All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S5E4

Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

Hi.

I don't think I watched a single play
from when the game started to when we

left.

You could say that.

You have Heather yelling about a
conversation I had with you and Heather.

could have said, I know Bronwyn. I know
Bronwyn very well. That's not how that

conversation was intended.

And you didn't bother to.

I didn't have that conversation in a
vacuum. You said stuff. You said stuff.

you came at me real hard and real
strong.

And you made it seem very one -sided.

But if you want to get away with a
little mess.

then all of you are going to have to let
me get away with a little mess myself.

Obviously, I was upset with Lisa and
Heather about that ropes course lunch,

I had to try to get that straightened
out with them.

Last night was incredibly intense. I
have never fought with Lisa.

And with Heather, it's unfortunate that
we started on the wrong foot.

But ultimately, I said my piece last
night, so I'm hopeful that today we're

going to move forward.

Maybe we even have fun together.

So what are you doing today?

I don't know. It's a mystery.

Who is that?

Whitney. Oh, you're looking good.

Thank you.

What is this? Cool.

It's a training call.

It's for a black girl.

I just wanted to let you know about the
day.

As the hostess of this trip, I've taken
a lot of notes from my predecessors.

Welcome, guys.

A .K .A.

Meredith, we are not going to be
coloring t -shirts and playing games in

I've jam -packed the last day with the
best of everything that Milwaukee has to

offer.

First, we're going to tour the Miller
factory and have a private beer and

tasting. Then, we are going to have
dinner at the Harley Davidson Museum.

finally, we're topping off the night
with a drag show that I'm hosting at

Mattel's bar.

I want to be there. Okay.

Love you. Love you, too. The drag show
is what brought us to Milwaukee in the

first place, and I just know that
tonight's going to be incredible.

You look beautiful.

You do, too. Purple's your color.

Lilac, right? Lilac, yeah.

Come in.

Hi. Hey, good morning.

What's going on?

Oh, my gosh, nothing.

I like that. Oh, that's so pretty. Thank
you.

What did you think of last night?

It was... Kind of interesting, because,
you know, I was talking to Angie.

Okay. And she said, well, you know, I'm
having a hard time because Lisa doesn't

seem to want to talk to me now.

And starts warning me that I should be
careful of you.

What? And then Whitney joins in.

What?

She has said some nasty things about
you.

Yeah, it's like, you know, look at, she
said that you come from New York. She

had her feelings about you.

Like, you trust her 100 % now?

I mean, it's like the Twilight Zone.

Obviously, Whitney and Angie are having
issues with Lisa, and they want me to

join their team.

But Lisa and I have worked really hard
to get to a positive place and to

each other, and she hasn't done anything
new. So why would I get upset with her?

What's the point of that?

running to anybody.

Everything I've said, I say to their
face, so I don't get why they're warning

you about me.

I am completely shocked right now that
these two are, like, trying to, like,

convince people I'm not trustworthy.

Who's not trustworthy? I mean, it's
like, literally, like, are you looking

mirror? Because you're talking about
yourself.

This is a problem for me.

It was so weird, Lisa. They're trying to
turn you against me.

There's no reason why you should be,
like, trying to with my friendship.

Friendship, sir.

It's really hurtful.

Heather? Come in.

I'm just doing my makeup.

Oh. I have a surprise for you.

Close your eyes.

You ready? Yeah.

Reveal.

Oh, my God.

So I'm Laverne, and you're Shirley.
Okay.

But, like, we can wear them today?

I'll wear this. You can turn it upside
down for Milwaukee.

Oh, and then we'll do our day, huh?

We're going to do it all. This is our
day. Okay. I can't wait. I'm feeling

really torn. When Meredith told me about
the rumors about Whitney's business, I

was hoping that Meredith would bring it
up to Whitney.

A lot of things aren't adding up right
now.

They're saying Whitney is using designs
off of Alibaba and selling them at like

10, 20 times the price.

Are you going to say something to her
and offer support?

I don't know that that's my place at
this point. I think that if it's

you should bring it up.

but clearly she hasn't. When are we
leaving?

Um, shortly.

