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Mysterious music

- The film you are going to see was born under a lucky star.

Soft music

Fracas Piano out of tune

Inaudible

Gong

Scraping

Effort

- So. He sighs.

- I am so sorry.

Hmm.

I hope that...

You will be able to reincarnate into something more interesting.

She sniffs.

Awkward laughter

Hello.

Door

He breathes.

Effort

Door

- Bah...

One!

- This is not the chalet in the photos.

- Yes, yes, of course. He grumbles.

- No, I don't recognize it.

- Well, I haven't changed behind your back. Do you think I'm stupid?

Come visit. It's amazing.

I'm telling you!

He laughed.

It expires.

This way.

Creaking of the stairs

So.

Hold.

My poor darling, You didn't sleep in the helicopter?

- Oh shit !

The pilot asked me to leave a comment,

I forgot.

- Ah good ? She sighs.

Since when have pilots been doing that?

- He was super nice.

And I promised him. Will you take care of it for me?

- Well, of course.

There's no problem.

What do you want me to put on? "Pilot "Super nice"? "Pleasant pilot"?

Awkward laughter - I don't care, something positive.

- No problem, I'll take care of it. - Hmm.

These aren't the right yogurts.

They have a strange taste.

- Ah good ? - Hmm.

You've got the wrong brand.

- Ah, I'm sorry. I'll be careful next time.

Awkward laughter - I'm just eating because I'm hungry.

What is this?

- Ah, we received that yesterday.

- For the chainsaw video. - Hmm.

If you don't like it, we'll throw it away.

- Non.

It's not bad, we'll keep it.

- OK.

Um, you still need me, This evening ?

- No, you may leave.

- OK...

But otherwise, how are you? Well...

Do you like it here?

She sighs.

- I don't know, I'll tell you tomorrow.

- OK.

I'll let you have your dinner in peace.

Rest.

- Are you on pause?

- No, she is.

I'm not on vacation.

There's everything to manage. I have to answer everyone.

It's hell.

You think I'm here? Just to laze around or what?

- You could have done that from home,

- No way. Pff!

You know how it is.

I need to be there to see everything with her.

Live, day by day.

I need to be there to remotivate her. She says she wants to stop.

- Well, then?

If she wants to,

- And what do I do?

Should I become unemployed? You're funny.

- Well, you can find something else.

It's been ten years.

- Tired of earning so much money? No, sorry.

- We don't do anything together anymore.

with her.

"Magalie asked me this,

Magalie, Magalie, Magaloche,

You don't see that crazy woman anymore.

Notification: Do you realize?

Are you even listening to me?

- There's something weird going on. I'll call you back.

- What, now?

- An email to process

right away.

I'll call you back, my love.

- OK, bye.

There's a knock.

- Mag, are you asleep?

He sighs.

Mag!

- Have you cracked? Are you out of your mind or what?

- Sorry, this is extremely important... - I don't care

Don't come into my room to whisper.

Are you sick or something?

- I promise you, it sucks.

- Get out of my room!

- Okay, sorry.

Piano out of tune

The music speeds up.

She sighs.

Door

The scooter is approaching.

- Oh shit !

Oppressive music

A flurry of photos

Rustling sounds

She sighs.

She grunts.

A slight laugh

- Is the name Herzog Does that ring a bell?

- Patrick,

Tell me the important thing. Stop with the stupid riddles.

Who is Herzog?

- Dimitri, the crane guy.

Piano out of tune

- OK.

- He messed up. That idiot told his sister everything.

She breathes a sigh of relief.

- His sister? - Yes.

He has a sister.

- OK.

What did he say? - All !

All.

That's why she's contacting you. She sent me a message.

And she's a journalist.

Are you starting to get it or not?

Awkward laughter

She sighs.

- No. What difference does it make? That he told her everything?

- OK !

Lis !

Deep sigh

Exasperated sigh

Awkward laughter Oh yes!

Mistakes. Very poorly written!

- We don't give a damn. You do it too.

Please, go all the way. You read everything!

They are panting.

She breathes a sigh of relief. - That's blackmail.

- Oh, no kidding?

Is that all it does for you? - Well, she said

that she doesn't want any money. What does that whore want?

- That's the problem. I don't know what she wants.

- Okay, you contacted her, Before I get bored?

- Yes. She refuses to speak to me. She only wants to talk to you.

Awkward laughter - Oh, no.

No, damn it!

Hello, Simone. I am Magalie.

You sent an email to Mr. Balandras, my personal assistant,

about this piano accident.

I didn't understand everything. because of syntax errors,

but I am available to talk about it in person.

I am in the mountains. Embarrassed laughter

In my new residence, for an indefinite period.

You can call me back on this number. if you wish.

See you soon, I hope. madame Simone.

Bye.

It stinks!

- You know what?

You might be right about the mistakes. - That's to say ?

- Perhaps she meant the opposite. She just wants money.

She moaned.

- She's going to get her ass fucked.

- No, no, no. You're not kidding,

This is serious.

It might be, We risk life imprisonment.

Keep that in mind. It's intense! Awkward laughter

- I'll keep this, and I'm going back to bed.

- Don't you understand? Are you staying still there?

And if she calls back, what do we do?

- I'll call her back, Patrick.

Oh, relax. Don't worry, we'll manage, okay?

Eat a small pill, You're really stressed.

Piano out of tune

She sighs.

Hmm.

Awkward laughter

Hmm.

She sighs.

