All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S13E11.Kris.Plays.Cupid.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-WADU_track3_[eng]

The "Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring, in
tonight's episode, here's Kris.

Hi, Wally.

Oh, hi, Rick.

What's the matter with you?

You look like you
lost your best friend.

Oh, I don't know.

I guess I'm just in one
of those depressed moods.

I've been that way for
the last couple of days.

I have no appetite.

No appetite?

Who ate that sandwich
and drank those malts?

Well, I did, but
I didn't enjoy them.

I don't know what's
the matter with me.

I'm restless.
I can't sleep.

Can't sleep?

You slept all through that
history lecture this morning.

I was sitting right
next to you, remember?

Look, just because you saw
me resting my eyes a little

doesn't mean I was sleeping.

I didn't see you, I heard you.

You were snoring.

Boy, you sure know
how to hurt a guy.

Come on.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

I'm not feeling
sorry for myself.

But you'd think a guy can
count on his best friend

to cheer him up when he
feels a little depressed.

OK, what do you want me to do?

Tell some jokes?

Sing a few songs?

Lend you some money?

You better strike that last one.

See, you're making
fun of me again.

Look, why don't we all
go to a show tonight, you,

and Ginger, and Kris and I.
There's a real funny picture

playing over at the campus.

You know, I'll
bet that's what's

making me feel so depressed.

Funny pictures?

No, Ginger.

Ginger?

Oh, I know she's a great
girl, and one of these days

we're going to get married.

But it's just that I
feel I'm hooked already.

I feel like I'm in jail
and I'm not ready for it.

Well, if you feel
that way about it,

why don't you go out with
somebody else occasionally?

Well, that's just it.

I don't want to lose her.

She's a wonderful girl.

She's attractive.

Has a nice disposition.

Is a good dancer.

A terrific cook?

Are you kidding?

She's the greatest.

She made some meatballs and
spaghetti the other night that

were absolutely sensational.

And did you ever taste
her beef stroganoff?

I've never tasted anything so
delicious in my whole life.

You know, I think
maybe your appetite is

starting to come back.

Well, I think
maybe you're right.

Kathy, would you
bring me another malt

and a ham on rye with lettuce
and mayonnaise, please?

OK.

You can bring me the check.

You're kidding.

I'm going to get it anyway.

I might as well ask for it.

- If you insist.
- See?

I've got you smiling.

I'll tell you what.

Give me one of
those nice big Wally

laughs, and I'll
even leave the tip.

I'll say this for you, Rick.

You sure know how
to cheer up a guy.

- I sure appreciate this, Rick.
- Oh, that's OK.

I just hope you can read them.

My handwriting isn't the
greatest in the world.

If I can read my
writing, I can read yours.

When do you need them back?

Well, not before this weekend.

OK, great.

Well, then, I'll drop them
by your house, all right?

- OK.
- And thank you.

Oh, that's OK.
Any time.

Hi.
Oh, hi, Rick.

Say, I thought
there was a drinking

fountain around here someplace.
Oh, here it is.

Very funny.

I'll have you know I lost
three pounds last week.

- You're kidding?
- I am not.

Unfortunately, though, I
gained five of them back.

Thank goodness.

You had me worried.
Doggone that Ginger.

Where is she?

She was supposed to meet
me here right after class.

I don't know.
I haven't seen her.

I think it's pretty
darn inconsiderate of her,

keeping me waiting like this.

Take it easy there.

Thanks, Ricky.

Oh, Melinda, this
is Wally Plumstead.

Hi, Wally.

Hi, would you like
a drink of water?

It's on the house.
No, thanks.

I've got to get these
back to the library.

The library?

Well, I just happen to
be going that way myself.

Oh, no, that's OK.

Oh, listen, a pretty
little girl like you

shouldn't be carrying all
these heavy books around.

Hey, they are kind of heavy.
Would you mind taking some back?

So long, Rick.

- So long.
- Bye, Rick.

Bye.
Oh, Wally?

Sorry, but the young
lady's in kind of a hurry.

Besides, these
are getting heavy.

