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Good morning, everyone.

I am here to make my famous chocolate chip banana bread. But if you could help

me just pull a few things.

It's a bit chilly outside today.

Good morning.

How are you?

Oh, so nice.

Everybody knows that I love my mornings because it's my time.

It's quiet.

It's peaceful.

I don't have to hear anything crazy.

I can get in touch with nature.

Shut the fuck up right now. No, you will not talk that way to me ever. What the

fuck is a man, Joanna?

Figure it out. Don't say to a woman, shut the fuck up. I agree. Ever. I

Ever, ever, ever, ever. I agree. Stop it. Don't talk.

Oh, well, he's gorgeous.

Good morning.

Hi, Mikey. How are you, son?

What are you eating? Are you in your chair?

Eggs. You had eggs?

And I ate the red muffin.

And I ate the red muffin.

And what is it? Pots for him.

Chocolate chips?

Pots. He might die. He'll go to heaven.

I hate your guts.

You better hide those.

Marco, I need your help today. You do need my help today.

We always need your help, darling.

I'm so excited. We have a special setup for you today. Yes.

So we're going to do the 80s workout and breakfast, kind of have a chill

morning, and then we're having tea.

Yeah. Is there anything that you need from me? Dorinda gave us the opportunity

to throw our own event, and everyone knows I love a tea party.

It's looking beautiful.

My vision is becoming a reality. I'm so happy.

Love it. Love it.

Oh, my God.

You know when I say tea with these girls, they're going to be like, tea

Tea and chardonnay, champagne.

Oh, and Dorinda's prohibition dinner is tonight.

Yes. We've got a full day ahead.

Good morning, gorgeous.

Good morning.

I got your message.

I just felt so horrible last night because, like I told you, you pretty

my favorite person in this house. And I definitely didn't want to hurt you or

upset you or piss you off. I thought we were having fun. I was having fun when

my husband gets a part of it and becomes a mangina.

That's not fun.

Not fun.

I don't think you're bad intended, so...

I was just confused.

Like, what is a mangina? We do everything as moms.

Everything. We do it all. So if we get lucky enough to have, like, men, your

is, like, stepping in, and you're very lucky. He does everything. All I was

saying is, like, you're very lucky to have that because, like, when my husband

was my mangina, this is, like, eight years of marriage. I think he changed

diapers. So I think the mangina is the one that actually doesn't step up to the

plate because the man is the one that does.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he's just a whole man. Like, he steps up. He

doesn't shuck his responsibilities.

He's a provider. He does everything.

But I love you, and I don't want to hurt you. I know.

Like, the last person. You confused me. You didn't hurt me. I was just confused.

Like, what is a man dying? What am I trying to say? It's not a bad thing.

do you think about him? You lucky I like you.

You lucky I like you.

This explanation from Brandy, I hear you, but I don't hear you. You know, I

think Brandy just speaks without thinking. Well, she's easy to forget.

You know, don't do it again, but it's fine. I mean, I'm not going to nail you

a cross. It's okay.

Tonight is the Prohibition dinner, and I'm wearing a tie.

I'm wearing pants, too.

Are you wearing pants? Any opportunity where I could go, like, more masculine

than feminine, this is what you're going to get. Now, if you tell me to put on a

bathing suit, then you'll see my ass.

Put on a bathing suit. Exactly. I want to see your ass.

What is 848? It's time to get up.

Start doing their calisthenics.

Your world is just the love of my heart.

Aerobic travel.

Wheelhouse race in New York.

Down. It's up.

Down. Push out.

Push it out.

Squeeze.

Bravo con.

And now the Berkshires.

Vic? What? Do you want my fanny pack?

Please. I don't think, I think it's going to ruin. I think it's going to be

much.

I'm a girl of the 80s. Like, that was my prime.

The outfits, the big hair.

Blue lashes, aquanet. That perm solution, which I can smell today.

I think everybody was an aerobics person back in the 80s.

Well, I was a little gay.

Quite a wedgie.

Do I have too much butt for this? Too much bootay? Whatever you like, baby.

Whatever floats your boat.

How do you lose one leg warmer? I don't understand it. Oh, curling iron sound.

Oh, my God. Look at this booty.

I told you I had a little booty.

Yes, you.

You do have a good booty.

Well, I'm not that good anymore, but it's there.

I don't know what I did with it.

It's a one -leg warmer moment.

How are you, ladies?

Hi. Yay, this looks fabulous.

There's the banana bread.

Oh, I think it looks like she feels better, right? She's much better. The

that she got, she couldn't sleep last night.

I was trying to sleep. You were awake all night talking.

She can't even take her pills without choking. I had to give her the Heimlich.

What day is today?

I thought tonight was great. Do you think that?

I'm choking on my pill.

What? Heimlich.

What do you mean, Heimlich?

I mean, it definitely hurt saving her life.

Got a titty bruise.

Oh, my God.

Hello.

Hello. I need a pair of those.

Oh, thank you.

They look fantastic.

Okay, I made the chocolate chip banana bread. It was so good.

And we don't have any food in our bedroom, just so everyone knows. Yeah,

Yeah, we did yesterday.

