All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.Ultimate.Girls.TripS02E7

We are now on the final countdown.

I'm going to miss Little Manor. It has
been a wild ride.

We made it. We all survived, I think.

It's been interesting.

I'm a little sad.

I'm a little sad.

And I'm hungover.

Get up. You know what? Get up. Okay,
okay, okay, okay.

We had such an incredible day yesterday.

Your lunch started a whole trend of
forgiveness and happiness and goodwill,

and it was beautiful.

Let's just try to leave on a positive
note. In Jesus' name we pray.

Be with us, Lord.

I am not going to let it go to that
place today.

It was a joke. I said, just don't yell
at anyone.

And I said, just don't get outrageously
drunk and forget what you're doing and

pull your shirt up. Dress!

Sorry, dress.

Dress up.

So just be cool.

Be cool.

I don't care anymore. I'm done with
worrying about people. My new motto's

from make it nice to I don't give a
shit. What a week with Housewives will

We can go drown in the pool for all I
care. I'm going to sleep.

A bad guess.

Good little morning, Vicki. You know how
we do. Every single morning we wake up

with praise and gratitude.

Mom, did you know that he broke up with
Vicki?

No. Yeah, he did.

Is he available now?

Is he available now?

Good morning, everybody.

We were just working on this bagel
spread here. Well, I'm going to make my

banana bread now.

Yes. Good morning, Dorinda. Hello,
Marco.

How are you doing? I'm doing well. I
just got our itinerary this morning.

Are we still going canoeing, even in
this weather? I think we're going to be

able to swing it. And then we have lunch
at Chesterwood Museum Gardens. What

else? We'll have our dinner that we're
having at the Hancock Shaker Village.

Okay. And we'll try to be out there by 6
for that. All right.

But we are winding down.

Last day.

Yes, we are. You've done a great job.

No, you really have. I couldn't have
done it without you.

So this stuff you just open, and you
know what to do. You got it. Okay, you

what I'm so like. You know, I don't
know. But I'm excited to have some fish.

Some fish.

I'm going to have to brush my teeth
again.

Do we have more chocolate chips in the
house?

Hi, Jo. Good morning.

Good morning.

All right.

What are you making?

Walk of shame?

No, no, I don't have shame.

No, no, it's a joke. No, I know. I mean,
you know.

What are you making?

Chocolate chip banana bread.

Again, because it was a big hit. I'm
doing it again.

I love you.

I mean, I'm a little hungover, but if
you wake up with bed head and, like,

makeup and what you went to bed in, you
know you had a good night.

All righty! Hey!

Oh,

okay. Oh.

How long does it take to make your
little thing?

These will be ready in about 20 minutes
because they're little.

So can I go back to bed for 20 minutes?

Go. Bye -bye. All right. I love you.

What are locks anyway?

It's a salmon.

I look like shit.

Is there a mask I can put on to cover up
my ugly self?

I can't even read it. I hate getting
old. I literally hate getting old.

Everything changes. Can't freaking see.

You've got to be 60. I always like to
let Vicki know she's going to be 60

soon. You know, just to put her in line.

She's like a 60 -year -old child.

What is this?

What is this?

What do you do with it?

I want to wear mine.

What do you do with it?

I think it's to keep your hair wet or
dry.

There's no direction.

I think when your hair is wet.

I look like an idiot.

Hey, ladies.

Okay, so you know how to do the turban.
She was trying to figure it out. I was

having an issue because I went this way,
honey. I went...

Hair in.

Move your little hands.

Well, then mine's backward.

You know, I did it with a little flavor.

With a little flavor?

Becky has somewhat of a potato head.

That's what I did. Hell, I don't know it
didn't come with instructions.

No, I've been looking for the
instructions.

This is backwards.

This page is backwards.

This page is backwards.

Oh, God.

Oh, did you make your bread? I sure did,
sister.

These are stuck.

These are stuck.

I told you you need to. I did. I got it,
and it didn't work. Look at this. Take

it. All right, I'm going to just have to
make it as a loaf of bread. Jill is

definitely not anyone's Martha Stewart,
but we are going to give her an A for

effort. This is no good. We're just
going to bury these muffins in the

Good morning, madam.

Good morning.

How did you guys sleep?

Like a rock.

Did anybody stay up after I went to bed
or everybody went to bed?

There was a pizza party.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah. A pizza party.

Oh, I wanted your pizza.

I'm not working out.

I've been eating compared.

And it feels so good.

I didn't even know they delivered pizza.

I'm very resourceful when it comes to
pizza.

Well, last night was fun.

Yes.

Brandy was in rare form. She tried to
make out with many of us. Not me,

strangely. But I was good with that.

I didn't get close enough.

I'm not the make her out type anyway.

I'm more of the person to tuck her into
bed and give her warm milk.

What kind of guy do you think Brandy
will end up with ultimately?

Convict.

