All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.Ultimate.Girls.TripS02E6

You know what? To be honest, I couldn't
tell you exactly how many days in we

are. Day four?

Five?

Things have been consistently crazy.

Friendships have shifted.

Move over.

How have you supported me for years?
Tell me.

And I thought she loved me. But clearly
not.

Relationships are being strained. Do you
know what? There's a lot of conflict

going on with eight women. The only
underlining conflict is you.

It's fascinating how quickly they can
resolve conflict.

I'm sorry.

So can we do a do -over?

We'll do a do -over. All right.

Do -over.

Check the footage, man.

Check the footage. I'm just trying to do
my best.

Who is up? Anybody?

No one's up?

I rarely ever get hungover, but I
couldn't shake it this morning.

But I don't care. Who cares? I came here
because you invited me. If you say the

word thirsty, have a drink. Why don't
you have a drink with that word thirsty?

You're thirsty? Have a drink.

Don't call me thirsty, honey. Okay.

I mean, I was crazy.

I know, but...

It's a reset to a new day.

Last night got so negative, so dark. But
I just feel like with Jill that I

understand it now. If there was anything
that came good out of last night, it

was that topic.

It's been worked through.

Absolutely. Dorinda, I don't want to
fight with you. I don't want to fight

you either.

And I disrespected you in your house,
and I am sorry.

Thank you. Yay!

This is ridiculousness.

It's ridiculousness.

And she misses you, and she wants your
friendship. You know, she has... But to

tell you the truth, I never felt like I
wasn't a friend to her. But obviously I

wasn't. And I'm going to make an effort
more of an effort. I know you are. But I

think she wrote me a nice text saying
she's happy.

We hugged it out, which was good. That's
good.

I want to leave on a... Not a good note.
I want to leave on a great note with

Jill. The only person I have to now
really make right after I feel a little

better and get my head around it is
Brandy.

Would you like an itinerary for the day?
Oh, my gosh. Take a little bit of a

look. We're going to have breakfast. You
can grab it whenever.

And then this afternoon, we're going to
do a winery. We're going to head to a

winery. We're going to hope to leave at
1.

I want to know who picked wine as an
activity.

Are you kidding me?

The opportunity for disaster is about to
happen.

And then tonight, we're having Christmas
in September. I know, and I've got this

great dress for the first leave.

I am beyond excited.

Hooker chic.

Let me try to get people awake.

Good morning, Jill.

Ladies.

See you in two seconds. Let's start with
a hug. You made it nice.

Let's start with a hug.

I decided every morning I'm going to hug
you.

You know I'm a hugger. I love that.
Every morning.

I need some energy.

Morning. Morning, how are you?

You look pretty.

sloppy drunk, and she went after me when
I walked away two times.

How about if your son died?

Whoa! We don't go there.

Bitch, get out of my face right now.

I'm saying it right now because you
referenced my fucking child.

We're not going to get up today and,
like, brush this off and be like, hey,

Dorinda, good morning.

We're going to have a fucking
conversation.

Because normally I can let you go, but
don't talk about my kids.

I really was saying to Eva that I really
had no idea that,

A, you were even that interested in me,
to tell you the truth. Yeah, I always

knew we were friends.

Really? And here's the thing I think
that people don't get about me. I'm

actually not that social.

You said that, and I'm listening to you.
I'm learning that. I'm really not.

Like, if I don't go out in life, I
absolutely have to go. Otherwise, I stay

home.

Do you think that I could have a couple
eggs?

Mm -hmm. Your family?

Sure, but very well done.

Good morning, Taylor.

Hi, darling. How are you? I'm doing
well. How are you?

Good. What time did you guys get home
last night? Pretty late, right?

Yeah, I think so.

I don't even know.

It's so, so off.

California time, you know? I actually
don't do well in big groups. I know. And

don't think of that. I have to put
myself in other people's shoes and say,

know, it's not all about me. And
definitely I'll be much more aware of us

spending time together if we're even in
New York at the same time. Yeah.

We cleared the air. Live by your truth.
I didn't talk to you on the day of your

funeral. We were filming because you
made us film that day.

I think we finally got it out on the
table in front of witnesses about

Halloween, about the funeral, and now we
can start over.

And we'll see where it goes from there.

So what happened last night, I had to go
straight to bed.

On the way home, she seemed to be calm,
and then Vicki was on her social media

or something, and she's like, oh, on
social media? Oh, it was that. And she's

like, oh, Steve's daughter's birthday.

I'm wishing her a happy birthday. Why
would you do that? And she went off on

her. I must wish Steve's daughter a
beautiful birthday today. Don't. I

miss it. Don't do that. Don't say that
to me.

She's close to his kids.

Yeah. Don't do it. Don't do it. You're
not together anymore.

Well, I'll tell you one thing. Nobody's
going to tell me what to do with my age.

It makes you look like you love him more
than he loves you.

She cuts people out of lives. I know.

I've really seen it in my life. Whatever
works for her may not work for you.

Right. None of her business.

Right. Stay out of it.

And you can't reason with her. No. I had
to walk away when Dorinda involved

herself. Taylor, we'll talk hopefully
later.

I just don't want to start the day this
way. We'll have some coffee first.

Yes. But I started seeing red, and it
was just, it was belligerent. It really

was. She can't just come in here and go,
okay, guys, it was bad. I'm over it.

