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There's something I need to tell you
guys.

It's big and it's not good.

She's ridiculous.

You're ridiculous too, Heather. You've
been bullying all of us for four years.

I had some information confirmed today
and I've been wrestling with it all day.

Not sure how to tell you.

Monica, why?

Were you talking shit about me? I
thought we were friends. You know why.

She does not who she says she is.

Are you being serious?

I'm being serious.

Don't be nasty, bitch.

She has plotted and profited from our
lives and our pain.

That's not true. Let's move on. I've had
enough of the conversation. Thank you.

It was lies, pure lies.

There's no dark -ass little secrets.
Clearly you're the one with the secret.

She's not our friend.

Heather, you have narrated me for years.
It's enough.

You need to own it right now.

How did we all fall for it?

Good morning.

Hi, good morning.

How are you?

I'm great. Had a good sleep?

Oh, so -so. Not terrible, not great.

Last night's wine didn't help, that's
for sure.

So bright. I know.

But look at the view.

It's so perfect.

How did you sleep?

I slept like a baby.

How are you feeling, by the way?

Are you going to talk to Heather today?

Well, last night was, like, pisses me
off because I tried to go down to the

beach and, like, have a moment with her,
and Heather still, like, wouldn't even

talk to me.

Last night when we got back, I really
wanted to make things right with Heather

because of what happened.

Heather, it's not fair that you sex
-dame Monica and exploit my sexuality in

your book.

Heather, I want to have a conversation
with you. I want to have a conversation

with you. You're drunk and you're crazy.
I'm not drunk or crazy. You are both.

But she wasn't ready to talk yet. And I
decided to just take a moment for myself

and allow myself to...

I grieve and honor my friend Sherry.

When I couldn't find you, I was like,
hey, have you guys seen Whitney?

And Lisa was like, no, she's probably
somewhere being dramatic.

And I was like, hmm, for Lisa to call me
dramatic, I'm sorry, bitch. You're the

one that lost your shit on a yacht.

Just admit it, you f***ed up.

Say I f***ed up and we can all move on,
you f***ed up. That pisses me off.

I just want to hide and go back to
sleep.

Okay, me too.

Good morning.

Good morning.

This is your homemade granola. Yes, you
got some low -fat yogurt.

Keeping us safe before we get out there
in our bikinis, right?

Despite last night's drama, I am super
excited for today. We're going on

we're going shopping.

Let's just say I hope these bitches can
rally because we have a fun day planned.

I could get used to this.

I wonder we're not going to want to go
home.

Come

in.

Can we talk?

I'm sorry that I upset you so badly last
night. I honestly did not expect that

reaction.

I know. That reaction surprised even me.

You've mentioned a few times, like, if
you'd read the book, read the book. But

consciously didn't want to because I was
nervous of how I would react.

Yeah, but I read you every page and
every word of you. I read you your whole

section. I know. In the beginning. And
then you took out the part that I asked

you to.

Yeah, you loved it. But I hadn't read
it.

But I read it to you. You heard every
word.

Not after the revision.

I took the word out that you didn't want
in there. I felt like you replaced it

with a Titanic analogy.

That was always in there. That was the
whole reason I did the panties thing.

And you said, but it was your idea. I
said, okay, I'll change that.

And it was a lot of fun.

This is everything that enraged her.
Jack, I want you to draw me like one of

your French girls wearing this. It was a
Titanic nod. I don't get it. She

reached down and slowly removed her
pirate patch panties. Ahoy, matey. I

photographed her from belly button to
backside without raking a sweat.

This is the book.

This is what I got crucified for.

I just felt a little bit exploited.
Like, it made me feel like it wasn't in

she's doing this for her husband. It's
like she's... down to get down on all

fours, and I can photograph her from
belly button to butthole, like all of

I didn't ever use the term butthole. I
don't think you've actually read it.

I wouldn't ever write that word.

I paid her. She was the photographer for
boudoir photo shoots, okay? Like, I'm

not the Titanic where I invite her into
my room and say, photograph me, Jack.

Like, this is not that. It was a
transaction for a gift for my husband

anniversary.

It hurt my feelings. It made me feel a
little bit like my sexuality was being

taken advantage of.

Yeah. And so I just had this moment of,
like, being upset about that. I'm so

sorry, and I'm sorry it got to where it
did, you know? Yeah.

Good. Cousins forever.

Cousin Whitney Rose. Yeah, thanks for...
She never bugs me at all.

