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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode, here's Kris.

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Hi, Wally.
Hi, Sean.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi.

Hey, you want to play
a little poker tonight?

Well, I don't know, but
why are we whispering?

Well, I still owe Jack
a few bucks on my tab here

and he thinks I
don't have any money.

Well, how about it?

Well, I'll check with Kris.

I'm sure it'll be OK
though, unless she

has something else planned.

When will you know for sure?

- In about 30 seconds.
- Hi.

Hi, Kris.

Look, we got a telegram.

Oh, good for us.
Who's it from?

I don't know, I
haven't opened it.

But it isn't from anybody
in my family or yours.

Well, how do you know
if you haven't opened it?

'Cause I called and asked 'em.

Oh, naturally.

Why don't you open
it and find out?

OK.

Why don't you open it?

Did you check with David?

Yeah, he was the
first one I called.

Well, here, give me it.
I'll open it.

What's it say?

It's from a girl.

What's a girl doing
sending you a telegram?

- It's not for me, it's for you.
- Are you sure?

It's one of your girlfriends.

She's going to visit us.

- Oh, yeah, Sally!
- What does she look like?

Is she married?

Very attractive, no.

- Does she have any money?
- I really don't know.

She's coming here
to go to school.

Remember I told you she wrote
to me about a month ago?

Well, yeah, it seems to me
I remember something about it.

I haven't seen her in
about two or three years.

Her plane's coming in an hour.

Well, why don't we go out and
meet her and invite her over

to dinner?
Sure you don't mind?

Oh, of course not.

Come on, let's go.

Well, hey, what
about the poker game?

Oh, maybe I better
forget about it.

If I can make it,
I'll let you know.

What about the check?

I've got mine right here.

Well, yeah, but
what about mine?

I'm broke.

I thought you said
you had some money.

Well, I do, but not right now.

I always figured maybe
you'd cash a check for me.

Are you kidding?

Rick?

Here, I'll take it.

Oh, well, thanks!

Gee, Kris, your house
is just beautiful.

Thank you.

It's usually not
as neat as this,

but when we found out
you were coming over,

we raced around
for an hour trying

to get things straightened up.
Don't listen to him.

Well, maybe it was
about 45 minutes.

Would you like to
go and call your folks

and let them know
you arrived OK?

Oh, gee, that would be
nice if you don't mind.

No, go ahead.

Why don't you use the
phone in the bedroom

and I'll go get dinner started.
Oh, OK.

It's right in there.

Thank you.

She's a real nice
girl, isn't she?

Yeah, she sure is.

We haven't seen each other
in about two or three years.

Yeah, I know, you both
said that, several times.

I know, but I wanted to
make sure you were listening.

She's very attractive,
don't you think?

Yeah, very pleasant, too.

Very friendly.

I was afraid at first
you wouldn't have anything

to talk about.

After all, we haven't
seen each other--

I know, in about
two or three years.

What's this
about a poker game?

You weren't planning on
going out tonight, were you?

Oh, I don't know.

I figured I'd wait
and see what happened.

I wish you'd stick around.

I mean, just in case we do
run out of things to say.

Oh, did you get them OK?

Oh, yes.

I told him everything was fine
and that I was at your house.

They said to be
sure and say hello,

and they hoped that
you remembered them.

Oh, of course.
I remember them very well.

Well, they weren't too sure.
After all, it's been about--

Two or three years.

Oh, do you ever
see Mary Ellen?

I saw her just before I left.

She said they had a
wonderful time in Hawaii.

- She went to Hawaii?
- On her honeymoon.

I didn't even know
she was married.

She married some fella
that she met at school.

I think he's in business
with his father.

I thought she was going
with one of the Miller

boys, the tall one.

Oh, no, they called
that off about a year ago.

He married some girl
from Pennsylvania or Ohio

or someplace.

I sure have been
out of circulation.

- Kris.
- Yeah.

Would you pass me the sugar?

I thought he was
going with your sister.

- Oh, the Miller boy?
- Yeah, the tall one.

Oh, no, she's about my height.