We're all over it. I'm not. No.

She's done it every day, and that's
fine. But this is a little bit bigger.

I want to talk about my children. You
know, they're my entire world.

I just feel that Jarenda says and then
apologizes and she thinks it's all

better. You can't just put a band -aid
on and be like, oh, okay, it's fine. I

was drunk. I was stupid.

Sorry. It doesn't work like that.

I feel like everybody needs to speak up
at this point. Yeah.

Hi, you're awake.

Hi. How are you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good.

I love you. I love you, too.

I'm sorry if I say anything hurtful, but
I was just saying to Jill, like, I

don't like people talking about
Richard's death. I think it's

I think Taylor's still angry about the
first night we were here when you were

talking about her suicide. But that's
between Taylor and I. You know what I

mean? I know. That doesn't excuse your
behavior.

Yeah, so I'm apologizing.

And I used the wrong reference.

I've just met someone.

You referenced my son.

No, I know. I said, imagine if. And I
should have said, imagine if someone

in your life. That's not what you said.
I know. And I apologize for that. I

should have said, if someone in your
life, I should have said. Or someone in

life. No, you shouldn't have said
anything. Because if I did not involve

I'll talk to Taylor.

We're going to talk later between the
two of us. But I was wrong. And I

apologize for that.

Why are you so mad?

It's happening every day with one of us.
Well, no, I think that what happened

with Joe is very different. You know, we
talked it through and we're good. Last

night, I definitely drank too much.
Maybe less drinking today.

Yeah. We're going to a winery.

I'm feeling sort of sad. I'm feeling
disgusted with myself. I'm feeling like

this week has been a failure. You know,
I feel like all my intentions for a good

week is screwed up. And I really did try
hard.

To make it nice.

Okay, let me go upstairs.

You just can't come and make it. It
doesn't just go away that quickly.

You can only say sorry so much.

You just got to get to the root of the
problem.

How about I love you?

Oh, I love you. Good morning.

Good morning. Can I show you some orange
juice, please?

How'd you guys sleep?

I slept good.

Did you sleep?

Mm -hmm. So how are we going to bring
the morale up around here?

Pray. Pray.

No alcohol.

I'm drinking.

Listen, these women can do whatever it
is they want to do. It's their retreat.

It's my vacation.

Drinking's happening.

Come on.

Tangerine. Is it peaches?

It's not peaches. Come on. You better
sit upstairs praying for all these

Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying, you got to
bless this room, bless this house, bless

these people.

I'm hoping everybody can let the new day
be new and not continue to rehab things

from a decade ago, a day ago.

There's too many bitter Bettys out here
just holding on to yesteryear, honey.

Get over it. Change your panties.

What's happening at this winery today?

Actually, I didn't arrange the winery. I
actually arranged the winery. The non

-wine. We know it's going to a winery.
All right.

Let's go.

So we're going to go. We're going to
have fun. We're going to, y 'all going

get drunk, but we're going to be nice.

Say that again.

Y 'all can get drunk, but we're going to
be so nice. We're going to be friendly.

We're not going to hit below the belt.
We're going to have a good time.

After last night's drunken escapades, I
would be taking them to indulge in wine.

But today is a tasting day, not drink
till you drop.

We're going to have a good time. We have
a good time. And this intention really

needs to be set because we are going to
go have cocktails and hit them below the

belt. No, no more. No more.

We have to not excuse I was upset or she
made me mad or I had a drink. Like,

this is not a preschool class. We are
all adults. And if we can't hold our

we're all going to drink it. You cannot
keep cutting people down and going deep

below the belt.

I've never been around that. This is
bizarre to me.

Ditto. No, but that wasn't just me. I
don't really care. Just shut up. I know,

but then everybody said that we felt
like she wasn't engaged.

I feel very targeted by Dorinda. Stop
being the victim.

I'm not being the victim. The first
thing you say when you come to my house

I'm in a bad place.

What?

We don't want to hear it. We're not
talking about anything. We're not your

children. You can't tell us what to do.
Just back off.

But I did feel like she was getting
better with the days. We all said it. We

the conversation.

Getting better.

I have been talking to you about Steve
for days. I won't tell you anything

anymore about my relationship. How's
that?

Shut up.

Let me be me.

I have been talking to you about Steve
for days. I won't tell you anything

anymore about my relationship. How's
that? Because now it's coming back. It's

hitting me in the face.

Well, I got the winery. You could just
have some glasses of wine.

Thank you.

I'm going to run up, do my podcast.

I'll be down in an hour.

You told us last night today was
canceled.

That's what you told us.

You can't cancel Christmas.

I don't know if you remember, but she
can't.

on Christmas last night.

Everyone should do what they want to do
tomorrow because I don't want to do

anything. What do you mean? Why don't
you just sleep in tomorrow?

Let us manage.

No, I'm not doing anything tomorrow.

Figure it out. I'm going to cancel
everything that I plan tomorrow on my

Oh, no. You guys do whatever you want to
do tomorrow. Come on.

But hey, Christmas is back on. Bring on
the presents.

I was on Martini Scrooge last night, and
I canceled Christmas, but we're back

on. How could anyone leave Bluestone
Manor without experiencing all that is

Christmas with Dorinda Benson?

Oh, winter wonderland at Dorinda's.
We've outdone ourselves.

