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Is it on now?

Oh. See the red?

Mm -hmm.

Good morning.

And welcome to Coffee Talk with Melissa and Kyle.

We are forever bonded by being roommates.

I know.

I mean, we are shower, we have... Holy... That's Ramona.

She's getting in.

Oh, God. Another day.

I'm just keeping my mouth shut all the time.

Like, zip it.

Zip it.

You're so chipper and wonderful. Did you do an interview last night?

I did. I did a drunk interview last night.

Oh, it's wine Melissa.

My favorite Melissa.

Hey,

this is just a little public service announcement.

When I drink red wine, everybody's like, oh, I want to drink wine tonight. I'm

going to get tired.

That's for when you're going to have a nice dinner and go home. Not me.

Uh -uh -uh. I drink red wine. I fly like a kite.

Tipsy Melissa. Melissa, mother... Morgan, that's who I am. When I drink

I'm so happy. A lot of people fall asleep. I get, like, very, like, hey

get, like, like, tennis shape.

Oh, my gosh.

But are you at least having a nice time?

I had a nice time. I had to fuss somebody out yesterday because she was

being very obnoxious. I want to be like her.

I want to be like her.

That's a crock of... Oh, you.

He had gotten out of line with me before and I let it go.

And I was actually really proud of myself for letting it go.

And then she did it again and worse after getting to know me and I just blew

on her, so.

Seems like it's a lot going on.

Yeah. Last night was a lot. I mean, I think that, I think we said this last

night too, I think Cynthia was like reaching, she's reaching a little with

conversation. Don't blame me, you being late. That's wrong. No, no, no, no. You

are the reason why I'm late.

She told you that she had to do my makeup. Then you should have left. No,

but she had to get her money from you.

I mean, I don't know. I just think five minutes, ten minutes, whatever it is, is

not going to ruin anyone's night. But I already said that. Well, like I said

last night, maybe skip the lashes. I don't know. Just a thought.

Housewives in the island, baby!

Housewives in the island, baby!

So let the party start.

This woman's beautiful as ever.

Listen to me talk, boy.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Feel it. Can you feel the island fever?

Feel it, ma.

Margaritas, coffee.

Yeah.

Hi, good morning.

How are you guys?

why I've had a struggle connecting with some of the ladies on this trip. But I'm

starting to be on my own island on an island.

That's a bad feeling when you're on a girl's trip.

So I wanted to bring it all back to the center. Try to become one with my

feelings and try to change the energy. Try to turn it around.

Knock, knock.

Oh, good morning. Oh my God, that's so cute.

Here you go, honey.

Yeah, can you open it? Sure. They package them all nice.

Oh, I like it. Oh, that one's pretty.

Oh, I love this. I love it, love it. I like that one.

No, I love it. I love the color. I love the color for you. I love the color.

Okay, awesome.

All right, great. Oh, my God, I love that one. Okay, so you're good. So

the brand called? The Love Collection by Teresa Giudice.

Okay, great. Yeah, and I felt bad that you got up and left. I was just tired.

I was putting my foot in my mouth.

Digging deeper, and I was just tired. My stomach hurt. I just thought it was

just better for me to go to sleep.

Good morning. How are you? Good morning. It looks like a frittata. Yeah.

No carbs for you, my dear. No carbs for me. It's perfect.

You know, I got to draw the line somewhere. Is this pucci?

Yeah, it's an old one.

Oh, it's so pretty. Thank you. It's an oldie but a goodie.

So how are you doing? I'm good, yeah. We haven't been able to talk really

because, you know, it's been all about the drama of Ramona.

The first night she met him.

Wait a second. What did you just say?

What did you just say?

I actually want to thank you because I've realized I'm so

used to the behavior of Ramona. I let things kind of pass.

You know what I mean? And being all together, it's kind of now come to my

attention. And now it's on my mind.

You know, I have to just learn to shut my mouth. I mean, I'm like that too.

Sometimes I overreact. I do. Well, I appreciate that. I feel like I'm so

on the island. No, no. But no, and I just, yeah, I just got emotional.

I see why the other women fight with her so much. But I feel like Ramona's kind

of lonely. And listen, I guess if you're lonely and sad about your life, then

sometimes you take it out on the people closest to you.

Hey, good morning, Ramona.

Good morning. Can I come in? Yeah, sure, Michael.

How are you today? Hey, Teresa. Hi, Michael. How are you? I'm wonderful.

everyone doing?

