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I don't ever want to f***ing talk about
you again or to you. Stop talking. Stop

talking. Not that f***ing deep, Monica.

May they find peace.

Seth and I have been through a lot of
ups and downs, so we've decided to start

podcast about relationships.

If you were to go get a divorce that is
not favorable for women in Utah, I would

worry that I would lose my children and
that he would leave me.

I am so focused on my daughter that
sometimes I forget that I'm a wife. I

my husband feels neglected. Maybe I
could add intimacy to my to -do list.

I enjoyed tonight so much. Like, you're
still figuring out where you are in the

journey. This is definitely a big
breakthrough for...

me and lisa i need to be more open to
your experience and like the fact that

like instead of just being like it's not
fair you can't wear strapless dresses

and drink tequila i think it's okay to
have both

What do I owe this wonderful surprise?

I just miss you so much, and I feel like
there isn't so much going on. I need

some updates.

There is a lot going on.

It's so good to see you. You look so
good. Sun kiss.

Life is so good over here, but I...

I'm sad I missed the book signing
because I was talking to the girls about

and I just want to hear, like, who came.
Like, was it, like, a good turnout?

It was really, really cool. Like,
everyone came.

Lisa came. It was such a moment. Lisa
wrote, like, a custom rap to introduce

Away in SLP in her new crib in her bed.
This best -selling author laid down her

sweet head.

It was like a big...

reset for us because there's been so
much conflict with jack yeah and jack

on a mission and i was so like worked up
about it and triggered by it and like

it was a really cool thing for her to
like show up for me just to have that

of support just felt like really fun to
have everyone together i'm really like

grateful and i wanted to throw like a
luncheon for everybody but i want it to

like a spinoff of the mormon thing but
like something super fun you have to

it on theme for the girls

Since it's the month of April and April
6th, 1830, that's the founding of the

church. You know, that's the fact that
you should have memorized in young

And like, well,

I thought we could do like pioneer
craft, have like pioneer comfort food.

Do you think that's just all the
classic?

I want to thank everyone for coming to
the book party, and I want to do it in a

way that celebrates kind of the fun,
kitschy aspects of our culture, what

would call embarrassing aspects of
growing up Mormon. Nothing gives me more

pleasure than forcing Lisa to face
traditional Mormonism and participate in

Mormon handicraft.

I mean, don't you want to see Lisa
Barlow in a pioneer bonnet? I think

genius.

Hey. Hey.

What are you doing?

Texting Anthony.

Texting Anthony?

Yeah, I was talking about prom and the
plan.

You stole my blanket, I see.

It was out here for the taking.

It was? Did you show him your dress, by
the way? The color? For his tie?

Yeah, I told him. Okay.

Weren't you prom queen your senior year?

Yes. I was.

Did I ever show you the pictures?

No. Oh, my gosh. It's my time to shine.

I'm going to get them, and you're going
to see.

Oh, Lord.

You're going to die.

Why do you have so many photo albums?
Because once upon a time, we had these

things called cameras, and it wasn't
your phone, and you had to, like, buy

And then go and develop it, leading to a
model album.

Okay, okay.

Seriously? Oh, my gosh.

Look at my boyfriend chat. Actually,
let's not look at him. Oh, let's not

at that either.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, look. This one right
here, this is my senior prom.

Look it.

Getting crowned.

And Vovo has my crown.

Of course.

Look at Vovo.

That's Vovo? Yes. No, it's not. You're
lying.

Look at me pulling her hair. The
aggression started from such a young

already knew who she was out the womb.

But this was my first flight ever to
Bermuda, which was where Nana was born.

And we all went, the whole family. It
was Christmas.

Look how beautiful Bermuda is.

Oh, my gosh.

I, like, miss this.

I want to take you guys to Bermuda.

Well, if you think so.

Well, let's just go.

Let's just get on a plane and go.

I don't see the problem.

Okay, I actually have something really
special that I wanted to show you. This

photo album.

I'm not going to get emotional.

We'll say that now.

Okay.

So, when my dad left when I was four, my
mom, like, destroyed everything.

I don't even know what my dad looks
like.

There's no pictures of him?

No.

Volvo, like, ripped them all up, threw
everything away.

So it was important to me for you to
never feel that.

And so these are all pictures. This
photo album is yours now of me

when I was pregnant with you.

But...

It's also of your dad.

Your biological dad.

I got pregnant very young. I married her
father at the time.

