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Hello everyone

I believe you all are well aware of the Kohinoor diamond

It's an expensive diamond...

Wait -

I'm going to tell you something completely new

that you probably don't know

About 175 years ago

In our Andhra region

A Sultan stole this diamond and disappeared

A British man who learned about this

Took it from the Sultan.

And placed it in Queen Elizabeth's crown

Earned a good reputation and settled down. But...

Here's the twist

The British man who looted it from India

Lord Markwell

The twist is that what he stole wasn't one diamond

But two

He cleverly gave one diamond to the Queen

to earn the title "Goodboy"

And secretly kept the other diamond for himself

But his descendants who came after him

The heirs didn't know how to utilise these diamonds

They struggled for generations

The diamonds they had is illegal, hence

Couldn't be sold in proper markets,

so they tried selling them in black markets

Through a front man of an Indian politician involved in illegal trade in England

The buyer pretended the paperless diamond was worthless and negotiated a low price

Cheated them with bottom rates, while the politician's front man was updating him

The front man was giving updates to the politician

The British man gave away the "unlucky" diamond for cheap and left happily

Now the politician is negotiating a 1000 crore deal to sell the diamond

To a wealthy crocodile, sorry, a wealthy tycoon

Now the work of smuggling diamonds from England to India

The politician entrusts to a department

Before we see what this department does and how they do it

Let's first welcome the diamond coming to India. Come on!

Welcome, madam

Everything is clear, sir

I know

Damn! She look so hot!"

Oh..

Queen purse with penguin

You brought this for me, right? Thank you, baby...

Sir Sir

She brought it carefully from 5000 kilometers away

You couldn't even bring it from 5 kilometers

Waste, all of you

Should we send four men and kill him to bring back the doll ?

Why ? should we all go to jail?

Sorry, sir! Sorry, sir!

No, no, we need a different plan.

Only a criminal who can plan without leaving any record can pull this off.

Sir, there is such a man, sir.

Sir, he's the best among the worst.

He never speaks anything but lies.

But there's no police record under his name, sir.

He often quotes a philosophy, sir.

"Whatever anyone says, the truth is what wisdom reveals."

"Arrest him, arrest-arrest him!"

You say he cheated, but what exactly did he cheat?

Someone just explain clearly!

I'll tell you, sir.

My greetings to everyone present here.

My blessings for all of you to lead a joyful life.

In this world, cheating is a big sin

but being cheated is an even bigger sin.

Let's do good.

Speak the truth.

Many things may have caused the world to change like this.

But for me, the main reason is an apple

no, not one, but three apples.

First, the apple Eve bit in the garden.

Second, the apple that fell on Newton's head.

Third, the apple that Steve Jobs created.

Just like I live happily with this Apple phone and Audi car,

you all should live too.

I'll send all of you abroad at no cost.

You must live comfortably there I want to see it with my own eyes.

Sir, ask him to sit.

Hey, sit down!

The mindset you're in now I was in the same place 10 years ago.

I wandered streets, couldn't find a proper job.

Worked at a grocery store, then at a petrol bunk.

Shouted, *"Steel utensils, pots, jars!"*

Went door-to-door washing cars.

A sage saw my talent and changed my life.

You think this man looks ordinary?

He's not just a divine human he's a man who made many prosper.

With his blessings,

I went abroad, earned well, and sent many others too.

Now I want to send 10 lakh people they should work happily abroad.

That's my vision-to see it with my own eyes.

Sir, you're sending us abroad for work

won't you take any money from us?

Who said I won't take money?

Of course I will!

If anyone says anything in this world happens without money,

don't believe them.

That's a lie wrapped in truth. I'll definitely take money from you.

When? After you go abroad and start earning monthly.

First month's salary send it to your parents, your wife.

Second month send to siblings.

Third month send to friends, girlfriend.

Fourth month's salary...?

That's when I'll ask for my fee.

Will you give?

I'll give, sir! We'll give, sir!

I'll send you abroad with no cost earn happily there.

earn happily there.

When you get your fourth month's salary,

will you give me my share?

Can you take an oath?

Step aside.

Hey, move! Let me swear first, sir!

They cheated you by doing false promise on the milk !!!

Yes, sir.

I don't get it.

Go straight on this road, turn right

there's a roundabout. At the corner is *Dimicky Clinic*.

Dr. Mayilsamy is there.

Get a full body check-up and bring his certificate

I'll handle the rest.

Take a deep breath-inhale, exhale.

I can't take this anymore,

You can-you're still young.

Go, just go.

Greetings.

Sit, sit...

Why do you look unhealthy, Sugar-ah ?

Nothing much-just a little in starting stage, border.

How many people came?

1,050 people came.

I am myself a fraud, are you trying to cheat me !, 1,372 came!

Demand to all this correctly

Listen, I do all the tests, I get just Rs 1000.

You get Rs 4000 commission without doing anything

is this fair?

Yes, It's unfair! Next time, 4,000+ will come.

Can I do one thing, I can switch clinics *Ganga Clinic* is offering Rs 500 per head!

Sir, sir! I told this as a comedy!

Comedy! Look, your comedy should make people laugh

give the money!

Take it.

Balance?

Look,

shouldn't cheat-be honest,

or Sugar will kick you out!

He says you cheated-you say he cheated.

What really happened?

He said he'd take us abroad but didn't. He fooled us!

Sir, he made us do medical tests for foreign jobs.

Sir, I have a manpower employment contract. 1,372 people came.

Only 30 were medically eligible.

The rest had diseases-all kinds!

One guy shouted his liver is damaged from drinking!

That man there his sugar is over 450.

If he eats late, he'll die! How can we send them abroad?

High sugar?

Yes, sir.

Hey, get out!

Why do 4-5 people move together when I ask one to leave?

Sorry, sir! Sugar, sir!

I'll bow to you, ma'am-just go!

This BP....sugar.. cough... ? is fine, sir.

Then?

Half the people have *piles*, sir.

I've seen a movie called *Rowthiram* what's piles?

Sir, it's called *fistula* later, it becomes a lump near the anus.

It itches a little, sir. Itches?

Yes, but it stays like that, sir. Oh...

It spreads in four directions first stage of Piles (anus disease).

What? People with this stand weirdly, sir.

Like our constable standing there! What?

Sir, let me explain-swelling, bleeding, blood clots.

External piles burst, turn into blood clots

that's *pavuthiram*. In English: *"Hemorrhoids."*

They can't sit straight, sir awkward posture.

Hey...

Hey, go!

Everyone, leave!

Hey, you-sit!

Who's this guy lifting his head like a lizard?

Sir, sir!

What's wrong with you?

Sir, he escaped from a mental hospital and bit a dog on the road!

He bit a dog?

The dog is serious, sir!

Hey, take him away!

He'll bite someone!

Sir, should I leave?

Stop-I doubt you!

Why are you just calling me repeatedly? I said I'm coming!

Someone named Arivu.. gave Rs 1 lakh should we take it or not?

Wait, wait!

What man!?

Where is he? Bring him here. Okay, sir!

Sir.

Sir, choose among the four...

If one girl suffers, my heart can't take it so take all four!

Baby, your mustache is growing!

Come, darling.

Awesome baby, awesome!

(Belching)

Sorry, sir-slept in the car all night. It's Uncomfortable.

You interrogated me for hours

the man you want isn't me!

They have brought the wrong person

Hey...

Hey, don't act innocent I know your crimes!

We need a toy..

Fetch that toy and give it to us.

Ask what you want, take it, and leave.

You want the doll?

He can easily bring a toy, if he can bring me?

I live by justice, truth, and compassion.

It's like you give a knife to Gandhi or a bullet to Buddha

it won't work!

The man you want isn't me!

Why does he keep saying, *"I'm not him!"*?

He's lying, sir!

I am sure sir..!

Policeman friendship is like an acid bath my grandma said!

Sir, my grandfather...

Hey, go! Get out!

Go!

Go-I'll deal with you later.

You know what's inside that doll?

Worth crores-a diamond!

With that, you could buy an entire city.

Crores?

I'll handle the deal-find another guy.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Sir, first I thought of leaving but now I feel like staying.

He said *"I'm him"*

why joke after all this time?

You kept denying-now what changed?

Sir, I was scared of police traps.

Thought you'd frame me but now I trust your request.

After reconsidering, I think I can do it.

Sir, thief!

Who are you?

Hey, where did it disappear to?

Ma'am, two people came for this sling bag!

Hey, do you know who I am?

Hey...

Ah...

Ma... hey... hey...

Hey, I can't catch him-you do it!

Leave me!

Ah...

You said *"doll"-but look, it's a real woman!

hey.. Customs.. You imported a doll that looks exactly like a woman!

Oh...

Why?

*"Please open the door, help!"* Hey, run!

Thank you, sir.

Hey!

Hey, why did you open the gate?

Our car, sir.

What's in your hand?

Rs 500 tip, sir.

Oh no!

This is the several crore-worth diamond?

If he's buying a village, we'll buy it first!

Looks like Sandeep's car. It *is* Sandeep's car, sir!

He's coming fast!

Hey, it's our guy, start the car! Fast, fast!

Go, go! Mmm...

Stop! Something wrong.. Move the car-quick!

Why'd you come so far? I was already there!