How far is the beach that we're going to today?

How far is it from here? It's probably about a 10, 15 -minute drive. Okay, so

we're going to have, I think, paddle boards and stuff like that? Yeah, we

paddle boards and some activities and everything. It's really lovely. I've got

an itinerary here.

You're going to bring your camera and you're going to take photographs of

everyone, right? Yeah, I'm sort of excited about that.

Tonight we have John's party.

Yeah, the dinner party is going to be nice. Awesome.

Are you on the plane?

Yes. Oh, yay!

I can't believe I get to see you tonight. I can't wait to see you. I

where I'm going, but I guess I'll find out now.

We have the agency here in Turks and Caicos. So my husband had to go visit

office, and he just conveniently timed it for when I happen to be in Turks and

Caicos. He misses me.

I will text you. We're going to Ramona's friend's house.

And if you have a white shirt, I think they almost want us to wear white. But

I don't like my white outfit, if it doesn't fit right, I'm going to have to

break the rules.

And Ramona breaks all the rules, so she'll have to deal.

Good morning, everyone.

How are you?

I am feeling great. I had a good night's sleep.

And that's the frittata.

Smells delicious.

What kind of frittata is it? It's a berry and mushroom.

Yum.

Looks great.

Good morning.

How are you?

What do you want, Ramona?

It's a new day. New day. New start.

Have frittatas ready, and I'm sorry that I made your makeup late.

That wasn't my intention. I like Cynthia, and I could tell she was

upset. So even though I don't think I did anything wrong, because I care about

her as a friend, I have to apologize for making her upset.

I'm sorry that it was delayed for you. I really am.

I know I was upset about it last night.

And I'm just like, I feel like, you know, we just keep going back and forth.

I was tired, and that just kind of set me off. And, you know, the lady was,

like, the energy just, it just, and then I was late. You know, I have a thing

about respect and being late. No, no, you're on time. I'm like, I'm on time,

too. Just throw me off. I get it. I mean, I didn't even get my hair done

I didn't want to be late. And, you know, you had the appointment, and I delayed

it even further, so.

I'm tired of the bad behavior, and I'm not going to let her get away with that

anymore. I'm not going to let...

Because if you're saying, if you're vouching for someone being a good

but then where's the good person? I know.

I'm trying to find it. I prayed about it. I just feel reset and rebooted. And

don't want to, you know, just keep going back and forth with you. I appreciate

you. I appreciate that. But I genuinely do like you, Ramona.

Today's a new day. Restart. I appreciate that. All right. Give me a hug. I'm

really trying to come with some different energy today. Okay. I want all

positive energy. Have a fun day at the beach.

Good morning.

Good morning. I love this. Oh, you look so cute.

Sorry. I just want to tell her I like my outfit.

What are you guys talking about?

I was telling Teresa I'm kind of used to the bad behavior. I feel bad that she

left last night. I know. The problem with Mona is it's really sad to watch

because she is obviously very unhappy.

She is. I feel for her now. I feel for her. She's lonely.

You know what she said to me that made me almost cry? What?

She said, yeah, I'm going to stay a couple more days in Turks and Caicos.

know, I have my girlfriend coming. And I said, yeah, you want to stay longer?

She goes, what am I going home to?

Nothing. And I was like, my heart, you know, it's true. You're going home to an

empty house. And what she said yesterday is like, you know, I wish I was like

you. It was sad to me. It was like reaching out for help almost, you know.

It's sad.

And I feel bad for her. I'm not giving her an excuse at all.

It is sad. I just really had to sleep on it, you know. I've grown.

And I just wish the same for her.

Taking, you know, this trip and all of you girls to, like, make me see that her

bad behavior is not acceptable, you know.

And that's my bad that I put up with it all this time. Like, that's not going to

happen anymore.

That's done.

Okay? I'm done.

What do I do with this thing?

Should I tuck it in?

Guys, let's go!

Let's take a look!

Okay, so one, two, three, four, five, six, so we're just Kenya. Okay, Kenya,

we'll meet you in the car, all right? Kenya!

Hi, how you doing?

Can I give that to her?

It's okay, I'll go.

What's the matter?

I don't think she wants to be right there, right now.

Who wants to go in the back?

How are we going to do that? Oh, do you want me to get out? I thought this was a

three -seater one and there was a four -seater one.

Yeah, but I would have to climb in the back of the Ramona and I don't feel like

it. Oh, okay.

How about I go in the back of the Ramona? I don't care.

