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Babe, I need to win big tonight.

Yes, we do.

You know I want a pair, right?

You got a pair coming if I do win.

Let's do whatever it takes, all right?

All right.

I got some suckers coming, but let's not let them know they're suckers, all

right? Let's let them think that they're going to have a chance.

Okay. They don't have a chance.

One of the guys is the same guy that we...

I remember what to do, babe. I got this.

Yeah,

they're probably going to show up any minute, babe.

Oh, and another thing. Make sure to make their drinks good. We want to keep them

happy as much as we can because they're going to lose all their money to us.

Hey, guys. Welcome. Hey.

Very pretty.

Thank you. Hi, I'm Avi.

Nice to meet you, Avi.

Nice to meet you. Hey.

How you doing, my man? Hey, what's up, buddy?

What's going on?

Trying to redeem ourselves.

Yeah? Set up with some chips.

I'm talking about making money back from last week.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

This is a skill game, gentlemen.

You'll learn soon enough.

We got a skill.

All right. What kind of skill is that? I need to know.

Black chips, 100.

Blue chips, 50.

Green chips, 25. Red chips, 5.

That was a $5 ,000 buy -in. Appreciate you guys.

Shall we get started?

Babe,

could you be a doll and grab us some drinks?

Damn,

she's sexy. Alright, let's play this part.

How did you pull her? How did you and all people pull her? What do you mean,

bro? I mean, all it takes is a little swag, you know?

And you're in my beautiful house, aren't you?

I mean, you got this house because you've been taking all of our money.

all of our money, that's right.

I got it all the same way I got all of y 'all money. I want to find out who that

girl is. How do you win? How do I win? How do you win?

You read the whole book.

That's my goal. You study up and you play. That's how you win. No, how do you

win to teach me how to win?

Nobody's that lucky. Why would I teach you how to win if I'm playing against

you? Let's play some cards, man. Be a friend, bro.

Maybe if you do a good deck cut, you know, the cards will fall in your favor.

Cut it.

Bam, bam. All right. So maybe they're going to be dealt the right way, you

All right. Small blind.

Big blind.

All right.

Let's play cards, gentlemen.

Let's do it.

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

Mom needs a new hip brace.

Let's get it.

I'm in it. I'm in it. Do you want to stay in it? You got to put five more

All right, we're all in it. Let's go.

You guys in for 20?

You're raising the 30. So he raises 30.

Thank you, sweetie.

I'm in there for 30 more.

All right.

So you have to get in with 30 more because he raised the 50.

You in for 30 more? Green chip, red chip.

30 more, there you go.

Alright,

we're all in here with 50.

Thank you, baby.

Thank you, baby. You have the

dirtiest mind.

God.

Shit.

That girl's a freak. You don't even know what she just told me.

Man, what you telling me? What you saying?

Oh, man.

There's some dirty shit in the bedrooms, bro. What you talking about?

Change all that, bro. She said,

remember that move you called a turnpike?

Can we do that again tonight?

Yeah, man. We can do that. We can do that.

Man, where did I find her? Man, let's play some poker, bro. Enough about my

gorgeous ass poker girl.

That's my trophy.

Alright,

so we got to turn this next card over and see what we're going to do here.

What's going on?

Check.

He's allergic to winning.

Four gorgeous females.

Check on me. I'm checking. Okay, check. You want to raise?

You got a good hand?

Let's do that.

I'm staying with you.

You're going to be in this one? He checks back on you to stay in here. No,

out.

You're out of here? No, I'm out.

I know when to quit.

I'm not trying to give all my money up. He's scared, man. It's all right. We're

here for a reason. To redeem ourselves.

Got to win big, my man. Be a conservative knight.

All right. Let's see the next card.

Let's see the next card.

Where you at?

Man, fire.

Okay, okay.

I'm a new, uh, I'm going in 40s.

Okay, let's see, let's see, you said 400.

400.

You know, we're starting off small.

What's 400 to $5 ,000 buying?