We don't have any what? Food. What did we do? Oh, look at this picture.

I got to get my camera. Hold on. Oh, my God. I need to get my camera. I can't.

Len runs the house, and she reports back to me. And Len and I are invested in

the house. Remember, for Len, it's a nightmare, too, because she's got to

it up.

There was food in the bedrooms. I don't like food in the bedrooms. Oh, you know

what?

Marco brought us yogurt.

Fruit yogurt.

Do you know what?

You should know.

She does know. I'm so petrified of mice and things. I actually have that pocket,

ma 'am.

It says it on the plaque. Clear liquid.

Everyone has a plaque in their room. There's so much going on in that room.

me get the plaque.

Oh, no, I got it. I don't need the plaque. I'll get the plaque so

very clear. I got it. No food in the room.

She's so worried about rats and mice.

Why did she put cupcakes in our room?

Come here, Jill. You'll like the plaque.

Oh, I have one myself.

No shoes upstairs.

No food or beverage upstairs.

Okay, we got it. Any questions, please ask Lady. No, you don't got it. Because

if something goes wrong, then you're going to get a very large bill. I got

I'm not a child. I got it. No, I got it. There's no I got it. There's no I got

it. That's rude and condescending. So if you want to be treated like a child, I

can do it. Don't put food in my bedroom.

How's that? Now do you understand?

I mean, are you six years old? You sit in bed with me? This is serious.

Like, she is serious.

I'm sorry. I know you probably don't do that where you live, but in houses like

this, you don't do that.

Well, obviously, you don't understand the rules. I don't know how you people

live, but in my house, people don't eat in their bedroom.

I don't eat in my room. So if you don't eat in your room, why are you eating in

my room?

I don't have an answer for it.

There we go.

You've answered your own question.

Nobody should ever stay at her house ever again. She can live in that big

Blue whatever mansion it is by herself because she doesn't make people feel

welcome. There's a problem with her.

Cuckoo bird.

What's it called? The Blue Manor. My heart is beating out of my chest right

I don't know. I would never speak that way to a guest.

Like I really feel like I'm going to cry.

You didn't do anything wrong. We didn't.

We had to sign.

She's crying, Dorinda.

Over the food? The way you spoke to her.

You may do it in your home. I'm sorry, Cameron. You're okay. That was

condescending. Like, our homes are trash. Our homes are gorgeous. No, no,

said you didn't know.

So I'm like, I said, I don't know how you do it in your home, but here I can't

have food in the room. It's not a big deal, Cameron.

Don't cry over it.

You're not really crying over that. I am.

I'm going to cry now because this is my home.

Because I just want you to respect my home. Like, I don't, I can't believe

asking over a simple thing. So I was surprised. And you said, I didn't know.

assumed something I shouldn't have. And you're going to make me cry that I

didn't know better.

I would tell you the truth. I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

How are you flipping around that we offended you?

I have people here to serve you guys in your home. People eat in their bedrooms

and stuff. If that's what you're saying, I'm sorry. I didn't understand that.

You take things and you just go in a totally different direction. I'm

You think that it should be an animal health? No. So stop crying about it.

You're really crying because I said.

You're talking to me like that.

Stop. Stop.

Just stop.

Okay. You don't need to come. You're fine.

This is over food.

No. I said that.

What happened?

Bitch! What happened?

Does anybody know where my yogurt went?

God! What happened?

Bitch! What happened?

I didn't even put on my lotion yet. What happened?

Nothing happened.

God damn!

What happened?

me because we had food in our room.

And so I said, okay, I'm sorry.

And then she's like, you can't have food. Did you not see the sign? I said,

I didn't see the sign.

She said, let me go get it for you. And I said, I don't need to see the sign. I

get it. I'm sorry.

Tamara just ran up the stairs screaming. I was trying to put on lotion. What

happened? Nothing.

Nothing?

I found a disrespectful person.

I wouldn't do it on purpose. And she made me feel like I was a f***ing idiot.

Okay, calm down. Take a deep breath.

I'll just take a deep breath.

Are we getting this upset behind a little midnight snack?

We're crying and shaking.

I don't know if this is Gary Allen or Blue Stone Manor at this point.

I thought that was a real mouse right there. I'm like, okay, everybody run.

What is that? It's not real.

Is that her example? Michael, I took one for the team for you.

Wait, so finish, because I don't know what happened. Michael asked me, he was

respectful, would you like anything? I said, yeah.

So here at Bluestone Manor, there is a rule that you're not allowed to have any

food or drinks upstairs.

But I did not know that rule was going to be in effect for this.

Oh, my God. She better not find out that I have food in the room.

No, no.

It'll be in my room.

I have not been eating in my room.

First of all, mice don't like coffee.

I don't think they do.

We had yogurt. We ate the yogurt.

And where are the mice coming from? Are they going to be in my bed? That's

weird.

Oh, my God.

You're dropping your gum. Hold on.

That's okay. Why?

Everyone's walking on pins and needles.

No. No, babe.

I totally understand you. It's your home.

I just don't like when people say, can you not? They say, well, we didn't read

the sign.

Marco said it was okay. It's like, well, that's fine. I know.