Never has bad timing at all.

It's not bad timing. I know. I just
brought it up. You're the one that

Yeah, I'm the crazy one.

Oh, my gosh. You guys, we're going to
look so cute on our scooters.

Welcome to our little scooter ride
through Bermuda.

I'm worried about Meredith.

So, how do you get it off this back
thing?

Meredith hasn't been behind a wheel
since 1987.

When's the last time you've driven a
car?

That I have no idea.

Look at that.

Can you ride a moped if you're wearing a
double -breasted blazer?

I don't know.

Okay.

One at a time.

Hey!

Stop!

Stop!

Did she run into the van?

Did she just hit the car?

You better get used to this before you
hit that roof.

Well, yeah, because I'll die.

Yes, you will.

to go check out over there.

Does anyone want to come with me?

We're going to go look at clothes.

See you shortly.

Are you guys ready to go home? It's too
nice.

I don't want to.

Even though I didn't get to meet up with
my family in Bermuda, exploring Bermuda

is very nostalgic for me.

Just knowing that my family came here
and helped build these buildings and

homes. It's truly such a gift to be able
to be here.

Oh, wow.

Have you ever been to a perfumery in
Europe? Oh, yes, every other month.

That's very Lisa. I kind of think this
is really cute.

That one is so cute.

It's vegan?

Yes. I kind of think these are adorable.

I think I should get this.

Yeah. No,

that's you.

This is a fragrance that was recovered
from one of the many shipwrecks that we

have. Fascinating. This is my scent.

100%. Let me get my... Do you love the
smell?

I like it in the morning.

It's strong like that.

Can I borrow a credit card? I didn't
bring my credit card. That's what I was

just thinking. Did you bring your credit
card? I have a picture of mine. I'm

going to see if I can find it.

I mean, I have money, you guys.

Like, I can pay for it.

I'll pay you back at the house.

Whatever. Are you sure? Yes. Thank you,
babe. I appreciate that.

It's $7 .25 if I'm with you.

How much do I owe you?

$9 .19. Thank you very much. This one is
$7 .72.

Okay.

Thank you again so much. Thank you.
Thank you.

Thank you, sugar mama.

Oh, shh.

effing birthday cake if my freaking card
declined right now in Bermuda in front

of these women.

Nobody would ever see me again.

I will disappear into the Bermuda
Triangle on purpose.

International transactions allow.

Okay, let's try again.

You know that these bitches were like,
her card declined.

No, I remember to do that when I left.

I'm going to text the other girl to let
him know we're here. It's the wharf,

right? Yeah, the wharf.

Thank you.

Perfect.

I don't know where they want us to meet
them. Heather is our GPS.

I'm the GPS.

I'm, like, feeling so happy right now.
Like, the sun, the Bermuda breeze.

Hi, guys.

Oh, I see a lot of bags.

Oh, did you guys get shot? Like, get
shot?

He's sending the guns out. Let me see.
Hi.

Okay, ladies, come on. That was fun.

I want to ride the moped back. I know.
That was so amazing.

What did you find out?

Are you kidding me right now?

Shut the f*** up.

I'm trembling, like trembling.

I cannot believe it's her.

How could she do this to us?

I'm freaking the f*** out.

I'm freaking the f*** out.

You guys, no, seriously.

Seriously, no. You guys, for real.

Guys, no.

Seriously.

Seriously, no. You guys.

What are you doing?

Trust me, you're going to love it.

I'm not even going to ask.

I'm just going to roll with it.

It's a beautiful color.

I just got this devastating information,
and my head is swimming.

Look at all the light!

Too big.

It is too damning. And I have to deal
with it. Okay, let's have dinner.

Dinner. Heather, this looks so pretty.

But what's about to go down could change
our friendships forever.

You guys, find your name. You'll see
some dolls at your place. It's for a

that we're going to play a little bit
later.

Oh, my God. The dolls are back.

Okay, this is Eunice.

She's a good time girl.

Oh, that's fabulous.

Thank you. Well, ladies, the theme for
tonight's dinner is the

Bermuda Triangle.

Boom, boom.

And legend has it that the Bermuda
Triangle is this mysterious devil's

where unsolved mysteries occur and are
never explained.

There are shipwrecks.

There is sunken treasure.

There are unsolved mysteries.

On this trip, we have learned a lot
about each other.

