All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.Ultimate.Girls.TripS02E4

Good morning, everyone.

I am here to make my famous chocolate
chip banana bread. But if you could help

me just pull a few things.

It's a bit chilly outside today.

Good morning.

How are you?

Oh, so nice.

Everybody knows that I love my mornings
because it's my time.

It's quiet.

It's peaceful.

I don't have to hear anything crazy.

I can get in touch with nature.

Shut the fuck up right now. No, you will
not talk that way to me ever. What the

fuck is a man, Joanna?

Figure it out. Don't say to a woman,
shut the fuck up. I agree. Ever. I

Ever, ever, ever, ever. I agree. Stop
it. Don't talk.

Oh, well, he's gorgeous.

Good morning.

Hi, Mikey. How are you, son?

What are you eating? Are you in your
chair?

Eggs. You had eggs?

And I ate the red muffin.

And I ate the red muffin.

And what is it? Pots for him.

Chocolate chips?

Pots. He might die. He'll go to heaven.

I hate your guts.

You better hide those.

Marco, I need your help today. You do
need my help today.

We always need your help, darling.

I'm so excited. We have a special setup
for you today. Yes.

So we're going to do the 80s workout and
breakfast, kind of have a chill

morning, and then we're having tea.

Yeah. Is there anything that you need
from me? Dorinda gave us the opportunity

to throw our own event, and everyone
knows I love a tea party.

It's looking beautiful.

My vision is becoming a reality. I'm so
happy.

Love it. Love it.

Oh, my God.

You know when I say tea with these
girls, they're going to be like, tea

Tea and chardonnay, champagne.

Oh, and Dorinda's prohibition dinner is
tonight.

Yes. We've got a full day ahead.

Good morning, gorgeous.

Good morning.

I got your message.

I just felt so horrible last night
because, like I told you, you pretty

my favorite person in this house. And I
definitely didn't want to hurt you or

upset you or piss you off. I thought we
were having fun. I was having fun when

my husband gets a part of it and becomes
a mangina.

That's not fun.

Not fun.

I don't think you're bad intended, so...

I was just confused.

Like, what is a mangina? We do
everything as moms.

Everything. We do it all. So if we get
lucky enough to have, like, men, your

is, like, stepping in, and you're very
lucky. He does everything. All I was

saying is, like, you're very lucky to
have that because, like, when my husband

was my mangina, this is, like, eight
years of marriage. I think he changed

diapers. So I think the mangina is the
one that actually doesn't step up to the

plate because the man is the one that
does.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he's
just a whole man. Like, he steps up. He

doesn't shuck his responsibilities.

He's a provider. He does everything.

But I love you, and I don't want to hurt
you. I know.

Like, the last person. You confused me.
You didn't hurt me. I was just confused.

Like, what is a man dying? What am I
trying to say? It's not a bad thing.

do you think about him? You lucky I like
you.

You lucky I like you.

This explanation from Brandy, I hear
you, but I don't hear you. You know, I

think Brandy just speaks without
thinking. Well, she's easy to forget.

You know, don't do it again, but it's
fine. I mean, I'm not going to nail you

a cross. It's okay.

Tonight is the Prohibition dinner, and
I'm wearing a tie.

I'm wearing pants, too.

Are you wearing pants? Any opportunity
where I could go, like, more masculine

than feminine, this is what you're going
to get. Now, if you tell me to put on a

bathing suit, then you'll see my ass.

Put on a bathing suit. Exactly. I want
to see your ass.

What is 848? It's time to get up.

Start doing their calisthenics.

Your world is just the love of my heart.

Aerobic travel.

Wheelhouse race in New York.

Down. It's up.

Down. Push out.

Push it out.

Squeeze.

Bravo con.

And now the Berkshires.

Vic? What? Do you want my fanny pack?

Please. I don't think, I think it's
going to ruin. I think it's going to be

much.

I'm a girl of the 80s. Like, that was my
prime.

The outfits, the big hair.

Blue lashes, aquanet. That perm
solution, which I can smell today.

I think everybody was an aerobics person
back in the 80s.

Well, I was a little gay.

Quite a wedgie.

Do I have too much butt for this? Too
much bootay? Whatever you like, baby.

Whatever floats your boat.

How do you lose one leg warmer? I don't
understand it. Oh, curling iron sound.

Oh, my God. Look at this booty.

I told you I had a little booty.

Yes, you.

You do have a good booty.

Well, I'm not that good anymore, but
it's there.

I don't know what I did with it.

It's a one -leg warmer moment.

How are you, ladies?

Hi. Yay, this looks fabulous.

There's the banana bread.

Oh, I think it looks like she feels
better, right? She's much better. The

that she got, she couldn't sleep last
night.

I was trying to sleep. You were awake
all night talking.

She can't even take her pills without
choking. I had to give her the Heimlich.

What day is today?

I thought tonight was great. Do you
think that?

I'm choking on my pill.

What? Heimlich.

What do you mean, Heimlich?

I mean, it definitely hurt saving her
life.

Got a titty bruise.

Oh, my God.

Hello.

Hello. I need a pair of those.

Oh, thank you.

They look fantastic.

Okay, I made the chocolate chip banana
bread. It was so good.

And we don't have any food in our
bedroom, just so everyone knows. Yeah,

Yeah, we did yesterday.