Because I'm tired.

All right, let's walk off all the energy.

Everybody's energy.

Let's just start.

All right, everybody, let's go.

Everybody, one more call.

Aerobics. Coming. I'll go to the back stair.

Okay, aerobics is starting now on the lawn. Okay, got you. I know I got

Let's go. By the way, you like my glasses?

Do you look adorable?

1970s. You look adorable.

Thank you. So what are we giving? What is this? What is your aesthetic?

Like, I am giving you Richard Simmons meets Elton John in my disco. I'm giving

you Jill Darren in high school.

Let's go.

You're getting Malibu Barbie.

I don't know. Malibu Barbie. You're getting Malibu Barbie. I don't know what

fuck I am.

I'm going to give a shot because I heard way too much yelling, and I don't know

how this thing's going to go, but I do know that Tito's makes it better.

Tito's before Rubik seems like a great idea for you. Yeah.

All right. Okay, let's start. We're going to start the music. If they're not

down here... I'm ready!

Here we are!

All right, come on, Jill. Let's start. Honey, I'm ready.

Okay. I don't know where everyone is. Where's the... I yelled, I screamed, and

they should be coming.

Hit it. To the party.

Here's to the aerobic.

Where are they doing, then? I don't know.

I'm sure we're going to get yelled at for not being there, too. I don't care.

I honestly don't care.

I mean, working out is my thing, and I was super excited for today. I was so

excited for my outfit, and then that.

I'm afraid if I go down there, she's going to kick me out. I would never

to somebody like that in my home.

But why is she yelling at me and not you?

I don't know. I'll get back to you in a moment.

I just don't understand.

It just makes sense.

Okay, here we go.

Ready?

And we're going to start by marching.

Yeah. You got the move?

They did.

Let's go, girl. I'm coming.

Phaedra, you are always last. Really, Phaedra?

Phaedra, you will always be the last person out. You really always are.

I'm just a woman that needs time for preparation, child. I just don't.

I wake up looking like this, but I don't look like me.

Remember that?

Arms up.

And down.

Keep going. Okay, so I mirror you.

Right. Left.

And I love those. Push out.

Push.

Push. Push. I didn't know this was real aerobics. Oh, it is. My workout regimen

is like this. It goes one, two, three, five,

six, seven, eight. What?

Uh -oh.

Mice. Mice are going to eat the cupcakes. We have to put away the

Oh, God, and two are eating them.

Get them out of here.

And center. Good stretch.

Get in here, girls.

Left shoulder and lift.

Come on.

Lift, lift,

lift.

Switch shoulders. She's got her own class going.

Right shoulder. Do you want to be a Dorinda or a Phaedra?

Phaedra can walk and her butt goes.

Left shoulder, left.

And that's just one step.

Do a little bit on the trampoline just to warm up.

We didn't warm up yet?

I feel warm. Go.

What was that? Come on.

What? Thanks, Sarah. Woo!

I might have to pee in my pants.

You don't have 50 -year -old women jumping up and down on a trampoline and

expecting to not lose there.

But where's the rest of the girls?

Oh, God, Vicki. What happened? You have makeup on your pillowcase.

Do you have a glass of wine up here? Really?

No, this is not mine.

This is not mine.

It's not mine. We're in our room.

We're almost there.

Down for show.

It's been a while since I've exercised. I would like to kid myself, but I really

don't enjoy it. I wonder how clean her bedroom is.

Is there anything I can get for you guys? Oh, God, no. You've done enough.

Oh, you know what? We have garbage.

We have to get the evidence out, which is the cupcake.

We might get in trouble.

Ready? That's perfect.

I hate everything about this.

It's like a drill sergeant.

Hold on.

Five,

four. Let's tell the girls what fun they missed, okay?

Yeah. And Cali Bernie.

It's a sad thing when you make an effort and you really want to do something

super fun And it just seems like no matter where you turn.

There's someone there trying to unfun it

Okay girls ready

to go to the tea party at 1230

Your bitch ain't different. Your math don't be mathin'. No swear words for

Knock, knock.

Hey.

Hi. Hi, come in here. How is the robot? I'm not alone. You cannot wear shoes in

the house. You're right. Oh.

Didn't you read this?

I did.

Wait a minute.

Wait a damn minute.

And if she knew I had fruit in my room, I'd be dead. Before. I didn't have it

now.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Dorinda, let me give you a little insight to her.

She lets you have it, and then it's over.

It's not over to me.

No, I know, because you didn't participate in the thing. You look so

Stop! Just stop!

Okay. You don't need to come. You're fine.

I just take a break for one activity. We still have two more activities

together. That's fine. If you want to take a break for one activity, you're

good. Right?

There you are.

Look at you. You look... Come to your butt.

Turn around.

Good job. But no more, because this is a bad news. Yeah, it looked so cute that

Mrs. Marquette was so cute.

We're on day four now, and everybody's starting to get a little tired. I want

leave being friends with everybody. I do not want to leave with animosity with

anybody. That's why I'm here. By the way, guess why I'm here. I'm here to set

the record straight. Yeah, that's right. I'm good. I don't want to talk about it

anymore. I am social distancing from the bull.

