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Previously on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City... Thank

you for opening up your home and
celebrating with us.

With the Lisa stuff, her tweet, I
challenged Heather. I said, well, have

even considered Lisa's side of it? And
she physically, like, grabs me, turns me

around, and pushes me to her front door.

If you want to just start ground zero
moving forward, I want to be your

But you lied.

We're calling to invite you to San
Diego.

I wouldn't invite you because I heard
you were talking shit.

I don't like the way that you talk to
people, Jan. But don't call me a bully

because that is not what happened.

I'm fighting for my life, not your
approval.

I am more of a free spirit.

Without the Holy Spirit.

I'll always have your back if you stop
stabbing me in mine.

When I take a shot, I always hit my
mark.

I may be a bad Mormon, but I'll always
be a good son.

My whole life, I have dealt with
depression.

And after my father passed away, I
started taking antidepressants to

help me get through that period of my
life.

And I felt like I got to a good place
until I got indicted and over the last

year and a half have gone through a
living hell.

I'm just tired of people questioning my
innocence.

I understand, baby.

I want to go to trial. I'm like, please,
let's get this over with.

I'm just taking each day as it comes.

Hi, my dear.

Hi. Spring has not sprung. I know, it
left us. You look cute, though. I love

bright. We have our matching boots on.

How are you?

Oh, you ordered me the breakfast
burrito. I got you what you wanted. You

or hot chai? I did ice chai and a hot
tea. Yeah, that's my combo.

I'm Miss Jenna.

How are you? How are you, dear? How are
you? Good. Good to see you. How are you,

beautiful? Hi.

Oh, look at your Louie. Thank you.
That's a new one. Is that you?

Yes.

Your stuff looks amazing.

I know. Well, I had a bite before you
guys came. I couldn't wait. I'm sorry.

You picked my favorite bakery.

So, like, I was thrilled to meet up so
we could just, like, talk, you know.

So, Jen and I, we're probably not in,
like, the best terms right now.

What does that mean?

So, she called Meredith when I was at
Meredith's home and invited Meredith to

to San Diego on a trip.

I literally got a text from Jen on my
way here.

Oh, so she just invited you? Barely. Can
you guys tell me about this trip that

I'm clearly not in the know of? It's
like a girl's trip.

So Jen and I kind of went at it. And I
was like, you attacked me, she called me

a bully. And I was like, yes, I did call
you a bully. I don't like the way that

you talk to people.

You're very disrespectful.

You're very rude.

And how did she take it? Oh, she started
yelling and she hung up the phone.

What did Meredith do in that moment?

She wants us to figure it out on the
trip.

And so Meredith invited you, not Jen.

So you're a guest of a guest?

Yeah, a guest of a guest.

I'm going to have the best time.

No. Danny, you've left your street
smarts at the door.

Hello. Hi. Come in.

How are you?

I'm good, Erin. You look bright and
sunny on this snowy day. We needed a

something to cheer us up. Let me take
your coat.

I'm making some tea. Do you want some? I
would love some. Thank you. Thank you.

Do you have to tell me if you like this
tea? What is it?

So it's from, it's a Middle Eastern tea.
It's Ramadan right now. But I'm not

fasting today because.

Sharice called this morning and was
like, do not fast because it's going to

you sick. One of the things that's
helped me get through this last year and

half and everything I'm dealing with is
my relationship with Allah.

Ramadan in itself, because it's a time
of reflection and fasting and prayer,

ask for forgiveness, you are forgiven
for your sins, and it's going to

help me.

find the strength to deal with
everything that i'm dealing with it's

going good it's um it's like the month
where i have to be calm stay calm

because things can break your ramadan
what do you mean fighting with people

should we get zen gen my it's you know
my intention so this is a great month if

anybody would like to you know talk to
you about anything oh that's good

I was hoping to talk.

Okay, okay.

I felt horrible that things escalated
that way with, like, you and Dana on

FaceTime. Yeah, I wasn't expecting that.
It was a shock to me.

I think her intention is good. I think
it was just really bad communication all

the way around.

I'm not usually in the habit of inviting
people on a trip that I'm not hosting,

but it was really uncomfortable when Jen
was calling to invite me on the trip

with Dana standing there.

not inviting her.

I know how Jen cools down and is usually
pretty reasonable when you sit down and

chat with her.