No, I mean the
tall Miller boy.

Oh, no, that broke up when
he went to South America.

He founded a construction
company, and by the time

he came back, she was already
going out with George.

Don't you remember
what we had to go through

to join that club.

I had about 16
curlers in my hair,

white powder all over my face,
green lipstick, and my father's

shirt and tie on backwards.

Yeah, and a pair
of sneakers size 12.

And then we had to stand
on the corner and wave

at all the people going by.
Oh, it was fun, wasn't it?

Yeah.

In fact, I think the
initiation turned out

to be a lot more
fun than the club.

You know, you're right.

Rick, would you get that?

I'm right here.

Hello.

So she went out to avoid him.

Wally.

came in the front
door to avoid her.

- What's going on?
- We're waiting for you.

Where are you?

Well, I told you, I
don't think I can make it.

Kris hadn't seen this friend
of hers for several years

and it's been quite a struggle
keeping the conversation going.

No thank you, I've had plenty.

Well, can't you just sneak
away for a couple of hands

till the other guys get here?

Gee, I really
don't think I should.

Oh, come on, Rick.

Who knows.
It might be your lucky night?

Here, I'll deal you a hand.

How about that?

An ace, and a deuce,
and that's wild.

You were supposed to go--

Here's a one-eyed
Jack and that's wild.

Boy, what a hand.

There's a 7 and
that's wild, too.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Now wait a second, you
got another card coming.

Well, maybe next time.

Well, OK.

I have a feeling I'm going
to be lucky myself tonight.

Well, I'll see you.

Boy, that Wally just doesn't
take no for an answer.

Oh, do you really think so?
I made it myself.

- You did?
- Sure.

I still make all my own clothes.

That's right, I forgot.

It sure has been nice
seeing you again, Kris.

And thank you for
the wonderful dinner.

You're not going
so soon, are you?

It's early.

Well, not really,
but I haven't even

found a place to stay yet.

Why don't you
stay here tonight?

Sure.
We have plenty of room.

Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

Why not?

- Well, I'd be in your way.
- No, you wouldn't.

Really, we'd love to have you.

Sure we would.

Well, OK, but-- but you've
got to promise not to go out

of your way.

I'll stay right
here on the sofa.

Give me an old blanket
and I'll be at home.

Oh, that's not fair.
You've been traveling all day.

I'll sleep on the sofa
and you can sleep in the--

let's see.

You girls probably want to
talk most of the night anyway,

so I'll sleep on the sofa
and you two take the bedroom.

Well, are you sure?

No, I've slept here before.

When was that?

Well, don't you remember
that night we had--

Sure, the night
my sister came over.

Oh, yeah, that time, too.

You sure it won't
be a nuisance?

Well, of course, you are,
but what can I do about it?

You're a friend of Kris'
and you're our guest.

I guess we'll have to
make the best of it.

You sure the back
porch wouldn't be better?

Just tell me one thing.

It's been bothering me.

What's that?

Well, whatever happened
to the other Miller

boy, the short one?

In case you haven't
heard, I married a nut.

Come on, I'll help you get back.

OK.

- Are you sure you'll be OK now?
- Oh, sure.

You won't be too
lonesome out here?

Oh, no, I think I can manage.

You're not going
to miss me at all?

Well, maybe just a little bit.

That's better.
Good night.

- Good night.
- Kris!

Yeah?

I'm sorry.

Well, that's OK.

I was just wondering, do
you have any Bobby pins?

Oh, sure, I'll
get them for you.

Oh, good night.

Good night.

Hey, Kris!

Kris!

Did you call me?

No, that's OK.

Good night.

Good night.

Would you like some
more jelly on your toast?

Oh, yeah, thanks.

Do you want some
marmalade, too?

- No, thanks.
- How about some more coffee?

Oh, no, thanks,
I got to get going.

What are you girls going
to do this morning?

Well, I didn't
have a class till 11,

so I thought I'd try and
help Sally find an apartment.

Don't you have to register?

I'm going to do
that this afternoon.

That is, if you don't
mind us borrowing the car.