Okay. Rumors like this can really hurt a
new business, so I think that Whitney

needs to know so that she can start
doing damage control.

But, like, I feel bad. We have a fun day
planned, and I don't want to ruin our

trip. I mean, is that something Laverne
would do to Shirley?

No. See you in a minute. Okay.

Man.

Hey.

We are going to the Miller Cave.

What do you mean the Miller Cave?

Like Miller Bear.

Oh, I'm going to pass on that.

What do you mean?

I'm going to pass.

Why?

I have other things I think I'm going to
do today.

Okay, but we came on this trip together.

I know. What are you going to do?

I have some ideas.

I'm going to just... Do something else,
but we'll probably meet up for dinner.

Okay. Okay, I'll see you in a bit.

Meredith,

you just look like money.

Well, thank you.

Where's everyone else?

I knocked on Lisa's door, and she was
like, I'm not going.

Why?

And I said, why? And he says, I don't
feel like it. Next thing I know, she's

gone with Brittany and Maylee. Shut up.

You want to go curling with me? And
since you're here, do you want to go? Do

think Whitney will be okay with us
going?

I'm sure she'll be fine. We'll see you
for dinner.

Okay. But that is a wild shift to not
only are we good enough to go do

something, but we're good enough to go
do something and exclude you, who

her and is her friend.

Maylee and Brittany.

Like, I don't.

This is, I.

I don't know how Lisa, if she just
walked down the hall and those were the

two faces she saw, that would make more
sense to me than any other explanation

about how she picked who she wanted to
spend the day with.

No. I did tell Lisa last night I didn't
think she'd been a great friend to me

recently, so maybe that's why I'm not on
the hot list.

I'm not good with Lisa either.

We met and tried to talk the day after
her party.

Listen, at times I do feel like...

I'm trying to do everything to prove
that I'm a good friend to you. I am me.

not changing. I'm like Lisa Barlow. This
is it. This is what you got.

It didn't really feel resolved. She left
upset.

And I haven't heard from her since the
outside of being together.

I'm not like.

A here today, gone tomorrow friend.

I've had the same friend since I was
five years old. And I've known Lisa for

years. You know, we talked about really
deep, important things. And I thought we

had a really meaningful friendship.

So for me, Lisa pulling away and going
dark on me, it's hurtful. She's never

talked to you since? In big groups, but
not like we used to every day. The only

thing that makes sense is if Meredith,
did you tell her that we talked about

last night?

Yeah, I did. Of course I did.

Oh. Well, there you go. Lisa and I
agreed that we would, if anything was

in between us, we would always talk
about it. It now makes sense why Lisa is

here.

Is she avoiding Angie or is she avoiding
Whitney? We don't know.

We're both.

Coming up. I don't think you've been a
good friend to me lately. You don't like

that I'm not just doing whatever you
want me to do. I don't give a... Yes,

do. You've been a...

You just changed our relationship.

Oh my gosh, I love this.

Okay, so what do we do to get started?

Yeah, we have to put some grippers on
your feet.

Thanks for squeezing us in so long.

Our friends were doing...

something else, and I'm like, I don't
really want to be around them today.

What are they up to? I think they're
going to, like, the beer cave.

Oh, wow.

Is that cool? That's a big deal in
Milwaukee.

Oh, it is?

Yeah.

Hey, here we go.

Oh, wow. Look at this.

Wow. Gorgeous. I was not expecting this.

Welcome to the Miller Valley Cave.

Amazing.

This is so cool.

So we're in an actual cave right now. We
are in a cave because back before

refrigeration existed, this is how we
kept a beer cold.

Let's see what you got.

This is dangerous.

You got to keep it in. This is a lot of
trust for your price to drink.

Oh, boy.

When I think of curling, I think of,
like, lifting weight.

But this is fine.

Anything's better than hanging out with
Whitney.

You got to keep it going.

Hey, look at us.

Being on the ice comes naturally to me.
I was actually a figure skater growing

up. I actually was training for the
Junior Olympics when I decided to walk

But being on the ice curling is so much
fun for me.