So I'm crossing my fingers on this one
that I'll get it done.

Jen is very aggressive, very loud.

I don't know if you guys just like don't
see it, don't recognize it, kind of

just put up with it. I do not like it.

She's been doing that since I've known
her.

I am over it. I mean, I keep considering
my friendship with her when talking to

everyone, but she does not consider my
friendship with anyone she's dealing

with. You know?

It's just like she gets to just machine
gun everybody. And how do you feel about

that? I feel devastated.

Jen follows a different set of
friendship rules, and it's either ride

loyalty, or I will burn you alive.

I, of course, feel as big and as
horrible feelings as she does, but I

learned to push it down and keep it
cool. You need to stop suppressing him,

okay? No way, because I want to be like,
Jen, listen, I like suppressing things

into a box between a tiny corner of your
brain, and if you forget about it, it

goes away. Just like your room.

Put it in a drawer, shut the drawer, you
never see him again.

How are you doing?

In general, I know we've had a lot.

It's like up and down.

The trial got pushed to July, you know,
and because I'm going in for the fight

of my life in three months, it's like
this daily roller coaster.

Trial was supposed to happen this week.
I see the email that, you know, you have

to send another $200 ,000 in for a
payment, another payment, because we

have to keep these attorneys.

working. And that's stuff that makes me
so angry, especially with Reefy going to

medical school.

This could be money to go set up stuff
for him.

It's a lot.

So that's why I was like, let me plan a
girl's trip.

Yeah. No, I think it's good for you to
stay busy right now. Yeah. It's a lot on

your mind otherwise. So are you ready
for our Fun in the Sun?

Beyond. I'm in charge of the event. You
have now been given the title of the CEO

of Fun.

Usually that's me.

Yes. This is a resume builder for you,
by the way.

Okay.

So what do you think about maybe
including Janet?

Including her where? In the trip?

Mm -hmm.

Let me drink some tea.

I mean, I am telling you, look, I could
be wrong, but from every conversation I

had with her. Did you plan this because
it's Ramadan?

Did you?

Well, when you opened the door with
that, it kind of was like, oh, my day

got a lot easier.

I'm just, like, having anxiety now. I
can't even eat.

Why, about the trip?

Yeah, all of this bullshit.

I know a lot of people are coming at you
right now, and I don't think it's fair.

I don't know if I even want to go at
all.

Oh, Heather.

This trip?

I feel like nobody actually wants me
there.

I am done. I've done my job today, and I
thank everyone for being here. You

said you're my friend, you cared about
me, and then you went on social media

showed exactly the opposite. So you were
fake. I told the truth. If you don't

like the truth, don't ask for it.

What hurt me the most was why I was back
there crying, Heather, and you.

I'm barely hanging on to this trip.

Like, with a white knuckle, include me,
please, grit. I have hit a breaking

point. I'm sorry.

I really do believe that it is just a
miscommunication.

You guys will, like, work with it pretty
easily.

You know what?

I trust you, so if you think you've...

It's a miscommunication and we can like
talk through it.

Then fine. So you'll do it.

You'll communicate with her and invite
her.

Sure. Okay.

Coming up. I've been super organized
with this and with Sharif's party.

And I paid for that entire party. No,
you did not. What did you pay for?

I'm packing for San Diego.

How many suitcases do you need?

You know, I'm probably going to need
three.

So I'll fill up this.

And then I'm just going to pack one bag
with all my shoes.

How many days are you going?

Three.

Three? Yeah.

Let's run down to the Louis Vuitton
store because I have to grab a few

Wow.

Hi, honey.

Are you getting ready for your trip?

Look what I found.

Oh, my gosh.

So Lisa Barlow is no longer the richest
one.

Yes, I am keeping richer than all of
you. I don't need to be here.

You should give that to her.

Make her richer.

Here's my thought.

It's kind of a collaboration of our two
cultures.

It's like a Greek and Tongan hosted
party.

I've got to find a Greek.

Food caterer. Tell me about the luau
because I haven't been to a luau in 20

years. And especially a Jen Schall luau.

We're going to have fire dancers.

Fire dancers. Food. I'm going to take
you on a trip to Polynesia. We've got it

all here to Shawnava's extravaganza.

Shawnava's extravaganza. We are set.

Does this reach girl's trip San Diego
vibe?

