All language subtitles for 18-In

Another weekend of fun and games at
Castle Coppola.

I wonder if Sir Aubrey finds all these
worthless, sexually frustrated bibboes.

Weekend in and weekend out.

Bitch, thought I didn't see your flasher
tit.

I'll get her later on. After all, yep.

Two days to enjoy ourselves.

Yeah, I guess it sure beats honest work.

They told me there's a virgin this time
out.

I wonder which one it is.

So tell me, um... Deanna.

I'm Jerry.

Nice to meet you, Jerry. What brings you
out here?

Curiosity. I like to learn new things.

Besides, I like to fuck.

What? Is that an offer?

There's only one way to find out.

Screw up again.

You're not supposed to see this.

No, Boris.

Let them stay.

Let them stay.

It will only add to their pleasure.

Oh, yes, let them stay.

Oh, the shame of it all.

Oh, the divine shame.

I can't sweat with shame.

It was very popular with the Renaissance
painters.

But

now

is no time for the history lesson.

So, Boris, if you'll show the guests to
their rooms, then have them join the

others in the library.

Yes, Master.

Children, I do.

So that's your library, huh?

Who can disappoint me any time?

I haven't eaten for a night, but is that
supposed to be erotic?

That's not erotic, honey. Oh, my God.

It is.

What is it feeling?

Can I catch it?

I don't do females until after I've had
my fill of cocks.

That's not what I meant.

Don't cry, honey.

Be okay.

Who's been a nasty wench today?

Wench today.

Wench today.

This will teach my lady to play with her
dildos.

You worthless...

It was a shame.

Are you my

new roommate?

Mm -hmm.

I see.

I thought I'd make things a little
easier on you.

Oh, well.

Well, aren't you going to take me up on
my offer?

Right here and now?

Let's...

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

author Ovid.

Now, I doubt if this book entitled The
Art of Love was required reading in

school. Nevertheless, it is one of the
oldest and the best authoritative books

on the art of seduction. Some of the
world's most famous authors, Chaucer,

Aristophanes, Boccaccio, Marlowe, Henry
Miller.

Would anyone care to define erotica?

Sure, any kind of like pornography, you
know, dirty pictures, books.

Well, pornography is considered a lower
form of erotica, though totally lacking

in any sort of subtlety or style.

Did you know that the young Shakespeare
first gained recognition writing erotic

poetry?

Who would consider today such works
as... Venus in a dance.

Or the rape of Lucretia.

Pornographic. I once read that erotica
exists in the society for a two -fold

purpose.

First of all, to educate the young and
the inexperienced.

And second, to excite the old.

Devoted assistant.

And devoted mistress.

Lady Amanda Willingsley.

First, I would like to demonstrate
several objects associated with the art

erotica. Boris, the tray, please.

I do hope there are none among you who
are squeamish or bashful or prudish.

But if so, now is the time to leave.
There will be no other opportunity.

My seminars tend to be frank and to the
point.

There'll be costumes, makeup, insanity
beyond your wildest dreams.

And there'll be no beating around the
bush.

Although any of you lovely people are
welcome to beat around your own

bushes as much as you like.

Oh, he's so sexy.

Fascinating.

Excuse me, Sir Aubrey, is there a
certain schedule for the next few days?

Yes, there is, although I do like to
keep my seminars rather open -ended.

Boris, I need three chairs, please.

Next, I need three sexually uninhibited
ladies.

Deanna, are you sure you want to do this
in front of everyone?

You'll do just fine, dear.

Yes, yes, you over here. Come along,
dear.

Do very nicely.

Lastly,

let's see.

Yes. Little sweet lady.

Very nice.

Better watch it, pal. Looks like our
host has eyes for your roommate.

Prepare the ladies for the
demonstration, please.

Now, ladies, we want you to be as
comfortable and relaxed as possible. So

up and take off your underclothes and
lift your skirts high up to your waist.

Remove your shoes.

There. Very good.

Lift your legs up high and spread them
wide.

little one.

Very eventual.

The props, please.

Good choice.

