All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City – S5E1

We're rolling.

You know, signing up to be a part of a
television show, every part of your life

is exposed.

We let people into our world, into our
home, into our lives every day.

We choose to share what most try to
hide.

And then we wait for the world's
opinion.

We tell our deepest, darkest secrets.

We share our marriages, the good and the
bad.

We make mistakes and have to live with
them.

And the people we hold the most sacred
are on display.

So when the world pushes back, we pull
together.

It's a bond and a friendship you can't
explain.

But sometimes that circle of trust turns
on you.

Look at us. We have not gotten rid of
the problem.

We are obsessed trying to find the
receipt. Stop it.

None of us are without fault.

So when we disappoint each other, we go
back to where we started.

We remember what connects us and pray it
won't happen again.

Hey, we're here.

I can't wait to show you everything.

Oh, it looks so good.

Doesn't it?

Yeah, I feel like we need to fix a few
things.

Okay, let's do it. This bench, like have
it be like right here.

On like bench, sofa, this way? Yeah,
like there.

Okay, that works. And let's move this
high boy over a little bit. So last year

wasn't the easiest.

There was so much turmoil with my
friends.

And it's not the first time we've gone
through it, but it's the worst time

gone through it. And I think that that
really brings all of us so close

together. It's cute, right? I mean, fun
little outdoor space.

I just love being in a place where I
have friends that I can count on. I

wait to try the cocktails that I can
trust.

I love it. So with Valentine's Day right
around the corner, I got the idea to

throw my own version of a Valentine's
Day party, which I'm calling Bezos to

little kisses to all of my girlfriends
to remind them that I love them some

than others.

So I'm doing a little Bezos party, a
little kiss

party.

And then I want you guys to bring a
friend. I'm inviting a bunch of my

girlfriends from my neighborhood. Is it
just women, like just galentines?

No girls, no boys.

I'm inviting Whitney.

Okay. Which was like, I was kind of on
the fence because she did this podcast.

She was rude about me.

She's like, Lisa's the new villain.

Have you ever heard Lisa apologize
without being dismissive?

I can't say that I have.

She doesn't care about anything else
other than being right.

Lisa's always been the villain.

So how are you going to be when she
walks into your party, though? I mean,

all friends.

I'll figure it out. I don't even know if
she's going to even want to come. But

I'm also like, I need a minute, because
now I'm mad.

I love them, some more than others.

I don't like anything angled.

Let's just make it, like, straight on. I
hate angles.

So good to see you. Hi, Sonny. Love you.

Come and grab some cocktails at the bar.

Hi, Mary.

Let's talk about you and Angie's
relationship.

Hi, Bezos.

I feel like life is weird.

She gave my dress.

And I don't know, I can't really tell
you where it happened.

How did we go from who's Angie?

Mary, come on over, girl. I am not
coming over there.

Who is Angie?

To us, showing up to a party in matching
purses.

Hi, girls.

Are you guys holding on to each other
for dear life? We are.

It all started with Mary. You got
lipstick on your teeth.

I should say, you never know what you're
going to get with Mary Cosby, and

that's fun.

Mary, who in this group do you like?

Okay, so I do like Angie.

Oh, you like Angie? I do. Oh.

To her inviting me to Kathy Hilton's
Christmas party.

To becoming besties. Do you want some
champagne or a Vita drink?

I'll have a Vita drink.

Mary bought these glasses because of me.
I did. I love it. They have the pink

ones and she has the green ones. I do.

Mary is soft on the inside and she
doesn't show that side to a lot of

I'm honored that she's chosen to share
that side of herself with me.

She brings a realness, like a genuine
person that really cares about me. I

it.

Hi!

It's so good to see you. I love that
you're all in red. Is that Heather?

Hi! Do you have hearts on you?

Oh my gosh, I love it!

Okay, it's not really a theme. It's just
high fashion. I know.

Heather told me she was bringing you. I
love it! I know, squeeze my heart.

I mean, legit hearts on the dress.

Happy Valentine's.

And thin.

You're thin.

I finally cracked the code. I lost 25
pounds, and now Mary Cosby loves me.

I've gone from inbred.

Hannah has the snobbiness of a true
Mormon.

She only knows you look inbred.

Pretty and thin.

This is the start of a beautiful
relationship.

Oh, my God!

Hi,

Sarah!

You look so beautiful. Oh, my God, it's
so good to see you.