But if there's one unsolved mystery
about each one of us that you want to

take the person's doll that's in your
bowl, and that's who you're going to

A mystery about this person that you
would like answered.

Okay. Okay.

I'll go first.

I have Lisa.

Yeah. So, Monica told me that when I was
down at the beach crying, she asked you

where I was, and you told her she's
probably just off somewhere being

I did say that because... My mystery,
though.

Oh, okay. My mystery is you are very
dramatic.

You jumped up on the yacht yesterday and
went off on Meredith. So, my mystery

is... Why is it okay if you do it, but
other people... I was just stating

a fact. I thought you were being so
dramatic.

And I can be dramatic, and you can be
dramatic, too. Was I being dramatic, or

was I being emotional?

When I told Whitney what Lisa had said
about her being dramatic, I did not

that it would end in the best drinking
game possible.

Every time you hear the word dramatic,
take a shot.

It's dramatic.

How is...

It's my best friend that died.

It's dramatic.

The whole thing was dramatic.

Is that dramatic to mourn, my friend?
No, but what I observed with my own two

eyes was dramatic.

Listen, I am dramatic and you can be
dramatic, too. It's not singular. We can

both be dramatic. We are both dramatic.
Actually, everybody at this table is

dramatic. Thank you. And my baby's going
to sleep.

Oh, wow.

Because I'm done being dramatic tonight.

Meredith, yours better be as dramatic as
ours.

But be cautious.

you're going to end up wasted on the
floor.

Yeah, so my question for you, Heather,
is we've been friends for several years

now, and I'm wondering why I didn't get
a little more support from you on this

trip. Is there a conversation? Well, in
the cave, you didn't speak up for me at

all. You're sending her the DMs about
Angie, and it's enough. It's done.

Meredith, it's done. You're done. We're
sick of this.

And I was kind of...

hurt and disappointed.

Monica was very clear and very
convincing and like you didn't even

issue with it. Heather, I have gotten to
a point where I have matured where I

don't react to lies by screaming and
yelling.

And if me being able to answer in a
normal tone of voice isn't enough for

believe me, that hurts me.

It wasn't just me that believed Monica.

We all believed her over you. Like, we
all think this is what happened.

Correct. Okay, correct. We all believe
that. And you're just going to say yes?

Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

Why do you think we all believe her?

Why do we all believe you, Monica?

I don't know. Probably because I had the
evidence. I had the proof. I had... I

had the DMs, I had the timeline, and I
threw myself right into that fire, and I

owned it, and that it just, it added up.

So it had nothing to do with it being
the truth?

No, obviously, I just said, the first
thing I said was I had the proof, I had

the... Had the proof.

The timeline, yeah.

I don't think this is getting anywhere.

Hey, Heather.

What's up?

Well, I have side -eye Meredith.

I really don't have that many unsolved
mystery burning questions about you.

I do, however, have a few questions
about Monica.

An unsolved mystery, if you will.

Oh, God.

Hey, Heather.

Well,

the mystery for me with Monica is who is

the real Monica?

I mean, well, when I met you, we kind of
bonded over being single moms, moms

of daughters.

And we really had a great time, lots of
fun.

You know, charming, funny, witty.

Smarter than probably people think.

And I thought pretty much like an open
book, you know, truth teller.

But I don't feel like that's who the
real Monica is.

The real Monica.

Is someone who really doesn't want to be
our friend.

That wants to profit from our lives and
our pain.

I know who you really are.

And who you really are is...

Okay.

It's hell yeah.

I got your text. What's going on? Hey,
thanks for meeting me. Yeah, what's up?

Are you okay?

Let's wait for Meredith.

Okay.

Hi. Hi. Thanks for coming.

What is going on?

I'm nervous.

You know, I'm cheeky. Yeah, me too. I
know, so am I.

There's something I need to tell you
guys.

Okay. And it's big, and it's not good.

What is it?

You're going to cry.

You know, we've... Heather. You guys,
we've come a long way as four.

We have.

And... Monica is not who she says she
is. Okay.

She's not our friend. Okay.

She's someone that has schemed and
worked to infiltrate our friend group.

Okay. And the name that you all know her
as.

The woman whose birthday we celebrated,
who we have been trying to champion and

support and defend.

Is Reality Von Teese.

No. What?

No.

Reality Von Teese was an Instagram
account that was created over three

and was dedicated to annihilating.

and exposing Jen Shah.

But it quickly expanded to troll all of
us. Me, Whitney, Meredith, Lisa.