I remember when I first came to New
York, I literally made a list of what I

wanted in my future father of my child.

Oh, that's a good idea. And one thing
about me is, like, if I sleep with

someone, I get attacked.

Like, if I said to someone that date
that I told you about, they had the foot

fetish. What's the foot fetish? Well,
they like them. Like, because I should

on your shoes? No, well, they just want
to be... In your feet. In your feet.

What is that?

Those penises in your feet.

I had a masseuse tuck my toe once. It
was bad.

What kind of a massage?

Did he tell you he was going to do that?
It was in the Hamptons.

That sounds like the massages they give
in Florida, not the Upper East Side. Did

you enjoy it a little bit? No. It was
disgusting. I felt something wet and

on my foot.

I jump off the...

bed i screamed bobby oh my god this guy
just stuck my toe bobby calmly says to

me did you ask him to stop i said yes
and he said so what's the problem oh

and you know what brandy where are you
you know what did he wear yesterday's

clothes during your hair is it done yeah
dark and what was you doing this night

where did you have fun last night

Y 'all had a great time.

It was a vagina -shaking moment. More
than vagina was shaking last night.

All them ass bits was out.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Couldn't take the time to maybe throw in
a bath somewhere.

A little change of clothes.

I have a headache today, though. Do you?
So what time are we getting ready to go

canoeing? It's at 1230. I think it's
raining.

We're hoping to leave by noon so that we
can be canoeing by 1230.

Oh.

Well, you just move the time.

Do you want an Alka -Seltzer?

No, I'm okay. I'm going to go take a
shower.

Yeah. Yeah, I am too. Wash that thing
off.

Yes.

Feels like you need to get your hair
washed today too.

Yeah.

I think you're right. It feels like it.

Chocolate. Baka.

Baklava?

Baka.

Baka? Baka.

Baka.

Hi, gorgeous.

She's the one that's taking up canoeing,
so.

I'm camper.

I'm the camp counselor today. Okay.

Years ago, I went to camp and I had a
really bad experience because there were

these three girls and they were so mean
to me. So today I want to recreate it in

a much more positive light, hopefully
with girls who don't hate me.

What do we wear?

It's not that great to swim, so just
wear shorts and a t -shirt. Well, I

swim. No, no, I know.

See, we didn't bug you and stuff.

Yeah. Can I come in? Sure.

Oh my goodness.

What's up girl?

Nothing. I just, um, I wanted to come
and talk to you and say, I'm just really

glad that we can put stuff behind us
because I don't like, I'm too old for

anymore. Like I've made up with everyone
in my life that I had problems with.

And I mean, I just want to clear the
air. If there's anything else like that

I've done or said that, is upsetting to
you. I just want to be friends.

I think if we put everything behind us
and we're just genuine with one another

and try to get things off the table as
soon as they arise, and the dream is for

it to be the way it is now, where we've
been able to start with a clean slate

with one another.

I mean, I don't know that we're ever
going to be besties, but we could at

Never know. Never know.

It was a rough start.

It was a bumpy, bumpy start, but I don't
hold grudges.

I love a resolution.

You know, when you have that history,
it's nice to have resolution.

You know, I have a lot of similarities
as much as we probably each don't want

have.

No, I mean, listen, we were both very
strong women and we have tempers and we

had unresolved issues, but at least it's
now behind us and now we're just going

to have fun and make out. Yeah.

Thank you for coming to talk to me.
You're welcome. I'm glad to.

It was nerve -wracking to think about
seeing Brandy again after so many years.

It started off a little rocky, but I
think in the end it was nice for us to

able to.

bury some really petty things that
happened a very long time ago.

One more day.

We can do it. No one's dead yet. Right.
No one's dead.

We're all surviving so far. We have one
last day. Let's try not to drown anyone.

Yeah. Okay, well, I'm going to leave
that up to you. Don't tip me over in

canoe.

Maybe.

I think you should bring a jacket.

So I just got a text that Steve is
heading to the condo in Puerto Vallarta,

he moved his things out of my house and
cut out.

I don't really want to talk about this
with the ladies because I'll probably

start crying and I don't want to cry.
Well, you knew it was going to happen.

know what, Tim? I really thought he was
going to get his head out of his ass and

be a family again. I never really
thought it would happen.

So now it's real. I have some classes.

Yeah. But I don't want to be talking
about this because people don't care.

I mean, it's not their life. It's not
their life. It's not their future.

My future.

Okay, which one? It's really undecided
right now. Which ones do you want?

I don't care which. Whatever. I'm just
going to take these.

I'm really embarrassed that Steve has
decided to end the relationship while

on a trip.

So I know it's hurtful for Vicki, but
it's what she needs to hear. She needs

hear the absolute truth. I don't love
you. I'm moving on.

You want to walk out there crying or you
want to? No, I'm not crying.

Yeah, you're crying.

You wanted to go to camp.

It's so nice out here.

This is where I belong.