Come on in. Okay, you got to go grab a
drink.

Ladies, look behind you.

Oh, my gosh.

I would expect nothing less.

Hi. Oh, my gosh. You look so beautiful.

I met Bronwyn at least seven years ago.

Lisa will tell you I met her at a
Nordstrom years ago. She was looking

fabulous. She said something about what
I was picking up was cool. And I kind of

like swatted her away. I didn't need her
opinion because she was wearing sweats.

She was looking at me like, okay, like,
why are you talking to me? Why is this

little homeless girl talking to me? I
mean, I don't remember doing that to

but it does sound like something I would
have done.

It was crazy because then we
reconnected. Like we ended up meeting.

Let's do the heartbreaker. We had a
mutual friend and they were saying, this

Lisa, you should get to know her. So
Lisa and I see each other quite a bit

then over the years.

I think she's super smart, super fun,
witty.

Heather's like, I'm going to wear a kiss
lip Moschino dress. And I'm like, I

hope it's not the same as Broadway.

That's latex, not Moschino. Oh my gosh,
we love her.

I love her love of fashion.

She's over the top.

have a lemon San Diego?

Oh my gosh, I knew you would be in Boy
Shore.

I knew it.

I was more mine too. How are you?

I really did.

How are you? Good, I'm so happy to see
you. I know, I'm so happy to see you

I thought you were going to be in Milan
this week. I was going to, but it's

crazy with the snow.

But I just did couture in Paris.

Funny chaos is kind of...

My brand, my aesthetic at this point, I
don't think I set out for that, but

that's where I thrive.

I have never desired to look sexy or
cool.

I am fully dressed right now like a Tim
Burton character, and I feel amazing.

Thank you for asking.

Like, I don't know how to explain this.

I went to just two shows because we were
in Aspen skiing.

Glenn and Todd wanted to ski in Aspen.
Most of my day is spent making sure my

family gets well taken care of and loved
and adored.

There are six dogs running around that
are all named after characters from

of Cards.

Oh my gosh, I love it. I have a teenager
who has a lot of emotions, and I have

my husband who is very successful, and
he's just a little bit older than me.

How's Gwen doing?

She's good. She's so good. I was telling
her I was coming to see you, and I was

like, remember when you and Jack used to
go to concerts?

I can't wait to leave. It's going to be
18 in June. And they're all grown up

now, and they want nothing to do with
us. Jack is a boy, so I don't know if

went through this. But Gwen is now the
younger, prettier, smarter version of me

that I pay for everything.

This is my friend, Bronwyn.

I've met Bronwyn once before.

I love this. It's beautiful. Thank you.

What an entrance.

It is chilly willy.

Is Meredith in her? Is Meredith in her?
Yeah, she comes with you to that.

Hi. She is.

You look beautiful.

Heather, where's Whitney? I don't know.
She should be coming.

Normally,

I'd be so excited to see Lisa.

She always throws gorgeous parties. But
honestly, I was surprised to get the

invite because she has a problem with me
and she's mad at me. Okay. I know that.

It's clear as day. Okay. So she just
hasn't really felt like a safe place in

while. And I know, I don't know.

When it comes to my personal life, the
past six months have been some of the

best months of my entire life.

I'm spending a lot of time with my
family. I bought a new home. I've been

a lot of press for my businesses, which
are growing.

But when it comes to my relationships
with my friends, it's a different story.

The last time I saw everyone in New
York, there wasn't much resolve.

Heather and Whitney, where are you
today?

There's still stuff we're working
through.

Yeah, there's many trust issues still.

You came after my marriage. I didn't
come after anything.

You just can't take criticism. There are
so many things I sweep under the rug to

make sure we're fine.

And since then, there's been a lot of
distance with some of them, especially

Lisa.

After a party in the winter.

Oh, my gosh. She actually showed up. Hi.

Do you want to borrow it?

Hello?

Coming up.

I told her. Are you involved in this? Do
you want to be involved in this? Do you

want to be involved in this? Then stop
talking.

At our party in the winter.

Wait, I have to introduce you to my
friend. Hello!

I feel like we need to eat soon.

You look so amazing.

Did Brittany say hi to you? No. It's so
rude.

Should I go tell her?

No, she'll figure out later that she has
bad manners.

Everyone looks so beautiful.

Thank you.

Hi!

This is Brittany, the narrative.

It's a pleasure.