Why didn't you stop?

Sir, personal work, sir.

Trying to fool me?

Won't tell?

I'll beat you to death!

Tell me! Are you mocking me?

Sir, I swear I didn't see the doll in that house!

Sir, seeing so much cash and jewellery-I got greedy.

Don't lie!

You took the doll! Ah... ah...

He won't confess.

Get court custody permission If you put him in a gorilla cell,

Truth will come out under torture.

Lock me in a gorilla cell or anaconda cell I didn't see the doll!

Liar! Die today!

For assault and attempted robbery of cash/jewellery...

...15 days police custody granted for investigation.

Why are you all staring like that?

Rubbing hands? What's this?

What? Sir.

Did you hear any Screaming sound? No, sir.

No reaction even after hours he's tough.

Men get quarter biryani + egg;

women get cotton sarees + Rs 200 for groceries.

I'll make you ward member, then councillor.

Happy? Rest will follow then we'll celebrate bigger!

Those who don't do this right will get caught.

Sir, he's making me a councillor

He says he will make him a ward member.

Request him about your promotion now itself, sir.

Influential person, sir!

Yes, sir! Want me to sit along with you...?

I'll take care of you later!

Shit

This freedom air isn't even clean!

This place was full of bushes and shrubs like a jungle,

but now it's turned into a temple!

Then that diamond...

Let's salute whichever god this is.

What kind of temple is this?

Can't you read the board? It's the "Sleeping Sage Temple," sir.

Five or six months ago, this was just barren land, right?

Three months ago, there was heavy rain, sir.

A statue of a sleeping sage surfaced from the mud.

That's how this temple came to be.

Oh, I see.

Bro, two teas please. Damn, this temple seems powerful!

Yeah, bro!

A guy in the next village got his finger chopped off in a cutting machine.

Oh no!

He came here, prayed to the sage,

and his chopped finger grew back!

Now he has six fingers on that hand, bro!

is it !?

That's nothing. Let me tell you something even more special.

A man brought his bull to this temple,

Offered a donation, and left it in the donation box.

When he turned back after offering, the bull had turned into a cow!

Oh God! Milk comes from the cow's udder.

how can we believe all this?

Even I didn't believe,

But they gave me coffee mixed with the cow's milk.

After drinking it, the taste was divine!

The sage's miracles are real!

Yo, are you brewing tea in that milk?

Yes, sir.

Make it strong! Add one for the lady too. Mmm...

There were many in this world known for their discipline and virtue.

And the last in that line is Shanmugam, the barber.

We don't need money, brother.

Four people must vouch for my work's cleanliness

that's Shanmugam's style.

Greetings, brother.

Welcome! Haircut or shave?

My scalp is itching badly. Need a clean shave.

Oh, a clean shave? Sure, sit down.

Just two minutes, brother.

Why don't you come for haircuts anymore?

Settled in Pondicherry after drink?

Yeah, brother.

Your hair looks like a cinema star's now.

Welcome, sir! Haircut or shave?

No, sir. Actually, this is...

Sir, we specialise in facial bleaching, waxing, everything!

Tell me what you need.

No, sir. I want to go abroad without spending a single rupee.

Oh, that? Wait here, I'll be back in two minutes.

his face looks familiar, but I can't remember where.

Hey, Sanjana! A bird got caught. Come, we'll pluck its feathers today!

Dress up quick and come!

Six people for Japan, twelve for Singapore-okay, sir?

Next Sunday morning,

I'll send them on the early flight, sir. They must be safe!

You handle the accommodations. New guys... Thank you!

I am Shan. Hello, I am...

Okay, okay.

"Whatever anyone says, the truth is what wisdom reveals."

Wow.

Cheating people is wrong, sir.

But being cheated is an even bigger mistake.

Yo, why are you buzzing around? Are you in or out?

Let's speak the truth and do good

that's this agency's... Excuse me, sir.

Who are you?

I am Sanjana, sir. Do you remember me?

Sorry, I forgot.

Because of you, I got a job at Emirates Airlines, sir!

Oh, how sweet of you!

This is my fourth month's salary it's for you.

Oh, thank you so much! Super!

I'll never forget you in my life.

Sir, listen carefully. Only three apples changed the world.

This Apple in my hand is the one that changed my life.

this meeting is for you all to live happily with this Apple Phone and Audi car

I'll send all of you abroad at no cost!

You'll live joyfully abroad. What, sir?

Happily, peacefully-just like me.

Isn't that the next dialogue, Shanmugam sir?

From the bottom of my heart, I'll send you abroad with no expenses.

Sir, he knows everything! Give me the money now-I'll escape right now!

Sir, just two minutes, sir!

How can I escape? Wait, sir! Go, go! I know about your Emirates job!

Yo, where do you run? Get lost! Nothing can be done.

Some barber must be cutting beneath banyan or peepal tree.

Here, Rs 50 each-run! Yo!

My dealings going high! Don't ever come to your shop again!

Go, go! Don't act like giving me a Rs 1 lakh business.

Here, throw these duplicate notes somewhere and run!

Don't let catch you!

Guru, guru!

Protector of the helpless! I searched for you all over the world.

I couldn't find you. Thank you so much, God, for letting me meet him.

Now you finally know who I am. Why this drama?

I don't know how to earn crores without the police noticing.

That's why I followed your route.

There's a better job we can swindle in six months

Tell me, I'm in!

You must obey whatever I say.

I'll be like a dog.

No questioning "why." I'll stay silent.

Stay with me. Even if you chase me away, I won't leave.

There's this "Sleeping Sage Temple" who owns it?

That's...

Our MLA controls that temple.

Do you know that MLA?

We don't have much connection with him.

But we have our guy who's works for MLA

his name is Vetri.

Can I meet Vetri? we can.

Super!

The bell rings in my heart suddenly, Your image pulls me in like magic.

With a sniper's gaze, he shoots gently, With laser eyes, he touches softly.

Cocaine eyes sprinkle silent intoxication, Like a gambler, he strikes a girl's heart.

If you come close, he'll switch to cocktails, "Hey Angelina, even Jolie is on the waiting list!"

Gen Z Romeo, the key to kisses, Love is just a game, all intoxication.

Midnight baby, why polio? Heart fenced, lip-lock delayed.

If you search for Mother Teresa, you'll find Kim Jong-un. Will you get her, my dear?

What will you do after having kids? You'll become a pickle in the lunchbox too.

Fights with the wife-the village hears, But the wounds strike deep inside.

Family life is like a train with no stops, A girl without bail is Central Jail.

You have a parallel life, Why hold onto worries?

If you live single and watch, Happiness will circle you like a guard.

The whole family is always a burden on your back, Even standing straight, wounds pile up daily.

Your life is in your hands, Let's fly-we have wings!

Shake it off, fast!

You're not jumping into a well, But bathing in fire!

Why hide a sweet life inside you, One you forgot to flaunt?

Gen Z Romeo, the key to kisses, Love is just a game, all intoxication.

Midnight baby, why polio? Heart fenced, lip-lock delayed.

Come, be the road where white clouds run, Come, be our ancient way of life.

Come, be the hesitation of swaying water, Come, fulfill unspoken desires.

Hmm, is it 9 o'clock? Still sleeping.. First, check that clock.

It's 9 o'clock. Oh no, that man will scream again.

Brother, this wealth, power, politics, family all are your blessings.

If you hadn't died, I wouldn't have gotten this position.

Your entire wealth came to me.

I made your wife my wife,

raised your child as my own with love and care.

For this, I always need your blessings.

Greetings, Guru. Hmm, tell me, Shanmugam.

Our Vetri is meeting the MLA at Sathanjali Ashram.

Go and handle it. Thank you very much.

You stay here, I'll go inside and come back. Alright.

Greetings, Swami. Tell Swamiji that Gnyaya Prakasham has come.

Tell Swamiji that Naye Prakasham has arrived. (Not Required)

Naye Prakasham.

No, ma, Gnyaya Prakasham. Naye Prashadam.

Go tell them the MLA has arrived. Okay, LMA sir.

LMA sir, meet the sage! Hmm, why is he sitting like this?

Greetings, Swami. Welcome, what's the matter?

I need to see the master Swamiji.

Swamiji is meditating upside down inside water.

It'll take 10 more days for him to surface.

No, I need to discuss something important.

If I say it once and you don't understand, should I repeat it?

No, it's about the donation.

Donation or crab matter-understand, sir.

Swami, we have big work. I've brought Rs 10 lakhs in advance.

Rs 10 lakhs? No one here treats that little as money.

If Swamiji finds out, he'll scold. Please take it and leave, sir.

Then?

Now leave. They'll give you ghee laced ladoos-eat and go.

Yo, I didn't come here for ladoos!

You're angry. Your BP spikes, your heart might burst and you'll die!

Yo, watch your words!

I should've understood when she said LMA sir. Keep it inside.

They didn't take the money.

They are acting tough!

They said Rs 10 lakhs isn't even money to them. Keep it inside.

Drive fast-we need to see Anitha. Take the railway bridge route.

Alright.

How much? Rs 30, sir.

Rs 30? Why is it high?

It's cheap! Yesterday in the next village, they sold it for Rs 60!

You can't sell it for Rs 30 and manage a shop & wife.