Yeah, we're swapping.

Thank you, babe.

Have you been doing your cameos here?

I have.

How much do you charge for yours?

125. Yeah.

I've got 30 right now that I have to do. Oh, my goodness.

Look at this. That's a lot.

What?

Money can't buy you class, but Luann is cleaning up on cameos.

Think figures.

I'd be over in the corner doing my cameos, too.

You need to up your price, then.

No, but you know what? The minute I have my price, I get less. I do volume, you

know, because I don't charge as much. How long have you been on there?

A year and a half?

About like two years. Girl, I don't pay for this house I'm looking for. Yeah, so

I'm saying, you know, it's very.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

I took an allergy pill and now I can't open my eyes. No.

It said non -glossy. I'm taking a little nap just while we drive there. All

right, go ahead.

We all hit a wall.

I think we're all overtired. And I haven't had a chance to kind of reboot

reset.

Kyle, I'm actually glad you ended up in the car because I just wanted to share

with you that.

Last night when I left to dinner, I just felt like my energy just was off. And I

don't know if I'm just exhausted.

I was like, what is wrong with me? Like I'm acting like a crazy person.

How do I keep being in this little funk with Kyle?

Who is the prettiest?

Oh, this feels weird.

You can say, you know what, I picked Cynthia because not only is she

on the outside, she's beautiful on the inside. I don't know.

I couldn't do that.

Don't blame me, you being late. That's wrong. No, no, no, no. No, you are the

reason why I'm late. This is all due respect. Like, you know, you can say

because she took five minutes, but, like, you went without Asha. That's not

like, you know, it can't be only about that.

And then when I woke up this morning, I just prayed, and I was like, I think,

and I'm...

I'm so mortified to say this.

What? Now you woke me up. I know. It's getting interesting.

I'm a little jealous that you and Kenya have hit it off.

I came here with her being my friend, and you guys have hit it off, and it's

great to watch, but then it just, like, started to make me a little jealous, and

I hate to admit that, but I love you, I receive you, and I...

Would like to just reset the button and restart.

I really want to leave this island on a good note with you.

It does take a lot to admit, you know, I think I felt, you know, jealous or

whatever, so I thank you. I appreciate Cynthia's apology, and I'm more than

happy to move on.

Do I think that Cynthia and I are going to be great friends?

Probably not.

She's just not that fun.

Cynthia, when it was volleyball day, said to me, Cynthia's a little...

like, mad or jealous that you and I are friends.

She feels like you and I are super clicky. Really? She said it to me when

were on the boat. No, she did not. Yes, she did.

She said that, and I just never said it to you, but that's not the case, right?

Well, that's actually not true in your case.

Okay. To be honest with you, I really hadn't really thought about you.

I was wondering.

That you were bothering her. I was the one that was fucking bothering her.

she mixed it up because she said that to me. Now, that's some boy.

And I'm hurt that Kenya would make that up and tell that to Melissa.

I've just never had to fight for Kenya's attention before.

Because in our group of girls, like, she doesn't have that many friends. Stuff

like this is why Kenya and I are in the situation we're in now.

We'll say, on this trip, I have...

not really hung out with you or spent any time with you. With everybody else,

like, I feel like I've kind of gotten to know, but I haven't really had, like,

any one -on -one time with you. It just hasn't happened. And you know what,

Cynthia? Maybe I stayed away a little bit, too, because once Kenya said that

me, I was like, I don't want to, like, get in there too much. I feel like I'm

not doing that purposely, though. That makes me feel bad, because I really feel

like I knew you well coming into it. I don't honestly know why she said that. I

never... No, I mean, feel bad that you...

That you're saying we haven't spent time together. Yeah. All right. Well, then

let's make an effort to spend a little time together. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I don't like to force anything, but I just wanted to share

with you. Good.

I don't think Melissa and Cynthia are going to be friends in two days. I think

that friendship has failed.

Rock and roll time.

Okie dokie. How you doing?

Oh, my God. Did you bring a flat just thinking? I mean, look at me with these

shoes. Oh, you and me both. We're hilarious.

Yeah, I'm changing my shoes.

At some point, whenever you're ready, I'd like to just talk to you on the

Yeah, well, I've been... I was sick this morning, so I would have come to your

room. Oh, we'll talk.

Welcome, welcome.

Hello, Michael.

How you doing?

Oh, these are so pretty.

Oh, my God, with our names on it. Isn't this cute?

Oh, no, we all need to hold it like our pink.