No, I don't mind.

But you better hurry if
you're going to drop me off.

Oh, well, gee, I wouldn't
want you to be late.

OK, I suppose you've
checked the schedule

to see what time
the bus goes by.

Mm-hmm.

Six minutes and 30 seconds.

Hey, if you eat fast,
you can just make it.

Well, you're not kidding.

Hey, wait a second.

Bye.
Bye, Sally,

Goodbye, Rick.

Say, you finally
make up with Kris?

What do you mean
make up with her?

We didn't have a fight.

Well then, how come you
were sleeping on the couch?

Well, her girlfriend
didn't have a place to stay,

so she spent the
night at our house.

You mean she's going to
stay there permanently?

Are you kidding?
Of course not.

In fact, she and Kris went
out to look for apartments

this morning.
Rick.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

Hi, Wally.
Oh, hi, Kris.

This is Sally Henderson.
This is Wally Plumstead.

- How do you do?
- Hi.

Well, how'd you make out?
You find an apartment?

Well, yes and no.

We looked at
about five of them.

And you couldn't find
anything you liked?

Well, two of them were
too big, two of them

were too small, but the
last one we looked at

was just about perfect.

- Oh, great.
- Except for one thing.

It was way over on the
other side of town.

I told Kris I
didn't mind that.

But it'd take you an hour
to drive to school every day,

and you'd have to
change buses twice.

I told her to wait until
she found something

closer to school.
Don't you think so?

- Well, whatever she thinks.
- See?

I told you he'd agree.

It isn't as if you had to
find a place right away.

You know you're more than
welcome to stay with us

until you find something.

Oh, that sure is
nice of you, Kris.

I-- I don't know what to say.

Well, we're just
glad we can help.

You sure it's OK, Rick?
Oh, sure.

Well, we better hurry.

We've got to register and get
your books, go to the market.

Oh, you'll be able to get
home all right, won't you?

Oh, yeah, sure.

- OK, goodbye.
- See you later, Rick.

Nice to have met you.

Oh, thank you, same here.

Boy, this is great, isn't it?

Oh, don't worry,
it could be worse.

After all, it's not as
if you're losing a wife.

It's more like you're
gaining a harem.

We went shopping.

So I see.

Dietetic sweet potatoes?

Uh-huh.

They were on sale.

- Brussels sprouts?
- Oh, I love them.

Don't you?

Well, to be honest with you,
we don't have them very often.

That's good.

Oh, you'd like them.

That is, I'm sure you'd like
them if you'd only try them.

Oh, what are those?

Turnip, eggplant, and squash.

Night, dear.

Good night.

Oh.

Good morning.

Oh, hi, Rick.
You're early, aren't you?

Yeah, I've got a
lot of schoolwork

I have to catch up on.

What's this?

My homework.

Why don't you do
it on your own time?

I am on my own time.

I don't go on the
payroll for 10 minutes.

Why don't you do
your homework at home?

Because I haven't got a home.

I've got a girls dormitory.

You mean, Kris' friend
is still with you?

Yeah.

I thought she was going
to get an apartment.

So did I. But evidently,
she's forgotten all about it.

You mean she's
moved in permanently?

Well, it sure looks like it.

The way things are
going, I'm going

to have to start shaving
at the fraternity house

and taking my
showers at the gym.

What do you say Kris
drop a few hints to her?

Well, that's part
of the problem.

Kris seems to be very
happy with the whole idea.

They go to classes together,
they go shopping together,

and at night, they get together
and talk over old times.

Well, maybe she
doesn't realize

how you feel about this.

Why don't you just tell
her like you're telling me?

Well, I would if I
could get the chance,

but I never see her alone.

May I make a suggestion here?

Yeah, why not.

Has Kris got a
class right now?

No, she's still home.
Why?

Well, why don't
you call her and see

if she'll have lunch with you.

At least it'll give you a
chance to talk to her alone.

What do you think?

Well, I think you'd
better leave me out of it.

If I give you any legal advice,
I'll have to charge you.