They ask why their father

- You don't want to explain That I'm leaving for work?

To buy them clothes

and their food.

They're going to think I'm a real jerk who abandons his family.

- They already know you're a real jerk.

He gave a forced laugh. - Great, the humor, thank you.

- No, they're fine, relax.

Mathieu was fired

from the pony club, but otherwise, it's fine.

- That's great. You know what I think about it.

It's not a boy thing. Excuse me, but...

Hold !

Look who's here.

- Hello.

- Oh, damn!

I didn't understand

- Yeah. - Horrible, my dear.

- It's nothing, I'll survive. Don't worry.

- She's sturdy, you know!

- Your chalet looks amazing.

- Yes, well, I don't feel at home yet.

- Ah, I could

They laugh.

What is its surface area?

- You are adorable, But we have an emergency.

I'm going to have to borrow your boyfriend and hang up.

- Can we perhaps finish talking now?

- But the chalet is 500 m2.

Bye !

Patrick, I know what she wants!

- It was incredibly humiliating.

- We don't care, you'll call her back. Listen !

I've thought about it and I know That's what your journalist wants.

I'm telling you?

- Money is simple!

- Non !

She wants to sleep with me.

- Pardon ? - Hmm.

I saw photos of her online, It's a tuna, disgusting!

That's it, for sure. A poor fan who wants a relationship with me.

- You hang up on my wife To tell me this?

- Yes. I reread his message.

The words are poorly assembled.

She's definitely a psychopath.

- OK, your reasoning is: She writes badly.

So, she wants to sleep with you?

- Yes.

- She wants money.

Everyone knows you're bulletproof, She wants to take a bite.

Did you call her back? - Oh, no.

Shock

- It's what ?

- It's what ? - I don't know.

She gasps for breath.

- She's here. Téma, that's her!

- Oh, fuck! Hey, whoa!

- You see? I'm not stupid, I know!

- What's she doing here? - I don't know. She's here.

Go ahead, open it! Open it!

- Two minutes. - Can we talk?

- Open. - Please.

- Five minutes. - Let's talk!

- Open, two minutes. Hey!

- Who are these mongols?

- The tall one followed me this morning.

- Hein ? She laughed.

He followed me on his gypsy scooter.

- Without your balaclava? You're crazy! Don't tell me I'm crazy!

- You're looking for trouble.

Metallic noise

She sighs.

Door

What do you want, then?

Are you out of your mind or what?

Get out of here or I'll beat the crap out of you!

This is private property. Get out!

- We do what we want. Who are you?

Hold ! They laugh.

Go away, you clown! - Shameful!

- That makes you laugh, too?

- Hold ! He groaned.

They laugh.

Engine

- You bunch of little sluts!

He shouts. Metal breakage

The phone rings.

A slight laugh

The phone rings.

Vibrator

- What ?

- Good evening.

- Is that you, Simone?

- Yes.

- OK. She sighs.

So what?

- Well, I...

- What do you want?

She breathes a sigh of relief.

Hey! - What ?

- Look. I'm sorry.

- Ah, I'll call you back?

- No, it's nothing. It's my dog.

He has just entered the room. It's nothing at all.

Go for it.

I'm listening to you.

- Okay. So, to begin with, you should know

to anyone, before.

I am an honest person.

To tell you the truth,

- Oh...

My poor darling.

Are you uncomfortable? I'm sorry!

Are you kidding me?

- No, no, it's sincere.

You are on the defensive.

that I have good intentions.

It's a very mild form of blackmail.

- Stop with your salads

positive blackmail and your bogus explanations.

Tell me. What do you want?

- OK.

Magalie, you don't want to that the public or the media

learn what really happened

the day of your accident with the piano.

Isn't that right?

That's why I gave 500,000 euros to your idiot brother.

So that he'll shut up.

- Yes I know.

I apologize for him.

That's it, this accident traumatized him.

He didn't take responsibility for keeping

so he needed

But he didn't tell anyone else.

He has no intention of harming you.

He is extremely grateful

Which literally changed his life.

At that moment, he had

- I don't care, of the life of your Mongolian brother.

Spit it out. What do you want?

She laughed.

- Listen, Simone, I'm going to save us some time.

I know what you want.

You want to meet me.

Embarrassed laughter

- I knew it!

I felt it, actually. I am a genius.

You want to meet me? You want to sleep with me!

- Pardon ?

- I know, I am desirable.

Girls like me. I have no problem with that.

I am being approached from all sides.

I'm good, I know it.

Do you want to meet me? to have a relationship with me.

No. I'm sorry if I left you.

No, no.

You're pretty, I'm not saying you aren't. But you're way off.

I would really like to meet you, But for something else entirely.

Are you here?

- Yes ! - I'm listening, yes.

- So, you refuse to express yourself

you have never agreed

of your entire life.

I would like to be the first to interview you.

I've been doing this job for 25 years.

I am a true professional.

I promise not to mention

- Look what we're going to do, It's going to be simpler.

You provide your bank details and we'll make a big, lucrative transfer.

as to your brother.

Shut your mouth. And you forget me forever.

- I haven't contacted you on a whim.

It's a well-considered decision. I will not back down.

I'm interviewing you

I'm sorry for you.

- Damn...

She gasps for breath. - I will not change my mind.

Fracas

She breathes a sigh of relief. - Well, you've won!

You are a witch.

I'll put you through to my assistant for an appointment.

Embarrassed laughter

- Patrick Balandras speaking.