This is it right here, though. Yeah, here it is. Exactly. That's a shot.

can take the photo.

Yes. Okay, ladies, ready? Make sure your names are shown. So on three, I want

everyone to just put the coconuts forward.

One, two, three.

Oh, my God, amazing. That's lovely. Let's just start right there. Oh, my.

God, you are a pro.

Okay, Miss Luann, what have you got?

Oh, look out.

Oh, my goodness. Hold on.

Hey, there.

That's really sexy.

Pop your bum out a little bit.

To get a good Insta photo, keep your chin down, and that makes your eyes

Like, give me, like, a smile, like a really happy smile.

Maybe not with, like, your legs open, but, yeah, that's a little nicer.

That is beautiful.

So fierce.

Stick your chest out, but suck your stomach in. And, of course, you have to

them that curve that everyone likes to see.

And I like the mystique.

I like, yeah, that just looks expensive.

Yeah, lie down. That's nice.

Can you maybe put one leg up a little bit?

Try the other one. Try the other leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, arm up. I love that.

Oh, Lord, Lord, and Lord of this lady.

I'm not in the mood to take photos.

Hilt your head up a little bit. Mona is.

I'm just being honest here. My bathing suit is ruining my vibe. It only looked

cute with my dress and with everything else off. It's not. I'm not feeling

myself today.

I'm not posing in a bathing suit. What is this, Sports Illustrated?

I don't think so.

What is that?

Oh, my God. See, like, I can't breathe.

All right, I'll go.

I'm going.

All right, so what's the point of this?

Do I want to roll across the water?

No problem.

No problem.

Can I get a blowout while I'm in here?

Maybe. You're going to get a blowout all right.

Look at her. It's your Beyonce moment.

Yes. Bring it.

Oh, my God.

This is so weird.

Oh, yes.

She knows how to work a ball. You know what I mean, lady?

Yes.

it for me hamster it that's sexy hamster show me gerbil show me gerbil oh oh

hold her oh she's doing it oh that's good Luann I didn't say I was gonna do

I have a mic I have a mic how would I just step on I

do love a good roll in the hay so why not a hamster wheel

Too funny.

I may go paddle boarding.

Okay.

You want to get a drink?

I do want to get a drink. What should we get?

I want you to take your glasses off. Take them off? Yeah, because I like your

face. I have no, like, real makeup on today. No, but you don't need it. Can we

have tequila on the rock?

That's the one.

Oh, yeah.

That one for me is really pretty.

Au revoir.

Au revoir.

One, two, three.

Right there. Beautiful.

Are you good?

Yeah, I'm good. I have to have the talk with Ramona. Yeah, for me, I was just

like, I've reset.

I'm going to enjoy the rest of my trip. Right.

And I'm not going to get taken out of my energy. Like, last night, I completely

just checked out. Yeah.

And I'm just trying to figure out what is wrong with me.

Like, what has happened to me?

Like, why am I so upset?

And the only thing I can think of is I'm in a very weird space.

with Kenya right now. She has done a lot of things that really hurt me.

Oh, rum punch. Well, that's exactly what I would like to order as well. Rum

punch. Yes, please.

We are at the end of the trip, like one day left. I'm not really sure where our

friendship stands.

And I'm afraid because I don't think it will ever be the same.

Beautiful. That's amazing.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh,

that's a drink holder.

Micah!

Micah! Hola.

The wind is very strong to come back.

Look at Ramona. I think she's stuck.

Oh,

my God. I am literally only in water up to my knees. I told you. I didn't know

why you wore that thing.

Seriously, I look like a fool.

Michael, it's only two feet of water. I can't do anything about the depth in the

ocean. I'm dead.

Ridiculous.

Michael? Yes?

When you're done with Cynthia, I took my vest off so I can get a better picture

on the paddleboard.

Okay.

Look at what they're doing to her. What did they do to her? Melissa, they

knocked it to her. That's mean.

Oh, no, they did not.

I don't think Ramona has ever dealt with anyone like Kenya before.

Poor Ramona.

I feel bad.

So, ladies, you have a look at the menu and you know what you want to order.

We'll have one of the servers come over and take that order. We're going to sort

of do a bit of a tapas style dining.

Thank you so much.

Hey, Ramona, come.

Okay. Go in here.

Too hot.

Melissa, Melissa, Melissa.

She is the prettiest girl I've seen.

Melissa, Melissa, Melissa, Melissa.

Don't even try to say you're the king.