Want me to take a
couple more of those?

Oh, no.

That's OK.

- Oh, hi, Ginger.
- Never mind.

I saw him.

Who's he running off with?

What are you talking about?

You know who, fatso.

He was supposed to meet me here.

Oh, well, he waited
here as long as he could.

You're a little late, you know.

I'm a little late?

Oh, well, no, I guess
you're not late after all.

He was the one that was late.

He was supposed to meet
me here an hour ago.

Well, you know how he
gets things a little mixed

up at times.

Well, how mixed
up can you get?

He was supposed to meet
me, not that little blonde

whoever she was.
Well, don't get mad at me.

I'm a married man.

I get enough of this at home.

Here, I'll let you
carry my books for me.

And who should come
up with Ginger just

in time to see him leave
with his big blonde.

You mean the one with
Wally, or are you

talking about some
other big blonde?

- No, that's the one.
- Kris told me about that.

They kind of had you in
the middle, didn't they?

Well, you know
Wally and Ginger.

There's always something
exciting going on,

some sort of crisis.

Well, that figures.

They've been going
together so long

they act like they're married.

Please, Pop.

I've had enough
trouble for today.

Actually, that's probably the
trouble with Wally and Ginger.

They should get married,
or engaged, or something.

I thought they were engaged.

Oh, they have been,
at least a dozen times.

Well then, why don't
they get married?

I think all they
need is a little push.

You're probably right, as
long as we don't do the pushing.

Well, why not?
They're friends of ours.

It'd be fun if they got married.

Well, why don't
we just let them

stumble into it by themselves?

Come on, Rick.

Nobody just stumbles
into marriage by himself.

Now, what do you mean by that?

Well, I mean, every
time a guy stumbles

into marriage it's because
a half a dozen females have

tripped him.

A half a dozen?

Why should it take so many?

Yeah, you and I could do it
all alone, couldn't we, Mom?

- We sure could.
- Now, wait a second.

Wally's a friend of mine.

I don't want anybody talking
him into getting married.

But he wants to get married.

Well, certainly he does.

He just doesn't know it.

Harriet, this pie is great,
the best you've ever made.

I bought it at the bakery.

Actually, it isn't
too good, I just

wanted to change the subject.

Who was the blonde?
Do you know?

Rick said it was
just some girl who

needed help carrying her books.

Wally was just
being a gentleman.

Well, that's the part
that doesn't make any sense.

Oh, I'm sure you don't
have to worry about Wally.

Well, I should hope not.

But he sure does make
me mad sometimes.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi, Rick.

What's the big conversation
all about, or shouldn't I ask?

Kris has been trying to talk
me into proposing to Wally.

That's not true.

I hadn't quite got
around to that yet.

It sounds to me like the poor
guy doesn't stand a chance.

Well, I hope not.

I take it you're not
mad at him anymore.

I haven't quite
made up my mind.

I think I'll be mad at him
for about two more days.

Then if he's real sweet and
apologizes, I may forgive him.

I'm feeling I shouldn't
be listening to all this.

Well, this looks like
a happy little group.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Say, where were you
yesterday, honey?

I waited and waited and waited--

She saw you go off
with the other girl.

Oh, that.

Well, I was just
being a gentleman.

The poor girl was loaded
down with all these books

and was on her way
to the library.

And after all, you were
late now, sweetie pie.

Ah!

- Hello?
- Kris?

Ginger.

Oh, hi.

- You're not asleep are you?
- Oh, no.

We've just been
watching television.

I've been looking for Wally.

I thought he might be
over at your house.

No.

We haven't seen him
since this afternoon.

Well, I'm a little worried.

I can't find him anywhere.

Well, have you tried
the fraternity house?

Yeah.

And they haven't
seen him either.

What's the matter?

Ginger's lost Wally.

What else is new?

No, but she's really worried.

Hey, listen, do you
want Rick to go out

and help find him for you?
Come on, will you?

- Shh.
- Oh, that's OK.

Thanks.

He's probably over at
the fraternity house

but he just doesn't
want to talk to me.

