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Salt Lake City.

I never thought I would read this book.

Oh, wow.

Have you started it? Not yet.

Bermuda, baby!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Honestly, this is insane, and I really
have never had a birthday like this in

life.

We think her mom called her family and
said, don't meet with Monica, so they

canceled on her.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Meredith said to Monica, you're in the
Greek mafia.

Meredith, you're accusing me of doing
fraudulent things, that I am in the

mafia?

I have not made these claims.

We did talk about her being in the Greek
mafia. I did not say that. You called

her and told her to look in her DM.

Suddenly, after your conversation,
documents appeared from a fake account.

It's enough. It's done. Meredith, it's
done. You're done. We're sick of this.

I'm so done with you doing this means to
all of us.

Thank you so much.

It's so beautiful, Al. Another
Bermudical day.

Another Bermudical day.

Dear Mom, I love you so much. I'm going
to miss you so much, and I hope you have

a great time.

P .S. Please do not get arrested.

knocking. Yes.

I was about to be like, maybe
something's wrong.

Oh,

that's shocking because I'm so loud.

I thought a lot about last night and I'm
glad you agreed to meet me to go on a

walk. Thank you.

Oh my gosh, it's so pretty. I know. It
actually is stunning.

You can see all the pink. I really have
been so excited for this trip.

And I, yeah, last night, I'm sorry, I
lost my temper.

You are married.

Do you think you're as single as me?

You can sit here and judge my
relationship. I'm not. I'm just saying,

at me and say you're as single as me
when you're not.

Like Whitney said to me last night.

Wow.

I think I was just tired and mad and I
really apologize. And I didn't

want to ruin your birthday. I hope I
didn't. It was a lot last night.

Sorry I contributed to it.

Honestly, Heather, I was so thrown.

But it felt like it started on the bus
when you were, like, questioning me,

talking to my daughters about sex. Like,
I felt like you were coming at me a

little bit, and that surprised me, too.

And so it was already there, brewing.

And then to have it, like, repeat, it
was like you didn't care. You knew that

that was a touchy thing for us, and you
just dove in. So I think that's why I

reacted strongly.

It had started, and then you went for it
again.

Okay, look, we're getting to know each
other, right? And so we're learning

things about each other literally every
single day.

And now I know that certain topics are
not up for discussion.

And I apologize for that.

I don't want to freaking be in that
place with you.

You've been incredible.

Like, seriously, Heather.

Then let's not be in that place.

I am sorry. I did not mean to.

Whatever. I think there's a lot going on
yesterday, but let's just put our...

Let's just know ours is nothing and move
on and enjoy the trip. I mean, I would

personally love that.

How are you feeling overall because of
the Meredith?

Yeah, it's a lot. Like, I was in shock
for me last night.

What do you mean? Or, I mean, is
Meredith behind the... I don't

Do you think Meredith sent the DMs? Do
you think it's her fake account? That's

what everyone accused her of.

I don't know. I didn't think that...

I didn't think she would ever do that. I
really didn't. I mean, who would ever

do that? I don't think any of you guys
would ever, like, do that. I would do

that.

Girl,

you would not.

Don't say things like that. I'm just
saying, like, I don't. You're going to

it out? I mean, I'm pretty. Send
yourself DMs?

No, not myself.

I just don't want to face it.

I mean, it's not about Angie being in
the Greek mafia. I don't think anyone's

believing that. This is about someone
creating a fake social media account to

spread lies and negative gossip about
us. We have all been victims of it, even

Meredith. And it's hurtful when a
stranger trolls us, but to think that

our friends would go so low to harm
someone in our circle is the ultimate

betrayal. It's devastating.

Listen, let's...

Let's turn up today. I know we can do
it. We got it in us.

We do.

And get ready for the yacht.

Yes. Luxury yacht.

Okay. Once again, not reading the room.

I'm kidding.

Hi,

honey. How are you?

Good. How are you?

I'm tired.

I don't know. I'm, like, I'm struggling
a little. Like, Bermuda's beautiful, but

this has not been a really easy time,
you know? Like, literally last night,

everybody came after me, and it was
insane.

Lisa yelled at me, like, crazy. It was
very, very nasty.

You're lying about this. You're sending
her the fucking DMs about Angie, and

it's enough. It's done.

Meredith, it's done. You're done.

And it's not just Lisa. Like, Heather
was not supportive.

