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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode-- here's Kris.

Our story tonight is
about three photographs.

I'm sure you know who this is.

This is Harriet, of course.

I'm sure you know who this.

This is Kris.

Now, this girl--

I don't even know her name.

Sure is pretty,
though, isn't she?

These three photographs are
the basis of our story tonight.

It's called "The Desk Photo."

We hope you like it.

It looks like
everybody's out to lunch.

Yeah.
Rick?

I'll be right with you!

Sounds like Rick's
voice is changing.

- Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
- Hi, Connie.

- Hi, Kris.
- Hi.

What can I do for you?

Oh, we were just
in the neighborhood

and thought we'd stop past
and say hello to the boys.

Oh, I'm sorry.
They're both out to lunch.

Oh, I guess they didn't
know we were dropping in

to check up on them.

Oh, they should be
back in a few minutes

if you'd like to wait.
Oh, no, that's OK.

Thanks.

It wasn't anything
really important.

Excuse me, I'd better
answer that and look busy.

A nice picture
of June, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

I think she gave that to
Dave for his birthday.

- Wait a second.
- What's the matter?

I want to make
sure of something

before I start sounding off.

Bye.

How do you like that?

Rick doesn't have a
picture of me on his desk.

Well, he probably hasn't
gotten around to it yet.

But David has a picture
of June on his desk.

Well, don't forget,
she gave it to him.

Besides, Rick has a picture
of you on his desk at home.

Yeah, and you know how old
I was when that was taken--

16.

Why don't you have
some new ones taken?

Surprise him.

Well, there's an awfully
good photographer right

here in the building
on the second floor.

Say, that's right.

He took our Christmas
card pictures one year.

Does Dad have a picture of
you on his desk or someplace?

Yeah, it seems to me
he has a picture of me--

well, he used to.

Let's both go get
our pictures taken.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

I've got a surprise for you.

You mean dinner's ready?

No, something else.

And if you're not nice to me,
I won't tell you what it is.

OK, what is it?

You're not very observant.

You're wearing new perfume.

That's the roast.

What is it?

Look around.

You waxed the floor.

I did not.

No, I guess you didn't.

Well, what is it?

I may not tell you.

Come on, I'm just
beginning to get interested.

OK.

I've got it.

You're Patty Duke!

It's very nice.

What's it for?

What do you mean
what's it for?

It's for you.

It's for your desk
at the office.

Oh, good.

Don't you like it?

Yeah, of course I do.

It just kind of
surprised me, that's all.

David's got a picture
of June on his desk.

Yeah, I know it.

And I'm going to
put this on my desk.

It's very nice, and I like it.

You don't sound
very enthusiastic.

What do you want me to do?

Jump up and down?

It's beautiful,
you're beautiful,

and I love the picture.

You're sure now?

Look, I'll make
a new entrance,

and we'll start all over again.

Hi.

Hey, you had your picture taken!

It's beautiful!

Now, where is it?

I hid it, because you hate it.

I don't hate it.
I like it!

Come on.
Give it to me.

- You hate it.
- I do not.

It's beautiful.

Where is it?

See?

Beautiful.

Now, how about some dinner?

You hate it.

It's beautiful.

Give it to me!

What are you doing out here?

I can't find the dart board.

Have you seen it anyplace?

No, but I haven't
been looking for it.

I've been looking for you.

Oh, well, I'm right here.

Where's the dart board?

I don't know.

What do you want it for?

Well, I found these
darts over here,

but I have nothing
to throw them at.

Do you think maybe it
might be up in the attic?

I haven't the faintest idea.

Would you be interested in a
little surprise I have for you?

Uh, you're
overdrawn at the bank?

No, it's possible, but it
isn't what I had in mind.

Here, take a look at this.

Oh, it's very nice.

What is it?

What do you mean, what is it?

It's a picture of me.

I know that.

I recognized you right away.

What's it for?
It's for you!

Don't you like it?

Oh, yes!

It's very nice.
Thank you.

I thought maybe you could put
it on your dresser or your desk

or someplace.
Uh, well, yeah.

Well, you just gave me a picture
for my dresser, didn't you?

Just a little while ago?

You mean, the one
where I'm holding

Dave and Ricky on my lap?

Yeah, I guess it
was quite a while ago.

- You don't like it, do you?
- Yeah!

Yes, I do!

It looks just like you.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

Hey, here's an idea!

Now, five points for each of the
eyes, 10 points for the nose,

and two points for
each of the teeth.

You're leaving kind
of early, aren't you?

Yeah, I got a lot
to do this morning.

Do you have everything?