Gee, I'm sure sorry.

I hope I didn't have
anything to do with it.

Oh, don't be silly.

It was my fault. I probably
should have hit him

with my science book.

That history book
is pretty heavy.

Well, I wouldn't
worry about it.

He'll probably be around
tomorrow apologizing.

Well, I sure hope so.

Well, thanks anyway.
I'll see you tomorrow.

OK.

And if there's anything we can
do, be sure and let us know.

OK.
Good night.

Good night.

So now I have the feeling
this was all my fault.

What do you mean?

Well, here I was trying
to get them together.

And all I did was get
them mad at each other.

Are you kidding?

It isn't your fault.
Besides, there's nothing much

we can do about it.

Well, sure there is.

- Like what?
- I don't know.

Think of something.

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't we invite them
both over to dinner.

I thought you said they
weren't speaking to each other.

Well, we can invite Wally
separately and not tell him

Ginger is going to be here.

Well, I think you're
just asking for trouble.

What happens when he sees her?
Do you think he'll stay?

Just bring him
through the kitchen.

I guarantee he'll stay as
soon as he smells the food.

That's so easy
it's almost cheating.

Hi.

Oh, hi, Rick.

How about that, there's just
nothing going on around here

this weekend.
Are you kidding?

There's a play at
the little theater.

There's an alumni picnic, and
there's a fundraising dance

at the Beta house.

Yeah, but there's
nothing free going on.

Look, I've got
good news for you.

I think I can
solve your problem.

Are you kidding?

No, I really mean it.

How would you like to come
over to our house for dinner

tonight?

Hey, that's the best
news I've heard in weeks.

It's a deal.
What time?

About 7:30?

I'll be there.

Wait a minute.

Was this Kris's idea?

Well, yeah, but we
both want you to come.

Oh, I get it.

I'm invited, but I'm
supposed to bring Ginger.

This is something the
girls have whipped up.

Look, all I'm doing is
inviting you to dinner.

Who you go out with
is your own business.

Well, OK, in that
case, I accept.

Of course, when a guy
is invited to dinner,

it's always nice to bring a
little gift for the hostess.

Are you kidding?
That's not necessary.

No, I insist.
Does Kris like candy?

Yeah.

Good.

You wouldn't want to go
50/50 on it, would you?

Never mind.

Hi, anybody home?

Hi, Rick.

Oh, hi, Ginger.

Kris just ran next
door to borrow something.

She'll be right back.

Oh, she's got
you working, huh?

She sure has.

I'm doing the whole dinner.

It was Kris's idea.

Oh, good.

Well, you know the old saying.

The best way to a
man's heart, and we

figure it's double for Wally.

Whatever you're cooking
in there sure smells good.

Thanks.

I got everything he likes,
which as you know is everything.

You sure he's coming?

Oh, yeah, he thought
it was a great idea.

Good.

I'm wearing his favorite dress
and his favorite perfume.

And I had my hair fixed
just the way he likes it.

You girls sure don't
give a guy a chance.

Oh, we try not to.

What do we have for dessert?

Well, apple strudel
is his favorite.

But I don't make it very well.

Gee, that's too bad.

My mother makes
great apple strudel.

Yes, I know.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- I found "Shortening Bread."

- Oh, good.
- "Shortening Bread"?

That's his favorite song.

Oh, Wally's really walking
into a trap, isn't he.

We hope so.

- Hi, kids.
- Hi.

Hi.

Here's your apple strudel.

I should have guessed.

- Hi, Melinda.
- Hi, Wally.

- All set?
- Yeah.

It sure was nice of
you to invite me.

Well, actually, it was Rick.

He told me I could
bring anyone I wanted.

And you're the one
I wanted to bring.

There.

Now, if you two will
sit in those chairs,

Wally will have to
sit here with me.

Don't you think she's
overplaying this a little bit?

No, I don't.

Will you stop talking about
her as if she weren't here?

Oh, I don't mind.

In fact, I think you're
being awfully nice

about the whole thing.