I was the one who received your email.

You picked up the phone. The first interview with Magaloche.

Congratulations !

She screams.

She grunts.

Piano out of tune

Are you ready?

Can we go?

First, thank you for accepting.

I know you're doing a considerable effort,

And thank you so much.

I am extremely moved.

And above all, very honored, truly.

You are angry, But I still wanted to say it.

She sighs.

So. Embarrassed laughter

It's recording.

I'll start at the beginning.

Right, in order.

So, Magalie, You were born on March 12, 1989.

with an extremely rare disease,

which is called insensitivity congenital to pain.

- I was born with insensitivity congenital to pain, yes.

Everyone already knows that.

I'm not hiding it.

- Not everyone knows what it is.

Could you explain it to me? Quickly? That interests me.

- It's like being blind.

Except that, instead of not seeing, You don't feel the physical pain.

I wouldn't know how to explain it any other way.

For a more precise definition, Ask a specialist.

- No, it's very clear, Thank you.

That's nicely put.

Magalie, something other than people They don't necessarily know.

On the day of your birth,

Therefore, on March 12, 1989,

it is also the date on which the internet has been made accessible

to the public for the first time.

Did you know that you were born The same day as the internet?

- Non.

- Oh !

That's incredible! I thought you knew.

I'm going to teach you some things. Awkward laughter

- Non.

Non, impossible.

- All right.

What does this information suggest to you? that you discover

Tell me.

- The internet is a computer tool.

I am a human being.

I don't see the connection.

- You were born on the same day than the tool that made you a star.

That's still astonishing!

Suppressed laughter

- Where does it come from... This unbearable way of speaking?

- Pardon ? - "Amazing, don't you think?"

Seriously, where did that come from?

From a castle?

- I don't live in a castle, no. - Bah,

you speak like a duchess And you don't know how to write an email.

- I use voice dictation, That's why.

It's not interesting

to talk about me.

- Indeed, it absolutely is not.

I'm not hiding anything from you

that it's already very difficult to do this interview.

With the way you speak, I feel like I'm taking an exam at school.

I honestly don't know If I'm going to hold on.

She sighs. It's offensive to me.

How long will this take?

- Uh...

I don't know, 2 hours. Something like that.

- Two hours?

But... are you crazy or what?

What are we going to say for 2 hours?

- Magalie, you can lower your guard. I'm not here to bother you.

I simply want to talk. to take a nice portrait.

Without ill intent.

I am benevolent, I don't wish you any harm.

- Kind, but who is blackmailing.

We mustn't forget that.

Excuse me, pardon me

to cut you off, two seconds. Can you come, please?

- What ?

- One.

What are you doing?

- Nothing.

- She's got us by the balls!

Stop being a pain, play along!

- What? I've already come, I'm playing along.

- No, no.

You're going to have to be more accommodating. It's off to a very bad start.

- Did you hear it?

- More...

I want to gouge his eyes out. to that whore!

- But who cares?

You're playing with fire. Think about prison.

You take it upon yourself, damn it.

OK ? - OK, OK.

I'll take it upon myself. - Please.

THANKS !

My assistant kindly offers to go and get something to eat.

Do you want something?

- Thank you, no, I don't need anything.

- OK. It'll be just for me.

As usual, Chouchou, t'es adorable.

Hurry up, I've got a hole in my stomach.

So, let's go.

I'm ready.

I'll play along. Door

I'm ready. She sighs.

I'm listening to you.

- A problem? - No, none.

Simone.

I am delighted to do this interview.

And I find your way of speaking...

very exotic.

- You are not obliged.

- Yes, I am, yes.

But let's go.

- All right.

I'll continue.

So, Magalie, you were born the same day as this tool

which made you a global star.

- Yes, indeed.

- How did you discover this tool?

She breathes in and grunts.

- It happened the year I was... 14 years old.

- Hmm.

- Yes.

14 years old, that's it.

- That's a real question. You could elaborate a little.

- But I was going to do it.

I just need to remember.

- Sorry, I'm in a hurry to learn more.

I remain silent.

Go for it.

She sighs.

We were

with my father in the living room.

We were watching TV while waiting for my mother.

We had just finished watching a crappy movie, a western.

And while zapping on several cable channels,

Well, we fell. on an adult television program.

And we watched.

Country music

in English

He laughed.

He's coughing.

He groaned. The father laughed.

It's spitting.

Crackling

He screams.

The father laughed. He groaned.

He laughed.

I didn't understand right away what I was looking at.

But I remember feeling

a terrible frustration in front of these images.

I was jealous of those guys.

Very jealous.

Piano out of tune The show continues.

Bip

Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.

Today, I'm testing the car battery.

Crackling

Dad!

The day after, My parents gave me a lecture.

She scolds her. - I got a real earful.

- ... a little bit !

- And of course, I was punished.

Later, my father was in front of his PC, as always.

I am Magalie Moreau. Today,

Crackling

He laughed.

He sent my video to all his office colleagues

to make them laugh.

And then, things just spiraled out of control.

His colleagues began to...

share the file with other people,

as a joke.

It spread very quickly.

In a few weeks, It was a classic.

The video was circulating so widely,

We even made it onto the television news. - Hmm.

- It made everyone laugh.

There was almost nothing online, at the time.

Nothing like today.

It was just the very beginning.

I was ahead of my time. We can say that.

So. Awkward laughter

People recognized me in the street.

I became a sort of a freak show phenomenon in my school.