Does everything you put in that suitcase
have a tag on it?

No.

Until last month, shopping was my
therapy.

The trip is feeling a little awkward.

Obviously, things are weird with Heather
and I right now. There's just that,

like, awkward space.

Yeah. I think Heather and I are going to
be the same way we always are.

Oh, my God!

I think that she's going to always lead
with jokes and fun and laughter and act

like nothing ever happened and I'm going
to smile and be nice. We always show up

masking.

And then something's going to trigger
and I'm going to lose my shit.

So what do you think you're going to get
out of this trip?

A migraine.

Good morning, yeah.

Watch out for the schadenfreude.

How are you?

How are you? What's up, Angie? How are
you? You look beautiful. See you.

Hey, good morning.

Good morning. Hi.

Oh, my gosh. You look fab. You ready?

We're going to the sun, and you're
dressed for Salt Lake City. I love it.

Jen wears fur no matter what. I know.

You need it right here.

Dana Banana, who looks like you are no
fun for Nana.

How are you not going to acknowledge the
person who invited you?

Well, I didn't invite her. Meredith did.

But, like, really, bitch?

I'm a guest of a guest.

It's so awkward.

I don't know where Meredith is.

I don't know where Heather is. Like,
somebody come help me.

I'm here by myself.

Well, you're off to a good start.

See you later.

We are going to San Diego.

I love these girls as much as I hate
them.

I'm always hopeful that we're going to
be able to get over our issues and have

great trip, but this trip feels
different.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Take me with you, suitcases.

Your fate is better than what I'm
facing.

Yay,

another domestic trip because of
someone's court -ordered travel

San Diego, here we come.

Hello, passengers.

This is the Queen Bee and MPP in Salt
Lake City. Thank you so much, and we'll

see you in...

Sunny, San Diego.

Oh, my God. Wait, don't kill me.

Mrs.

Shaw, Mrs.

Marks.

Let's all go around. We need to do a
toast, too.

Our new, beautiful place of business for
the next few days. It's a friend of

mine's, and there's six rooms, and it is
this dope house.

Hey, Angie's hooked up in San Diego.

Okay, guys, there are some rules.

No, no locked doors on this trip. I need
a door that locks this time. Well,

guess what? How am I going to
masturbate?

I haven't been on a girl trip since
1999.

This is my first girl's trip ever.

I've never been on one.

She's, like, diving right in. Yeah. So,
I am the official CEO of

Fun on this show.

Yes.

So, I'm enforcing the fun rule.

Number one, have fun.

Number two, have fun.

Number three, don't be a bitch unless
you're a fun bitch.

A fun bitch is, you say, you with your
titties out. That's a fun bitch.

If I don't like the direction that
things are going in, I can call the fun

police.

Cheers to call the cops.

Thank you.

Okay, girl, welcome to the love boat. I
don't remember that show.

Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.

Oh, my God.

Isn't this amazing?

Wow. Oh, this is pretty.

Wow, this place is good.

So will this do, ladies?

Cheers. I'm, like, totally shocked. It's
like a little Santorini.

Everything's white. It's an open -air
concept.

I'm just waiting for some little Grecian
goddesses to come out and feed me

grapes. How about this little humble
abode? What do you say?

Okay, I'm very happy right now.

Are you happy?

Did we make you happy? We need to get
the room situation down. Wait,

come and see the whole property.

We're on a tour, Lisa. We're on a tour.

I thought this was Jen's trip.

You're welcome, ladies.

You're welcome. I really am so confused
on who's hosting this trip.

Our humble abode for the weekend.

What do you think?

And now we'll find our bedroom.

Ooh!

Welcome. Jennifer!

It's like a little apartment.

Okay, follow me.

I don't want this room. We're going to
go on a little tour of the rest of the

house, and we can pick our rooms.

This one's right off the living room.
Oh, wow. This is nice.

You want this room? No, I do not want
this room.

Let's go to the next room.

This is room number five. Isn't this
beautiful?

Yeah, I like room number five.

So this is room number one.

Hold up for Angie.

Oh, my God. Ma 'am, you're supposed to
know this house. The fact that you two

don't break out in a fight every second,
it blows my mind.

I did slow her off. Do you like that?

All I care about is a closet and a
bathtub.

All right, ladies, welcome to my room.

You guys can come cuddle.

Do you like it? This is mine.