At this point,
I'm so confused,

I don't know whether she's
paying me a compliment

or just practicing.
A little of both.

Would you sit
here a minute, Rick?

Sure, why not.

Now, reach for
a piece of candy.

Oh, yeah, this works out great.

Guess it does at that.

OK, buster.

You can get up now.

Just trying to be cooperative.

Let's see now.

Did I forget anything?

Not that I can think of.

There he is now.

Hey, wait a minute, the apron.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

Hey, do something with it.

- You girls ready?
- Just open the door.

- Wait a minute, don't open it.
- What's the matter?

I think I'll wait
in the kitchen.

Let him come in
first, smell the food.

And then I'll come out
with the hors d'oeuvres.

Now, boss?

OK.

Hi!

It's Melinda, the blonde.

- What happened?
- I don't know.

Rick?

We can't just leave
him standing out there.

Well, you open the door.

I'm going to bed
with a headache.

Oh, no, you don't.

Hi, Rick.

Hi, Wally, Melinda.

Sorry about the door.

It kind of slipped
out of my hand.

Oh.

Melinda, I don't think
you've met my wife.

This is Kris.
Hello.

- Hi.
- Why are we whispering?

Whispering?

Oh, we don't want
the cake to fall.

Actually, it's apple strudel.

But you can't be too
careful, you know.

- Oh.
- I'll go check on it.

- Yeah, I'll give you a hand.
- No, wait a minute.

You're our guest.

You just can't keep
him out of the kitchen.

- So I've heard.
- Can I take your coat?

- Thank you.
- Hi.

How do I look?
Oh, fine.

Do you think
you'll be surprised?

Oh, there's no
doubt about that.

Well--

Wait a second.
What's that?

It's an avocado spread.

Mm.

Well, what's the matter?

Well, of course,
I'm no expert.

But don't you think
that's kind of salty?

There's no salt in it.

Well, maybe that's it.
It's sort of bland.

You know how Wally
likes his spices.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Oh, why don't you
jazz it up a little?

You know, lemon juice, salt
and pepper, stuff like that.

Well, OK.

Take your time.
There's no rush.

Your house is just
beautiful, Kris.

- Thank you.
- Where'd Rick disappear to?

I'm right here.

Is everything OK?

Yeah, for the moment.

Well, why don't
we all sit down?

This looks
like a cozy arrangement.

Thank you.

Ah.

Oh, candy.

Say, this is cozy.

Care for some?
No, thank you.

Well,
excuse me again.

Well, that reminds me.

I better go check on the
hors d'oeuvres, hadn't we?

Yeah, I'll give you a hand.

Would you excuse us a minute?

Sure.

Yeah, take your time.

I've got plenty of sweets
to take care of me here.

What are we going to do?

Well, I guess, I'll just have
to get Wally aside and tell

him.

You better get in the
kitchen and keep Ginger

from coming out here.

How do I do that?

That's a good question.

Well, I'll think of something.

Great.

Well, at least that'll
keep her in there.

Having any trouble out there?
Need some help?

Oh, no.
No, thanks.

You better help her.

Hi.

Oh, are you sure
I can't help you?

Oh, no.
Everything's fine.

You just stay right
where you are.

Boy, these chocolates
sure are good.

Better take it easy on those.

You're going to
spoil your dinner.

Evidently she
doesn't know me very well.

- How's it coming along?
- Oh, fine.

We had a little trouble
with the hors d'oeuvres.

But we'll have some more
in just a few minutes.

Well, why don't you show
Melinda around the house?

Oh, yeah.
That's a good idea.

Would you like to see it?

Oh, I'd love to.

We can start with the bedroom.

OK, fine.

Hey, she sure is a nice girl.

I'm glad you
introduced me to her.

- I'm not so sure I am.
- What do you mean?

What's the matter?

Well, we've got a
little problem here.

Oh, I thought there
was something wrong.

You and Kris have had
a little spat, huh?

Man, I wish it
was that simple.

Oh, now, wait a second.

I demand to know
what's going on here.

Well, we've got a
little surprise for you.