- That's incredible!

She swallowed. - It feels weird

to tell all of this out loud.

When I think back on it, It's in my head.

I never think about it again. Because it annoys me.

Bad memories. I don't care!

- Before we resume

the chronology, uh,

I would like to clarify One detail that intrigues me.

I hope this isn't too indiscreet. But I wonder...

You are never seen without the device dental prosthesis that you wear.

- So what?

- Well... is this a tribute? to this first video?

Is there another reason?

She sighs.

- I have a serious malformation of the gum.

I have to wear this thing for life.

If I take it out, I'll lose my teeth. in 15 days.

- I'm sorry!

Awkward laughter

- I'm kidding.

- Ah. - It's for the style.

Before, It was so that people would recognize me.

- Hmm.

- And then afterwards, well,

It was a stage costume.

Something easy to identify.

"She's the girl who makes videos" with her braces."

- That's what I was thinking, You don't need it.

You have perfect teeth.

- Thank you, that's fine. - And a very pretty

smile, by the way.

Something we don't see often. She laughed.

Awkward laughter

You didn't organize all this mess.

Just to flirt with me? Just as I had imagined.

- No, it's just an observation.

- Hmm.

"Dumb girl"

He sighs.

- So.

- THANKS.

- How are you ? Is everything going as you want?

- It's starting to open up a little. That's fascinating. Thank you.

- Okay, I'll let you get back to work. I am here.

He sighs.

She moaned.

- "She's starting to open up a little, yes."

It sounds like you're talking about a mussel.

- No, it's an expression.

I know, you're not a mussel. I wouldn't presume to.

- I know it's an expression.

And I know I'm not a clam.

But thank you for explaining it to me, teacher. Awkward laughter

He sighs.

Shall we take a break for your lunch? - No, I'm not hungry.

Let's get this over with.

She sighs.

- Very well. So, uh...

People are starting to recognize you in the street, thanks to this video.

You are 14 years old.

What happens at that moment?

- What happens at that moment?

Hmm.

I started making other videos, necessarily.

Piano out of tune Bip

- Hi. I'm Magalie Moreau. Today, I'm testing the hammer.

Bone cracking

Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.

Today, I'm testing the ice pick.

I am Magalie Moreau.

Today, I'm testing boiling water.

I kept it a secret for a long time. There's a knock.

- Magalie, what are you doing?

She tries to open it.

What are you doing ?

- Nothing.

I was saying that I was clumsy to justify marks and injuries.

Rumble

Awkward laughter

Shock

Hello.

- Cuckoo !

Why don't you go out anymore?

Because of your illness?

- Non.

- Well then, why?

- I'm taking care of myself.

That's all. - My parents say you're crazy.

She laughed.

- Hey! Sorry to bother you.

I sincerely apologize.

I'm a fan of yours. I know all your videos.

My brother too.

We just want to take a picture. - A photo

Each one. We're doing well. - Yeah !

It will only take ten seconds.

And we're off. Promise. - Patrick !

- Oh, no!

She calls the other one. - No, hey!

Don't call your bodyguard. We're nice!

- Patrick !

- What ? - We're just taking the photo quietly.

- This is my break. Why are you yelling?

- There are the two gypsies.

- Is that all you have to do?

She is recovering. She needs to rest.

Leave him alone And respect people!

- Shut up, we're free! We just want a photo!

We're not doing anything wrong!

- You're annoying her.

- She just doesn't have to be famous... - Don't say that!

- Don't snitch

Yogurt! That's a waste.

Bip

- Hi. I'm Magalie Moreau.

Today, I'm testing the sewing machine.

Rumble

- What did you do with it?

of all these little videos?

You sometimes visualized them

or pleasure Was it in the manufacturing process?

I was putting them away in a shoebox.

And once a scene is filmed,

I wasn't interested at all anymore.

Like today. The images I shoot

have no value.

- Well, that's debatable.

You built an empire with them.

She laughed. - I was talking about sentimental value.

- Well, let's talk

of market value. I was just about to get to that.

How did it happen? Professionalization?

How did you go? to the next level?

- Professionalization? Exasperated sigh

How do you do it? Why use such boring words?

- So, how did you get on? of the secret little girl

who was organizing his videos in shoe boxes

to the rich and famous young woman Who are you today?

- Madam Duchess, I'll keep it short.

Because I feel It's starting to drive me crazy.

At 16, I have become a young adult.

A distant uncle offered me A smartphone for Christmas.

Camera, internet connection.

There, I registered on all forums, platforms,

the networks. I invented this brilliant nickname,

that you already know. Magaloche.

There's no need to explain why. She laughed.

That's great.

From that moment on, I started making lots of videos.

You know the rest.

30 views, 500 views, 100 million views.

Algorithms, monetization, sponsors, blah blah blah, all that mess.

From then on, I started winning much more than my parents.

They kicked me out of my home. because I was insolent.

And I settled in a shack bigger than theirs.

And I started to do Videos all day long.

So.

I think we've covered everything. I've said it all.

We can stop here, is that okay? Are you happy?

- Well, no. We're not going to stop on such a good path.

This is where it gets interesting.

- Pardon ?

- This is the moment For lunch break?

He stammers. - As you wish. Me, I...

Everything suits me.

That's funny.

I always imagined

that the journalists were ugly.

She's not bad. Are you kidding?

She's disgusting.

A witch!

He breathes. - Yeah...

- The whole world will read his article.

This whore is going to become famous thanks to me.

