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Hi.
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You look nice.
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So do you.
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I can't deal with this tension between
us. Yes, it's awful.
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Then why didn't you say anything?
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Why didn't you?
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I just did.
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Do you want me to leave?
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What? No, that's so mean.
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Then do you want to try and talk about
it?
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Morgan would literally kill me if this
party wasn't 100 % about her.
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Okay, well, let's just put it aside for
now. We can table it. Don't say table
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it. I wasn't going to say table it. I
was going to say table it.
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So what should we do?
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Fake it.
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Can I get a big smile?
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Yeah, I bought it when we were in a
fight to make a statement, but I didn't
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another option.
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That's fun.
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Morgan, congratulations.
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You look beautiful.
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We're so excited to be here. This is an
amazing engagement party. Okay, calm
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down. Take a picture of me.
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Yeah.
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Yes. Do you want horizontal or vertical?
Well, actually, hold on.
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No, actually.
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Oh, you guys are taking pictures. Let us
get in one. Let us get in one. Yeah.
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Okay. I think we got it. No, I don't
think we got it. All right. Hey, buddy.
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guys, this party kind of rules.
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This dress is really working for me.
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Yes, it's inappropriately white dress.
It looks so good. Thank you.
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I'm going to get a drink.
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Okay.
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Why are you smiling so weird?
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You're definitely doing something weird
with your face.
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I don't like how smiling works.
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I don't know.
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You okay?
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You... The nose crinkle really was off
-putting. Like a toddler.
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It was a toddler. Am I crazy or are we
having a little bit of fun? That was me
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faking it. Nothing has changed.
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Oh. Wow, you're really good at that.
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Come on. I don't want to fight with you.
I hate it when people say that.
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Honestly, we don't have to be fighting.
The answer is right in front of us. Say
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what needs to be said and we'll be in
a... Hey!
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I saw you two lovers whispering sweet
nothings. Did you two just do it in the
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bath?
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Hey.
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This place is amazing.
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Yeah. And he's a therapist?
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Yeah. I think he, like, overcharges his
famous clients or something. I don't
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know.
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Are you having fun?
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Mm -hmm.
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Good. Yeah, I mean, I just got here, but
yeah.
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And you, you excited?
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Yeah, I'm so excited.
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You know, I just can't believe this is
my life. It's, like, amazing.
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Yeah, it is. I'm really happy for you,
Morgan.
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Good. God, I'm just really happy, you
know?
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Like, this is what bliss feels like, I
guess. Are you crying?
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Yeah, maybe a little. I don't know. I'm
just, like, very overwhelmed and maybe a
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little bit hungry, and I'm just... I'm
just so happy. Okay, take a deep breath
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for me, okay?
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What's going on? Are you sure these are
happy tears?
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Um... I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. I feel weird. I feel like...
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Like maybe I don't like him anymore.
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Oh, thank God. I don't know, but I'm on
the fence. I'm not sure, you know? I
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don't know.
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Okay. Yeah. Well, which way would you
like me to push you? Because I will do
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whichever way you want. Right. Um...
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I think I need you to push me to break
up with him. Yeah, I think I need you
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like, tell me all the things that you've
been holding back because I'm, like,
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pretty sure that I want to break up with
him, but I just, like, need some things
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to, like, push me over the edge so I
don't go back, you know? Are you sure?
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Because I will let it rip, but I need to
confirm this is not a trap. Yes, yes.
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Give it to me. Okay. All right. At
Purim, he berated a waiter for stepping
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his foot and actually said, these are
brand new loafers. See, I don't love
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No. He also texted mom one time at like
11 p .m. and said I had the weirdest
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dream about you. He did that to dad too.
No, I have like 50 more. You know what
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really bothers me about him?