Enough of that Bluestone Manor elegance.
Let's do it.

My activity, I am the camp counselor.

It's second nature to me. I love to
kayak.

I think it's great exercise. I love the
water. And I think it's going to blow

their mind.

So these are kayaks.

Canoes. They're canoes? Canoes, yep.

It's like a combo canoe kayak.

Nope.

Canoeing is amazing. I haven't canoed in
a long time.

It's going to be nice.

What we're going to do first is just get
you set up safety -wise. If you want,

we do have water shoes for you. Great. I
love that. So there's water shoes here.

And then once you get your shoes on, you
can come and we're going to grab a life

jacket. Oh, ow. Oh, don't hurt yourself
because we know you lose a nail every

day. Grab.

So this is your paddle. You have the
grip.

You have the shaft, the throat.

The blade and the tip.

The grip, the shaft, and the tip.

Wow, she seems to know a lot about
paddles or penises. I'm not sure which

Something tells me, even though we
haven't canoed before, we all know how

work that. I'm just saying.

Scoop the water, bring it back out, dig
the paddle in, scoop the water.

I think we all could figure that out.
Yeah, so Q and A.

Dorinda, you're the captain.

So ours is left, left.

Left, right, left.

I got Dorinda, so good news. I don't
have to paddle that hard.

I don't have an oar.

Dorinda, can you grab me an oar?

I'm not doing this by myself.

Mama needs an oar. Mama needs an oar.
Our boat is sort of primitive.

It's very primitive. Do you want me to
switch?

Do you want me to switch and take that?

We would love to switch boats.

I'll switch.

Kayaking, that's usually a little too
athletic for me, but I'm excited to do

You're stuck.

I'm excited to be with Jill because I
know I will not drown.

I will be awake and attentive, knowing
every detail about what's going on every

second of the trip. All right, come on.
Jump in. Have you got it?

Nice. This is beautiful.

Wait, how do we... So we got to go
opposite sides.

Brandi, don't you flip this.

Oh, I am not going to. I promise you
that's not going to happen. I don't want

anything to do with this water on that
level.

Ready? Yeah. There's no seatbelt in
here? I don't know how I feel about

I don't know how I feel because how deep
is this water?

Wait, wait, wait. Everybody just calm
down. Everybody just calm down. Okay,

down. Just breathe.

Let's just float for a minute.

Ah, you're flipping water on me. Oh,
sorry.

Do the same on the same side, front to
back. I like this arm better.

Hello. Hello.

What are you doing coming towards us?

We have to get away from these people. I
don't trust them.

Listen.

Listen.

Vicki, you have to run.

This is a Friday 13 movie. Them is the
blondes that always get ate up. See, I'm

the one that's going like this, and then
you have to follow with whatever I'm

doing. Otherwise, we're going to go in
circles.

No. Now we're going the wrong way, so we
have to go this way. So you have to go

on the same side as me. I don't canoe.
I'm not a canoer.

I don't like water.

This is my weave. You got to turn
around.

I'm worried. They don't know how to do
that.

Everybody's not going to be saved. Come
on, Gia, let's go.

Looks like it's going to start raining.

Five more minutes.

Okay, which way? So straight is, you got
to go this way.

When I watch people do new things like
canoeing, I always wonder what they're

like in bed.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no,
no, we're not going that way.

Like if you're that sloppy in the canoe,
what are you doing with the canoe?

Should I go back and get them? No, we're
not going back to get them.

We're going to pray for them and keep it
moving.

Vicky! I ain't going back. You look
forward to keep moving. One on each

We know how to oar. I think we should go
forward. I don't like going behind you.

Well, I know we're turning around.

Are we?

We don't know how to row, row, row your
boat.

Gently down the stream.

You did it. Get me out. That was
amazing, Jill.

In spite of everybody not wanting to do
this activity and dragging their asses

out of the cars, I think they all had
fun.

I had a wonderful time. I got you.

We'll see if they admit it later.

Oh, that was a little workout.

It really was.

Do you know what I mean? I'm feeling it.
I was like, my shoulders are hurting.

The thighs hurt. My legs hurt.

You guys hungry too?

So hungry. My God, that was crushing
popcorn.

OMG.

Isn't this pretty? It's so beautiful.

Okay, so this is where Daniel Chester
French lived.

And he is the man that was commissioned
to do the Lincoln Memorial.

This estate is gorgeous. And now we have
this beautiful plated table waiting for

us. Dorinda!

You've done your thing, girl.

So I just want to give you guys a
thought because I have a little game I

love to play together.

It's kind of fun, and I think it's very
self -reflective, especially after we've

all gotten to know each other. I will
pass around a piece of paper with

everybody's name on it and try to think
of a word that describes them, one word

that describes the person on the piece
of paper.

You're going to have seven words, and
that's kind of a peek into who you might

be. Not a guarantee, but it's certainly
a representation of how people feel

about you right now.

I've done this before with my family,
and it was very self -reflective for me.