He left for work one day, and my
daughter was crawling on the floor, and

hear her playing with something, and it
was a clear plastic bag full of

Oxycontin. In that moment, I grabbed my
daughter, and I never looked back.

I started dating Mike when Bree was one.

So that has always been dad.

This is not the first time that Bree has
seen these photos.

So Bree is very well aware that Mike
adopted her.

Because when I was going through all of
this, I went to therapy. And the number

one thing that the therapist told me
was, always be honest.

I don't want you to ever feel like how I
felt, which was like a whole part of me

is missing.

Bobo's dressed up for my birth.

Of course Bobo is dressed up for your
birth because it was her day.

All

right,

watch your step.

Thanks.

Love your outfit.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, Sean and Angie.

All right, we'll be right this way.
Thank you.

Thank you.

Feels kind of good to be out, huh?

Kind of. Yeah.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, see you again. See you, thank you.
Sparkling? Of course.

Are you interested in cocktails tonight?
A glass of wine? You know, you guys get

Angie a great cabernet every time we get
in. Yes, we'll do that. And for you,

Sean? I'll have a cup of coffee.

See, when you go out with younger women
like me, you've got to drink coffee.

Right, right.

Thank you.

I wanted to check and see if you guys
have made a selection this evening. I'm

going to do your special chicken.

And then I'm going to have a steak.
Medium rare plus.

Thank you.

So what do we talk about?

We haven't been out, the two of us, for
years.

It's like a first date. Like, what do we
say to each other?

Would you like that? It's so good.

You know, just...

Something that I've been wanting to
share, and I know it's hard with Electra

around, even obviously at home, it's
like rainbows and unicorns.

And you always want to keep it positive.

Right. It's like we're passing, right?
Like we're picking her up. We're going

lessons. You're on the phone. I'm on the
phone. You're returning emails.

It's like we're together, but it's like
we're not really together.

When I'm alone with you, sometimes I
feel like lost for words.

This sounds so dumb, but I don't even
know what music you like anymore.

All the country music you play in your
car.

I'm just cringing the whole ride.

When I first met you, you didn't listen
to country.

I am always listening to country. Not
with me in your car.

Then you didn't care what I did because
you were so smitten and in love. It

didn't matter what I was doing.

I still love it and I should be allowed
to love it. But it's annoying.

It's just annoying. When I get yours and
you're listening to the Humpty Dance.

I haven't seen the Humpty Dance. But
that's annoying.

Why is that annoying?

Fucking annoying.

So what if the Humpty Dance makes me
feel like I'm funny? And I don't say

anything. You know what I mean? I just
play the Humpty Dance.

No, you hate it.

I hate it. You complain. No, I don't. I
don't anymore.

Right.

It's not even about the music. I think
that's part of why.

I haven't loved being alone with you.
Like, I don't want to feel like I'm

annoying to my own husband.

You know, it's been two years since you
and I have been alone.

You know, we kind of lose the
relationship stuff.

We're worried about everything else.
We're worried about a lecture, the

business, starting something new, the
house, building this.

And then all of a sudden you're looking
around and it's like, okay, do we still

have stuff in common?

we're not connecting on a relationship
kind of a level.

How do you see us reprioritizing our
relationship?

Just more time together.

Yeah. Alone, you know? And I think
Elektra's totally cool with that.

I know she is. I felt like I needed more
of your attention, too.

I tend to hold things in and I don't
want to be a complainer. And it felt

to let this out. I feel lighter and I
can see that some of the challenges that

Sean and I have between us are things
that we can actually work on. It's time

that we worry about us.

It's time that we worry about our
relationship. It's time that we have a

compromise attitude in terms of having
this time together.

Coming up, we are going to churn butter
by hand.

Just shake it. Shake it. Take six
minutes.

You know what, Heather? This is dirty.
You guys have done this for longer than

six minutes. So just get to it.

Is it bad? Did I ruin my car?

Oh, my God.

Dang it. I got to tell John.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

I just hit your rock on my car.

The plastic part.

Hit that rock. That giant boulder? Yes.
I want to have that removed. You need

to. This is not how I wanted to start
this new chapter in my relationship with

Lisa. Having her slam into the boulder.
I don't even know if my homeowner's

insurance is activated yet.

I'm going to have to, like, start a
GoFundMe for taking out her Porsche. I

some fast food burgers and chicken
nuggets. Okay, all my favorite things.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, thanks for having me. Do you have
a super?