Are you a hugger? I'm a hugger. Okay,
good. I love this.

I've known Brittany for a few years.
We've seen each other at events and have

some mutual friends.

She's a messed up Mormon that has been
divorced, has been through the ringer.

She's dating Jared Osmond, as in Osmond
Osmond, the nephew of

Donnie and Marie, which in Mormon
culture is the equivalent of dating

Harry.

Until today.

As of this morning, I am single and
ready to mingle, Heather.

It's you and me, baby.

Jared and I have been dating eight
months.

And we've broken up 16 times, I want to
say. A lot. You guys get to know each

other. I feel like I'm on this hamster
wheel of dating other people, breaking

up, and getting back together. It's
like, ugh, I'm a crazy person.

But there's just something about him.

Mmm.

He's yummy.

The red fur for the holiday.

You know, this is my great -grandma. Are
you serious?

It's like 150 years old. Wow.

Do you like it?

I like the shoes.

You look fabulous.

I mean, it's been a long overdue glow
-up. Thank God for modern medicine.

all I can say.

Mary, I love your coat.

You know I love yours because I have the
same one. I love that. You're going to

get along just fine, Mary.

Hi, I just thought I would join you
guys. Yeah, get in here. I love your

costume. My costume?

You can't come to this couch with Mary
and I and call it a costume. Oh, no.

That's fashion, honey. That's fighting
words to Mary and I. This is not a

costume. No.

Why is that fighting words? Because we
don't wear costumes. We wear fashion.

Who is this?

Wait, that's so, like, fashion.

She's the one that looked like she had
on a costume. It looked like a German

shepherd coat.

She took about 17 German shepherds to
the groomer, and then she made a coat

then dyed it burgundy.

I love fashion.

Someone, right? Like the texture, you
know?

Tell me about this, then. Where did you
first start with that? Yes, it's St.

Laurent, and there's three of them. I
have one.

Brianna has one.

And there's one in a museum.

You can love it or you can hate it, but
not costumes.

I have a whole office, like it's my
office upstairs, and it's this close.

Yeah. At this point, it's an archive.

I feel like when I was younger, I had
five siblings.

And we never had enough.

He became like a hoarder. Not a hoarder,
but that's a little much.

Not a hoarder. We've got to get Britney
at the store. I buy enough.

Not a hoarder, but like the scarcity
kind of like. I mean, I was there. I

up poor. And so I felt like, you know. I
wasn't poor. I didn't say that.

I grew up poor.

I now know that fashion is not Britney's
thing. And I'm also learning that words

are not Britney's thing.

I come from five siblings, and so I
found myself hiding rolls in my purse to

take it home. No, I would never do that.
Oh, why is it that?

It's totally okay. No, that's not okay.
I don't think that's okay. Putting food

in your purse?

I mean... No.

I mean, if you did... Well, maybe if you
grew up poor, you would understand.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

I totally offended her.

Have you seen Brittany?

No. Is she here?

Yes, she's here.

She's here. She's here. She's here.
She's here.

So how are you feeling?

I actually feel pretty good. You know, I
did a breast reduction.

Yeah. I've gone back in to redo this now
three times because my natural breast

tissue keeps growing.

It's not funny.

I started out as a small C. I grew to a
triple D.

Got back to a C. Grew to a double D. No
matter what I do, no matter how thin I

get, my natural breast tissue just keeps
growing.

These are caviar problems.

So you're just kind of hanging out?
Yeah. How are you spending your day? I

I've been working on the phone, but I
don't know. You know, I'm still like

of figuring out where I stand.

The way... things headed at the end of
Bermuda were really disappointing for

Really hurtful, obviously.

Everybody was gunning for you.

Exactly. And then it's like we all met
up in New York and I understand that

everybody had larger issues than me.

Yeah.

But nothing really got addressed.

that pertain to me.

And this is the thing with Whitney.

Last year, Whitney decided to launch a
jewelry collection.

Prism came into my life. I hope you love
the line as much as we do.

And this year, in New York, I said in
front of everybody that I was going into

bath products. Now she's launching a
bath product.

It's like she just wants to step on my
toes.

That's hurtful, you know?

Like, the bath is my thing. Everybody
knows it. And if I said, don't come

my bathtub, now I got to say, don't come
after my bath products?

Do you think she got the idea from you?
Of course she did.

It is an attack on me.

Have you seen Relief Next?

It's beautiful.