That's what I'm doing today. I'm following the CDC guidelines.

That sounds like Jern.

Oh,

yeah,

you win.

Oh, my God. First I ate in my room, and now I'm breaking her shit.

Let's go have a beautiful tea party.

We had the most gorgeous day, you guys.

I'm trying to be a cheerleader to the cheerleader list, and I'm getting tired.

I feel like there's this Tam or Vicky, like, and then there's the rest of us.

Okay, everybody, let's go.

I'm not getting all that.

Let's go.

I knew these girls were going to be late.

Oh, you look so beautiful. Look at you.

Oh, my God.

Let's move it.

Let's go.

Thank God.

It's a beautiful day.

Should we take this one?

Go on to this one.

Thank you for this morning.

That workout was everything.

It was the best. It was so good.

We were the back row, okay? We made it our own.

That's all you have to do. We had so much fun.

By the time we got out, she was like, I wish they would come out. I really want

them here. She was wanting you guys to enjoy it.

No, she gets over things really quick. No, I don't. I don't know about you, but

I don't get over things. I do. I remember, remember, remember.

I feel like the most recently fired housewives for Rinda, Tamara, and Vicki

having a housewife off.

It's not about food in the room. It's about who can scream, who can yell.

This is like anger management plus attention management.

Won't you tell me what you want?

Won't you come and join us for a good time?

That's our place.

Oh, wow.

Woo!

Oh, my God. This is absolutely beautiful. Welcome, ladies. Welcome to

Taylor, darling, this is beautiful.

We're going to sit over here and have a tea or whatever your pleasure is.

Okay. Well, where'd everybody go?

Did Vicki just jump out of the car and go?

Oh, right here.

I got everybody a little umbrella.

In case they want to keep the sun out.

You sure can.

Favorite color.

These are darling.

These are so cute. Oh, you're pretty, Eva. Oh, my gosh. It feels so

I love a good tea party. I had a tea party for Vicki's birthday not too long

ago. Look at the flowers.

I don't know if I have another shot if I do.

Well, welcome to Nomkeg, everyone.

Thank you, Jarenda, for finding this amazing venue for the tea party.

So this party is a recreation of the first season of Beverly Hills I did. My

daughter's fourth birthday was a Mad Hatter tea party. I remember that.

Yeah, the new Alice in Wonderland had just come out with Johnny Depp, and so

did a little recreation of it. And it was on the show.

It was on the show. And everybody was outraged because she spent all this

on her four -year -old birthday. Yeah, $50 ,000 birthday party, and now it's

like that's nothing compared to what parties they get thrown now. Oh, God, I

know. I'm boiling hot. Should we go over to the table? Yeah, let's do it. All

right, ladies, follow Taylor. We're going to go through the garden.

Okay, come by. Let's move.

Woo -hoo!

Come look up your shoes.

Oh, these got a good chunky heel.

A fabulous fact is this was built by Stanford White, just like Bluestone

Oh!

Here's the Chinese garden.

This is so cool. Oh, my God. Okay.

The thing is, it doesn't look much now, but he did this in 1885. Are you

kidding?

Look at this. How pretty.

Ooh.

How pretty.

Oh, my goodness.

They really did a beautiful job. I'm loving these umbrellas. It's very

isn't it?

Well, cheers, everyone. Thank you for celebrating the tea party over again in

new life. As opposed to my old one. I'm so proud of you. New beginning.

Turn the page, right?

So I have to tell you, Dorinda, today the derobics has proven to me that I'm

completely out of shape. Oh, my gosh. How great was that? I want to do it

day, though. I do, too.

Absolutely so great. And it wasn't that long, but I had to hire. I was tired,

too. 30 minutes is all you need. All you need.

Honestly, I just feel uncomfortable.

She went off on me for something so stupid.

It feels weird and awkward.

Like, why can't she just come over and apologize?

The sandwiches, the cucumber sandwiches, amazing.

They made these at Dorinda's.

Well, I'll do it again tomorrow morning if you guys want to do an exercise. I

would do it. I would do it, yeah. We'll do it tomorrow and you guys have to

come. We're planning on going today.

Why did you decide not to come?

Me too.

I just needed a moment.

You needed a moment? Why didn't you come, Vicki? I just kind of paused for a

moment. I just did.

It was just a little bit too much right away out of the morning.

Yeah, I agree with you. It was a lot.

It was very emotional for me.

You know, I really took so much to put this all together.

We respect that. And it was like, not that big of a deal.

Well, it didn't make sense for you to attack me the way you did.

It didn't.

Okay. And it didn't to me, so that's why I didn't want to ruin your aerobics. So

I just thought I would let you do your thing.

Well, then it was noted by all.

That's right.

Evidently, I screwed up because I didn't go. If I don't want to do aerobics, I'm

not going to do it.

She made me cry and then told me not to go. We're all going to be in trouble by

the end of the trip.

Why would I show up? And why would I want to show up? It would have been nice

be a team player and not make a mountain out of a molehill.

It sort of was like, weren't we done with that? Unless you just want to keep

making things a thing. Yeah.

Which is pointless.