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Is that he weaponizes things that I said
to him in therapy when I thought that I
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was opening up in a safe space. It feels
like very intrusive. You need to do it
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right now. Well, still fresh. No. You
need to do it. Yes, you do. Here? Right
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now. No, that's insane. Unfortunately,
yes, you do. Oh, my God. Go. Go do it
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right now. You're crazy.
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Hey, listen. Yes.
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It is going to be okay.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great. Go
ruin Andy's life, okay?
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Okay. Okay, I'm going.
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I can do this.
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Morgan's breaking up with Andy.
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What? Yeah, right now.
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At their engagement party? Well, she had
a strong feeling. She acted on it.
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Wow. I imagine that's hard for you to
understand, taking action based on a
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strong feeling.
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Oh, shit!
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This is my song!
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Hey, good. Yo, record me. Record me. All
right, I'm in the middle of something.
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Doing what? Check this out.
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Come on, Joe. Our situation is
different. You know that. I love you.
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might be hard for you to remember, but
you love me too, okay? So you can just
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admit it. Obviously.
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I love you, Noah. That's the problem.
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Are you worried about what people will
think? No.
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Oh, shit, I fucked it up. Shit, I fucked
it up.
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Start again. Start again.
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I'm just trying to protect us long term.
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Being married to a rabbi is a very
specific lifestyle. What if down the
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don't want that?
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You know, Rebecca said something really
similar to that at Miriam's bat mitzvah.
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You should just marry Rebecca.
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I mean, I'm sure she's still available.
You can reach out. Okay.
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I'm going to go take a walk.
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Actually, no. You know what?
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Why don't you take a walk?
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Go cool down. Come back when you can
have a conversation.
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Did you get it? Did you get it? I got
it. Nice.
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That one's going straight to grid.
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Yeah, baby.
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Might even pay to boost it.
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Okay. Well, it didn't work. We're still
together.
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What? How did he convince you to stay
with him? I don't know. He knows all my
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behavioral patterns, okay? He said that
the inner child in me is being afraid of
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being in love. And then I was like,
wait, is the inner child in me being
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of being in love? I don't know. I'm not
a professional. Then, you know, just
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marry him, I guess. What?
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I thought you hated him. Yeah, well,
that was back when I believed in love
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thought that any of us get to be happy.
But that was like 20 seconds ago. What
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are you talking about? Joanne, what is
wrong with you? Where is Noah? He can
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help us solve this. Hey, honestly,
Morgan, at least he wants to marry you,
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And you should be grateful. Because,
like, a bird in the hand and the devil
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know and all that stuff. Okay, can you
please not speak in riddles at such a
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crucial time?
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At least he knows he wants to be with
you. Okay, so just marry him. You can
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always get divorced. That could be,
like, your brand.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay, maybe you're right.
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Yeah. You know, I don't want to be on
the apps anymore. No, nobody does.
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Okay, well, I'll call up the wedding
planner and book up Santa Barbara.
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Great, it's going to be beautiful.
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Okay, I think I know what we need. Oh,
I'm listening.
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Let's just give ourselves six months.
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Six months to just enjoy each other and
we can take all the pressure off.
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That is your... A big smile for me.
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Closer together.
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That's your big idea, Noah?
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To give me a half a year to think about
it?
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I don't think so. No, thank you. Thank
you. No.
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I'm tired of waiting around.
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How old do you think I am?
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You know what? Don't answer that.
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I feel like it's a wonderful time.
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Joanne, hi, honey.
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I'm eating the most fantastic thing.
It's like a delicious noodle birthday
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and I love it.
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No, honey, it's kugel. Not as good as
the kind I make. Why is Morgan even
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serving kugel? What the hell is kugel?
It's a Jewish food that Morgan knows I
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love, and now she loves it, too, because
she just copies everything I do.
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Okay, Grumpy, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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I mean, I'm upset because of Morgan.
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She wants out of this Dr.
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Andy thing.
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But she doesn't know how to break free,
okay? She doesn't like him anymore.
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Oh, that's horrible. She looks happy.