It disgusts me.

Piano out of tune

- Attention. - That's it!

- OK. - It's good.

- It's good.

- Hi, it's Magaloche.

I'm testing the baseball bat At high speed, my darlings.

Let's go!

Engine

- Come on.

- There you go. Subscribe, bye.

Hi, it's Magaloche.

Today, I'm testing the monster truck for you.

Here we go, let's go!

It starts.

And there you have it.

Don't forget to subscribe. Kisses, bye!

It's Magaloche.

I'm testing the washing machine.

Vas-y.

Fracas

So.

Don't forget to subscribe. Kisses, bye!

Cheers

Hey!

A video will be released tonight at midnight. Don't forget to watch it!

- There is one thing which intrigues me greatly.

You have reached an outrageous standard of living,

very quickly thanks to the success of your videos.

You own several properties in the world.

You would have bought a private island in Polynesia, the year you turn 25.

I don't know if that's true. What matters to me is understanding

why did you continue to mutilate you,

since you no longer needed it.

Is it simply

a basic addiction to money

or is it For a more personal reason?

- Mmh, no, I...

I never considered stopping.

- According to available statistics online,

you would have posted over 2,000 videos in total.

That's monumental.

They moan.

Do you confirm?

- I don't know.

I didn't count.

My videos never exceed the ten seconds.

So, if your statistics are good, That would make...

20,000 seconds of footage.

In 15 years, that's not...

It's not crazy, it's okay.

- Yes, seen from that perspective, indeed.

For me, this quantity of videos It tells a different story.

I can't help it to think about your body.

- Pardon ? Are you thinking about my body right now?

- You are

intentionally injured more than 2,000 times in front of a camera.

Severely. All of this for the sole purpose of

to create short content for networks.

- So what?

- You've never felt any wear and tear

or from weariness?

- Mail carriers deliver the mail each day.

Hi, it's Magaloche. Today, I'm testing fire for you.

Electronic music

And here we go, let's go.

We all do the same job his whole life.

Awkward laughter

- Over time, you could have to question yourself.

You never questioned it regarding usefulness,

forgive me,

very relative to this activity?

She sniffs.

- Your job is more useful, is that it? - No way.

I have doubts every day.

I don't know if people will read this.

Nor if I propose something beneficial to this society.

Yes, indeed.

I have rent to pay every month.

and I financially support my mother. who is very ill.

I have no other choice. While you...

- Oh, my poor darling! She laughed.

Life is tough.

- Uh, you, it's... It's not the same, it seems to me.

And we are here to talk about you.

Not from me. Nobody cares about me.

- That's true.

- Why do you continue to mistreat you

while you are free to stop For so long?

She sighs.

- Your sick mother, she knows

that his daughter is blackmailing an artist to boost his career?

Did you tell him that?

- But that's very interesting.

You consider yourself an artist.

I'm going to ignore the rest and build on that.

Is it for the love of art?

that you continue to self-harm? - Non.

I use the word "artist",

because my business It requires no effort from me.

- Why do you continue, then?

- No mutilation.

My body is doing very well. Awkward laughter

Nature is well designed. It repairs perfectly.

- Answer my question.

"Answer my question."

"Answer my question."

- What motivates you to continue? You don't need money.

"Answer my question."

I'm starting to get fed up.

- You could stop everything.

To live normally. Why are you continuing?

- Oh yes. I'd like to understand. Answer!

She sighs.

- Maybe I'm doing that Because I hate myself.

And that I want to commit suicide.

That would make a great hook for the article.

People will want to click.

- I don't do that kind of paperwork.

- I'm doing very well.

I love myself.

I saw a therapist for three years.

I've sorted out this whole mess.

Sorry, you're too late. There's nothing to find there.

I don't even understand what you are looking for.

- It's almost philosophical.

I want to know what motivates you.

That interests me And that will interest the readers.

Awkward laughter

- The readers don't care.

- Non,

I disagree.

- Are you familiar with our company?

- Hmm. - Mmh. People

They'll read this on their toilets.

They will have forgotten the subject when they flush the toilet.

- You no longer need money. Why do you continue?

- You're going to ask that How many times?

- I took a 12-hour train journey.

I'd like to find some substance to our conversation.

- You could have avoid the trip easily.

And rake in as much money as possible. instead of coming here

asking myself the same question 40 times.

- This is a fundamental question.

Make an effort, try to answer it. Why are you continuing?

- Who knows if I'll continue? You know nothing about it.

Even if you stop tomorrow,

Tell me what prompted you to do All these videos, all these years.

Answer and I'll leave you alone.

I promise. Awkward laughter

- What if there was no reason?

- There has to be one. Always.

- No, Ms. Rational, Sometimes, there aren't any.

You knew that the universe is composed Mostly empty space?

There's no reason for that.

I have plenty more examples.

- Why are you resisting?

Does it bother you that much to open up? Is it really that bad?

- Yes, relatively unpleasant. I'm telling you, you're not listening.

I have rarely spent

Such a boring moment in my life!

- It's a shame not to go beyond that.

Use this moment to your advantage. rather than having to endure it.

Are you afraid of my question? which forces you to see the truth.

Annoyed laughter

- I'm not scared for a second!

Your question is pointless.

Like you and the job you do.

Your questions are pointless. your face, your sick mother too.

You should let her die on his hospital bed.

Screw you ! Deeply.

Do you understand, or should I elaborate?

- All right.

She sighs. - Good.

