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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.

Is there anything you want to tell me? Anything you want to declare before we

get... No, I'm a little confused why I'm in here.

Of course.

Well, I've got some evidence that you may have

taken some merchandise.

Anyway...

I'm going to go get some paperwork here before we get started so I can start

your file.

You just stay right there. Okay.

Started some of your paperwork. I need to get an identification from this No,

I don't have it on me

Well, I'll have to take your word for it. What's your name?

Ellie.

What do you pronounce?

E -L -L -I -E.

All right. Ellie. My last name's Eilish.

E -I -L -I -S -H.

Okay. And you reside at... What's your birthday?

My birthday is in November.

Oh, okay.

November 10th. All right. And you reside at what address?

That's what I'm hard -grabbing now.

386.

Why do you need all this information?

Well, you seem to not be aware of what's happening here. I have some closed

-circuit television surveillance of you taking some merchandise.

Well, that's why you're here. We had a blackout, and... Yeah, it was just...

I... No, the blackout scared me and I ran right out.

That's what I did during the blackout.

No, but you... I got scared and I ran out.

You took some merchandise from the store and we have it on closer television.

No, no, no, no, no, no. The lights went out and I was out.

It was Black Friday and people were all over.

I didn't know what else to do. I kind of panicked.

And you stole something.

No, I didn't steal anything. Of course, nobody steals anything.

I didn't steal anything.

Okay.

Anyway, Ellie, that's what we're doing here. I'm processing you because of

the shoplifting.

I didn't steal anything.

Okay.

That will have to leave up to the authorities.

It's Black Friday. Why would I steal anything?

That's a good question.

Okay, so you don't have no ID, so I'm going to have to take your word for it

that you are Ellie Irish, residing at Parker Avenue, such and such.

Okay.

So I'm going to go home now?

No, actually, you're not.

This is the beginning.

Oh.

Yeah.

So I didn't do anything.

That's what they all say.

So you have no identification.

I don't know.

Okay. Maybe I can start with the stand -up. I'm going to have to take some

photographs of you.

Yeah, what are the photographs for, actually?

To document the fact that you are in here and you're under

my surveillance here.

Okay, take your photo.

Okay, if you could turn to the side for me, that would be great.

I didn't steal anything.

Okay. Face away, actually. Face away.

All right.

Okay.

As part of the process here, I'm going to actually

have you stand up again, if you don't mind.

Let me frisk it.

See if you don't have any more condense on you.

I don't.

Okay.

Okay.

That's just my metal bra. Metal bra.

Yeah.

Custom bra.

Custom bra. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

The bag might be like that, too.

No, I'm not getting any reading.

Well, if you would be so kind to... I'm going to have to need you to take your

dress off for me.

What?

Do you have, like, a female I could do that with?

I just don't see why I have to take off my clothes.

No, I understand entirely. Unfortunately, I don't have a female

personnel in the building.

Well, okay. It's going to have to be me.

I'll turn around.

I didn't steal anything.

So, if you would be so kind to cooperate, we could hurry this along.

I'm sorry. I'm not doing that. I didn't steal anything.

Look, you can have it your way. There's two ways to do this. I'm not taking off

my clothes. You can comply and go along with me, or I can call the authorities.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No.

No,

no, no, no. You have the female.

So just take this off.

Just make it easier for you.

Do you just want the bra? Would that be easier?

Well, no, you need to.

I'm going to search your garments.

I've seen people actually stash merchandise in the seams and the little.

There's no linings in this one. Well, if you would just prove that to me by

giving it to me, that would be... You're really making this a little more

difficult. I really don't want to do this.

Of course not.

And I didn't steal anything.

Okay, wait, no.

I'm reading, so I have to follow that up.

to be so kind. It's a pretty accurate piece of equipment.

What do you think?

I've just never taken off like I was in public before.

Well, we're not in public. You're at least in... Well, you're a stranger.

Of course, and I'm doing my job.

I won't look. Thank you.

Just the dress?

Well, for now, just the dress.

It better be. I've not taken off any more than this.

See? No scenes.

Again, just my job. I have to do this, unfortunately.

You should just comply and act accordingly and make this a little

both of us.

You realize what kind of trouble this will cause your life

in the future.

Charges of even a felony, perhaps, depending upon the value of it.

merchandise i've never done anything wrong i've never done anything wrong

and i'm not lying i

want to believe you but i'm going to need you to take off your top and bottom

can i just put the dress back on it's kind of cold so if you just like i said

you just go along with what i'm saying you know Cooperate with me. Otherwise, I

have to call the police. No.

You can put your dress back on and I'll call the police. What do you think?