Oh, my God. I did a whole sort of old
world meets new world meets kitsch. Wow,

love it. I mean, it's a whole nother
level.

Everything okay?

Yeah. I'm glad you spoke up. I can't
take it.

I can't take it anymore.

I don't want to do this anymore.

I feel like I can't take my mind off it.
I feel like she's going to start

yelling if you have an opinion, and
that's not what happened.

We're all going to die.

We're all going to die, and that's why
life is so precious to me, because we're

all going to die, and I don't know when
it's going to happen, but you experience

joy every day you can.

Nobody talks about death as much as
Vicki.

You know what's going to be sad is one
day when one of us dies.

Don't go there.

Would you stop?

What's going to happen with this? Listen
to me. Just be grateful that we have

our health and our families and move on
from there and be positive.

Did you have too much champagne?

Oh, I didn't drink at all. I just feel
like it's an emotional moment.

She's just such a Debbie Downer. She's a
Debbie Downer. If I died right now, you

guys, I want you all to know, you tell
everybody that she died sad.

Sad. She died sad.

And she died of a broken heart. Because
you know what? I want to die with joy in

my heart.

You're not going to die. I ain't going
to let you because that's not going to

the legacy. She died sad.

She died sad.

We're going to put that on your
tombstone. She died sad.

Yes?

Taylor? Oh, hi, honey. Hi, honey. I
haven't been up here.

You haven't? No. I've been to my little
purse.

So nice, isn't it? How do you feel
today?

Tired today.

Like, emotionally drained a little bit
today.

Well, it's like a catharsis, I think. I
think with Brandy, she's come a long way

since I got here. But then last night,
out of nowhere, and if you saw your

I mean, if I had a mirror, you would
have been like, who is that? Did you

as though that was your job?

No.

No, I'm not saying that. To tell the
whole world.

That a mother, that a mother.

No, I'm not finished.

No, no, I'm not finished. And it was
almost like poking her to get her back

where she was a few days ago.

Taylor flipped a weird switch last
night. I don't even know who she was

night. She went in, and I was like, what
is, I thought we were fine.

I regret going low.

I do. I just didn't, I was caught off
guard.

Like, that's the truth. I think we were
all caught off guard. But I really

respect that she got up and walked away.

Yes, I agree with that. And I obviously
have unresolved issues with her. And

it's something that I'm just going to
have to swallow and be the grown -up

person that I want to be and not let
myself get to a Brandy level.

Brandy hurts people. And she thinks that
she can just pass it off with an

apology. But there are some things that
you can't cure just by saying, I'm

sorry. And I do need to talk to Brandy
for a couple minutes today. But other

than that, I just want it to be super
fun.

Go to a winery. Phaedra planned all
this, which is kind of ironic because

Phaedra really doesn't drink.

Hello. I'm going to taste, though. Yeah,
I can taste. Because you can taste and

spit.

I might taste and swallow. It's okay.

Oh, okay.

All right. We got to go.

I'm going to work for an hour.

All right.

All right. I'll see you guys in a bit.
Bye.

All right. I'm going to go get my
workout on. Okay.

Look out for me.

Do you work out every day?

Usually. What do you like to do?

Well, I like to hike. I do hiking and
prancing. You know, run, prance, walk a

little bit, you know.

You don't really talk about yourself
very much, like what's going on in your

life. Like, everybody knows what's going
on in Jill's life. She'll tell you

every business.

All the time. I guess.

I'm private.

She's kind of been a little bit of an
observer.

She hasn't really been very open about
who she is and what's going on in her

life. She's very zen.

She's very sweet.

But she doesn't really say much.

It sounds like you have a man. Tell me
about him. He's a physician.

Okay. All right.

And it's been four months, right?

Yeah. I mean, he's a good guy.

You're not sure he's the one? Well, I
mean, I don't know.

You've thrown love out there.

Have your boys met him yet?

Yes, they've met him. He's really good
with children.

And he's been calling me every night to
just encourage me. He told me he loved

me. And so it's been really sweet.

How long have you been divorced?

Oh, I've been divorced since. I had
divorced twice, so.

You've been divorced twice?

From the same person.

What? yeah i didn't know that yeah like
wait tell me yeah um our divorce was

final and he appealed it and they
granted the appeal that only happens one

percent of the time so i'm on what
grounds do you appeal it i don't want a

divorce is that the ground basically
yeah and so i didn't know you could do

so when people talk about getting
married i'm good i don't know if i want

into a marital situation let's have some
fun then you go home and pee on your

own toilet i like my bidet Crystal clean
and fresh.

Do you think that has made you more
cautious about getting married because

went through a divorce?

Yeah. You never really know anyone until
you're in a divorce. You know them when

you divorce them. That's for sure. Oh,
you know them when you divorce them.

Yeah. I went through a time in my life
where I was going through a divorce.

It got ugly.

And I was an angry person.

And not to take it back to Dorinda, but
I can't help but think that she's very,

very unhappy.

She gets defensive any time you bring up
the fact that she has kind of pounced

on certain people on this trip. And it's
a daily event at this point. When she

apologized to Brandy, Brandy says,
you've been doing this every day. She's

no, I haven't. And she has.

Yep. She has.

I would love to sit down with her and
say, listen.

You're not acting right. Like, you can't
do this. And this is how the people

feel. But I don't think she's going to
listen to me. I think she's going to

at me.