Small. You're right, you're right. You know what, I'll match it. You'll match

it? I'll match it for you.

Alright.

I'll see the 50. All right, here we go pot

pot gun three fives fam What you got?

See I learned

my lesson you last time

What do you mean?

He's always winning. I'm trying to conserve here to get a game plan going.

What? What's the secret?

The secret is I got lucky. I got three fives. You got two aces. All right,

fellas.

Hand number two.

May the luck of the Irish be with you.

Oh, thank you, doll.

Nice. Thank you.

You need to put your five in, sir. You want to stay in it?

I got you, I got you.

Here, have some more pepper.

I don't mind if I do it with thank you.

It's a good place.

Shit.

That ass is getting better and better by the day.

My God.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Shit.

Great cream sauce.

Yeah.

Alright fellas, here comes the flop.

How you feel

about that?

Well, my man over here starts the betting.

It's all on you.

Alright, let's go. Let's do this.

He's in 200.

You in there with it?

Two aces on the table.

You guys in?

You want to raise?

200?

I like them black chips, man.

There's a lot about a man.

Drop black chips on the table Could

be

good luck for any one of us. Let's see what we got

No, you definitely are.

So what's up? It's on you, man. You want a raise? How you feeling?

I'm already in.

Four. Let's see. Yeah.

I'm looking all right. Let's do this. Just one more. Let's do one more.

You're raising like you're scared. Are you bluffing?

No, I'm just... I'm watching you.

He's putting down 100?

Okay.

No, let's do 100. Let's do 100.

You gotta be careful with this fool.

You know what? Fuck it.

I'm all in.

I'm all in, man. You can't win big if you don't bet big.

Come on, guys.

You can't win big if you don't bet big.

He's bluffing? He has. He's never done this before. He has before.

Look at it.

I'm into it.

I'm into it. How about that?

I'm in.

How about you?

I think he's bluffing. He's all in for his.

He ain't never done that before.

Let's try this and see what's up.

Ready to turn them?

Let's do it.

Four aces.

See? That's what I'm talking about. I told you. Ain't nobody that lucky.

Ain't nobody that lucky, man. We don't need these chips.

We don't need these chips.

Amen. Amen.

Ain't nobody that lucky, man. Ain't nobody that lucky. Baby, for sure.

You're getting that bread bottom.

You're getting that bread bottom.

Ain't nobody that lucky, man.

That's what I was telling you.

What the hell?

Oh, yeah.

It's going to take me a while to start all this out.

Let me see that.

Oh, yeah.

It fell out of her ass. I've seen that. I've seen it fall right out of her ass

crack. Wait, what?

What did you see?

It just came out of her ass!

That's

how

you win it right there. Ain't nobody that lucky.

Cars just don't fall right out of their ass.

I'm not cheating or anything.

You know what?

What? And this will, well, hold on one second. Let me talk to him.

Listen, I'll be right over here real quick.

Okay. That'll be good, man.

One second, one second.

Better make it right

You can do that for me? Okay.

Alright.

Yes, I want all your money.

But you know what? I'm going to give the money back from that hand.

And just so you know that I wasn't cheating, we're going to play on my

naked body.

So no cards held up her ass.

She's going to lay right here.

We're going to play cards on her naked body.

And then there's no way we can cheat. Right?

Does that sound fair? I mean...

That sounds really good.

If you call him here.

Yeah. Right?

So no hard feelings.

He doesn't have any extra holes that we need to know about. I mean, they're

going to be right there in the open.

There's nothing tricky going on.

I feel bad. I feel bad you guys feel like you're being cheap. I'm just

poker.

See?

There you go. All right.

Yeah. All right. Now, are we good?

We'll see how it goes.

All right, give me this card. Watch it.

Here, I'll give you your money back from that hand.

This is crazy.

Yeah, it really is. It really is crazy.

I'm lucky to have a beautiful woman. And again, she was the luck of the town,

huh? She is my luck of the town, man. I'm lucky to have this woman. She is

beautiful.