No, this is just two best friends
hanging out. Oh, I love that. Having a

time. Oh, I'm in the bestie phase.

Me and Heather are in a new phase in our
relationship. Like, she's doing

everything right.

She's got all my favorite treats here.
I've got Wendy's with extra barbecue

sauce, shortbread cookies from my
favorite bakery.

Literally, I hope we can stay in this
space because it's the first time in,

like, five years.

Do you have a paper towel or napkin?
That's, like... No, I need one. I cannot

believe you just opened a barbecue
sauce, like, with a white shirt on a

couch. Girl, I'm a pro.

This is like heart -shaped nails.

That was for Jack's mission call.

I think he's ready to go.

I'm sure. I mean, just to get away from
us. Like, I think he just wants to do

his own thing. It's exciting. You know,
he's going to Columbia.

He's, like, irritated that I keep saying
his mission's bougie.

Yeah, that's irritating.

Why do you do that? And then he's like,
Mom, it's not a vacation. It's not a

shopping trip.

Yeah. Literally not. Listen, this is my
first kid going on a mission. You only

have to shop on one day, and it's
groceries.

But anyhow, your event was so good,
though, Heather.

I was, like, thrilled to have everyone
there. I'm mostly excited about, like,

the place we're in right now. And I feel
like I'm in a good place with everyone.

And we really haven't rewarded ourselves
for everything we've been through.

And I want to plan a trip.

Oh, good. Where are you going to go?
Where do you want to go? Well, it's

tropical for sure.

Ooh. Ooh, I like that.

I went out with Monica last night. Oh,
you did? And we went to this new little

tiki parlor lounge.

She was telling me that she used to,
like, spend her summers in Bermuda. I

have, like, family in Bermuda. In
Bermuda?

The Bermuda Triangle? The Devil's
Triangle.

Oh, that's so crazy. And I was like, so
you're telling me that we have people in

Bermuda. What if we got everybody
together and went to Bermuda, like, for

birthday? Wait, I would die!

I would seriously die!

But I said, I want to go on this trip,
but, like, I, uh...

want to go with lisa and you have to
apologize you have to make up with lisa

we do it because she's got to be invited
okay fine thank you so easy

let's announce the trip to everyone at
the pioneer lunch after like all the

progress we've made i do not want you to
think that this is like yeah no a move

that i'm trying to like cause problems
like i really think that She's going to

make things right, and I think we can
have a good time in Bermuda.

I don't care if she's there, but she's
not my problem. I don't even need an

apology from her. Like, I'm just not
interested.

Yeah.

How are you doing? Good. How about
yourself?

Really good.

I have a friend joining me. Okay.

Bram, look at you.

You look beautiful.

Pretty in pink, girl.

I ordered some oysters and then the egg
and chips. Some rosé.

Why don't I just do like a...

Pinot Noir. And steak tartare. I'll do
that.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. Hi. Don't mean to
cut you off.

Enjoy. Thank you. These look amazing.

They're so good.

I have so much I want to talk to you
about. Do you know I haven't been having

any girl time?

And I feel like I've been spending more
girl time with you and getting out more.

And I have loved it and needed it so
much.

We're always taking care of everyone
else. And I think it's really important

us to get together and take care of
ourselves.

It is.

Like you, I have kids.

I have my businesses. I don't even have
time for my husband. I talk to Lisa more

than I talk to my husband, right?

How are you and Sean?

We hadn't had a date night in two years.

And we finally went out to dinner the
other night.

Two years? For about 15 minutes, it was
like... The awkward silence?

It's awkward silence because Elektra is
always with us. I experienced that

lately, too, where I'm like, I actually
don't know what to say to you.

Like, when we were first married, Justin
came home to a home -cooked meal, wife

and lingerie under the clothes. Like, I
was, like, the 1950s, like.

Yeah. And I loved it, though. But then I
wanted more, and I wanted to develop

myself. And I have noticed, especially
with Justin going back to work, like,

we're both just doing our own thing, and
there's, like, a void.

Yeah. Yeah.

As a couple, I just, I want him to hear
me, right? Yeah.

I need to be heard because we're
business partners.

Are you feeling like you have a better
work life than you do marriage?

We haven't made time, which is, like,
embarrassing to say.

We have not made time to be husband and
wife. So it's like we're never alone.

When do you expect?

We're, like, fighting to, like, even get
together with each other, like, once a

week.