We don't have any what? Food. What did
we do? Oh, look at this picture.

I got to get my camera. Hold on. Oh, my
God. I need to get my camera. I can't.

Len runs the house, and she reports back
to me. And Len and I are invested in

the house. Remember, for Len, it's a
nightmare, too, because she's got to

it up.

There was food in the bedrooms. I don't
like food in the bedrooms. Oh, you know

what?

Marco brought us yogurt.

Fruit yogurt.

Do you know what?

You should know.

She does know. I'm so petrified of mice
and things. I actually have that pocket,

ma 'am.

It says it on the plaque. Clear liquid.

Everyone has a plaque in their room.
There's so much going on in that room.

me get the plaque.

Oh, no, I got it. I don't need the
plaque. I'll get the plaque so

very clear. I got it. No food in the
room.

She's so worried about rats and mice.

Why did she put cupcakes in our room?

Come here, Jill. You'll like the plaque.

Oh, I have one myself.

No shoes upstairs.

No food or beverage upstairs.

Okay, we got it. Any questions, please
ask Lady. No, you don't got it. Because

if something goes wrong, then you're
going to get a very large bill. I got

I'm not a child. I got it. No, I got it.
There's no I got it. There's no I got

it. That's rude and condescending. So if
you want to be treated like a child, I

can do it. Don't put food in my bedroom.

How's that? Now do you understand?

I mean, are you six years old? You sit
in bed with me? This is serious.

Like, she is serious.

I'm sorry. I know you probably don't do
that where you live, but in houses like

this, you don't do that.

Well, obviously, you don't understand
the rules. I don't know how you people

live, but in my house, people don't eat
in their bedroom.

I don't eat in my room. So if you don't
eat in your room, why are you eating in

my room?

I don't have an answer for it.

There we go.

You've answered your own question.

Nobody should ever stay at her house
ever again. She can live in that big

Blue whatever mansion it is by herself
because she doesn't make people feel

welcome. There's a problem with her.

Cuckoo bird.

What's it called? The Blue Manor. My
heart is beating out of my chest right

I don't know. I would never speak that
way to a guest.

Like I really feel like I'm going to
cry.

You didn't do anything wrong. We didn't.

We had to sign.

She's crying, Dorinda.

Over the food? The way you spoke to her.

You may do it in your home. I'm sorry,
Cameron. You're okay. That was

condescending. Like, our homes are
trash. Our homes are gorgeous. No, no,

said you didn't know.

So I'm like, I said, I don't know how
you do it in your home, but here I can't

have food in the room. It's not a big
deal, Cameron.

Don't cry over it.

You're not really crying over that. I
am.

I'm going to cry now because this is my
home.

Because I just want you to respect my
home. Like, I don't, I can't believe

asking over a simple thing. So I was
surprised. And you said, I didn't know.

assumed something I shouldn't have. And
you're going to make me cry that I

didn't know better.

I would tell you the truth. I made a
mistake. I'm sorry.

How are you flipping around that we
offended you?

I have people here to serve you guys in
your home. People eat in their bedrooms

and stuff. If that's what you're saying,
I'm sorry. I didn't understand that.

You take things and you just go in a
totally different direction. I'm

You think that it should be an animal
health? No. So stop crying about it.

You're really crying because I said.

You're talking to me like that.

Stop. Stop.

Just stop.

Okay. You don't need to come. You're
fine.

This is over food.

No. I said that.

What happened?

Bitch! What happened?

Does anybody know where my yogurt went?

God! What happened?

Bitch! What happened?

I didn't even put on my lotion yet. What
happened?

Nothing happened.

God damn!

What happened?

me because we had food in our room.

And so I said, okay, I'm sorry.

And then she's like, you can't have
food. Did you not see the sign? I said,

I didn't see the sign.

She said, let me go get it for you. And
I said, I don't need to see the sign. I

get it. I'm sorry.

Tamara just ran up the stairs screaming.
I was trying to put on lotion. What

happened? Nothing.

Nothing?

I found a disrespectful person.

I wouldn't do it on purpose. And she
made me feel like I was a f***ing idiot.

Okay, calm down. Take a deep breath.

I'll just take a deep breath.

Are we getting this upset behind a
little midnight snack?

We're crying and shaking.

I don't know if this is Gary Allen or
Blue Stone Manor at this point.

I thought that was a real mouse right
there. I'm like, okay, everybody run.

What is that? It's not real.

Is that her example? Michael, I took one
for the team for you.

Wait, so finish, because I don't know
what happened. Michael asked me, he was

respectful, would you like anything? I
said, yeah.

So here at Bluestone Manor, there is a
rule that you're not allowed to have any

food or drinks upstairs.

But I did not know that rule was going
to be in effect for this.

Oh, my God. She better not find out that
I have food in the room.

No, no.

It'll be in my room.

I have not been eating in my room.

First of all, mice don't like coffee.

I don't think they do.

We had yogurt. We ate the yogurt.

And where are the mice coming from? Are
they going to be in my bed? That's

weird.

Oh, my God.

You're dropping your gum. Hold on.

That's okay. Why?

Everyone's walking on pins and needles.

No. No, babe.

I totally understand you. It's your
home.

I just don't like when people say, can
you not? They say, well, we didn't read

the sign.

Marco said it was okay. It's like, well,
that's fine. I know.