Yeah, I think so.

I have to stop by
the fraternity,

and I have to take these papers
over to Judge Willoughby.

You sure you haven't
forgotten anything?

Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

I almost forgot these contracts.

I have to take them
over to the office.

And you haven't
forgotten anything else?

Not that I can think of.

Something that's
worth a thousand words?

Hey, that's right!
Your picture!

Where is it?

- Right here.
- Oh, yeah.

It's beautiful.
You were going to forget it.

No, I wasn't.

I couldn't find it.

You had it hidden behind you.

Why don't you admit it?

You hate it.

I do not!

Now, come on, give it to me.

Maybe I should have
worn my hair differently.

I think it looks great.

I'm going to take it down to the
office and put it on my desk,

so everybody can see it.

My keys.

Hey, where's the picture?

I put it in your briefcase.

You were going to
forget it again.

I'll see you later.

Aren't you
forgetting something?

Well, you said you
put it in my briefcase.

Oh.

- Hey, Wally?
- Oh, hi, Rick.

Hi.

I need those lecture notes you
borrowed from me last week.

Oh, yeah, just a second.

Hey, Dave, I got to have
those lecture notes back!

Hey, Ken!

I got to have those
lecture notes back!

Bob!

I need those lecture notes back!

- They'll return it.
- I hope so.

I'm in kind of a hurry.

Hey, here's something I need.

Ginger?

No, no, I mean, the frame.
Can I borrow it?

What for?

Well, I'm in kind of a spot.

Kris gave me a picture
of herself for my office,

and I figured the sooner
I get it in a frame

and on my desk, the better.

Well, I suppose I
could rent it to you.

How about $5 a week?

Hey, wait a minute!

Wasn't this my frame
in the first place?

Oh, really?

Well, then how about $0.50?

I just need it till I can
get another one at the store.

Well, OK.

But don't run off
with Ginger's picture.

Hey, who's this?

Oh, my gosh, I
forgot all about her.

I doubt that.

Who is she anyway?

Oh, just a little
girl I knew slightly.

Somehow, I don't think Ginger
cared for her too much.

Well, you'd better
take her, too.

Oh, no, no.

She's all yours.

- Well, here are your notes.
- Oh, thanks, Dave.

Here you are, Rick.
Thanks.

I'd better get going.

I got to stop off at Judge
Willoughby's, and then

get over to the office.

I'll see you guys later.

OK, take it easy.

See you later.
Where's the frame?

- I loaned it to Rick.
- What for?

I don't know.

I think it has something
to do with getting married.

Married?

Hello?

Hi, Mom.

Oh, hi, Kris!

How's everything?

Oh, fine.

How's everything with you?
Oh, fine.

I was just wondering
how Dad liked

the picture you had taken.

Oh, I think he liked it OK.

How did Rick like his?

Oh, about the same.

He hated his, too.

I'm afraid that
was Ozzie's reaction.

Rick even forgot it when
he was leaving this morning.

If I hadn't put it
in his briefcase,

he would have left it at home.

You're lucky.

I'm not even sure
Ozzie still has mine.

I don't know what it is.

Maybe I didn't have
the right hairdo.

Well, I thought yours
was a beautiful picture.

Thanks.

I thought yours
was beautiful, too.

Hey, I got an idea.

Next time, we'll give the
pictures to each other.

Hi.

Oh, hi, Rick.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Dave.

Did you drop
those contracts off

at Judge Willoughby's office?

Yeah, he wasn't in yet, so I
left them with the secretary.

- Thanks.
- Oh, by the way, Kris called.

Oh, does she want
me to call her back?

No, she said if
she has time, she

might drop in a little later.
Well, that figures.

What do you mean?

She wants to make sure I
have her picture on my desk.

I don't see it.

I've got it in here.

She had it taken
especially from my desk,

so I'd better make sure
it's here when she comes in.

Well, come on, let's see it.

I've got so much
stuff in here.

Hey, wait a second!

Where's the picture frame?

What picture frame?

Well, I stopped
off at the fraternity

and borrowed a frame
for the picture.

Hey, I'll bet it's in that
folder I dropped off at Judge

Willoughby's.

Boy, you're really mixed up.

What time did Kris
say she'd be in?

Sometime this morning.

Gee, I'd better
get a hold the Judge

and see if I can get the
picture before she gets here.

I'm calling him now.

Judge Willoughby, please.

Rick Nelson calling.

Oh, thank you.

Line 2, Rick.

Hello?

Thank you.

She's getting it.

You know, I can remember when
we used to practice law around

here.

Hello?

Judge Willoughby?