I mean, I don't know if you feel the
same way that I feel and others feel in

house. But I really honestly think that
you are such a voice of reason. And

you're so soft -spoken and so kind with
your words. And I think that Dorinda

will listen to you.

Because I don't know that I can go
through another two days of this.

I want to refocus the group because we
only have two days left.

And so I don't want us to leave feeling
like we're in another hot box.

Hot box might not be the right word
because I think hot box might mean

right? Does anybody know?

Oh, Jesus.

With Eva, it might have been a hot box.

I feel like you get your words out
better than I would.

Or Brandy.

Or Vicki.

Let's go back and get ready. We have the
winery.

Winery. More alcohol.

Vicki looks hot.

Vicki looks good. Vicki is ready to have
fun.

Thank you for putting this together, Ms.
Pedro.

Wow.

I need to hold on. I told you I'm not
falling over. Come here. All right, all

right. Grab her arm. God, Brandi, those
are dangerous.

Wow, this is beautiful.

We are so lucky.

Are you going to have a little? I am.

I am? I am. Will you sit this way?
Because I didn't see you guys for like a

whole hour. I don't sit across, right?
Not at all.

You know, if you want me to give you my
nail lady, she's right behind you.

No,

I'm good.

There's a lot of people at this table.
Why do I get stuck next to Dorinda?

I don't want her picking on me.

Ladies, are you ready for a little
tasting today?

Yeah. We have four wines all made here,
and we have a big cellar barrel room

right under you. So if you get thirsty
later on, we can make a trip down there

and sample some extra wines.

Before we start drinking, I want to have
a sober moment.

And so I want us to just start over
today, be responsible for what we

say, how we behave.

Being the church lady I am, I brought my
favorite book, and I said, I'm going to

just open it up. And wherever it falls,
that's what God intended for us to read.

Oh, wow, that's awesome.

In my life, prayer and meditation is
paramount. And so I'm hoping introducing

them to my favorite book of prayers will
hopefully give them a new perspective

because what we've been doing is
definitely not working.

So the prayer for this is, Father, I
need you.

I choose the joy of the Lord even though
my flesh wants me to break down in a

fit of disappointment and depression.

So I lift up my head even though I don't
feel like it.

I choose to trust you even though I'm
fighting my flesh and struggling to hold

on to what I believe. I know that no
matter what happens and no matter how

things turn out, it's a win for me.

Because all things are working together.

Father, I thank you. Amen.

Amen. And I didn't read this. I just
opened it. But it just touches me

you know, on the show we see so much
ugly. And when we are fighting about

that is so petty, it's a teaching
moment.

Because it's really in the valleys that
you grow.

And so you have to know, Dorinda, this
is a moment for you to learn from.

You know, and so you got, you know, all
of us like Brandy, I see growth in all

of us.

Phaedra, a blessing. It couldn't have
come at a better time, you know, and it

kind of just settled me down a little
bit. So I'm thankful for that.

And I feel so good that we're talking
about the fact that Jill and I were able

to, I was able to understand.

what was going on and what I wasn't
doing and what I wasn't giving to you.

Because as I said to Eva, I had no idea.

So now that I can see clear about it, I
can fix it.

So ladies, this is a vignette, white
grape originating in France.

Really nice floral notes, kind of some
honeysuckle notes.

Some Sauvignon Blanc, okay? This is our
Bayeux Bayeux Sauvignon Blanc. This is a

tribute to our owner, Christian and
Donna's love.

Till death do they part.

We're not allowed to talk about that.

Oh my God.

Okay, we are only knowing each other
because we all filmed the housewives of

cities, right?

So talk to me about, Phaedra, you're
going to go first, your departure story.

I'm not doing that. Just accepted and
good? You're not going to do that. I'm

not. My departure was a crock of BS.

Phaedra told me that Candy said that.

You said that I wanted to drug her. I
did not say it. The lies. There you go.

The lies. I'm telling you.

There's always two sides to every story,
and then there's the truth.

And let's just say there was only one
side that was heard.

It was very lucky because I think I got
put on pause during COVID.

I feel like you're slightly in denial
with the pause situation.

Well, that's what Dr. Andy calls it.
Yeah, I feel like that's a key, fun word

for fired.

I think Dorinda's pissed that she got
fired. And honestly, I love Dorinda. I

really do.

I'm worried about her. I feel like I
went through exactly what you're going

through now.

I was drinking too much. I was
depressed. I was popping off and angry

reason. I don't really drink.

Okay, let me just say this. People are
rooting for you.

People love you. And they want to see
season one, two, and three, Dorinda.

they're seeing now in the house.

You'll be put on pause forever if you
continue this behavior.

I promise. I did it. I did it first.

She needs to hear this and not just be
like, I love you. I love you. We love

each other. But you need to hear this
before someone ends up in jail.

We're talking about the show. What is
everybody's most?

memorable, fun memory of being on the
show? I have so many. I have so many,

There was one scene when we were all
dancing in Vegas, and we had been

some tension, and we were all just
dancing, and we were having fun again.

So maybe that's how I... Camille was
dancing. Yeah. Well, she was doing

something extra, but... Yeah, yeah.

She does know how to do that.

Well, that was pretty good, actually.

That was so good!

That was Camille. That was Camille to a
T.