No, she's not.
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And I blacked out and told her, just
marry him anyway, even though she hates
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him, which I know is terrible advice,
but I was really in a mood. Joanne,
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terrible advice. I know. I just said
that, Mom.
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Andy has this, like, weird force of
will, though. He would make an amazing
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leader. Okay.
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Fasten your seat belt. I'm going in.
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I'd make an amazing cult leader.
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I'm handsome enough.
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Give me that. May I have that? Thank
you. Here, drink this. What? I hope it's
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strong. Just drink it, because I need
you to wake up. Okay, okay, Mom, I'll
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drink it.
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I didn't leave your father, even though
I knew I should have, years before he
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left me.
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And you know why I couldn't.
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It was because I, well, all of us have
these voices in our heads telling us
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we'll never find anyone else.
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We don't deserve happiness, or maybe
it's our fault we're not happy.
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I just think that... I don't know, maybe
I'm just impossible to please, you
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know?
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Like, Dr. Andy puts me on such a high
pedestal, you know?
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But that's not what you want.
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You want an equal partnership.
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Someone who holds you accountable, but
sees the best in you.
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Don't make the mistake I made.
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Demand what's best for you.
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I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing
it, I'm doing it.
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It's over.
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It's over, Andy. It's over.
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Okay, two more.
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Hey, how are you?
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What's going on?
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Okay.
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Andy, I am breaking up with you once and
for all.
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Whoa, Morgan.
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I know that you're scared, but... Don't
do that, okay? I'm not scared.
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Not in the way that you're saying that,
okay? I'm scared that I'm not going to
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follow through on breaking up with you
and that we're just going to end up
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together, and that's not what I want.
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Oh.
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Listen, Andy.
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I need you to repeat my words back to
me, okay?
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Okay.
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This relationship is over.
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This relationship is over.
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You made me feel like... Listen, you
made me feel like I was... No, no, no,
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that. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you
wanted me to repeat... No, not this
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Just listen. Okay.
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You made me feel like I was special.
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You know, like you saw all the darkest
parts of me and you found them
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And, I don't know, it made me ignore
things that I should have paid attention
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to.
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And if I'm being really honest with
myself...
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Joanne's relationship made me rush into
this with you, and I wanted to catch up
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with her, but that's not how I want to
live my life.
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I see.
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Well, as your fiancé, I am utterly
heartbroken.
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But as your therapist, I am really proud
of you, Morgan.
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She, like, really wants to move in. It's
not just that she really wants to move
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in. She really wants to move forward.
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And I do, too.
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I need more time.
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How are you and Esther?
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Look, I don't want to rub it in, but
we've actually been doing really well
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last couple days. Really? Yeah. Oh,
good. No, that makes me happy.
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I was getting kind of worried that we
were going to be one of those couples
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where one person wakes up, like, 20
years in, and they realize they hate the
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other person.
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So I just like took the pressure off,
you know.
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Do you ever think that it just shouldn't
be this hard?
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I don't hear melody.
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I just hear words.
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When you say you love me, that's why it
hurts.
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We used to sing symphonies, now we can't
carry a
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tune. Hey, sorry to interrupt. Can I
talk to you for a second? Yeah.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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We have so many things going in our
favor. I know. I was just thinking that,
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because my mom was saying something
about, like, seeing the best in your
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partner. Ayin Tova.
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To look at your partner with a good eye.
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I do that with you.
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I do that with you, too.
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There are a hundred different ways I
could convince you to be with me right
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I'm not going to do that.
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Nothing good happens when it's forced. I
don't want to be the person who's
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asking you to be someone different.
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We can't start our life that way. You
would wake up in 20 years, you would
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me.
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Okay.
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Sorry, so what are you saying?
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I'm saying I'm all out of ideas. I
don't... I don't have any more.
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So you're just giving up?
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It's not giving up.
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It's not giving up.
