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Previously on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City. Hey, Angie's hooked up

San Diego.

Guys, there are no locked doors on this
trip. How am I going to masturbate?

We need to get the room situation down.

Wait,

come and see the whole property.

Welcome to my room.

I just found this and you get the best
room.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious.

Jen follows a different set of
friendship rules.

Lie or die loyalty, or I will burn you
alive.

I've been there for you. I've gone to
bat for you.

I went all out for your husband's
birthday, and I paid for that entire

No, you did not. What did you pay for?
Have you offered to reimburse one? Yes,

have. Really? Are you kidding me right
now? Girl, it was three months ago. Oh,

my God.

We are moving. We are moving.

Why would I ever, ever ask, just host a
party at someone's house? I'm concerned

for Jen.

I feel like she is hitting a breaking
point. You, Angie.

You are

coming at me

at my most vulnerable time. You know
this. You, Angie.

She's fake as... That was...

really purple.

I mean, it was so degrading and not even
funny. I'm trying to figure out. To me,

that was not funny and it was not in
jazz.

Like, I don't see any humor in that.

You guys, on my dad's grave, I was just
trying to lighten the mood because she

got so weird when she was doing the
tour.

She was acting like this trip was her.

seeing that's like taking the best room
and doing all these things and like not

even acknowledging you and i saw it and
lisa took up for her immediately she

didn't even hesitate everything today
completely caught me by surprise you

this is super hurtful because i'm like
wow she really doesn't give a he's just

like everybody else i'm really hurt
right now lisa you didn't even give me

I just feel at times like I'm being
used.

And this sounds really terrible, but
here she is, you know, being charged for

something where she is supposedly
conning people out of money.

She told me she's not guilty and I'm
choosing to believe her.

But then somehow I got conned into
paying for this entire event.

If you want to pay someone back, you pay
them back. But me, because I know she's

going through what she's going through,
I'm trying to be compassionate. I have

the money, so I thought, you know what?
I'm going to let it go and I'm going to

hope that she comes forward on her own
without me asking for it. And I've been

waiting and she hasn't done it.

I've known Jen forever, but lately Jen
has been very toxic.

And I'm not sure the ladies are seeing
this or if they're just willing to keep

coming back for more. But I'm not
willing to do that. I have too much self

-respect. It was really inspiring to see
you be very honest and very real

because I feel like that's what I'm
trying to do with Heather.

And I'm proud of you for speaking up.
But there's this piece of me that is

always hesitant to say what I'm thinking
because I know that I can trigger or

set her off so easily.

It's like I'm on eggshells with her.
Wait, and Whitney, I just said that

wants to be in a friendship hostage
situation.

But my thing is, it's like, why have you
guys said anything to her? There are

friends that I love that I know I'm not
getting what I deserve in return, and I

put up with it because I love them. But
when it's enough, it's enough. Like,

when is going to be enough? And that's
sometimes when you have to figure it out

on your own. You've got to find a
balance. This is not healthy.

No. I feel like a lot of the girls are
either afraid, intimidated, or something

with Jen.

Let's do this.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious.

How would you feel if someone did that
to you?

I'd be pissed.

But I don't like her behavior. I don't
like how she talks to people.

Do you, Angie? If she can talk to
friends like that, then she will

to me like that.

As the CEO of Fun...

It's time to go downstairs and have a
little fun.

Can we turn up now? Yes. Thank you for
pulling me out of my spot. And you are

sweet. We all can be sweet. We can all
be bitches. But at the end of the day,

have to hear each other. You are both.

significantly more ass than I would
anticipate.

All right, this is my turn.

Yes,

we have so much fun.

Let's do it.

Wait a minute. I need a drink to deal
with these bitches.

Hi, girl.

Hello. Oh, you guys have a cute little
snack.

Heather, are you going to take a shot? I
am not doing the shot. Okay, well, me

and Angie and Champagne Gang Girl.

I'm here.

Jen, I've been waiting all day to do
this for you. Have you?

You ready? I'm going to be down on this
trail so it would be warm.

Oh my God.

Dance, you guys.

Woo. Jen, come on. Let's go. Let's have
fun.

Woo.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, seriously.