What is your most memorable moment? I
would say when I got engaged.

Were you

marrying me?

My favorite time was when everybody came
up to the Berkshires for the first

time. This is spectacular.

I want to name this place. I never named
it. Oh, Dorinda, this is going to be

called Bluestone Manor.

I like manor for sure.

That was my name. I think for me, it was
when my kids were younger. I surprised

Michael at college.

There were so many happy moments of just
incredible family stuff.

So Eva, what is your happy moment?

I have two.

Getting married because it was one of
the most beautiful moments of my life.

That is the big one. And then when my
husband changed my daughter's name,

it was her legal name change.

It is hereby decreed that the name of my
new child, Marley Ray McCall, change to

Marley Ray Sterling.

It blew my mind.

Well, I was on a lot less than all of
you. So I would say anything that had...

How many years were you on? I was on for
four.

That's a lot. I run.

Morocco was my favorite trip of all.
Well, if you guys were on camels...

children!

What is it? It's not for the bite. It
feels good. It's cool.

I had a ton of fun when I was friends
with Lisa

Vanderpump. We had a ton of fun on and
off camera.

So

my

favorite moment is probably the birth,
both births of my two kids. They were

both born right on television.

And I loved when you were doing the
funeral home stuff. I don't know. I just

found it so fascinating.

I might want it a little more fancy.

She loves

it. Like, imagine losing someone. Like,
you want someone that

loves this and appreciates it, too. And
has this gentle delivery.

She should give classes that are called
gentle delivery.

Not dental delivery.

What?

Can you wait one minute? I want to tell
you something that I realized.

Let's sit on the bench over here. Okay.
Right? Yes.

The thing about Phaedra sort of calling
me out a bit, I love it because she does

it from a place of love.

And my heart spoke to me and said, this
is a great opportunity to bond with

Vicky. I am not a bad person. I've
admired you for so long on the show. But

I realized you are so much more
vulnerable than I expected.

I'm more angry for you than you are for
you. And that's making me angry because

I'm like, you deserve.

You're beautiful. You're successful.

You have children that are successful.
You have a life. And then to see you be

miserable about things.

So I got confused. So if I have not
supported you, I need you to look at me.

am sorry for that.

I think you could walk in the world and
have pretty much anyone you want.

One of the things I said the other night
was abandonment and fear and being

alone is one of my biggest things. When
I came here, as you know, I was coming

off being sick.

And when I'm not happy, I can't freaking
fake open it up. And I get that now.

And I didn't get that. And I apologize
because I think I was taking it

personally.

She's not appreciating everything. She
doesn't like the place.

That's not at all. I'm not in a good
place. I'm not feeling confident of who

am. I was wrong. Most people say I'm
more sensitive than they ever could

imagine.

Oh, my God.

So thank you for saying that because
this turned the page for me with you. I

it all wrong.

I think I'm being offended, but she's
got nothing to do with me.

You know what I mean?

Bless your heart.

Thank you. That was a big deal for you.
Wow.

To admit it and see it and feel it.
Okay, yeah. Come on, ladies.

Come on, come on. Wherever you ladies.

I'll go on this end. You go on that end.

What I loved about watching Vicki on The
Housewives of Orange County, I was a

woman raising a daughter on my own. And
I looked up to her in the way that, you

know, she seemed to be strong and ran
her own business and very much a good

mother. Bad on me to try to force what I
think is right for a woman on her.

I really am proud of Dorinda that she
came up to me and it's her first genuine

apology and I'm going to accept it. I
don't want problems. For what?

Because she thought I was strong and I
was weak at the further weak.

That's ridiculous not to like me for
that.

Come on. Are you taking them off for
real? I have to. No, I got you. Come on.

No, no, because this heel is not. I got
you. Come on. Get on my back. I'm

heavier than I look. I'm all muscle.

I'm really strong. I won't fuck a bitch
up.

Bitch up. This is what this vacation was
all about.

Getting along, being friends,
recognizing that while we are all very

we are really very much the same.

I'm still drink drunk.

Drink drunk. Let's go.

We need to have like a nice night at the
house. A nice night.

A good night.

It's Christmas. You can't fight on
Jesus' birthday.

Okay.

Thank you. Right here. Thank you.

I like that jacket. Fabulous afternoon.
Thank you, Phaedra. Thank you for

participating.

Hello.

That was great.

So fun.

We are tired.

Well, let's get ready. We have
Christmas.

So let's put this in here in the
theater.

Christmas in September.

Should we put that light on?

I run my holiday decorations like a
small sub -business.

So I have a group of people that come,
and then I have another group of people

that literally come and organize it.
I've got some pretty big surprises for

girls. I mean, I had to do Christmas for
the girls because Christmas is my

thing. Where are you at? It's already
underwear on the floor.

Probably not the best one for television
to see. If there's any place I'd want

to be on Christmas, it would be at Blue
Star Manor. Now we just have to have the

right attitude and the right amount of
alcohol, and we'll be good.

Marco! Oh, Jill. Oh, you're matching in
your Christmas plaid. My Christmas

plaid, here you go. Thank you, my love.

This is not wrapped.

I didn't wrap it. I didn't have time.

It came the day before I was heading
out. I'm just going to go like this.

Horrible.

I have a lot of Christmas dreams.

Christmas at Bluestone Manor is
always... It's a Christmas spectacular.