Welcome to my room.

Oh, wow.

Okay. I'm sorry. Are you in charge?
Who's in charge?

Looks like it's room to me.

Here's the tab.

Historically, Jen has always gotten the
best room.

It's massive.

Okay, this is my room.

We decided to give you the master.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm kind of feeling like maybe we should
give Jen the master because...

There is a big possibility that she
might be spending the next couple years

six by nine foot jail cell.

You can come cuddle. I don't want to
cuddle.

I can plan this and you get the best
room. I knew Jack.

Is it fine? Because it doesn't sound
fine.

Earth to Angie.

The person that planned the entire girls
trip gets the master bedroom.

Not you, side piece.

Room number two or three? Room number
two.

I wouldn't mind taking four.

Okay, you're two, you're four.

Meredith, we know you want the tub. I
want the tub. All I care about is the

Heather?

I like the isolated casita if it's
available, but I don't want to take it.

don't like it.

You don't like it, but you can do glam
there.

I'm in two.

Two? I'm in three.

I'm confused.

I just need to know where I'm going.

You're right next to me. Even though I'm
planning this, I don't know where I'm

going. Well, you're right next to me.
Okay, you're not isolated.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, you guys, so listen.

We have this whole... Why don't you say
it then?

Because you really picked up the room
situation.

We wear sexy bikinis on the gun to
change for dinner later. Because I am

Yes.

Take it to the top, sis. We're all
paying attention.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious.

Take it to the top, sis. We're all
paying attention.

So, anyway.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious.

Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

Jen is so demeaning.

Angie is standing there like Sissy
Spacek and Carrie with a bucket of pig

Just like... I would classify this as a
rule number three fun bitch move.

That is just a bitch move.

That's not even funny. It is funny. This
is a fun trip.

Would you like me to pour this on your
sleep -blown hair?

Go right ahead. Really? No. I'll do it.

Oh, my gosh, they're supposed to be fun.
You just soaked my hair, and I blew it

out to go out tonight. Oh, my gosh, we
have three hours to get ready. Moving

Tell everyone about the trip.

I'm sorry, I thought I could joke around
with you, but... Okay, I'm good.

Okay, good.

This is called fun. Okay, that was so
fun.

Everyone has different levels of what
they find to be fun, and apparently

doesn't like having anything poured on
her, so noted.

Listen, you guys, so we're going on a
yacht, so I need you all to bring it.

good.

Okay, good. Okay, let's go get ready.

What was

that about?

Well, this is why I love the casita.

Sorry, you got dumb time.

Oh, girl, it's good. You still look
gorgeous.

Thank you. You're so sweet. I can just
re -blow -dry this.

No, I don't know.

Jen's on edge, obviously. I think she
feels like I'm taking over. All I'm

to do is help.

I got the house. I know the space.

And I just wanted to help everyone find
somewhere to sleep.

I'm trying to have fun.

That is not a fun, hey, champagne up
your skirt, because we're partying and

having fun.

That is a no listen to me, bitch.

It's kind of like when my dogs mark
their territory.

Like, she's lifting her leg and peeing
on Angie's head, but with a bottle of

love.

Bitch, if you're going to get mad
because I pour a drink when you're going

get ready, I poured it on myself, too.

I'm trying to lighten the mood and be
like, hey, let's go.

She's your friend. Go just apologize for
pouring the drink and say, but this is

my trip. I'm taking back control because
this is chaos.

I'm supposed to be her best friend.

And she just poured the drink on my
head. You act like you're my best

To me, it looked like she was like,
wait, how come I'm not getting the best

friend? That's how it felt.

But I mean, we give her the best room
every time we're on a trip together.

let's make Jen happy.

Can you make her happy, though?

I feel like I should have said something
in the moment, but I'm like, I don't

want to pour gas on a fire.

I'm so mad at myself right now that I
didn't confront Jen in front of

Watching my friend get a drink poured on
her head by my other friend is, like,

insane. To have your friend do that to
you in front of a whole group of people

is so awful.

I feel like I've been conditioned as
Jen's friend to not call her out on her

behavior. And if you do, you're a bad
friend to her. Where, no, it's like

actually being a good friend, saying,
hey, guess what? You just f***ed up.

you just did is wrong.

I understand, like, your humor with it,
and you're trying to lighten it up. But

if she's been my friend since college,
then...