Awkward laughter

I know why I don't do interviews.

It's unbearable.

- No, you're the one who's unbearable.

I wish you Good luck with everything.

I tried.

- I replied to all your questions except one.

Okay, we're even! - No, that's not good.

You didn't play by the rules. I'm sorry for you.

- Get lost! Witch!

- Oh !

- You're not going to, are you? to lecture me.

- That's something an idiot could do. Answering stupid questions.

Why is it so complicated? Why are you so complicated?

- I don't want to talk about myself for ages.

Nor delve into my rotten soul

to understand things that I don't want to understand.

It's annoying me.

- Ah, OK. Great, well, that annoys you.

- I don't know why I'm doing all this.

I don't know and I don't care!

- Would you rather go to jail? - Yeah !

Awkward laughter I couldn't care less.

Let's get out of here!

I don't know how to open it, you fat pig!

I should never have agreed.

You were the one who was scared.

of that poor whore.

Let her die! With his sick mother.

She imitates a groan.

- But wait. What about me? Have you thought of me? You're not alone.

Awkward laughter - Everything pisses me off so much!

I can't take it anymore. What am I doing here?

I don't care, I'll go to jail.

Are you even listening to me?

And me? Did you think of me?

- You'll go to jail too. With me. You deserve it, just like me!

Piano out of tune

- Call to apologize.

She grunts.

I don't know, send a text message. "Sorry, I messed up."

- Pardon. - Uh...

"Let's arrange another meeting." Be nice, make it up to him.

- I'll do what I want, OK?

I'm the one who decides.

And I want to be in my chalet. without anyone.

- Pardon ?

- Yes. Awkward laughter

So, you give me the keys.

- Go ahead, take them, your keys!

She opens the door.

I'm warning you.

You'd better sort this out quickly!

Door

- And there you have it. - THANKS.

Gong

Classical piano music

She plays the "Funeral March" by Chopin.

- That sounds fake.

He sighs.

- Okay, can we go now?

- Go ahead, it's fine.

- We can go.

Mechanism

Oh yes, I forgot to tell you.

Uh, the rescuers They are extremely late.

They will be here in about an hour. - One hour?

- Yeah, sorry. They're goats. Patrick sighed.

- Anyway, I won't wait for them for an hour.

- We have to, for insurance purposes.

- I don't care. I'm not waiting here, it's sordid.

I'll pay if there's a problem.

We're not expecting them.

- There you go. That's... It's about 6 meters away.

- What do you think? It's good. - Hmm.

I don't know.

No, that doesn't seem high enough to me.

We don't see the danger, it looks like a sham. We need to go back up.

- Okay, whatever you want.

Go on, higher.

- OK. Mechanism

- Wait, just don't move.

- Oh no, not that! I hate that thing.

- But you have a t... - It's annoying, look.

- Yeah. - You see?

- Yeah, yeah, OK.

Sorry, I won't do it again.

- I'm not a doll.

- It's because it's windy, You have corn...

- Yes, but I don't care.

- OK.

Uh, sorry, it works.

- There you go, that's 10 m. I won't go any higher.

- But I want higher.

- I'm trying to talk to him.

Uh, excuse me.

You can't go up A little higher up?

Just a little.

- With the wind, It could damage my crane.

I'm not taking the risk. I won't go any higher, sorry.

- He doesn't want to.

- Hein ?

- That's how it is.

It's my equipment, I don't want to damage it. I decide!

Take it or leave it.

She laughed.

- I can buy 50 more from you. New cranes, don't worry.

Do what you are asked.

- What difference will that make?

The height, can I know?

- I want to film something sensational. That's not the case here!

- It will break your legs,

no matter the height.

- I'm talking about staging, you idiot!

What do you know about it?

- I don't give a damn about your staging, Steven Spielberg !

I don't damage my equipment. For your beautiful eyes.

- Who is Spielberg?

- A guy who used to make films.

- I won't go any higher, period.

You don't like it? I'm leaving.

- You won. I'll double your salary.

Entertain me, impress me, monte-la.

He laughed. - That's it, yes.

Does that work for you? Do you think people can be bought?

- Of course we can. Is that a problem?

- Kiss my ass.

I won't go any higher.

Is that clear enough for you?

Suppressed laughter - Who is this guy? Huh?

Technician of my balls, kiss my ass !

- Yes!

Fracas

- What?

Patrick is panting.

Mag!

- Did I film it or not?

She gasps for breath.

- We have a big problem.

- Oh, fuck.

I didn't film it?

- Wendy is dead.

- Hein ?

Who is Wendy?

- The hairdresser.

She died under the piano.

- Ah good ?

- I'm sorry, that's terrible.

She sighs. - Shit.

- No, you mustn't move. Stay like that.

- Patrick.

How many times have I said That you didn't need a hairdresser?

- You could have died. It's a miracle.

He's panting.

We're in deep shit.

The rescue workers are arriving. The protocol was not followed.

It's going to cost you a fortune. - I know what to do.

- What ?

- To bury him.

- Hein ?

- Yeah.

People will say she never came here.

It's as simple as that.

I'm not going to jail for a hairdresser.

- No, you won't go to jail. It was an accident.

Do you love me or not?

- Of course, but...

- So, we bury him.

You bury him.

Look where we are. It's a desert.

No one will find her. Trust me.

Make this body disappear.

That's an order!

Do it.

- But there is a witness.

- That's nothing, I'll take care of it.

She sighs.

Mr. Crane!