Because I'm tired.

All right, let's walk off all the
energy.

Everybody's energy.

Let's just start.

All right, everybody, let's go.

Everybody, one more call.

Aerobics. Coming. I'll go to the back
stair.

Okay, aerobics is starting now on the
lawn. Okay, got you. I know I got

Let's go. By the way, you like my
glasses?

Do you look adorable?

1970s. You look adorable.

Thank you. So what are we giving? What
is this? What is your aesthetic?

Like, I am giving you Richard Simmons
meets Elton John in my disco. I'm giving

you Jill Darren in high school.

Let's go.

You're getting Malibu Barbie.

I don't know. Malibu Barbie. You're
getting Malibu Barbie. I don't know what

fuck I am.

I'm going to give a shot because I heard
way too much yelling, and I don't know

how this thing's going to go, but I do
know that Tito's makes it better.

Tito's before Rubik seems like a great
idea for you. Yeah.

All right. Okay, let's start. We're
going to start the music. If they're not

down here... I'm ready!

Here we are!

All right, come on, Jill. Let's start.
Honey, I'm ready.

Okay. I don't know where everyone is.
Where's the... I yelled, I screamed, and

they should be coming.

Hit it. To the party.

Here's to the aerobic.

Where are they doing, then? I don't
know.

I'm sure we're going to get yelled at
for not being there, too. I don't care.

I honestly don't care.

I mean, working out is my thing, and I
was super excited for today. I was so

excited for my outfit, and then that.

I'm afraid if I go down there, she's
going to kick me out. I would never

to somebody like that in my home.

But why is she yelling at me and not
you?

I don't know. I'll get back to you in a
moment.

I just don't understand.

It just makes sense.

Okay, here we go.

Ready?

And we're going to start by marching.

Yeah. You got the move?

They did.

Let's go, girl. I'm coming.

Phaedra, you are always last. Really,
Phaedra?

Phaedra, you will always be the last
person out. You really always are.

I'm just a woman that needs time for
preparation, child. I just don't.

I wake up looking like this, but I don't
look like me.

Remember that?

Arms up.

And down.

Keep going. Okay, so I mirror you.

Right. Left.

And I love those. Push out.

Push.

Push. Push. I didn't know this was real
aerobics. Oh, it is. My workout regimen

is like this. It goes one, two, three,
five,

six, seven, eight. What?

Uh -oh.

Mice. Mice are going to eat the
cupcakes. We have to put away the

Oh, God, and two are eating them.

Get them out of here.

And center. Good stretch.

Get in here, girls.

Left shoulder and lift.

Come on.

Lift, lift,

lift.

Switch shoulders. She's got her own
class going.

Right shoulder. Do you want to be a
Dorinda or a Phaedra?

Phaedra can walk and her butt goes.

Left shoulder, left.

And that's just one step.

Do a little bit on the trampoline just
to warm up.

We didn't warm up yet?

I feel warm. Go.

What was that? Come on.

What? Thanks, Sarah. Woo!

I might have to pee in my pants.

You don't have 50 -year -old women
jumping up and down on a trampoline and

expecting to not lose there.

But where's the rest of the girls?

Oh, God, Vicki. What happened? You have
makeup on your pillowcase.

Do you have a glass of wine up here?
Really?

No, this is not mine.

This is not mine.

It's not mine. We're in our room.

We're almost there.

Down for show.

It's been a while since I've exercised.
I would like to kid myself, but I really

don't enjoy it. I wonder how clean her
bedroom is.

Is there anything I can get for you
guys? Oh, God, no. You've done enough.

Oh, you know what? We have garbage.

We have to get the evidence out, which
is the cupcake.

We might get in trouble.

Ready? That's perfect.

I hate everything about this.

It's like a drill sergeant.

Hold on.

Five,

four. Let's tell the girls what fun they
missed, okay?

Yeah. And Cali Bernie.

It's a sad thing when you make an effort
and you really want to do something

super fun And it just seems like no
matter where you turn.

There's someone there trying to unfun it

Okay girls ready

to go to the tea party at 1230

Your bitch ain't different. Your math
don't be mathin'. No swear words for

Knock, knock.

Hey.

Hi. Hi, come in here. How is the robot?
I'm not alone. You cannot wear shoes in

the house. You're right. Oh.

Didn't you read this?

I did.

Wait a minute.

Wait a damn minute.

And if she knew I had fruit in my room,
I'd be dead. Before. I didn't have it

now.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Dorinda, let me give you a little
insight to her.

She lets you have it, and then it's
over.

It's not over to me.

No, I know, because you didn't
participate in the thing. You look so

Stop! Just stop!

Okay. You don't need to come. You're
fine.

I just take a break for one activity. We
still have two more activities

together. That's fine. If you want to
take a break for one activity, you're

good. Right?

There you are.

Look at you. You look... Come to your
butt.

Turn around.

Good job. But no more, because this is a
bad news. Yeah, it looked so cute that

Mrs. Marquette was so cute.

We're on day four now, and everybody's
starting to get a little tired. I want

leave being friends with everybody. I do
not want to leave with animosity with

anybody. That's why I'm here. By the
way, guess why I'm here. I'm here to set

the record straight. Yeah, that's right.
I'm good. I don't want to talk about it

anymore. I am social distancing from the
bull.