Maybe I better
forget about it.

You're too late.

Kris, just a second, Rick
wants to talk to you.

Line two, Rick.

All of a sudden, my whole
life is dominated by women.

Hi.
Hi.

Did you forget something?

No, nothing like that.

I was just wondering,
how would you

like to have lunch
with me today?

- Hello.
- Hello.

Hello, Kris, is that you?

- Yes, Sally?
- Hello.

Oh, I'm sorry, I
thought it was for me.

Oh, that's OK, it's Rick.

He wants to take us to lunch.

Isn't that nice?

Sounds great.

Thank you, Rick.

How about that little tea
room next to the bookstore?

Oh, OK.
What time?

About 12:30.

At 12:30.

I'll see you then.

- Everything OK?
- Yeah, great.

I'm taking them both to lunch.

How come?

Well, Sally was
on the extension.

I had no choice.

Hey, I just got another idea.

As long as you're going to
take two girls to lunch,

you might as well take three.

I can't hear you.

Besides, you eat too much.

OK.

What are you doing?

Shh!

I just wanted to talk to you.

This is a fine
way of doing it.

It's the only way I could
think of to get you alone.

I've been wanting
to talk to you, too.

You mean about Sally?

Yeah, I wish you'd be
a little nicer to her.

- A little nicer to her?
- Yeah.

You probably don't
realize it, but you've

been practically ignoring her
these last couple of days.

You must be kidding.

No, I really mean it.

Oh, there you are.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

Hi, Rick.

I just bumped into him.

Where are you girls going?

- Over to the library.
- Oh, allow me.

Thank you.

You don't think
Kris will be upset

about you coming over here
to do your homework, do you?

Are you kidding?

I can come in and go out
four or five times a day

and they don't even
know I've been there.

Well, do you want
to stay for dinner?

Oh, no, thanks.

Dinner's the one
bright spot of the day.

I get lots of service,
and I don't even

have to help with the dishes.

Maybe I've missed
something along the way,

but it sounds to me
like you've got it made.

Two beautiful girls waiting
on you hand and foot,

vying for your attention.

How uncomfortable
can the couch be?

Well, what I
don't understand is,

isn't Kris a little
jealous about the idea

of having another girl
around all the time?

Are you kidding?

She's even complaining that I've
been ignoring Sally too much.

She says I should
be nicer to her.

Are you listening
to this, Harriet?

You have a lot of
attractive girlfriends.

How come you never invite any
of them to stay at our house?

Forget it.

That's a fine answer.

Well, I keep trying.

You're not paying attention.

I'm going to ask
questions later.

No, I was just thinking
about something you said.

Suppose I should start being
a little too nice to Sally.

Don't you think there's a
good chance we might lose her

pretty quickly?
Yeah.

And there's also a good
chance you might lose your wife.

I won't be that nice.

I'll be warm and friendly,
but I'll play it cool.

Hey, that's good.

He'll be warm,
but he'll be cool.

Yeah, that's the way
young people talk nowadays.

We have a language all our own.

Oh, I'm hip, I dig
all that stuff, man.

Look, I hate to bust this up,
but it's almost dinner time.

Hadn't you better split?

That did it.

Good evening, girls.
Oh, hi, Rick.

Hi.

- Sorry I'm a little late.
- That's OK.

We're having stew for dinner.
Oh.

It's Sally's recipe.

Oh?

I hope you like it.

I'm sure I will.

Now I put some
turnips in there.

I hope you don't mind.

No wonder it's so good.

This is great.

Well, thank you.

You'll have to
get this recipe.

I already have.

You want me to set the table?

Oh, no, I'll do that.

Have you seen the paper?

Oh, I put it in
the living room,

on the table next
to your big chair.

Oh, thanks.

Gee, I kind of like the
service around here.

There's nothing for me to do.

You could get
washed up for dinner.

OK.

Oh, you mean, do it myself?

Rick.

Yeah.

I can't understand it.

Well, just a second.

Let me finish this first.

OK.

Well, why don't you
read it over again.

I have, five times.

What's that?