Let me start, please.

You start.

You know, every day I say, God, grant me the serenity to accept the things

I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know

the difference.

I know I can't change you.

The apologies are just the same they've been for years.

So, Bethany, I guess I came across rude. I just was hot and bothered and hungry.

I'm sorry. I'm going to toast with water. What about me? Oh, you don't

Bethany counts. Oh, right.

Carol, I'm sorry that you were offended.

You know, you're f***ing some 28 -year -old.

This is your apology, Ramona? Oh, wait, I wasn't even invited to the wedding, so

it's called spade to spade.

I knew it. I knew what I heard. She called Tom to get invited.

You know what? You didn't invite me.

You know what? It was a bad call. You know what? It was a bad call. And I am

sorry. Yeah, it was a bad call and I should have done it. What you did

was just continued bad behavior. And I feel like I'm there for you as a friend

and I always have been. I don't remember any...

ever doing anything bad towards you. That would have you behave the way you

towards me. You know what I'm saying?

What is that there? Yummy bread?

This is called bread and butter.

Kaya, I know you don't know about this. It is the fruit of the earth. You know,

we don't have that in Beverly Hills.

We don't eat bread and butter.

To all the women, I realize this bad behavior is not acceptable.

I've given you a pass for So many years, but I'm not going to do it anymore.

I can't continue a friendship being treated the way you treat me.

Well, I know I disappointed you.

I'm disappointed in myself because the last thing I want to do is upset you or

hurt you. Certain things I just should have said it was my business to say, and

that was wrong.

Don't say I'm sorry. I'm not saying I'm sorry. I said I disappointed you. You

don't because I'm not looking for a story. I'm not saying I'm sorry. Okay,

I do care about you, and I love the way that we have gotten closer. And the fact

I disappointed you upsets me.

Maybe I need some...

I have to work on myself at why I say things that are hurtful to other people.

need to delve. I need to delve into myself. I think you need to do a deep

into the things that are issues for you. And, you know, I have so much sympathy

because I think you're really going through something.

You're drinking more than you usually do, which is not like you. Right. And

you're not handling as well as you normally do. I hope you're hearing me.

I'm hearing you loud and clear. I hope we can move on.

And I just want to see a real change.

So I know exactly what you're saying.

And I hear you. And I'm really, you know, you worked on yourself

And I need to do some work on myself.

Absolutely. I don't feel angry with Morona. I have sympathy for her because

feel like she's a little lost right now. And that's when you need your friends.

Thank you. I hope she can evolve and grow.

And if not, you know, I don't know if we can have a friendship.

I just want you to be good. I'm not going to drink today. I really want you

be good. And I care about you. I care about you. Let's have lunch. You guys,

this is delicious.

All right.

How's the food?

Amazing.

How was the talk?

The talk is good because I really disappointed Luann.

Everything I did last night was a betrayal and not right and not what a

should do. So obviously there's something in me I need to work on to

a better person.

Everybody is innately a good person, and sometimes they make mistakes.

Ramona just happens to make more than most people.

It's very hard for her to play nice.

She's not going to change.

We have done a lot of work for herself, and she's changed tremendously.

So, yeah, so that's the story.

Ramona needs a little bit more yoga in her life and more effects, and then she

will be chill.

So we'll see.

Time will tell. It always does.

Moving on. I get to see my husband tonight.

Kyle, if I would have known, I would have brought Louie. You should have told

me. Well, he actually had to come here for business. Lucky you. You're going to

get lucky tonight. You have sex at dinner parties, so if we see you sitting

his lap tonight, you have sex at dinner parties. You guys, that was also when I

was younger. Show us how it went down. Will you, please?

So, it's like this. Let me just go over and, honey, sit on your lap for a

minute. Ew!

I need to get out of this bit first.

Yeah, it's like...

My dress is bothering me.

So you were like dancing and you were like, oh my God, I love it. It's so much

fun. We're all having so much fun. I'm dancing with you, baby.

Right. I love it. And then I was like, okay, I'm done.

Maybe I should wear this. I don't know.

sexy. I love that.

But let me see what else.

Okay,

let's check in in a minute.

Oh, look at how cute.

Lip powder.

I'm dry.

Check, check, check.

Hot whistle.

Hi. So you think you'll be ready by 730?

Please, please.

You can be ready in 15 minutes.

Okay, which one do you want for your eye?

Oh, okay. Which one?

Maybe that? Not so much? Fine.