There's a wife, sir. But no shop.. can I own a shop..

If you think "Can I?" you'll never succeed.

Believe you can you'll definitely make it. Here, take this.

Sir, I don't like taking from you.

Yo, since you feel that way, I have an idea. Tell me.

Tell me, sir. Look, the MLA comes this way.

Stop him and say what I tell you.

Handle it right, brother.

Okay, sir.

Sir, you're leaving without paying?

hey, this is perfect wife for your life.

Hey, who's blocking like that?

Greetings, sir!

Hey, is this how you block a car Without common sense ?

Sorry, sir! Let me say a word!

What's the matter?

I set up a shop by the road, but the police keep harassing me.

If you say something, it'll help.

Let's see. Please have a tender coconut, sir.

No, no. You drink, sir.

hey, will you accept whatever anyone offers?

It's just coconut water!

Sir, if he forgets, please remind him.

Okay.

Sir, can I take a selfie with you?

Here I come, ma'am.

Don't lose women's votes.

You know how to ask photo, right? smile.

Happy now?

Thank you so much!

See you, ma'am. Alright, sir.

What's this ticking sound? It's irritating me on and off.

Big brother, I think it's coming from the back door.

Which door?

Hey, the money bag is missing!

The money bag is missing?

Brother, it must be in the back.

Hey, pull the car over!

He kept the bag right here!

Gone! Everything's gone!

Where's the money bag? How should I know? I was with you!

In big places, drivers and cooks know all the secrets.

Tell me the truth.

I was with you, all along.

Get lost, dog! Don't stare at my face! Brother!

Brother!

Next time, come only with my money! Brother, I didn't take it!

If money is not returned, you're dead.

Hey Kumar, where are you?

I'm at our bar. I need to talk to someone. Please help me

Why are you making my ear bleed? Hey, no one come to help

No one helps when asked

He won't come for sure,

sir. This is Kali Yuga, sir. No one helps when asked-that's reality.

mm.. full...!?

Sir, I'll drink half of this, but can you help me drink the balance?.

Sir, I'm helping you, sir.

Sir.

Sir, who's that girl?

How, sir?

What else, sir? At this age, in this atmosphere

raw drink, pickles beside only girls can be the reason!

Her name is Yazhini, sir.

She's my goddess-my life, sir!

But her father is a beast, sir. Why blame fathers?

There's a link, sir! A link!

My girl-her father-is the reason,

sir. To win Yazhini, I went to their house as a driver.

Whether I drove well or not, I nurtured my love well, sir.

That love grew and grew until...

...it became like this, sir. What happened?

Rs 10 lakhs,

sir! he lost Rs 10 lakhs somewhere and framed me for theft!

But one thing, sir-if i found him.

I'll crush him with my own hands... Hey, hey!

What's done is done. Let's think about the next move.

Finish off her father who's obstacle to your love. He is an MLA, sir.

An MLA? Yes, sir.

He owns lands, assets, luxuries.

You saw that temple on the way the Sleeping Sage..

Outback land-he built it.

That Sleeping Sage Temple is his. What's his gain in that?

Temples mean income, right?

If Yazhini must be with you, you must help me.

One help? I'll do a thousand helps ask me, sir!

Whatever I say, you must do without asking "why." Will you?

I will, sir! Till I get Yazhini, I'll stay with you.

Will this work?

We'll turn a tea-seller into a sage! He'll sit in the hall, brewing tea!

You're not Appasami., Sukhananda.

My future is in your hands! Watch and act!

Greetings, Swami. My name is Lakshmi. The girl next door is Mangalam.

Yazhini!

The girl next door is Mangalam.

Oh, he says "Let there be Mangalam!"

They said Mangalam is already pregnant Trouble, trouble!

He keeps blessing "Mangalam, Mangalam!" yes.. yes..!

Yazhini!

Take it, take it!

Why are you threatening me?

hey.. Appasami If you shave your beard, you look like a real murderer!

It's hereditary.

Look, before they know that this is a drama,

cheat them out of the money we planned.

Rs 2000 for you, Rs 3000 for me-right?

What's up, friend? When did you wake up?

Only after sleeping can one wake up!

Yazhini, Yazhini You kept mumbling while sleeping.

Don't know friend, she's in me like mixing alcohol and water.

I promised to unite you two that's all I've been thinking about.

Don't know what to do.

To impress someone, you must enter their heart.

but, He threw you out. There's no other way now

does she have a Side chick?

Don't know about a Side chick,

but he's turned all the Outback land in the village into temples!

Built temples?

Temple... Found it, huh?

So, what's the idea?

First, we'll go inside that temple.

Understood?

Super idea, bro!

Sir, please do charity!

Sir, oh sage! Please donate, sir!

Do charity, sir!

Sir.

Here, take Rs100.

Sir.

Wait! You're donating just Rs100 in my area?

I've known these boys since childhood. Here's Rs200!

200..?

What? For our people, you should donate at least Rs500!

Leader, Rs500? Make it Rs2000!

Did they reissue the currency, Swami? Exactly.

Swami, this is invalid, Swami.

Invalid?

How..?

What if someone suddenly comes to the temple with no money?

What will you do?

Here it is, Swami.

You rascals!

Master... They're in the update.

What should we do?

I think they'll cooperate. Explain everything to them.

Look, brother... Whatever you need, the Sir will provide.

What you earn in a month during Thai Poosam, he can give in a single day.

But you must follow his words. We'll definitely do it, Swami.

You gave Rs500 won't we even do this much?

1.. 2.. 3.. Only six of you? Are there more?

There are more in our group, Swami. Call everyone!

Hey, Arappa, Porappa!

Jimikki, Kimikki, come! Sir is giving money!

Hey, hey, hey!

Sir is offering jobs and money!

Where have you been? I just went to defecate, Swami.

Swami, I rushed while on the job, as you called us.

Defecate...!!! What can we do?

Should we wash and gather them?

Let's wash them overall and take them. Okay, Anjimarappa.

Swami, they're speaking our slang! How, Shanmugam? This slang?

Before the barber shop, this was my area, right?

Ah, Arappa, Arappa, Injimarappa!

Ouch, it burns! It burns! Apply soap properly!

Stop it! I told you to stop it!

If we knew this work was so hard, we wouldn't have come!

You are making us to brush our teeths, bathe...

Is bathing such a difficult task for you?

No! We bathe only once a year We just bathed three months earlier.

Now you're making us bath again with lots of foam!

Quick, quick! Get in line!

Look, the water's turning black like a curry pot!

Oh..

Even ants are bowing!

I bow to you, Swami.

ants bowing to the sage?

Swami, bless us!

Welcome, Swami! Come, come!

*Chants in pseudo spiritual language*

Swami, who are you? Where are you from?

For 2,500 years, I've lived in the Himalayas.

People there call me Arivananda. You may also call me the same.

Alright, Swami. Why have you come here?

*More pseudo-spiritual chants*

Do not disturb Arivananda in deep meditation. Mind it!

2,000 years ago,

our guru foresaw that the soul of the Sleeping Sage resides here.

To sanctify this land,

To sanctify this land, he has come to communicate with the Sleeping Sage's soul.

When will he open his eyes?

Only the Sleeping Sage and Arivananda know.

Until then, we must remain peaceful and worship him. Understood?

Arivanandam!

Long live! Long live! Arivanandam! Long live!

Hey, I'll smash you to pieces! Watch out!

Wait, wait! I'll give it! Stay quiet or I'll kill you!

Arivanandam! Long live!

I'll pluck your remaining hair! Watch out!

I'll stab you! Stab! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

Why have you come to see the sage?

Sir, my husband drinks too much.

No kids, Swami.

What can I do?

My father has two wives. That's common in our village!

My mother has three husbands.

Hey, that's not common anywhere!

we are totally 11 offsprings.

Your father was a hard worker.

I'm aged and still unmarried.

That's why I came to see the sage.

Then give me your phone number.

Hmm, this is turning into trouble, Swami.

Friend, more devotees have come than we expected.

This is the perfect time to end the meditation. What do you think?

Ok.. ok..

Swami, I'm ringing the bell now.

Mm mm.

Long live Arivananda Swami! Long live!

Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

He's doing all sorts of tricks with his fingers like a great magician!

He is aiming perfectly while closing his eyes!

He's watching-finished.

I'm going there-I need him! Be patient, ma'am! Sit down!

Can I hug him? Something's pulling me!

Swami will come. I need the sage's grace!

don't leap! don't leap!

Wait, ma'am! Be patient!

It's over now. You may begin.

Beloved children of the Sleeping Sage...

For the past two days,

I've spoken with the Sleeping Sage's soul and rejoiced.

As per his command,

I have awakened here to grant you a peaceful life.

How to live peacefully, Swami?

Be detached, like a snake without a den.

What is detachment, Swami?

Attachment is the starting point of sin.

Its endpoint is worldly bondage.

You all live like tangled fish in a net.

If you ever get caught in the web of attachment, you'll have to go to heaven.

So, even if you must live silently, live detached. That's my advice.

Detachment is something you can cut off. Once entangled,

one becomes two, two becomes four it never ends.

This chain will make you suffer. So, stay detached.

Swami.

Swami.

Your brother Mokkasami, your younger brother Angusami,

your sister Annamayil aren't they your problems?