But Eva, you weren't there when it happened.

No, I saw you. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I was just a person. I know you

weren't there. I know, I know. I saw you come upstairs.

Come on, just stay out of it. Let her, let her, let her be.

You guys, you both are a person. You need to talk. I'm talking to Eva.

Woo, child, I'm enjoying the cucumber sandwiches. Can't we just all get along?

When she's around you, you guys, like, you talk in tandem. We don't. We don't.

She has a hurt voice. I have my own voice. Can we listen to Tamra speak?

Now maybe we've taken the Alice in Wonderland theme of the tea party a

too far.

Dorinda's turned into the Red Queen.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum are fighting with her. And now I feel like Alice

flipping down the rabbit hole.

So why didn't you come today? I had my thing with Tamara. I had nothing to do

with Tamara.

Tamara needed a minute. There we go.

You're asking me a question. I'm telling you, without Tamara's influence, I was

just checking out because I didn't like the way you spoke. You want to do things

separately. You know what? There's a lot of conflict going on with eight women.

I think I can pause out for a moment. But there really isn't conflict.

The only underlining conflict is you.

Vic, you've been acting like your daughter who you absolutely love, but

don't understand why do we have a two? What is the problem?

What do you want me to do? Do not be so negative.

I'm not negative. I'm a positive. You just ask the question. There's your

answer. We had a thing. It had nothing to do with you. You should have stayed

out of it.

It was my yogurt.

Not mine. It had nothing to do with your yogurt or yours. I said

it to Tamara, and then we had a thing, and you jumped in. You should have

out there, you should have joined us, and you should have shown me respect as

the hostess to do an activity that I planned for us. I'm sorry.

Can we do a do -over?

We'll do a do -over. All right.

Let's do a do -over.

Well, I don't want to do a do -over.

The double -deck bus is on the street again.

By the way, that whole thing just made me eat five of these. I just want to

You are so hungry. I love it.

Thank God for Jill's hearty appetite. This is the quietest that I've seen her

let this baby eat.

There's one thing I've learned after 10 years of being a housewife is I don't

have to get myself involved in every fight.

I'm hungry.

Tonight's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. What are we to expect for

Oh, you're going to love it. As everyone knows, the house was done in the early

20th century, and it was known to be a speakeasy that they would run liquor

through from the Hudson. So I really wanted to do something fun and different

and adventurous and wild them a bit.

Let's have fun. Let's drink bourbon. Let's have fun.

Bourbon's my drink.

Can I tell you something? You know what I feel like?

I feel like Tamara needs a hug.

I feel like she's feeling very uncomfortable.

Just my advice.

I'm just not a pandering person.

And I don't feel like hugging is what I should be doing with him.

I need a hug.

Let's go.

Tamara, I want to give you a hug. Oh, thank you. I needed a hug.

Dorinda, I just said, Tamara, I want to give you a hug. You know what she said?

I needed a hug.

All right, I'll give her a hug, too. Get in here, bitch.

Get in, get in.

Leave.

Okay?

That's what you needed.

I don't hold grudges.

I'm ready to move on.

Right? And now we're good?

Now we're good. Now we're good. All right. All right, you too, Vicki. Get in

here. I love you.

Get in here. See?

That's a jealous suggestion.

And I'm sorry, too. I think I was all nerved up this morning because we got a

lot going on today.

It's a lot of stuff.

Tonight's going to be fun. We're going back 100 years.

Okay. Having an argument with Dorinda, you're never going to win.

So for me, what I've learned, silence is golden in this scenario.

I think everyone here has a strong personality.

It's going to be a hard time. I'm the most loving person here. That's what

I'm... I don't have an issue. Dorinda, by the way, that's my point. So you see

that little thing? Now it's really... Thank you, Jill Darwin. I'll look at

Yeah, you're welcome, bitch.

Okay. Let's go.

That was good. You could feel it. That was great.

A little bit of fall in the air.

Oh. Hello. That was so good.

All right. So what time do we need to be ready? We got to be in the garden at

630. Are you going to take a nap? I feel so sleepy.

Me too. Sleepy.

Well, you know, champagne.

That'll make you sleepy anyway. Will it? If you don't have enough.

And now it's nappy time.

Actually, I'm going to go to the pool.

The nap rubs off on everyone. There is something about Blue Stone Manor. At 4 o

'clock, everybody wants to go quiet because you have to prepare for the

Terrible.

For some reason, Dorinda lumped us up as the same person. We're not the same

person. You have your viewpoints.

I mean, yeah.

It's a weird thing that she's like, oh, you're her shadow and you don't have a

voice. That's not true. We're just true friends. Like, we are together.

We are. We are. Just hold some CBD.

But I just feel like I just, I don't have the energy to fight with him.

I mean, after the way that she treated me, I feel like I can't talk. Like, I

don't have a voice.

You know, she does her book, Make It Nice. It's a lie.

She's making me feel I'm not welcome.

Hello. Hi, honey.

Hey. First of all, I'm sitting at the pool at Blue Sun Manor in heaven.

She has the most gorgeous setting. I'm never leaving.

She's going to have to get a crane to get me out.

Hi, Taylor.