Come on.

Hey,

if you want to say something, say it to
me.

I'm saying everything I want to say to
your face.

Why are you acting like you're mad at
me? I've done nothing to you.

You're consistent. You expect me to be
consistent with you, which I have been.

am being consistent with you.

You're being consistent.

What does that even mean?

Hey, hey, listen.

No, no.

Oh, I'm good.

No, you're not. You're not doing this,
Jen.

Jen, no.

Listen, Jen. I don't give a... I'm
dealing with bigger issues right now.

Jen, don't do this to me. I'm a good
friend to you. Don't do this to me. And

a good friend, because if I did this
with Angie Harrington, you'd be...

What am I doing wrong?

Listen, what am I doing wrong? Do that,
though. Do that.

Do that, Lisa. What does that mean?

What does that mean, Jen? You saw what
she just did to me.

She's going to do the same thing to you.

Listen, all y 'all.

Don't you ever expect me to have your
fucking back, though.

Don't. Don't you. I didn't do anything.

You want her to have your back?

Watch what the fuck happens, Lisa. Don't
you dare come to me and ask me to have

your fucking back.

Listen. No. Jen.

Don't you dare do that.

Go. No, I'm not. Go do that.

Listen.

No, let me take my charcuterie board.

Go. No, I'm not. Go do that.

Listen.

No, let me take my charcuterie board.

Yeah, you can't throw food.

I can throw whatever the f*** I want.

Hey, listen.

I'm gonna follow you.

Just like that. Yep, just like that.
Girls, y 'all can't be there.

Sorry, Captain. Don't come by me because
I've had your f***ing back. But nobody

did, you f***ing bitch. Nobody did. Did
she have your back? Whose Chanel's are

these?

Already I got it, already I got it. Did
she have your back? Did she have your

back? You know what? I'm gone. I'm done.
Lisa!

It's emotional manipulation.

Make everybody else feel like they're
the worst friends in the world to you

they're horrible.

Meanwhile, you're the one doing all the
shit. Stop, because you shouldn't be

treating me badly.

Stop saying, have my back. Who's my
fucking friend? I need to know who's

You're not the fucking real one.

You're the fakest. You're as fake as
your boobs, your ass, your face,

everything. Remember, you're not going
to get anywhere right now. Take a

breather. Come on. We'll come back for
everything.

Take a deep breath, because I know you
have never been ambushed like that. It's

terribly painful, I know.

I want you to take a deep breath,
because you're good. You're strong.

No one's going to do what I'm going to.

No, I'm going to let them listen to you.

Don't let them even see you cry.

If you are Jen's friend, you know that
she has been embarrassed enough this

year.

I don't think Jen Shaw's a saint.

But, like, I would never.

pick someone like that when they're
down. We're going through enough.

I can't, I can't.

Hey, Lisa, I don't know what happened,
but let's go from here. No, I'm just

of it. Like, what she did with Scott.

There's nothing wrong with the self.
What happened?

Why did that go through? No, well,
Lisa's been all cuddled up with Angie

whole time. I'm sorry, because now I
feel responsible. You're not

You're not responsible. And let her pour
that drink out of my head and laugh

about it?

I'm not going to do that. What happened
with you and Jim?

I don't know. We have to talk about it.
I

don't

understand Heather and Jen's
relationship.

That is one of the most hypocritical,
combative, codependent relationships

I have ever witnessed.

We're supposed to be turning up and
having fun. It's not for no reason,

It's not for no reason. I know, I know,
but what happened?

I am not going to play dumb games where
if I talk to you or you or you or

anybody else, I'm being a bad friend to
somebody else.

That's ridiculous.

I don't think what she did to Angie
earlier was cool.

That's it, bottom line. The point is you
have to take accountability of what we

say and do.

I might exit this conversation now. No,
I want to have it.

I'll see y 'all later.

It's because she knows that she came to
my house and started talking about you.

I don't think I need a lecture from
Whitney Rose on taking accountability.

She tried to blame these rumors about
Lisa on me. I'm not interested in your

little lecture right now, little girl.

You can go.

You're not hearing me, Mayor. Little
girl.