I don't know. Which one do you think I should wear?

Do you like that?

Very dramatic.

All right, so we'll see you in 10 minutes. All right, I've got to hurry

my God.

Melissa, will you be ready in 10 minutes?

I'm not putting this on. Oh, come on. It's fun.

No. You know what I will do? I'll put them right here for you. All right,

But make sure you don't put them just by your eye. Because you know what? I want

everyone with such a good mood today.

And don't look at me. When you look at me, don't you smile when you see this on

my face? I do.

You just look so joyous with that on.

Yes to cutouts on a dress.

No to crystals on the face. Not fashionable.

Not in this decade.

What did Joey say to you?

I'm good.

Hey, can I come in for a quick second?

Oh, sure.

Okay, great. So I thought this would be kind of fun for everyone to wear if

you're in the mood to do it. I think they're all beautiful.

Oh.

But I'll give you this if you want to put it on the side or something. Oh,

You know, you'll decide.

Okay. I know you all want to look good and you're looking glam as always and

beautiful. So do you think you'll be ready like by 7 .30?

Probably 7 .45, no later than that.

Okay. Okay, thank you. Thank you.

Ramona's being just as fake as the crystal on her forehead.

The only reason that she cares what time I'm going to be ready is because she

needs to know how quickly she's going to be seeing her fake boyfriend, John.

All right, well, I'm the only one ready. It's so crazy.

All right, girls, we're being rude to John.

I'll be ready in two minutes.

I love you, and I will see you in a little bit. Bye, honey.

Hi. Hi.

Where's everyone?

It's weird because, you know, I'm too old for that.

They're like, hi, I'm going to sit over here jealous of these folks.

Beautiful. Thank you. Your husband's going to be so happy to see you.

Thank you.

Watching them like, oh, my God, your hair looks so cute. Oh, my God, I love

dress. Oh, my God, let's go have avocado toast together.

I just feel like a little jealous. Like, I want to go with them and have avocado

toast.

All right, Carol.

Back into last night.

Unbelievable.

How far away is this place?

We've got to go change.

Ramona's crushed all the time.

I had a fancy dress, but I heard it's like a beachy, right? Yeah, it's like

beachy. He, for some reason, he was very, very firm on this, that he wanted

outside. Maybe he thinks we're going to throw stuff.

No, no, no, no. He just likes to beach. I'm feeling really good.

I definitely feel Cynthia and I can leave as good friends now, and I believe

Luann accepted my apology.

I don't really care anymore.

Thank you so much.

This is pretty.

Landscaping, then.

It's like, can you find the house?

No, that's not funny.

I'm scared.

I feel like it's like a tree house or something.

Oh, wow. This is cute.

Oh, hey. How are you? You guys suck in. How are you? Nice to see you. Welcome.

Good to see you again. Thank you so much for having us. Oh, my pleasure. Hi,

John. How are you?

Are you good?

Hey. How are you? I like it. Thank you. Good to see you.

Good to see you. Well, thank you for having us. Oh, my pleasure. Well, this

John's bachelor pad.

How are you?

Nice to meet you again.

Hey, how are you? Look at the sparkles.

I'm very festive.

You want some sparkles, too?

Ramona, no one wants those face crystals.

Hi, Ramona.

If you're in the mood, you can have one of these.

If you want to wear one.

Wow, this is pretty.

Oh, wow, look at this beach.

How pretty.

I've had the property a long time, and then I built the house, sort of.

But it's just me and my dogs, and I'm from a big family, so I have a lot of

people to visit.

Oh, nice.

John is a staple of the Turks and Caicos. He's got his restaurant, he's

beautiful home, he's got a great body, and there's plenty of women that would

like to be with John, including Ramona. And I'm not so sure about that, because

there is no look of love in that guy's eyes.

There just isn't.

Here, thank you for co -hosting with me. The setting is prettier than I

imagined. I know you sent me some photos, but it doesn't do it justice. It

very special place.

Well, come see it in the daytime sometime.

No, I will. I like your conch selection, right? Those little conches.

Have you ever blown a conch horn?

Conch. No, conch.

C -O -N -C -H. Conch. There's an N in there.

Conch. Conch.

I do have one.

Oh, boy. John has an amazing conch selection named after the conch shack.

Have you never been here before?

Blow water on one.

Oh,

people do that?

Wow.

That's like a shofar. We do that in temple.

Does that mean pin or trade? What is that? Hi, girls.

Good to see you.

How are you?

How's it going?