How cute!

This is completely, completely the North
Pole.

Where do you put this? Like, seriously.

And how many boxes can you have in your
garage that say Christmas?

Merry Christmas in September, Eva. Merry
Christmas in September, Marco.

Can I get you something to drink? We do
have, like, a Christmas drink we're

going with. We're calling it...
Christmas cheer.

Okay. It's Prosecco, vodka, and
cranberry.

I would like vodka, cranberry, no
Prosecco. You got it. No problem.

We can all use some Christmas cheer,
even in September.

Hi, lady.

How are you?

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

I like that dress.

Oh, it's the one thing that, you know,
it's not great about being Jewish. We

don't get Christmas, right?

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Ho, ho, ho. Hello.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Thank you.

We got Christmas trees. We got presents.
We got wreaths. I mean, I don't know

why she wants to have Christmas in
September. There's so many things that

could have done.

I like the idea of having Christmas in
September.

September, October, November, December,
January.

Let's just celebrate.

So we're waiting for Faye. She's going
to make an entrance. I cannot wait.

I feel like she's going to have a gown.

There will absolutely be a gown. I'm
predicting.

I'm predicting red.

And green.

They say Christmas and be fabulous, so I
am a fabulous Mrs. Claus.

I'm giving you fur, formal, fab.

Get into it. So fabulous.

No one has on red.

Am I the only person that really got
into the theme?

I'm my Christmas tree, you see?

I'm going to stall your tuna tats out.
Have you worn this out yet?

first outing. Did you, have you bought,
I mean, have you worn that dress before?

No, I bought it for the reunion.

Oh. Yes, it's my reunion dress. I got
canceled the morning of. Oh, God. You

canceled on the reunion. I didn't know
that. On the morning of. Now, if you had

been a part of the reunion, what would
you have most wanted to ask or say to

Denise?

You know, I think that

I said what I said. I spoke the truth. I
haven't seen her since. I haven't had a

conversation with her since. And I just
want to sit down with her and be like,

listen, we were both drunk. It happened.
And if Aaron doesn't care, why are we

making a big deal out of this?

She kind of hit it and quit it. And it
kind of broke my heart. I didn't hit it

and quit it. No, it's fine. No, I'm
saying I'm a booty.

When before she got married, after she
got married, she was already married to

Aaron. Yeah. I don't know why she would
lie about it.

You know, and Denise was married to
Charlie Sheen, and he had a very sort of

eclectic sex life. So who knows? Who
knows? Who knows? You never know what

on behind closed doors.

You know what? It's because she forgot
to get her eyebrows waxed. You know

She's got good eyebrows, too.

I'm learning a lot about Denise Richards
that I never wanted to know.

Denise Gay, shall we call her?

Brandy Gay?

Taco Gay?

She actually called me when that went
down.

Hold on. Do you know her?

I do know her. I've known her for about
10 years. Oh, wow.

And she said, this is what's happening.
You've been on the show for many years.

What do I do?

And I said, if it's not true, then just
say no, but don't give it that much

life. If you're going to fight it, it's
going to make you look guilty.

If you keep fighting and fighting and
fighting, she goes, I go, did you do it?

And she said, no, I did not do it.

And I said, are you sure you didn't do
it? She's like, no, I swear to you, it

never happened.

Brandy is lying.

She completely denied it.

Completely denied it. I have a question.
Tamara, when Denise called you to say

that, did you believe her or Brandy?

Tamara, when Denise called you to say
that, did you believe her or Brandy?

Tell the truth. I don't... I believe
Janay.

Whatever. I just hate that you got the
rap for that. But you just said you

believed Denise and not Brandy. I said I
believe Brandy. Oh, you just said

Denise. You did.

Tell the truth. I don't... I believe
Janay.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was going to say this.

No, no, I'm sorry. I misspoke. When you
ask me who do I believe, I believe

Brandy. I'm sorry. I misspoke. Oh, my
God. I love you so much, Tamara.

Everyone knew it.

But you didn't really know Brandy, and
you know the name.

Something happened at BravoCon.

Oh, what happened?

Say it. Oh, my God. Say it. Who is it
involved?

Brandy?

Now I have to know. Exactly, me too.

She hit on me, too.

I knew it! I was saying!

Well, it's more than that. Stop kidding
me. She kept sending me text messages,

wanting me to go to her room. Yes! Oh,
my goodness!

And I'm like, honey, I'm married.

I'm married.

This whole Denise Richards thing is a
big shock. This is...

Huge. I mean, talk about doubling down,
vindicating my branding.

I think she called me because she knew
what happened, and she was afraid that,

don't know, maybe I would say something.

Clearly, I am right now.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Well, I appreciate that. Thank you for
telling me that. I feel like Denise

Richards is a very sexual soul, which
she should be.

gorgeous. And I've had my own experience
with her. And, you know, nothing

happened. But if I wasn't married, I
might have banged her. But people were

calling you a liar.

No, but I'm not a liar. I don't care if
people call me a liar because I know

what my truth is. That's how I feel. I
did not expect anyone to have my back at

all. And I thought that was incredibly
sweet and thoughtful and kind.

I have a question.

Brandi, we had one leave, but who in
this room would you want to have sex

Oh, no. What?

Sandra first.

Eva second.

Eva second. Sandra third.