This is the most sweeping I've done in
years, and actually, I'm really good at

it. You wanted to go in the middle.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. But I hope no one at
home gets any ideas, because it's not

happening there.

We can go to the Olympics.

So we have a handful of cheeses to pair,
so everything on your plate is from

Milwaukee. I hear one of you maybe
hasn't had beer before.

I haven't.

So are you familiar with champagne,
though? Yes, I am.

You guys are drinking Dom Perignon 2003.

In 2003, it was a heat wave. 5 ,600
people died.

And it made the best grapes of all time.

Well, this is the champagne of beers.
Really? So Miller High Life, the

of beers. What year is it?

Don't know.

Does Mary realize this is the champagne
of beers? If we can swap out Miller High

Life for her Dom Perignon 2003, think of
the money she'll save.

Raise a glass.

I think it's delicious.

What do you think, Mary?

I like it.

I had no clue that there is, like, an
upscale beer.

It's regal.

Say hi, live. So our next beer,
something fun and fresh from Wisconsin,

we're pairing it with cheese curd.

How about feta cheese? Do you guys ever
do feta cheese? Yeah, of course.

Can't escape the Greeks.

Next, we'll move on to Summer Shandy.

Oh, that's so good.

We're going to become beard drinkers.

Go get something to drink, guys.

Okay, Jared just texted me again.

I missed the call, and I have another
voicemail.

It was devastating to hear that Jared
was texting Angie's brow girl. I need to

know exactly when this was. I'm so
nervous. February 17th.

Okay. Oh, that's so new.

I mean, I don't want to give excuses,
but it sounds like this is when we were

a break.

Who wants a guy like that? Like, you are
better than this. He's like a Dean

-less Osmond, too.

Jared keeps texting me, and I don't want
to text him back until I've...

processed everything.

I need to figure out why I keep choosing
men that always have one foot out the

door.

Brittany red flags in this. Oh my God.
She's saying friendship, not the

relationship. Yes. Are you seeing that?
That is true.

I thought I meant a little bit more to
you. I thought I meant a little bit

No, this is so manipulative.

I haven't known Brittany that long, but
I feel like she's a quintessential.

lds girls born and bred to please a man
that's the norm for like this culture to

be valuable but that's a very outdated
way of thinking he's calling you bestie

instead of his love he's saying you're
right friendship instead of relationship

right and like words mean everything
you're amazing you don't need a guy to

fulfill your life is it nice yeah it's
amazing but you don't need it

What he did behind my back was
treasonous. It was treasonous. Yeah.

That's the best word for it, treasonous.

You're right.

Cheers, guys.

When we walked in, I was talking to
Todd, and he was like, where are you

Because he worked here for like a hot
second. His first job out of college was

with Miller Brewing Company.

He was in Milwaukee?

He was a packaging manager, not here,
but they sent him here for six months. I

mean, I wasn't even born. We were like
a...

second marriage way later in life so i
wouldn't live here with him todd has had

a whole life before i was even born
every once in a while he'll say

me you know like they didn't have color
tv when he was a child and i'm like what

i hope you enjoyed all the products with
some delicious wisconsin cheese and

showcasing some of the miller products
the whole thing was so amazing but have

you heard about the ghost stories

There is a history of hauntings and
ghost sightings.

We can learn a bit more about it if we
head over to the Miller Inn.

Let's do it. Let's go.

Can I stay here and crack open that blue
moon?

Of course.

I don't believe in ghosts. Let's stay
back.

I've heard enough ghost stories.

Let's do it.

It's kind of nice to get away from the
group that's remnant.

I really like being Laverne and Shirley.

I know.

Like the good old days.

I think our bartenders have a ghost
story, so hang on.

So is this your first time here in
Milwaukee?

Yeah. Mary's dad and my dad are from
Milwaukee. My dad used to live like a

street across from Jeffrey Dahmer.

And one day they was taping off the
apartment and they were bringing like

to the police cars. And he said, I had
no idea those were body parts.

And they were cooked.

And that's like the only thing I have
tied with walking.

There is nothing these guys could tell
us that would top what Mary is saying

right now.