I feel like I need to go home and
organize more date nights and like

like more alone time.

Don't organize it. Just do it. Do it, do
it, do it, do it.

What I'm missing right now is like
having my husband back the way that I

him. I know.

Justin and I got to a point though,
Ange, where it was just like the work is

hard. Where literally like last
November, it was our anniversary and we

to Stillwell Spa.

And we literally asked each other, I
just asked him, like, do you still want

do this?

And he was like, do you? And I was like,
I don't know.

Every marriage has its ups and downs.

But Justin and I's current issue is that
we are not the same people that we were

when we got married 14 years ago.

We are now trying to navigate how to run
our household 50 -50.

I'm no longer a stay -at -home mom. I
have two businesses. I'm very busy.

And the way that we communicate as a
married couple is different than it used

be. I'm more outspoken than I have been
in the past.

So it's just all of those things
combined.

You guys seem so together.

Looking at you from the outside, you
guys seem together.

Justin hates when I say this, but I
don't think it's natural to be married.

Well, we're like, we are animals, and if
you read about animals... I'm doing a

damn good job at it, but it hurts.

Animals don't stay with the same mate
their whole life unless they're a duck.

Did you know that?

Uh -huh.

See, I thought ducks would be a slut.

Look, my little Oreo M cookies.

Look how cute they are.

Where do you want Justin and Whitney to
sit?

Um, I don't know. Wherever you think.

Seth and I have wanted to get Whitney
and Justin on the podcast for a little

while now.

And, you know, with the way things have
been with me and Whitney, that was not

an easy ask.

One thing you are, amongst many positive
things, is you are emotionally aware.

Thank you.

They would be amazing on our podcast.

But after a couple cocktails, we knew
we'd get a yes.

They're here, honey.

Oh, fab.

Let them in.

Group hug, group hug, group hug. Thank
you guys so much for coming.

Thanks for having us.

We're excited to see your place.

Yes. Hi.

That's actually a great look. This is
actually, I think, my favorite photo of

the two of you.

Seth,

your setup is really not pretty. I'm not
done.

Because you're a dirty, stinky boy.

I am. I'm always a dirty, stinky boy.

So is Justin. I actually bathe
regularly.

Can I publicly apologize?

For commenting on your bathtub. Can I
see your bathtub?

Can we all go get a bathtub?

The bathtub is ready. We're so good on
the bathtub. Question 19. Would you like

to take a bath with us?

Okay, anyway.

Well, welcome back to Hanging by a
Thread with Meredith and Seth Marks.

us, Whitney and Justin Rose.

I'm just curious with the theme hanging
by a thread, why were we your first

couple invited?

The whole concept is to talk about
relationships and interesting

It doesn't mean that your relationship
is currently hanging by a thread, but

there is something of interest in your
relationship that we thought would make

you an excellent couple to come on.

Oh, that's an honor. We're happy to be
here. Yeah. And I think people are

delusional if they don't think marriage
is hanging by a thread at every second.

It's always hanging by a thread.

I'm going to go to question 18 right
away.

Craziest place you guys ever had
whoopee.

That one time I hid under your desk and
got caught.

No. Under the desk. Like, dear Jesus,
please.

So question 19. Under the desk with a
woman standing in the room.

HR. The head of HR.

No. We're going to leave it there.

You guys are authentic AF.

What's the hardest thing you guys ever
went through?

Take us through it.

Hardest thing we ever went through?
Yeah.

I would say when his dad died.

I was physically holding him when he
passed.

Justin couldn't physically be there, so
I just stepped up and I did it. And

I held his dad's hand.

We put his mom and dad's hands together.
It was like the real -life notebook

because that's what you do for your
partner.

That's amazing.

Meredith, you look a little emotional
right now.

Yeah. That's really beautiful.

It's really beautiful.

You're so lucky, man. I know.

So to Justin's credit, that's easy for
me to step up in that moment because he

steps up for me every day.

Justin, you know, when he married me,
he's not only signing up for me, he

supported my dad through his sobriety.
When we've had bad news about my

siblings, Justin has stepped in and
helped. He's helped my mother.

That's marriage and that's being with
your partner.

that I've put that man through, just me
working my own stuff out, most people

would have left.

Like, technically, I should be on
Husband 7.

Everything you said, I think, is
probably both cathartic for you, but

good for all of our listeners to hear,
and hopefully we, you know, help some

people with whatever they're struggling
with. So thank you so much. I love you

guys, and I'm so happy we did this
today.