I would not let this get to you. You're
in a beautiful place with questionable

behavior.

Yeah, I hear you. I'm just trying to
decipher what's really going on here and

who's responsible for what.

It's a great day for a tennis match.

I grew up playing tennis. I'm no Serena
Williams. I don't have a tennis court in

my backyard, but I really do
occasionally hit some balls around. And

tennis is great for stress, and this
trip has been pretty stressful.

Do you play tennis?

I play with Sean and Electra once in a
while, but I'm not good at it. You're

going to just hit these balls.

Get out all the aggression.

Okay. You know the professional tennis
players where they go like this? They're

like...

Oh, my gosh.

That is. Let me try that.

Or if you want to pretend that this is
Meredith, you could throw it nice and

high. And boom.

Meredith.

You had me.

There you go.

It took me three times to take that
bitch out, but I did it. Well, hopefully

that knocked some sense into her.

Okay.

The ball's out. I got it. You're getting
a couple of bounces.

A couple of bounces. Hold on.

Oh!

I thought this was going to be easier
than it is. We're for sure joining a

tennis club. We're so good. OK, well, at
least we had a workout in for today.

Yeah.

Honestly, after last night, I am just
blown away that we are yet again

addressing Meredith spreading more
rumors about me.

Last night was a next level of crazy to
me because she sat there at the dinner

table while everyone is coming at her.
She just sits there like, but she's

happy to be at dinner. And then we get
back to the house and she has cake with

us. Like nothing happened.

She

really

thinks that she can just skirt by.

Without owning it, taking any
accountability, and that it's just going

away. Well, because he's guilty.

How long can you keep up that facade,
though, before all of us are going to be

like, you're not safe, you don't take
accountability, you don't take

responsibility? We don't want you
around.

It's like crazy, psychotic
disassociation.

It's unwell behavior.

But what about Heather freaking out at
Monica?

I had no idea that that was coming last
night between the two of them. They were

getting on great. But, you know, every
culture and every religion, there is a

lot of shame around sex if you're not
married or if you're not a certain age,

right? So I wondered if that was just an
uncomfortable topic for Heather because

she's not married and she's got to
deprogram from a lot. Yes, she wrote

book called Bad Mormon. Yes, she's
living a new lifestyle.

But if you really look at it, we were
shaped.

into who we are today from our
childhood. So that's just still there

But, like, she doesn't want to talk
about her own sex life, but she's okay

talk about everyone else's, which
triggers me.

I just finished reading her book, and of
all the stories she could

have told about our friendship, she
chose to write about when I hired her to

shoot my boudoir photo shoot as an
anniversary gift for Justin.

It just rubs me the wrong way because
she gets weird when her sex life is

brought up. But, like, she's all right
about mine.

I have whiplash.

From the tennis?

No, from all these relationships.

Oh, yeah.

Coming up. I do not understand this mess
that you've gotten yourself in. I'm

trying to process all this because
there's a lot of elements here that

adding up.

All right, you guys, let's just go.

Who's here?

Angie.

Yeah.

Angie.

Let's just go. We need to go because the
boat's going to leave in 15 minutes.

Good morning.

How are you today?

Good morning.

How are you today?

Late, late, late.

Oh, my God.

Are you shaving your legs on the go?

Oh, my God.

Let's just not do the cooch on board.
Don't do the cooch on board.

Wow. Oh, wow. This is amazing.

Who wants to run? Who wants to ski like?
Lisa, this is so nice. We haven't been

on a boat together in a while. No, it's
been a minute.

The last time I was on a boat with these
ladies, my shoes went overboard.

My shoes are gone. They're in the water.

But with all this tension today, I
wouldn't be surprised if someone ends up

sleeping with the fishes.

Because that's how the mafia does it,
right?

After last night, I was hoping to have
fun with friends. But it's very clear

that everyone is trying to kind of ice
me out. So I am on an island. And I

mean Bermuda. I mean, I am completely
alone.

Welcome aboard the Zara. My name is
Jameson. I'll be taking care of you guys

today. We'll be out at our anchor spot
in about 30 minutes. Until then, you're

more than welcome to explore the boat,
chill out. If you have any questions,

like I said, just let me know.

Thank you guys for joining us today.

This is such a cute boat, right?

I mean, it's a catamaran, right? A
catamaran, it's just like a super sick,

strong boat.

Put your arms out.

Okay,

what have you guys got?