You're fourth. She wants to put a little
chocolate in her.

Vicki, I want to show you how to use a
vibrator. I think I'd go Eva first.

Oh,

here she comes.

Get ready for tonight.

I said if I were to have sex with
anybody in this room, it would be Eva

Second. Major third.

All right. Well, I'm in the top three.

Yeah, they like that chocolate.

It melts in your mouth, not in your
hands.

All right, camera.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

It's you and me, honey.

Nobody wants us.

I'm extremely offended that nobody wants
to have sex with me. How could that be?

Not me?

Are we ready for dinner?

No, wait. Vicki, I want to know your top
three that you have.

Make sure you walk with Vicki. I don't
think physically I could do a woman. I

just am all about men. You have no
choice. I love people. If you had to.

If it was a life and death situation.

I'd probably do Brandy.

I think it would teach me about
sexuality because I'm very much

I'm so happy you and Amber are sharing a
bed.

I love it. You want to sleep with us
tonight?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I'm all about men. I feel like
Brandon and I could teach you a few

am all about men.

It's okay, Vicki. You might be pregnant
tomorrow.

I'm just saying. It might happen. Oh,
how we've bonded.

I just want her to be my friend.

Whoa.

I'm going to take you down later
tonight. I'm going to get you drunk.

You're beautiful.

I love you. I love you, too.

Oh, what a couple days of being
together. Who knew?

Who knew?

All right, everybody, take a seat. Take
a seat.

Give me one kiss.

We're going to do it the first time.

Are you making out?

No, it's the first kiss I'm going to do.

All right, sit by me.

Well,

you guys, under your plate when we're
done is your number.

So that will be for later when we go eat
at White Elephant.

Oh, I love that.

Well, everyone, enjoy. Welcome to our
holiday dinner in September.

Thank you, Dorinda.

I've decided not to drink so much today
because I'm done. I'm exhausted.

I feel like I'm being watched.

You know, I have all that paranoid post
-drinking feeling.

Go, Dorinda, go. Thank you.

I like a good themed dinner. She made it
nice.

You got a little bit of Christmas.

I can assure you, if you come really at
Christmas, it's 20 times more. Oh, my

gosh. So, do you have Christmas here?

Here I am. Sneak up here.

I want to hear, like, so this is weird,
but I actually want to hear from Jill.

Because you've been so quiet.

You know, can I not make you happy? No,
I love you more than life itself, but,

like, I want to hear from you. But when
you don't talk, you miss you. Yeah.

But make it short.

No, no, no. I'm good. I'm listening. I'm
listening.

I am listening.

I'm hurt.

I'm offended that nobody wants to have
sex with me. And I don't want to play

anymore. Jill's here. She's a little bit
relaxed tonight. I heard you're

relaxed. I feel good. I feel good. I
mean, it's been a lot for the last

of days.

And this is like the longest period of
time. It's been really peaceful and

and fun and warm and loving. And I'm
enjoying it. I feel like we're all

Yes. Is there anybody here that you
thought that you wouldn't get along

Everyone. I wasn't worried about Jill or
Dorinda. I knew we'd get along.

I mean, I actually knew Phaedra and I
would get along in a weird way because

we're the same, but she's just like a
better version of me.

And Eva, I just want to have sex with.

Oh, my God.

Everyone. Eva, you are deserving.

And I just want to watch.

No, I love you. I'm just saying. You're
so attractive.

She is.

You are. You're beautiful. I'm feeling
jealous because I thought I was your top

choice. Now what's going on? You was the
third. I like to be at the top, but

Brandi is the top.

So I'll just stay a versatile bottom,
and I'll be number two.

I think, Taylor, you were worried about
Brandi. Did you have history?

Look at.

Were you?

Hello?

I'm the only one that's been here for
several days. Joe's known me for a long

time, and you've known me for a bit.

I'm such a lover.

A lover. I'm so not. You are either in
or fight. That is your. Oh, I love that.

Let me throw some Oklahoma shade on it
for you. I like that.

Oh, you.

And for you, it's a good thing to fight.

So maybe between.

kind of fighting his friendship, and
maybe that's what we should work for.

I think that, to be honest with you,
like, even last night, I felt like...

Please do be honest with me, because
when you preface with that, it makes me

feel like you lied to me the rest of the
time. I've never lied.

Oh, no, I'm just saying, when you
guys... Let's be nice.

Let's be nice. I am being nice. No, what
I'm saying to you is, last night, I was

confused, confused.

I'll say confused.

Confused? When I came back from the
bathroom, and you came at me for zero

reason, I thought that it was like...

What the actual? It was a little
awkward, but guess what? We're not going

there tonight. No, no, no, no.

I mean, Taylor, what are you doing?

Speed it up. Say what you like. Get on
the next subject. Like, this is killing

me. There's unfinished business.

There is, but I have a love for you that
makes no sense to me because I should

have no love for you.

Let me finish what I'm saying.

So I have always felt, and especially
after I found my voice over the years,

If I don't care about someone, they
can't hurt me because I'm impenetrable.

My point is that over the last few days,
I didn't think you could hurt me

because I didn't think I cared for you.
But the fact that it has hurt me is a

symbol to me that you actually do have a
place in my heart. So I hope that can

grow. That's how you say my name.
Because you're too skinny. So I have a

in one rib on the left side.

Speak it for yourself, okay?