That's what I'm doing today. I'm
following the CDC guidelines.

That sounds like Jern.

Oh,

yeah,

you win.

Oh, my God. First I ate in my room, and
now I'm breaking her shit.

Let's go have a beautiful tea party.

We had the most gorgeous day, you guys.

I'm trying to be a cheerleader to the
cheerleader list, and I'm getting tired.

I feel like there's this Tam or Vicky,
like, and then there's the rest of us.

Okay, everybody, let's go.

I'm not getting all that.

Let's go.

I knew these girls were going to be
late.

Oh, you look so beautiful. Look at you.

Oh, my God.

Let's move it.

Let's go.

Thank God.

It's a beautiful day.

Should we take this one?

Go on to this one.

Thank you for this morning.

That workout was everything.

It was the best. It was so good.

We were the back row, okay? We made it
our own.

That's all you have to do. We had so
much fun.

By the time we got out, she was like, I
wish they would come out. I really want

them here. She was wanting you guys to
enjoy it.

No, she gets over things really quick.
No, I don't. I don't know about you, but

I don't get over things. I do. I
remember, remember, remember.

I feel like the most recently fired
housewives for Rinda, Tamara, and Vicki

having a housewife off.

It's not about food in the room. It's
about who can scream, who can yell.

This is like anger management plus
attention management.

Won't you tell me what you want?

Won't you come and join us for a good
time?

That's our place.

Oh, wow.

Woo!

Oh, my God. This is absolutely
beautiful. Welcome, ladies. Welcome to

Taylor, darling, this is beautiful.

We're going to sit over here and have a
tea or whatever your pleasure is.

Okay. Well, where'd everybody go?

Did Vicki just jump out of the car and
go?

Oh, right here.

I got everybody a little umbrella.

In case they want to keep the sun out.

You sure can.

Favorite color.

These are darling.

These are so cute. Oh, you're pretty,
Eva. Oh, my gosh. It feels so

I love a good tea party. I had a tea
party for Vicki's birthday not too long

ago. Look at the flowers.

I don't know if I have another shot if I
do.

Well, welcome to Nomkeg, everyone.

Thank you, Jarenda, for finding this
amazing venue for the tea party.

So this party is a recreation of the
first season of Beverly Hills I did. My

daughter's fourth birthday was a Mad
Hatter tea party. I remember that.

Yeah, the new Alice in Wonderland had
just come out with Johnny Depp, and so

did a little recreation of it. And it
was on the show.

It was on the show. And everybody was
outraged because she spent all this

on her four -year -old birthday. Yeah,
$50 ,000 birthday party, and now it's

like that's nothing compared to what
parties they get thrown now. Oh, God, I

know. I'm boiling hot. Should we go over
to the table? Yeah, let's do it. All

right, ladies, follow Taylor. We're
going to go through the garden.

Okay, come by. Let's move.

Woo -hoo!

Come look up your shoes.

Oh, these got a good chunky heel.

A fabulous fact is this was built by
Stanford White, just like Bluestone

Oh!

Here's the Chinese garden.

This is so cool. Oh, my God. Okay.

The thing is, it doesn't look much now,
but he did this in 1885. Are you

kidding?

Look at this. How pretty.

Ooh.

How pretty.

Oh, my goodness.

They really did a beautiful job. I'm
loving these umbrellas. It's very

isn't it?

Well, cheers, everyone. Thank you for
celebrating the tea party over again in

new life. As opposed to my old one. I'm
so proud of you. New beginning.

Turn the page, right?

So I have to tell you, Dorinda, today
the derobics has proven to me that I'm

completely out of shape. Oh, my gosh.
How great was that? I want to do it

day, though. I do, too.

Absolutely so great. And it wasn't that
long, but I had to hire. I was tired,

too. 30 minutes is all you need. All you
need.

Honestly, I just feel uncomfortable.

She went off on me for something so
stupid.

It feels weird and awkward.

Like, why can't she just come over and
apologize?

The sandwiches, the cucumber sandwiches,
amazing.

They made these at Dorinda's.

Well, I'll do it again tomorrow morning
if you guys want to do an exercise. I

would do it. I would do it, yeah. We'll
do it tomorrow and you guys have to

come. We're planning on going today.

Why did you decide not to come?

Me too.

I just needed a moment.

You needed a moment? Why didn't you
come, Vicki? I just kind of paused for a

moment. I just did.

It was just a little bit too much right
away out of the morning.

Yeah, I agree with you. It was a lot.

It was very emotional for me.

You know, I really took so much to put
this all together.

We respect that. And it was like, not
that big of a deal.

Well, it didn't make sense for you to
attack me the way you did.

It didn't.

Okay. And it didn't to me, so that's why
I didn't want to ruin your aerobics. So

I just thought I would let you do your
thing.

Well, then it was noted by all.

That's right.

Evidently, I screwed up because I didn't
go. If I don't want to do aerobics, I'm

not going to do it.

She made me cry and then told me not to
go. We're all going to be in trouble by

the end of the trip.

Why would I show up? And why would I
want to show up? It would have been nice

be a team player and not make a mountain
out of a molehill.

It sort of was like, weren't we done
with that? Unless you just want to keep

making things a thing. Yeah.

Which is pointless.

But Eva, you weren't there when it
happened.