Yes, Swami!

Mix vasambu, dried ginger, and thumba flower and donate Rs10,000.

Offer it to the Sleeping Sage for 1,008 weeks. Your problems will reduce.

Don't stop at Rs10,000

the more you give, the more sins decrease.

The less you give, the more sins increase.

Swami.

Friend, what's this 1,008 weeks calculation?

Did you observe him properly? I did.

1,008 weeks is roughly 19 years.

Will he even live that long after drinking cheap Rs130 liquor? Not even God knows!

Beyond that...

Let's extend it by another 1,008! Brilliant!

Swami, accept me as your disciple! Come, daughter.

Accept me too, Swami! Accept me!

Him?

This is free. That's a connection.

Bisibilabad, Sindubad, Hyderabad.

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Any disguise suits him

Bisibilabad, Sindubad-what connection?

I shouldn't leave him, till my last breath!

Devotees flock to see the new sage at the Sleeping Sage Ashram.

Crowds gather for blessings.

The sage, who calls himself Arivananda,

claims to have meditated in the Himalayas

for 2,000 years before arriving at the ashram.

The sooner we make money safe, the better.

Chief, every dawn brings fear. We need the right person

I called you all to discuss this Sleeping Sage.

Sir, I investigated thoroughly. The sage is trustworthy

people praise him. Our Vetri is with him too.

I saw that too, sir.

Let's think and decide wisely.

Who is calling at lunchtime?

Hello sir

Hello Mr.Palpayasam

Next you have an interesting project

You are going to interrogate that Arivnananda

Sir, whether he's a sage or a rogue.., reporters thrive on exposing secrets.

That is the job of reporter Palpayasam sir.

*Chants in pseudo-spiritual language*

Speaking is one power-listening is greater. Your energy grows as you listen.

How are you? fine

Don't worry about the past. Shall we see the sage ?

you have all rights brother, let's go see him.

He'll guide you right.

Greetings, Swami.

Did you tell Vetri? No, Swami-you tell them.

Come.

Swami.

I have no permission to stay among sinners like you in this sinful place.

I've decided to leave.

No, Swami! Stay here!

Sit down.

At 20-stick fights. At 40-brawls. At 43-April Fool's Day...

You harmed an old women named Sukunasundari. Swami!

Should I list more? No, Swami!

Is there a remedy for all this? There is.

When I perform rituals, if you feel cool, your sins are cleansed.

If you feel heat, this place is unworthy, and I'll leave.

Proceed?

Alright, perform it, Swami.

*Chants in pseudo-spiritual language*

*More chants*

What do you feel? Swami, I feel very cool!

I don't believe you.

Vetri.. Swami

It's definitely cool, Swami.

You've become pure.

Swami, if you've purified me, purify this place too!

All surrounding lands are mine use them as you wish.

You may use objects but not love them.

You may love people but not use them.

*More pseudo-spiritual chants*

What's he doing?

Hey, the sage closed his eyes when will he open them?

Could take a week-who knows?

Who's he talking to for a week?

He's conversing with other sages in the upper world.

Let's leave and come another day.

Alright, let's go.

The Jala Jala Jala water fight begins! The vesels are shaking, haray haray!

Flash flash flash, the teeth are shining! The locker are laughing, hooray hooray!

The Jala Jala Jala water fight begins! The vesels are shaking, haray haray!

Flash flash flash, the teeth are shining! The locker are laughing, hooray hooray!

Set up the tent, play the holy man, Plate stacked with cash - here's your cut, dude

Hey! Ho! Hey! - It's all a scam.. All just fraud Everything you touch turns to money. Let the vibe go up!

Hey! Ho! Hey! - It's all a scam.. All just fraud Everything you touch turns to money. Let the vibe go up!

G O D God gave me a house The line he drew is the road, put it on top

When desire comes to mind, the earth is not enough Everyone will bring a new god

The old times have changed, people have become fixed on the story Make a different plan, show a hundred tricks every day

blessings are waiting of the coming and going crowd tricks are said and spells are changed

Set up the tent, play the holy man, Plate stacked with cash - here's your cut, dude

Hey! Ho! Hey! - It's all a scam.. All just fraud Everything you touch turns to money. Let the vibe go up!

Hey! Ho! Hey! - It's all a scam.. All just fraud Everything you touch turns to money. Let the vibe go up!

The desire to rule the world is a demon Because they speak millions of lies

A group that pulls with greed Those who come with a hundred wishes

Make way for someone's needs Another goes there, it's a useless job

Hare Hare

Hey! Ho! Hey! - It's all a scam.. All just fraud Everything you touch turns to money. Let the vibe go up!

Hey! Ho! Hey! - It's all a scam.. All just fraud Everything you touch turns to money. Let the vibe go up!

The Jala Jala Jala water fight begins! The vesels are shaking, haray haray!

Flash flash flash, the teeth are shining! The locker are laughing, hooray hooray!

The Jala Jala Jala water fight begins! The vesels are shaking, haray haray!

Flash flash flash, the teeth are shining! The locker are laughing, hooray hooray!

He's here! The Swami is here!

Yes, the Swami has arrived! Vetri stop the vehicle!

Welcome, Swami! Welcome! Yo, why's there such a huge crowd?

Everyone's here to see you, Swami! Why? What's there to see me?

Wait... You're the Swami?!

Yo, look at him! He looks like a cop in un-uniform!

Swami, he's your crazy devotee!

What's all this chatter? You look here, look there

A beautiful girl has come to see you!

Actress Sangamithra is here!

Sangamithra?!

Hey, why'd you crawl in through the window ?

The door's right here! Keep quiet!

Hey, buddy, you're not Arivu now. Don't ditch the "Aarivaanandam" character!

Yo, move inside! Move inside!

Move inside?!

He's talking about the car! Go! The Swami's here! He's here!

Step aside! Step aside!

Step aside! Step aside!

He'll bless you! Come, Swami! Come!

Come! Hey, hey-don't touch the Swami!

The Swami will bless you all! You'll prosper in life!

Swami, the actress is here to see you!

Swamiji, I'm Sangamithra, the actress. Oh, really?

This is my mother. My name is Narmadha, Swami.

Narmadha, Swami! You come here-no, you go there!

Tell... tell..

Mm...

Why don't we sit inside and talk?

Let's sit and talk! Talk!

Shanmugam! Swami!

My devotees love me. I'll meet them anytime. Got it?

I really like Sangamithra...

I need to see her now. She has 10 minutes to be here, or you're out.

Done, Swami!

He is playing well ..

Fine, let me ask you he said who he likes. Who do you like?

Don't tell anyone...

but Sangamithra's mom, Narmadha I really like her.

What ? Sangamithra's mother?

Okay, never mind that...

Did you see how our friend was sneakily peeking

The one who does that is the Guru. "Gurunathar"

Oh no!

I've got work. I'm going for a bath.

You've got 8 minutes left!

Four channels a week, five serials She was busy 20 days a month, Swami!

Oscillating like an octopus!

At least 2-3 movies a year, Swami!

Metro passes at speed!

Someone's evil eye got me just one scene, and they garlanded me!

One scene, a garland and they ended my story!

You've got to perform a ritual and lift her market, Swami!

Lift it and hold it!

We believe in you, Swami! Stay 8 days at the ashram-

Stand neck-deep in the tank all night, wear jasmine on the full moon-

Worship with this ascetic, and your market will soar, ma!

We'll do it, Swami!

Let's do it today!

Then we'll... Ah..

Shouldn't I be the one saying that?

Can a sunflower command the sun?

The bell's rung, Swami!

So many devotees are waiting outside to see you!

Let them wait, Shanmuganatha.

Waiting is the best way to reach God. Oh..

Show them our ashram's beautiful room.

No need-I'll...

Chandrashtamam!

What's up?

Nothing... You yourself has come to see me!

Mm... I didn't come to see you I came for the Swami!

For the Swami?

From now on, I'm the auditor for this trust.

Mm, right.

Fine, lift it-hey, what are you doing?!

You told me to lift! I said lift the luggage, go!

The luggage ?!

Swami!

We asked for a trust auditor the MLA sent his daughter!

I told him to send her. You're happy, right?

Ma, Yazhini! Yes, Swami!

You'll stay at the ashram and handle the accounts. Yes, sir!

Your office is inside. Okay, Swami-I'll go!

Hey, she's here for accounts you settle her with yourself, okay?

Oh, Swami! You're too much!

Hey, hey-this is next-level! The makeup artist will struggle!

Bless me! Be good!

Famine hit bull!

(Singing a Tamil song)

How's the room. Someone's staying here, it seems.

Yes... Why? It's my room.

Got another room?

You sleep on bed, I'll sleep on the floor.

I know about you. got another room?

Need one? Nah.

Come on, let's go. I thought I could just roll around...

Is the Swami here?

(Chanting in Tamil)

(Chanting continues)

(Chanting continues)

(Chanting ends with "Thiruchitrambalam" thrice)

Mm..

Planets keep on changing. Man must adapt to change, just like the Planets.

Swami, I have a doubt.

What doubt?

Swami, if this sounds like a question, tell me-I'll throw him out!

Throwing out isn't important, Shanmugam-answering is. Ask, my son.