I hope there's a future for Brandy and
myself.

We've been through a lot, and maybe this
trip is going to turn things around for

us.

Okay, I'm starting to open up to the
idea.

I love you. Thank you for saying that.

I don't even know what just happened.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

It's fine.

Like, I don't put too much into it
anymore. I was annoyed, and now I'm not.

listen, we can all move on and be very
bland together.

Get a little fresh air. It's so
beautiful outside, too.

Oh, how cute.

Taylor makes me smile.

Did you say that?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that out
loud.

Let go a little bit with me.

Let go what? Let go a little bit.

I do think.

No, I have. I mean, I.

I think it was like day two or three, I
was like, you're pretty cool.

Like, I like you. I love how much you
love your children.

My family is my everything.

Without my family, I'm... I don't want
to grow old alone either.

So if you will let me get in there.

Probably never going to happen.

It might happen.

It's never going to happen. It might
happen. No, it's never going to happen.

It's not my fault. But how about this?
How about this?

We can be friends without doing the
whole.

No, exactly what that said. But, like,
we can, like, chill out together with,

like, our kids.

But I don't really want to go to that
area over there.

Wait until you do. Okay, but I don't
really want to.

This has been an amazing night.

Amazing day.

You guys, come out!

Oh, my God. I don't believe it!

I mean, I'm from the South, so we
generally don't have snow, but knowing

Christmas, that's magic.

Say Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

I do honestly feel like Christmas is
working. I think it's sort of melting

any of the sort of anguish this
Christmas spirit's happening.

All right, let's go in and do our Secret
Santas.

The presents, ladies, are waiting for
you in the peacock room. Don't you love

Marco? I love him. I love white
elephanting all year long because I love

gifts. There's always a great banter
around the gift giving. Kind of tells a

about people's personalities, I think.

So, Tamara, what are you going to pick
from this little... We're missing

Open it. Let's see what she has. I'm
going to pick the Gucci box.

That's from Eva, I can tell.

on you. No, stop it.

Do you have your number?

I went pee. That's it.

Okay, Brandy's up next. She's got number
two, strangely.

She's number two. You get to open. So
you can either take her Gucci scarf or

can choose something new from the pile.
I'm going to choose something new.

Good adventure. I like that.

Stop it. I like that. Thank you, Jesus.

I like a little box.

Oh, God. I like your little box, too.

She likes the little tight box. Because
that's from Taylor. That's ironic

because you're drawn to my energy.

We have made out before.

Oh, I love it. Well, no, don't get too
excited because I'm going to take it.

What is it?

Ew.

Okay, then.

Like, wow.

If Brandi doesn't stop, someone's going
to get pregnant.

What is it?

I have no idea.

It's Christmas. The drinks are flowing.

Pillow lip.

It was bound to happen.

As

a

Jew, I want to say

I love the ugly Christmas sweater
because I never got one.

Thank you, Dorinda.

Sunday Silk Collection.

Oh, that's a great gift.

That's a great gift.

That's a great gift, Brandi. I'm number
five, and I'm stealing the fake scarf.

Yes.

You know I love you, girl. But Brandi
picked you before me in the sex thing,

that's what happened.

Who's number six?

Oh, I want this.

Well, that's Vicky.

Oh, this is a candle.

Oh, good.

I want to put this in it.

It's an iPhone 11. What? No, it's not.

It's an iWear Smart.

These are my glasses that are Bluetooth.
You can hear and dictate. For your

workout, for aerobics. Oh, no one can
take these. And I'm going to get cameras

because I need them. Oh, really? What
are cameras?

A vibrator. You better have brought the
double A's, baby doll.

It's a billionaire.

When you take a bunch of middle

-aged women and put them in a room, it
spells vibrator.

There's a vibrator in the chicken.

What? A vibrator will sneak into the
situation no matter what it is. Tamara,

can go back to anyone and you can either
take this gift.

Or you can take something back and then
that person gets that gift.

exactly sure how White Elephant works,
but I don't think they're stealing back.

Of course, leave it to these girls to
break the rules, even in White Elephant

Christmas.

Okay, thank you. Yes! I'm gore! I'm
gore! Oh, my God! No!

Oh, no. Oh, lesbiania. What?

Oh, my God. Brandi, put your pants down.

No, I have to... Okay, I'll see Daisy.

Okay!

Now Brandi feels bad that she didn't
want to have sex with me. I'm getting

sympathy sex.

Just what I wanted. Sympathy sex.

I want to give you a love dance. I
really do.

I'm good.

I'm a professional.

I don't want a love dance. Oh, no.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm a professional businesswoman. I

cannot have.

No, I'm here. Go get Tamara. I don't
want.

No, no, no.

Okay.

They are not grandma panties.

All righty.

We got Brandi with a t -shirt of a
dress. I have a vibrator. What else is

to pop out?

I don't know. I think I need to go to
bed.

Everybody is twerking and working.

Honey, Marco better go hide.

I mean, tomorrow's our last bolt.

at Bluestone Manor, and I'm a little bit
sad because I've been having a lot of

fun with these girls. I just love the
energy, and not that, you know, we

gone through our stuff, but we've gotten
over our stuff. Let's have a toast.

Okay, girls, stand up.

Let's just keep it simple, keep it nice.
We laughed, we cried.

Let's yell it out.

We made it.