No, I saw you. No, no, no, no. No, no,
no, no. I was just a person. I know you

weren't there. I know, I know. I saw you
come upstairs.

Come on, just stay out of it. Let her,
let her, let her be.

You guys, you both are a person. You
need to talk. I'm talking to Eva.

Woo, child, I'm enjoying the cucumber
sandwiches. Can't we just all get along?

When she's around you, you guys, like,
you talk in tandem. We don't. We don't.

She has a hurt voice. I have my own
voice. Can we listen to Tamra speak?

Now maybe we've taken the Alice in
Wonderland theme of the tea party a

too far.

Dorinda's turned into the Red Queen.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum are fighting
with her. And now I feel like Alice

flipping down the rabbit hole.

So why didn't you come today? I had my
thing with Tamara. I had nothing to do

with Tamara.

Tamara needed a minute. There we go.

You're asking me a question. I'm telling
you, without Tamara's influence, I was

just checking out because I didn't like
the way you spoke. You want to do things

separately. You know what? There's a lot
of conflict going on with eight women.

I think I can pause out for a moment.
But there really isn't conflict.

The only underlining conflict is you.

Vic, you've been acting like your
daughter who you absolutely love, but

don't understand why do we have a two?
What is the problem?

What do you want me to do? Do not be so
negative.

I'm not negative. I'm a positive. You
just ask the question. There's your

answer. We had a thing. It had nothing
to do with you. You should have stayed

out of it.

It was my yogurt.

Not mine. It had nothing to do with your
yogurt or yours. I said

it to Tamara, and then we had a thing,
and you jumped in. You should have

out there, you should have joined us,
and you should have shown me respect as

the hostess to do an activity that I
planned for us. I'm sorry.

Can we do a do -over?

We'll do a do -over. All right.

Let's do a do -over.

Well, I don't want to do a do -over.

The double -deck bus is on the street
again.

By the way, that whole thing just made
me eat five of these. I just want to

You are so hungry. I love it.

Thank God for Jill's hearty appetite.
This is the quietest that I've seen her

let this baby eat.

There's one thing I've learned after 10
years of being a housewife is I don't

have to get myself involved in every
fight.

I'm hungry.

Tonight's going to be a lot of fun.
Yeah. What are we to expect for

Oh, you're going to love it. As everyone
knows, the house was done in the early

20th century, and it was known to be a
speakeasy that they would run liquor

through from the Hudson. So I really
wanted to do something fun and different

and adventurous and wild them a bit.

Let's have fun. Let's drink bourbon.
Let's have fun.

Bourbon's my drink.

Can I tell you something? You know what
I feel like?

I feel like Tamara needs a hug.

I feel like she's feeling very
uncomfortable.

Just my advice.

I'm just not a pandering person.

And I don't feel like hugging is what I
should be doing with him.

I need a hug.

Let's go.

Tamara, I want to give you a hug. Oh,
thank you. I needed a hug.

Dorinda, I just said, Tamara, I want to
give you a hug. You know what she said?

I needed a hug.

All right, I'll give her a hug, too. Get
in here, bitch.

Get in, get in.

Leave.

Okay?

That's what you needed.

I don't hold grudges.

I'm ready to move on.

Right? And now we're good?

Now we're good. Now we're good. All
right. All right, you too, Vicki. Get in

here. I love you.

Get in here. See?

That's a jealous suggestion.

And I'm sorry, too. I think I was all
nerved up this morning because we got a

lot going on today.

It's a lot of stuff.

Tonight's going to be fun. We're going
back 100 years.

Okay. Having an argument with Dorinda,
you're never going to win.

So for me, what I've learned, silence is
golden in this scenario.

I think everyone here has a strong
personality.

It's going to be a hard time. I'm the
most loving person here. That's what

I'm... I don't have an issue. Dorinda,
by the way, that's my point. So you see

that little thing? Now it's really...
Thank you, Jill Darwin. I'll look at

Yeah, you're welcome, bitch.

Okay. Let's go.

That was good. You could feel it. That
was great.

A little bit of fall in the air.

Oh. Hello. That was so good.

All right. So what time do we need to be
ready? We got to be in the garden at

630. Are you going to take a nap? I feel
so sleepy.

Me too. Sleepy.

Well, you know, champagne.

That'll make you sleepy anyway. Will it?
If you don't have enough.

And now it's nappy time.

Actually, I'm going to go to the pool.

The nap rubs off on everyone. There is
something about Blue Stone Manor. At 4 o

'clock, everybody wants to go quiet
because you have to prepare for the

Terrible.

For some reason, Dorinda lumped us up as
the same person. We're not the same

person. You have your viewpoints.

I mean, yeah.

It's a weird thing that she's like, oh,
you're her shadow and you don't have a

voice. That's not true. We're just true
friends. Like, we are together.

We are. We are. Just hold some CBD.

But I just feel like I just, I don't
have the energy to fight with him.

I mean, after the way that she treated
me, I feel like I can't talk. Like, I

don't have a voice.

You know, she does her book, Make It
Nice. It's a lie.

She's making me feel I'm not welcome.

Hello. Hi, honey.

Hey. First of all, I'm sitting at the
pool at Blue Sun Manor in heaven.

She has the most gorgeous setting. I'm
never leaving.

She's going to have to get a crane to
get me out.