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It is accepting the truth of our
situation.
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Is this happening right now?
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Are we breaking up right now?
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I don't know what other choice we have.
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I love you.
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But we can't keep doing this. It's too
hard.
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Please tell Morgan that I'm sorry I had
to leave.
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How
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you
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doing?
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I'm good. Oh, good.
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First, I've noticed you haven't been
yourself lately.
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Oh, that's a start.
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So, I am going to stay out of your way.
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I've been trying to figure this out for
us, or for you.
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Yeah.
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Reigniting the sparks, they say.
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You're the greatest guy in the whole
world.
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I'm the best dad.
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I'm just a fantastic, lovable weirdo.
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You've honestly done everything for me.
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And I know how hard you've tried.
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I do.
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But it's not working.
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It's not working, and I don't know why,
but what I
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do know is that it's me right now, and I
can't fix it while we're together.
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I can't believe I just said that.
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Even though everything's burning I want
you to know it's all worth
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it
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Wanna dance?
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This night is so fucked.
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So fucked.
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Do you need to, like, beat anybody up
for you? Are you okay?
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Nah,
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I feel pretty good about my decision.
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I mean, people are probably gonna start
calling me the runaway bride or
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whatever, but... I mean, this is only
your first time, and it's not like this
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was the wedding.
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Are you trying to give yourself a
nickname right now? No, I'm just saying
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are probably going to call me that.
Okay, I'll call you that if you want.
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Hey, um, I'm really sorry about Esther.
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Yeah.
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I mean, if she thinks that she can just,
like, go out there and see what life is
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on the other side without me and I'll
just, like, wait and take her back.
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She's absolutely right.
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Yeah. I mean, if this is for life, I
gotta ride with her, you know?
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You're a good guy.
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Almost like I'm too good to be true,
except I'm real.
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I'm right here, I'm real.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Are you okay?
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No.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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No.
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I mean, you look horrible. Let's do you.
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I think Noah and I
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are really done.
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Man, I can't really talk about it,
though, because I'm afraid I'm going to
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crying.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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You know how when something really big
happens, you start to think about all
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these little, like, random things?
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Like, I'm really going to miss Javad.
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We're just so drained.
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Like, I'm going to miss being told to
put away my phone on Friday night.
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And I love being superstitious.
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I say poo -poo -poo to things all the
time now.
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Because it makes me feel good. Of
course.
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Poo -poo -poo is so good.
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So keep doing Shabbat.
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You're basically Jewish.
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I wish.
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No, Joanne, I'm serious. Like, I feel
like you have this idea of being Jewish
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that's so much more complicated than it
actually is.
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You feel Jewish to me.
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You're warm and cozy.
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You always want to chat about
everything.
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You'd be a pretty good get for us.
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Well, you're not warm and cozy.
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No, you're not warm and cozy. Funny.
See?
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You're funny.
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That's Jewish.
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You love to overshare.
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Yeah, no matter how much I resisted, you
literally forced me to be friends with
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you. Forced? I mean, you're a true
kibitzer.
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You're always getting in everybody's
business.
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You ever heard of a yenta, Joanne?
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That's you.
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You're a yenta.
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I'm a yenta?
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Yeah, of course you are. I mean, you're
obsessed with your family, even though
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they are so nuts.
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Jewish. You're always eating the challah
before you're supposed to. We all do
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that. Jewish.
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Like, I don't really know what you're
waiting for.
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Whether it's a sign or the water's to
part or what, but... The whole thing is
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just a feeling.
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And enjoying all those little things is
the feeling.
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With or without Noah.
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You're Jewish.
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I have to go.
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I...
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Hey, who's Joanne?
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I think she left.
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She left?
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I think so.
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None of it matters.
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You are my soulmate.
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That's it.
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I don't care if you're Jewish. I don't
care if you're not Jewish.
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I choose you.
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Every time.
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Well, you're in luck.
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