You know what? Let's throw Angie's purse
in just to teach her a lesson, then

we'll go back. Yeah, let's do that.

In person, though.

Just kidding.

I'm kidding, Jen Shaw. Come on, man.

Who's shoes are these? Jen Shaw. Jen
Shaw.

I'm just teasing.

That was a joke. Are these yours?

Those shoes are not mine. Are they
yours?

They're not mine. Great!

Wait, are those her shoes?

Whose shoes were those?

I don't know. Nobody knew whose shoes
those were.

Well, I put my shoes on my goddamn feet
right now. Well, if you're so rich,

bitch, buy another pair. Because it's
going down.

These are super cute shoes, FYI.

Those are Whitney's. Those are my girl
Whitney's, so I'm going to put those in

my purse.

My skirt's flying up.

Oh, shit.

What?

Oh my god, I hope they're not my st.
Laurent one.

Are you kidding? They throw my Not to be
insensitive to anybody else, but I'm

really hoping it's not my shoes that
went overboard because they're limited

edition pre -order YSL shoes that are
really hard to get right now.

I love these.

They cannot go in the water. They cannot
get ruined.

Do not pour drinks on them.

Pre -order.

Hard to get.

Where's my phone and my shoes?

My shoes are gone.

No

one

touched your shoes, Angie.

Heather said they're in the water. Well,
they're not.

I don't know who put them in the water,
but they're not.

You can blame it on me if you want.

Well, no, I'm not going to blame it on
you, but it sounded like some things

going overboard.

I'm getting accidents.

Wait.

I don't know. They're gone.

I'm literally all the way dead. I'm
going to jump in here. I'm going to swim

home. I'm going to get my exercise. I'm
good.

Coming up. We got a call that there's a
noise complaint.

A noise complaint?

It's too quiet.

See your eyes. Good now.

Bye. Thanks.

Thank you.

Okay. Big step. Big step.

Jen's taking a rally nap.

I'm getting her.

Because tonight's weekend and birdies.
I'm just going to put her in an aloha

dress and just like move her hips back
and forth.

I feel like Heather's a little bit
different when she's face -to -face with

She shares something a little bit
different with me at the bakery.

I keep considering my friendship with
her, but she does not consider my

friendship with anyone.

It's just like she gets to just machine
gun everybody. And how do you feel about

that? I feel devastated.

She wants Jen to believe that she is her
ride or die. But Heather's totally not

being... and honest with herself.

Actually,

water I think would be... Thank you so
much. It was

lovely.

I'm just going to take a little nap.

Yeah.

This is so weak, she can't open the
door.

Well, what a day, guys. Can we go get
showered?

So I took a nap and let's go.

Aloha, okay?

I'm hosting a dinner tonight.

It's all about love. It's all about
aloha. So you know what? I need to snap

of this.

I need to rise to the occasion. And I
also need to look cute, which I

will.

I was trying to prop it up because you
were taking so long to answer.

Yeah, I really, really, really, really
wish you were here.

Angie, she's just pure fun without any
of the drama. And I trust her. And I can

let loose with her. And I don't have to
have one eye on the road at all times.

One eye over my shoulder.

Are you having fun?

Yeah. I mean, there's been drama from...
You would never anticipate this.

Guess who is at each other's throats?

I'm going to guess. Is it Jen and Nana?

No.

Her co -host. She's fighting with her co
-host.

Hold on.

The two that were screaming at me are
now screaming at each other. 100%. It

a very, very hard day for Jen because...
Are you cool with Jen now?

Yeah, I mean, I was upset when we went
to breakfast, but my relationship with

Jen is I like to turn up and have fun
with Jen. I don't have a lot of

expectations. I'm glad.

No, no, she's only going to be
reasonable when she really needs me. She

reasonable in her fight with Andy, and
then she got in a horrible screaming

fight with Lisa.

Why do people scream at each other? We
are grown women.

Oh, honey, this is a girl trip, not a
women's trip. This is a bitchy and mean

girl trip.

Hey, what are you doing?

I just finished downloading the
dishwasher.

Oh, check you out, Mr. Domestic.

Oh, I know. So exciting.

Oh, my gosh. Today has been crazy.

Oh, how so?