These were character assassinations.

But we never knew who it was.

You are kidding me. How did you find
this out?

Before I even met Monica, I had known
about her through our mutual friend,

Tanisha. Tanisha's been my hairstylist
for over three years, and she used to be

Monica's closest friend.

Monica had a way of handling sensitive
information that made me feel so uneasy.

I've heard

a lot of things.

Like the marriage one stuck out to
Whitney the most because she's had a

start in her marriage.

Sean.

No, he does not.

He has like boyfriends running around
the city bragging about their sex.

You are spreading lies.

At first, I just thought she was
oversharing.

But looking back on it now, it was
something much more sinister.

She uses information as a weapon. She
relished in the dirty, dark details in

scandal. Even the dark stuff about her,
she was so quick to tell the world

because she's so used to exposing
everyone else.

But in the moment, I didn't see it.

And then right before we left for
Bermuda, things started to get really

It started when I went to Beauty Lab to
get a gift card for Monica and

discovered that we had three Monicas
with three different last names with the

same birthday.

So I immediately called Dre.

And she discovered that one of those
Monicas had never paid her bills. And at

Beauty Lab, a lot of money.

But then when all of this started to go
down with the weird messages and DMs

between Meredith and Monica, nothing was
making sense.

You called me one night.

You said, did you get a DM from so -and
-so account?

I got one. And I literally just got
another message from them 40 minutes

Well, it's not me.

I didn't know who to believe.

I did not DM her information about
Angie, but here's what's interesting.

You know why I called her when I got
that DM?

Because the DM referenced a bunch of
stuff that she had already said to me,

that's why I called her. The timing of
the DM was just odd.

Did you find it, like, strange that
Monica got a DM one hour before dinner

about Angie?

Yeah. I thought the timing was
convenient for sure.

And the idea that it could be from one
of our friends was incomprehensible, yet

sadly familiar.

And then something that Monica said kept
coming back to me.

Who do you think sent? Do you think
Meredith sent the DMs? Do you think it's

fake account? That's what everyone
accused her of.

I didn't think she would ever do that. I
really didn't. I didn't think any of

you guys would ever, like, do that. I
would do that.

Don't make things like that. I'm just
saying, like, I don't... You use a fake

account and send yourself DMs?

Knowing how well Tanisha knows Monica, I
called her.

And she had a crisis of conscience and
came clean.

She told me that there's something I
need to know about Monica.

That Monica was reality Von Teese.

And Tanisha was there for all of it.

Within minutes, my phone was flooded
with... Screenshots, text messages,

recordings, videos, photos, DMs, volumes
of evidence

exposing Monica.

And I was devastated.

But I still needed to make sure that
this was ironclad, that this was the

So I reached out to my friend. I sent
them everything.

And today they called me back.

Are you kidding me right now?

Shut up.

That account has annihilated all of us.
All of us. Pull it up on your phone.

Released all the videos about Jen. That
was Monica that recorded them. All of

those audio recordings.

Behind -the -scenes secrets, things that
have hurt and affected our lives that

we thought were for three years were all
posted, curated, and spread by her.

Wow. Wow. I want to confront her at
dinner tonight, and I want you guys to

me up. Okay. I'm really back. I'm
freaking out.

I am so tired of people trying to hurt
us.

This is so...

I know who you really are.

Who you really are is the cyber bully
internet troll.

Reality Von Teese.

Heather?

You are Reality Von Teese.

No. You are an internet troll.

You are a cyber bully.

You have been tweeting and undermining
and bullying all of us for four years.

You are Reality Von Teese. I have the
facts. to prove it, and I have text from

your phone number. What? I am Reality
Von Teese. I'm applying to be friends

these girls. Are you lying? I want to
see it right now. Yeah, I would love to

see it right now. Oh my gosh, guess how
you know I'm telling the truth. I have

your perfect formula.

Prefix, proof, timeline, screenshots,
everything to prove that you are a

f***ing bully and a f***ing troll, and
you do not...

You are Reality Von

Teens. I know you're Reality Von Teens.

That's not true entirely.

What do you mean entirely?

What does that mean entirely?

That means it's part true. Oh, my God.

Disgusting. Lisa. It's disgusting.

You think you can sit at our table and
have us celebrate your birthday?

Yes, I heard.

You're not even.

You infiltrated this friend group.
You're not. You sought out Jen Shaw on

media. And then you worked for her. That
is not what happened at all.