It's so beautiful.

Would you like a drink? We got a toast.
Ready?

Heather loves her little meat on a
stick.

Jack is doing so good. Like, he's on the
mission thing. I love it. Does he like

Columbia? He's obsessed with Columbia.

And I feel like it's teaching him a lot
of things. Like, they have the coolest

bookstores and barbershops.

Jack has been on his mission for almost
eight months.

I miss him like crazy every day.

I love hearing him grow and to see his
priorities change and for him to still

like cool Jack, but with a purpose. He
found two Michelin star restaurants in

Bogota and it's like so cheap.

So I'm like, wait, save that one for
when dad and I come to pick you up.

I'm going to start to cry.

I'm not going to because my makeup is
good, but, like, honestly, it's like I

miss him.

He literally has been going to all the
best coffee shops. I really don't know

this mission Jack is on. He DMs you.
He's buying coffee. This is not the

Mormonism that I was raised in.

I grew up Mormon. My parents are both
converts to the church and raised my

siblings and I as Mormon from I was a
little girl. My parents are both very

devout. They expected all of us to be
baptized, and my brother went on a

mission.

All of their kids went to BYU.

Some with more success than others.

I got kicked out, yeah.

Imagine the little side hustle there.

How do you two know each other?

We ran in the same group back in
college. You did?

Are you guys the same age? Yeah.

Hey,

Meredith.

It's gorgeous.

So I have to ask, like, what is up with
the bath bombs?

The bath bombs?

Bombs. My bath bombs?

It's so strange to me because in New
York, I'm like, I'm launching a bath

collection. My warm and fuzzy was
turning butter.

That's your warm and fuzzy. She's going
to launch a butter line. I can feel it.

A butter bath?

You launched jewelry last year. You
launched bath this year after I said I

doing it. What is your problem with me?
I have no problem with you. I think that

you're reading way too much into this.

This is definitely serving deja vu.

I thought we were in a neutral, peaceful
zone. And the next thing I'm seeing is

I'm like dirty and gross.

funny joke meredith no it's a dig on my
marriage and a dig on my bathtub i am

genuinely concerned that meredith is
spending too much time in the bathtub

because i think everything is starting
to shrivel up and prune including her

brain the message i'm getting from you
is i don't want to be your friend based

on your reactions and your history
because i launched the bath bomb i love

as a friend i don't want to hurt you if
you love me as a friend and don't want

to hurt me you would have put to the
bone and said hey i just want to give

heads up i'm doing this if you were a
friend you would have known i've already

sold bath bombs that's how i launched my
business you bought iris and bone put

it in your store yeah i didn't have bath
bombs when i bought it yes i did no you

didn't know you didn't buy bath bombs i
didn't know they existed they were never

presented to me because i didn't see
bath bombs in a jewelry store but you've

got skincare in a jewelry store

Why are you guys fighting over a bath
bomb?

And why are you fighting over tubs?

Like, I don't trust baths. Like, I don't
sit in bathtubs.

Like, I don't want a yeast infection.

You know what I mean?

Just saying. But I don't think it's fair
that you, like, accuse me of, like, bad

behavior. I don't want to be your
friend.

Like, I could argue that I don't know
that we're friends because I never hear

from you. Yeah, well, perhaps that's
because you...

No, what happened last year, I was held
accountable for all these things Reality

Von Teese did, particularly by you.

Somehow, that hasn't shifted.

I talked to Meredith. I went to
Meredith's new house. And she's got

feelings from New York. She feels like
she didn't get any apologies. I feel

I'm owed an apology.

Last year, Meredith was involved in
conversations and side conversations

my business, my marriage, me being a
part of the Greek mafia.

And I wish she could just apologize and
move on. I don't know who you're talking

about or what you're alluding to, but
what I'm sorry about is not calling you

and being like, where's your address?
Where can I ship you some? You're going

love them. Enjoy your bath.

Okay. Can I have a minute to talk to
Meredith?

You just don't want to be my friend.

I'm so confused.

I'm processing what you're saying.

Okay. I want to talk to you for a
minute.

Heather made me aware that you are
wanting an apology from me.

And, you know, I'm happy to give you an
apology, Meredith.

Here's a few things that I'd like an
apology for.

So, number one.

Angie has a scroll.

Why does Angie have a scroll?

She's got a list of made up.

It's not made up.

Here's a few things that I'd like an
apology for.