But then they'll come down here and they'll take you away and they'll

you down there at the station.

It'll be out of my control and you might not have as good of an experience down

there.

You're going to get searched one way or another. It's either me or the police.

Maybe you want to think about it?

Well, can you at least turn around?

Fair enough.

Just don't do anything stupid.

I think that's enough.

Right? I'm going to have to take off my... The top two, sorry.

As soon as we get through this, as soon as we can potentially... I'm sorry.

Done with this.

Yeah, I'm done with this too.

You should just let me go.

Hand that to me.

See, it's the metal. I told you.

Yeah, there's also something else in there.

It's the metal.

That's a metal bracelet. That's mine.

Yeah? That you would just hide in your bra?

Look. I understand. We all make bad decisions, make bad choices in our

and we either regret them or we learn to live with them. And at this point, you

can confess that you shoplifted during Black Friday in the blackout.

Or you can refuse to... Oh, okay, no, it's bad on my record. I don't want that

on my record.

Right? I mean, young girl, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

What do I got to do? I will pay for it. I will send you money.

Can I put my clothes on? Unfortunately, it doesn't work like that.

It's just a bracelet.

It's not even... Yeah, with a value. This is a high -dollar item out of our

jewelry department.

I'll work it off.

I can work in the store for you.

I can clean bathrooms for you.

No. You know what? Have a seat.

With my clothes on?

Look.

Unfortunately. You're gonna have to come out and do what I tell you.

I need to get some other surveillance.

What?

I guess I'll be here.

I'm gonna go look at some other surveillance.

So just don't go anywhere. How do you have surveillance? The lights were out.

We have a very specific system that's...

suited for when we have a power failure that's kind of back up so all right

thanks don't go anywhere

What do I want to put in?

Pennies?

Can I put my clothes back on?

Unfortunately not. We're still kind of in the middle of this processing.

I saw some of the surveillance footage and sure enough, I saw what I needed to

see.

Look, you're aware of how this could ruin your life, right? Your charges

and whatnot.

Stuff of that nature.

Just getting a job, trying to get an apartment or a house or anything like

You always have these charges on your file.

Is there any way I can work it out?

Can I work for your company or something and pay off the bracelet?

Can I just get a warning and never do it again?

I wish it was that easy. Unfortunately, I have a job to do and I'm

supposed to follow protocol and whatnot.

I should be processing you right now and calling the police.

We don't have to get the police involved.

No.

We can just... I don't know. I just want it to be over.

Something else in mind? Maybe we can... If you know what I mean.

Like I was saying, I could clean bathrooms.

I could just...

Sweep them off your floors.

I could organize your stuff.

It's Black Friday. There's a lot of people.

You could use help.

Maybe.

Or you can... I don't want that on my record.

How bad is it? What are you doing?

What,

you think I've done earrings too?

No, that's not what I think.

I mean, I do have any ideas.

Maybe we play a game.

Right now?

Yeah.

What kind of game are we going to play?

You're about to charge me with a bunch of fines and I'm going to jail.

What kind of game is that?

Are you trying to joke or something?

No.

Maybe if you play along with me.

What does that mean?

Well, I'll tell you what it means.

I've been here at this company for quite a long time, and it kind of gets

mundane. I'll do anything.

I mean, honestly, I don't want this on my record. No, I didn't mean to.

I was panicking. It was dark.

You thought snatch and grab was a good idea. Get geared.

Sassy Brad was a good... Anyway, I've been working at this company for a long

time. Very mundane, very... It's kind of depressing, actually, being the guy

who's, you know, the conduit between their actions and them

getting in trouble and inevitably

ending up with charges.

record and whatnot.

But that's what I signed up for, so that's the job I do.

But then every so often, I get someone that comes through

those doors that looks like you.

Pretty girl.

Say to myself, maybe.

Maybe you shouldn't put your hands so close.

I can see you getting hard through your pants.

And I'm naked, so... Oh, that's fine.

Can I please put my clothes on? Um, no.

I'm just going to finish.

Every so often, I see Premier like he'd come through the door.

And it makes me hopeful that I can

have a job that's not so, you

know, boring.

Please stop circling me.

It's kind of hard. And don't stand so close, please.

It's kind of hard.

You've been... Naked.

Don't touch my hair.

So what I'm thinking is... Maybe you play along with my game and...

Give you an opportunity to walk right on out of here without any

problems.

Heck, I'll even give you a bracelet.

Half an hour from now, you could be scot -free walking out of here.

Maybe learn a little lesson. What do I have to do with the game?

Well, you're pretty observant, young lady.

You're really weird.

Unfortunately, I try not to be weird.