There were a lot of words on there.

You want one word, right? One word. All
right, let's do it. It's not meant to be

mean, and it's not meant to be a class
either. It's meant to be real. We got

We got it.

We don't need this much direction for a
game. It's pretty straightforward. We

know what word association is. We're
adults, even though we don't act like it

all the time.

You do have to think, but you want it to
be accurate because it's really...

Okay, all right, we got it. Land the
plane, Jill.

Land the plane. Okay. This is a good
game. I'm going to use this game.

I did it with my sister, my mom, my
aunt.

What? What happened? You already told us
that like 14 times.

Is there like a... You have the bag?
I've got the bag. You've got the bag.

going to put mine in the bag.

And remember, I control your sleep
tonight.

Now I'm kidding you. All right, I'm
going to open the first one.

Here we go.

Mysterious.

Who's mysterious?

Phaedra. Bingo.

Phaedra gets mysterious.

I like that. You don't really throw up
on people the way I do. Oh, I like this

one. Regal.

Dorinda. Bingo.

That was definitely Dorinda. Fern.

Fern. Fern.

Dorinda. Eva. No.

Eva's not fine. Vicky.

Vicky's fine. It's okay. I have a rule
book that everybody has to abide by. I

get that.

Zen.

Eva. I wrote that. I'll take that all
day, twice on Sunday. Thank you. Well,

it's all that pot you smoked.

That's it.

Secretly sexy.

Camera. No. It ain't no secret.

No. Your secret, your sexy ain't secret.

Just say it. Tell her.

Well. No, I want you guys to figure it
out. That's true. I got to put more out

of here.

Kind. Oh, that's all of us. All of us,
yeah.

Phaedra. Phaedra.

Phaedra. Very kind. Very kind.

Aw, that's sweet.

I haven't always had the best rap on
Housewives. While she's sitting around

talking about my husband, she spends her
weekends peddling through sperm banks.

Honey, you don't know if your baby daddy
will be an ax murderer or a child

molester because what you will know is
that he needed $10 to get him a medium

-sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup
so you could have a kid.

Why do you believe that Candy and Todd
would...

Try to drug you to take advantage of
you.

What I want to do is have Phaedra see
because she's the one who told me that

Kandi said that.

You said that?

The lies. There you go.

The lies. I'm telling you. People always
assume that you're like this or you're

like that. So for me to be in this place
where I can just really enjoy myself

and not be on the defense at all times,
it's a pleasant change.

misunderstood Maybe some people don't

understand me, but like the people that
I care about understand me otherwise

everyone else can Okay talkative

Talkative

again We know who I am in the group I
mean, they could have come up with a

better word for me than talkative.

A nicer word.

Jill, you asked for the game. I put down
talkative.

Everybody else is putting down
talkative.

Expressive. Jill.

I said that. That's another word for
talkative.

What if we would have wrote thirsty?

So let's read them quickly.

Go ahead.

Okay. So Taylor is a skinny, quiet,
reserved survivor.

And, of course, secretly sexy.

Woo!

Okay, I'm a boss bitch.

Bossy.

Vulnerable. Totally.

I'm a mama. Thank you, Tamara. I know
you're writing.

I'm firm.

I'm firm in my belief.

Very strong in that. So that was good.
And I am very sensitive.

Self -involved. Yeah, I'm absolutely
going to take care of myself.

Thank God it's not a compliment.

I don't care.

That's weird. I didn't write it.

That's weird.

I'm not selfish.

I give more than I receive.

I'm not selfish.

That pisses me off when you said I'm
selfish.

I'm involved in myself.

Yeah, I am.

Whoever wrote this, I am involved in
myself. I'll take self -involved. Who

is involving me if it's not myself?

Like, I am going to be self -involved. I
don't know what her definition of self

-involved is, but if she likes it, I
love it. I guess for Vicki, self

is a compliment.

Hey, we got to go because it's going to
rain. Can you feel it? We got to get

home. It looks like it's going to pour
right now.

That was a fun game, Jill.

What if they take your sweater out of
the car?

What sweater?

Oh, my God. Where is it?

Ta -da!

You're on a roll. I would have never
thought about it. You're on a roll

was going to change my mind.

I like it. I never even noticed it. I
don't give a fuck anyway.

Tornado! Tornado!

Here we are. How are you feeling?

I feel good.

Yeah?

Are you happy you invited us all to your
house? I'm so happy. You don't regret

it? I'm actually sad that you're all
leaving. Shut the front door. I swear to

God, I'm sad. You're locking up behind
us. I will literally be sad when you go

tomorrow night.

Oh, come on, Dorinda.

Body? That's for dinner. This is for
late night.

You look amazing.

We're going to a great place called
Shaker Village, where the Shaker people

to live in a community where they shook.

Away their sins so we can all shake away
our sins for the final night and leave

each other in peace We need to get this
party started

Okay, let's go because we got 30 minutes
in the car. The last supper.