You say people in society are changing

but they call such people "chameleons." Your thoughts?

Ah, what a beautiful question!

For these humans, there exists a world.

For that world, there exists a need."

"For that need, there exists justice. For that justice, there exists a wound."

"For that wound, there exists a remedy. See how profound this sounds?"

"That remedy is this spiritual feast! Magnificent, magnificent!"

"Don't overthink it. What's your purpose? Who are you?"

"I am a spiritual researcher."

"Hmm, I see."

"Wait, my son. To answer your questions, I shall consult the Divine and return."

"Let the ascetic's holy name resonate! Oh Lord!"

Chants "Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Jimbarey Jimbarey!"

Whispering "Buddy, this guy's a reporter named - Palpayasam'

MLA Gnana Prakasham. Watch him squirm when he's cornered!"

He took and posted private videos of other people.

He has a total of 1 million subscribers. Speak carefully

He decided

"Did you lie to God Himself, Palpayasam? Swami..."

"How do you know my name?"

I know not only your name but also the YouTube channel you run

I also know that 10,42,860 people have pressed the bell button on it

"Swami, I have so many questions to ask!"

ask pal, the truth never disappears, the sun never turns black

Swami, you said you came from the Himalayas,

when did you go?

"Just now, 2,500 years ago..."

What makes you go?

"One day, my friend and I were playing with toy horses in my room..."

"Suddenly, an orange hued beam from the sky struck me.

That beam spoke to my friend..."

"It told him: Reveal my words to the world.'

So we sat together-he dictated, I wrote..."

"I finished inscribing on palm leaves,

pierced the left side, bound it with thread, and hung it myself."

"Who's your friend?" "He is Thiruvalluvar."

"Thiruvalluvar?!"

"Yes. And what you wrote"

"was the Thirukkural!" "The Thirukkural?!"

"Thiruvalluvar gave the world the Kural.

What did he give you?"

"He poured wisdom into my hands, again and again, that divine soul!"

"To gift you, I've brought a rare Himalayan elixir..."

"Here, young Swami!"

This is salt and charcoal, Payasam!

Look, he bought 8 bottles for 40 rupees at Tirupur bus stand!

Expired too!

"Our prasadam is unique!"

Tie your dhoti properly!

Here. Swami, is this a tamarind seed?

No, it's the Guru's wisdom prasadam!

Do I eat it whole or grind it?

Put it in your mouth and pour milk over it!

It won't kill you-your body can handle it.

Don't worry.. your body can handle it.

"Hey, are you leaving or shall I leave. Yazhini! Yazhini! Wait a second!"

"No no, I came because I bought you a gift. Wanted to give it before leaving."

"What is it?" "Open it and see!"

"What is it?"

"I love you, baby. Wear this for me."

Will anyone propose love with this?

Just like I'm in your heart, I should be on your clothes too - that's why!"

"I've already told you I already have someone. He's got great style!"

"Then give this to your future wife!"

"How would I know her size?"

"To my millions of devotees: My humble request.

This place has been tainted by evil forces. It must be purified."

"The air here must be cleansed.

Therefore, no one should come to see me for 2 days."

"Pray to God from your homes that is my loving request."

"Aarivanandam! Aarivanandam! Aarivanandam! Aarivanandam!"

This incident wasn't caused by humans

it was divine intervention.

People's sins and a godless,

wicked soul had turned this place into a den of evil.

As the saying goes, all life born in this world must perish.

Just as man is born to die, it exploded and scattered on its own.

This is what they call "physics" in English.

There's only one thing you must do

wake the sleeping sage, bow to him, and help remove the stupa.

Alright, Swami.

Shanmuga... Swami.

We need to arrange a new stupa. We'll fulfill your wish.

You did all these things and ...

Hey, tell me. I need to talk to you alone.

It's open, Come in.

He knows it now.. Vettri it's for your own good...

Don't fool me like you fool the village.

Bank balance? Zero. Not even ten paise in my pocket.

When I crossed the road, the car

The bag with the money was just lying there, sleeping.

Instead of letting it sleep there, I grabbed it and ran.

Now that you've taken it, do you know how much good it's done me?

That's exactly why I brought you here as penance.

Oh? What penance did you do?

You're the one who emptied half that bag!

I called you, bathed you, fed you, bought you clothes,

and now you're lying around moaning "Yazhini, Yazhini" like a lovesick fool!

Fine. Why did you break the stupa?

Should we wire him up too?

I never sleep during the day.

Yesterday, after eating, I fell into a deep sleep

and dreamt of the sky splitting open.

Something descended from above. Who?

The sleeping sage. I will curse you with foul language..

Tell me the truth, or I'll disown you as my friend. I swear.

Everything I did was for that diamond.

A diamond worth several crores

In life money is useless without a woman,

even if there is money without a woman, it is still useless

But with crores, plus Yazhini, plus you and me

just think about it.

But where is that diamond? That's why I'm stuck here in this mess.

It's either with the MLA who owns this place or the mason who built it.

The mason? Let's dig into him.

Mother, are you poor? Yes, sir, very poor.

It's swami's custom to help the poor on my way to the temple.

Take this money first.

Thank you, sir.

Don't thank me go thank the Swami directly.

He's waiting to bless you. Go on. Alright, sir.

Swami! Come, child.

Until I finish chanting this mantra,

close your eyes and pray to your favorite deity. Alright, Swami.

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

I checked the house-nothing's there.

You may open your eyes, child.

Have you seen my vision? Now that your eyes are open,

Yes, Swami.

Then your sins are gone. Go in peace, child.

Will you visit this side often, Swami?

Need money? I'll come and give. Live prosperously.

Alright, Swami.

Swami! Swami! Ayya! Ayya!

Leader, it's no problem at all.

As long as it's with me, everything will be safe.

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

Swami, would you like some water?

I never drink anything offered by women's hands, mother.

Alright, Swami.

Greetings, Swami.

I was just thinking of coming to see you today.

You couldn't have come

that's why I'm here.

Some evil forces are at work. Oh no, mother!

What's that noise? A ghostly disturbance.

Ayya, usually it takes 10 minutes to boil milk,

but today it overflowed the moment I lit the stove!

What are you saying, mother?

Is it a ghost's doing? A bad omen?

At this inauspicious hour,

a malevolent spirit roams here, seeking a death.

A spirit? It started its work by boiling the milk.

What should we do? Everyone, step outside for a while.

Why?

When I subdue such spirits,

I have the strength to endure it

but do you have the strength to witness it?

No, Swami, none of us do.

Leave the house immediately.

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

Oh.. sweating! Oh no, samosa!

This minister's money 25 crores is with me.

25 crores? If we give it to that Swami,

will he keep it safe and return it during elections?

Who else can we trust? That's why I asked.

Brother, why ask like that? He'll give back even more

he's a golden-hearted Swami.

Is that so?

Ah! Oh no, Swami!

Phew! Did you catch the spirit, Swami?

He's not just a spirit-he's a great sinner.

Go, Swami, go!

However you did it, the ghost is gone!

I've subdued the spirit that sought to harm you.

May your remaining days be peaceful.

Hey, Valli! Go, child, go! Swami, Swami!

From now on, milk will take 10 minutes to boil.

How did you know my name, Swami?

Tell your husband Nagarajan to come meet me at my ashram.

You know my husband's name too?

I also know your mother-in-law, Mangalam. Her too?

Vetri

Brother, tell him! Whisper that matter in the Swami's ear.

Huh? Okay, okay, okay!

Ghost-catching Slang!

What's up, friend? You look lost in thought.

The diamond isn't in the mason's house or the MLA's

where else could it be?

In this confusion, let me share some good news.

You say it, and I'll decide if it's good or bad

since it's coming from your mouth.

The MLA's 25 crore is coming to our trust

through the MLA himself!

When one door closes, does it open or not?

At least a window's been kicked open!

God is great.

MLA sir, no one's seen Rajini around.

Have you switched to Kamal's side? Or maybe that new Bro?

Hey Rajini,

I've got a job for you

keep it tight, like ears to ears. You have to murder one.

Send all the details to my WhatsApp, then sleep peacefully, sir.

Once the job's done clean, the amount will be transferred.

Even he is hesitant to come !

Why did you call him?

How's this? This is your taste, right?

What's up?

Rajini!

Yeah? This is your room.

Say *our* room, Yazhini.

Shanmugam Ma..!

I'm here, Ma..! A call came, that's all.

Leave his luggage here. Move mine to another room.

Alright, Ma...

Why? Why? Why? I'll tell you, I'll tell you!

Should I leave?

You're leaving now? What do you mean "should I leave"?

Bro, this is all unnecessary trouble.

If her father knew, he would take you away and shave you and kill you

Damn! He's the one who sent me here!

Bro, wait a second.

Have you seen the person in this photo? No, sir, haven't seen him.

Hey, friend.

Some guy was asking about you with your old photo.

Told our guys he's police.

Let the name of renunciation echo. I'll finish my vow and return.

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

Hey, Vetri, it's that commissioner here. Commissioner?

I don't know if he came knowingly or not.

Just go out, talk to him, and send him away.

Devotees, today's divine service is over.

The Swami will return on the next full moon.

Go in peace. Arivanandam! (repeated)

Divine service.

I came to ask the Swami about him. Him?