Hi, sugar.

Surprise.

Ginger!

Don't run, sweetie pie.

I'm not going to
throw them at you.

Oh, but I was
just on my way out.

Are you kidding?
You just got here.

Oh, but I--

Look what I've
got for you-- food.

And there's plenty more
where that came from.

And I've cooked your favorite
dinner for you, mashed potatoes

and gravy and everything.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I can't, honey.
I'm on a diet.

You are not.
I got you over here to make up.

And the least thing
you can do is listen.

- But, honey.
- Never mind the buts.

Oh, that's the back door.

Do you want to get that, Ginger?
Oh, OK.

I'll get it.
I'll get it!

No, that's OK.

I've got that, Kris.
Take your time.

Don't hurry.

Oh, hi, Phil.
Hi, Rick.

Come on in.

Well, I hope I'm not
interrupting your dinner.

Oh, no.
That's OK.

Well, I just came by
to return your notes.

- Oh, thanks.
- They sure came in handy.

Anything I can do for
you, just let me know.

- OK.
- I'll let you be going.

I'll see you in class on Monday.
Hey, oh, wait a second.

Maybe there is
something you could do.

Do you have a date for tonight?
No.

Well, you do now.

In fact, you've got two.

Here, put this on.

Well, I don't get it.

Well, we ran into a little
date mix-up here tonight.

We're trying to work
it out without hurting

anybody's feelings.
I'll do my best.

Who's my date supposed to be?
Ginger and Melinda.

See, each one will think
you're with the other one.

Come to think
of it, Rick, I've

got an awful lot
of studying to do.

Oh, no, no.

I don't know what to do.

Well, just come in
smiling and keep smiling

till we figure something out.

Play it by ear.

Well, OK.

Oh, wait a second.

Don't go in there.

Go around front
and ring the bell.

That's a baby.

Aren't they good?
Oh, sure.

But I really
couldn't say, honey.

I don't feel so good.

Well, that's because
nobody's been feeding you.

- Oh, Wally?
- Um--

Oh, never mind.

Ginger, I hope you don't mind,
but there's another couple

coming to dinner.
There is?

- There is?
- Yeah.

You know Melinda.

Did you tell Ginger
she was here?

No, he didn't say a word.

I think I'd better be going.

I guess the girls haven't
been introduced yet.

No, I guess not.

Kris, when are you
girls coming back in here?

Yeah, the girls haven't
been introduced yet.

No, I guess they haven't.

Melinda, this is Ginger.
Ginger, this is Melinda.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Have we met before?

I don't think so.

No.

Well, Phil ought to
be here any minute now.

Phil?

Yeah, you know Phil.

Oh, sure, Phil.

Yeah, he ought to be at
the front door any minute.

Oh, there he is.

I'll get it.

Oh, hi, Phil.

This coat
doesn't fit very well.

Everybody's waiting for you.

Come on in.

This is Phil Stewart, everybody.
This is Melinda.

- Melinda.
- My wife Kris.

- Hi.
- Kris.

- Ginger.
- Ginger.

- Wally.
- Wally.

Hi, Phil.

Why don't we all sit down?

- Where'd he come from?
- From heaven.

- In your coat and tie?
- Shh.

Both of them.

I hope you know
what you're doing.

Well, so much
for sitting down.

Oh, chocolates.

Would anybody care
for a chocolate?

Yes, I think I'll
have one, thank you.

You've got some wonderful
records here, Kris.

- Thank you.
- Try that one.

How's everything
going out there?

Well, so far so good.

I was just wondering who's
going to take who home.

Well, Wally
can't take Melinda.

That's for sure.
But he brought her.

Pardon me.
Am I interrupting anything?

No, we were just having
a strategy meeting.

Oh, well, I just
wanted to tell you

how much I enjoyed
dinner and everything,

but I really got to get going.

Well, can't you
wait a little while

so you can take one
of the girls home?

Well, OK.
But which one?

That's what we were
trying to figure out.

Wally's got to
end up with Ginger.

That was the whole plan.