Beyond creepy.

My dad did lie sometimes, so I hope he
didn't make that up.

So you can see why I didn't come here.
Yeah.

It's too much.

Have you tried the jam on the hard
cheese? No, no, no, no, no. I did not.

Was it good? Yeah.

You planned a great trip. You did a
great job. Thank you.

But, like, there's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.

I was talking to Meredith yesterday.

And she said that people are talking
about Prism and your business.

In what way?

It's legitimacy.

I was talking to Meredith yesterday at
the casino and she said that people are

talking about prism and your business.

Basically that you're like white
labeling jewelry from China.

Everybody's talking about it.

Well, they need to stop because that's
really, that's my business and there's

nothing shady about it.

It was a social media post. Okay.

Actually, one of my business partners
found it and sent it to me.

She goes, do you think this is one of
your friends?

There is a social media account that is
accusing me of buying my jewelry from

Alibaba.

And that is not true.

We buy from curated vendors.

That's called commerce.

It's not like Meredith is out there in
the ocean diving for her caviar.

Whoever said that, that's stuff.

What Meredith was saying feels like the
stuff that's out there would kill your

brand. Did she not learn her lesson
after last year? Stay out of DMs. Stay

of documents.

Last year, Meredith nearly lost all of
her friends because she dug up DMs about

Angie. After you called her and told her
to look in her DMs, suddenly some

documents appeared from a fake account.

That I am in the Greek mafia?

Last year... There was DMs going around
about Lisa with SEC filing, and you're

the one who brought that up. It's pretty
obvious that you're doing this behind

the scenes.

I think that it's so embarrassing and
shameless that Meredith has gone back to

her old tricks.

That is so fucked up.

I think she's so pissed off that I
started a jewelry company.

She comes from a place of, like...

gatekeeping and fear. She doesn't come
from a place of abundance.

She has not ever supported my business.
Anytime I have done something for my

business, she has not shown up.

It didn't feel like she was the source
of the information.

Whether she's the source of the
information, why is she talking about

was my friend, she'd call me and be
like, hey, Whitney, did you see this?

She's going to all of you to make me
look bad and discredit me.

That is stuff.

I feel like you're pissed.

I'm not pissed at you.

Please, please don't. You can say
anything on the Sprinter van. Just,

think about it like you guys can talk
about it later at a better time.

Woo!

Thank you.

Here we are.

Do you think we have any trees?

I know. I need some food. Those are
turkey sandwiches, but they were dry

night. Let me grab this and some water.

What's the Kit Kat obsession?

I love Kit Kat like no other.

You didn't come to Miller.

Which one of the traders is it?

But you didn't tell me you were going
curling.

Yeah, I mean, I would have liked a heads
up,

but it's all good. But hey, I just want
to let you know we're on our way back.

And so get ready for Harley.

Can you have everyone start getting
ready? Because we have to leave at five.

Okay, bye.

Thank you.

Thank you for coming to the Miller
Caves. That was awesome. We have like an

hour. Yeah, we have about an hour.

See you in an hour. Okay, let's do it,
ladies.

We're back.

You look so pretty.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh my gosh, it's so cold.

Here we go.

Whitney, excited for tonight?

It has been such a fun trip. A very,
very fun trip. It has been an amazing

until I found out that y 'all are
talking about my business.

Oh.

trip until I found out that y 'all are
talking about my business.

It has been brought to my attention that
people are starting rumors that I

buy my pieces from Alibaba.

Which is completely your fault. I don't
think anyone started that rumor. I said

that I saw it and I told Heather that I
felt badly about it because I would have

helped you. If you were concerned, why
didn't you pick up the phone and call

Because you didn't want to discuss it
with me. You had every opportunity to

I'm starting something in your industry.

Do you have advice?

Can you do anything?

You clearly didn't want my advice.

If there was something wrong with my
business, I would come to you. If you

there's nothing wrong with your
business, then there's nothing wrong

business.

Do you feel like there's something wrong
with my business? We came under fire on

social media, and I felt badly that that
was the case.

And I'm not sitting here trying to
figure out your business. I'm worrying

my own. Well, you're certainly talking
about it.