Hello, darling.

All right, Gary, call you later. Love you. Bye.

All right, next.

All right. When I have no one to talk to, I just talk to Gary. That's what I

with John, too. But, you know, I was just going to tell you, because you know

Dorinda so well.

We had an interesting moment in the car because I think of her as being so

incredibly strong. And I have such admiration for that characteristic about

and Dorinda. On the way back, she got really, really vulnerable about Richard.

Like, it's just, it's hard doing everything by yourself all the time.

But every once in a while, I'm like, it just would be nice to have someone.

Like, you know, when you're talking on your phone with your husband, I'm like,

that's a nice thing.

You know, seeing Dorinda's vulnerability.

And I liked that she was showing.

Sharing that. Yeah. Instead of being so tough.

Right. Like, I don't need anyone.

I got this. Well, she's coming to that place.

It had to happen.

What I'm finding with Dorinda is she's getting angrier as she's gotten older.

And I think it's displayed the anger.

I knew Dorinda when she was with Richard. And she was very proud to be

Medley. And I don't blame her.

Being Mrs. Medley was a prestigious position to have. So I think Dorinda's

really funky place right now. And I think she's taking it out on the wrong

people. And back when you knew her with Richard Medley, was she as tough as she

is now? You know, the truth is I wasn't good friends with Dorinda. I knew

Dorinda. And then when Richard got sick, we connected again.

And I reached out to her and I took her out and I took her to some things.

And I even invited her to film on The Housewives. She was on season four and

filmed. We weren't best of friends.

Like she wasn't calling me up to have lunch every day. But I reached out to

because I knew she was a widow and I knew she needed it.

And then we just kind of dissipated. And then one day she got on Housewives of

New York again and I was off.

And I reached out to congratulate her. And I have to be honest with you, she

wasn't very nice to me the last couple of years.

I would think that because Dorinda lost Richard and I lost Bobby, it would kind

of bring us together and we've had something in common.

But Dorinda has been very dismissive of me over the years.

Just like I'll talk to you after we're done filming in six months.

I mean, do you?

I think she was suffering with the loss of Richard and just maybe couldn't

handle being with me because I was happy. I don't know.

I'm a little bitter.

I'm a little bitter. I didn't deserve it. I was a good friend.

I'm not a user.

You know, it takes a user to think I'm a user.

Sometimes people who, when they're not in a happy place, can't be around people

who are happy. And I have to recognize that and not be upset about it. Right.

And let it go. I've let a lot of things go.

Yeah. Yeah.

You look stunning.

When Dorinda told me the thing.

I was all in. I always understand the assignment and come fully prepared for

job. Oh, my God, this ties everything.

I saw it from my husband. Thank you. What do you think?

Okay. But should I do, like, a... Over the shoulder, yeah. I just need a

gun.

Prohibition.

That's when alcohol was illegal?

I mean, imagine you can't have alcohol. Like, why would you want to live?

I need a little.

I've only had one, so I'm good.

I'm a stepped on you, Elvira.

That is too much, Phaedra.

We need to invite some men later.

And what am I, chopped liver?

Good?

Good? Jesus, my head itches already.

You look gorgeous.

Doesn't she look amazing? Just in case someone came without a man.

Woo! Yeah. Hello.

Make sure we were good, yeah.

I'm bi, can't you tell?

By your eyebrows.

This is a good look on you.

It does. A gangster?

Uh -oh, your heels are going to get ruined. Maybe you'll take them off.

I know.

That's a problem.

I've got my tippy toes.

You're so lucky in your flat.

I was wedding in Cape Town. Oh, Jesus. And then we... I can't help you, baby.

Heels were not made for size.

But we're going to make it work, and we're going to look beautiful while

it. We just have to be careful. That was close.

Yeah, the last thing we need is another visit to the ER.

Anybody know where everyone is?

Wow.

The painting has come to life.

The artist came up here and lived here two weeks and painted it. Why is there a

dead deer there? What?

And you know what her name is? Berenice. I love her.

Yes, let's have a drink.

Thank you so much. The bar is just down this way if you want to get a drink.

Oh, how fabulous.

Oh, wow. She's so adorable.

I thought everyone was going to have a dress like that. You look amazing. Be

careful, girl.

Get out from there.

Jesus, Brandi. You got me on fire.

You're going on fire. Someone caught her jacket on fire.

Jill, you look fabulous. You look fabulous.

Whoa. I'm just saying.

We're not even drunk yet. I can't wear these shoes down here.

Well, now it's a photo shoot.

It is.

I

didn't

do it. Your girl, Eva, did it. Yell at her.

Listen,

ma 'am, where's my money?

Where's my money?

She's decapitated. That's a special procedure. She's back.

She's back.

So welcome, everybody, to the Bluestone Manor Speak Easy

Night. You know what? You made such a, I could cry. You made such a beautiful

effort. I like a good theme in life.

I like a good theme at a party. I like a good theme in the bedroom.

It's true.

You change the visuals in anything in life. It really gets people excited.

This is Matt. This is my lab spirit partner with Blue Stone Manor Bourbon.

Matt. How are you? Hi.