Beer, wine. Gin and tonic? Gin and
tonic. Oh, you're British. You better

gin.

I can probably stay consistent.

That's on the pole.

Wait, hon. My skirt won't let me flip
over.

There they are, the Bermuda longtails.

We're swinging from side to side.

Don't break the boat, Whitney.

She's athletic.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thanks.

Meredith, right now, let me just give it
to you straight.

Okay. We have a real friendship, and I
too was blindsided last night. They all

think you are creating a fake account
and sending DMs and then conveniently

calling Monica. You said it was
convenient, and it was like... I am not.

I am not.

I do not understand this mess that
you've gotten yourself in, and I...

Also do not understand your lack of a
reaction.

I'm trying to process all this because
there's a lot of elements here that

aren't adding up. Tell me about it.

I did not DM her information about
Angie.

I did not accuse Angie of being the
mafia. In fact, I told a story about the

mafia and she planted that.

On the flight back from Palm Springs.

Monica and I sat next to each other, and
she went into great detail on all kinds

of rumors and dirt on Angie.

Then a few weeks ago, I went to lunch
with Monica.

And so after our lunch... This is so
charming.

We were just chit -chatting, and I said,
oh, you know, it's so funny. My friend

told a story that the venue of A Door or
Two Down had been run by the Greek

mafia. And Monica asked me, do you think
Angie's a part of it?

And I said, I have no idea.

Two or three weeks later, I received all
kinds of documents and information

about Angie.

And they were all tying back to the
things she had been telling me on the

which I thought was really weird to
begin with.

So why wouldn't I ask her, did you get
this?

But here's what's interesting.

You know why I called her when I got
that DM?

Because the DM referenced a bunch of
stuff that she had already said to me.

And that's why I called her.

At this point, I don't even know who to
believe. It seems like Monica hasn't

really told us the full story.

But Meredith's history with DMs and
digging up dirt isn't making her look

better either.

You've got to go take care of it. I
guess I just have to deal with Monica.

The sooner the better.

Welcome to Long Island. Probably not the
same Long Island most of you know, but

this will be our anchor spot for the
next little while. There is food for you

guys right down here, tacos, all that
sort of stuff.

If you need anything else, let me know.
Thanks, Jameson.

He said tacos.

I said say less.

Let's grab some eats.

Do you want some food? We're getting
some food. In effect. Thank you.

Yeah.

I'm like, she has one lonely little
taco. That's what I needed. This is so

Monica, can I talk to you for a sec?

Yes.

Okay, stop that. Thank you. Put the taco
down.

Can we please just talk after the taco?

So, you know, there's a lot of moving
parts going.

Yeah, I believe there are.

decipher exactly what was going on.

Okay. So what I want to know is how this
has now become, I said she was in the

mafia, which you then got DMs about, but
you're saying that A, I sent you the

DMs, and B, I told you these things.
Okay, first of all. And neither of those

things are true. First of all, I never
came out and said, Meredith sent me

these.

We absolutely had a conversation about
her being in the mafia. It felt very

serious to me. And you were like, I know
how we can find out. I'm Googling,

you're Googling. We really did that.

We really did.

And so I hate that. I did not really
think that.

What? We both Googled Greek mafia in
Utah.

Right. Right. Okay.

Okay. That has nothing to do with Angie.
Okay. It does! Because we were talking

about Angie and how she's weak and
probably in the mafia.

Maybe. It's possible. I told you. Who
knows?

She could be. How does she have her
house? She's broke. She has all these

But somehow she still has money. How
does she get her money? You told me,

Monica. This just sucks. I thought
Meredith was my friend and I definitely

like she's leaving me hanging out here
to dry.

Meredith, stop lying!

Enough! Stop lying!

I'm not lying. You're lying!

do this to Monica. You did it to
Whitney. You've done it to me. You've

to all of us. You're a liar. Stop. I am
not lying. Just admit it. You f***ed up.

Say I f***ed up and we can all move on.

Stop.

You're hurting good people. Stop it.
Okay.

Seriously, stop. Enough.

Lisa, stop yelling at me. I'm not going
to stop yelling at you, Meredith. It

doesn't affect me anymore. Stop yelling
at me. Stop yelling at me. Stop.

You're not f***ing a cop. You're a mess.

You're a f***ing mess.

Okay. And you're losing all your f***ing
friends because you can't stop. Oh, I

have

Okay, you're not going to have many,
many more when they see what a f***ing

you are and you can't leave people
alone.