Well, you're making me feel weird.

You're getting so close.

Your dick is even harder now.

Oh, God, it's embarrassing.

Why are you touching my back?

Okay, what's your game so I can get out of here then?

I want to go and never come back.

So you want to play the game?

I don't want that on my record.

All right, well then, just do as I tell you.

Or if I have some fun, I'm sure you won't have any fun because it's... I'll

you go.

I'll erase the surveillance tapes.

Get rid of the paperwork.

Get rid of any trail that you're even in my

presence in this office.

Let's play.

Yeah? Yeah, I went out of here.

So let's go.

Is that the game?

I just want to look at you.

Is that okay?

Haven't you been looking at me this whole time?

Yes, I have.

You noticed my...

I think you're a little more aware.

to hurt you.

I just want a little something from you that I'll let you go.

I know it's not entirely what you have in mind but I have a little

empathy for you.

Maybe you can have a little empathy for me.

Take my job from being some ho -hum boring job that

Feels negative all the time, ruining people's lives or mistakes they make.

letting me have some fun.

What do you think?

Fine.

We both get something out of this.

Right?

I guess so.

If it's the only way you're going to let me out.

What'd you do?

Oh, I just hurt myself on Glover. Yeah?

You gotta be more careful.

Yeah.

It just happened the other day. Carry yourself.

You don't want to hurt yourself.

You see?

No, no, no, no. I don't think I can...

I can't do it. I can't.

Okay. That's okay.

Totally understandable.

No, wait, wait, wait. Put the clothes back on. I'm just going to call the

police. Don't call anyone.

We're going to come down here. No, no, no, no, no. Please. Okay, don't call

anyone.

I will play your little game.

But I... It's just a little too big.

I've never done that before.

I just...

You don't have to do this. I can call the police. No, I don't want you to call

anyone.

There's no other way we can work this out.

I'm scared.

I'm not going to hurt you.

I don't know.

I've never done anything before.

I think I know what you want, but... Shake

on it. I'm not going to hurt you.

Look at it like you're investing in yourself.

You're investing a little time in yourself.

You invest this time, make me happy, and you walk right out of here like none of

this happened.

Sure, you might have a little memory of the creepy guy at the fucking department

store.

I just have never done anything before.

Never had sex at all?

Have you ever had any sex at all?

I've tried it once.

Mm -hmm.

And it worked, but, like, you're really big.

I'm not going to hurt you.

I promise.

I'll make you that promise.

I just don't really know what to do.

Well, maybe I can show you.

Just think about this.

You can be walking out of here and this will all go away.

I promise.

Just give me a little fun.

Make my job a little exciting.

And I'll give you freedom.

You can walk right out of here.

It's big, but I'm not going to hurt you with it. I promise.

Do that again.

You like that?

It's soft.

It's warmer than this room.

I'll make you feel good. I promise.

I'll warm you up.

What do you want me to do to it, though?

Just touch it.

You said you haven't had much sex in your life, right?

Maybe you get a chance to... investigate,

let's see.

Use this as an opportunity to, you know...

It is really soft but like do you really want to do this?

There's no other way

Do you want me to do it like this?

Yeah, that's fine. Is it okay with my band -aid?

Of course.

As long as you don't hurt yourself anymore.

Like that?

Have you ever sucked on one?

And I have a little one.

That's all?

You can lick it.

Like that?

Yeah.

Wasn't so bad, was it?

I don't know if that's going to work.

Can I just stick it?

Sure.

Go ahead. That's fine.

Did you like that?

Yeah, it was good.

Sorry, I just don't know really what I'm doing.

I'm just a little nervous.

I understand you're nervous, I know.

Go ahead, suck a little more.

How does it feel in your mouth?

It's really smooth.

Soft.

It's not so bad is it?

Dang.

It feels really good.

There, I did it.

I'm going to go, please.

I'm going to go put my clothes on now.

No, sweetie.

Unfortunately, that was just a guinea.

I'm still a little nervous.

Yeah.

Can I get up now?

I'm sorry, not yet.

I

don't

know, I'm just a little scared.

Okay, just rubbing.

It feels good.

Thank you.

Has it almost been 30 minutes?

That's so funny.

So good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Let you go.

Okay.

Get

your

clothes and go.

I won't tell anybody.

There's a restroom on the outside you can use on the way out.

I'm going home.

You're just going to delete all the tapes? Totally. You're not going to tell

anybody? Promise.

And I get the bracelet?

You are a little screwy.

I didn't hurt you, did I?

You really didn't have another woman cop?

No.

That wasn't so bad though, was it?

Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories. Only at shoplifter .com.