Why does Angie have a scroll?

You're suggesting that I'm involved in
organized crime. No, I did not. Yes, you

did. No, I did not. Number two,
encouraging someone to sue me and take

I did not say that either.

Did she bring, like, notes?

Number three, spreading rumors.

Scroll. Angie brought a scrolled list of
things that Meredith has said.

Oh, why? This is some calculated sh... A
scroll. Yeah, a scroll.

That's fancy.

I mean, she had to go to a craft store.

Cut the papers, make a scroll.

Catalog every grievance she's ever had.

She found glue and she found a stick.

She rolled it on, had a little string on
it.

And then stashed it in her purse like a
hidden weapon.

She is a hard worker.

She worked hard.

And she has a lot of time.

Probably too much time.

You told someone to sue me. No, I did
not.

And take my house.

Meredith said.

Do you want her house? You could take
her house. I did not say you could take

her house. Yes, you did.

Meredith, I said it could be a potential
liability.

Absolutely. I didn't say that.

You should reassume that you're
unfinished.

I still would like an apology, but I
thought when Meredith saw the list of

things that I wanted an apology for, she
could laugh it off. But Meredith has no

sense of humor, and I think it all went
down the drain with her dirty bathwater.

all to pay attention i guess this is her
color ronwin i'm coming i need

my heart hi sweetheart i love having my
girlfriends i love getting us all

together with jack on and john traveling
so much it's like so important for me

to like lean on my girlfriends and so
many of you check in on me all the time

and are there to support me and i love
you all so much but i don't love

We got to work some things out.

But I have a beautiful dinner prepared
for everyone inside, so freezing was

worth it. Now let's open the gate.

Let's go eat.

Pizza looks gorgeous.

I love this. I hope the seating is... I
was going to say, Lisa needs to have

assigned seating before we all got here.

You're here.

Wow.

This is fab.

Oh, there's Mary Cosby. Oh, my God,
you're right, Brittany.

Angie, switch it. Brittany?

Okay, this is me. Oh, no.

This is me.

How am I sitting next to her? I don't
want her sticking bread in my purse.

I can't even relax.

She had to do it recently because when
you're little, you don't have a purse.

This is fabulous.

Lisa, I'm next to you. I can't believe
it.

Yeah.

Oh,

my God. This looks delicious.

This salad is so good.

These cherries are so good. Tell me who
brought who. I brought Brittany. You

brought Brittany.

Brittany and I have mutual friends, and
Brittany is going through a little bit

of a breakup. Yeah, it's really bad.

So Lisa throws fabulous parties, so I
thought, perfect chance to show her a

village of women.

Yeah, I needed this.

I have a daughter myself, so she's 17,
and then I have two stepkids who are my

husband's from his first marriage, and
they look like... adults when I met

We actually have a lot in common. I have
stepkids. Are they your age? My oldest

stepson is five years younger than me.
I'm closer in age to all my stepkids

my husband. So my husband doesn't love
when I say this, but my stepson is older

than me. Five, six months.

You are the hot mom.

Not to him.

When we were first getting to know each
other, I never felt this huge

discrepancy in our ages.

I don't wake up every day and say, good
morning, Todd, who is 26 years older

than me? Like, it just doesn't cross my
mind.

Everybody thought I wasn't cute enough
to be a trophy wife when we got married.

And I was like, I'm still here 10 years
later. You know what I mean?

I need some more.

Don't bring out the scroll.

No.

Put that thing back in that designer
purse.

Look, when you get Maya, you need notes
on a bigger piece of paper. I think that

was a bad fit to start off on, honestly.

No, no. It was a response. You told me
she wanted an apology, and so do I.

I already apologized to you multiple
times, Angie.

I'm not engaging with you. Go ahead and
ignore me. It's easier to do that.

I don't know what's going on.

Are you talking about the scroll? Yeah,
we're talking about the scroll.

Listen, she turns away because she's
guilty.

You resolved it.

I never resolved her calling someone to
take my house.

Is that cool? I have a daughter.

You don't do that to a family.

Oh, God.

Yeah, Meredith, don't try and downplay
it. What did I do, Angie? Telling people

you should sue her and take her house.

I didn't tell her to take your house.
That is absurd. You did.

We are so finished. We are finished.
Just leave me alone. Will you leave? me

alone. You live your life, I'll live
mine, and we will be peaceful and happy.

Live it. I do. And you're f***ing
rental.