Hi, Taylor.

Hello, darling.

All right, Gary, call you later. Love
you. Bye.

All right, next.

All right. When I have no one to talk
to, I just talk to Gary. That's what I

with John, too. But, you know, I was
just going to tell you, because you know

Dorinda so well.

We had an interesting moment in the car
because I think of her as being so

incredibly strong. And I have such
admiration for that characteristic about

and Dorinda. On the way back, she got
really, really vulnerable about Richard.

Like, it's just, it's hard doing
everything by yourself all the time.

But every once in a while, I'm like, it
just would be nice to have someone.

Like, you know, when you're talking on
your phone with your husband, I'm like,

that's a nice thing.

You know, seeing Dorinda's
vulnerability.

And I liked that she was showing.

Sharing that. Yeah. Instead of being so
tough.

Right. Like, I don't need anyone.

I got this. Well, she's coming to that
place.

It had to happen.

What I'm finding with Dorinda is she's
getting angrier as she's gotten older.

And I think it's displayed the anger.

I knew Dorinda when she was with
Richard. And she was very proud to be

Medley. And I don't blame her.

Being Mrs. Medley was a prestigious
position to have. So I think Dorinda's

really funky place right now. And I
think she's taking it out on the wrong

people. And back when you knew her with
Richard Medley, was she as tough as she

is now? You know, the truth is I wasn't
good friends with Dorinda. I knew

Dorinda. And then when Richard got sick,
we connected again.

And I reached out to her and I took her
out and I took her to some things.

And I even invited her to film on The
Housewives. She was on season four and

filmed. We weren't best of friends.

Like she wasn't calling me up to have
lunch every day. But I reached out to

because I knew she was a widow and I
knew she needed it.

And then we just kind of dissipated. And
then one day she got on Housewives of

New York again and I was off.

And I reached out to congratulate her.
And I have to be honest with you, she

wasn't very nice to me the last couple
of years.

I would think that because Dorinda lost
Richard and I lost Bobby, it would kind

of bring us together and we've had
something in common.

But Dorinda has been very dismissive of
me over the years.

Just like I'll talk to you after we're
done filming in six months.

I mean, do you?

I think she was suffering with the loss
of Richard and just maybe couldn't

handle being with me because I was
happy. I don't know.

I'm a little bitter.

I'm a little bitter. I didn't deserve
it. I was a good friend.

I'm not a user.

You know, it takes a user to think I'm a
user.

Sometimes people who, when they're not
in a happy place, can't be around people

who are happy. And I have to recognize
that and not be upset about it. Right.

And let it go. I've let a lot of things
go.

Yeah. Yeah.

You look stunning.

When Dorinda told me the thing.

I was all in. I always understand the
assignment and come fully prepared for

job. Oh, my God, this ties everything.

I saw it from my husband. Thank you.
What do you think?

Okay. But should I do, like, a... Over
the shoulder, yeah. I just need a

gun.

Prohibition.

That's when alcohol was illegal?

I mean, imagine you can't have alcohol.
Like, why would you want to live?

I need a little.

I've only had one, so I'm good.

I'm a stepped on you, Elvira.

That is too much, Phaedra.

We need to invite some men later.

And what am I, chopped liver?

Good?

Good? Jesus, my head itches already.

You look gorgeous.

Doesn't she look amazing? Just in case
someone came without a man.

Woo! Yeah. Hello.

Make sure we were good, yeah.

I'm bi, can't you tell?

By your eyebrows.

This is a good look on you.

It does. A gangster?

Uh -oh, your heels are going to get
ruined. Maybe you'll take them off.

I know.

That's a problem.

I've got my tippy toes.

You're so lucky in your flat.

I was wedding in Cape Town. Oh, Jesus.
And then we... I can't help you, baby.

Heels were not made for size.

But we're going to make it work, and
we're going to look beautiful while

it. We just have to be careful. That was
close.

Yeah, the last thing we need is another
visit to the ER.

Anybody know where everyone is?

Wow.

The painting has come to life.

The artist came up here and lived here
two weeks and painted it. Why is there a

dead deer there? What?

And you know what her name is? Berenice.
I love her.

Yes, let's have a drink.

Thank you so much. The bar is just down
this way if you want to get a drink.

Oh, how fabulous.

Oh, wow. She's so adorable.

I thought everyone was going to have a
dress like that. You look amazing. Be

careful, girl.

Get out from there.

Jesus, Brandi. You got me on fire.

You're going on fire. Someone caught her
jacket on fire.

Jill, you look fabulous. You look
fabulous.

Whoa. I'm just saying.

We're not even drunk yet. I can't wear
these shoes down here.

Well, now it's a photo shoot.

It is.

I

didn't

do it. Your girl, Eva, did it. Yell at
her.

Listen,

ma 'am, where's my money?

Where's my money?

She's decapitated. That's a special
procedure. She's back.

She's back.

So welcome, everybody, to the Bluestone
Manor Speak Easy

Night. You know what? You made such a, I
could cry. You made such a beautiful

effort. I like a good theme in life.

I like a good theme at a party. I like a
good theme in the bedroom.

It's true.

You change the visuals in anything in
life. It really gets people excited.

This is Matt. This is my lab spirit
partner with Blue Stone Manor Bourbon.

Matt. How are you? Hi.