Matt is going to introduce us to the tasting of bourbon. This is a real

speakeasy thing. You're going to get a chance to actually taste bourbon that

hasn't left the barrels. Oh, from the barrel.

That's amazing.

This is your bourbon? This is her bourbon.

So these barrels are about five years old. So it's been aging in there. This

smoky, oaky, and spicy.

Brown liquor and I are not friends.

I usually have a little frisky on the dark.

Dark brings it out. It's usually most likely how I had all my kids.

This is called a whiskey thief.

This is what we put into the bunghole. We put it into the bunghole.

The bunghole?

Is that where the word bunghole came from? That is a different word. That is

bunghole. That is a bung.

Is that where it came from?

That's where it came from.

Bunghole?

You just put it in, pull it up, and you put it inside the thing.

It sounds illicit and sexual.

I'm curious to see which one you like the best.

Okay. Do we have to raise our hand for another cocktail, or do we just wait for

them to come around? Oh. Uh -oh. Can we have another cocktail over here? Please?

Please? Mama needs to get drunk.

Devin, hurry up. The brown liquor's flowing. I mean, Vicki's right to my

and she is drinking as much as me, if not more.

So I'm liking it.

That makes me feel warm all over.

That's what it wants you to do.

We are going to be whooping it up later tonight. Just saying.

Yes.

Drink, drink, drink. I am so ready to whoop it up. These people around here

don't know how to do it.

This bourbon is bringing out another side of the ladies, but thank God no one

fighting. So keep the brown liquor flowing because this is definitely the

that needs it.

That's a classic quintessential bourbon. You should have like some caramel and

some butterscotch and creme brulee. Delicious.

It tastes awful.

It tastes like nail polish remover. I mean, I don't know what to say. I don't

know how anybody could drink this stuff.

Oh, I'm happy.

Wow. I'm going to get lit tonight.

Oh, no.

It's good.

What is this?

It tastes like lighter fluid to me. A cup full of this, you will be on your

butt. You're still living life large.

Whoa!

Sorry, that is like warm down to the cry. That's maple syrup.

Woo -hoo!

Thank you for filling, guys.

A bunghole and a little bluestone bourbon, and we got Vicki back.

I'm going to leave this one with you guys so you can kind of make the

Best of luck.

We'll see you guys.

Cheers. Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. What is this one?

Smoky and Oaky. Smoky and Oaky.

Cheers. I got Smoky and Oaky. Thank you for that experience. Thank you. Thank

you, honey. You can be Smoky because you're on fire, and I'll be Oaky because

I'm old.

Perfect.

Smoky and Oaky.

Here we are.

The old brown liquor curse. One minute you're laughing, you're dancing, and

you're bawling your eyes out.

I know what

I have to come home to in a few days.

My partner left me. It sucks.

It'll be for the better eventually, but right now it's not where I want to be at

this time in my life. I thought I had my forever guy.

What's going on, lovey? So I just, peace.

And I want to be with new friends.

I'm excited about that.

I get to know you all.

So you're having a moment of gratitude.

Yes, because it was a lot right before this started. I want to be incredible,

and I want all of you all to leave this place.

saying she was pretty incredible and then if i didn't i failed myself i don't

think you have failed for one moment but i'm questioned as who i am as a person

like oh you're not in good manners and you didn't bring food like i go no ball

i'm not that person i thought i was because you're a perfect human too and

to air is to be human yeah you know what i mean i want to be like Don't we all?

The little tiff earlier at tea, I think, gave us an opportunity for her to come

back and be like, you know what?

These girls are cool.

Stuff is crappy, but I'm still blessed.

We're almost about ready to have dessert.

But before we have dessert, we're going to have dessert.

Oh. And I need you guys to get up and enjoy it and dance and have fun.

Wow. There may be a mystery present coming.

I'll hold it. Faye, you're going to like this first, I think. OK, never mind.

Oh, oh, oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I see something.

What? Put it on. Let's go. What? What?

What? What?

Now you're going to warm up.

Yes. Look at this dress.

Wow.

Look at her face.

Yes.

Hot chick dancing.

Yay -er.

When

I

drink, I like to take my clothes off. I'm definitely not taking my clothes off

like Tamara.

No. Both day on.

No. No.

take them off at night. That's also when I procreate. Here we go.

I don't know what to do with this information camera.

Here we go.

Here we go.

I mean,

bourbon's a heavy duty alcohol, something to be sipped and not guzzled.

little afraid about what's to come.

up, do something.

Come on, Taylor!

Get it, Taylor!

Bring it on, Marco. Let's go, honey.

Your

body

is perfect. I don't even, yeah. It's like flawless.

My feet. Can we get in our pajamas?

I have to go to the restroom, so I'll meet you guys in there.

Oh, my God. There's stuff everywhere.

Glitter, glitter everywhere.

Thank you so much.

No, thank you for having me. I appreciate it so much.

No, Marco's great.

Now I'm cozy.

Now I'm in Ralph Lauren.

Oh, yeah.

Hello?

Because I understand from Omni that you're misbehaving. Like, no, this is

going to happen.

You know, being a mom is a full -time job.

I'm always available to be mama.