Okay. Can you just draw a line and say,
we're going to start from here. We're

not going to talk about the past
anymore.

So can we just draw a line and keep
going?

Yeah, I don't want anyone talking about
my house. Okay, but you're still talking

about it. Look, I f***ing go in my home.
I live in it. So let's draw a line now?

Yeah. Okay, let's do it now. You don't
tell someone to sue someone for their

house. Thank you.

I don't want a renter talking about my
home that I own anymore.

Okay, so from here, drawing a line means
we don't go back. Just trying to make

it clear.

It's subbed. Yes, it is.

I am over it.

Delicious. The risotto? The T -bone.

It's filet.

It's the filet. You have the T -bone?

Yes. Thank you. You're welcome.

Mary, are you vegan? I try to be. Okay,
cool. The dressing's already on it and

everything. Okay, thank you so much. I
just see that big piece of meat at

party.

Living in my colon for like nine months.

You know, I think about my inside.

It's like a plant.

You can't lodge a piece of meat in your
colon.

And think it's going to come out in a
week.

Nobody's thinking about their health.

I'm going to do a toast.

Let's hear it, Lisa.

This is for everybody.

Cheers. Cheers.

Thank you, Lisa, for the amazing night.
Thank you.

No, Lisa, in your cheers outside, you
brought up the podcast date.

Yeah. So what's going on? I feel like
you have a problem with me and a

I do have a problem with your podcast.
What's your problem with me? Your

was not about you. It was about me.
Well, I think that you're self

you heard it was about yourself.

I think that when you learn how to take
care of yourself, you'll understand that

people that love themselves, like, take
care of themselves. That's part of self

-love. Yeah, I do that, too. And with
your healing journey, you would think

you'd know that by now. I do know that
by now. But can you tell me what part of

the podcast you're upset about? Oh, my
gosh. Where do we start?

Because that podcast is two hours long.
I didn't talk about you for two hours.

Well, you talked about me enough.

Do you want to say you're sorry?

Well, I need to know what I've said to
you. You could leave with an apology.

If you're going to lie about me.

Expect me to tell the truth about
myself.

I am not a liar. What did I lie about?

You went on a podcast and bashed me.

You're upset that I didn't speak. You
lied about me to disparage my character.

That bothered me.

I have not lied. What?

Lisa, my experience isn't a lie. That's
not lying. That's my experience of you.

It's hard for Lisa to hear from her
friends when they disagree with her.

The idea that Lisa's calling me a liar
over how I feel is Narcissist 101.

You can't tell someone that they're
lying about their feelings. It's like me

saying to Lisa, Diet Coke isn't the
best. You're lying.

Diet Coke is not the best.

Diet Pepsi is the best.

You f***ing liar.

I think that if I don't kiss every part
of your a**hole, then I'm not a good

enough friend for you.

I have owned everything I've ever said
about you, good or bad. And you keep

bringing it up. You brought it up. It
was brought to me this week. Wait, wait,

wait. We're going to back up a minute.

What did you hear that I said this week?

What did you hear that I said this week?
What did I lie about? Let's start

there. No, no, no. Who told you, because
it had to be you, or you,

about the conversation we had?

Told you. Let's figure it out. Let's
figure it out. Let's figure it out.

Congratulations.

Please tell me I'm your first visitor.

You are my first visitor.

I mean, this looks expensive.

It's beautiful.

Do you want a drink? Why not?

I went on a little watch with Heather
and Lisa.

Our two new little besties.

And Lisa went on to tell me about the
fact that you did this podcast and that

you were calling her a villain and that
you were being negative about her.

And I stand by everything I said.

Yeah. That was your truth.

Who told you? Let's figure it out.
You've been hearing things? Well,

only two people I've talked to, and it's
her and her. So who did you hear it

from? I'm not speaking until you listen
to me. So we'll be in a standoff.

I said nothing to Whitney. Not a word.

Did you tell Whitney about our
conversation that you had with me and

Which part?

All of it. Well, clearly she did.

I talked to her about part of it, yeah.
Well, then, you know how I feel about

this right now? I am isolated right now
because I have no one to talk to. You

were both ready to leave. You said
plenty and she said plenty. It's not

who says plenty. It's about you
repeating what I said. Lisa, don't do

I told her.