Not the last supper.

Thank you, Marco.

Bye, Marco. Of course, of course, of
course. Have fun, have fun.

That's a question mark.

I thought we were supposed to leave at 6
.30. No, I was ready.

We have to wait a half hour every night
for Pedro. Every night.

Oh, Lord, I don't have on panties.

I don't have on any underwear. I need
nothing crazy to happen tonight.

Nothing crazy.

Hold on, wait.

You have to go talk and play with Jesus.

But Jesus knows that this is a very
sensitive day.

I cannot have underwear. I did put on
double -nose pads because my nipples

to be big. Okay, that was for Jesus.

Yeah.

Okay,

this looks like we're in another
country.

Oh, yeah, this is like real.

Get ready, y 'all. Y 'all.

Oh, here we are outside again. I thought
we were going to be inside. I'm trying

to invite angels, so I wore my angels.

We made it. Look how cool that is.

It's 1790. Can you imagine?

Would you like a glass of champagne?

Awesome.

Wow. Where are we?

Eva, would you like a glass of
champagne? I would. Thank you.

Don't you like the way she knows your
name?

You're like, what?

What's your name?

Brianna. Brianna. Yes. Oh, there you go.
My daughter's name. And Jill, would you

like a glass of champagne?

Sure. Absolutely.

There's more where this came from. So
let me know when you're ready. Tonight

are at the Shaker Village.

And they were called the Shakers because
they would have these very...

kind of colorful and static mass where
they screamed.

They were Pentecostal. And then they
would shake out all the sins and shake

all the demons.

So they became known as the Shakers. But
what's interesting about this place, it

has the oldest gardens in Western Mass.
So they've been continuously going since

the Shakers settled. Wow.

Thank you, Mrs. Bentley. You're an
excellent tour guide, and you have been

week. You are. I'm going to tip you.
Thank you.

Now, I'll be sponsoring a beautiful trip
coming up in January, if you'd like to

sign up now.

Travels and trust and love and lifestyle
in Canada. Oh, my gosh. Are you

serious? Because I'm ready.

You're joking.

I'm pretty good. I'm going to. I would
totally go to that.

I would go.

Just don't yell at the people that go.

Just don't get so drunk that you make an
ass out of yourself in their house.

Trigger.

Beep. Beep. Beep. You need to back that
one up, Brandy. Back that up.

I don't think I've ever strode my ass in
someone else's house before.

Oh, go, go.

All righty.

I thought your ass up a few times here.
No, no. I was dancing with the girl, and

I just pulled up.

Here we go.

I didn't.

Pull my shirt up and twerk anywhere.

That was a shirt, right? No, it was a
dress.

Maybe for you. Miranda, let's be kind.

Absolutely. Well, I was just doing a
nice thing and she had to say that. It

a joke. Instead of being appreciative.

It was a joke. I said, just don't yell
at anyone.

And I said, just don't get outrageously
drunk and forget what you're doing and

pull your shirt up. Fat dress!

joke. I said, just don't yell at anyone.
And I said, just don't get outrageously

drunk and forget what you're doing and
pull your shirt up. Dress!

Sorry, dress.

Dress up. You need a spanking.

Why was that even necessary?

How about if we just enjoy our life? No,
but I want to know that why couldn't

you just keep it beautiful and nice for
me?

Why is Dorinda offended that Brandy says
stop yelling at people? I mean, that's

all she's done for six days.

You do yell.

They did what it is. It's our last night
together.

It would be nice to have ended that.
That's why I thought we could joke about

how far we've come. So you think in your
world, you think that's a nice thing?

You say that in your world when you go
to someone's house? If we've all gotten

through that and we're joking. Just
don't say it. Let's have a nice night.

You took the words out of my mouth. Can
we please have a nice night? Let's have

a nice night.

We're trying to invite Jesus in here.

I think Dorinda's a little sensitive
because she feels like she's been

Everyone has a trigger. Her trigger
might be a little bourbon. I don't know.

But, you know, she's got to chill
because it was funny.

I laughed.

You said it. My feelings are hurt. I'm
sorry. So that should be valid to you,

too. I'm sorry.

You know? I feel bad, but do we have to
have a belittling situation?

It's just too much.

Let's get on with the festivities.

Where's the lady with those peppers and
cheese? I know.

That is amazing.

It's a great time to come back here with
some cheese and tomato stuff.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back.

Okay, we should go in the bathroom.

So we're going to take four. The first
shift to the bathroom will be the first

four people. I'm going to grab this on
my way out. I'll definitely take that on

my way out.

I'll be right back. Oh, Lord, be
careful. Be careful.

Was that necessary to say to me after I
just got up and gave a speech?

You know, she's always been that way.
She just likes to be outrageous.

I personally don't think she was very
malicious. I don't think it's a nice way

to start the evening.

But we should not let this ruin our
night. No, no, no.