We'll give them some space to do this. I
don't understand why you are concerned,

but you're talking to all of them and
not me. Because I really am not that

concerned. Oh, Lord.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah.

Like, what are we doing?

This is a lot.

This is a really cool night for me.

I'm a Harley Davidson girl. I love it.
They've opened up the museum. They don't

do this. We're having a dinner inside.

So can we put a pin in this? We worked
up an appetite. We deserve food. We

deserve dinner.

Thank you, madam.

Milwaukee is home to Harley -Davidson,
and I am a die -hard Harley girl.

I have ridden my entire life. We own
Harleys, we ride Harleys, we go to

So, it's cool for me to share my love of
motorcycles with my friends.

How are you guys?

Good, how are you? I'm Whitney.

Hi, Whitney, Bill Davidson.

Nice to meet you.

I feel like I'm in one of my... Thank
you.

I am meeting the modern -day prophet of
Harley Davidson.

Welcome, you guys. This is so exciting
to have you here as our guest.

It's like I'm in the temple eating
dinner.

The company started in 1903.

Oh, my God.

My great -grandfather, William, my two
great -uncles.

walter and arthur and then their good
friend bill harley developed the first

motorcycle that harley built so we have
120 motorcycles because we've

been in existence for 121 years i love
the colored ones that whole evolution

right i like that little blue teal color
yeah just like the nail salon with all

the colors

Stay surprised at the way these women
choose to act. Like it was a full on

assault on the sprinter band. This is
like amazing.

Mary wore the right shoes. I know,
right?

For real.

And now they're on their best behavior.
They're acting like ladies. It took the

Harley Davidson Museum to bring out the
classy side of these hoes. Like I don't,

we are in the upside down right now.
Like, what is happening?

Well, we've prepared an awesome dinner,
and we have gift bags for you at the

table. We love presents. Let's head that
way. Thank you. Thank you. Can we give

you a hug?

Sure. Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.

It's really incredible.

Oh, my God. This is, like, amazing.

Well, cheers to Whitney. This has been
such a great trip so far.

Seriously. To Milwaukee.

Yay. Thank you.

Well, that was wonderful.

I wanted to give everyone one of my
custom designs.

I really, whether you want it or not,
want to get to see you all. Thank you.

I wanted to give these to you earlier,
but then it's like I find out that

all talking about it, so that's why I
was emotional.

So, Meredith, I just think that if you
truly cared,

you'd pick up the phone and call me and
not talk about what was out there.

You're making this into something much
bigger. It was something I felt badly

about. That was it.

Yeah. I feel like I started the
conversation.

I'm talking to Meredith.

Okay,

but I'm talking to you, so please don't
pull other people in. Can we keep this

between you and I?

Let me help you out. You're turning it
into something bigger than it was. I

don't need your help. I think you need
some help because you're saying

that's not true. You're making it
something it's not. You are. You're

something it's not.

Oh, my God. Are we going to do that?
Should I talk like you?

Let me help you out. I don't need your
help. You're making it something it's

not. You are. You're making it something
it's not.

Oh, my God. Are we going to do that?
Should I talk like you?

Let's not mock each other.

It's awful being attacked online. It's
awful having people say things about

But what I'm mad about is that y 'all
talked about it and didn't come to me

directly. That's called gossip.

Whitney, Whitney, you did the same thing
to me. You and Angie talked to Meredith

about me. And that is also gossip.

I've worked really hard on this
friendship with Meredith. I don't need

going to her and saying, do you trust
her? Do you think she's your friend?

I'm feeling steamrolled by you. I love
that this is your key word, you two,

steamroll. We're going to use the
steamroll.

You feel steamrolled when I come to you
with facts. Is that what you feel

steamrolled by? Lisa, Lisa, listen.

I don't hear anything from you since I
left your event because I voiced my

opinion about, and it didn't match how
you felt about Whitney. We went to

and I told you I don't care if you back
Whitney. I know you back Whitney.

What got me upset?