Is that a wrap?

That's a wrap.

Coming up. Okay, there's a game that
we're going

to play. Our wagon has too much weight.

Who do you throw off your wagon?

Wow.

Oh, hi, Heather.

Emily. Yes. Oh, good to see you in
person. Hi. How are you doing? Good.

Everything looks awesome. I was just.

Worried about the weather, but it seems
like it might hold.

Yes, and this is pretty here. This looks
spectacular. Show me everything. This

is so wonderful. We have your care. He
is back in the kitchen. Okay, Chef

Ortega. He's been great.

And the bartender, he's all set up
there.

Okay, wonderful.

We've got their bonnets and aprons. This
is going to be the hard sell.

If they knew this was happening, they
wouldn't come.

I got the message in Palm Springs that
these ladies do not like to dress up,

the bonnets and aprons, they're a must.

I want to pick mine.

Right now, based on my outfit, what
color I want to do. I want these prima

donnas to feel a little bit of the grit
that created the state of Utah.

These bonnets are brimmed to keep the
sun from our face, to keep the dust out

our mouths, to keep us safe as we
trudged across the plains.

Well, hello.

Oh, hi.

How are you? Good.

Meredith Marks with her styrofoam cut.
Hi.

Let me introduce you to our barkeep.

What are you trying to do? This is a
jalapeno blackberry margarita. It's not

sweet at all. Maybe I'll just have it.
You want to try one of those? All right.

Hey.

Hi. I dress for spring, not for winter.
I know. Thank you. It's Utah weather.

Oh, no. Why are there bonnets and
dresses here? Because I know.

Listen. Oh, my gosh. I can't tell you
it's a surprise, but it's going to be

worth it.

No more costumes. We do not do costumes
anymore.

No. Oh, good. I would never make you
guys do a costume play. I would,

ask for a take in honoring our shared
heritage.

Which is not a costume. What's shared
heritage?

You can pick the color, the
complementary outfit. Those aren't my

Are we really putting these on?

Okay, let me see.

I feel you look really cute in this.

She doesn't look bad.

You look like a homeless bird. Let me
take a picture. Are you not going to tie

your bow? What the hell?

That's what I said. Oh, a cousin.

A cousin. What are you wearing?

What do you mean? Do you recognize our
native attire?

What the is happening?

You wrote a book about leaving the
Mormon church. Why are we going right

where it started?

Are you being serious?

This is for you. As long as we are not
making vows, I can go along with it, I

think.

Wow, you.

Hi. Hi, how are you?

Pick your bonnet and apron.

It goes with the cream.

Look at you. How are you?

Pioneer marks over here.

Oh, my gosh. You look so good. Hi, Lisa.

I woke up today and decided to choose
peace.

So, yay.

Happy to be here.

How dare you?

Look at my hair.

I know.

Oh, my God.

Wait. Little black people are sheep.

Bad.

Bad girl. We just go, bitch.

Bitch.

Okay.

I would like to make a toast to all of
my sister wives.

I wanted to say thank you to you guys
for showing up for the book event for my

reading of Bad Mormon.

And it reminded me.

April is the month that the Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter -day Saints was

founded, April 6, 1830.

And so I wanted to have some fun today
and focus on the fun aspects of that, of

our heritage. We're going to do some fun
pioneer crafts, so I hope you know how

to turn butter by hand.

So in honor of our differences, but also
the things that bring us together.

Cheers. Cheers.

Wait, what did they say in Pioneer Time?

They said get your ass over to that
barrel and keep your mouth shut. You're

woman.

So we are going to churn butter by hand.
And all you need is heavy cream and

some salt if you like salted butter.

You take your jar and you're going to
fill the cream up halfway.

These types of crafts are deeply
embedded in our culture. There are

everywhere where you can buy jars to
churn butter and yarn for handkerchief

dolls. This is not something that I've
had to seek out. How do you think I

pioneer bonnets and aprons on a moment's
notice?

Just shake it. Shake it. It's got to hit
the top of the lid and the bottom. Take

six minutes.

All you have to do is shake it. You're
turning the butter, but you're turning

by hand.

What is this? The maracas turn? That is
not going to turn your butter.

It has to hit the top of the jar.

You have to, like, be vigorous. Like,
it's got to, like, dirty. It only takes

six minutes. You guys have done this for
longer than six minutes.

So just get to it.