It's our last night together and I think
it should be an amazing night.

Nobody should believe crying.

Brandy's crying.

I said nobody should believe crying.

She's crying.

It was the timing.

It's always timing. And you did, by the
way. But she's crying.

I'm crying.

Well, for whatever reason. How do you
know she's crying? Because I saw her

crying. What's happening?

I don't know. I just, I don't want to do
that. I wanted to end. Like, I feel

like, I thought we last night we had
fun.

No, but you know what she likes.

She's right.

With my shirt dress.

Right.

Where's the restroom? Where is it?
Because I need to use it or I will be

swapping. Going the wrong way.

I need to see a blueprint somewhere.

It's over here. I just found it. So the
bathroom's here? I think I see a sign.

Excuse me, do you know where the ladies'
room is? Do you know where the ladies'

room is?

Sorry to bother you.

Is it that way? Follow you that way?
Now, this is crazy.

Out of all the people that are here, I
will look forward to going tomorrow.

kind of brandy because it's a lot of
work.

Brandy at high maintenance is the way
she's almost like having a teenager in

house again. Like, don't touch the stove
when she touches the stove. Don't play

with fire when she plays with fire. I
mean, she's a lot of fun, but she's

mischievous.

I'm not even going to feed into the
thing with Brandy. Please don't. Just

go. Please don't.

You're right. You're right. You're
right. I promise.

Leave on a good note. Yeah.

Have fun.

This is so crazy.

Where is this bathroom?

I don't even have to go.

I know you do. And if I didn't, I would
have to after this walk.

And if we make it right, we should be
back at Blue Stone Manor.

This is nuts. They have to have a golf
cart on this property.

We just walk back. All right, we're
going to follow her. You guys go first.

I'll go. I will go. Hold on. No, I
can't. I'm not going in there by myself.

Okay, I'll go with you. You have to,
like, make sure. I'll go with you. I'm

going to go with you.

We're good.

Okay. Post is clear. I will walk in with
you. That was a horrible check.

You didn't look over there.

That has toilet paper. I'm going to
stand right here and make sure nobody

in. Well, who going to come in?

Who out here?

Stop right there.

No one's allowed in here. Who's hiding
in the bathroom at Shaker Village yet? I

think a little bit too much.

Just saying, maybe.

you guys are where'd you go we went to a
little outhouse sort of thing no oh

it's not that we didn't want to come
back it was very it was like it was very

far the long walk actually did help
didn't help my bunions or my heels but

helped my soul do you

Ladies,

sorry to interrupt, but dinner is ready.
Whenever you're ready, you can follow

me.

Follow you? Yep, you're following me.
Okay, well, let's move it.

I'm ready.

All right.

This building is not in here. Okay, so
cool.

And then we are going down some stairs
as well.

No,

but this is tough.

Okay, we're going.

That's the big step. Where are we? This
way, you guys. Oh, you can smell the

cows.

We're all dressed up. We're walking
through a barn, and Dorinda's proud that

we're smelling cow manure.

My gentle nose cannot take too much more
of the stinky poop everywhere.

I thought there was a straighter way to
dinner, but somehow we got a whole farm

tour. I swear to God I don't smell a
thing.

It's beautiful.

Look. Wow.

This is so nice.

Eva,

you're over here?

Yeah, yeah.

Do you think there's a bathroom here?
No, it's a bathroom, and it's way back

there. Yeah, it's back there. Way back
there.

Does anyone need to go to the bathroom?

I'm holding it until I get to your
house.

No way. I got a body suit, and I got a
lot going on underneath. Okay, let me

I'm all good in here, but it'll be a
process of going potty.

Hilarious. I think I'd rather get a UTI
than walk alone with Dorinda to the

bathroom. Are you okay, Brandi? I'm
good. Okay.

I think I'm just tired.

And honestly, I love her. I don't want
to fight with her. And I thought, like,

we could all get a fight. We're not
fighting. Make it nice. Like it or not,

we're going to make it nice. We got to
have a good time tonight. It's our last

night. It's our best memory of the week.

Right, Jill? Absolutely.

So you guys are welcome to start.
There's some pumpkin soup. There's some

caramelized pumpkin in there, sunflower
seeds, and some vanilla creme fraiche in

the bottom. That was fast.

Why use the grater outdoors?

Did you use some hand sanitizer? I
couldn't be away from you for that long.

Did you use hand sanitizer?

Wow, that looks good.

We were talking about when everyone
came, kind of what we expected and then

we learned.

Did you think you'd laugh so much with
me? I did not think that, but we can

really crack a bet.

It was so much fun. So much fun.

We have laughed, laughed, laughed. This
one has been a great support system to

me from the day I was put, you know,
unpaused or fired or whatever you want

call it. And she's consistent.

I really love that I've learned so much
about how deep and committed your guys'

relationship is.

Vicki, I came in here and I didn't
really know you. I was a little bit, I

even intimidated because you are sort of
like this powerhouse and stuff.