Jen threw Angie's brand new $1 ,500
shoes in the water.

You know, she, like, pushed me. Were you
physically pushed?

Yeah.

Sick of that.

I'm consistent, and she's not. I am. You
know how she's always like, I'm not

talking to Heather. She's not a good
friend.

And I'm not consistent?

Okay, like... What's real, what's not.
It's just annoying, whatever.

Jen has been talking nothing but sh**
about Heather for the last few weeks.

You're the most materialistic person.
The only reason you're f***ing with

Harrington is because you think her fat
f***ing elf on the shelf husband is

going to feed you and put you on a
f***ing yacht, bitch. I don't like

this space of ambiguity.

I would rather be like, hey, I'm not
okay with this.

Heather is my friend 60 % of the time.
The point I'm at in my life with

everything I'm going through, I don't
need friends like that.

And now you're telling her how amazing
she is and how you live for her. You

are all crazy. This is like crazy town.
I keep like trying to like have a

relationship with Jen that she doesn't
want. So, you know, after today.

You know, Lisa, I think remove yourself
a little bit. Like if she starts going

sideways, let her go. And just don't get
involved.

Yeah, I know.

I'm going to call you later. Keep your
phone on you.

All right. All right. Love you.

I'm starving. I need protein and a
vegetable.

You want protein and a vegetable?

Protein and a vegetable. I am so hungry
and so thirsty.

Today we had the diet of champions.

Champagne.

Champagne. Did we make you happy?

Champagne.

Are you serious?

Maybe a few shots of tequila and more
champagne.

That's winning!

More champagne, please.

Okay, this is so... Am I gonna love it?

Yes.

I have never carried it. Today's the
first day. It's perfect.

And it's so cute, right? I love it, yes.

Have you seen Jen?

No. How about you? I haven't seen her.

Does this look tropical?

Very. You do look very tropical.

I thought there was an earthquake.

I have a surprise for you.

Coming up.

Your mouth is just going like this.
There's a whole lot of bullshit coming

of it. A lot of bullshit. I mean, one
bullshit thing. This girl continued a

friendship with you, and I still don't
get why. This girl continued a

with me?

This is such a beautiful backdrop.

These fire dancers are amazing.

The sad thing is I'm going to have to
pull them aside after and let them know

they're probably not going to get paid.

Something Jen Shaw is good at, it is
going through hell and then setting it

aside and showing up ready to party.
Let's focus on having some fun.

much for coming thank you this means
like so much to me thank you for having

all of you were beautiful thank you so
much can you teach the ladies you know

some moves so let's go to move your hips
side to side like our dancers here

she's got it yes good feet together big
hips like the shape of our bahu drum big

circle okay that's a hard circle with
the hips

Oh my gosh.

Twerking. Pay that rent!

Pay that rent!

Dancing like Hawaiian dancers.

All this stuff. You know, I was not cut
out for this. I'm a 50 -year -old with

no head, no butt. Like, what do you want
from me? I'm doing the best I can.

Arms out. Here we go.

the traditional food right here. You see
the pig. You don't have to eat it if

you don't want to eat the pig.

But this is a traditional Polynesian
luau. Grab some food. We'll sit down.

What is everything?

Mac salad, pork, vegetables.

It looks phenomenal.

Oh, did you do like a pineapple salsa on
top of your office?

That'll be round two.

That was so incredible, Jen.

It really was. It was really fab.

And, like, those boys look like they
could be my boy friends.

Shut up. Oh, my God.

Shut up. Yes!

What? Some people don't know how to have
fun up in here. We have the fun police.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We're not in Utah anymore, bitches,
okay?

Drippers. At dinner.

This isn't just a snack. This is an
entire meal.

Well, this is quite ironic.

The last time I was this close to cops,
I thought they were strippers, and they

turned out to be federal agents.

What did you do, Heather? I don't know
what to hope over here. Why are the

police here? NYPD.

Is this a prank?

Is Jen playing a prank on us, though?

It's a strange reversal of events.

So we got a call that there's a noise
complaint.

A noise complaint? Too quiet.

of fun in her life like double i feel
like i'm pretty self -contained they're

like what's going on

I have zero interest in this. Like,
don't touch me.