She got my back 100.

All right, baby.

She'll be okay. She's done a good sport.

Yeah. Bam!

Yeah, she is definitely a good sport, you guys.

I like her. I like her. I like her.

She's going to be all right after all.

Yeah, so?

You guys believe me now?

Mm -hmm.

We might be able to make this work.

Find out. Let's sit down like gentlemen and play another hand.

We're at a card table.

Been here a lot of money for a lot of weeks, man.

Might even score right here.

I even have my sleeves rolled up for you guys and everything, man.

I'm serious.

Cut the deck.

Small blind up big blind. I'm big boy All right, you're in he's in

he's in we're all in all right There we go All

right, here comes block

It's on him to make the raise.

No, I'm feeling good.

You want to raise?

Yeah, let's go.

I'm already getting those raises.

Barely now. Let's go ahead and go 200.

200.

You in for 200?

200.

It's good to start. We've been a long time.

I'll do 300.

300?

Cool, I'm in there with three. You're going to need to add one more, sir.

There you go.

Alright, next card's coming out.

I'll tell you what.

You raising? You staying?

What are you doing over here?

Raising a hundred.

You in?

Last hand or last card to

How you guys feeling on this

All right the last hand

winner takes all I'm all in Everything on this table,

including my girlfriend.

I mean, step up to the plate, bro.

I'm confident about this.

Be confident.

This car plane is going to the jet.

But I like it. Call.

But I like it. Call. I mean, how are your hands looking?

Hey, let's roll with it. All in. All in.

Let's do it. Make it rain. Make it rain.

Here we go.

All right,

show your cards.

I got two twos.

Shit, two nines.

Shit, two jacks. You guys both beat me. Yeah.

What's up, baby?

Finally got one. Two jacks beats two nines, but I lost to both of you. Oh,

like that, huh?

Long time coming. Long time coming. It's like that, huh?

Look here.

You can have these, man.

What did you say again?

Everything on the table? Everything on the table, man.

It's a good girl you got.

That's a nice girl you got there.

This is why they call it poker.

This is why they call it the poker game.

I want to have her poker face.

I told you I wasn't cheating, bro. You ain't cheating.

You coming through.

Okay, use that juicy mouth. There you go. Look at those pretty eyes.

All the way down.

Look

at

her.

That's a pretty little dick in your mouth.

What are you

talking

about? He just won.

Come here, stroke that cock, there you go

There you go.

There you go.

Suck that dick proper.

Suck that dick proper. There you go.

There you go.

That's right.

Back that toe.

There you go.

Mouth puck.

That's right. That's a good mouth puck.

Can you share it?

Wow.

This is amazing.

This is amazing.

Oh shit.

Come on.

Let me see that hole.

Let me see that wet, juicy hole she's got here.

Juicy fucking all of those.

Juicy fucking pussy.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah.

Make sure she's here next week, too.

um oh

Oh, it's so fucking tight.

Good man you got there.

She's here next week, buddy

There you go.

That's a good sport.

Come for us. Come.

Come, good baby.

Come, good baby.

There you go. There you go. Just like that. Look at that shit up, baby.

Look at that shit up.

Sexy ass.

Sexy ass.

We're coming back next week.

Yeah. A little chair, my man.

A little chair.

Throw on what you did.

Fuck you, jerk that cock.

Jerk that fucking cock.

She likes it.

God damn it.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

We're coming up with it too. You know what?

Turn around.

Turn around.

Shit. Come here.

I'm about to come on your face. I'm about to come on your face.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Fill it right up.

Oh, my God. Oh, damn.

Your dad is white.

Hey, I just got to say, I didn't have faith.

You pulled it off. You paid up, man.

You've been cheating so much in this.

I'll be here next week. I'll be here next week. I'll be here next week. All

did. All she did. All she did.

Red bottom. For what?

Red bottom.

Till you shop for a plan B.