What is the problem?

It's not like I threw her in the pool or
ripped her weave out or sent you home

at the curbside at the airport.

I know what kind of friend I am. I'm
loyal. I'm committed. I will do anything

for my friends or family.

You're a great friend to Jen. Thank you.
After everything I've done, she still

does that.

You know, Lisa, I took care. I not only
planned Sharif's birthday party, all of

it, I paid for the entire party.

Wow. I was not supposed to do that. I
was supposed to open my home up, and she

was going to plan it all. I ended up
planning it, and I ended up paying for

I spent $15 ,000 on Coach's birthday.

$3 ,000.

Flowers. $4 ,000.

Box. $600.

Cake. $3 ,000.

Dance floor and table.

$750.

Cleanup. $500.

Dancers. $900.

$3 ,000.

Casino. $4 ,000.

Appetizers. And how much money did I get
from Jen's shop?

Zero.

I could have bought my daughter a horse
with the amount of money that I spent.

And I did do that.

But I'm just saying, after what just
happened, she'll be getting a bill from

when we get home.

My time and energy towards it was
enough, but I will no longer pay for

party.

Okay, I'm going to keep my mouth shut.

I honestly don't even think she's really
angry.

I'm so mad right now. I know. I could
see it. I felt so bad for you,

Ann.

No, you know what it is? It's like
you've taken enough over the last year.

Can you grab me a tissue? Yeah. Ann, as
your friend, I'm telling you, you've

taken enough.

I'm just really hurt.

Yeah, it's very hurtful.

He needs to just roll up.

He's going to go.

And fight for her life.

She's in this battle right now. And she
continues to want people to support her.

But yet she continues to dig herself
into a deeper and deeper hole. She

continues to show people this immature
behavior.

I'm done doing those kind of favors for
her.

Coming up... I'm not okay because...
It's fine.

This has not been fun.

And I'm the CEO of fun.

You know what?

You.

and I'm failing at my job miserably.

Hi, girlfriend.

What are you going to wear?

I'm going to see what you're wearing,
and I'm going to wear something equal or

similar to. Stand up.

How are you doing? You seem a little
nervous energy.

How would you feel if someone did that
to you?

Well, I mean, I'd be pissed.

But you should tell your friend, like,
hey, that was what I would call for.

am I supposed to do, swat the champagne
flute out of her hand?

I kind of agree with her that she wanted
Angie to be quiet and she wanted to,

like, get us, you know, talk a little
bit.

But there's a different way to handle
things like that, and that's supposed to

be your best friend.

I'm, like, secretly thrilled because I
felt like...

daggers were coming at me.

And now, with the fortuitous swish of a
tablespoon of champagne, the tide has

turned. Maybe now this trip won't be
about how shitty of a friend I am.

it'll be about someone else.

Can I use your, um, everything for 100
%?

It's yours.

I need to talk to you, too. Okay. Okay.
Because I don't like the whole, like,

awkwardness and both.

I planned this because I want it to be
fun.

And... You can't say you know me for 20
years and then get mad because I'm doing

it to lighten it up because, girl, you
just confused the f*** out of everybody

with the room.

You can use my room, obviously.

And I'm going to go up there and I'm
going to change because you're half

and looking great. Yeah.

Listen, I know that you want to stand up
for truth and righteousness.

I get it.

Listen, you're a guest of a guest.

Do not take up with the hostess.

The loyalty runs pretty deep with Jen
and these ladies. Like, does Jen have

something over them? Like, does she have
their blood samples, their social

security number, the DNA? Like, what is
this?

Speak your battles wisely.

That's my advice.

Hi.

Well, we're about to go on a boat for a
bit.

You look too good to be in water right
now.

Thank you, thank you.

Hello?

Hey, I'm on with my 401k guy.

Yeah, get that 401 figured out. Call me
back.

All right.

Love you.

Yeah, we've got to protect the money at
all costs.

Well, hello, gorgeous.

Hi, you look beautiful. Thank you. You
do, too.

The angel, the devil in black and white,
huh?

Exactly.

Hello,

Lise.

Oh, Mama. Well, hello.

Look at you.

Hello.

You got the shot?

I did. I kind of did that. Well, here's
the talk.

The very thing that she is, you know,
being accused of right now

is conning people out of money.