All I'm thinking is how germ

-covered they are.

Like, I'm thinking they need Clorox wet
wipes. The only person I want to see

naked is John Barlow.

Thank you guys so much. Thank you.

I'll be calling you. Yes, for sure.

911.

We know your number.

I feel like that was a waste of time.
You didn't do anything to warrant a

citation.

It's supposed to be a violation of the
fun.

Today was supposed to be fun, and there
was a lot of moments that were so fun.

Well, that's a good point.

A very good point.

I mean, let's cheers to fun, CEO. What
are you going to implement to have fun?

What can we do?

How is your first girl trip going?

I feel like the experience has been
great so far, but I feel like the

off. Something's off, and I think we
need to address it.

So you guys all know that Jen and I got
into a little argument last week.

I felt like you are not very nice to
some of the girls.

Like who?

Well, to Angie Harrington.

I think the way that you approached her
and how you talked to her made me feel a

little bit uncomfortable because I don't
know you that well, Jen.

When was that?

At the choir.

Do you want to know the...

I have been taking for no reason.

No, in general, in general.

Don't roll your eyes at me, Angie.

From my point of view, you were
screaming at somebody, yelling at them,

into someone's face. And then Angie was
trying to tell you something. You told

her to shut the up. She's supposed to be
your best friend.

I said, I said, listen, this will stay.

I swear I'll just walk out and then y
'all won't have to talk about it. Don't

leave. You know what?

So I'm, like, sitting here watching you
talk to your friends that way.

It made me feel really uncomfortable.
And then, I don't know, Heather, you

how I felt.

I know, and what did I say to you?

You've got to talk to her. I'm not your
translator or her keeper and not yours.

But it's like you've told me that if Jen
ever gave you an ultimatum, you would

not be friends with her no more.

It's like you've told me that if Jen
ever gave you an ultimatum, you would

be friends with her no more.

Like if she says you can either be
friends with me or you can be friends

Angie Harrington, I would say, are you
for real?

And the fact that you are giving me an
ultimatum and Angie is not, that should

be evidence to me right there of who I
should pick.

What he did was absolutely wrong.

And then promising to post an apology
and then relinquishing that commitment.

But you knew why she couldn't do it.

She told us why she couldn't do it. Why
couldn't she do it? I don't know. Why

can't she? I never heard anything.

So she spoke to her legal team and they
advised her not to do it.

He said, well, you know, the only way to
make this right with Coach and I is if

you post a public apology on your social
media because you used our name. He

says, I need to run this by the
attorney. The attorney and our PR people

like, absolutely not.

Because they don't want any association
with you.

Yes.

They don't want any association with me.

Wow. I didn't do anything to them,
though. They are the ones that created a

account, so that's why the apology needs
to happen. We told her that she needs

to have a conversation with you and
explain why or why not she didn't do it.

said she needed to settle the score.

But, like, I swear that I remember that
you said that she didn't need to do a

public apology.

I said...

A public apology is ridiculous because
you will be admitting to a horrible,

indefensible thing that no one in the
world will ever forgive you for.

Because it would destroy him.

That's my point. Because it would
destroy him. It would destroy him. What

me? That's my whole point.

with your words right now, and the fact
that you're making it about me and the

way I wrote it, am I unclear about what
I think what Angie did? Is anyone

unclear on how I feel about it? We know
it's not right. We know it's wrong.

Okay, then stop asking me about it,
because I've been very f***ing clear

how I feel about it.

Susanna, why are you deeply invested?

Why are you so deeply invested in this?
I really want to know. Why do you care

so much? You guys have gone to lunch
together, though, so she's like in the

middle of this now. That's probably why
she feels... She's putting herself in

the middle of it. And Angie Kay, after
the day you've had, I would sit there

listen and listen from her experience
and listen from my experience and maybe

not take an opportunity to take a
sideswipe.

Because you're trying to understand. You
have two ears, one mouth. Well, your

message is going like this. There's a
whole lot of bullshit coming out of it.

lot of bullshit. Name one bullshit
thing. This girl continued a friendship

you. This girl continued a friendship
with me?