Okay, fine.

But, like, does Monica just get a pass
on participating because she made a

No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't get a
pass. She said all the same f***ing

things. At least Monica's being honest
about it. This is exactly what I

from Meredith. It's like, at this point,
it's like, just say the truth. Like,

nobody's interested in hearing, like, I
didn't do it anymore. Like, your boss

did. We know you did it.

You guys, it's like ridiculous. And it's
literally like tie her up and throw her

overboard or like get some answers at
this point. You're going to own what you

did. This is exhausting.

I'm sure it is. If you lie, it's hard to
defend the lie. I'm not lying. Fake

documents being sent of accusations
about me and my family and my business.

didn't make the accusations.

I own the streets of Salt Lake City
because I am a...

Reputable businesswoman.

I am not bringing up rumors, number one.
You look guilty.

I believe that you sent them to her from
a fake account or had somebody send

them to her from a fake account. And I
believe she is telling the truth. And

you're mixing words.

The story doesn't add up, but I believe
Monica because I participated in rumors,

gossip, and behavior with Meredith last
year.

So I believe Monica because I see the
pattern.

With Lisa.

So hypocritical. There were all these
rumors flying about her. Well, what have

you heard?

Jen just made reference to there having
been affairs.

Some documents appear about any of us,
I'm going to think you did it too.

Because it's a pattern and I'm sick of
it.

Bullshit. Hold on.

I'm tired of hearing that because that
is incorrect.

And I'm getting very irritated about
everyone narrating me. Don't.

Don't dig up shit on your friend.

Meredith, if you would just own it and
stop, this would all go away.

I'm getting really fucking pissed off.

I'm getting really...

It's Ross.

I know who I am. I know what I do and
don't do.

Like, if you guys want to believe this
woman over me, that's on you at the end

of the day. Like, I'm not going to pour
my energy into some morons trying to

accuse me of things I didn't do.

Clearly, we're not getting anywhere. I
just want to have fun. We're on a

beautiful catamaran. Let's go have fun.

Guess what? We are going to have fun.

Who wants to go swimming?

She is literally wearing Whitney's hair.

Gross.

Okay,

ready? Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, three.

Yeah, for real.

No, do it down.

Have a moment, bitch.

Look, Angie, I think there's a lot of
stuff going on that is inciting a lot of

issues, but I think we didn't sit down
at all.

I just, I don't know what to believe.
The reason I called Monica is because

of those things that were in some of
those DMs were things that she had

mentioned to me.

And that's why I said, did you get a DM?

That was it. Well, why would you even
entertain or tell her to look at this or

ask her about a DM? If I got a
fraudulent DM about someone that I knew

bullshit, I wouldn't even say, oh, did
you see this?

Because who gives a shit?

I'm not a fraud.

And the fact that you're possibly scared
of me and think I'm some terrifying.

I don't like somebody.

yelling and screaming in the way you
treat me, Angie.

Think about if you were standing in my
shoes.

Why do I want to be around?

Like, it's just, it's unpleasant every
time, and it just doesn't stop.

So I don't know if we can reset and try
to be pleasant, but you need to know

that I am not out to get you. Thank you,
because that's all I wanted from you

last night, is just some
acknowledgement, and I just want to move

this.

Look, I don't trust Meredith, but if
she's willing to take accountability,

give her the chance to prove herself.
And if she proves she can be trusted,

fine. But if she continues to try to
destroy my reputation, then I'm done.

So Angie and I spoke, and the final
conclusion is she's

taking out a hit on me.

I'm kidding.

I was like, wait.

Jonathan,

did you miss us?

Not yet.

Okay. All right. So I planned this
beautiful dinner at this place called

and you have two hours to get ready.
Okay.

Absolutely. I mean, it's such a
reputable agency. They're like one of

in the business.

This makes zero sense to me.

Why all of a sudden can Lisa and
Meredith be screaming at each other, but

Meredith is kissing Lisa's ass?

I have really enjoyed sleeping alone in
a bed here.

Baby, it's a gay dog. Come on now.

I love Justin. Guess what my husband
has?

What? My husband has a very nice nose
for going down.

And if any man wants a lesson on how to
use the nose, I will let you know.

You're welcome.

I will never recover.

Have you actually ever had someone
really just nicely... Whitney, Rose, we

my boundaries, and please respect them.
Thank you.