I need you to really dig deep. Two
hands.

Here we go.

I'd like to win.

I'm going to win.

Okay, so let's let our butter sit, and
we'll assess it in a minute. I'm going

take you on to our next wonderful craft.

I raise my children that once you start
something, you have to finish it. I

don't see any butter on the table.

Okay, so. What are we doing, Heather?

When these horses were small, the
pioneer children or parents, probably

moms, would have to go find like a pine
cone or a rock.

And they would take one of their
handkerchiefs, draw a face, and tie a

knot in all four corners of the
handkerchief. And that makes like little

and feet.

So it's a doll.

Whitney, yours looks like a giant old
-fashioned lollipop.

Sister Gay is not f***ing around.

This is the weirdest day of my life.

Okay, pencils down.

Meredith, present your doll to the
group.

This is my pink pioneer.

She's definitely wearing the icy bling.

She has jewels. They'll cut her hands
off for that on the trail.

I have Trina the trucker.

Say hello to Margaret.

This is Celestial.

Okay, this is Eunice.

She's a good time girl.

Watch your turn better.

Can you see your little hand?

Watch your sweep.

This is Molly to represent Molly Mormon,
which at one point I was.

And now she bears a scarlet letter to
remind all the good other pioneers on

trail, since all of you are goody
goodies, that this is really what the

is about.

which is forgiveness, and welcoming the
black sheep into the fold.

Coming up.

And you're being crazy.

I'm over here.

So are the bonnets staying on during the
meal? I think it's appropriate.

I'm keeping the bonnet on because it's
keeping the heat in. Are we allowed to

take a break from churning to eat, or do
we just keep churning?

No, you definitely want to take a break.

Okay, you guys, the menu is, like,
created around Pioneer Comfort Foods.

got, like, ribs, some cornbread with
Utah honey.

This is mac and cheese, which is a
pioneer comfort food that our ancestors

have wanted us to enjoy. Okay.

You know, I'm only a quarter of the way
through the Book of Mormon, but I'm

pretty sure in this sacred text, there's
no talking about cornbread, mac and

cheese, and ribs.

These are funeral potatoes.

Even though you're East Coast Mormon,
you've had funeral potatoes.

Are you going to serve?

I've never had them in my life.

I love them. That's my favorite. I can't
even Mormon with you, Lisa.

Can we Mormon over like Jell -O?

These are a staple at missionary
farewells. Whitney, have you ever been

missionary farewell without funeral
potatoes?

I make funeral potatoes all the time. I
make the best. You do?

I love Mormon food.

I thought Greek food was good. This is
actually really good, though. It's

flavorful. Right?

I think this is the modern take.

They probably just killed the deer and
ate it.

Okay, there's another game that we're
going to play. Oh, my gosh.

A pioneer favorite. It's called Who's on
Your Wagon? Ooh.

Imagine you're on a wagon train.

You're crossing the plains. The oxen are
worn.

You're at winter's quarters.

The snow, an early winter storm has come
in.

And our wagon has too much weight.

So one person has to go.

Who do you throw off your wagon?

Wow. Hey, Lisa, who are you kicking off
your wagon thing?

Well,

I'm a big supporter of women, so I would
keep everyone.

But the one that's the nastiest to
women. So, Monica, you would have to go.

Just because you're mouthy and mean to
women.

Oh, my God. You're so nasty.

No, I'm not. You really are nasty. I'm
honest. There's a difference.

That's not honest.

There's not a difference.

You're just nasty.

You like my voice so much, you like to
use it all the time. I love that. I hate

your voice so much, actually. It's
really annoying.

I don't think that's your real voice, to
be honest.

You wouldn't know because we're not
friends.

No, we're not.

We're not.

One of the main goals of this brunch is
for Monica and Lisa to make amends that

we can go on this trip without all of
this tension.

And Lisa opens up with nasty to women.

Couldn't you have said something a
little softer like, we're scared you'll

with our brother -in -laws or something
that we could have come back from?

You know what's nasty is comments about
someone's parents not wanting them.

They're not my mother, so I don't need
to listen to you. No one wants to be her

mother, clearly.

So the real nasty picture is you. Ted
Bundy. My mom was very, very charming

very charismatic and very nice, and so
was Ted Bundy.

The real nasty picture is you. bitch
here is you. No, you told your mom Ted

Bundy and anyone that could talk about
their mother like that will never be

friend. You used to kill people, have
sex with them, decapitate them, and eat

them. That's nasty.