I'm trying to understand your
relationship. Because she threw your

yacht today.

We're good. You know why I can bring it
up? Because I've been a good friend to

Jen. And I don't know if I can say that
you've been a good friend to her.

Highly surprising to me that someone who
just annihilated Jen on a Sprinter van

would suddenly be so concerned about her
welfare and about the terms of her

friendships.

Like, check yourself, sister.

But have you been a good friend to Jen?
Absolutely.

And I love her and I'm ride or die.

Okay. Like, the deposits I've made in
our friendship account should grant me a

little bit of grace.

I would hope that every single person at
this table would give me that same

grace because I have given all of you
that same grace.

Can I say something here? What? I'll
tell you what I'm curious about.

I think it's interesting.

Oh, don't roll your eyes.

I'm just saying, this is not consistent
with the conversation you, me, Angie,

and Whitney had in her hot tub.

Heather is my friend 60 % of the time.
The other 40%, I'm supposed to eat it,

not say shit.

Creeping under the rug. The point I'm at
in my life with everything I'm going

through, I don't need friends like that.

All I've heard for the last few weeks is
how Heather's horrible. She doesn't

care about you. She's not there for you.

She's not a good friend to you. You're
done with it. Jen, tell her why you're

bugged with her. This is the perfect
opportunity to say, Heather, this is the

issue. This hurts me.

And I think everyone needs to start
telling the truth because nobody here is

f***ing honest. Everybody here wants
everything and f***ing lies. I'm sick of

it.

I am having fun, but it's hard to be fun
when you're getting yelled at on a

fucking yacht and then come to dinner.
Jenna, I am upset.

You're coming at me today? I don't
deserve that. I'm your friend. When did

come at you today? Oh, my God. Are you
kidding me?

You're coming at me today?

I don't deserve that. I'm your friend.
When did I come at you today? Oh, my

Are you kidding me?

You shifted the whole mood for me today.

And I'm sitting there saying, I'm your
friend. Say you're my friend. You can't

even say it. What are you talking about?
On the yacht, Jen?

Are you kidding? Stop lying.

I'm sick of it.

I know Jen is not in a very great mental
state.

To be so upset and or drunk that you
don't have a recollection of what

is not good.

Jen is a liar.

She only remembers what she feels
wronged with, but it doesn't matter what

does or says to anyone else.

That's how Jen works.

Jen, you went up to Lisa's face, and you
almost shoved her.

Yes, you did. Jen. Yes, you did. I
almost shoved her. You did shoved her.

were aggressive towards her.

So you mean to have your back?

Don't. Don't you? I didn't do anything.

You want her to have your back?

Watch what the fuck happens, Lisa.

Jen, I was trying to hug you and tell
you. I'm like, I'm your friend. I did

nothing to you. I don't deserve that.

No, no, no. We're not. Stop. You're
mean.

You are mean.

I am not mean. That's the last thing I
am is mean.

Jen has a habit of deflecting. Trust me.
If there was a class on how to be mean,

like Mean 101, Jen Shaw would be the
professor.

The dynamic has totally shifted because
you had an argument with her and now

you're riding the Heather wave. No, you
have an issue if anybody is friends with

Heather. No, no, no, no, no. I do not,
you f***ing liar. That is not true.

Don't call me a liar. You're lying about
that. That is a lie. Don't call me a

f***ing liar. That is a lie, Jen. You're
a f***ing liar.

You dumped f***ing champagne on her head
today and humiliated her.

I'm sorry, Angie. And you shifted the
dynamic and you treated me like s*** too

for no reason. Angie, I'm sorry.

I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

Where's my apology?

I'm f***ing mad.

I'm done dealing with this bulls***.

It was a bad joke. I'm sorry.

Okay, thank you. I feel that you are
sorry.

And Jen, you know what? I'm talking to
you right now. I'm talking to Ashley.

Okay, let's stay on tap. What happened
is you had a lot to say about Heather in

the hot tub at Whitney's house. You guys
brought it up. Yes, I did, though.

You need to say it.

I can't listen to this stuff if Jen's
not backing how she really feels,

then... I'm about to say something. Say
it.

I show up at the choir audition, and
you're there.