You and Monica talk about ass -feeding
all day long.

I'm not talking about ass -feeding. We
definitely haven't had that discussion.

Like, here we go again.

Heather's uncomfortable, so now she has
to just keep shaming me instead of

empowering me.

Heather, I'm so confused by your
boundaries sometimes.

Same.

Home sweet home.

I'm going to go jump in the shower. I
want to be ready on time. I don't want

miss the sunset.

See you soon.

I'm going to go shower.

I think 6.

It's 4 .30.

You're more naturally beautiful than I
am, so I'm going to go first. That's a

lie.

Okay, I'm actually glad you're in here
because literally I felt like I was on

another planet, truly, on that ride
home.

I feel like it's like Meredith now knows
Monica's not doing what I want anymore.

And so now I have to switch back to Lisa
and I'm going to make Monica the piece

of shit now.

It feels like, oh, Monica just left me
out here alone because she came out with

all our crap that we were talking about
with Angie.

And now I have to hurry and do damage
control and get them back on my side.

You're exactly right.

Yeah. I believe you, and I think that
she is starting to realize that she's

going to be able to get away with it
anymore.

Craziest I've ever seen.

We'll get to the bottom of it tonight.

Coming up. You're so mad at me.

Do you want me to look at me? You want
to talk to me? Like, it sucks, and I'm

getting emotional.

Here we are again.

You look great.

You look beautiful, too.

We've got our blingy purses.

Oh, yes, we are both very sparkly.

And kind of half jealous.

Found my phone.

Welcome to Bloom. I'm Whitney, and we
have a reservation for six.

This is amazing.

It's so pretty in here.

Look at that view.

Oh, my God.

It's beautiful.

How many selfies do you think you've
taken in your lifetime?

If I had to guess, actually, your phone
tells you how many selfies you've taken.

Oh, I've taken 7 ,297.

11 ,205.

You guys have the good light. Oh,
actually, I have the good light now.

Take it while you can.

I'd like to know Lisa Barlow's count.

It's always about me.

Well, according to my iPhone, I have 28
,802, which is probably why I need two

terabytes of storage.

Good evening, ladies.

This is our wine and cocktail. Thank
you.

Do you want to get a bottle of wine?
Yeah, let's get a bottle. Right? Yes.

Ladies, ready?

Yes. Beef tenderloin. Beef tenderloin,
okay. I forgot to bring my Excedrin and

my migraine cup back.

The left side of my face is just being
so weird the last, like, day.

Smile. Big, like, smile.

I am.

No. Maybe I'm having a stroke.

No, because you would have no left foot
control.

I've had Bell's palsy.

Full facial paralysis.

Really? So it paralyzes half your face
and you can't really smile.

And I still only have, like, 98 % back.
Oh, I'm sure that's scary. Oh, that

would freak me out. Oh, my gosh. And I
had to get my Costco card, and it's like

this in the picture.

Because it looks just like, I was, like,
bullying, like, I had to tape my eye.

Oh, my gosh.

Going around, taking the kids to school
with my eye tape shut.

Wow. You have, well.

I wish I knew then. It humbled the shit
out of me. It really did. It felt like

God struck me down and said, like,

Not today, Satan. Yeah, yeah.

Sure, facial paralysis is funny now, but
it was really a horrible, horrible time

in my life. Stress -induced.

My husband had just left. I had three
kids under the age of eight, and I got

struck with facial paralysis right as I
was trying to enter the dating scene.

And this is what it was like. And I had
to talk like this, and I had to say, oh,

thank you for coming to church today.

I just had to live my life.

New mom.

Come at me, boys.

It's all in the book, ladies, and he
just reads the book.

Wonderful. Thank you.

Are you crying?

No. Oh, okay. Are you sure?

I don't know.

Let's talk about this, because I am
definitely getting, like, weird energy,

frankly, Meredith, I don't like it.

I don't like it either. I'm very upset.
I am upset as well because I saw you two

screaming at each other and then you go
back in the bus with Lisa and you guys

are like, so you're so mad at me. Like,
you won't even look at me. You won't

talk to me. Like, it sucks and I'm
getting emotional.

Am I not allowed to go sit down and talk
to Lisa? What's wrong with that?

I feel like I came very hard today.

But I think it's like a sister thing.

Like, me and my sisters fight all the
time. I mean, I can be like, die, bitch.