It's Rick Nelson.

Oh, hi, Rick!

Say, I'm glad you called!

I found a picture here
that must belong to you.

Yes, sir.
That's why I was calling.

It's a picture of my wife.

Really?

This is your wife, you say?

She had it taken so I
could keep it on my desk

here at the office.

Oh, well, that could be
quite an inspiration to you.

Listen, if you'll just
leave it with your secretary,

I'll be right over
to pick it up.

Oh, look, maybe I
can save you some time.

I have a business appointment
right over at your building

in about 10 minutes.

Why don't I drop it off for you?

Well, gee, I'd
sure appreciate it.

Thanks a lot.
Oh, that's OK.

Glad to do it.

Well--
oh!

Who is that, may I ask?

My dear--

Take your time.

And it had better be good.

Oh, my dear, believe me.

This is the wife of Rick Nelson.

He's a law clerk at
Dobson and Kelly's.

Oh, come on.
You can do better than that.

Honest, honey!

I just found it right
here in this folder!

Believe me, I
wouldn't lie to you!

Honest, I'm a judge!

Come on, Judge.

Come on.

Do you think we ought
to call his office

and see if he's left yet?

Relax, will you?

It's only been about 10 minutes.

I just hope he gets
here before Kris does.

I'm sure he will.

Look, I hate to interrupt
your domestic problems,

but do you suppose you could
start doing a little work here?

Well, you don't expect me to
concentrate on anything now,

do you?

I don't expect you
to do any thinking.

Just a little work.

Where are those contracts
you took home last night

on the Waldemore merger?

Oh, they're right here.

I want you to void 'em.

And I have to draw
up some new ones.

- OK.
- Don't throw 'em away, though.

Just stamp Void on each page
and put them in the file.

I may have to refer
to them later.

OK.

Connie?
Yeah?

You think he's got
the right address?

Well, sure, he's been
here several times.

How are you doing?

OK, I guess.

Gee, I wonder where
the heck he is.

I don't know what you're
so worried about anyway.

What's the big deal?

Well, it's just
that I wasn't too

enthusiastic about the
picture when she showed it

to me last night, and this
morning, I almost walked out

of the house without it.

So if it's not on my desk, she's
going to think I don't like it.

- Well, do you?
- Of course I do.

Wait.

Is that the picture?

Yeah.

Oh, I thought it was
over Judge Willoughby's.

Well, so did I, but I guess
she must have slipped it

in with the contracts.

- Morning.
- Oh, good morning.

Good morning, Judge.

Well, here's
your picture, Rick.

Oh, thank you very
much, but I think

this calls for an explanation.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

You have a very
attractive wife here.

I'd like to meet her sometime.

Here she comes now.

This is my wife.
This is Judge Willoughby.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Oh, I see you got a
frame for my picture.

Oh, yeah.

Have you seen the
picture Kris gave me?

Oh, uh, yeah.

This is really something.

Oh, come on now.

Uh, Connie, have
you seen this?

This is Kris's picture.

Oh, yes.
Very nice.

That's the dress I wore
to the dance last week.

Oh, really?

My dear, I'll
bet you're hungry.

Well, a little.

Would you like some lunch?

Well, yeah, I guess so.

Well, look, I've got a
lot of work to do here,

so why don't you and Connie go
out and have lunch together?

- Yeah, that sounds great.
- OK.

How about the Terrace Room?

Yeah, that sounds good.

Have a nice time.
Thank you.

Naturally, it's on
the expense account.

Oh, yeah, sure.

On his expense account.

Very nice to have met
you, Judge Willoughby.

Oh, thank you.
Same to you.

Goodbye.

I imagine you're wondering
what this is all about.

Oh, no, no, that's all right.

I'm sure whatever
it is, you'll handle

the situation discreetly.

Actually, this picture
belongs to a friend of mine.

Rick just got the
pictures mixed up.

Oh, please, gentlemen, no
explanations are necessary.

If the case comes up before
me, I'll disqualify myself.

So long, Judge.

Bye, Judge.

Well, at least so far,
you've managed to survive.

Now, what?

Well, the first thing is
to get rid of this picture.

I hate to do this to you, but
it's for your own happiness.

Not to mention yours.

Now, what?

Well, I'll get another
print of the picture.

Who's the photographer?

Well, I don't know, but his
name should be on the back.

On the back of that picture?

Yeah.

- Hey, Pop?
- Oh, hi, Rick!

Wanna play some golf?
Oh, no, thanks.

I wanted to ask you something.

Mom gave you a picture
of herself, didn't she?

Yeah.

Do you know where it is?