And somehow I just feel like I just got
conned out of thousands of dollars

throwing that party for her husband.

This wasn't even worth it.

It'd be one thing if she appreciated it,
but she doesn't. It's just like a bad

joke that didn't land.

It was a mean girl thing, right?

I feel like Angie K should have come and
talked to me, but instead, her and Lisa

are over there, like, buddy -buddy chit
-chatting.

I invited the wrong Angie.

Can we get on the phone with Angie H?

I'm good. I just kind of needed to press
this for a minute.

The tension is real.

Like, it is... Like, if I had a zit on
my forehead, it'd pop itself.

Like, it is like...

Coming up. Today was a tipping point for
me with you dumping a drink on my head

in front of our friend. I'm a respected
woman.

So am I. Are you? Yes, I am. How come
you can't keep a friendship then with

anybody?

Thank you.

I'm going to get lipstick on Lisa's
white linen pants. Oh, you're staying

from me.

I'm going to accidentally let my arm get
some spray tan on your pants.

It's like pure fear. Like, you two stay
close.

I've got to lean this way.

Away from the spray tan.

Whitney, can you grab me a water?

Bottle service.

I know how to study against the rim.

Obviously, there's a conversation that
needs to be

had.

People get mad because they like to
speak the truth, and then it's an issue.

You know?

Just don't make everyone uncomfortable
anymore.

Are you talking to me? Yeah, I am
talking to you.

What do you mean make everyone
uncomfortable? Who am I making

Well, maybe you should apologize then.

I'm not apologizing. Maybe you should
apologize.

Apologize to you for what? For getting
you wet? I'm sorry. I thought you were

friend for 20 years and it was a joke.

It's not that big of a deal.

I did not pour it over your head, over
the middle of your head, so it dripped

down your face. I'm so sorry. Just to
the side, so that doesn't count.

I poured the drink on myself, too. I
didn't mean it in that type of way.

Should we do a raise your hand moment?
Raise your hand who thought it was

Did anyone here think it was funny?

I don't see any hands going up.

Are you serious?

I wasn't trying to come after you. It
was because everyone was confused

Like, the bedrooms and everything.

So you'd pour a drink on my head?

I'm saying, when I had... I've been
super organized with this.

And with Sharif's party.

I had to plan the whole thing party. And
I paid for that entire party. No, you

did not. What did you pay for?

I came for the walkthrough when Angie
offered her home.

I'm so excited you're doing this. Oh,
I'm so excited, too. I didn't have a

housewarming party yet, so this is sort
of... Oh, this will be it. This is going

to be it. We can, like, turn up. Turn it
up. We can have fun.

To unload it like that in front of all
of us feels like a sucker punch.

It feels mean, and it feels ugly.

Have you even offered to reimburse one?
Yes, I have.

Really? Are you kidding me right now?
Girl, it was three months ago. Oh, my

gosh. I was going to host Coach Shaw's
party at a completely different

but Angie Kay called me and told me,
we're done building our house. We

had a housewarming party or anything
yet. I would love to host his party

In fact, she hosted a tasting at her
house. That's the best octopus I've ever

had.

I'm allergic to shellfish, so I can't.
I'll eat it for you.

And also, Koshaw doesn't drink. If this
is your favorite, we should probably

call it the ending. Okay, can this be my
drink?

She's a goddamn liar.

I have been a very good friend to you,
and today was a tipping point for me

you dumping a fucking drink on my head
in front of our friends. It was

embarrassing for you and humiliating for
me. It was embarrassing.

It's embarrassing for you. I'm a f***ing
respected woman.

So am I. Are you?

Yes, I am. How come you can't keep a
f***ing friendship then with anybody?

I've been there for you. I've gone to
bat for you. I went all out for your

husband's birthday, which it was only
supposed to be at my house. I was

to open up my house, not open up my
wallet. And you haven't said a f***ing

not even a thank you card. That's not
true. You didn't come to clean up. I

you a f***ing $5 ,000 necklace. Don't
lie, Angie.

Okay,

this is beautiful.

I brought this over because I couldn't
put it on with my nails. I love it.

you go.

Are you serious? This is for me. Yep.

You're always too busy doing everything
else. Look at your dyslexia. You're

lying. You gave me a necklace you were
wearing already.

