhere help

yourself to drinks Oh many thank thank

you water or soda no no I went to have a

drink lamb Tala negatives telling me

there's a rumor all over the city that

you're in the city for once is correct

tomorrow morning at 11:00 I have to make

up my mind which will be marriage or

bankruptcy I'm sorry very sorry

I'm touched Richard but you couldn't

have gone through everything I'm given

to understand that I have even eaten the

grass that my horses live on I am fine

thank you Richard morrow morning at

11:00 I George the 12th Duke of Bristol

a man whose very soul Critias with

sentiment whose heart beats only for

romance has to sell himself for money

sympathize with you very deeply as I'm

sure you do really as much as you're

able to but you see to love as I could

you have to really understand

I too have not boy it's quite sir but if

you don't mind I would like to restrict

this conversation to lady's rather than

women and those are the only ones that I

have loved and I don't need natives lady

I have loved for 20 years most beautiful

lady in all the world why haven't you

turned about this one doesn't where

one's heart on one sleeve try know

intimately who is he

quiz it Mariah was neck Richard but I

told you the tragedy of my life the

depths of my feelings I did not expect

you to treat it with levity make jokes

of I know I tell you I'd loved her for

more than twenty years do you mean to

tell me that you love that old violence

I'm not mistaken you were about to call

her by a name which would have prevented

me from ever speaking to you again have

a drink have you had too many I will

have a drink and I've not had too many

Richard dear boy iris I love you as a

brother but I must say I'd rather see

you dead George I mean it if you say one

word again that reflects in the beasts

way against Mariah misses his lack our

friendship is at an end

oh very well but you can't stop it wish

you were dead know did you know her late

husband Arthur was there did I know him

did i watch him with murder in my heart

treating that divine creature with

cruelty neglect and eventually die of

drink he hated drink he hated well then

why did he do he chose it as being the

most agreeable way of remaining

unconscious twice waiting for his

release I warned you George I told you

if you said another word again the

perfect sit down and stop being so damn

dignified besides you haven't finished

your drink on that account only will I

speak to you again

have a cigar if you're apologizing to me

George I should prefer it in the form of

one of your own cigars Richard if I have

said something that's hurt you I

apologize now stop selfie

and have a cigar thank you

does she love you how should I know you

mean you haven't asked if she does

missus whiz - income is at the least

25,000 pounds a year mine is 300 with or

without income tax I'm not a fool George

I was always under the impression that

at least 1500 a year yes but

unfortunately all the horses I have been

interested in have been entirely without

ambition they run only for running sake

ah we have a good deal in common now I

take it all back

you have given me the reason why your

right to love her I applaud you what do

you mean shared 15,000 a year are you

suggesting that the reason I love is

because she has money I'm suggesting

it's the reason that you should George

let us understand each other

my love for Mariah has lasted through

the years I love her not for what she

has but for what she is if she were poor

I would ask her to marry me tonight I

had no idea that you loved as much as

this well I hope you understand now I do

and I propose to help you well I'm

determined before the night decide that

you will be under the impression that

you're the happiest man in the world how

do you propose to do that

and you saw each other here in this room

of your love for that I'll try you

should have come out it's a divine night

had you and Mariah been alone we

wouldn't have improved rank quite a nice

girl yes I'm afraid I did that Richard

let me down he says that one whiskey and

soda in the evening is enough

I'm glad hear it Mariah well apparently

said something that I quite

unintentionally which offend didn't hurt

you well I'm sorry obviously you've been

drinking or big sister that you never

have apologized if you happens under

you're wrong I drank because I was

depressed

Richard depressed me Oh whilst you in

the garden richard has been pointing out

to me some of my limitations so gently

sir understanding me that I I was

compelled to listen is made me feel but

all is not well with George the 12th

Duke of Bristol Oh