Do you know him? Where is he now?

I went to Delhi a while back. Saw him near Parliament.

They said his house is nearby.

Seriously... is that what you're saying?

His own house?

An ancestral home.

Thank you, brother.

Go in peace. Okay, sir.

Okay. Sir.

Yes.

Search for him outside Parliament. If not, search inside too.

Okay, sure, okay.

Hey, what's up?

Relax, friend. He came to Arivanandam seeking Arivu

Meaning he came looking for you right to your doorstep.

How'd you handle it, bro?

I dropped Delhi Parliament on him.

Now he's probably gone to Delhi searching for you.

You've got a bright future, man. Is it..?

In a few days, he'll go to Delhi and come back to crush you.

Hey, friend.

What's all this nonsense? Relax, relax. I'll handle it.

Sangu! Hello, who's this?

Rajini Rajali Rajini!

On your YouTube channel, you said you love ice cream.

So I got you some that won't melt-eat up!

I'll eat. Is this your mom?

Let's eat, let's eat!

Sangu, In serial when you act,

they say you're in love with Suraj. Is that true?

Why do you ask?

Just kidding, just kidding.

Hey, Yazhini, I'm just joking around!

Yazhini, turn around!

Vetri! Sangamithra,

Swamiji is ready for the puja. Wait in the hall.

What are you doing here?

Can't explain everything.

Alright, Yazhini-loves you? Yes.

And do you love Yazhini?

Yes, very, very much!

Then why are you messing with Sangamithra?

It's that I have a disease.

I fall deeply in love with anyone I see.

That's a disease?

A lot of people have it, man. You got it?

Yo, just sleep.

Swami! Swami! Swami!

Arivanandaya Namaha. The actress who came to see Arivananda

open your eyes and look!

Shanmuga! Swami!

I thought only the calf would come for the puja,

but the mother has come too.

Shall I take care for the mother.

Wait-it will happen on its own. Thank you.

Vetri, you go that way. I'll go somewhere else.

Only the worshipper and the worshipped should be here

no one else.

I stayed because I couldn't leave the baby, Swami.

Shanmuga!

Swami!

I knew you wouldn't leave this place.

I thought you'd call me often, so I stayed.

You did well.

Take them.

Come, Narmada. But how can I leave the baby, Swami?

Wait a moment.

Doubles... Your zodiac is Taurus, right? Yes, Swami.

And your star is Rohini? Yes, Swami.

Oh no! Venus is in the 7th house you shouldn't be here! Let's go!

Shanmuga,

the southeast corner is bad. How, Swami?

Shanmuga, the northeast corner is also bad.

Alright, Swami. Go that way. Wait,

Swami-is this spot okay?

Shanmuga, the northwest corner is unclean.

Yes, yes-if it rains, it leaks! Where else can we go, Swami?

The southwest monsoon. What's that?

Ugh! The southwest corner that's the right spot for them.

There's a bedroom there.

Bed is not important; the room is what matters. Take her.

Thank you, Swami.

Hunt, play, (Singling old song)

Oh no! I forgot to play a song for Swami!

I'll do it another day.

Swami,

Guru! What?

It's dawn-the puja must've been grand ?

Only half?

Sangamithra,

we can reschedule this puja. Alright, Swami.

What? What? What, Swami?

Yo, what's this? Are we running a Bigboss here? So much volume!

Why are you upset, Swami? They can't run or hide from you.

Hmm, what happened there ?

That's a big well.. nothing happend

This is what you wanted, Shanmuga. Okay, okay, okay!

Hi, Yazhini! Here I come. He is annoying..

Today, both of you should go jogging and do couples' exercises.

You're not coming? I've got more important work.

Stay inside-that's better for me.

What's with the wire hanging from the ceiling? Good for us.

She comes, she touches, she dies.

Hey, where are you going? To the pump set for a bath.

Wait, I'll come too.

Yesterday, I saw you-my heart ached.

I hear no cries, no screams-has it all ended?

Mmm...

Let's go see.

What, She's drying his hair after bathing?

Hmm, I knew it wouldn't work as it was hanging.

Vetri! Vetri! Hey, what's that screaming sound?

No idea-it's coming from my room. Let's check.

Hey, if someone is electrocuted, they will shiver? He's just doing this.

He always does things differently. Turn it off-he'll die!

Oh no!

Why did you come into Yazhini's room?

Why did *you* come? I heard screaming.

I came to scream.

Is he a crack head? *You're* a crack head!

What? We shouldn't have saved your life.

The Swami's perversion is about to make the crossroads laugh.

Tell me, Paayasam-any good news?

Sir, I sent a video to your email ID. I'll watch it now.

It'll be a pleasant shock.

A video of Swami Arivananda taking actress Sangamithra to the bedroom

has gone viral, shocking devotees.

The hashtag #SangamithraInTheSaintsWeb is going viral.

To regain her lost market in serials, actress Sangamithra and Swami Arivananda

may have staged this setup video, critics suggest. Opponents

of Arivananda speculate they planned this viral stunt together.

We came to boost Baby's market

Baby's market but judging by the trend, it's crashing again.

Ma.., stay calm for a bit.

Sangamithra, I understand your situation.

Write down every problem clearly half the issue will resolve itself.

That's called a 'kiklist law'. I've just started writing.

I'll finish and tell you.

We're counting on you, Swami.

Trust won't go in vain like buttermilk turning to honey.

Please.

Come...

What?

Should I go too?

Just now its half-ripe now.

Let that fruit ripen, leave the mom Fruit, this parrot's waiting.

Oh, the parrot's alive?

Now and then, it flies

Fly, fly.

We got everything from the audio bundle no idea where he hid this video.

Yo, can't you see?

He placed it near the potted plant on the corridor!

Paal Paayasam!

Because of what he did, something good happened for us.

If he'd put the camera in the bedroom...

We'd all be in jail by now, getting beaten up.

This MLA's been ranting since morning.

Give it to me. I'll reply to her.

Hey, Vetri!

Bro, Swami said he wants to talk to you. Here, take it.

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

Swami, the TV news is saying all sorts of things about you.

It was destined-written in the scriptures for the midnight puja.

I was scared the ashram's name would be tarnished.

The ashram's name won't be tarnished it'll become more famous.

Every Tamil TV channel is talking about us today rolling the footage.

And every Hindi channel across India is echoing "Arivanandam, Arivanandam!"

Oh, so judging by what you say, devotees might even come from Bihar.

Not Bihar-America! Don't worry, be happy.

We can't block him, huh?

The amount must come, friend. Oh.

Trouble everywhere.

We need to do something about this Paal Paayasam.

Will you counter whatever I say?

Then , turn on that mic.

What's this for?

Turn it on, I said.

Vetri! Swami.

I was searching for the finest among my devotees.

As I searched, one appeared in my mind's eye the finest human.

His horoscope-his zodiac,

his star all auspicious. The finest constellation.

On behalf of my devotees,

I wish to gift him a grand sum from our trust funds to make him happy.

I want to witness this with tears of joy.

Who is this lucky soul? I must know.

Paayasam! Paal Paayasam!

He's purer than milk,

Sweeter than payasam.

Reporter Paal Paayasam? Yes, him!

His nose its elegance!

His face flawless structure.

Should we invite him to the ashram? No need.

Rivers reach the ocean on their own.

When he comes, we'll gift him generously from our trust.

Where do we place this, friend?

Nowhere important put it in the devotees' bathroom.

The audio will play clearly there.

Geetham, Sangeetham.

Call the devotees Mallika!

Eat after soaking it

Rose flower

The blouse-wearer

Eat up

Next is Paal payasam

Shanmuga!

He has no nuts

What are you saying? A reward awaits him

Tell Vetri to bring it

I'll get it right now

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

I am a rich man

Vetri! Swami!

What have you done?

Did it fall when you touched it or on its own?

It fell on its own, Swami

Oh no! An omen has occurred, Vetri! An omen has occurred, Vetri!

Shanmuga, what should we do? You tell me

I intended to gift someone money, but an omen has occurred. Should we give it or not?

No Swami! No Swami!

People's verdict is God's verdict

Vetri, next time such omens shouldn't happen. Take it away

Alright, Swami

Here Vetri, take it Swami, if money falls accidentally, it's profit, right?

If money falls, it's profit. But if a bundle falls, won't it be a loss?

Why did you do this, Swami? The junior Swami will handle it

Junior Swami, give me the money! Open your mouth a bit

Aaaaaa..

Don't spit! This is the guru's divine blessing

When should I come again?

He'll call you himself. He'll definitely give money. Go, Paal Payasam

Jimbare Jimbare Jimbare Aajimbare

Vetri will sit there

I'll sit there

Yazhini sits there

If you say I can't sit anywhere, where should I sit?

Sit wherever you want

Sit on the floor? Sit wherever you like

Go away! I'm sitting here!

Sit properly

Take care, I'll be right back..

You escaped the electric shock, I'll finish you off with poison.

Ayyayyo!

What Rajini? Hello sir!

Did you do the job I asked or are you just roaming around?

Sir, good news will come soon

If it comes, money will come It will come

Thank you sir I'll hang up now.

Hi Hi Yazhu

Hi.. Hi Ok ok

Yazhini!