And, like, go shopping five minutes
later, you know?

So I think it was very confusing.

I made a choice when we reconciled our
friendship to accept who you are.

And part of who you are is you get
heated. You have a bit of a meltdown

sometimes. Yep. And you move forward.

Yeah. But you're mad at me.

I didn't say that.

hanging over that there's a step in the
middle there's a step in the middle that

well i would like a middle step as well
then because you won't even look at me

you won't talk to me that's not how we
are unreal dude okay let's move on take

it to bed then

no

does anyone have fun Summer travel
plans.

Ashley's going to Florence.

Oh, amazing.

Amazing. Jack goes on his mission on
Pioneer Day. July 24th. Okay, so you'll

there in summer.

That's insane.

I know, it's fast.

Even being here, I'm, like, loving it,
and I love Bermuda, and I can't wait to

come back. But I'm, like, missing days.
You know what I mean? It's a countdown.

I can't think about how to cry.

No, it's just like I know, like, that's
it. Like, I know he's never really

coming home again. That's the part
that's hard.

I know. I know. I know.

It's just the thought of not having him.

Lisa's emotions and behavior have been
all over the place the last few months.

But hearing her open up and talk about
Jack leaving, I'm sure it has something

to do with that. So I think that we
should give her a little bit of grace.

I mean, I can't imagine when the day
comes when Bobby's going to leave the

Like, that has to be really scary. I
don't even want to think about it right

now.

I feel like we need to redo last night.

Monica's birthday got sideways, and
there's a bar, and it is the oldest bar

the island.

Is everyone down to go?

Okay. Yeah.

Coming up. Heather, I want to have a
conversation with you. You're drunk and

you're crazy. I'm not drunk or crazy.
You are drunk. You exploited my vagina.

No one steals money.

So we heard this is the coolest bar in
Bermuda.

Oh, I need a pina colada.

Well, that's rat skull -ish. They're so
odd.

Here's your grandmother.

We'll do a swizzle for everyone.

We'll do a jazzy swizzle for everybody.

Swizzle, swizzle. This looks awesome.

Wait, what is this? It's the swizzle
named after the swizzle -in.

Should we play a game?

No. No, we're not starting.

Okay,

who here has read your book?

Does it matter who's read it? It matters
who's bought it. I bought your book.

How many did you buy her book for? On
audio.

You got audio? I bought it. I have it on
my house. I bought your book.

How many have you sold? Do you know how
many you've sold?

That's not like we're in tens of
thousands, like for sure.

sexuality in your book?

I wrote the book, and it had nothing to
do with your sexuality. I told an

anecdote about you soliciting me for a
boudoir photo.

And you talked about taking my clothes
off, slinging my panties. I think that

hypocritical that you won't talk about
your own life, but you'll write about

mine in your book.

I don't talk about Whitney's sex life in
my book. I describe when I first met

her, I was a boudoir photographer, and
she was a sexy model.

It's my decision to take the panties
off, and I did. I took it out for your

request. You're missing the point.

You knew what it was before it went to
print. You won't talk about sexuality,

but you'll exploit mine in your book.
Just sell it.

Like, what is Whitney trying to do, take
credit for the book being a bestseller

because she and my friends are in it?
It's just not true. We've discussed my

book a hundred times.

And she's known what was in it, and she
knows that it's not about her.

It's called bad Mormon, not bad shitty
friends.

I told one stupid story about your
really bad photography session.

And every word that was true. But you
won't talk about sex with her.

I never talked about your sex life.
Maybe we can skip to that.

You exploited my sexuality in your book.
Do you understand what you're saying?

Because you sound like an idiot. I did
not exploit your sexuality. You sound

like an hypocrite.

I'm an actual New York Times bestselling
author. Good for you.

I think you're a ridiculous bitch for
even saying it. Oh, my God.

I'm trying to leave. I want to leave
right now. Don't. You took my shoe off.

Yes, I did.

Stop talking, please. I just want to
take a minute. I would like to have a

think. And I would really like to have a
think, okay? I would like to have a

think, okay? Just stop talking. Okay,
I'll stay here.

Next time on the season finale of The
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Are

guys ready to go home? It's too nice.

Look at how beautiful this island is.

is the Bermuda Triangle.

I'm freaking out.

I had some information confirmed today.

Guys, no. Seriously.

She's someone that has schemed.

I want to confront her. She's not our
friend.