Matt is going to introduce us to the
tasting of bourbon. This is a real

speakeasy thing. You're going to get a
chance to actually taste bourbon that

hasn't left the barrels. Oh, from the
barrel.

That's amazing.

This is your bourbon? This is her
bourbon.

So these barrels are about five years
old. So it's been aging in there. This

smoky, oaky, and spicy.

Brown liquor and I are not friends.

I usually have a little frisky on the
dark.

Dark brings it out. It's usually most
likely how I had all my kids.

This is called a whiskey thief.

This is what we put into the bunghole.
We put it into the bunghole.

The bunghole?

Is that where the word bunghole came
from? That is a different word. That is

bunghole. That is a bung.

Is that where it came from?

That's where it came from.

Bunghole?

You just put it in, pull it up, and you
put it inside the thing.

It sounds illicit and sexual.

I'm curious to see which one you like
the best.

Okay. Do we have to raise our hand for
another cocktail, or do we just wait for

them to come around? Oh. Uh -oh. Can we
have another cocktail over here? Please?

Please? Mama needs to get drunk.

Devin, hurry up. The brown liquor's
flowing. I mean, Vicki's right to my

and she is drinking as much as me, if
not more.

So I'm liking it.

That makes me feel warm all over.

That's what it wants you to do.

We are going to be whooping it up later
tonight. Just saying.

Yes.

Drink, drink, drink. I am so ready to
whoop it up. These people around here

don't know how to do it.

This bourbon is bringing out another
side of the ladies, but thank God no one

fighting. So keep the brown liquor
flowing because this is definitely the

that needs it.

That's a classic quintessential bourbon.
You should have like some caramel and

some butterscotch and creme brulee.
Delicious.

It tastes awful.

It tastes like nail polish remover. I
mean, I don't know what to say. I don't

know how anybody could drink this stuff.

Oh, I'm happy.

Wow. I'm going to get lit tonight.

Oh, no.

It's good.

What is this?

It tastes like lighter fluid to me. A
cup full of this, you will be on your

butt. You're still living life large.

Whoa!

Sorry, that is like warm down to the
cry. That's maple syrup.

Woo -hoo!

Thank you for filling, guys.

A bunghole and a little bluestone
bourbon, and we got Vicki back.

I'm going to leave this one with you
guys so you can kind of make the

Best of luck.

We'll see you guys.

Cheers. Thank you, guys. Thank you so
much. What is this one?

Smoky and Oaky. Smoky and Oaky.

Cheers. I got Smoky and Oaky. Thank you
for that experience. Thank you. Thank

you, honey. You can be Smoky because
you're on fire, and I'll be Oaky because

I'm old.

Perfect.

Smoky and Oaky.

Here we are.

The old brown liquor curse. One minute
you're laughing, you're dancing, and

you're bawling your eyes out.

I know what

I have to come home to in a few days.

My partner left me. It sucks.

It'll be for the better eventually, but
right now it's not where I want to be at

this time in my life. I thought I had my
forever guy.

What's going on, lovey? So I just,
peace.

And I want to be with new friends.

I'm excited about that.

I get to know you all.

So you're having a moment of gratitude.

Yes, because it was a lot right before
this started. I want to be incredible,

and I want all of you all to leave this
place.

saying she was pretty incredible and
then if i didn't i failed myself i don't

think you have failed for one moment but
i'm questioned as who i am as a person

like oh you're not in good manners and
you didn't bring food like i go no ball

i'm not that person i thought i was
because you're a perfect human too and

to air is to be human yeah you know what
i mean i want to be like Don't we all?

The little tiff earlier at tea, I think,
gave us an opportunity for her to come

back and be like, you know what?

These girls are cool.

Stuff is crappy, but I'm still blessed.

We're almost about ready to have
dessert.

But before we have dessert, we're going
to have dessert.

Oh. And I need you guys to get up and
enjoy it and dance and have fun.

Wow. There may be a mystery present
coming.

I'll hold it. Faye, you're going to like
this first, I think. OK, never mind.

Oh, oh, oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I see
something.

What? Put it on. Let's go. What? What?

What? What?

Now you're going to warm up.

Yes. Look at this dress.

Wow.

Look at her face.

Yes.

Hot chick dancing.

Yay -er.

When

I

drink, I like to take my clothes off.
I'm definitely not taking my clothes off

like Tamara.

No. Both day on.

No. No.

take them off at night. That's also when
I procreate. Here we go.

I don't know what to do with this
information camera.

Here we go.

Here we go.

I mean,

bourbon's a heavy duty alcohol,
something to be sipped and not guzzled.

little afraid about what's to come.

up, do something.

Come on, Taylor!

Get it, Taylor!

Bring it on, Marco. Let's go, honey.

Your

body

is perfect. I don't even, yeah. It's
like flawless.

My feet. Can we get in our pajamas?

I have to go to the restroom, so I'll
meet you guys in there.

Oh, my God. There's stuff everywhere.

Glitter, glitter everywhere.

Thank you so much.

No, thank you for having me. I
appreciate it so much.

No, Marco's great.

Now I'm cozy.

Now I'm in Ralph Lauren.

Oh, yeah.

Hello?

Because I understand from Omni that
you're misbehaving. Like, no, this is

going to happen.

You know, being a mom is a full -time
job.

I'm always available to be mama.