I didn't ask to throw a party and return
for a necklace. The last thing I want

to do is keep this necklace and be out
in public and have the Southern District

of New York find me and take the
necklace off my neck.

How about thanks for throwing the party?
I mean, I'm still waiting for that.

Thank you for throwing my husband's
birthday. I didn't have to ask. But I

hear from you for three days as I was on
my knees cleaning my floors. My house

was pink grass.

I was willing to help you and sweep it
under the rug. No more sweeping under

rug. No, that's why it's coming out. I
mean, that's something you should

probably be doing to Dan after the week
you've had with your feelings about her,

but not me, right?

Did everyone not see how lovely that
event was?

I didn't even want to do it in your
house!

You did!

Those are the rules? When you host a
party, you bill the other person?

Bitch. I'm not a bitch.

You're being a bitch.

So are you, Angie. Yeah, I am right now.

Damn, I wish I got that memo three years
ago because I could have sent Meredith

Marks and her family an invoice for $80
,000.

That's not what you do when you actually
host a f***ing party.

I think once we get on the boat, let's
take like five shots each.

I feel like we've broken some of the fun
rules on this ride.

Guys, we have to turn the perspective on
the Sprinter van rides for us, okay?

Coming from the woman who's only ridden
in a once.

Coming up. What the f*** have you done
for me? I don't need s*** from you. You

are coming at me at my most vulnerable
time.

You, Angie.

She's fake as... Jump out of the
mother... boat and swim back to shore a

Thank you so much.

Thank you. Let's do it.

Let's go get on the yacht.

I'm going to put people up. I'm not
feeling great about getting on a boat

these women. We historically do not do
well in confined spaces.

No, I'm not okay because it's fine.

And a yacht, in my opinion, is just a
sprinter van on open water. Are you

serious? And now I'm not sure how I'm
going to survive.

Yeah, Lisa, keep that same energy,
bitch. I will crucify your motherfucking

bitch. It probably wasn't the right
time, but when is the right time?

The reality is you want to have fun
right now.

Let's not incite the situation. Let's
try to make it fine. Thank you. And

deal with it after. This is why we have
our counselor here. Thank you. The CEO

of fun. This has not been fun.

And I'm the CEO of fun. And I'm failing
at my job miserably.

How's it going, ladies?

I'm Drew. I'm your captain.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, Captain Drew. Nice to meet you.

How's it going, ladies? I'm Drew. Are
you the captain? Yes, ma 'am.

Wow. Nice to meet you.

Oh, captain, my captain.

I mean, I'm ready to drive this ship
into an iceberg if it means I'm going to

hanging on a door with Captain Drew.

Oh, my gosh. Got to get some of that
vitamin D. You got to get it.

What can I sell you these with? Do you
guys want a cocktail champagne or some

tequila shots?

I want a drink that tastes as good as
your boobs look.

We are moving. We are moving.

I'm going to go find Meredith and Jen.

See, I'm really surprised what Angie
said. I'm not sure what her angle is

now.

Why would I ever, ever ask to host a
party at someone's house?

She kept saying, I've done so much for
you. What the f*** have you done for me?

I don't need s*** from you.

You are coming at me at my most
vulnerable time.

Do you, Angie?

She's fake as f***.

Jump out of the motherf***ing boat and
swim back to shore, bitch.

I'm concerned for Jen.

Do you know how many connections we
have? We can host his f***ing party up

Rice Eccles Stadium.

What are you talking about?

I know that she is not in a very great
mental state. And having

it be exacerbated by friends who are not
very supportive, you know, she's

trying to numb herself.

I feel like she is hitting a breaking
point. Really very, very, like,

unsettling. It's frightening.

You are coming at me at my most
vulnerable time. You know this. You know

You.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

Those shoes are not mine. Are they
yours?

They're not mine. Great!

Nobody knew whose shoes those were.

Don't you ever expect me to have your
back. I didn't do anything.

Everybody here loves everything and
f***ing lies.

You're coming at me today?

I don't think you deserve that. I'm your
friend. When did I come at you today?

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

You're supposed to be my ride or die.

And guess what?

That's not ride or die. What do you want
me to do? Not be friends with Angie

Harrington.

Okay, I'm not going to do that.

I just need to know what category to put
you in.

So when people are like, are you a
Heather Gay or a Lisa Barlow, don't do

Guess what?

Go find yourself another Heather Gay.
I'm out.