Is you meddling in my friendship with
Meredith? I'm not meddling in your

friendship with Whitney. I don't care
that you sided with Whitney. That's your

opinion. I don't care that you're
friends with her, but you're saying I

I don't care. I don't give a... I say
exactly what I mean. No.

I care that you went to her with stuff I
said to you in confidence, and I said

you just changed our relationship.

Did you tell Whitney about our
conversation that you had with me and

talked to her about part of it, yeah.
Well, then, you know how I feel about

right now? I am isolated right now.
Don't do that to me. You don't like that

not just doing whatever you want me to
do. I don't give a... Yes, you do.

Don't do that to me. You do.

Bitch, I didn't turn my back on you.

I'm going to see you.

Am I a loyal...

You know what you did? You called me
every day and then I told you exactly

you made me feel what you did to me and
you couldn't deny it. And I was like, I

need a break from you and you needed a
break from me. I don't think you've been

a good friend to me lately.

I am a good friend. I've been loyal.

I've been there for her 24 -7.

It's never enough for Lisa.

She wants you to say, yes, Lisa, you're
right, Lisa, and have zero opinion that

doesn't align with what she's thinking.

I don't put any conditions on her, and I
don't want any conditions put on me.

Go hang out with everybody but me. I'm
here.

Where were you this morning? Call
Electra. Wait, it's not what you do?

it's Electra.

That's what you do when you have to get
away from having a conversation with me

after you call me.

Let's not bring kids into this. I'm not
bringing kids into it. It's her excuse

to get off from me. If I hang up, it's
because I'm a responsible mother who

attention to my child.

Give me some water.

Thank you.

I spend breakfast, lunch, and dinner on
the phone with Lisa.

I've taken away time with my daughter to
listen to her, to be on the phone with

her, and that's what I get in return?

Wow.

For me, not having a mom, being a
present mother is my number one goal in

So for her to make that dig at me and
hit me where it hurts the most, it's an

all -new low for her.

It's very emotional.

And you do love each other.

Okay, everyone, I have an announcement.

Jared and I, we are officially broken
up.

I love this. Yay!

I had this epiphany.

Epiphany?

I've heard about this epiphany before.

I literally woke up in the middle of the
night like, ding!

I know exactly what I need to do.

The thing is, though, Maile, I woke up
in the middle of the night.

With an epiphany.

I just need to not date anyone.

I had this epiphany. I seriously laid
there for like two hours. Did you call

and tell him this epiphany in the middle
of the night? Did you wake him and say,

you're done, bro?

I didn't.

Have you actually told Jared you're
officially broken up?

No.

He's been blowing up my phone since last
night.

But I listened to y 'all and...

I have to say, like, last night was
really impactful for me. Really?

Yeah. I didn't think you were listening.

I literally thought she was going to go
in her bedroom and call Jared.

I didn't think she heard anything we
said. That's why I went to bed.

It's just like the next five minutes,
they're going to be back together.

Watch and see. And you know what? I want
my five minutes back.

Okay? I just don't think.

If we're ever going to work out, it's
not going to be now.

No. Like Lisa asked you last night. She
said, like, what are the things you like

about him?

You said you guys are best friends. I
still don't. I don't know that I totally

understand what's so special about him
that he's your best friend.

First of all, he's royal.

Is it because he's an Osmond? No, of
course not. I met him. That man walks

a room. He leads with Osmond. He signs
the deals with Osmond.

People want to know he lives on Osmond
Lane.

Does he live on Osmond Lane?

He grew up on Osmond Lane. Do you want
to live on Osmond Lane? No.

It's this gated lane in Provo with
really pretty houses on it. And in the

if you lived on Osmond Lane, you had
cash.

But, like, I don't even think Donnie and
Marie lived on it.

Are you in love with him?

Yes, I am in love with him.

Are you in love with him or are you in
love with Osmond?

I think you should worry about your own
marriage, Bronwyn.

Oh. Oh, snap.

I don't have a ton to worry about. How
did you and what's your husband's name?

Girl, you did not just tell me to worry
about my marriage and don't even know my

husband's name.

Every relationship is messy, and you
have such strong opinions, so just tell

why did you choose your husband?