Well, who's going
to take Melinda?

Well, I suppose I could.

We'll figure something out.

Hey, I thought we were going
to have some more coffee.

How can you think of your
stomach at a time like this?

If I try to think of anything
else, I shake all over.

Well, you better think about
who you're going to take home.

I've already thought of that,
and I've decided to take Phil.

That's fine.
We should go.

Now, wait a second.
Let's not panic.

We've managed to work
this thing out so far.

All we have to do is
keep the girls apart

so they can't compare notes.
Oh, wait a minute.

Who's out there with them now?

Nobody!

OK, fatso.

But, honey!

and you
show up with another date.

- I can explain that.
- Well, it better be good.

- Sweetie pie.
- I'll sweetie pie you.

Well, guess the
cat's out of the bag.

Yeah, I guess we better go in
and explain things to Melinda.

Hope she's still here.

I guess I said
something wrong.

Does Wally usually
go with Ginger?

Yes, I'm afraid he does.

It was all kind of
a mix-up here tonight.

And we should have
explained it long ago.

Oh, that's OK.
I like excitement.

I really had a good time.

Of course, I must admit, it
was a little bit confusing.

Well, maybe I can
help to explain it

to you on the way home.

Well, I was hoping
you'd say that.

- Great.
- I'll get my coat.

I'll help you.

Oh, Rick, here's your coat.

I left my sweater in the car.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks for everything.
That's OK.

Thank you for everything.
Me too.

Bye.
Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Well, it looks like
we're pretty good

matchmakers after all.

Yeah, I guess we are at that.

Of course, we did have a
little difficulty matching up

the right people.

Hey, look who's back in town.

Don't tell me you
two have made up.

Oh, I couldn't be mad at him.
He's too sweet.

I really am, you know.

And he's going to give
me his fraternity pin,

and this time for keeps.

Isn't that right, sweetie pie?

Yes, sir.

And he promised never to
look at another girl again.

- Isn't that right, lover boy?
- Absolutely.

And you know what she's
going to do for me?

She's going to turn loose
of this hammer lock.

Here, Rick.

I forgot to give
you back your tie.

Thanks again.

I hope I can do the
same for you sometime.

Oh, I hope I can do the
same for you sometime?

Well, you know the old saying.

Variety is the spice of life.

Oh, yeah?

Some guys
like a 9:00 to 5:00

job and a house with
a white picket fence.

Some guys live for
that a weekly paycheck.

But to me, it don't
make much sense.

Now, I don't like a tight collar
or a suit with a matching tie.

I like to pick up and go
where the four winds blow.

And that's why I'm a happy guy.

I'm a happy guy.

I found happy guy.

I found happy guy.

I found happy guy.

I steer clear of
sweet-talkin' gals.

They got a wedding
bell on their mind.

They want a guy to
stay home every night.

But me, I'm a different kind.

I move when I'm ready.

And I don't have
to tell you why.

I just grab my hat and
leave where I'm at.

And that's why I'm a happy guy.

I'm a happy guy.

I found happy guy.

I found happy guy.

I found happy guy.

You look for me when
I'm passing through.

And I'll stay a
while in your town.

We can live it up and
let the good times roll.

But don't try to settle me down.

No girl gonna chain me.

I was born with a roving eye.

And when the thrill is gone,
well, I'll be moving on.

And that's why I'm a happy guy.

I'm a happy guy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah.

Found happy guy,
I found happy guy.

Tonight's "Adventure
of Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you
by your gas company--

Which helps you live
modern for less with gas.

That's what we Nelsons do.

When you decorate your
holiday gifts and mail

with Christmas
seals, it's your way

of sending a message
of hope to thousands

of your fellow Americans,
the victims of tuberculosis

and respiratory disease.

Christmas seals are a
handsome little weapon

to use in this continuing
fight against some big and ugly

customers.

Tuberculosis and
respiratory disease

are stubborn and
dangerous enemies.

So when you use lots
of Christmas seals,

when you answer your
Christmas seal letter quickly

and with an open heart, it's
your way of showing you care.