Are you guys having fun? Are you good? I think it's really cute that Mauricio

stopped in. It's actually making me miss Joe right now. I wish he could just pop

in magically for a little dinner.

All right. Let's all go for dinner. Should we head down to the beach for

Yeah, either way.

Ah, good. The bar's set up.

around here. I've got to make sure the caterers stock a full bar down here.

Can we be best friends?

Of course!

I'm going to find you a nice Jersey boy.

Forever and ever.

How about a nice Italian boy, no?

Wow, John. Very impressive.

Your own private beach?

That's true.

So are you seating people, Ramona? It's seated, yeah. Oh, you already seated it?

Oh, cool. Yeah, the caterers did it all. Oh, okay. I don't even know where he

put everybody seated. I just saw Ramona.

I just see your name. I'm right here. All right. Well, there you go. I love

Ramona's taking over the hostess seat right next to John and like answering

John's questions for him.

Oh, sure. I would love flat water. And I think he likes the sparkling, which is

so Ramona.

Oh, thank you. It's delicious.

Your wife is hilarious.

I love her. That is great. We're having fun.

She's always up to, like, a good time.

I love that you joined in on the party with that. I just stuck something right

here. I think you were the only one that... Oh, no.

Cynthia did it, too. Yeah, Cynthia.

What's that?

You have to go on past the break. I think it's from Kenya.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I want to thank John for allowing us to do this. Thank you, John. Oh, my

pleasure. Thank you for coming. Thank you for co -hosting this with me. I

appreciate it. The place is even prettier and more beautiful than you've

described it. Seriously, it's magical.

This is special. So you own all of it?

Three acres. Oh, so beautiful.

Yeah. I would never leave here, ever.

No children, never been married, living on an island.

I mean, I think you are the epitome of what men wish they would have done.

So what is the right woman for you? Like, what's your type? What are you

for? What's the right woman for you? I don't know that I'm looking for anything

because I'm happy with that. But, I mean, I love it.

What would you like to call it?

Intelligent. You know, beauty fits, but, you know. So Luann is very intelligent.

And, obviously, she's very funny.

So do you have a physical type?

Oh, poor John. Don't put him on the slide. He's a ho.

Well, let's do this. Does he like blondes or brunettes?

I feel bad for Ramona because I know she likes John.

But see, this is the thing. You can't keep poking the bear because when you

the bear, you never know how the bear is going to react.

Ramona went for Kenya a lot of times called their big and you know you and

now Kenya's like you I spent some time with you guys and you know a couple and

was expecting a little more drama and you guys all seem to like each other and

it's really refreshing and nice no I mean it's nice I mean you're you weren't

paying attention

What happened on the yacht the other day?

What happened on the yacht the other day?

We both want to hear it.

Do we have to repeat the story?

You're on such a good page right now. Oh, my God. We just had a crazy.

Do we have to really talk about it right now? They were talking about Ramona

trying to blackmail.

Actually, no, it's not true.

Luann. I would never blackmail anyone. And then what else happened?

Oh, my God.

They were talking about Ramona trying to blackmail Luann. Actually, no, it's not

true.

And what else happened?

Oh, my gosh.

It's almost like when you're at, like, dinner with your children, and you're

grinding your teeth, and you're like, you better behave.

Ramona was like, girls, we're going to behave nicely. We're at my friend's

house. And then Kenny's like, yeah, no, we're actually not.

I got cursed at, and then, you know, she told me to fuck off.

They were crying and running around, and it was like, oh, my God, okay.

Well, she was looking like she was crying, but there were actually no tears

coming out of her eyes.

Wow.

Yeah, it was an interesting story. And I love you, too, Kenya. Yeah, it's a lot.

Cheers to Kenya. I don't think you do. Yeah, I don't think you do. Because you

said, fuck you to me and fuck off.

Do you really think this is the right time and place?

Yeah, it was that. We were talking about things that happened. We had a

beautiful man's dinner.

I'm hosting it. You're having a great time, right, John?

Yeah, but I want everyone to be happy too, right? We're happy. We're laughing.

We're having a great day. Who in the world is totally happy?

What does happy mean? I don't know.

What does this thing you call happy mean?

I'm actually embarrassed because John and our other guests do not need to hear

this. This is not proper dinner conversation.

And this is really low, even for Kenya. I'm just playing with everybody.

And Luann right now is just a little bystander, not saying, hey, Kenya, stop.

Not good conversation.