And I was surprised by your
vulnerability.

For me, I'm just going to say for me, I
came in this not thinking we were going

to get as deep as we did. Yeah.

And, of course, Jill. Jill just comes to
everything she wants, and she wants to

make it nice for everyone.

She does.

She's a cheerleader of the group. She's
definitely of the make it nice group.

There is no no in Jill Zarin. Just for
clarification, it's not Zarin, it's

Zarin. For me,

it was the hardest thing for me to do
with Dorinda. I'm going to cry.

Because it's my biggest fear is
rejection.

Maybe for other people, not for me.

So I was scared to go there with you
because I thought you would reject me.

I'm so happy you didn't. You know I love
you. And I love you. I've loved you a

long time. We've been to each other's
funerals.

I mean, how many women can say here that
we've been to each other's funerals?

Oh, my God. We're all alive.

No, no, no. Not to each other. To each
other's husband's funeral.

That's real. Thank you for doing this.
But that's real. That's real. Well,

that's a huge accomplishment that you
guys have.

had. And you know who helped us so much
with that? I've got to give this girl a

shout out. Eva.

Absolutely. Eva, you should have been a
therapist.

Yeah.

You understand everyone.

Thank you for caring enough that you did
it. Because, you know, you could have

just been like, I'm not getting
involved.

You could have been that way. I'm not
getting involved.

And I appreciate you getting involved.
Thank you. Thank you.

In many, I think in many relationships
when Brandy and I have grown

tremendously. And I think you were
instrumental in that also.

And

Angelic down there was helpful as well.

Sexy angel.

I mean, what I do know is that anyone
that, you know, has had the opportunity

be a part of the franchise, there has to
be something very special about you.

But at the same time, very peculiar
about you as well.

And I just wanted to come and have a
good time and really connect on like a

sisterhood, a grown woman.

I just want to keep hanging out.

Overall,

I think we really got to know each
other. I think everyone gave, well, not

Vicki, but everyone pretty much gave
their all, and I think it turned out

good. I didn't know most of you going
in, so I went on your guys' Instagram.

Did you really? I tried to look at
yours, and I was blocked. You were

yeah. I was like, I wouldn't just see
you. But I got blocked.

since we've been here.

I absolutely love you.

Are you kidding? I love that I know
where I stand with you.

Yes. And I think that that is the best
thing in the world to know.

That misunderstood word is perfect for
her. You are fun. You are beautiful.

You are a good mom.

Thank you. I love Tamara. I feel like
we're supposed to be, like, at some

we're going to make out.

I don't know about that.

What I realized about Brandy is she
really just wants everybody to have fun.

Last night is a perfect example.

We were all sort of a little low energy,
but she was like, we're having fun.

Well, Dorinda, I want to say to you,
like, regardless of whatever just

I know I love everything about you. I
do. I think you're great.

Brandy, I love everything.

Give me a hug, Brandy. I will,
absolutely.

We didn't have known each other a long
time. Yeah. I know that.

Yeah. I don't know if I, and I know you
don't have bad intentions.

of shocked me that I've made new friends
because I can win people over because I

am fun but I will pop off don't get me
wrong this means I don't love them and

I'm not pulling a Dorinda she's going
through something and I will always be

here for her I'm really glad I came I
think I learned a lot about myself I

always do and I'm so grateful to Dorinda
and so appreciative for you opening up

your home

It's magnificent.

But more than that, you know, you made
me feel very, in spite of our issue, you

made me feel very welcome. And I think
you made all of us feel very welcome.

Try. I'm going to give Dorinda a little
bit of a hall pass because she did have

a lot of people in her home.

But I think if we go on another trip, we
go to a neutral place. And therefore,

nobody's going to be the boss of
anybody.

We're not children.

We're adult women. They know how to act
at things. That's right. And we're

guests of Ventford Hall. You're guests
of mine.

No shoes upstairs, no food or beverage
upstairs.

No, you don't got it, because if
something goes wrong, then you're going

a very large bill.

You should have gotten out there, you
should have joined us, and you should

shown me respect as the hostess.

I was just hoping that when we got here,
we chose to take the opportunity to get

to know each other and really show the
world what sisterhood looks like. Well,

we could not have done it without you.
That's for sure. We could have done it

without everyone. To the ex -wife club.

To the ex -wife club. Ex -wife club.

Woo!

Damn. All right, girl. You know, I
thought after...

We have the reading of the actual word
at the wine tasting.

So the prayer for this is, Father, I
need you. I know that no matter what

happens and no matter how things turn
out, it's a win for me. Because all

are working together.

Father, I thank you. Amen.

Amen. I called my friend that actually
wrote the book.

Oh, my God. And he signed everyone a
copy.

Oh, thank you so much.

Yes. Thank you.