Monica Fowler.

And then you got caught on security
footage in Meredith's store when you

the clutch.

That was you.

You have a different.

You came to Beauty Lab.

I wasn't in your store. I didn't steal
from you. I'm not accusing you of

stealing, Vi.

You said this is the first time I have
been here.

This is so cute. I've never been here.
Oh, my gosh.

I've never been here.

You're a fraud.

You're a liar and a fraud.

Okay, Heather.

And you were doing drive -by Jen's
house.

Are you serious right now? Yes, yes. You
used to do drive -bys, Jen's house.

What? I don't have to do a drive -by
when I was with her all the time, you

bitch.

Von Teese was never just one person. It
wasn't just me.

There were several other humans
involved, but bottom line, our mission

take down Jen. The other women were just
collateral damage.

No, watch yourself.

Watch yourself. No, I'm not even
kidding.

Angie, let's talk about your
involvement.

Let's talk about your involvement.

You want to talk about how you're
involved with Reality Bounties?

Let's go there then. If you want to do
anything to me, I'll kick out your ass.

So shut the f*** up. How was I involved
laughing at your story?

These women are ridiculous.

Valadie Von Teeth. Oh, this is awful,
bitch. Don't act like every single one

you wasn't constantly watching and DMing
that page.

Like, you are our biggest fan.

It was Tanisha. What did you do with
that account?

Why don't you tell us?

Tell us what you did on Reality
Bunchies. It's a fair question since

bullied all of us for four years.

You just said that you partially ran the
account, Monica.

Tell us what you did.

Since you're a truth seeker.

Tell us what you did.

Since you're a truth -seeker, honesty...
I didn't do sh... Monica!

What did you do with the account?

Okay.

Some of the videos that I took of Jen
that my... told me to record of her,

were posted on there.

What are you gonna...

That means

you

have lied to me and used me. I didn't
lie to you. Which is more than...

There's no dark -ass little secrets.
Clearly you're the one with the secrets.

You've been running an account that has
bullied us for years.

I don't think Reality Von Teese was a
bad thing. I think that scamming elderly

people out of millions of dollars is a
bad thing.

But I think having a burner page on an
Instagram account to expose someone and

their abuse is not a bad thing. I think
that's just telling the truth.

We are friends.

And we have been through this bullshit
before with Jen.

For years, we were afraid.

We'd wake up sick that a lie would be
posted and told and spread and exposed

exploited. But we were in it with her.

And we are the type of girls that ride
or die. And each one of us at different

times rode hard. And we shut down
feeling.

of doubts and things that didn't add up.

Who you are made no sense.

But the way you acted was strangely
familiar.

And the pain that we went through and
the way that we were tormented and

tortured, I ate every day for her. I
felt like I had to lie to protect her. I

did whatever it took. I went on book
tour and defended her and took

For the fact that she gave me a black
eye.

What? Wow.

Wow.

When did this happen?

That's what we don't know.

She doesn't. We're walking through
everything. And I'm like, we need to

out. We need to get Meredith. You don't
know how this happened?

I don't know how this happened.

I don't recall.

Well, I'm glad you finally told the
truth for once.

So good for you.

I had to ride hard for her. And I had to
lie for her.

We're not going to do it again with you.

Packed. Your bag and go.

Okay.

I, more than anyone, know that nothing
stays in the dark and everything comes

light. I knew that this information
would come out.

Even Gossip Girl couldn't stay Gossip
Girl forever.

So take me back to the final dinner when
the women asked you to leave.

There's so much more I wanted to say,
but I knew I wasn't going to be heard at

all. There are a lot of things that I
could have said. That was not the time.

But there is so much more to the story
that needs to be said.

Trust me, you're all going to want to
hear it.

We have a lot to discuss.

Next week, a three -part Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City reunion.

Since Bermuda, you all as a group have
not been together. No, that's correct.

Monica, you've been accused of being a
troll account.

Oh, that's not interesting. I can't. Can
you own that you hurt all of them?

You are a jealous, bitter bitch. You're
a fucker with four kids. Why are you

driving by Jen Shaw's house? Get my
fucking kids out of your fucking mouth.

Jen gave you the black eye. Yeah. Tell
us how it happened.

Oh, no.

Meredith, you shut up. Your Whitney
impression.

It's so hard to do it all on the spot
like this. It's so easy, Meredith.

Meredith.