You were doing something. You were participating in the fussing.

Foul floor and cashmere.

Isn't it funny that she and I have known each other for so long?

What's so long mean?

20 years. How did you meet each other?

A friend brought me to her house.

I was really, you'll love the story, Vicki.

So we ended up in London, ultimately.

I'm going to have a party!

Look at that outfit!

Holy shit!

Let's do it!

All right, all right, let's do a party. So do you have a party time? She doesn't

know the story, but we're going to finish her story, and then we will

do a shot with you. My husband was opening up offices for Lehman Brothers.

have to have some fun. Okay, I'll have fun.

Come with me to the kitchen.

I'm down to party. I want to drink. I want to dance. I need music. We're going

to bring her in. Come on, lady. The party has died.

Everyone's dead.

And we're getting... Oh, sorry.

I thought I had my nipple covers on.

Just met you.

I know you kiss and tell.

So, I don't know if I want to get naked with you right off the bat. When you're

drunk and you're putting your life in the hands of Brandy, I mean, what could

wrong?

I'm going to retire.

I'm going to get up in the morning, knock out my morning show.

This isn't a full vacation for me. I have a job from 6 to 10. I'm on air.

is your room, so you can do your work.

Yes, this is gorgeous.

I thought you have space.

You can sit up here. It'll be quiet in the morning. Oh, that's perfect. That's

perfect. That's all I need.

Ladies, thank you. Thank you.

What time is your show?

Five. I want to be on. Am I coming on it again?

No, you're not, Jill. You would have to get cleared. I was nationally

syndicated. No. Can I sit on the bed and listen?

No. Don't do that.

Don't do that, Jill. It's too much. You'll hear me from the room.

Too much. All right, fine. Calm down, everybody. Don't get upset about it.

What are you, a lap dog?

This is so awkward.

And thirsty.

Jill's not bad intended. She just doesn't really get social cues and

sometimes.

She can speak for herself if they know. You don't have to jump in. She could

say, you know what, Jill, it's not a good time. But it's a little bit

I have friends who have podcasts and radio shows. I didn't know how serious a

radio show was. Let me come on. Let me come on. Let me sit on the bed. Let me

come on. Just don't do that.

Okay.

I'm going to bed.

Me too. I'm going to bed too.

Whatever's going on that she's yelling at me about is between me and Eva.

What are you putting your two cents in for?

I'm out.

We're going in there with a party.

Bitch, she's such a fucking bitch.

Who do you think?

This is Dorinda being a bitch. She tried to be nice tonight, but she couldn't

hold on to it. She just dressed me down just now. You aren't there. Trust me on

that. I think it makes you awkward.

But you don't have to make me feel bad about it. We just had a good night and

you picked me up.

I mean, I think I've been pretty supportive, Dorinda, and I don't think

needed to do that to me.

You really made me feel bad about it. You know what? I'm out of here. I just

want to go to bed. Go to bed. Thank you. Let me just go to bed.

Go to bed. You should go to bed.

Jeez.

I'm so in sick of it.

Okay, 9 .45. Do I feel bad she just went upstairs upset?

Who? Jill, because Dorinda made her feel like, why are you asking to be on a

radio show?

I'm so f***ing losing it.

Now, you know what? Honestly, I have been such a good friend to her. I have

holding back so much with Dorinda because I'm giving her such a pass.

Because number one, it's her f***ing house. Number two, I know how hard she's

worked. I have never seen really Dorinda support me. Ever.

I think we had a fun night. Do you? I think we had a fun night.

I think these old bitches need to take their estrogen or something.

I'm not sure.

But it's time to party. Thank God for Tamara.

What is happening?

Why are you crying? What is this? What happened? What is the thing?

I'm good. Okay. Let me paraphrase. Okay.

So she just wanted to support you. And she felt as if...

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push myself on you. When you say I can't do it

because it's syndicated, I don't say I'm going to lay on the bed. I'm sorry if I

did that. But see, it feels like maybe over the years you haven't supported her

as much as she's supported you.

Well, that's just her. I don't know if that happened. I haven't seen Jill for

years. It wasn't all about that.

Woo -hoo!

Yes, y 'all. Thank you. Stay good for yourself. You're doing the best. Good

night. I love you all.

Move over.

Move over.

How have you supported me for years?

Tell me.

I've supported you.

Poor girl wants to go to bed and do her show. Leave her alone.

What is happening?

That's how she loves me. But clearly not.

When you put all these women together, you definitely have a firestorm.

It's a tornado mixed with a hurricane with a tsunami.

Oh, Lord.

I came to get you for the dance party, and then I walked into that mess. I did

not even know anything was happening.

After everything we've been through, funerals, life, you broke, and you went

these people?

I didn't go anywhere. And you cried over it. Out of ridiculousness.

I know. Because it wasn't that deep. We don't know you.

This behavior makes Dorinda a really horrible person.

I'm not saying she's a bad person, but her behavior is just intolerable. I love

you. I got to go to bed. I can't deal with it. I got to go to bed. You can't

deal with it. And there's where you're weak. I am weak.

She doesn't want you to lay on the bed while she's doing a radio show.

That's poorly.