Yeah, it's right here.

Brought it down to
get a frame for it.

Pretty nice, huh?
Yeah, it sure is.

You know where it was taken?

Lee Studios.

That's right in your
office building.

Yeah, thanks a lot, Pop.

Uh, Rick?

You could have saved
yourself a trip.

Why didn't you ask Kris?

She had one taken
at the same time.

Well, it would have
been kind of embarrassing.

You see, I burned it up.

You burned up Kris's picture?

Yeah, it was an accident.

It's kind of a long story.

I'll tell you about it later.

Uh, Rick!

This is ridiculous.

What happened to your
mother's picture?

You're standing on it, Pop.

Oh, no!

Sheesh!

Looks like you've been
throwing darts at it.

I hate to rush you, but
tomorrow will be too late.

It's got to be today.

Yeah, right now.

All right, let's see
what we can do, Mr. Nelson.

I'd sure appreciate it.

I didn't do too bad here.

Five points through the nose.

You're in luck.

I found a couple of extras.

Oh, great!

If you don't
mind, Pop, I think

I'll just grab mine and run.

OK.

See you later.

Sneaky way to get the
old man to pay the bill.

Did you get it?

- Yeah, framed and all.
- Good for you.

Just in time, too.

They're right behind me.

Get this out of sight, will you?

- What's that?
- Oh, great!

It's a picture of Mom!

I must have picked
up the wrong one!

This just isn't my day.

- Hi.
- Hi.

We had a wonderful lunch.

Yeah, I'd like to
eat there every day.

Well, I guess you
want to get on home.

I'll see you tonight.

Wait a second.

Where's my picture?

Well, it's right here.

Looks just as good as ever.

Sure does.

Here, let me have that.

See, I think I'll
put it right here.

Well, here it is.

What was that all about?

I mean, what was Dad
doing with my picture?

I got this new
frame for it, and I

wanted you to be surprised.
Oh, I am.

It's very nice.

It's a beautiful
picture, isn't it?

- It sure is.
- Thank you.

Well, I guess everything
worked out OK, after all.

Well, almost everything.

Oh, great.

Where are you going?

Be right back.

Now, now, close your eyes.

I've got a little
surprise for you.

- A surprise for me?
- That's right.

Close your eyes.

I have here a picture of
the most beautiful girl

in the world--

my sweetheart.

Ah-ah, don't open 'em yet.

And the most interesting
part about this

is, she's been framed
by her own husband.

Can I open 'em yet?

No, no.

Uh, not yet.

Keep 'em closed now.

Surprise!

Oh!

Isn't that nice?

Beautiful picture,
beautiful girl,

and a beautiful new frame.

In just a couple of minutes,
Rick is going to sing for us.

Before he does,
however, I thought

you might be interested
in a little incident that

happened during the
filming of tonight's show.

Remember the scene where
Rick decided he'd better

burn Kris's picture?

We'll run it again, just
to refresh your memory.

I hate to do this to you, but
it's for your own happiness.

Not to mention yours.

Now, what?

I'll get another
print of the picture.

Who's the photographer?

Well, I don't know, but his
name should be on the back.

On the back of that picture?

Yeah.

That's the way you saw
the scene in the picture.

But just as we were about
to shoot it the first time,

somebody suggested that maybe
the photograph wouldn't burn.

So just to make
sure that it did,

they sprinkled a little lighter
fluid in the wastebasket.

So this is what happened
on the early take.

Believe me, it was
quite a surprise,

especially to David and Ricky.

I hate to do this, but
it's for your own happiness.

Not to mention your happiness.

Now, what?

And the moral
of that story is,

don't sprinkle lighter
fluid in the wastebasket.

Well, here's Rick
to sing for us.

I walk in and cry.

Hiding tears, I
can't cry out loud.

I can't let them see me cry.

They don't care if I live or
die, and it's a mean old world.

Let me tell you, it's a mean
old world when you need someone.

I sit in my room.

It's a room filled with gloom.

I sit and wait by the
telephone, but no one

cares if I'm all alone.

And it's a mean old world.

Let me tell you, it's mean old
world when you need someone.

Sometimes my friends
don't understand me.

Sometimes they can be so cruel.

All I hope is someday,
I'll find someone

to love my whole life through.

I walk down the street.

Hide my face from
the people I meet.

They don't see the
tears in my eyes.

They don't care or even realize
that it's a mean old world.

Let me tell you, it's me old
world when you need someone.

It's a mean old world
when you need someone.

It's a mean old world.

Babe, I need someone.

Oh, it's a mean old world.

Oh, I need someone.

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