Does that appeal to you?

to pocket 500,000 euros without doing anything?

A phone rings.

She sighs.

A phone rings.

- Yes ?

- I would like to apologize.

Regarding what just happened. I'm so sorry.

- You're not sorry. You don't know what that means.

- You are. It is...

I should never have behaved like that.

You don't deserve this much contempt.

I was awful.

I feel terribly guilty.

- You are disconnected from reality, That's your problem.

You know how to communicate better with the others.

It's not your fault, I'm not judging you. It's a shame,

We could have done something good.

- It's still possible. I will make an effort.

- Too late.

I have an early morning train. I'm going back to see my mother.

It should have been done sooner.

You've gone too far, sorry.

I'm not stupid.

You don't want to answer me.

- Non.

She sobs.

No, really. All of this made me...

think a lot.

I even

I fired my personal assistant.

He was someone horribly toxic.

It's him...

She's panting excessively.

...which pushed me

to hide the truth.

She sighs. - You're manipulating me, it's pathetic.

She sniffs. - Please, have mercy.

I really need to talk. She sobs.

Forgive me.

We can meet at my chalet.

I am alone.

- Well, well.

It is you who seem want to sleep with me.

- Not at all, I assure you.

It's because here...

We'll be in a quiet place.

I will say what's on my mind

- Okay, never mind, It doesn't work.

I know you despise me, deep down.

I don't want to anymore, You are a horrible person.

You deserve everything that goes

Fracas - The female dog!

Piano out of tune Exasperated sigh

She breathes a sigh of relief.

Awkward laughter

She sighs.

Slight hubbub

- We could have a story.

Efforts

- You have a wedding ring, Do you think I'm an idiot?

- Oh, my wife... Pff!

Forget it, I can't take it anymore. You have no idea.

- You're drunk. Tomorrow, you will think differently.

- Ah.

A slight laugh

Yeah !

That's beautiful! It's for you.

- I feel sorry for you.

But go ahead, come on.

She sighs.

Tire squeal

She gasps for breath.

She sighs.

Gong

- Good evening.

- Good evening. Embarrassed laughter

Uh, I'm here to do that again. to a journalist friend,

who sleeps here. - The journalist was very friendly?

- Yes.

"Very nice," yes.

- We drop him off

in his room? - Oh, ben,

She's a close friend. I would like to give it to him myself.

The room number?

- Uh, yes. It's... number 31, on the third floor.

That way.

- THANKS.

- Good evening.

He mumbles.

Rustling

- No mutilation. My body is fine.

Nature is well-designed; it repairs itself.

- Answer my question.

"Answer my question."

"Answer my question."

There's a knock.

What about you..."

- Yes ?

...no longer need money? She turns it off.

Yes ?

Yes ?

A frantic cry - Chut!

Door

So, like that, I'm horrible. Is that what you said?

She stammers. - Hein ?

- I'm sorry. No, you shouldn't. You're right.

To think that, it must be said. I'm horrible.

- Non... - Ah, yes!

You know what? You are too, I'll have you know.

- OK.

- Hmm?

Yes, you know, It's human nature

who is like that.

We are horrible living pieces of shit on this planet.

It's not my fault!

- You are right.

- Yes, that's true, I'm right.

She gasps for breath. She screams.

Say that it's horrible.

She gasps for breath.

- I'm horrible.

- Do you sincerely believe that? - Yes !

- So, say it again. - I'm horrible.

Awkward laughter - Alright.

Now, let's play a game, okay? - Hmm.

- I'm the journalist.

I'm asking a question And you must answer it.

Be very careful. because there's a catch.

Are you ready?

- You don't have to threaten me. - I'm the one who decides!

So, Simone...

Which one of us two Which one is the most horrible, in your opinion?

Don't hurt me! She sighs.

- Answer!

- Uh, I'm...

"Answer my question."

"Answer my question."

You see how annoying it is? To be cooked?

- It's annoying, yes. - Mmh. Yes.

So answer my question.

Who is the worst between the two of us? What do you think?

She sobs.

- I don't know, I... - But answer

to my question.

These are your last ten seconds d'existence.

She laughed.

Try to shine a little.

And tell me, who is it? Which one is the most horrible between the two of us?

She sobs. Me.

She sighs.

- Non.

She moaned.

Wrong answer, Simone. She laughed.

- Yes, it does.

I resorted to blackmail. I took advantage of a situation.

- Shut up. She sighs.

Listen to what I'm going to tell you.

I'm the worst one between us.

From very, very far away.

Mmh, I can assure you of that. You're not even in my league.

I am a human piece of shit competitive.

She sniffs. But at least I'm honest.

I'm not pretending to be a good person.

I embrace all the horror within me.

I roll around in it all day like a sow and I relish it.

You see?

- Yes, but you should have answered Exactly that, just now.

That's an excellent answer. to my question.

Because you continue to make your videos

because you decided to accept all the horror

which is within you. That makes perfect sense.

A good response. - I don't understand anything. I don't care.

- We can even resume the interview

at this location. That would be great.

- Oh yes.

- Yes, indeed.

- That would be great.

Good idea. Nervous laughter

But they should have thought of that before.

Huh? Before you die!

Rattle

Short of breath

Oppressive music

- Hey, wait!

Pardon.

More...

is...

Excuse me.

Is...

I never do that, normally. I know it's a big deal and all, but...

I love your crazy idea.

I have been following you for a long time. I'm a huge, huge fan.