I'm not up to date on all my serial
killer facts, but I'm pretty sure it was

Jeffrey Dahmer that ate people, not Ted
Bundy.

It makes sense that you like the fakest
one, because fake likes fake.

Like, just be quiet.

No, because we weren't done. We weren't
done with that. I was done.

We were not done with that.

Hey, remember the Greek wedding?

And you didn't get to tell me. I didn't.
I didn't. It is not okay. You are so

nasty on the inside.

You are so ugly.

I hate liars.

There's nothing uglier than a liar.

Monica!

Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica!

Monica!

The hypocrisy is like next level.

The fact that I'm being made to feel
like I'm in the wrong when I'm just

defending myself is very triggering for
me. I think this is very similar to

situations with my mom where it's like
you can say disgusting, awful, hurtful,

mean things, but you're never in the
wrong.

Come on, Monica. Come on. Get up. Bring
your butter.

Are you fine?

What's going on? I'm just being quiet.

We have to announce the trip. I'm not
going.

Are you fine?

Why are you like a different person
right now? What's going on? I'm just

quiet. We have to announce the trip. I'm
not.

going. You're not going?

Why? What did she say that hurt you to
this point?

What?

I'm being sincere. I don't understand.
Were you not at that table?

Yeah, but it was tit for tat. It was
both of you guys. Equal. No, it was all

you against me.

You know what? Hold on.

She sat down and came right for me. No,
she didn't. It was a game. That was not

a game.

It was a game. Hey,

listen. If you need For me to
acknowledge that your mom's not nice to

sorry. And by me saying I saw her being
nice does not mean I negate any of your

feelings. The bottom line is, Heather
put a lot of effort into this lunch and

this trip she planned for all of us. And
if it means, like, talking to Monica

and, like, working this out, I'm willing
to do it.

Is that where I missed?

I don't know.

I'm just going to apologize for saying
you were ugly.

I didn't mean that.

Thanks.

It shouldn't be this way. We didn't
start off this way.

Do you know what I mean? Like, let's
just take a deep breath, move forward.

Mm -hmm.

Come on.

Okay. Are we peaceful?

You don't have to be besties, but
peaceful?

Monica, I apologize. We're going to move
forward.

Okay, ladies.

These are not just place settings, you
guys.

These are actually invitations from
Monica and me to go on a spectacular

trip to a foreign passport -required
location.

Come on, Monica.

Okay, so these are the clues. The first
clue is where we're going is easy.

So why would a sea cell be important?

Because we're going to the ocean.

We're going somewhere near the ocean.

That's where we're going is an island.

It's somewhere with what Monica told
them. You're the only person here that's

seen it. Pink sand in an ocean.

Pink sand. Get your pink sand out.

Does anyone know where pink sand beaches
exist? Bermuda.

Oh, my gosh.

You're the smartest one here.

We're going to Bermuda.

Monica used to go there for the summers
with her grandmother.

It's part of the New York Mission.

It has a huge Portuguese community. And
Monica, tell them why there's a tiny

little skull.

Because we're all going home to hell, to
Devil's Triangle, where we all belong.

Okay.

Are you okay?

I feel done.

I'm done. I'm spent.

So we're not going on the trip?

I really don't think it's a good idea
for me to go.

That's how I feel right now. Well, we
planned it around you and Bermuda.

And your grandma and the summers you
spent there. Yeah, that was a very

different... This is totally different
energy. Like, you were attacking her.

full force, and now you're crying and
acting like we all came at you?

I always really wondered why Jen never
had anything nice to say about

Heather and Lisa, and now I know exactly
why.

Well, Bermuda's going to be great fun.

Where is that Monica?

Y 'all killed her. Real quick.

She's dead.

Like Taylor Swift said.

What?

She's dead.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

What is your perfect man?

He's famous. He has a ski mascot.

There are therapists in the house.

I don't want Pioneer Day Part 2 to
happen in Bermuda. I'm starting to

that you can never really count on what
you're going to get with Monica.

The trip is hanging in the balance.

I just got a really bad message.

What?

I feel like... She's got... She gets
nasty. That one. Mm -hmm.

The whole thing with Angie felt icky,
and I don't want to be around this

anymore. I am not the one bringing the
tornado.

Come with us back.

Everything's about you.

No, it's not.

And I'm always there for you. Always
there for you. Always there for you.

Bye.