Okay, this is weird, because Heather, I
felt like, had a very strong opinion

when we met, you know?

Babe, that's a big thing deal.

My feelings were hurt.

That she showed up with Whitney in a
matching outfit?

This has nothing to do with me, though.
I did not know about this. Let her

finish. Let her finish. I'm just
clarifying. But why are you throwing in

with Whitney? Because I want to just be
clear about what we're talking about.

Okay.

I didn't know that she was going to show
up with Whitney. I had no idea.

You invited us.

Angie and I both posted it on our social
media to try out.

I guess I meant, like, I didn't know
they were going to show up, like, with

gloves and an outfit and, like, a
routine.

I would have orchestrated it better so
that they wouldn't have crossed paths

had this horrible thing that ruined the
auditions for me.

I have never witnessed Heather actually
just sit through and listen and take

criticism or take blame or take the
heat.

Any time the drama is directed at her,
she's going to either deflect.

Or forget.

Think about how I feel, you guys. We've
all had a situation. We've had friends

fighting. Here's what I don't
understand.

If you know somebody did something so
f***ed up and evil to me and my family,

are you okay being friends with them?

That's what I need to know.

If they are accountable and apologize,
yeah.

They didn't.

He didn't call you and apologize?

He called me because he got caught. What
can I do?

Are you not friends with Angie then? Is
that what you're declaring?

And you're not friends with Angie?

And you're not friends with Angie?

I think we're all friends with Angie.
This has nothing to do with us. I am not

going to not be friends with Angie.
You're supposed to be my ride or die.

And guess what? That's not ride or die
characteristics.

Period. What do you want me to do?

Not be friends with Angie Harrington.

Okay, I'm not going to do that.

You're going to be friends with her
still? Yeah. She's a piece of shit.

I don't think she's a piece of shit. And
I think we have a lot of fun together.

And I am a ride or die for her as much
as I am a ride or die for you.

When I say I'm ride or die for Jen,
like, I'm still fucking here.

I'm still showing up when you have
stabbed me in the back, when you have

on me. I'm showing up for you in one of
the darkest, hardest times of your life.

All I need to do to be ride or die at
this point. You are not ride or die for

me. You've shown up for me for 60%, and
then you saw me and my family, and I

swept it under the rug. You swept for me
100%. You've been 100 % solid.

Absolutely. Pick me or pick Angie. I
don't want any friends that will ever

me an ultimatum. I'm not giving anyone
an ultimatum. I need to know where

stand.

The only person I know where they are is
Angie Katzenavis.

Hold up.

Auntie Kay?

Same girl who you poured champagne on
her head, screamed at in the van, and

threw her shoes in the ocean?

Is there gluten in this pig? Because
she's talking crazy.

You know what? If you want to
acknowledge I'm your friend, you can. If

want to, that's fine, too. What are you
even talking about?

I really need to go call my little boy.
He is 10, and he's missing me. Good

night.

Thank you for a lovely dinner and a
show. I'm glad you didn't get so

No ultimatum. Let's just talk about it
tomorrow.

I just need to know what category to put
you in. Put me in the category that I'm

friends with her. Are you a Heather Gay
or a Lisa Barlow? Don't do that anymore.

Lisa Barlow is pretty good. Heather Gay
is not a Heather Gay. I didn't say that.

No, you have perpetuated that brand.

Guess what?

Go find yourself another Heather Gay.
I'm out.

Okay. I've had enough. I tried to put
together a f***ing trip, and I invited

this one because you said... I never
said you had to.

Meredith, you are not the CEO of Fonny.

I would love to see how anyone would
have navigated this any better.

You did the best you could.

I'll bring Jen her hair.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

On your marks, let's go!

That is terrifying and toxic.

I am not terrifying and toxic. Our
relationship is.

You want to know why it is? Because of
you flip -flop. Because of me? You flip

-flop, Heather.

Every time I try to speak and make my
point, you cut me off, you get

and deflect.

But hear it. Give it all right now. Now
you don't want the opportunity. No,

because it's... Now it's not the right
time, so now I should talk over you?

You're still doing it right now,
Heather!

Speak and say what you want to say!

I have!

Hey, what time is it?