Eat at right time, only then you'll be fresh like an apple inside a fridge

Hey hey, let them be! Let one drink the soup on their own. If not, just leave!

You drink,

Rajini, take a sip

Oh no! There's only a little left. Drink! Drink!

It's burning! Ah, it's burning!

What happened? I drank poison!

You drank poison? Why?

I felt like not living!

If you want to live, there's guava and carrot. You should eat that!

Yo, he drank poison!

Save me, bro!

Sumathi, I'm getting an important call. Go prepare hot water for bathing, dear

Okay dear OK

Swami, Sunday is just two days away. What are we going to do?

First, we'll help someone. I thought it shouldn't be ordinary help but extraordinary

I don't understand, Swami

Meaning, we thought of giving him 1 crore, right? Yes

Now we can give him 2 crores

Last time there was an omen, remember?

That Paal Payasam is like a jackfruit

If you cut it open, all the flesh inside is sweet

If I start talking about him, I'll talk all day.

So you arrange the 2 crores for him. Go!

Where should I keep this?

Where did you get this?

From the Toilet Keep it there

Swamiji!

Ayyayyo!

I'll talk to Madam, sir

Madam, who are you? Who am I?

I know who you are That's...

Stop talking! What is this...?

Did you think I wouldn't recognize you by hiding? Your voice, your eyes...

After all you've done, I trusted you! So many people come to you...

How could you cheat everyone like this? Sangamithra!

Ugh! I'm going to the police! I'm not ready to hear anything

Please Sangamithra, wait wait!

Listen to me! Quickly, get two teas! Make sure no one comes in. Go go go!

I'm going to the police! Sangamithra!

Going to police? Go! Why not military? But first hear what I have to say!

At 5 years old, didn't you wander streets without money to go to school?

Have you seen the tea master pour hot water on your face for eating one extra bite?

Didn't you sleep on platforms without shelter in heat, rain and cold? Did you? DID YOU?

Or didn't you sleep like that?

No! I swear I never had such flashbacks!

No? Then why are you shouting like crazy?

Hey! You're using bad words now! Sit down with your bad words!

I can't! Go away!

Hey wait! At least listen to what I'm saying!

So your love was fake too?

Only that wasn't fake

As real as this present moment you're real, I'm real,

the love I have for you is real

The Arivanandam Ashram is buzzing as the Sultan of Poonai,

one of the world's wealthiest men who owns 81 islands,

arrives to meet Swami Arivanandam

Brake not working? Here I come!

You idiot! Apply the brake and get lost!

Welcome to my land!

This is the Poonai Sultan

Get off.

I heard about him

Carefully

Okay let's go

Follow him

As-salam alaikum

Wa alaikum as-salam

Adab

Swami! Swami!

Swami! Swami!

Swami! The Sultan of Poonai has arrived

Let him in Welcome welcome

Greetings Adab.. Adab

Please sit

Who's this clown?

(Speaks in a foreign language)

He won't leave without explaining elaborately

I am the Poonai Sultan

These are my two wives whom I loved and married

Oh! So you're the Sultan? He's not?

Swami, you misunderstood. He's the Sultan! I'm just the translator

Meaning I came to translate his Tutu language for you

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

Swami, I own 81 islands with 81 wives

81 wives?!

I need to discuss that with you

One wife itself is trouble, but 81?!

There will be problems indeed

Rest to relieve your fatigue Come come

Let's go

Why's he hitting at the queen?

He said he has 81 wives!

How does he manage? It's all your scheme

Clever girl, you understood

You know my problem?

Can't talk while eating, can't eat while talking.

Let's talk after dinner.

Its not apple?

India means love, and Tamil Nadu means great love

I've only heard about it, now I'm seeing it firsthand

He only said 2 words but you're stretching it so much!

In our Tutu language, one word is enough to sit and explain for a whole day

Oh ho!

Swami, I have a doubt

How does he maintain 81 wives?

By keeping servants

I mean, he has separate servants for each. That's how he manages

But that must be expensive!

You sleep on mattresses, but the Sultan sleeps on bundles of cash

Sir, I have acting skills.

Does the Sultan's wifes have any special talents?

The queens sing beautifully. The Sultan is mesmerized by their voices

He says he'll gift another island just for this laughter

My wish is for everyone to laugh and be happy like this

Happiness can come from small things. But happiness itself isn't small, right?

(Speaks in a foreign language)

He wants to talk privately

Is that all?

(Speaks in a foreign language)

(Speaks in a foreign language)

He has 81 wives but no child. Should I give him a child?

Should I give him a child? How Swami?

The omniscient one

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

You are great Swami

Thank you thank you

There is no one here.

Looks like an ECG report on a piece of paper.

Did she ask to come at 12?

Getting love letters at this age feels so joyful, wow!

Rappappa rappaapari

Wow wow I love you I love you I love you

Leave me..

Thought I wouldn't know? Only you? If you go, I'll go too!

Don't!

I knew you'd say you'll go! I'll go! I'll go too!

Go go

You won't listen to me

Ayyayo!

Let go! Ayyayo! I can't take it! I can't! Weak body!

Ayyayyo! Will he listen if told?

Yo! Couldn't you say it?

I'm telling you! Did you hear?

Sorry!

The impact seems strong

Look here, for you

Look here

Look Swami, it's very hot

Even if you give me fire, I'll gulp it down!

Shanmuga!

No no! I'll spit! I'll spit!

We'll see

Gurunatha Mm

Since coming to the ashram, I've never seen such a puja!

Yo! The Sultan has no heir, right? Yes

Through this puja, we'll give his wives children

Ayyayo! Ayyayo!

Will children come from puja?

I know children won't come that way. Then when will the ashram get 5000 acres?

You said we need to buy a Rolls Royce Car. When will that happen?

You care for me so much, Swami. But I hid a truth from you

Tell me now

No, if I tell you, you might evict me from ashram.

I forgot about cutting hair.

I won't do that! Tell me what happened!

Last night in passion...

Forgive me

Then they're not queens?

Gurunatha, not queens but king/queen

King/queen?

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

Then should we protect the Sultan from them?

Only then he'll get an heir. What should we do?

There is

What is?

Special remedy

Very special

Come come come

Please sit-down

Sitdown

(Speaks in a foreign language)

Don't waste time,

Swamiji! Whatever you do, I don't know.

I need an heir! I must carry it!

He didn't say anything, but you're saying it first

I've been saying this for years, now it's tuned

This remedy isn't for the Sultan, but for the beauties

(Speaks in a foreign language)

(Speaks in a foreign language)

Now see how I cope

(Speaking fake words)

(Speaks in a foreign language)

(Speaks in a foreign language)

I'm going to have a baby! I'm going to have a baby!

Hey give it quickly! Here

Beauty, getup

(Speaks in a foreign language)

Stick out your tongue

(Speaks in a foreign language)

Aa

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

Don't cry

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

They will have to stay with this wire tied for another 3 months.

You must increase transportation to other islands

Then child blessing will come naturally

(Speaks in a foreign language)

Wait! You're the one who needs to have a baby, not me! Look at him!

Hey What Vetri?

Swami!

He's the one who set electric shock in bathroom to kill Yazhini!

And poisoned the food that day!

Swami! Yazhini's father MLA paid money to kill Yazhini!

What? Your own father ordered your killing?

He's not my real father! My uncle!

For money and position,

he killed my father and made everyone believe it was an accident!

Such a man ordering my murder isn't surprising at all

But him...

Yazhini Yazhini forgive me! I did it unknowingly! I did it for money!

What should we do Swami?

Shave his head completely, keeping only mustache and beard.

Put him in ashram jail with just 2 idlis per day!

No Swami! No Swami! No Swami Swami Swami Swami!

Why are you dull?

There's no one for me in this world

I'm here! I'll always be here!

Hey! When asked to look at work, why are you sitting and chatting?

Take these lights inside and fix them!

If you find anything while digging, give it to me

What will you get by digging earth? Will we get treasure?

No! While digging here, we found a doll

A doll? That's what I'm saying! Do as told!

Swami, so many people do penance to see you.

Why did you come to see me? How Swami?

Some people have that luck, don't they?

Correct correct

If you say so, it must be correct

Swami sit sit Keep that aside

I need to discuss something important with you

Wait wait! Before that I need to ask you something important

If you answer correctly, you win.

If you lose, you must buy me my demand

Okay

Ask me

Meaning, say 5 words without lips touching eachother. Say it!

Without lips touching?

That's all? Say it and it's done!

Money cash darkness theft profit

Oops!

They touched! They touched! You lost! You're out!

Okay you say it

Watch carefully! Lips shouldn't touch! Watch carefully!

Liquor water glass side dish cigarette how?

Got it?

You won! My blessings are yours

What will I do with that? You keep it!

Yo! Stop blabbering! Swami came to ask you something!

He already asked! Now I know! You're out!

Now climax - I need liquor! Get it for me!

After that I'll answer all your questions with a bang!

Hmm Vetri Understood

Here's the liquor

Wow

Here's glass

Bro, don't use plastic glass.

Here's water

In Quarter water not allowed!

This is leader's solo performance! He'll win unopposed !

Keep watching. Sami Why are you standing silently? Y

You wanted to ask something, right? Ask!

It's nothing.