Would you mind taking a picture?

- But... how do you know That it's me?

- Well, I recognized your beautiful eyes, Even so, and your voice.

Incredible to see you. I can't believe it.

So, can I?

Short of breath

- OK.

- Ah, great! Thank you, that's so kind!

I'm in a hurry. Uh...

Remove the balaclava. Let us see your braces.

My friends will never believe me otherwise. Pardon.

It is...

Oh, great! Perfect.

Oh ! She breathes a sigh of relief.

You're too beautiful, I can't believe it.

Thanks, that's great.

Gorgeous.

So, be careful.

And...

two... Rattle

She breathes a sigh of relief.

Fracas

She gasps for breath.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

Rattle

She moaned.

But the idiot, the idiot,

The idiot, the idiot, the idioticness!

Nervous laughter

He sniffs. A phone rings.

Efforts

He sighs. A phone rings.

- What ?

- I completely messed up, Patrick.

I messed up big time!

I wanted to fix the situation.

Awkward laughter I created a situation a thousand times worse.

You have to help me. So, You're going to go right now, you filthy maggot,

at the hotel where Simone is staying, look If there are cameras, okay?

This is very important.

- No, but actually, I'm not going to do anything.

I'm not getting involved in your schemes anymore.

So, yeah, I buried Wendy, yeah.

That's true, I did it.

But it was your idea, you see?

I'll go to jail for less time than you. And I don't give a damn.

Anyway,

I'm ready, I'm not afraid anymore. I've covered you enough.

Stop bothering me And leave me alone!

- No, I'm not leaving you alone.

Piano out of tune

- Who is that, Wendy?

- Hein ?

- Who is that, Wendy?

- A hairdresser.

- Did you bury a hairdresser?

- But that wasn't my idea.

Police Sirens

- You forgot your boots. Shall I take them down?

- Ah, the cons.

I'd like that. - Don't move, I'm coming.

Crackling

Embarrassed laughter

Door

Hold. - Thank you, I...

I'm sorry.

Crackling He groaned.

Tone

She sniffs. - Hello ?

- Yes, good evening.

I just neutralized a bald man a 40-year-old who buried a hairdresser.

- Is that okay now?

- Wait. Go ahead, it's okay. - Am I in it?

- Yes, go ahead!

He groaned. He laughed.

- You'll see, we'll get along just fine. You're going to love me!

He laughed.

- Hey, this place is crazy!

Attends...

Where are we, here?

Where are we? Check out this rich man's chalet.

They laugh stupidly.

Hey, that's awesome!

That's crazy!

- She's so good!

Oh! It burns my eyes! just to look at her.

He laughed.

Did you see the size of the peaches? Look at !

Look at !

Ugh! Seriously, Wow, did you see that?

It's colossal, damn it! He laughed.

- It's because the photo is large.

- But I don't know. No!

He sighs. I'm almost in love.

Let go.

Ah, look.

I even love braces.

He laughed. - Oh, no.

That's disgusting, though.

All the food goes in there, Disgusting.

- What do you know about it? - Well, that's common knowledge.

- We don't give a damn. There's no food here!

- If you kiss a girl with a taste of metal, disgusting!

- Come on, come on!

Effort THANKS.

He groaned. The youngest one laughed.

They laugh.

A car is approaching.

Damn...

Damn...

- What is this?

Intriguing music She moaned.

- Damn!

Shit !

She sighs. Shit !

Jerky breathing

Shit ! She sobs.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

- Damn, she looks like she's panicking.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

- Shit.

- She's crying.

- The poor woman.

What do we do?

- On the console? You're with me! On attend.

- You look a lot like your dad, in the dark.

- Hein ?

- I never noticed. Crazy!

- What are you talking about?

- You just look like him, that's all.

- I don't want to look like To that scumbag!

- Well, there's nothing you can do about it.

- Stop looking at me, then!

- What is she doing there?

Fracas

Do you see it?

What's she doing? - Stop asking questions.

Do you want me to hit you, like Dad did? Shut your mouth !

Clicking

Deep sigh

She sighs and then sniffs.

Bip

She moaned.

- Hello. She gasps for breath.

I am Magalie Moreau. She sobs.

- I don't believe it. She's making a video right now.

- What ?

- I swear.

A video, live in front of us.

She sighs. - Hello.

I am Magalie Moreau.

And today...

Are you sure about that?

She's filming herself, I tell you. Look!

That's crazy! - T'es con !

Rustling sounds

Hey! I saw your gypsy scooter.

Parked down there! Do you think I'm stupid?

You have ten seconds to get the hell out

or I'll rip your eyes out and you I'll feed them. I'm not kidding!

He sniffs.

- Sorry. The door was open.

We didn't think about it.

- We didn't steal anything, did we?

We wanted to watch.

- Yeah.

- We are sorry.

Pardon.

He breathes.

- Uh...

You still don't want to How to take a photo?

Are you okay? You don't look well.

- Come on, who cares, let's take the picture. - Yeah.

He laughed.

He takes several photos.

They laugh.

- Great, thank you!

- Thank you, then. Goodbye.

- Hey, hi!

They walk away laughing.

She breathes a sigh of relief.

She sniffs.

She sighs.

They laugh.

The scooter moves away. Bip

- Hi. I'm Magalie Moreau.

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Money. She breathes a sigh of relief.

Hello.

She falls.

Melancholic music

Subtitles: Sandrine Niggeler

Subtitling: TransPerfect Media France