To you guys. A Bible. I don't even have
the original. Here is a signed copy,

autographed for you guys, and a Bible. I
can't even believe it. So if you don't

know God, maybe you can get to know him.
You did not just give everybody a

Bible. I live this entire moment.

I'm a Jewish girl, and I know who I am,
but I love.

All religions, because they all do the
same thing for people, and that's bring

them closer to God. I invited one of my
good friends, Bishop Hezekiah Walker, to

just do a blessing and do a little mini
service with us. He is multi -Grammy

award -winning producer, composer,
singer.

He's pastor of the New Life Church in
New York. So he is ready for us.

Yay! I understand people have different
beliefs, but I think that all of us

understand that there's a higher power.

And so I'm ecstatic that Bishop Walker
could come and we could sing, we could

pray, church on a weeknight.

Yes! Hallelujah!

So good to see all of you.

You look beautiful.

You all are wonderful.

And we're just happy to be here. This is
a worship moment. Yeah!

The world loves what you do. So do I.

You know, sometimes we have a lot on the
outside. We have finances, cars, and

big homes.

But do you not know you can have all of
that and not have inner peace?

That's right. Nobody would ever know the
kind of peace that you have on the

inside. God wants to put this inner
peace in you. It's not fame, but you

something on the inside.

I see some of you with tears in your
eyes, but listen, I promise you, those

tears will turn into joy.

Now, since we feel like we're in church,
look at each other and say, it's going

to get better. It's going to get better.
Grab your hand. Come on.

Grab your hand. Come on.

I feel the Holy Spirit inside of me
right now. I feel I can conquer the

I'm going to go back to Orange County,
and I got this.

Thank you. I needed this. I needed to
hear these words. You have no idea.

Tonight's like magic. We're just all
being transformed thanks to Phaedra.

going to get so better.

Even though I'm Catholic by how I was
raised, I just believe in church.

This is exactly what we need.

I mean, it was the most beautiful
service I've ever been in. And the

everybody there, there was so much love.
It was the perfect ending to a perfect

week. Well, I wouldn't say the week was
perfect, but we needed that.

What we needed was to connect on a
spiritual level, to remind us as women

we are such powerful beings.

And together, that is our strength. And
to have that hope for another day. Ah, I

get chills thinking about it. Ah, most
amazing night.

Our last morning.

Marco, it's our last morning goodbye.

Good morning, goodbye.

Oh, my gosh, I can't believe the day is
here. It's time for everyone to go. The

good news is we got to where we needed
to be.

Thank you for everything. Yeah,
absolutely.

You've been amazing. I'm going to put
these out for everybody, a couple

a couple candles, just to take home for
everyone.

I hate when things end because I know
that I may never see some of these girls

again. That's just the reality of life,
you know.

I don't know if I could ever do this
again.

I just don't know. But I'll never say
never.

My name is Marco Antonio Vega, and I
guess until next time, Real Housewives,

thanks. It's been real, and this is the
shirt.

If you want it.

You can reach out to me and Venmo me the
$100. Brandy said she was going to pay

for it, but we both know that that's not
going to happen.

Ven?

Hi, girl.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Oh, my God, you guys are, like, full
of... Wait, we can have coffee up here?

so excited.

You know what? I decided to break the
rules.

That's better than dancing, really.

This is better than dancing.

I need someone to push it or sit on it.

Do I have to carry this down?

I'm not carrying this down, am I? You're
going to get on the bed?

Oh, my God.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Oh, child.

That's how I broke my nail.

I'm not carrying it.

I can't carry it. Too heavy. I'm not
going to hurt myself.

Thank you.

All you do.

Thank you.

I have to run back and pack my stuff.
All right.

I'm almost done, ladies. I'm almost
done, too. The cookout is always there

you need them.

Come on, everyone. Come on down.

Would someone take a picture of us,
please?

Like any good company, I'm happy to see
them come. I'm thrilled to see them go.

But I'm proud of our week together.

These are going to be my sisters out
there forever now.

I really connected with everyone.

I plan to keep in touch.

I plan to go to their big houses.

Get me a little free vacay.

I'm going to develop a relationship with
every one of these ladies, whether they

like it or not.

That looks great on you. Is that a dress
or a shirt?

That's a shirt with shorts. Okay. I'm
just joking.

Bye, Dorinda.

See you in New York. We did make it,
didn't we?

You made it so nice.

Is our luggage in there? Going home.

I hope so.

Bye, baby.

Till next time. Till next time.

I think I'll do another girl's trip. I
would absolutely do it again. I

absolutely would do this again. I would
a thousand percent do this again.

I don't know if I could ever do this
again.

I just don't know.

Oh, yeah. I would love to do this again,
honey. This has been a great

experience. I would absolutely do it
again. I will not do it again. No. That

fun. But no.

I think Bluestone Manor is a great place
to host the housewife.

And I think I'm a fantastic hostess.

That's why I make it nice.

Always.

It's just me and Lannigan.

All right.

That's it. That's a wrap.