The mason said there was a doll inside the stupa when building it.

Where is it now?

That? It's with me

Super!

It's with you? Then where's that doll now?

What Swami? You're asking confusingly. It's with me, Swami!

Ayyayo! Mason, you kept it! But where's that doll now?

Oh understood understood!

Oh! You're asking where that doll is now, right?

Exactly exactly exactly!

I'll tell I'll tell I'll tell!

That doll... wherever I took it from...

I brought it exactly like that and...

Ayyayo mason!

Ayyayo mason!

Ayyayyo! Got stuck by a coconut, mason!

Mason! Hey! Ayyayo!

The head injury caused his cerebellum and cerebrum to switch places,

putting him in a coma stage

When will he recover, doctor?

Maybe in an hour...

I can't say for sure

maybe in a week? Can't confirm that either.

Could be a month. Might even take a year.

Can't say anything definite.

Then when can you tell us?

I can't say.

Only the Almighty can tell.

Should I leave now? Please bless me, Swami!

The unspeakable divine grace... Namashivaya.

Hey Vetri! He has slipped to coma while laughing..

We should just bury him in the mason's yard suits him perfectly!

I've got a bad feeling about this, buddy.

Just give it! Pour it all!

Vetri! Swami!

Is today the first or second day of the full moon? Second day, Swami.

Oh no! The waning phase has begun!

If we give anything to anyone during this phase, their family will suffer.

What should we do now, Swami? We must give during waxing phase.

Wait till new moon. Gifts given during waxing phase help growth.

He still needs to grow.

For now, take this money inside. I'll drink cotton milk and return.

Okay Swami. Thank you.

Swami! Brother! Another day wasted coming here for nothing.

I heard the bottle clinking!

Chenbagam, did you arrive?

Get a glass and pour it raw

no water! I should drink it neat for good health.

Go get a glass!

This isn't liquor bottle - it's tonic!

Tonic?

This guy has banging as his habit!

Buddy, the mason has woke up!

Where did you keep that doll, mason?

I gave that doll to my son to play with.

Where's the doll now?

I kept it on the loft.

So you didn't bring the liquor?

You jerks!

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

Hmm. Money transferred. I've informed the minister.

Be trustworthy

Thank you! Happiness! Joy!

Throw the phone in trash! Remove SIM card and throw in drain!

Most importantly

Announce to devotees that His Holiness Arivanandam will attain Jeeva Samadhi!

Hey! No silly feelings!

Tears don't suit a warrior!

If you need to run, run chasing! If you must stand, stand and fight!

What should I do now?

Do everything I did.

Keep the ashram for yourself. From today, you're not just Shanmuga -

you're His Holiness Shree Shree Shanmuganandha!

Yo! What's this about ears on your back? Ears on back?

Be careful, buddy!

Stay safe, buddy

Thank you, Swami.

I'll take your leave.

Thank you.

What if he's a generational thief?

Is this that doll? This is it!

We found it!

Isn't it?

He said it was on the loft!

No buddy, it's all over now.

Greetings! The sleeping sage's reincarnation,

God's incarnation who resides in all our hearts...

It is with great sorrow we announce

His Holiness Arivanandam will attain Jeeva Samadhi today at 5:05 PM.

His departure is time's inevitable decree.

Please come receive his final blessings.

I can't speak...

Hey! I asked for hot tea, didn't I? You idiot.

Vetri!

This is for what we suffered so much.

We finally got it.

Hey Vetri..

You made me go all around Parliament?

Hey Vetri! Let's run!

Yo! Hit him out!

Run, buddy!

Vetri! Come quick! Hey!

Vetri! Hey!

Hey..

Hey Vetri! Hey!

Hey Vetri! Hey Vetri! Hey!

Buddy, run!

Buddy, come! Let's go!

Hearing news of Arivanandam Swami's Jeeva Samadhi...

Devotees are arriving at ashram. Police may be deployed to control crowds.

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

What do you think about Swami's Jeeva Samadhi?

I'm grieving too! Why are you putting mic in my mouth? Go away!

Swami will attain Jeeva Samadhi shortly.

Devotees are arriving in crowds. Camera team Nisha with Navin reporting.

Arivanandam Swami will attain Jeeva Samadhi in half hour.

Sir, a Swami came to our house! They're talking about him on TV!

Even Arivanandam's critics and opponents are maintaining silence, which is surprising.

Guru! You transformed ordinary me

into Shanmuganandha Swami, making me a crorepati!

No time for sentiment! Chicken doesn't worry about eggs!

You're just saying things to make me cry!

Listen clearly!

If you leave like this, people will reject you!

I'll tell them Shanmuganandha will handle the ashram after me!

Will people really call me? You should come accept the position.

I can't philosophize like you!

Turn songs into verses! Cheat the rich, help the poor! Protect my name!

No silly feelings!

Thank you Swami!

Thank you Swami! Thank you very much Swami!

Don't leave us Swami!

The ocean of births can be crossed by none other than

Those who reach the feet of the Lord.

Change your decision Swami! Don't leave us Swami!

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

My beloved devotees! After serving you for 2348 years...

I will now serve my friends Thiruvalluvar,

Agathiyar, Kolar, Nakkeerar, Kapilar, Anjappar... Anjappar?

To serve them, I'm attaining Jeeva Samadhi. Did he remembered last night biryani dinner?

No Swami! No!

You mustn't attain Samadhi! We need you!

We need your blessings! Peace! Peace! Peace!

Mother, I understand your tears. I feel your love.

Shanmuganandha who followed me for 1800 years...

I'm entrusting this responsibility to him.

He'll care for you and keep blessing you.

*Mantras in pseudo-spiritual language*

Let asceticism continue!

Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam! Arivanandam!

My blessings will always be with you I will never leave you.. I will always be with you

Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Hey! Hey! Vetri! Hey Vetri! Where are you? Hey Vetri! Where?

Hey! What sir?

Sir, you came to see Swami? He's attained Jeeva Samadhi! Please mourn!

Hey! How long has it been? About an hour, sir.

An hour? Hey! Get crowbars and shovels!

Sir! Sir! Please don't!

Do you know who I am? Sit! Sir please don't!

I said sit, didn't I? Sir please listen!

I'll beat you up! Hey run! Let's see what they do! Run!

Please don't sir!

Go away! At least you run!

Sir! Give it to them!

Sir! Sir! Please listen! Don't! Go away!

Sir! This is sacrilege!

Several months later...

Welcome Swamiji!

Let's go!

Please!

Swamiji has gone high-tech!

Swamiji! We've been eagerly awaiting your arrival since morning!

This is Queen Minus My Leoni from island Minika...

And Queen Sinus Sunny Kalifa from Salpeta island.

Both became pregnant because of you!

Both conceived through you!

Yo! This is wrong too, right? Now it'll be right, watch Swami!

The reason for their pregnancy is the mantra you chanted for the king!

Mantra?

Yes! Where's the king?

He's prepared two islands now!

Working day and night to ready the remaining islands!

Oh! Okay okay!

But he's lost 5 kilos!

These almonds, cashews and pistachios will help him recover!

We've ordered everything! Coming by ship! By ship?

So many islands left! Must sail to work!

Joy! Swamiji! We'll double your happiness!

How?

Just a minute Swamiji! Highness, the documents please!

Swamiji, brace yourself for this!

For helping the king, he's gifted you an entire island!

This island is called Poilasa!

Please sign Swamiji!

What beautiful handwriting! Smiley, press it Queen!

Heartfelt wishes to all investors present!

You've worked hard earning across towns and investing in many countries...

You may face 1008 problems recovering it. 1008 formalities may arise...

But in this country, you'll get 24-hour service!

Whatever format you ask in, you'll receive in that format!

Ask for gold - get gold! Ask for US Dollars

get dollars! Even if you ask in our local currency, you'll get that too!

You're most welcome to invest in my country!

I have 1 lakh crores.

No problem at all brother!

I have 2 lakhs crores.

Most welcome brother! Thank you thank you!

So thank you for investing in my country! I'll see you all at my party!

Thank you so much again!

Buddy! You talk big about dollars in crowds, but where are our dollars?

We'll give American dollars while they last!

After that, we have our father Murugan's dollars!

Father Muruga!

When I'm with you, I can't predict what you'll do next!

Hey! Let me do my thing!

The magic happening since we got this is outstanding!

That's fine - we've acquired this island. Where next?

That round white thing up there - what is it?

The moon!

Buddy!

We've been wiring here till now. Let's go wire there! Come!

Hera Hera Hera! Now it's celebration time! This is endless excitement!

Hera Hera Hera! Now it's joy time! This is unprecedented happiness!

Nerves straight as steel! Arms spread like wings! Night stars joining as companions!

Hearts ringing! Now I'm the king! My investments pure China pass!

Let me just start the party! Let me just start the party! Looty Looty - our Looty!

Party party success party! Let me just start the party! Looty Looty - pure Looty!

Start quietly, finish loudly! Will the world forget Tony Chicken?

If you're right, speed up! If wrong, waste time!

Town may say thousand things, pinch you often - dodge it and run away!

See pit ahead? Push into it! Rise up again - victory awaits ahead!

Let me just start the party! Party party success party! Let me just start the party! Looty Looty - our Looty!

Here! Take it and throw back!