Beginning of chapter 6,
Financing Foreign Trade.

No, I don't
understand that either.

Well, here, let me
take a look at it.

Why don't we make
some hot chocolate?

Hey, yeah, that's a good idea.

Do you need any help?

Oh, no thank you,
I think I can manage.

Chapter 6.

When I get to
thinking about the past and all

of the good things that
were too good to last,

I cry in my heart for each
little part of yesterday's

love.

Somewhere I lost
you along the way.

Lost without knowin'
the price that I'd pay.

I can't help but wonder
how things would have been,

if I could start over
and try it again.

But love has its problems
and bridges to burn.

You have to cross over
and you never return.

For dreams have their
day and then fade away

with yesterday's love.

Yesterday's love.

- Hi!
- Oh, hi.

Gee, I didn't know
you were out here.

Yeah, just washing the car.

Thought I'd come out and lie
out in the sun for a while.

It's such a beautiful day.

Yeah, it sure is.

Oh, can I help you with that?

I thought Kris
was at the library.

No, I told her we'd
meet her at the malt shop.

What are you trying to do?

Break my arm?

- Well, that's not a bad idea.
- What are you talking about?

You know darn well
what I'm talking about.

What's this with you and Sally?

Oh, that.

Well, you told me
to be nice to her.

Well, yeah, but not that nice.

You sound like my mother.

What's my mother
got to do with this?

Not your mother, my mother.

It was my father's idea.

Well, maybe it was my idea.

I don't know what
you're talking about,

but you're wasting your time.

We're going to find an apartment
for Sally and right now.

Is that a promise?

You're darn right, it is.

Well, that's great.

What?

I said that's great.

Sally's a very pleasant,
very attractive girl,

but you and I got
married and we live

in this nice little
house, just the two of us,

and we were very happy.

I'd like to keep it that way.

Is that why you were
being so nice to her?

Of course.

You're my wife and I love you.

I don't want two wives, at
least not at the same time.

You know what I mean.

I love you.

Well!

We're married.

She's my wife.

Hi.

Oh, what are you doing here?

Well, it was the
darndest thing.

Evidently, my wife
finds me irresistible.

I was walking down
the path here and all

of a sudden she grabbed me and
dragged me into the bushes.

Here's another one
that sounds pretty good.

It's got a fireplace and
it's close to the campus.

Oh, check that one, too.

She ought to be able to settle
on something out of that list.

We got to be careful
how we explain things now.

I wouldn't want to
hurt her feelings.

Oh, I'm sure you won't.

You're very good at
handling things like this.

Me?

I'm not going to tell her.
Why not?

She's your friend.
Well, that's just the point.

It's easier for you to tell her.

Yeah, but you were
the one who invited her.

You think we're
doing the right thing?

Of course, we are.

Shh, here she comes.

Kris!

Yeah, we're in here.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.

Hope I'm not
interrupting anything.

Oh, no.

Rick just has something
he wanted to tell you.

Well, no, not exactly.

Well, first, I've got
a big surprise for you.

What's that?

Well, I don't want you to take
this the wrong way or anything,

and I wouldn't want
to hurt your feelings.

Oh, no, of course not.

Don't be silly.

I found an apartment.

How about that.

It's right near the
campus, and it's reasonable,

and I think it's going
to work out just fine.

Oh, gee.

I did hurt your feelings.

Oh, no.

No, we understand, really.

Well, now, you're sure?

Oh, yes.

Well, I'm not very
good at making speeches

and I just don't know how
I'm ever going to repay you

for all your kindness.

This has been just
like a home to me.

All I can say is,
you-- you're two

of the most wonderful
people in the whole world.

I love you both.

I'm going to miss you very much.

We're going to miss you, too.

Yeah, we sure are.

Well, I just hope I
haven't worn out my welcome.

Don't be silly.

You're welcome to stay
with us as long as you want.

Do you really mean that?

Well, sure.

Gee, that sure
would be a help.

You see, the
apartment needs a lot

of repainting and
decorating and it won't

be ready for another week.

Another week?

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