Are you involved in this? Do you want to
be involved in this? Do you want to be

involved in this? Do you want to be
involved in this? I don't. That's why I

you need to stop talking. And I said you
need to tip it right now. I was very

calm and kind in the middle of it all.
And I said you need to talk. Why am I

talking? Because you've asked it to me.

Yeah, and she lied about me and you know
it. I have your back. You can have mine

right now.

Listen, it's isolating to feel like in a
friendship.

You can't be 100 % who you are with your
friend because they're not going to

keep it in confidence.

And it saddens me because I've been an
amazing friend.

I had Angie's back vehemently last year.
Now I feel like she's more loyal to

Whitney than me.

I know you both, and I think Lisa
doesn't want to be wrong. I know you and

love each other. Wait, what are you
talking about? I don't care if I'm

don't want to be lied about.

One of your business partners that has
the jazz ticket that you've been

with. Are you crazy?

I'm not crazy. And I took him back and I
said, I'm sorry.

I have not done anything besides calling
you a villain, which I stand by. I will

be your villain, bitch. Like you are
game on. I'm not asking you to be a

villain. You want me to be your villain?
I'll be your villain.

I'm calling you a villain. Game on right
now. You want me to be your villain?

I'll be your villain.

Lisa.

I am not a liar. Do not come after my
character, Lisa.

I have never lied.

I love Whitney, but this is what drives
me crazy.

She spins the truth so it fits her own
narrative where she can do no wrong.

I've seen Whitney do this time and
again, and it's incredibly frustrating.

You have accused Mary of running a cult
and being a predator.

No. And you guys are all ganging up. You
guys are ganging up. You have accused

everyone in our core group of having
affairs.

You chased me out of the bar. When we
were in New York, I wanted to address

this. You exploited my vagina.

To resolve the one issue you do in that
moment.

That was a f***ing lie!

Which makes you a liar!

Why are you all choosing to pick on me?
You do it over and over and then there's

an excuse.

It's a lie.

You guys are kind of like, it's a lot.

It's a lot. It feels like a lot.

Like Lisa, I would love to take
accountability for something that I

already.

They're bringing stuff up from years
ago.

You should take accountability for the
podcast.

You should. I gave you grace. But I
don't understand what your grace looks

My grace? Yeah, because in my other
relationships, your grace doesn't look

same. So I need to understand what your
grace looks like.

Well, I feel like in your healing
journey, you feel like you're morally

to all of us in this weird way where
you're chastising us and telling us how

should be. I'm just being me. And if you
like me and you're my friend, you'll

accept me for being me. But I'm not on
the same journey as you. We're not on

same journey. Well, maybe. So I don't
need to explain my grief to have to act

like you to be okay. But now she's
weaponizing my trauma against me. I

never do that.

I've never done that. In text messages,
you said, keep healing, Whitney. You

need to keep healing because you won't
stop and you're doing the same thing.

want to meet the Hills, Whitney? Yeah.

Hey, Lisa Barlow.

Then you can leave. Bye. There's the
door. You can leave my party. Bye.

Like, why would I want her to stay?

Why would I want her to stay?

I will not be called a liar, and I will
not allow you to throw my trauma in my

face as a weapon. You want to use my
healing journey?

No, you're spinning me. You're spinning
me. I'm strong. I can stand up for

myself. I don't need you. But you can't
use your trauma to treat us like you

can't do that. So if you need to leave,
go leave.

That was so manipulative. Angie can
leave with her because she clearly was

involved in this. Angie is like my girl.

Angie's Whitney's girl. Well, she's not.
You misread that one, honey.

Never in a million years after
everything we've been through did I

you would reach out to our sworn enemy.

I sought out proof and was given the
proof.

You're recording us?

I am disgusting.

You're lying about me. You're lying
about me. I didn't do it to you.

We were friends. How could you do this
to me?

This season on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City.

Welcome. Do I look like a serious
driver? You do.

I have a reservation for eight Lisas.
Eight Lisas.

I had carbs underneath the costume.

I f***ing love this new marriage.

I ate dirt.

You know how that would kill me?

Something that never happened to you.

She's talking about my parenting?

I'm a great mom.

That's a blow blow.

I don't think you've been a good friend
to me lately.

You've been a f***ing bitch.

You're sneaky little snarky little
something. Leave me alone.

Get out of my house.

You shouldn't open up to anyone in this
group. I have built everything I have on

the backs of other people.

Oh, my God.

Don't call my wife a liar. She's a liar.