Miss Manners. Miss.

etiquette but

we

have to do it in any case flirting with john and give ramona a little ride

that's what i'm looking for giving her The medicine she probably needs.

Oh, I have my opportunity.

Yes, do it.

This situation reminds me of that movie, Carlito's Way.

Oh, pretty.

That's so beautiful.

Remember, he's trying to escape. He's trying to get on the train with the love

of his life. And the guy calls his name and says, remember me?

And then shoots him right there.

Oh, we're going to have to do some s'mores, John.

Yes, we are. Do you have any?

Marshmallows, too?

Kenya's Benny Blanco.

Chocolate.

Ramona's not going to make it out of this dinner with the love of her life

way it's going. I can't handle this part. She's running right in on her man.

Are you from Toronto? That's right.

Awesome.

I used to take my hoops off.

I grew up in Toronto. My family's from Toronto. My mom was from Toronto.

I love Toronto. Toronto's one of the best places ever.

look pretty damn good together.

Toronto is like an amazing city. I really think it's the most international

in the world. Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but I'm

to go to the ladies' room. I just go right up and walk down by the kitchen.

no, don't go all the way up. This one right here.

Where? Right there.

No, Toronto's amazing.

Lou,

where's the ladies' room?

Ramona, come.

I don't know where to go.

Try the path, Ramona.

Can you show me the ladies? Okay, someone will escort me. Thank you, thank

I understand Kenya being upset with Ramona, but I would rather see her

her off the paddleboard than doing what she's doing right now with John.

Where did Cynthia go? It feels bad, and I don't think anybody is not noticing

that. It's hard to be mean when somebody's actually being nice. Not only

like, she clearly...

I mean, she's having a good time. Like, she's probably been looking forward to

this night the whole night. And then that's when it turns into, like... No,

I don't like, like, okay, let's just be mean now. Oh, the s'mores must have

arrived.

Because those girls love s'mores. Can I be honest about what we were just

talking about?

Sure. We...

We were feeling bad about the whole thing that just happened at the table.

would she bring this up now? Because you have underlying issues you haven't

resolved. But you don't do it at a dinner.

At a seated dinner at a dinner. It's called time and place. That's why you

have to talk. From the moment I met her, she always was saying antichrist things

to me, and she tried to push my buttons. I usually am pretty good about gut

feelings, but I see her like a...

having fun with you. We're laughing. We're snorting. I see her from the side

kind of like a little child.

Like, I don't want to have fun. But she's like, I feel like she's even

that I'm bonding with whether it's you or you or her or her. I don't need to

feel bad about myself.

Like, she'll say, like, I did A, B, C, and D to Luann. It's not true. That's a

lie. What was A, B, C, D? Whatever.

Those are all lies.

Kenya's had to stick up her butt from the moment she met me. But even for

this is out -of -the -box rude. I realize that everybody can like

at this point, I am not like everyone. in Kenya, and I have no interest in her

as a friend.

Obviously, Kenya is making those comments because they still have not

these things.

You have a problem with me, but don't demean me and be nasty in front of all

peers. That is wrong. It's not classy. It's not elegant. But you have to get to

a point where you guys can have a conversation.

I'll figure it out. Well, I really like Kenya and Ramona both, and watching

Ramona be hurt by Kenya is making me feel sad.

I'm going to get you to dance.

Nobody wants that.

We have one day left on the island.

And I know that both of these women are great people.

But they're not going to see that in each other unless they sit down and have

actual conversation.

But we're running out of time.

Boom. There you go. See? You're dancing.

There you go. Boom.

There you go.

Everyone's safe home.

Well, we don't have to worry about you because you are home.

And I don't need to worry about you going to too many bars because I think

they're all closed. I think they're all shut down.

What if I go with you?

Maybe no one will notice.

You know what? You should give me your contact.

I will.

How do I do that?

I am good. Do you have your phone? Yes.

Good. You take mine.

Poor Ramona.

The way I left the flirt, I could care less.

He's all yours, Luanne, if you want him.

The guy was dancing with Kenya.

He's getting Luanne's number.

I mean.

And then you can text me and I'll let you know.

That's how it works? That's how it works.

A lot of time I checked, unless you have an update.

Ladies. Yes?

I'm being naughty and leaving with my husband.

Oh. Good. As you should.

We wouldn't expect anything less. I have no makeup remover, nothing.

Are you going for a night cast?

I'm going for a nightcap. All right. Lots of love. Love you, ladies.

Bye. Have good sex.