So his name is Todd. He and I both were
having lunch by ourselves, and he was

talking to me, and I thought he was
hysterically funny. Were you interested

him because of his money?

Well, I had Google Finances app before I
met him randomly at a bar one day for

lunch, so yes, I was only interested in
the money, Brandy.

Hey, will you ask me about the Osmond
thing? I think it's a fair question. No,

and it's a fair question, and it's a
fair question we get all the time.

What's the age gap? We are 26 years
apart.

How are you attracted to him?

Am I physically attracted to my husband?

Oh, Lord.

Because he has money or because we have
an age difference?

That feels like a real low blow.

Are you attracted to him?

Am I physically attracted to my husband?
Yeah.

It feels like a real low blow.

The gold digger, evil stepmother. It's
truly boring for me when someone says

this. If Brittany wanted to say that I'm
on my third nose and that is vain, yes,

bitch, it is. I am on my third nose.
That would be a read that I would be

bravo. This bitch truly came to play
today.

When I met Todd, I was working in
finance myself.

And if Todd and I got divorced tomorrow,
I would not have access to most of the

stuff Todd has. Because Todd and I are
genuinely in a real relationship that

does include a physical attraction. It
includes a mental attraction.

It includes a best friendship.

And I wouldn't take Todd to the
cleaners, which is why we don't have a

I see what Brittany's doing. She's doing
the classic stereotype Bronwyn is a

gold digger.

And I don't like it. That's happened to
me. I've been accused of being a gold

digger because Justin's 18 years older
than me. And it's not true.

You love who you love. And it's really
frustrating because it tends to happen

from people who kind of really want what
you have.

Does anyone else have a question about
my husband?

Wait, wait, wait.

Because like no prenup at all. We do not
have a prenup. But that seems like he's

such a savvy businessman.

He would not marry someone without a
prenup.

Like that's their business.

Todd is such a savvy businessman that do
you think my snarky, lame ass

hoodwinked him?

Todd is so successful. He has all these
assets to protect and he didn't see that

I was coming as a gold digger. There is
something genuine between Todd and I and

he sees it.

Leave it alone.

Look, to me, this is all very personal
information.

Like, Seth and I chose to get a post
-nop when things were a little dicey.

We don't know.

Perhaps he gave it all to his first
wife. Who knows?

Tonight has been wild and all over the
place, but... No, it was fun. It was

wonderful. We still have some things to
figure out, whatever, but are you ready

to go see a drag show? Yes. Let's go see
Twinkie.

Let's go.

If you want to change for the drag show,
you have to change here.

Okay, let's go.

Oh, I don't have shoes.

That's why I'm going to freeze my little
clothes off. You get clothes off.

This is couture.

I was in Milan when this walked down the
runway, and I was like, it will be

mine. And you would think that this is
embarrassing me, and I am embarrassed,

and I am not.

It's so cold down here. The hard coat,
that.

That's fashion. The hot dog outfit,
that's costume.

Who's ready for a gay bar?

Let's go, babe. We got this. Oh, Lord
have mercy be with me. I have to make

I'm on the ground.

There's some people here to come visit.

It does look alike.

Come on.

Here we go.

Right this way, ladies.

See you in there. Come find us on the
dance floor.

My love and fascination for drag started
when I was a little girl.

I think I was about eight years old. I
was in Palm Springs with my dad and a

drag queen walked down the street. And,
you know, being like a little sheltered

Utah Mormon girl, that was like shocking
to me.

Thank you for allowing me to bring a few
of my closest friends.

My fascination with drag really began
and then I started seeking it out.

because drag shows bring the community
together and it's a safe place for

to express themselves and express love.

And I just love supporting drag queens.

Always have.

You know, we've definitely had our
moments on this trip.

But the truth is we've had a great time.
We've made all of our Milwaukee dreams

come true.

And we did it our way.

Laverne and Shirley would be proud.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

I wear white. I don't let my daughter
game till two in the morning like Lisa.

That's a low blow.

I don't think I deserve to get broken up
with via text.

What you did might have ruined it
forever.

You're not even his girlfriend.

Stay out of it.