You were doing something. You were
participating in the fussing.

Foul floor and cashmere.

Isn't it funny that she and I have known
each other for so long?

What's so long mean?

20 years. How did you meet each other?

A friend brought me to her house.

I was really, you'll love the story,
Vicki.

So we ended up in London, ultimately.

I'm going to have a party!

Look at that outfit!

Holy shit!

Let's do it!

All right, all right, let's do a party.
So do you have a party time? She doesn't

know the story, but we're going to
finish her story, and then we will

do a shot with you. My husband was
opening up offices for Lehman Brothers.

have to have some fun. Okay, I'll have
fun.

Come with me to the kitchen.

I'm down to party. I want to drink. I
want to dance. I need music. We're going

to bring her in. Come on, lady. The
party has died.

Everyone's dead.

And we're getting... Oh, sorry.

I thought I had my nipple covers on.

Just met you.

I know you kiss and tell.

So, I don't know if I want to get naked
with you right off the bat. When you're

drunk and you're putting your life in
the hands of Brandy, I mean, what could

wrong?

I'm going to retire.

I'm going to get up in the morning,
knock out my morning show.

This isn't a full vacation for me. I
have a job from 6 to 10. I'm on air.

is your room, so you can do your work.

Yes, this is gorgeous.

I thought you have space.

You can sit up here. It'll be quiet in
the morning. Oh, that's perfect. That's

perfect. That's all I need.

Ladies, thank you. Thank you.

What time is your show?

Five. I want to be on. Am I coming on it
again?

No, you're not, Jill. You would have to
get cleared. I was nationally

syndicated. No. Can I sit on the bed and
listen?

No. Don't do that.

Don't do that, Jill. It's too much.
You'll hear me from the room.

Too much. All right, fine. Calm down,
everybody. Don't get upset about it.

What are you, a lap dog?

This is so awkward.

And thirsty.

Jill's not bad intended. She just
doesn't really get social cues and

sometimes.

She can speak for herself if they know.
You don't have to jump in. She could

say, you know what, Jill, it's not a
good time. But it's a little bit

I have friends who have podcasts and
radio shows. I didn't know how serious a

radio show was. Let me come on. Let me
come on. Let me sit on the bed. Let me

come on. Just don't do that.

Okay.

I'm going to bed.

Me too. I'm going to bed too.

Whatever's going on that she's yelling
at me about is between me and Eva.

What are you putting your two cents in
for?

I'm out.

We're going in there with a party.

Bitch, she's such a fucking bitch.

Who do you think?

This is Dorinda being a bitch. She tried
to be nice tonight, but she couldn't

hold on to it. She just dressed me down
just now. You aren't there. Trust me on

that. I think it makes you awkward.

But you don't have to make me feel bad
about it. We just had a good night and

you picked me up.

I mean, I think I've been pretty
supportive, Dorinda, and I don't think

needed to do that to me.

You really made me feel bad about it.
You know what? I'm out of here. I just

want to go to bed. Go to bed. Thank you.
Let me just go to bed.

Go to bed. You should go to bed.

Jeez.

I'm so in sick of it.

Okay, 9 .45. Do I feel bad she just went
upstairs upset?

Who? Jill, because Dorinda made her feel
like, why are you asking to be on a

radio show?

I'm so f***ing losing it.

Now, you know what? Honestly, I have
been such a good friend to her. I have

holding back so much with Dorinda
because I'm giving her such a pass.

Because number one, it's her f***ing
house. Number two, I know how hard she's

worked. I have never seen really Dorinda
support me. Ever.

I think we had a fun night. Do you? I
think we had a fun night.

I think these old bitches need to take
their estrogen or something.

I'm not sure.

But it's time to party. Thank God for
Tamara.

What is happening?

Why are you crying? What is this? What
happened? What is the thing?

I'm good. Okay. Let me paraphrase. Okay.

So she just wanted to support you. And
she felt as if...

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push myself
on you. When you say I can't do it

because it's syndicated, I don't say I'm
going to lay on the bed. I'm sorry if I

did that. But see, it feels like maybe
over the years you haven't supported her

as much as she's supported you.

Well, that's just her. I don't know if
that happened. I haven't seen Jill for

years. It wasn't all about that.

Woo -hoo!

Yes, y 'all. Thank you. Stay good for
yourself. You're doing the best. Good

night. I love you all.

Move over.

Move over.

How have you supported me for years?

Tell me.

I've supported you.

Poor girl wants to go to bed and do her
show. Leave her alone.

What is happening?

That's how she loves me. But clearly
not.

When you put all these women together,
you definitely have a firestorm.

It's a tornado mixed with a hurricane
with a tsunami.

Oh, Lord.

I came to get you for the dance party,
and then I walked into that mess. I did

not even know anything was happening.

After everything we've been through,
funerals, life, you broke, and you went

these people?

I didn't go anywhere. And you cried over
it. Out of ridiculousness.

I know. Because it wasn't that deep. We
don't know you.

This behavior makes Dorinda a really
horrible person.

I'm not saying she's a bad person, but
her behavior is just intolerable. I love

you. I got to go to bed. I can't deal
with it. I got to go to bed. You can't

deal with it. And there's where you're
weak. I am weak.

She doesn't want you to lay on the bed
while she's doing a radio show.

That's poorly.