Yes, and we begin here with a straight
model, which we will lubricate quite

and insert very slowly. Now spread your
lips, dear.

Slowly and gently. There.

In and out yourself.

In and out.

Oh, spread your lips wide, dear. Yes.
Yes. There, isn't that good?

Such a good teacher. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Nice and slowly.

Oh, next.

Yes.

Lubricate it well. We take it very
slowly, spreading the lips.

Do you call that aerobic?

Yes.

This is the way we pinch our nips. Pinch
our nips. Pinch our nips. This is the

way we pinch our nips so we're alive in
the morning.

Next, we have the uncircumcised model,
which, again, we lubricate very well.

Students, please notice this and insert
very gently.

There. Doesn't that feel good to you?

your own rhythm once again.

In and out, ladies.

This is the fine art of masturbation,
ladies and gentlemen.

This is great.

lesson. Let us pause for a moment and we
shall continue with a very special

presentation we have prepared for you.

Today we will explore the sexual
deviations and the erotica that they

Once again we turn to those sexual
pioneers, the ancient Greeks.

Unlike many other civilizations,

The Greeks were quite open to the notion
of love between members of the same

sex.

Lesbians derive their name from the
legendary island of Lesbos.

It was there that the famed poetess
Sappho wrote the following lines of

Return, I pray, clad in your milk -white
tunic, desire births forth at the sight

of your beauty.

No woman could not tremble at the
thought of its seduction.

Thank you, love.

You came and did well to come.

I needed you.

You have made love blaze up in my
breast.

Bless you.

Bless you as often as the hours have
been endless to me while you were gone.

I prayed that it might be doubled for
us.

Now I know why Eros, of all the gods of
heaven and earth, has been the best

loved.

The gods bless you.

May you also sleep then.

On some tender girlfriend's breast.

Now, remember that this evening is our
costume ball and food origin, so that

can all get better acquainted.

Well, Glass, wasn't that a stirring
film?

Now, that brings us to the end of the
afternoon session.

You will please tear yourselves apart.

Children, thank you. We'll take a short
break, and we will reconvene tonight.

You're not going to believe this, but
I'm still a virgin.

No, with a body like that, you've got to
be kidding me.

With a body like mine?

Come on, let me give it to you right
now.

I'm not sure if I'm ready for you.

You're ready when you reach puberty.

No.

I'm just waiting for the right man to
come along.

I am the right man. I'm here right now.

Yeah. When the right man comes along,
I'm going to know it in my heart.

I'm going to know it down here, too.

How can you show me that and not want to
do it?

You want to go through with it?

There's plenty of other things I can
show you that lose my virginity.

Like what?

Oh,

come on. That's it.

Okay,

come on baby, come on suck it

Come on, suck on it.

That's it. That's it.

Come on.

Come on. Let me come in your mouth.

There it goes.

So tell me, dear, what do you think of
the new group?

Well, actually, I'm rather pleased.

They seem as eager to learn as I am to
teach.

I'm just wondering how far they're
willing to go.

Think you can still teach me a few
things?

You've always been my most avid pupil.

My dear lady, you know what I want you
to do now?

Suck my big fucking cock.

Yes, baby.

You suck.

Oh, my God.

You're a dead girl.

You're exciting more than the virgin we
have.

fifteen felt an innocent warmth as she
lay in the green she had heard of a

pleasure and something she guessed by
the

tousing and tumbling and touching her
breast

and kissing so close.

and finest poets.

I am dressed as the Lord of Flatbush.

One of the 17th century contemporaries
who wrote many famous verses. Among

these eloquent lines.

Was ever mortal man like me continually
in jeopardy and

always silly prick.

Now, this book contains several very
naughty riddles.

I'm going to read one.

And any of you who can solve it shall
have me tonight.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh
under its master's clothes.

and has a good fixed place.

When the man lifts his own garment up
above the knee, he wishes to insert the

head of the hanging instrument into the
familiar hole, which it, when of equal

length, has often filled before.

Well,

ladies and gentlemen, what is it?

think it is.

It isn't a man's cock.

As tonight we feast.

The pagan peoples of the world were
known to have a correlation between food

sex.

They were known to go into the fields
and make love.

They thought their fertility would add
to the crops.

Aphrodisiacs.

Named after Aphrodite, the Greek
goddess.

who has been quite liberally seasoned
with an herb that is quite a potent

aphrodisiac.

So, in the second century AD,
Aristophanes said, Get down!

cup, my lady.

I hope you don't waste it.

Oh god.

You've been the quiet one all weekend.

You know that you're the one I wanted.

The inaccessible one.

The quiet one.

Allah.

We've done it again, Lady Amanda.

Another erotic weekend.

I really dug your performance today.
Gee, thanks.

Tell me, did you get your cock sucked
just to get back at me?

Look, don't flatter yourself. I did it
because I enjoyed it. I don't believe

you. Well, suit yourself.

Look, Jerry, I really like you a lot,
and we have great sex together.

But let's not ruin it by you being too
possessive, okay?

There's something about Sir Aubrey that
I just don't trust. You know when he

shook those bells at you?

Well, I guess I got a little crazy.

I think he's super sexy.

But don't get jealous.

I mean, I dig flirting and fucking. It's
part of my nature.

Well, I'll try not to get jealous. I
really mean it.

Okay.

You care for a swim?

Is this part of the seminar?

No, you consider this extracurricular
activities.

But I didn't bring my food.

Neither did I.

I like to get cold.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I suspect that this form of
entertainment is not everyone's cup of

Are there any among you who would
volunteer to be whipped?

Blended, my dear. There's always one in
the crowd. Come right this way. Don't be

shy.

Yes, lovely. It'll be just perfect.

Will it hurt much?

Only as much as you desire.

All right.

Oh, my.

The Marquis de Sade once wrote the
following lines of verse.

If there are beings in this world whose
acts shock accepted morality, we must

not preach at them or judge them.

Their bizarre tastes depend no more upon
themselves than it depends upon you,

whether you are witty or stupid,
straight -backed or humped.

Are you bound for cure, my dear?

Are you ready to experience the
pleasures of the whip?

who wrote Dr.

Foster's also wrote the following lines
of verse.

When Francis comes to solace with his
whore, he sends for rods and strips

himself stark naked.

For his lust sleeps and will not rise
before by whipping of the wench it be

awakened. I envy him not, but I wish I
had the power to make

myself.

His wench. But one half -owl.

Hey!

Bastard! It's this whole goddamn seminar
that's bugging me!

You're all sick! I'm leaving!

You can't leave!

Why the hell not?

Signed up for the whole weekend.

Besides, you'd miss my baknalia
tomorrow.

Path on your bakna!

Golden showers.

Jeez, how did you get in here?

I have my ways.

I was hoping to persuade you to stay.

No fucking way. Get out.

I had enough of this place.

If you do, you can have me for the
night.

No.

I've got to go.

Very well.

But at least have a farewell drink with
me before you do.

What the hell?

Drink it all down. There's a good boy.

You do want me, don't you?

Yes,

very much.

Then tell me.

Think you're mad enough to fuck me?

Then do it now.

It's a drink.

What was in it?

A very strong sedative.

Well, I will probably sleep right
through the orgy in the morning.

I must be dreaming.

You know that, don't you? I must have
it.

Makes my nipples hard.

Oh, I think they're going to come.

Mushroom omelette. I love mushroom
omelette.

I love mushroom omelette.

I love mushroom omelette. Iron bucket!

God of wine!

These are my priestesses.

Come, celebrate with us.

Drink the fruit of the vine.

Make love with us in the fields.

Roman orgies. Pagan rituals.

Come celebrate the words of
Aristophanes.

Worship.

Put that little schmuck away.

Yes, yes, yes. There's the teddy.

See it?

Oh,

wow. How exotic.

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here
is a verified festive virgin.

No Bacchanalia is complete without the
sacrifice of a bestial virgin.

So that is what you're about to see.

And now, my lovely children of Erotica,

it is time to prepare the virgin.

Thank you.

Never to end.

I'm ready.

Left you to me.

Thank you.

History.

Teach me to love.

I'm also on vacation.